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This guy was one of those guys who seemed indestructible. He was out shovelling snow and dropped dead. The doctor at emergency said he was probably dead before he hit the ground...so maybe not a bad way to go. He looked like he was in great shape but he ate crap and loved his beer. He didn't smoke, but he almost never exercised. Every day at work he had a greasy breakfast, donuts, muffins, gallons of coffee. He didn't listen to anything his doctor said about his diet. In fact, he constantly badgered people he considered "fat". So there are two lessons here: 1: You aren't fit just because you look thin. What the inside of your heart looks like is more important. Get a treadmill stress test! Everyone should have one in their forties. Your doctor can prescribe one and it only takes a couple of hours. 2: Don't eat garbage. 3: Don't leave a mess behind. My buddy's wife is now dealing with insurance and estate matters. He also told her he had a will but his lawyer says he had discussed it but never actually made one up. It is weird that so many guys worry about "safe sex" when they are so careless about other health matters.

I've always loved the beauty of a smile. Whether its Christmas morning and people are open presents and the smile is from ear to ear, or perhaps its a baby smile or even a total stranger smiling. I've been told I have a very nice smile, as much as I enjoy the compliment I never really believed it, until the other day I had an epiphany. I was lying beside a beautiful lady and she was smiling. I was in complete awww at her smile, it was so beautiful and peaceful. I was put into a state of ease and warmth. I never felt so relaxed from such a simple thing. Then it hit me, I've never seen an "ugly" smile so those compliments must be sincere and even if they weren't who cares a smile to me will always remain beautiful. I can't be the only one who love a smile so remember to smile once in a while its free. You got nothing to lose. I know I sure will.

Just to chime in once more, many of the recent birthday threads have had hundreds of hits and dozens of posts. This shows a real outpouring of affection and appreciation for our members. I can't understand objections to this. As I've said before, if you're not interested in a thread, just avoid it. I'm selective about what I read on here, but I do like to see members recognized for their contributions. And Tracie, you've played a big and positive part in this. Thank you. It's much appreciated.

This guy should get a recommendation. Wouldn't that be funny? He has saved a lot of us many times. One small example is the Arabic massage girl who looks hot on BP and says a Must see. I was going to go until her pic showed up on his site. The guy is great...and good for all the terrific genuine MPs and SPs all of us love in Ottawa.

I know there have been pros and cons on both sides of this issue. Some think it clutters up the threads and is another obligation. Some believe it's nice to recognize the contributions of those who are trying to make this a great place on the web for those involved in the industry. With a recent post, it had me thinking about the value of continuing to do this. Do you think it's a positive thing you would like to see continue or is it a waste of energy and not needed?

4000 posts! Not sure if lame or not thought...

And the recognition threads add to the positive atmosphere of CERB It makes us less a collection of anonymous board handles and more a community of like minded people, if that makes sense We recognize one another through the various recognition threads, giving thanks, rep points/comments and nominations. It's what makes CERB just a cut above the other boards IMHO The recognition threads, just reinforce CERB's positivity. We have had in the past some heated discussions over some topics, but recognition threads are positive, and don't we all need some positivity now and then? Besides if they truly cluttered up the board, I think Mod would step in and say something. A rambling RG

I've never understood the "thread clutter" argument. I mean, I don't personally get anything out of abc game-type threads, but it takes me half a second to skip over them to the ones I'm more interested in, so what's the harm, especially if there's others who get a good time out of them? I'd think the same would apply to recognition threads. If for some people it builds a sense of a community and makes someone feel better for even a short time, then isn't it worth it? My own vote is to continue as things are, but I suppose if a compromise was needed someone could always make a single recognition thread for all of them. All milestones for all members could be recognized in the one thread, easily followed by those that wish to and likewise easily ignored by any put off by them. As I say, I truly don't see the harm in them as they are, but that's the only alternative approach I can imagine.

I like smiling at strangers I pass on the street. I always tickles me when I smie at someone who seems to be a study in black only to have their face brighten with a return smile. The majority of people I smile at return the smile without thinking, like a reflex. I like to imagine how much more pleasant it would be if we only smiled a little more often.

My vote is continue, why boobhoo a positive thing? Anyway most if not all of what you do Tracie is a bonus for this board so I say take the reigns and do as you do:)

Lot of local hotels have rooms with whirlpools. Room+SP=EB but better

Actually a la carte pricing wasn't frowned upon when it was an industry standard and I feel all inclusive pricing was implemented to keep clients happy. Be full of care in what you wish for. When it was practiced, it made the cost of an appointment far more expensive than the hourly structure we see today... cat

In case you hadn't heard, we lost an incredible talent in Phillip Seymour Hoffman today, who was found dead this morning in his New York apartment as a result of an apparent overdose. There aren't words to do his body of work justice, so I thought I'd invite movie fans (because if you were a movie fan, you were a Hoffman fan) to share some of your favourite roles or scenes. Here's one of many that I have. It's the thumbs up at the end I love most.

I read something many moons ago that has stuck with me. It was that a true genuine smile will not just impact the mouth but the eyes. When the eyes are smiling as well as the mouth, you have touched someone. When the smile does not reach the eyes, the smile is a response and is painted on. I tend to look at the eyes and the whole face now. If a smile doesn't quite touch the eyes, if I'm in a position to, I'll make sure they're ok. I often smile "just because"...the air smells wonderful, you see a cute scene, see something beautiful or inspiring. I think even the smiles you give yourself are gifts and sometimes those gifts touch others. Just because you smile to yourself doesn't mean someone else didn't see it and in turn smile. Lovely thing about smiles, they are contagious and create wonderful energy. Pass a smile on today even if only to yourself.

Just taste-tested a tweaked recipe i made yesterday thats good at any time of day - and better reheated. Was perfect - and with double smoked bacon, which made it awesome to begin with! Nom nom nom! Now off to make cookies...

Aww what a nice thread:) Yes a smile is a beautiful thing, especially from my dogs, yes they smile:) It's like a warm hug without touching, a silent thank you. Yup, a smile can certainly brighten an y moment:)

Yup, they are actually just across the street from each other. Both locations started out as competing spas and then they were both independently brought under the ALO family at different times. Consider it no different from the countless Tim Hortons out there, many of which are just across the street from each other too. ;)

Not wearing any....oups...;)

My 3 year old son made it all the way down the ski hill on his snowboard without falling once. I was so scared and so proud all at once. He was so proud when all these teenage kids came over by the lift to give him high 5's. He was so small among everyone else. On the way back up on the lift he said, " Dad...a boy said I ripped it up on the hill......did I tear my snowsuit? God I love him so much!

I find this thread very interesting going forward with possible changes to prositution laws coming up. Screening will be huge, as I find more and more ladies are using a preferred method,their own site, or other sites that assist ladies for clients to be screened for their sole protection. Regardless of what method the lady uses currently, I can see more requirement for stricter screening than it is now, that is just my opinion. I have absolutely no issue with giving proper screening methods from a provider, as it only makes the transition between both go so much smoother. I use currently P411 for here in Canada and also used for the USA, I have a good number of "okays" on P411 and it works so well well when booking with a VIP courtesan may it be here in our country or in that fact another country. If things change going forward, and guys don't want to give that information to a provider, guys could be SOL. Just my take on it.

With the papers i have advertised in, i usually have the least trouble with guys calling from the paper ads. They respect the hours posted in the ad, they don't ask for celphone pics, more pics, graphic pics, in fact they don't get any pics in the ads, and still manage to muddle their way thru the booking process and show up to have a good time. Online ad clients seem to have the devil of a time figuring stuff out lol. The most common # blocker comes from the online ads, and also the callers using magic jack phones (ID shows at area code 239, for example) And they get pissy when you tell them to call from a real number, oh, they say I can't do that, i don't have a cel phone i can use, i can't use the hotel phone, or other nonsense. MJ callers have to prove to me that they are actually in Canada, BC, Vancouver area first and foremost, because 99% of the time they aren't. I had someone call from the paper ad, I don't ask for but get his name showing up on his home ph, the # shows up, then again cel ph#, and name, and while here a complete rundown on his family history, i think he told me the names of his parents and sibling by the time he went home. Then you get the other guys who claim they can't phone, or if they are texting, they can't call, or they ignore your reply telling them they have to phone to talk to you, like its a big secret. The other big secret for some guys is telling you where they found the ad. Like I really can see them looking thru the computer, the camera automatically goes on and reveals them to me, uhuh.

I will echo what Phaedrus said. In my experience, great chemistry is something that is felt by both, such that it doesn't need to be expressed in words. It's not an issue of special treatment- having a good connection is its own reward.

I don't diet. However I just completed a two week cleanse. I will say that I have decided to stick with a lot of what the cleanse taught me. And I will he better off for it. I did the two week cleanse to feel better. Weight lost wasn't my plan, but it happened. I don't EVER step on a scale, I base everything on how I feel. And prior to the cleanse I didn't feel well at all. Now? I have more energy. Less fog. Happy digestive system. I will continue to stick with it!!!

Congrats Malika ... A fantastic achievement!!!

Congratulations Malika!

Super Bowl tradition....chili with tortilla chips!

I just saw your new photos so obviously....polka dots!:icon_smile: Super Bowl or Grey Cup?

Always nice to see your avatar in a thread. Congrats Ms. Sexy Suicide ;)

If you click on 'Quick Links' at the top of the page, then on 'Today's posts', you get to see all the new threads and postings in a single list. That's one way to avoid the problem that Il Re brings up. Thanks for explaining your position, Il Re. I couldn't really understand before reading your post why anyone would object. I still don't think it's a real problem, and the positive value of recognizing people far outweighs any minor inconvenience, in my opinion.

Don't cloud the issue by buying into the flawed logic and lies of LE and the abolitionists. There were many different ways they could have engaged SPs but they didn't. Did they talk to a group like POWER? Nope. And trust me groups like POWER would not tolerate for one minute human trafficking or abusive pimps. I would wager they would be the one's calling LE if they knew of underage, trafficked or abused women. They didn't go after the younger at risk girls. In Ottawa almost every lady they went after were established, well regarded SPs who all are older than 25 and advertise as such. The way they approached these solo SP's compared to how they went to the spas and agencies says volumes about the intent. They were polite and sent only two officers (I was told one was female) to the spas. They identified themselves gave out business cards etc. Of course the spas have security cameras and there was more than one person working so there were witnesses. For the solo SPs they booked under false pretenses, arranged it so that they could surprise the SP with their "show of force", (4 to 5 male officers). They didn't hand out business cards, they refused to provide names and badge numbers and behaved in a rude and threatening manner. I am surprised they didn't show up in brown shirts ready to hand out black triangles. (look it up) Their behaviour was an infringement of human and civil rights, their attitude was appalling, and now they are lying about or denying some of their worse abuses. And this comment comes from me, who is usually a big supporter of LE knowing they often have a difficult job to do. However I also recognize that there are a number of assholes out their carrying badges and guns, and sullying the reputation of the good cops. It seems they all were assigned to this detail. Don't you find it ironic that the way they try and combat human trafficking and protect vulnerable women is by surprising women who are alone, by showing up with a large number of armed men, who behaved in a bullying manner? Some example they set. They should be ashamed of their tactics rather than trying to justify them in the media.

Seeing a Cardinal outside my window :)

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I had the pleasure to meet Bianca recently. In January 2014, she's a sassy and sultry redhead which sooooo works for me (Cato.... are you listening????). I met her at her place just east of downtown. We had some nice conversation and then began the love and desire. YMMV, but with me she loved to give and receive pleasure. She was very loving and passionate. It was wonderful to be with her. She made me wish I could spend days on end with her. I don't do a lot of details, but I believe that if you are a gentleman and click with her.... you will be justly rewarded. Best wishes to all.

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I think if you are booking last minute the best thing to do is inquire about availability rather than asking for a specific time. IN other words, rather than saying "I'd like to see you in 10 minutes", you say, "I'd like to see you this afternoon if it's at all possible. I realize this is last minute, but if you can see me, what time would work for you". If she can accommodate you she will, and will let you know when. Responses to last minute requests can also vary depending on whether you have a relationship with the provider. I once texted a regular who I saw every couple of weeks. It was totally spur of the moment and unlike me. I just texted her, told her I was thinking about her, that I had some free time in the afternoon, and wondered if she was available. I was standing at her door a half hour later and spent a delightfully unexpected afternoon in her embrace. In general though, to answer the OP's question ... I would never call last minute and expect an appointment in anything less than 1 - 3 hours later.

This is exactly the kind of information I was looking for when I came to the site, thanks.

There are a few ways to address this question, but all the yes answers have to be with the disclaimer (it's your body, dude, you tell me if you can do msog or not) The reality is that in a shorter session, the majority of guys cannot achieve a 2nd sog. And that includes an hour session. So I tend to ask them if they have experience doing more than one in the time allowed, and remind them that if they paid for a half hour, they don't get to stay until the 2nd one happens if that means it is more than the time agreed upon. They have no way to get mad if you include disclaimers with your agreement, imo. You spell it out, and leave it up to them to decide what they are going to do, or not do, and then it is all on them if the 2nd doesn't happen. For those who have never tried or don't know, then i describe what will happen in order to make the 2nd one even probable. The first is right away, little prep time, less foreplay time, in order to assure the max time between starting to try the 2nd. I use the work try a few times lol. Also words like realistic, and so on. It's never a bad thing as long as there is one sog, and as mentioned some guys just enjoy the attempt to get number 2, but i often wonder while they may enjoy that, why not have simply started knowing there would be one sog, and spend the entire time in session getting to that one sog.

I've been three times in the last month. I've seen Leanne twice and Christine (or Christina? not sure?) Christine's massage was awesome and the finish was great as well. Was not shy with the touching. Leanne was awesome in both regards as well. I found her a little more into the finale as touching wasn't just ok it seemed to be quite welcomed! I think to relax and get a decent massage this place rocks. The hot rocks while your lower half is being massaged is very nice. Hot towels to clean off the non-smelling, not greasy oil is also really nice. I really enjoyed it and certainly can't wait until I can get back there. There was a cute younger looking girl there the last time that I saw when I was leaving that was super hot. Will definitely repeat. Great value for the cost!

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LusciousLilly is also in the west end. Petite, independent MA. Polydeuces

Gourgeous Petit Fun west but nit far from downtown... independent. . CLAIRE HEAVENS... ps: spa doesn't mean customers waiting and less privacy... Spas I work out of... don't ever have more than 2 attendants working at same time... ok maybe sometimes 3 very rarely.... we keep it discrete and we make sure nobody runs onto anyone else while visiting... we are professional and we know that Privacy is a huge factor for our visitors. ..

Waving back to someone who you're not sure you know, or even why exactly they're waving at you... only to realize that they're actually communicating with someone behind you.