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  1. 6 points
    This article is by an adult movie performer telling her story, but I thought she made some really well-worded arguments and observations that many here would appreciate. http://www.xojane.com/sex/duke-university-freshman-porn-star
  2. 5 points
    Let's just get naked and get to know each other. :smile: I'm more oversexed then ever. Come see what I'm all about and I'll give you the most sensual massage of your life.... Almost better than sex. I'm sexy and I know it! Long hair, beautiful blue eyes, 5'8" with the model looks to match. Now taking an RMT and I wanna practice on you! Cum help me study? I'm located Downtown in the market. Private and Discreet, I cater the discerning gentlemen that really want a great exxxxperience without getting caught. LoL 100% Independent, so I do what I want. I'll leave a lasting impression to make you smile long after we've met. I offer a full body sensual massage with proper body slides. Or see me for a Nuru (Max 45m during the winter). All sessions are done on my big bed; you wouldn't want me to fall off, now would you? :P Or get the best of the with a 45m nuru and 30 to 60m therapeutic massage. Allow me to tailor a session especially to you, just let me know how long I get to keep you and let me show you what I can do. Available this week Today now until 10pm Tu 10am to 10pm W 10am to 10pm Th 10am to 10pm F 10am to 10pm Sat 10am to 10pm Call me at 613-482-1553 or text at 613-909-8336 Since it's just me doing my admin, I can be hard to get in touch with sometimes, please use my online schedule. Click Here for access.
  3. 5 points
    I have to say, my initial reaction to this is, "Why the hell do you have to put a label on yourself?"
  4. 4 points
  5. 3 points
    So here we are, we survived the polar vortex, floods, ice storms, airports shut down and power outages! Spring is almost here, 23 days, what is on your "to do list" for spring? My list starts: 1.clean my dog yard, ewwww, not going to be fun! Can I pay for this service I wonder? hahahha, not a fun chore, we had so much snow! I know ,even tho I can't see it...IT is there! lol 2. Get new windows in ( hope hope) 3. produce a new album:) NO not the same day as I do chore number 1! hahahha
  6. 3 points
    Yes, I agree with most of what you said. However, the fundamental difference (at least for me) is that with the old laws, outcalls were 100% legal. That is, for a strictly outcall guy like myself, I could have my fun without the risk of being charged. Now, under a Nordic model, I would effectively be breaking the law every time I invite a lady to my residence.
  7. 3 points
    The Cupcake Lounge in Downtown & Westboro Ottawa will donate all their proceeds to this cause and I think they will even make special cupcakes. Oh and I must say their cupcakes are REALLY good :tongue:
  8. 3 points
    Plagiarism (Coping text from another provider to post as your own) is NOT acceptable on cerb. Copying someone's text is the SAME as stealing someones photos. Stealing someone's text (even off another website to post it here) will get you in HOT WATER with the mods and members here on cerb. It could get you suspended or banned from cerb as well. So don't do it please. It's not nice... and I hate having my pm flooded with people telling me someone is copying someones text.
  9. 2 points
    If I get no response to an email or text (which are always polite) then I won't make another attempt. That being said if I do get a response further contact will be based on said response. Life is short and there are lots of options out there. Peace MG
  10. 2 points
    Susan Sarandon who is still blazing hot is about to be a grandma which would then make her a GILF? Peace MG
  11. 2 points
    Just wanted to say a big thank you to those who have been so sweet to me, a lil newbie here on CERB. Can't wait to get to know those of you in the west, and hopefully those of you in Ottawa soon as well ;) xoxo Ceska
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  13. 2 points
    I'm a dog lover with two of my own. When I see them all cuddled up, and happy, in their favourite spot it always makes me smile. Actually, a lot of what they do makes me smile. I'm an ol' softie. lol. Did I mention that I'm a dog lover?
  14. 2 points
    I wouldn't say rigid I'd say more than reasonable. I will only book with a new client if I can confirm the details he has provided me. But I must say I have booked a few with a gut feeling, not always a good idea.
  15. 2 points
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=panther here's how they define a panther I am with Phaedrus on this one, why use a label? We are all comprised of so many qualities, characteristics and traits, to many to be categorized into age groups and to many to be given just one name. Instead of labelling me I prefer anyone who has met me or wants to meet me to just call me by my name:)If you are attracted by my pictures, posts, reco's and talking to me yet become turned off because I am of a certain age.....well good, then you weren't for me anyways. To label or judge anyone because of their age is as dumb as labelling them because of their hair color. But that's just my take on it;)
  16. 2 points
    Shes a member here, why not drop her a line to say hello and make her feel welcome. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=96326. I'm sure she'd be happy to see so much interest about her.
  17. 2 points
    I think most of us would prefer "no labels" except then how difficult would advertising be to promote yourself and find the clients you seek? Unfortunately labels are a way to distinguish what you're looking for from what you're not and a required component of this industry.
  18. 2 points
    I really prefer no label...that sort of thing means nothing to me. To me what matters is the connection I think I might have with a lady (determined by her posts/profile/website) not some arbitrary label based on whether she has children or not or her age. Not to mention realistically, me being almost 53, how old would a cougar have to be to be labelled cougar if interested in me? But that's me A morning rambling RG
  19. 2 points
    I just watched this, the way these cows jumped for joy:) http://vitaminl.tv/video/2677
  20. 2 points
    To flip the coin, my criteria for booking a gentlemen, 1. from his first enquiry, I can see if this person is respectful and classy. That is my number 1 thing I look at, an enquiry that is " what's up" or " lookin' to blow my load" is not going to even be answered" 2. The ability to follow instructions. If you can not follow a simple request like " no blocked numbers or no email bookings" then how can I be assured that you will follow my requests such as "NO means NO" Or to show up on the time we decided? I have one gent for weeks trying to book with me, I keep saying not on email, must have a phone. He says, I do not have one, well go get one at walmart then! He still is trying, this guy will NEVER get in. 3. If on CERB and has some kind of posting history is always a good way to get a booking, as I know you have must have spent some time getting to know me and the lingo of our industry. A cerb member with history here is going to get the booking before joe-blow I have no knowledge on. 4. If your not calling/txt every night 4 am....not interested in meeting you cause you are probably doing something to stay awake every night. If you work nights, best to txt me in the day before work to let me know this. I do not provide services after 9 pm anyways. 5. To return to me, you have been clean, fresh, respectful and kind. If not, I suppose " I am not available today" or if so uncomfortable for me, I will say so. You can then look for another provider. Geee, hope I do not come across as too rigid, but this is what I am comfortable with:)
  21. 2 points
    Try to avoid watching TV or using the computer for at least an hour before going to bed. {Advice from my doctor} I use a combination of things to get sleep: Sleepy Time Herbal Tea White Noise generator Lavender Oil sprinkled on my pillow Mug of hot milk Light snack at bedtime Doctor prescribed sleep aids (Not sleeping pills) No caffeine products after 6 pm No phone, cellphone, TV, or computer in bedroom Room darkening curtains on bedroom window Regular exercise (Something as simple as going for a 20 to 30 minute walk 5 times a week -- turn off cellphone) * But what worked the best was having a SP come to my home to tuck me into bed for the night. ;) 23 and 1/2 hours
  22. 2 points
    For those who aren't aware, tomorrow is National Cupcake Day in support of SPCAs and Humane Societies. I know there are lots of animal lovers like me here so I thought I'd post a link for more info. In Kingston there are several bake shops, schools and businesses taking part. There are events planned all across the country so if you'd like more information on what's planned in your community, just check with your local SPCA. It's a great fundraiser, it raises awareness and there's cupcakes!!! Who doesn't like cupcakes????:-D http://nationalcupcakeday.org/
  23. 2 points
    Almost every day I get up and see that there were several missed calls in the middle of the night right up to 5 and 6 AM. Well I am getting up at 6 or so but I bet the person that is calling me at 5 AM is not someone I'd like to see. There must be some people out there willing to see "gentleman " around the clock otherwise requests like this would not be made.
  24. 2 points
    I prefer to think of myself as Panther...a sexy woman on the prowl who is smart enough to now how to play, caring enough to enjoy the play, childlike enough to make it fun, lustful enough to make it passionate plus confident and all around awesome! I'd rather make my own "label" lol. :boobies:
  25. 2 points
    For the record I am not a fan of either term but the main difference is in the intent of the subject, a MILF is someone a man or men want to f*ck and a Cougar is a woman that wants to f*ck (younger) men. If you feel one suits you better use it, if you don't feel comfortable with either term then don't use either. From the free dictionary online: or http://thesaurus.com/browse/mature
  26. 2 points
    I have never had a SDaddy, but my GF did. She hated it! She said she no life, could never go anywhere out of her city, hard to have friends, as he would get jealous even with her girl friends, and she decided to work on the side cause each year the cash got smaller and smaller. He would buy her a car, but then not much for the pocket,. So now she has 3 secret lives. Her true life. Her Sdaddy life, then also an SP life. She would have to keep it secrete from her Sdaddy, as he would cut her off completely if he knew. But yet was hard to make apt with clients cause he would call last min and tell her to come over, therefore she would end up standing her clients up:( She can't wait to get out of this one!
  27. 1 point
    Finally I met Samantha First of all she is very fun to be with Very caring to your needs and from the session we had she loves sex Except anal which is ok with me She receives you in a huge bedroom equal to the Hotel Frontenac The session takes place on a super high king bed Her bj is awesome She knows where to apply pressure Dfk was continuous and passionate like it should be with a girlfriend For those who love big tits you will not be disappointed They are 44dd and very yummy Yummy is also her pussy She really enjoyed datty if you are gentle and not rough It is been too long that I was searching to replace the sensuous Misslizzy who retired her loveliness I think I found my replacement with Samantha. Be a gentleman with her and you will be rewarded Also her condo is amazing almost a suite with a king bed I think I found my BBW after By the way I saw her 2 consecutive Fridays and will again
  28. 1 point
    Today 3-9pm Tuesday 5-9pm Wednesday 11am- 4pm Thursday 5-11pm Saturday 4-9pm West end, @ paradise Spa 613-820-8887 xoxoxo
  29. 1 point
    Mature is 35 plus, imo, I've used that since i got started. It is a label but it shows that you are over 30, and looking for mature attitude. I find that even the 20 year old guys who call (looking for the milf experience) see that word in ads and contact with a good attitude and very polite lol. milf i think doesn't mean you have to have a kid (yummy mommy, for younger women with under 10 year olds would have to to use the YM term i think). I think MILF is for the definition given, has to remind the now 20-25 year old that this is an sp who is of the age of his friend's mom when he and his friends were in their mid teens. So usually 35 ish. If you chose to use the term MILF in ads, it would attract guys under 25, if that is what you want. Many can figure it out by just contacting older sps if they have that milf fantasy, but using the term i think is going to attract more. they probably search for the term. cougar I agree is a more aggressive person. I am not aggressive in sessions, so milf is more agreeable to me. If you have the personality that would encourage the younger visitor getting himself attacked and seduced, then use Cougar in ads lol. I think, really, 35 is too young to use that term. 40 plus, you have to be holding yourself together by hope and a good pushup bra and cosmetics, and at 35 that is still holding together naturally lol. over 40, and chances are it isn't holding together so easily, lol
  30. 1 point
    Belated Birthday wishes "Old Man". and I mean that in the most respectful and ... and ...Nope, I can't do it with a straight face! Hee! Happy Birthday ya old fart, welcome to the Seniors tour!
  31. 1 point
    I heard the spring birds this weekend! Things are finally thawing and it feels good. I am looking forward to getting some work done at home - get it finished. Being able to walk the dog for a real walk. Spring cleaning too. Get rid of the winter stuff, and bring out the summer stuff.
  32. 1 point
    I think everyone for their replies. I wondering about having a SD for making my life a bit easier. It looks like it makes life more complicated. No need for more complications in my life. No need for yet an additional secret life.
  33. 1 point
    You realize this would make the location a common bawdy house and therefore that would be illegal (so we do not discuss such things here)
  34. 1 point
    This has been one long cold brutal winter. Spring will be very welcomed by me and I'm sure by all the wildlife, that survived! I plan on starting to tour, hopefully. Driving is the only way I can do this as I won't fly my dogs, nor will I leave them behind, so road trips as soon as the snow goes:)
  35. 1 point
    i think that anything would be good along the lines of cheese and fruits as they are easy to eat and not to much mess . I would stay away from chips and nuts as they can be a little messy and leave salt and grease every were. over all on a long date i think it is a good idea to have a little snack as a break or before :)
  36. 1 point
    A banana or apple. You can easily use mouthwash to remove any offending smell if any. Easy to eat, very nutritious, cheap, and easy to prepare. Although adding some whip cream could be interesting.
  37. 1 point
    yes i guess planning ahead is the best way to go , but for someone with an eratic schedule its kinda tough sometimes , then if your there a short time and spend the evening on the town checking out the sights and talent, by the time you get back to your room maybe last minute is all you have ... but thanks for all the replys i agree and totally understand everyones point of view as well ... maybe just blueball frustrated at the time hahaha .
  38. 1 point
    Wishing a very Happy Birthday to you Lee!! Ox, Anna
  39. 1 point
    except me :) I came back...I just couldn't stay away! After being waited on hand and foot like a queen it's my turn to give you some of that TLC you deserve. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7894&pictureid=51886 Let me pass on some of my warmth;) available this week Tuesday 10-2 Friday 10-4 if you these days dont' fit your schedule pm me I'm always available for special requests! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/picture.php?albumid=7894&pictureid=51885 Not a member? ask to be my VIP guest 613-523-6199 or pm to get details.
  40. 1 point
    What signs? It has been explained elsewhere on this board about the process of getting a bill passed and into law. Even if they were going with the Nordic model, and that is a big "if", it would take months if not a year for it to get through the house. It is not even been drafted yet, let alone ever started going through all the steps. As for your estimate of how long before it is challenged, I think you are way off on that one as well. If the Government tries to put a law in place that clearly ignores the supreme court ruling in regards to the specific portions of the Criminal code that were struck down, then I don't think anyone would be convicted. First the Nordic model does not outlaw selling of sexual services, so then that is still a legal job, even though nobody can buy. But the Nordic model also outlaws brothels, and living off the avails, which is in direct contravention of the SCC ruling. One of the key conditions of that ruling was that selling sex was still legal. That condition is met in the Nordic model, so putting back the same restrictions would not be accepted. Judges would not convict, and most smart prosecutors would not prosecute because they do not like having their rulings overturned. The SCC ruling is a legal precedent that most defense counsels would use, and challenges and appeals to that would not take as long even if there was a conviction. The court has examined all the evidence and ruled. They will not try and put this model in place, they know what the rulings meant. However, as we see, even from the Liberal policy convention, everybody is trying to avoid taking a position. They are going to analyze it, and seek input, it will get delayed procedurally, it will die on the order paper. They know they have two choices, either outright criminalization, or regulation. They talk about Nordic to keep the uneducated masses happy, but they know it will not work.
  41. 1 point
    I'm with Kyra, I don't like either and I don't really feel either term describes me. I'm a mature woman experience, that's all :)
  42. 1 point
    Check out Tara Love's new album - omigosh! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8616 Here is a sample of this lovely spinner's album -
  43. 1 point
    I recently started doing foot fetish.one of my clients got my into it. nothing like warm... all on my bare soles !
  44. 1 point
    I am experienced at footfetish and have even done some footjob videos :)
  45. 1 point
    Offices are just school yards for adults - gossip happens weather it is overt or clandestine. Your having a SO, or someone that you want to be your SO completely changes things. No, you're not crazy for passing on this opportunity, and if you handled it correctly with something like "If it weren't for the fact that I have a girlfriend..." the door is still open should things not work out with the other lady.
  46. 1 point
    Been there done that and it lasted for 20 plus years and we are still friends
  47. 1 point
    The reason I took the leap I wanted more and I felt safer here than having an affair with someone. In regards to who I picked first was due to her Ad, her sexy pictures plus saying to check out her website did for me. That Cerb lady was Miss Emily Rushton, the first pictures I saw of her was her Blue Belle series, she looked so hot, her website was so professional I felt very comfortable. I was in Fredericton at the time smiled all the way back to PEI. Definitely have to travel to St.John or Fredericton this year to meet her again!
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  49. 1 point
    Layah titles are very eye catching: Layah - Oral Pleasure Specialist, Ejaculation Expert and Semen Manager Layah - Oral Pleasure Specialist - Your Dick Deserves it! :-p Layah - Oral Pleasure Specialist - There's a party in my mouth, who wants to cum?! :p
  50. 1 point
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