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Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

This is just my perspective- if this is happening with more than one person then it could possibly be a dishonest way of getting more $$ for the allotted time. I believe a responsible and respectful person would have returned the extra amount without you having to bring it up. I would also want to know the reason. An explanation should be given even if it's vague. There was an agreement, it was followed through on your end, the other end erred and it may not have been something in that persons control, either way, it is for them to make up the difference.

I think you need to familiarize yourself with the new laws as services are not permitted to be discussed here.

Trust has to be established before any meeting and if you don't want to provide your number we don't have to visit. I don't provide my cell (and yes it is a REAL number and its not published anywhere in ads or anything related to this business) until we exchange numbers prior to confirming. If you don't like a ladies policies you don't have to visit her, but if you want to visit with her, you need to respect the policies she has in place - they are what keep her safe.

Honestly, you need to be proactive about your own sexual health and know what tests are available to you and ask for them. Personally, I've had to argue with one of the nurses at the sexual health clinic for an HIV test because they deemed me "low risk" due to condom use and did not want to include blood tests -- just the urine test for chlamydia and gonorrhea. Know what tests you want included and check with the nurse/doctor to be sure they're including them on the requisition. In Ontario, this is what a general requisition looks like. All of the test codes are on the back of the form, which gives you an idea of what public health can test for (HIV testing is a separate form).

That was illegal before the current legislation and still is now. That is solicitation. In short, the answer is no.

First let me say I do not think this situation should have ever occurred. And I am posting this months and months after it happened because I do understand the rules here and am not about to identify the person in question or even confirm if said person is a member or not. But I am curious from a ladies perspective as to how I could have handled it. Because this has bothered me for a long time because I feel my good nature was taken advantage of. I had arrainged to see a certain lady well in advance of the actual time. In making our arriagments I enquired about certain things and was told such things make our companionship time a lot more expensive. I agreed to that and showed up at the agreeded time with my gift in an envelope and placed said envelope on the table. After doing so I was then told opsi what I had hoped to happen was no longer going to happen for whatever the reason was. Now donation is on the table and so I left it there and proceeded to partake of my companionship time however I feel some advance notice of such a change should have been given. I did not want to adjust the donation amount and look cheap but on the other hand it was a hefty amount I donated extra for what was now no longer happening. I feel in fairness the opsie should have been mentioned at the very least when I confirmed I had arrived and certainly before I had placed the envelope on the table. And the extra was the very reason I choose this particular companion over say a different companion. And I know the rules here. However there needs to be some accountability from both sides. In talking to a good buddy of mine this exact same thing happened to him with the exact same lady.

Tom: I'm off this weekend to share some Scotch with friends and drive a few golf balls. We'll have a shot in your honour and recognize how important the appreciation you've so consistently expressed is. Whomever receives the tongue transplant will be blessed. The golf course will be an oh so fitting resting place. Hope you get to enjoy this Prine classic '...before you draw your terminal breath' Your friend and Python fan.

There is also Jasmine who is real and great as well. She is the 20 year old that does duos with Lexxie cause there is also a 23 year old Jasmine too. She doesn't post much like others but she is definitely legit.

this kind of stuff pisses me off -

I still think you are going to win, selfishly I can't imagine this site without you. Your strength of character, kindness, humor, gallantry and courage. Thank you for allowing me into a part of your life, for sharing your most difficult days and for showing us all that even through the worst of times we should look to the brighter side, find humor in it and hope, hope for better days. You are the bravest man I know and I'm only one of many, many, many, that have been honored to know you.

That is just plain wrong for an SP to do this, unless otherwise agreed upon before. It shows she doesn't care about your discretion. What happens if your gf or wife picks up the phone? All she wants is your $$.

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I'm so excited , in spite of a tight ticket venue I am in. Yay Ottawa, lets have the best social ever..

Good ideas RG. Maybe I'll send along a Canadian Tire card!!

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My Dear Friend, I have had you in my thoughts everyday. I will always have you in my heart and will cherish our friendship for all my days. Your voice, laughter and big strong hands will never fade from my memory. The last time we seen each other was a gift of time. I pray your family will have the strength to heal from their loss, with as much courage you have had throughout your ordeal. My bottle of Scotch, single malt is awaiting, and a golf ball beside it in memory of the days we shared. No doubt I will shed tears, but will also be relived that you will longer have this awful pain. Love you my Friend, Always and forever! Sophia

You did great on you house congratulations! Wouldn't worry too much of house prices in toronto, this weak oil and dollar should help Ontario and it's manufacturing, as well tourism should pick up. The same people telling you your house is 60 % overvalued are probably the same people telling you rates had nowhere to go but up. I think the gain on your house is mainly due to rates dropping. And they continue to, both here and globally. People tend to go to the bank inquiring how much of a mortgage they can afford, the lower the rate the more they are approved for and house prices reflect this. I do think Alberta will have some trouble obviously, although rates are low the job market there has been hit hard. However, for the rest of the country especially here in the east, maybe our people can return home and build some ships and demand some houses give us some appreciating prices, hopefully. Yes, MKT did well yesterday but we did lose some purchasing power. Our dollar approaching .80 US now. Like oil it is good and bad. Bad, we can't buy as much, good we are more competitive. More Yankees will visit with their money, more Canadians will stay home with their money, global companies will be more inclined to hire and build in Canada. Remember there is usually good offsetting the bad. Generally though, it has a harder time making the news. Now, if only we could strike down certain bills and legalize certain industries. Let's let the rest of the world see our most precious and valuable resource.... The exquisite beauty of our companions , or country would flourish.

Just from my experience, (even including the very few less than professional companions to put it nicely) when it came to providing any requested personal screening information, NO LADY ever gave me a concern when I provided my information. Keeping this lifestyle and related information discrete from family/friends is really the issue. And as for my number (mind you I'm single) the cell phone number I give is also my home phone (I use a cell phone for my phone) I've never had an issue with giving my number to a lady At the end of the day, if you don't trust a lady enough with you number or any other personal information, then the question is, why see a lady you don't trust? And remember, as much as your privacy and personal information is important, a lady's safety and security is even more important. Yet she is expected to blindly trust a man who contacted her (the guy contacts her, not the other way around) and be alone with him (a stranger) without knowing anything about her In short a lady's safety trumps a man's privacy always Wow, a long winded rambling RG

No one gets my number until it's time to confirm a visit. I do not respond to text only ads. Initial contact is email and if one doesn't want to provide one or do that (part of my screening process)......no worries I just move along. Peace MG

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I'm kind of nervous actually. In 2008, we saw a big correction in the markets, and while unemployment went up, house prices just kept growing as well. That was not the case in US. Since then, house prices in the Toronto area, Vancouver, and some other big Canadian cities have reached beyond unaffordable, there is a report that Canadian house prices are overpriced by 60% (although we've been talking about a price correction for a while, so I don't know if it'll happen this year). If I didn't already own, I don't know what I would have done to buy one now. My place has doubled in price since owning it, and had I bought it brand new, it would be nearly 3-4 times the initial asking price. All this in a matter of 12-15 years. With the market growing the rate it has since 2009, being 6 years, I'm starting to get nervous. Canada's exchange is 25% finance, 20% oil and gas. That's a huge reliance on just two industries. With oil prices in a free fall, and the cost of production in Canada at ~$70-80 a barrel (from what I heard), I don't know how any of this is good for us in the near future. There will be layoffs, I think we've already started to see some of that. Many of these jobs are very high paying, and while it probably hurts Alberta more then any other provinces, I'm wondering what will happen elsewhere. I also don't completely know how yesterday's rate cut will affect finances in the long term. Even though yesterday I made more in one day then I ever have before. Perhaps I'm being massively pessimistic.

Stockings and heels most common, a couple times I was asked to wear a corset and skirt. Oh, and this one time the gentlemen got there and I was in lingerie and he asked me to go put my "day" bra and undies on.

I agree with all the above. Sometimes stress is good, I thrive under pressure. But bad stress requires a work out, a bath or a good solo session (to good porn!).

Tya is hot, a great experience

Fyi, still dont have any. Posted via Mobile Device

Wishing you a belated birthday my dear friend! Hope you had a good one! Forgive me, I was out of town. Xoxox Posted via Mobile Device

I would also recommend wearing some padding at the social. A few kicks in the rear end from high heals or pointy shoes might be exciting. However from over 30 pair of shoes I would call that a major pain in the butt. lol

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Happy Birthday to you Old Dog!!

Happy Birthday! Xo

Happy Birthday! Have a great day!

Happy Birthday

Hope you're having a fun filled day! Birthday Hugs, Lexy

put the turkey in late last night at 200 degrees F and turned it down this morning to about 175F. Omg I get home tonight to the smell of turkey. It was all nicely cooked brown on top and never even basted it once and omg so tender :) lesson learned slow can be good lol :)

I am looking for one lucky person to keep me warm tomorrow! Will it be you?! I am early 30's, petite, blonde hair with blue eyes. I generally keep a small clientele and I would like to invite one lucky gentlemen to enjoy some time with me tomorrow (Jan 20th). Hope to meet you soon! PM for details. Carrie

Anna is great

Hold on here one second, sending an email is one thing, but actually thinking of or approaching someone in public is a COMPLETELY different thing. I started that thread, because the person in question (WHOM I DO NOT KNOW) made me uncomfortable and crossed the line. You commented on that thread that you saw nothing wrong with walking up to a "Lady" in public - do you know how many steps of wrong that is - you expect discretion yet you don't provide it in return. (your post clearly validates that) Do you ever think for one moment that when you send off a text to a "Lady" that there may be repercussions? Not every "Lady" can be trusted nor practices discretion. Its been seen time and time again and texting should be at your own risk - I don't text and I won't text anyone ever. I use email for communication, if you contact me and want to know of my travels you will then be advised of them in the future. I have, in the past sent out a newsletter for other ladies visiting certain areas (small markets). I have never divulged anyones info on the mail out, except for how to contact the lady who is touring and her details. I have never had an issue with this as it is an email from me - I would NEVER give anyones info to anyone to spam - that is wrong.

I agree it depends on the source of stress. Most of the time running or walking works. I also enjoy writing (or making art) and reading. Anything to take my mind off the source of stress. And sometimes a little solo session with a nap to follow and some netflix also does the trick ;)

Thank you so much for sharing Emily My town is very small and I see my regular clients with their lovely spouses all the time almost everywhere I go. However, I would never acknowledge their existence or presence because I am a professional and I guess that is what keeps them coming back to me is my level of discretion. Hence without it ever being said, I would have always assumed they felt the same way. I guess not! Thanks again for reiterating via your blog the importance of upholding our golden rule of discretion.

In a weird twist of worlds, I can remember a time when an SP I met before came for a series of scheduled interviews I was doing for my company. My heart went out to her as I am pretty sure she was even more of a nervous wreck after I came in to give the interview. Never once did I let our SP/Client relationship interfere with her candidacy for the position, but I definitely never heard from her again in any way (not that I blame her). So discretion was definitely compromised but not by either one of us. Really weird experience.

I don't think my name has been associated with my gmail but the lady was using a different email service hence why I am concerned that gmail has mined the data associated with her email service acct. Still haven't heard back from her and while I can ensure absolute discretion the longer she is unaware of this (if indeed it is a concern - may actually be a 'work' name she has chosen to use - although I would have expected the name to show up through a simple search) the more likely it is to cause her a problem. What showed up (I've bolded the letters that were common in the accounts) was: Firstname Lastname <[email protected]>

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For CERB Goddess Of The Day today I once again have to nominate Emily Rushton. Emily as you may all know, has made many contributions to this board. She is a cornerstone of the CERB community and a valued member here. Just her presence on CERB and her contributions is enough reason to nominate her as CERB Goddess Of The Day Emily is also, well to put it mildly, a wonderful companion, down to earth, a sense of humour, beautiful, classy and so much more ;-) She respects the gentlemen she sees as much they respect her. Just look at the recommendation threads, she has a lot of admirers (me being one of them) She also doesn't take her clients for granted. You may notice after she tours a city, she writes a thank you post on CERB. Not to get clients. After all her tour is over. But to show appreciation to those gentlemen who made her tour a success. That shows class, and manners, the true signs of a lady But my reason for nominating Emily today is more personal. Life, ok more accurately family, threw me a curve, a devastating curve. One which put me in a dark tunnel (sorry for metaphors here) I'm still in that tunnel, but some light is at the end now. Although some serious damage has been done. (close to estranged from family now) But Emily has been there, managing to keep my spirits up, when things were down. She is more a friend, than my family is family This accurately reflects my sentiments towards Emily And Emily as you might gather, is the person who kept my spirits up, and kept a smile on my face Emily, you are a bright light, and I consider myself a very lucky man for having met you. And you certainly deserve, in my opinion, to get nominated (ok for the fourth time by me ;-) ) for CERB Goddess Of The Day Here is Emily's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22822 And Emily's website http://www.emilyrushton.com/ Although Thank You doesn't quite cover it, Thank You Again Emily RG

Hmmm sorry Ice4fun...back to OP lol... I got a few request for school girl. outfit..yep who would have known at 52 :D But mostly its lingerie, heels or...just heels in my BD suit :D BJ

I have to say as a guy who loves Discovery Channels Shark Week, and with a passion for studying things that involve sharks.. I was excited to see a post about it! That was until I saw this thread and practically died laughing. Well played ladies, well played ;)