Leaderboard

I will NOT answer explicit messages from other members. Understand that it is illegal to do sp and I know the rules and follow them. Should there be something more nefarious going on here with someone expecting me to answer to that to bait me then they're wrong! Explicit messages will not be answered so a friendly reminder to not waste your time. Thanks! Posted via Mobile Device

The good outweighs the bad by far. I've met men and some have no social skills, no awareness of boundaries or those who come across as rude and attempting to be condescending by looking down on ladies. I just look at them and shake my head because those who act this way don't know any better and I truly feel sorry for them. It's THEIR issue! If someone is really pushing it, I show them the door. I have no patience for people who are plain rude, obnoxious or offensive. No one is going to disrespect me at my hosting location. No one! When people like that leave, I have to do cord cutting meditation to get rid of their negative energy. Thanks to all the kind polite gentlemen who know how to treat a lady!

Well what can I say - I've visited numerous ladies over my time and must say Carrie is one of the best - she truly enjoys herself which is very evident during our visits. I won't go into details but I assure you - treat this lady right and you'll have the time of your life. Can't wait till our next visit. I'm a regular now!!!

Dear regular clients, during this difficult political time and dark winter period: You are appreciated, you are wonderful, you are loved. As much as we are separated by professional barriers, as much as we are not allowed to spend time together, as much as we are both brave enough to defy social norms, you are wonderful. Thanks for sticking by us, thanks for not giving up on the whole deal, and thanks for helping me through an arid winter. We need you as you need us. Thank you.

I couldn't agree more. I think this is a great decision.:biggrin:

I ventured into this world about five years ago just a stressed out regular guy wanting to meet a lady or two that I connected with and that I could see on a reasonable regular basis to kick back and relax. It is a win win for both parties. The lady or two turned into a tad bit of a bigger circle of regular friends however. Why ? Because there are soooo many amazing genuine woman out there who love what they do !! There are some ladies I will meet with every frickin time I can because I have soooo much fun with them, I care about them and we trust each other. Therfore, I was able to move to the post legislation ea doing exactly what I was doing before and not blinking an eye. Because I felt safe. Pretty cool. The ability for the ladies to put up with my quirkiness, randomness, sometimes changes in plans due to my career, and work with me to make things work....are the ones that have garnered my long term friendship although maybe frustrating at times !! So after saying that .....for myself the kudo's go to those ladies I adore for building a bond and nurturing a happy regular client ;) But that's just me.

I agree with RG's suggestion. Report to mod and have the boneheads educated with a stern warning or possibly banned. Thanks Nicolette for taking the time to address this.

Hold on there my friend, don't be counting the camels before the elephants come home with chickens....or what ever the saying is. Push for your results, daily . Start investigating options immediately. Start the conversations. Stay positive, have a drink, get laid. Good luck Tom Theliquor

Did you miss me ? Get out of the Cold and let me warm you up ! Im tiny,tanned and toned! a unique triple threat and the ultimate spinner that will make you melt...Take a chance on me, i dare you ;) Enjoy a one of a kind experience that's just like heaven. Services include: Sensual relaxation massage Reverse massage Steamy shower for two Hot tub Fun in our getaway room Top of the line rooms Clean discreet location I'm enthusiastic,open minded and a whole lot of fun! Available for your pleasure exclusively at paradise spa! schedule updated weekly ! See you there! Hailey Heavens your favorite MA who loves to play !

It's unfortunate that this business is so one-sided. We put alot of pressure on the men to be perfect. I'm sure if the situation were reversed, female clients would exhibit bad behaviour too. Overall, the great guys FAR outweigh the crappy guys. If someone frustrates you so much, perhaps write them an email? I've found (and matured) over the years that if you let nothing in this business frustrate you for more than 30 seconds, you're golden, and more open to the good guys out there.

IF YOU CAN NOT GET THIS MESSAGE TO GO AWAY AFTER READING PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST. ****************************************** PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE CENSORED WORDS! ****************************************** I am sure by now many of you have noticed a number of words have been added to the censor list. I know it makes the site very hard to read but instead of jumping ship and moving to another country like other adult boards are doing we have decided to instead conform to the new laws. This means 1) No one can ADVERTISE that they offer prostitution related EXTRAS if you offer this off the site that is find as long as you do not LINK to a site offering such things or offer them here. To conform to the new laws we can not to allow you to ADVERTISE such things here on cerb or advertise a website or blog or ad somewhere else that offers such things. If we find you are linking to a website from cerb that offers such things we will need to BAN your site from linking from cerb. Since people will ignore the law and try to post ads offering such things on cerb we had had to add certain keywords to the censor to ensure no one posts ILLEGAL things. Unfortunately this takes away from the discussion area. Now it is NOT illegal to discuss prostitution or related ACTS but I am not sure how the law will see it if someone is posting that they are a ESCORT (Not offering any PROSTITUTION related extras) and some guy posts saying "Oh, She did such and such with me!" (Guys like to brag when they get something extra that was not advertised....) 2) People may start to try to CIRCUMVENT these words. This will get you SUSPENDED or BANNED as you could put the website in jeopardy. Anyone seeing anyone trying to be creative (offering to do stuff like "squeeze the juice from a hot dog", "Suc the icing off a rooster" or "go in and out of grease for extended vacation" .... you get the point! Please REPORT THIS and DO NOT QUOTE IT! If you reply to it with a quote and do not report it you may also get a warning. 3) Some words are standard words such as O U T C A L L and S E R V I C E and these had to be censored as well as they could be taken the WRONG way and we are being EXTRA VIGILANT at this time to ensure cerb stays within the boundaries of this new law. 4) Use your .... people, don't brag about extra things that may or may not have happened when in private with someone. Just share that you have a nice time, you will see her again and focus on the nice things. More to come but I am asking for help with CENSOR words as well. Please report any ADVERTISEMENT posts that HINT or BLATANTLY SAY they offer PROSTITUTION RELATED EXTRAS so we can ADD to the CENSORS and protect the site. IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS MESSAGE GO AWAY.... Your browser settings are probably not accepting cookies. Switch to another web browser or change your settings and see if it helps. A INCOGNITO browser will probably also cause this issue as well.

Got to LOVE Monte Python! Decided, like many before me, this song will be played as the 6 carry me out to the hearse. So to my friends and those who have followed this journey over the past 2 years, the journey is basically at an end. I am getting moved to Kitchener area on Friday to a respite facility where the pain will be medicated stronger than can be done at home. My memory took a rapid turn for the worse on the weekend, and I passed out from pain a couple of times. Probably have no more than 10 - 20 days max before my ashes go onto the driveway....I mean golf course! KW is closer to most of the family and it will make it easier on them. I have had a lucid day and a half, where I sent personalized notes of thanx to some of the very special people I have met, had decidedly naughty conversations with and with those who I have not been able to visit. I am sure I have missed quite a few, and I apologize to them. sigh, so many camel toes and just not enough time!!!!! I have sent a note to organ transplant folks to use my tongue in case anyone wants it. I want to thank you all again for all for the notes and emails sent, it helped me get through the shitty days and I really appreciated it. If I am not too drugged tonight, I will try and get on chat. After Friday, if you want to chat, please send me a note to the gmail address, as it may be more discrete for me to look at. So I will not be attending the next Cerb Spring Social, but I hope you all have naughty fun, end up laughing at all the stupid things I have said and done, and end up with mighty hangovers!!! As previously stated either my brother or a very good friend of mine will come on and let you know how far I got. I will get to the Super Bowl, but not the Masters! Have a shot at the bar in my memory! And when you hear Monty Python being played, smile and think of me. See you on the other side. Peace Tom TheLiquor

Of course as expected phone in hand posting on LYLA Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Looks like she has left EB to go indy She was very popular at EB I had amazing times with her but not always consistent. But you know sometimes the stars align and wow Additional Comments: So over all I say go for it

Agree about the no more hidden profiles. Good decision by Mod and Council RG

Love that first one Emily I really had to look twice lol Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Getting my to do list done and some blog posts written....

Tania maybe?

With all the awesome uses, I wonder if Costco sells it in 5 gallon pails?

http://onlinewebfun.com/funnypics/bigdickinn.jpg

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 613 712 1200 mon to sat 10am to 7pm

First post on here, and I felt compelled to write one as I visited Kelsey for the first time yesterday. What a gal! She had me when she opened the door, when I asked her how she was, and she replied: 'Naked' and then dropped the sheer covering. Young, nubile, perky, clean and adorable...and she had just woken up! (I'm a morning/afternoon kind of guy). She told me to get comfortable, totally made me feel at ease and then the fun began. Just my take on things. Great experience and worthy of making my first post on here.

Just finished watching Law Abiding Citizen. So awesome.

Men in Black 3 Ajent J and Agent K !!! Save our planet!!!

I'm a believer that there is a reason for every action and every reaction and my curious mind is always asking why and wanting an authentic explanation. Some of us just need to know. The explanation can't be as simple as because some guys are nice guys and some aren't because some nice guys do these things and some not so nice don't so...why then? Why do some guys say they are going to call you and don't? Why do some guys pm you for a date, requesting a time, particular day, etc, etc, then you never hear from them again.....why? Why do some guys pm saying I'd like to see you, it's time, or can I see you, or we should see each other again... then nothing.....why? Why do guys set up a date, confirm a date, call for locale details/directions, then nothing......why? Why do some guys tell you how much they enjoyed you, that they loved their date and then request permission to post a reco but then nothing.....why? Why do some guys tell you "you are the best date I've ever had" then you see they've met others before and after you, posted their accolades about them, but nothing about you......why? Why do some guys post what I consider to be immature statements such as "my mother told me if I have nothing nice to say then" when they know saying such can ruin a woman's business. Why would't they explain? If the companion caused him to be fearful, unsafe, bait n switched, mislead, stole or anything else that could cause detriment to others or the community then it should be explained, for everyone's safety. Anything else could be subjective and perhaps improved upon with some advice or kindness. Why would anyone want to ruin anyone? Why does a guy that knows better, then call and negotiate your rates, ask if you have any specials or discounts(when you have none posted or advertised) or time slots other than the ones listed on your site or in your ads....why? Why would a guy discuss your locale with another woman....why? Why does a guy call you when you expressly post, advertise and holler to the gods-texts only, or why does he text when you boldly emphasize-calls only, or why does he call when you explain pm's only-WHY!!!! Why does a guy who has a preference for something-a guy who tells you after the meeting is over- not make that clear before meeting ...why? Why does a guy who knows that he's paying for your time then ask, "so what do you offer"...why? Why does a guy call, pm, or text you saying he's read all of your site, understands your booking requirements (one of which is requiring giving a name and phone number) says he wants to book with you but DOESN'T want to give his real name or phone number....why? Why does a guy want to meet with you if he doesn't trust you enough to give you his details? I'm sure I've omitted some, and these questions I'm sure have been asked and re-asked. Even so, could someone please take a moment and explain why? There has to be better reasons than lack of courtesy, common sense or knowledge-doesn't there?

Damn...I wanted to write something but it made me so upset thinking about my own that died. I am so sorry for your loss

When I was a kid, when it was time for the dog to die, my father got out the shotgun and the shovel. Once an animal starts suffering terribly it's time to put it out of its misery. Blowing its head off is a hard thing to do, as I remember my father coming back with tears in his eyes, but you have to do what you have to do. I suppose city dwellers have no choice but to call the vet, but buckshot is just as humane and much quicker and cheaper. Bury him and if there are any questions afterward, he "ran away to die".

I've got quite a few women that I have repeated regularly with and I will continue to see these as the chemistry and connection with them is extremely good. We are at a point where it is good to see each other and catch up with each other's life. Since I've seen them each many times now. The comfort level is good and we know what each other likes and dislikes. Each time get's better. However I keep meeting new women that I would like to get to know better also. I'm doing the best to help support the industry :) But only so much time and money :) But if everyone did your bit, it all add's up :)

I don't even wonder anymore why some men or anyone for that matter as to why they do what they do. Especially in this business. If I constantly wondered, I'd go crazy. I don't even believe in really wanting to know "why" because it doesn't affect me. And I don't let it get to the point where it will affect me. Call me ignorant I guess. I'm living in my own little world. lol. I look at it this way, if someone says for example they're going to call and they don't, I don't bother. Their loss. I was no showed recently and was expecting a confirmation call and didn't get it so I rolled over and went back to sleep. Because I couldn't give a s**t, another client was calling me an hour later anyways and we had a great time. My feeling was it wasn't going to happen anyways. I'm very good with my sixth sense that way. No flies off my back because people are responsible for themselves. I wasn't getting ready anyways until I heard from them an hour before so who cares. I'm responsible for myself and if someone doesn't do something, that's their problem. The universe provides me with other clients who want to come see me. I can't even be bothered to get mad or upset at why people do things. I never count on clients until they have met me behind closed doors and all is well. Life happens and I can only depend on myself. Doing so, serves me well. Becoming ornery about it for me is just a waste of time. I've learned to focus my attention elsewhere. Never expect a person to meet your expectations. They never will in most cases or how one envisions it. If people want to be fools and say and do things and don't rise to the occasion, let them be. It's no reflection on the other person they say it to. It's within themselves. Sorry if this didn't answer your question Christy but I thought I'd give my nickel's worth on the subject. We never fully understand other people's reasoning for what they do and for me personally, I don't even want to understand why. Like Il Re, "Who gives a shit" has changed my outlook on a lot of things like why people behave the way they do. I live in more of a state of ignorant bliss where I'm happy and happy with myself. It's their problem, not yours.

As I have never met you, but feel I know you, through reading your posts on here, I am both saddened and uplifted by what I have read. You have made me laugh, tear up, smile from ear to ear, cry. All in simple words. I wish I had met you, as I would love to put a face to the name and hear some of those words for real. You are witty, concise, elusive, vague and completely out there with charm ;-) Single malt is my favorite passion. Tonight I will raise a glass of my very rare Dalwhinnie 1966 18 year old single malt in my beautiful Edinburgh crystal single malt scotch glass, and I will have a splash of water from the water thimble that goes with it. I share this single malt with only the closest of friends, as it is so rare. You, my friend, are included in that very small circle. I would definitely share this with you. :) I hope that you are comfortable and are not chasing all of the ladies there! Blessings to you, and I shall keep reading. Smiles, kisses and love Raven

Almost lucid Pain is masked Did not fall over or faint when goin to the bathroom Thinking of my friends on Cerb Play lots Play safe Drink single malt Look for great camel toes Peace

Me haha ! Big, Natural, Round, Firm & Perky 36C what more could you ask for :P

I saw Kay's ad on BP showcasing photos of her mouthwatering rack and stating that she was a 36 F cup. I absolutely had to see this glory in person. It was verymuch worth it. As a big boob fan this really was all 12 days of Christmas rolled into one (or well, two, boobs that is). I found her easy to communicate through text and the location was a hotel very near to where I live. When we met, I found her to be a friendly person. She was quite talkative and easygoing in conversation. She also advertised that she has a mouth that won't quit, and that fortunately turned out to be true as well. For the most part, I took the lead with her, which was fine.

I just wanted to post a quick follow up and thank you. The transplant was an absolute success and my former kidney is hard at work in its new home. The incision was only 6cm (the length of my pinky finger) and really, it's nothing. We are both recovering well and my recipient is enjoying his new life free from dialysis. Thank you to everyone who posted words of encouragement for me. Sincerely, Megan

I've had the absolute pleasure of visiting Mia. She is sophisticated, intelligent, and an easy conversationalist. Her location is impeccably clean an the best part of course: she is absolutely beautiful and will spoil you like no one else Kingston has ever spoiled me. Don't get me wrong, the 19 year old escort can be great from time to time but they are no substitute for someone more genuine like Mia.

What to say about Kelsey? She is open and easy going. She knows what I want without me asking. I've been with a few SP but have always left feeling I had not found what I was really looking for. But with Kelsey I find myself chattering like a school boy at the end and happier than I've been in a long time. And at least for me that is what it's all about. Looking forward to the next time.

i generally wouldn't post a review however Gwen is worth the exception. It was a great way to start a Friday afternoon. The experience from the second I walked in to a discreet location, every need and desire was attended to. When you see pictures of women in there ads you never know what to expect, we'll let me just say if I was young again this would be one of those girls I wouldn't have a chance with. Will defiantly have to repeat!

nothing beats the thrill of bull riding. Back in my earlier years I used to rodeo. I am one of the worlds worst bull riders but I did it and that is all that counts. Having your hand tied onto an 2000 pound animal that wants to kill you is a thrill unlike no other. And ladies I still have my vest, my chaps. my spurs and my rope if anyone is interested lol

Definitely has to say that my shining star these days is definitely Hannah Star. Can't really say anything other than the highest of compliments to her!:)

Over the past number of years, it was hard but I would circle back to the Ladies I had fun with, physical connection as well as a mental connection. Sharing smiles and laughs still is important to me.

She has some very nice recommendations. You can start there.

For CERB Goddess Of The Day today I once again have to nominate Emily Rushton. Emily as you may all know, has made many contributions to this board. She is a cornerstone of the CERB community and a valued member here. Just her presence on CERB and her contributions is enough reason to nominate her as CERB Goddess Of The Day Emily is also, well to put it mildly, a wonderful companion, down to earth, a sense of humour, beautiful, classy and so much more ;-) She respects the gentlemen she sees as much they respect her. Just look at the recommendation threads, she has a lot of admirers (me being one of them) She also doesn't take her clients for granted. You may notice after she tours a city, she writes a thank you post on CERB. Not to get clients. After all her tour is over. But to show appreciation to those gentlemen who made her tour a success. That shows class, and manners, the true signs of a lady But my reason for nominating Emily today is more personal. Life, ok more accurately family, threw me a curve, a devastating curve. One which put me in a dark tunnel (sorry for metaphors here) I'm still in that tunnel, but some light is at the end now. Although some serious damage has been done. (close to estranged from family now) But Emily has been there, managing to keep my spirits up, when things were down. She is more a friend, than my family is family This accurately reflects my sentiments towards Emily And Emily as you might gather, is the person who kept my spirits up, and kept a smile on my face Emily, you are a bright light, and I consider myself a very lucky man for having met you. And you certainly deserve, in my opinion, to get nominated (ok for the fourth time by me ;-) ) for CERB Goddess Of The Day Here is Emily's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22822 And Emily's website http://www.emilyrushton.com/ Although Thank You doesn't quite cover it, Thank You Again Emily RG

Miss Sexy Pants Maraena ;) We all missed her during her hiatus ...She's Baaaaaack !! Brighter and Shinier and Sexier than ever !!!! xoxo

My next pet will be called Franky. I don't know where that came from but just popped out of my head. lol. Strongly leading towards a Pom after doing my research. I miss having a pet. He will certainly have some swag with all those little doggie clothes. :)

If by the odd chance that you are in Ottawa, I definitely suggest the lovely Emily J as she does run the Temple of Cock Worship!