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I will NOT answer explicit messages from other members. Understand that it is illegal to do sp and I know the rules and follow them. Should there be something more nefarious going on here with someone expecting me to answer to that to bait me then they're wrong! Explicit messages will not be answered so a friendly reminder to not waste your time. Thanks! Posted via Mobile Device

The good outweighs the bad by far. I've met men and some have no social skills, no awareness of boundaries or those who come across as rude and attempting to be condescending by looking down on ladies. I just look at them and shake my head because those who act this way don't know any better and I truly feel sorry for them. It's THEIR issue! If someone is really pushing it, I show them the door. I have no patience for people who are plain rude, obnoxious or offensive. No one is going to disrespect me at my hosting location. No one! When people like that leave, I have to do cord cutting meditation to get rid of their negative energy. Thanks to all the kind polite gentlemen who know how to treat a lady!

Well what can I say - I've visited numerous ladies over my time and must say Carrie is one of the best - she truly enjoys herself which is very evident during our visits. I won't go into details but I assure you - treat this lady right and you'll have the time of your life. Can't wait till our next visit. I'm a regular now!!!

Dear regular clients, during this difficult political time and dark winter period: You are appreciated, you are wonderful, you are loved. As much as we are separated by professional barriers, as much as we are not allowed to spend time together, as much as we are both brave enough to defy social norms, you are wonderful. Thanks for sticking by us, thanks for not giving up on the whole deal, and thanks for helping me through an arid winter. We need you as you need us. Thank you.

I couldn't agree more. I think this is a great decision.:biggrin:

I ventured into this world about five years ago just a stressed out regular guy wanting to meet a lady or two that I connected with and that I could see on a reasonable regular basis to kick back and relax. It is a win win for both parties. The lady or two turned into a tad bit of a bigger circle of regular friends however. Why ? Because there are soooo many amazing genuine woman out there who love what they do !! There are some ladies I will meet with every frickin time I can because I have soooo much fun with them, I care about them and we trust each other. Therfore, I was able to move to the post legislation ea doing exactly what I was doing before and not blinking an eye. Because I felt safe. Pretty cool. The ability for the ladies to put up with my quirkiness, randomness, sometimes changes in plans due to my career, and work with me to make things work....are the ones that have garnered my long term friendship although maybe frustrating at times !! So after saying that .....for myself the kudo's go to those ladies I adore for building a bond and nurturing a happy regular client ;) But that's just me.

I agree with RG's suggestion. Report to mod and have the boneheads educated with a stern warning or possibly banned. Thanks Nicolette for taking the time to address this.

Hold on there my friend, don't be counting the camels before the elephants come home with chickens....or what ever the saying is. Push for your results, daily . Start investigating options immediately. Start the conversations. Stay positive, have a drink, get laid. Good luck Tom Theliquor

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It's unfortunate that this business is so one-sided. We put alot of pressure on the men to be perfect. I'm sure if the situation were reversed, female clients would exhibit bad behaviour too. Overall, the great guys FAR outweigh the crappy guys. If someone frustrates you so much, perhaps write them an email? I've found (and matured) over the years that if you let nothing in this business frustrate you for more than 30 seconds, you're golden, and more open to the good guys out there.

IF YOU CAN NOT GET THIS MESSAGE TO GO AWAY AFTER READING PLEASE READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST. ****************************************** PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO CIRCUMVENT THE CENSORED WORDS! ****************************************** I am sure by now many of you have noticed a number of words have been added to the censor list. I know it makes the site very hard to read but instead of jumping ship and moving to another country like other adult boards are doing we have decided to instead conform to the new laws. This means 1) No one can ADVERTISE that they offer prostitution related EXTRAS if you offer this off the site that is find as long as you do not LINK to a site offering such things or offer them here. To conform to the new laws we can not to allow you to ADVERTISE such things here on cerb or advertise a website or blog or ad somewhere else that offers such things. If we find you are linking to a website from cerb that offers such things we will need to BAN your site from linking from cerb. Since people will ignore the law and try to post ads offering such things on cerb we had had to add certain keywords to the censor to ensure no one posts ILLEGAL things. Unfortunately this takes away from the discussion area. Now it is NOT illegal to discuss prostitution or related ACTS but I am not sure how the law will see it if someone is posting that they are a ESCORT (Not offering any PROSTITUTION related extras) and some guy posts saying "Oh, She did such and such with me!" (Guys like to brag when they get something extra that was not advertised....) 2) People may start to try to CIRCUMVENT these words. This will get you SUSPENDED or BANNED as you could put the website in jeopardy. Anyone seeing anyone trying to be creative (offering to do stuff like "squeeze the juice from a hot dog", "Suc the icing off a rooster" or "go in and out of grease for extended vacation" .... you get the point! Please REPORT THIS and DO NOT QUOTE IT! If you reply to it with a quote and do not report it you may also get a warning. 3) Some words are standard words such as O U T C A L L and S E R V I C E and these had to be censored as well as they could be taken the WRONG way and we are being EXTRA VIGILANT at this time to ensure cerb stays within the boundaries of this new law. 4) Use your .... people, don't brag about extra things that may or may not have happened when in private with someone. Just share that you have a nice time, you will see her again and focus on the nice things. More to come but I am asking for help with CENSOR words as well. Please report any ADVERTISEMENT posts that HINT or BLATANTLY SAY they offer PROSTITUTION RELATED EXTRAS so we can ADD to the CENSORS and protect the site. IF YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS MESSAGE GO AWAY.... Your browser settings are probably not accepting cookies. Switch to another web browser or change your settings and see if it helps. A INCOGNITO browser will probably also cause this issue as well.

There is a warning thread in NB and the lady has once again returned to Halifax, NS. NB Warning: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=197718&page=2 Halifax BP Ad for Jan. 26th: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new9024402102h0rnee-time/1646402 Halifax BP Ad for Jan. 24th: http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/9024402102day-special/1646788

I've known the wonders of coconut oil, but just recently learned that it can be used as a personal lube, who knew. Please keep in mind it's not good with condoms so only those in trusted relationships, those not needing condoms, should use it. I've posted a link that has a bit more info http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/coconut-oil-lubricant For those wanting a great moisturizer, it works wonders and is great for men and women, skin is skin. Did you know it has a natural spf of 12. Enjoy:)

Of course as expected phone in hand posting on LYLA Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Love that first one Emily I really had to look twice lol Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Getting my to do list done and some blog posts written....

Tania maybe?

From the Sexy MonicaDD latest sexy album :

I just wish he'd stop trying to turn us into Americans. Even my 14 year old has him figured out, "dad, why does Stephen Harper hate canadians?". Nail on the head right there. How bad do you have to be at accounting to sell out the country and still not be able to balance the budget.

With all the awesome uses, I wonder if Costco sells it in 5 gallon pails?

Lately I've been alternating between three ladies all of who are fantastic. But one in particular I have a real connection with... as friends. I'm also an amateur artist and she allowed me to take a couple pictures of her to use in one of my paintings, and I painted a picture for her and gave it to her... she loved it. In terms of her views of marriage she's a good little catholic girl and gave me some good advice on my relationship with my wife.

Just finished watching Law Abiding Citizen. So awesome.

Men in Black 3 Ajent J and Agent K !!! Save our planet!!!

I'm a believer that there is a reason for every action and every reaction and my curious mind is always asking why and wanting an authentic explanation. Some of us just need to know. The explanation can't be as simple as because some guys are nice guys and some aren't because some nice guys do these things and some not so nice don't so...why then? Why do some guys say they are going to call you and don't? Why do some guys pm you for a date, requesting a time, particular day, etc, etc, then you never hear from them again.....why? Why do some guys pm saying I'd like to see you, it's time, or can I see you, or we should see each other again... then nothing.....why? Why do guys set up a date, confirm a date, call for locale details/directions, then nothing......why? Why do some guys tell you how much they enjoyed you, that they loved their date and then request permission to post a reco but then nothing.....why? Why do some guys tell you "you are the best date I've ever had" then you see they've met others before and after you, posted their accolades about them, but nothing about you......why? Why do some guys post what I consider to be immature statements such as "my mother told me if I have nothing nice to say then" when they know saying such can ruin a woman's business. Why would't they explain? If the companion caused him to be fearful, unsafe, bait n switched, mislead, stole or anything else that could cause detriment to others or the community then it should be explained, for everyone's safety. Anything else could be subjective and perhaps improved upon with some advice or kindness. Why would anyone want to ruin anyone? Why does a guy that knows better, then call and negotiate your rates, ask if you have any specials or discounts(when you have none posted or advertised) or time slots other than the ones listed on your site or in your ads....why? Why would a guy discuss your locale with another woman....why? Why does a guy call you when you expressly post, advertise and holler to the gods-texts only, or why does he text when you boldly emphasize-calls only, or why does he call when you explain pm's only-WHY!!!! Why does a guy who has a preference for something-a guy who tells you after the meeting is over- not make that clear before meeting ...why? Why does a guy who knows that he's paying for your time then ask, "so what do you offer"...why? Why does a guy call, pm, or text you saying he's read all of your site, understands your booking requirements (one of which is requiring giving a name and phone number) says he wants to book with you but DOESN'T want to give his real name or phone number....why? Why does a guy want to meet with you if he doesn't trust you enough to give you his details? I'm sure I've omitted some, and these questions I'm sure have been asked and re-asked. Even so, could someone please take a moment and explain why? There has to be better reasons than lack of courtesy, common sense or knowledge-doesn't there?

Damn...I wanted to write something but it made me so upset thinking about my own that died. I am so sorry for your loss

Why do guys?....this is going to be a long one..... "Why do some guys say they are going to call you and don't?" There dumb??? If I say I'm going to to ...I call! "Why ... pm you for a date, requesting time, day, etc..why?" I'm going to guess and say you didn't offer the perfect time for them...but then they should request the time they want. or you can ask them the time they want. "Why do some guys pm saying I'd like to see you, it's time, or can I see you, or we should see each other again... then nothing.....why?" Again guessing maybe there trying to be nice or they have found another that quickly...??? Personally I said it to one only to be nice. Just wasn't what I was looking for but I never pm her only to not reply. Thats not fair. "Why do guys set up a date, confirm a date, call for locale details/directions, then nothing......why?" This is 100% rude...I would never do this. But for the spur of the moment men it might be that you were choice #2 and #1 just replied. Or they might not be able to make it because of a SO. Either way no excuse to keep a lovely woman in the dark. Not Cool. "Why do some guys tell you how much they enjoyed you, that they loved their date and then request permission to post a reco but then nothing.....why?" For me its a different reason. I did put up a review right after but then decided not to post anymore reviews due to a SP. I am about to go back and keep my promise to one in particular in due time. I hope when it is up she will enjoy it. As for others they might be trying to get more millage based on you knowing that they will 'post a review' One way of changing this is....on a repeat with a customer that has posted a positive review 110%... treat them special. Until then just service the way you always do. 100% all the time :) ""you are the best date I've ever had" then you see they've met others before and after you, posted their accolades about them, but nothing about you......why?" I have not told any ladies this. I let them know how much I enjoy there time and nothing about any other women I have seen. If I promise a review I will keep it I think they are simply being rude or should not have said it in the first place if there not true to there word. There rude again. "Immature statements.. can ruin a woman's business. Why would't they explain? ...bait n switched, mislead,... Why would anyone want to ruin anyone?" I know most board don't allow negative review so if there is no review then the meet might not have been 'memorable' I think there should be a way of posting the less than average meets so all know about them but done in a tasteful way which will not harm a ladies business. I think all positive reviews should be posted. Even if it is a simple one. Some are looking for a simple fun date. As for the negative bait and switch and warnings with theft should be allow to be posted also to protect everyone. "Why does a guy that knows better, then call and negotiate your rates and times?" Again trying to get something for nothing...free time...what they want on there time...whatever. Just don't get the rules and don't think they apply to them because they have money. I don't bargain with the price...if I can't afford it most of the time I move on. "Why would a guy discuss your locale with another woman....why?" discuss your locale?? Don't understand this. "Why does a guy call you when you expressly post, advertise and holler to the gods-texts only, or why does he text when you boldly emphasize-calls only, or why does he call when you explain pm's only-WHY!!!!" Phone restrictions??? or He's just an Idiot...looks at the pics and sees the numbers. "Why does a guy who has a preference for something-a guy who tells you after the meeting is over- not make that clear before meeting ...why?" I try to inform the SP before but some don't pay attention to this. I believe in the first few min the SP should quickly make sure everything is covered by asking specific questions so there is nothing missed. A 'do you like?' chat... "Why does a guy who knows that he's paying for your time then ask, "so what do you offer"...why? " Again this should be covered in booking and a quick Q and A at the start. "Read all of your site...... understands your booking requirements.... but DOESN'T want to give his real name or phone number....why?" Security....some ladies out there have ruined it for others and guys are lying and not giving information in fear of being caught or harassed. "Why does a guy want to meet with you if he doesn't trust you enough to give you his details?" Your what he's looking for....your hot and he wants you but still might not trust you. After all were all strangers. Ok I hope I added some light to these questions. Honestly there are a lot of cheap and inconsiderate men and women out there that make this difficult for the good ones. Some are just plain stupid and rude. Some want something for nothing. Some don't trust anyone. And some are impossible to please. You ladies are doing nothing wrong...just pay attention to the details and have patients. You deal with a lot of looser's but please don't let them ruin it for the good ones that come along. Just remember who is who. Thank you for everything you do. :-) Vader75

ive seen Courtney twice, and would love to see Joanna as well. ive also seen Sierra just last weekend actually, and she was awesome :) many choices to make!! good luck :)

When I was a kid, when it was time for the dog to die, my father got out the shotgun and the shovel. Once an animal starts suffering terribly it's time to put it out of its misery. Blowing its head off is a hard thing to do, as I remember my father coming back with tears in his eyes, but you have to do what you have to do. I suppose city dwellers have no choice but to call the vet, but buckshot is just as humane and much quicker and cheaper. Bury him and if there are any questions afterward, he "ran away to die".

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I've got quite a few women that I have repeated regularly with and I will continue to see these as the chemistry and connection with them is extremely good. We are at a point where it is good to see each other and catch up with each other's life. Since I've seen them each many times now. The comfort level is good and we know what each other likes and dislikes. Each time get's better. However I keep meeting new women that I would like to get to know better also. I'm doing the best to help support the industry :) But only so much time and money :) But if everyone did your bit, it all add's up :)

As I have never met you, but feel I know you, through reading your posts on here, I am both saddened and uplifted by what I have read. You have made me laugh, tear up, smile from ear to ear, cry. All in simple words. I wish I had met you, as I would love to put a face to the name and hear some of those words for real. You are witty, concise, elusive, vague and completely out there with charm ;-) Single malt is my favorite passion. Tonight I will raise a glass of my very rare Dalwhinnie 1966 18 year old single malt in my beautiful Edinburgh crystal single malt scotch glass, and I will have a splash of water from the water thimble that goes with it. I share this single malt with only the closest of friends, as it is so rare. You, my friend, are included in that very small circle. I would definitely share this with you. :) I hope that you are comfortable and are not chasing all of the ladies there! Blessings to you, and I shall keep reading. Smiles, kisses and love Raven

Almost lucid Pain is masked Did not fall over or faint when goin to the bathroom Thinking of my friends on Cerb Play lots Play safe Drink single malt Look for great camel toes Peace

I saw Kay's ad on BP showcasing photos of her mouthwatering rack and stating that she was a 36 F cup. I absolutely had to see this glory in person. It was verymuch worth it. As a big boob fan this really was all 12 days of Christmas rolled into one (or well, two, boobs that is). I found her easy to communicate through text and the location was a hotel very near to where I live. When we met, I found her to be a friendly person. She was quite talkative and easygoing in conversation. She also advertised that she has a mouth that won't quit, and that fortunately turned out to be true as well. For the most part, I took the lead with her, which was fine.

I just wanted to post a quick follow up and thank you. The transplant was an absolute success and my former kidney is hard at work in its new home. The incision was only 6cm (the length of my pinky finger) and really, it's nothing. We are both recovering well and my recipient is enjoying his new life free from dialysis. Thank you to everyone who posted words of encouragement for me. Sincerely, Megan

Just a FYI! Sunhope just open a new location in Saskatoon. I booked appointment this morning when I arrived I was greeted by Rose and had fantastic massage and best session yet with her.She mentioned she will be sharing her time between the two locations. Life is good on the road!

What to say about Kelsey? She is open and easy going. She knows what I want without me asking. I've been with a few SP but have always left feeling I had not found what I was really looking for. But with Kelsey I find myself chattering like a school boy at the end and happier than I've been in a long time. And at least for me that is what it's all about. Looking forward to the next time.

i generally wouldn't post a review however Gwen is worth the exception. It was a great way to start a Friday afternoon. The experience from the second I walked in to a discreet location, every need and desire was attended to. When you see pictures of women in there ads you never know what to expect, we'll let me just say if I was young again this would be one of those girls I wouldn't have a chance with. Will defiantly have to repeat!

nothing beats the thrill of bull riding. Back in my earlier years I used to rodeo. I am one of the worlds worst bull riders but I did it and that is all that counts. Having your hand tied onto an 2000 pound animal that wants to kill you is a thrill unlike no other. And ladies I still have my vest, my chaps. my spurs and my rope if anyone is interested lol

Definitely has to say that my shining star these days is definitely Hannah Star. Can't really say anything other than the highest of compliments to her!:)

The lady who I would like to nominate today is Miss Carley Chase, us Cerb gents here on the Island are very fortunate to have such a special and simply amazing neighbour.

Over the past number of years, it was hard but I would circle back to the Ladies I had fun with, physical connection as well as a mental connection. Sharing smiles and laughs still is important to me.

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That's a good point. I've seen Kelsey twice in less than a week and both times booking was very easy and straight forward.

She has some very nice recommendations. You can start there.

For CERB Goddess Of The Day today I once again have to nominate Emily Rushton. Emily as you may all know, has made many contributions to this board. She is a cornerstone of the CERB community and a valued member here. Just her presence on CERB and her contributions is enough reason to nominate her as CERB Goddess Of The Day Emily is also, well to put it mildly, a wonderful companion, down to earth, a sense of humour, beautiful, classy and so much more ;-) She respects the gentlemen she sees as much they respect her. Just look at the recommendation threads, she has a lot of admirers (me being one of them) She also doesn't take her clients for granted. You may notice after she tours a city, she writes a thank you post on CERB. Not to get clients. After all her tour is over. But to show appreciation to those gentlemen who made her tour a success. That shows class, and manners, the true signs of a lady But my reason for nominating Emily today is more personal. Life, ok more accurately family, threw me a curve, a devastating curve. One which put me in a dark tunnel (sorry for metaphors here) I'm still in that tunnel, but some light is at the end now. Although some serious damage has been done. (close to estranged from family now) But Emily has been there, managing to keep my spirits up, when things were down. She is more a friend, than my family is family This accurately reflects my sentiments towards Emily And Emily as you might gather, is the person who kept my spirits up, and kept a smile on my face Emily, you are a bright light, and I consider myself a very lucky man for having met you. And you certainly deserve, in my opinion, to get nominated (ok for the fourth time by me ;-) ) for CERB Goddess Of The Day Here is Emily's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22822 And Emily's website http://www.emilyrushton.com/ Although Thank You doesn't quite cover it, Thank You Again Emily RG

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My next pet will be called Franky. I don't know where that came from but just popped out of my head. lol. Strongly leading towards a Pom after doing my research. I miss having a pet. He will certainly have some swag with all those little doggie clothes. :)

If by the odd chance that you are in Ottawa, I definitely suggest the lovely Emily J as she does run the Temple of Cock Worship!