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So I've seen on several boards that men complain about when a service is YMMV; but here's the thing..every single encounter will always be YMMV, and that can be a very good thing. If we took the YMMV out of our services, then every encounter would be extremely mechanical and robotic. We'd have the same conversation, the same actions, etc. There would be nothing genuine about it, and who wants that? :P Also, every encounter is also different, because each person we meet is different, so everything we do with them will be catered to that person, their body, their personality, etc. Obviously if someone shows up with very bad hygiene, you can't expect to get the same service as someone who is squeaky clean, and also if you show up and are rude or aggressive or whatever else, you also won't get the same experience as someone who is friendly and respectful. That being said, I do notice that the encounters I have with people I have great chemistry with are quite different; Not in the sense that they get better service or even more services for that matter, but they get a different side of me. If I meet someone and right away it feels like we've been friends for forever and I'm extremely comfortable around them, then it just means they will see a more at ease version of myself, instead of the one who takes a little time to get to know the person before I fully relax. So, to conclude, every experience will always be YMMV because every person is different, but this isn't always a negative thing, and who wants the exact same experience some other guy got anyways? You should want yours to be unique! :)

Plan B is a secret....at least for me. That's one of those things you don't put out there in case someone is reading it and chooses to use it against you. It's like telling announcing where you keep your jewels so they know where to look if they decide to rob you. Instead I'll say there IS a Plan B and even a C and I'm not afraid to put them in motion.

In all my time in this business I have NEVER had a bad date, by that I mean someone violent or causing me harm. And when I had my agency none of the ladies working for me ever had a violent call as I screened their potential guests as well. I firmly believe my strict screening plays a huge role in this. Id rather be alive and safe than risk my life over any amount of money - its just not worth it.

I wouldn't mind a tampa bay/habs series...would be a freaking good reason to fly to Florida for a game :D

I know I am not an Escort but for my two cents I agree 100% that YMMV has always been a very good thing with the ladies I have met. Now maybe if I did not do my homework and just immediately booked based on the picture in the AD I might have come across more unscrupulous ladies who would have used the "YMMV" as a reason to not provide more services or to up sell services once you were already with her. My Experience has predominantly been one of ladies exceeding my expectations and treating me like I was the only person who mattered to them during our encounter. Perhaps the services I received were exactly the same as everyone else... or maybe without my knowledge they had withheld services they offer to others... I really don't know and frankly don't care... All I do know and all I do care about is that I felt welcomed... appreciated... and yes Special during my time with them I generally don't go into a session with a lady with a menu or a plan in mind but prefer to allow the session to unfold... this is particularly the case if I have seen the lady regularly... sure there may be things that we both enjoy and will most likely be part of our time together but to be honest if I know the lady well it is the personal connection that matters the most to me... lol the amazing sex is just a wonderful bonus. So based on my experience I hope my mileage continues to vary on a regular basis. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

The sun is shining, Birds are chirping (well kind of) Was finally able to have my morning coffee outside, for a change, out on the deck. And they only pricked me once this morning Everything is good in the world :) -

I am going to guess you do not speak english as a first language (and there's nothing wrong with that), so make sure you are 100% sure of what you are saying when you ask an escort "technical" questions, and see if a friend can tell you a more discreet way of saying "boob sex", as some ladies will stop communicating with you when you make a direct request of a sexual nature. I believe in the industry this is called a "Russian", by the way

WTF is it with guys who are too scared to have a colonoscopy? I had one and told some guys at work. Most said no way they'd get one, no way. I was shocked by the reaction. Do they think it is better to have cancer and be "manly" about it than get checked out? Are they scared of the procedure? They shouldn't be, you can be right out if you want and you don't feel a thing. Afraid of a little probe...but not scared of cancer. Uhh, right. For crying out loud guys get one, it could save your life. Unless you're too chicken.

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Finding out that someone you THOUGHT was a friend, is not a friend at all!! Finding out from others that they played the same game with others to just get ahead:( Even sucks more that I knew nothing about it, it was brought to my attention! wow, talk about rose colored glasses! hahaha Sucks to trust sometimes:( Additional Comments: Thanks everyone! So nice to have community isn't? I feel so much more loved and like a tight community knowing that we all support one another when things go wrong! So many of us here have supported one another for years, it is comforting to say the least! Things that DON'T suck...lol...xo

I agree with you, sex workers should be added to the list of health professionals, they sure have helped me in more ways than one. I'm happier & definitely feel better, made going through the rough patches a lot easier :) I don't know why the government doesn't just make it legal and regulate it like any other business, This world would be a much happier place. I still don't understand why sex is so evil. Why is it ok for me to watch someone graphically get shot in the head or see a graphic dismembered or burnt body on primetime tv, but god forbid if there's a "wardrobe malfunction" (I hate that word) and you catch a glimpse of an exposed breast with a covered nipple, or even worse, see someone walking around in their birthday suit. Doesn't make sense.

I don't know what the exact stats are but intuitively, I suspect that there is a VERY big difference in the odds of an 'escort of quality' running into a bad encounter vs. someone working in, shall we say, less optimal conditions. I bet that most predators are bottom feeders and go after street workers or very obviously inexperienced newbies working out of crappy hotels. Not to say it can't happen but simple risk analysis suggests that there is far easier prey than most of the ladies who would be posting here.

From what I've read, most escorts have a drop-down panel above the bed that houses an automatic gun turret. In case of emergency, the turret descends and warns the gentlemen that further aggression will be met with lethal force. I understand robot dogs are becoming popular as well since their exercise and feeding requirements are minimal.

Slamming blonde pics are fake. always use reverse image search, it helps out a lot

A greeting of genuine smile and a warm hug goes a long way. For a first-time encounter, it settles the nerves of both adults... and for a 'return visit', it's a reassuring and comfortable greeting. Be the hug that puts a smile on someone's face today :-) CM

The 10 cm of snow that we got yesterday is pretty well melted away. That bit of snow put us over the all time record and that shows because I still have at least three feet of snow over much of my yard and over all of my gardens. The highlight is that today is packing day for a drive up to Kingston. I love driving and this trip lets me see my daughter and grandson, let's me experience some warmer weather, and will be a great break before coming home to proper weather and the chance to work outside in better conditions.

When you're on the phone and the person sitting next to you starts having a conversation with you as well. And on another pet peeve note, if I have to hear another Taylor Swift song... Posted via Mobile Device

Gabriella has wonderful ads ... but see her in person. If you don't pass out you'll definitely be lightheaded and delirious (from an overdose of pleasure) for days. Athos

Here's a big welcome back hug:) Nice to see you've returned, you were missed and yes Tom's passing caused a lot of tears, he's someone that'll be fondly remembered by all.

When your "duo" partner does not show?!? Myself as a solo confident woman, continues on... I will stay true to my posts and head to Fredericton tomorrow then venture to Saint John, and Moncton, as I head back to my home base of Halifax. Sorry for posting duo ads when a single is wanting to play. Won't happen again, to state the least..... Call/Txts; 902.210.9577 Email; [email protected] New Twitter; @MadamAmeliaFox

I logged on to lyla to find I had some private message notifications!!! What I found were a number of messages of support. Which confused me at first. Than I thought hmmm what were my last few posts. So I went back and did some investigating and found your comments. I sincerely apologize if you found my post insensitive. Sometimes when Im feeling a little over inspired I may not consider my words as deeply as one should on a sensitive board such as lyla. My only Intention was to send positive energy with the best of intentions. I would however have to think all men daft to believe that they are some how so great as to be that 1 special guy for the Whole day when the cost of a nice hotel for the evening is comparable to that of the hour. I think speaking for H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t, and I can't stress this next point enough, as a H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t, I can say with relative certainty H.o.b.b.y.i.s.t.s are privy to the realities of the situation. And I would personally find it offensive if someone thought we were so self deluded to think otherwise. I also have to believe that if your intentions were solely kind and you merely just wanted to educated me, which I am always very open to, then you wouldn't have felt it necessary to call me out publicly, but would rather have PM'd me your kind advice. In fact, just pointing out the issue publicly only intensifies the possibility of the negative consequences you feel I've caused by drawing even more attention to it. Lastly, Im sure you'll be relieved to know that I have also received a number of positive and inquisitive messages asking me about the wonderful and amazing person you are worried I negatively impacted with my posts. Having said all that , I do respect and appreciate your perspective, but criticizing publicly and saying "I don't want to start a fight" is a contradiction in terms. Please PM me anytime as I am always open to your discreet advice.

Well said. So which one of us is going to take our human right to a healthy sex life to the Supreme Court? :P

I would certainly welcome sex workers being added to our health professional culture! I mean we have lots of professionals who help us with our emotions and other conditions, so why not sex? I know ever since I discovered sex that I am happy for it. Sex, after all releases endorphin's which are like candy for the brain! So, sex is good for the body and the mind. It is just our prudish society that frowns upon people actually being able to enjoy themselves!

I don't doubt that my doctor would agree that a good sex life is a tonic that leads to a better and healthy life. He knows that as a widower, I use professional women and has never negatively commented on it. As I'm now in my late sixties, he is quite happy to facilitate my needs and provide me with the medication needed as I am getting older. On the other hand I don't think as a family physician I would would expect him to take a public stand, as he has a diverse cohort of patients, from infants to geriatrics like me. It's also not an insurable treatment that he can issue me a Rx lol.

Thank you Cristy. I realized it might not be wise for someone to reveal their plan B publicly right after I hit that post button. Thankfully there are more good people in this world than bad :)

Its gone; article in todays Ottawa Citizen said a lot of furniture and equipment sold Monday (27 April) and the liquidator has a Kijijij ad to sell what's left.

I let MOD know about this yesterday. He was looking into it. I didn't get anything for a couple days, then I did get something last night so not sure the status today.

FYI. Just in case it's not obvious to you. Announcing that you have booked with someone who is only coming for one day, kind of ruins it for some others. Not many like to be 'second', or like the thought of other men on the same day. I get that you are just trying to help and say how wonderful she is, but she doesn't need your advertisement. And you may have just hindered who contacts her when she visits and I only assume that wasn't your intent. If you want to reco, perhaps you should wait until after the fact. Not trying to start a fight, but from a gal's point of view, this post doesn't help.

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Hi folks, The Ottawa Motorcycle Ride for Dad and the Ottawa Hospital is sponsoring its 4th annual free P S A (P r o s t a t e Specific Antigen) test on Saturday, May 2, 2015 from 8am to 10am. It is a simple 5-minute blood test to determine if the P S A is present, which may be an early indicator of p r o s t a t e cancer. No need to drop the drawers.. just roll up your sleeve. Ladies - encourage your men to get checked out! Bring your Ontario health card (and your green Ottawa Hospital card if you have one). Free parking is available at the Critical Care Wing parking lot along with free coffee, juice and snacks. Last year, almost 300 men got things checked out. Over 90% of p r o s t a t e cancers that are detected early is treatable. The Ottawa Hospital staff is donating their time and the lab costs. You get the results mailed to you in a few weeks. Ottawa Hospital, General Campus 501 Smyth Road, Ottawa Critical Care Wing Thanks, CM

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Someone talking to you from another room. Last time it happened I thought a pork chop was going to fall. Wt ?

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Had another amazing sleep, got up early and got things done! And the sunshine is awesome! Additional Comments: Having sweet clients as regulars. I truly enjoy their company. :) Posted via Mobile Device

Grateful that it only took 1 successful prick this morning & not 11 unsuccessful ones like yesterday (easy there fellas, it was for a blood test) -- Additional Comments: Spoke too soon, they just called and said they forgot to take an additional tube :( Back for the 3rd day in a row. At least it's going to be Sunny tomorrow! :)

I think these are much more than just pet peeves and only for the reason it happens so often but in any case they are upsetting "pet peeves". 1. Sites that steal your pictures, contact info and in doing so put the wrong name on the ad they placed with my stolen content for me. This is no way to get business, any professional site wouldn't pull such slimy tactics. I have removed one but now another one has appeared and I am unable to remove it as I did the first, I am now taking a much different approached for it to be removed. 2. Seeing my words verbatim copied and pasted on another ladies ad. It's distasteful, extremely unprofessional and happens way too often. Things like this should never happen but they do, no two ladies are alike and our ads reflect our uniqueness and originality. I just have to shake my head at such actions like this. This is so disappointing to see/read my work/wording just copied and pasted like it's alright. It's not alright, it's theft!

The Ottawa Senators' captain Erik Karlsson and Montreal Canadiens' P.K. Subban are both up for the Norris Trophy, awarded to the NHL's top defenceman. Both players have won the Norris before. Parnell Karl (P.K.) Subban or Erik Karlsson? Both players were instrumental to their respective team's success this season. So if you had a vote, who would you go with? And if you're in the Ottawa area, Erik Karlsson sells his own blend of coffee (EK65) at Bridgehead. For every pound of EK65 sold, $2 is donated to the Homework Club at the Boys and Girls Club of Ottawa. I've tried the blend.. it's a "robust" blend from Honduras, a strong coffee - a lot like Starbucks' Sumatra or Caffe Verona. CM

Got time to play and fun money since January piling up but still can't get over the possibility of getting caught up in the new law.

She still very friendly :-) a bit smaller than her pic but soooo sweet and pretty

Then they should have just asked Isabella. I would have happily obliged them with a hug, I have the build for it after all :) .

Were they texting on their phone? lol Additional Comments: I remember in early 2011 when BP had about 6 ads on there and the ad was $2.50 with a promo code. lol. It's going to hit a ceiling point in the future where it may no longer be worth it anymore and they might get some competition with a similar site who may charge way less.. In some cities like NYC the last time I checked it was $20 for one ad on BP and that was a few years ago! BP needs a competitor site to give them a run for their money. They may think they're the be all end when it comes to online classified ads but that could very well change.

I agree! This is why I will never send someone a location address by text. Had someone's wife spewing obscenities at me the other morning when their significant other was texting at 2 am which I never responded to in the first place. Some people are stupid and careless. I laugh when the wives try to blame us. Lol Posted via Mobile Device

Waking up to an email from someone's wife....(and someone I have not even met) FFS learn to lock your phones and be smarter with your passwords....

I think a lot of women would buy it, young and old. I think many would be curious, many would be titillated and some would hate read. I too have thought about writing one, in time perhaps. I think your audience would be bigger than you may suspect, best of luck and much success with it.

I would say that it depends on the angle you took when you wrote your book. In fact, you might be the only one to know which category of readers are primarily targeted. Hope it helps ;-)

I, for one, would definitely read something like this. I think it would be exciting to see someone's perspective of the lifestyle. People have all these misconceptions of what this lifestyle is. Some believe we are pulled in against our means, others think we 'need' the money. Having it all out there in black and white would be a great read. Count me in to buy a copy when it comes to fruition!

I kind of agree with his theory. A) Guys love their own dicks so why wouldn't someone want to see it? B) Guys want girls to send them nude photos so it seems logical to send them what they think they would want. Honestly, B) is probably behind so many relationship problems in general. People tend to do things for others that they would want done for them. Unfortunately that's often not what what they actually want. I want sex. Wife wants thoughtful little things. She gives me thoughtful little things, I (attempt to) give her sex. Neither of us are happy. If you can crack the code of doing for others what THEY want you to do, you're golden.

It sucks, but sometimes cancellations are legitimate and a fact of life Speaking for myself, I cancelled last minute on a touring lady due to illness. What I did was still pay her in full for the encounter...why should she be out plane fair, hotel fees etc due to my illness Another time I had to postpone on a lady but when I re-booked a few weeks later I increased our time together and increased her tip...for the inconvenience What I would suggest, is first implementing screening/verification for prospective clients. What it has involved, and only seen from this guy's vantage point, is providing a lady my real name, board handle confirmed by PM, email and phone number. You likely could ask a lady (or ladies) how screening/verification works. To this end there is a Verified Independent's Section (Ladies Only)...contact the Mod about how to gain access Second is you could insist on a deposit from a prospective client before booking. Someone is not going to be a no show if he has paid a deposit Just a couple thoughts A rambling RG