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Good afternoon everybody! Since I'm visiting Ottawa I figured why not start a SEXY FRENCH saying or quote thread. This thread will also help me get to know a little more french at the same damn time! ;) Any French Canadians out there (male or female) feel free to contribute to this thread!!!! K! Let's hear your SEXIEST FRENCH SAYINGS.. Here's mine... (Don't laugh!!!) BONNE JOURNEE MON AMOUR! Hope I spelt it all right ;) Honestly, French is SUCH a sexy language.. Met a couple French gentlemen yesterday while being in Ottawa and right away their accents turned me on. And we hadn't even taken our clothes off yet! Lol.

For a lady to say, "Voulez-vous lécher ma belle chatte rose?" "Would you like to lick my beautiful pink pussy?" or "Viens lecher ma belle chatte rose." "Come lick my beautiful pink pussy."

OK, it's very similar to many other places. You book the MA either by contacting the Spa or the MA, show up at the appropriate time, knock on the door and head in. Vibe is very stylish... you'll enjoy yourself.

voulez vous couchez avec moi,ce soir

J'ai envie de t'embrasser. - I feel like kissing you.

Now Mikayla's on my tip. WILL IT NEVER END? She was a variation from my normal type. Talking to her, she said that a lot of people say she looks like Daenerys Targaryen on Game of Thrones. Medium height, slight frame, and white, curly hair. She was a great deal of fun in the CR. I spent a lot on her. #worthit

Oh, god. I had not planned to spend today. Then Ashley came in. Then Paris (London). Tara. So many girls. So many. What am I gonna do? Imma go home broke, that's what.

This thread is not about the ride at the amusement park, although it might get you excited as much as the zipper on a dress or pants. How do you guys and girls like to zip/unzip the zipper on a woman dress? I get aroused thinking about zipping/unzipping a dress, skirt, jeans etc on a woman. The thought of seeing her bra behind the dress or the panties under that skirt or pants, or nothing at all, that is hot. This thread is dedicated to those who love to see that or be seen.

"Making a deposit when booking with a Provider." This point was brought up by a fellow punter on another thread, "Disrespect and appointment times". It seems that not just a few, or many, but all Providers are having a long ongoing issue with no-shows, or late, and last minute cancellations. This is not just occurring with new but with long-time well established Providers. As a result of this it is, we, punters that are and will suffer the consequences of some peoples' actions. For instance, some Providers are double booking in order to try and alleviate a problem we, as punters, created. After being enlightened of what Providers do and go through for us, "Disrespect and appointment times", I was left feeling disappointed with perhaps how some people do not show or give them enough respect. After reading that thread I, for one, sympathized with them on this issue since I, for one, do appreciate all the joy and pleasure they bring me! The thread also made me realize that their weekly time in the industry is not just the weekly total time spent with punters. If we don't do anything about this issue maybe "deposit when booking" is in the future!?! Let's help alleviate the problem now! I don't know how you feel but does anyone in the industry want to start "deposit when booking", I know I don't!

The rubber vulcanization process was invented by Charles Goodyear in 1839, and patented in 1844. The first rubber condom was produced in 1855, and by the late 1850s several major rubber companies were mass-producing, among other items, rubber condoms. That's why I recommend Goodyear Duramax all-season radial rubbers. They come in all sizes and have the best grip in all kinds of sticky and slippery situations! http://www.soc.ucsb.edu/sexinfo/article/history-condom

Okay- posting on her Facebook is a big NO. You shouldn't have searched for it if that's how you found it. Risking her life by outting her is NOT worth it just because you lost a hundred or two hundred dollars of fun money. However, report her here on Lyla, there is a section for that. You can definetly discuss being scammed like that here. I'm honestly sorry it happened to you, that's a terrible situation.

She could be back anytime, I guess. https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=247386

You should PM the spa your interested in visiting and they can tell you privately if they offer what you are looking for.

Providers take the exact same chances that punters do, every time they see a new client. Sorry, but I don't buy your story. I think you should maybe take a step back and read the posts on this thread again or perhaps just step away from this thread all together. Just an idea...

Yes, this occurred some time ago. Her final day at Barb's was December 30 of last year. No need to depend on the "rumour mill" as there was some discussion of this in the very thread to which you are posting, around pages 236 and 237.

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I saw her Friday night and highly recommend her. She is slim, very pretty and offers friendly unrushed service, Her ad is on bp and she is visiting. No disappointment and with all the fake ads it is nice to see someone who is actually better than her pictures . I think she leaves sunday and hope she returns soon' Well worth your time and money.

A relatively nice Friday afternoon at Barefax. About two dozen beautiful ladies and may be two to three dozen patrons though not enough for ladies to make the money they deserve I am sad to say some were not making any money. Stage shows one after another without any break and lovely ladies one by one entertained the patrons by coming on stage and sharing their beauties. The usual Barefax Friday afternoon dancers as I didn't see anyone new. All pretty and deserving and they came to entertain you gentlemen and take you to heaven (upstairs). The best buffet with the best FREE food from 4:30 to 6:00 pm (always nice to leave a few buck for the cook who prepares and serves this great buffet every day who btw is a very nice gentleman). This is the closest a gentleman can get to heaven in life. As I sat and enjoyed dances and I looked around and saw some empty tables and chairs I wondered where some gentlemen would prefer to be rather than this place which well qualifies as heaven on earth (beautiful nude or semi nude young ladies willing to take you to heaven and free best food in town and the drink of your choice for a few buck with nice friendly staff to serve you). For those of you who were there a BIG thank you and to those who were absent then Please come out to these bars and support the ladies (many have left the profession because they were not making money) and support your local bar (many have closed past decade because they were forced out of business). You have worked hard all week then you deserve to treat yourself on a Friday afternoon and reward the very deserving beauties too who have come to show you the doors to heaven.

I recently started to ask for deposits and a cancellation fee. I do not required a deposit for each meeting tho. I have been pleasantly surprised by the positive response I get.

Emma Alexandra visiting April 25-28th I will awaken your senses. Arouse your appetite for lust and passion. My sensuality runs deep. My passion is strong. You will swell to my delicate touch. Tremble as I tantalize you with my tongue. A memory you will not forget. The ultimate GFE. I'm your mature companion. I stand 5'4" with a voluptuous body. Everything is real... wink! My personality, warmth, and affection are genuine and seriously contagious. I'm a sparkle of sunshine. I love to love! kisses, Emma My Friend Lou Simone will be joining me for a few days Our get-togethers start at 600/hr April 27 & 28th

What is it about girls on bikes?? Additional Comments: Or girls in cutoffs?

That whets the appetite, Touch! Yummm... Here's some more Additional Comments: Repost of a hottie Additional Comments: When you're really hungry... Additional Comments: Spinner/fripples/cute/redhead

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From Toronto's KaterinaJessy's albums, with her kind permission:

My friend has told me she is on R &R and may not be back till April

You have ten posts, six are asking for information about a retired lady. Stop and think about that. Respect her privacy. Additional Comments: In a nutshell, this is why I left.

Exactly. Lots of providers retire form the business without fanfare or announcements. They just slip back into their previous life or start a new life. Leave them be.

Isn't the woman body gorgeous behind the zipper?

Erotic dresses and lingerie are like wrapping paper on the best gift you could ever receive - and the zipper is the bow that holds it all together! There's just something so sexy about a slow pull that reveals a hook and loop closure on a bra or a hint of lacy undergarment. I think of all the pics you've posted so far Notch, your very first is my fav - like she's walking away with a suggestion of what's to come...

This is so hot...