Gentleman11

Like most of us I love to laugh and laugh often; for me it can come at the most or the least of predicable situations. Unfortunately of late, its not been happening as frequently as normal; things have been a bit challenging these past few months on a couple of different fronts, but nonetheless we move on. This evening I was starting to chill after a long but very good day and turned on one of my long time but only occasionally watched shows (CANADIAN btw) - "Just for laughs". I'd had a glass of a very lovely Pinot Grigio and then a simple skit happened on the show. In a Montreal Park setting, a lovely young shapely lady (actress) in a very short skirt sitting on a crowded park bench (real folks) stood up screaming about a supposed mouse running around the bench on the ground. The reactions of the scrambling semi terrified (men & women) were simply hilarious (jumping up and down screaming at the imaginary mouse). It made me start laughing in such a belly busting way that it hurt in a wonderous, feel good moment. It had been far too long since I've laughed that way with tears coming down the cheeks and the belly hurting. After having recovered, it made me think about the last belly busting laugh I've had and realized that it had been years, literally. After more reflection I soon realized it had been far too long and vowed to change that. It would be great to hear some of your stories of great "belly busting laughs' you've had particularly if they've helped you reshape, change or otherwise, your perspectives on life of late.

I actually saw this one on an employees performance evaluation report some years ago, "Mr ...-- sets very low expectations for himself and continually fails to meet them".

Books most of the time vanilla or some kink?

This is fast becoming one of my most favorite threads, thank you all so much for sharing!

I'n fortunate to have treavelled to most continents but have to say Australia and New Zealand are not on the travelled list and at the top of my bucket list.

I love the fact that there are so many "kindred spirits" out there that are non judgemental and so warm, generally speaking, in their approach to life. CERB is a place where I can just hang out and be myself, enjoy the ladies and dialogue with other members.

I haven't but must admit the idea is intriguing (private use only though). I look at some of the tyhreads in the Social Group and there are many interesting links there that provide food for thought. Watching some of the scenes in providing oral from different POV's is a real turn on for me.

Like a few others in this thread, I've never had the pleasure of a duo but the thought appeals to me big time. I'm enjoying listening to the tone of the posts here which all see to have a common "be genuine be real" feel to them. I've had the fortune of spending time with few of the SP's here and have really enjoyed it. I guess its time to think about stepping up my game and trying the duo.

I must be a dufus, 12 / 20 and even that had a couple of lucky guesses.

Gotta agree there, anything to play "drop the soap" from behind....

If you like that one you'll love Taken II

I just read in another thread (http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=171268) that it is steak and blow job day. Unfortunately am going to only have one of the two......

Putting of work by spending time w3ith my friends here on CERB.

Jusr saw "Bad Grandpa" on a rental, would have been disappointed if I'd paid for it in a theatre.

Despite the fact that I flew long haul internationally on business for many years, this remains high on my unfulfilled bucket list. The closest I've come is a discreet hand job on a red eye from a lovely lady I met onboard enroute to Toronto who I never saw again after we left the aircraft.

Making a decision - Go food shopping or have a glass of wine and watch golf

I get teary eyed at moments like this, thank you!

I tend to enjoy the pro photos more but selfies have a way of tickling my fancy as well. As has been said earlier here, its important that photos be clear, genuine and express a moment in time well whether it be fun smiles, sensuality or sexuality. I also pay attentin to what is in the background, a dumpy room distracts big time from a gorgeous lady,

In college we devised a little payback for the in our residence who was a bit of a "legend in his own mind" who used to make verbal fun (we call it bullying now I think) out of some who were not as capable of defending themselves. We started phoning him at various times of the day (he had a phone in his room which was rare) at first asking "Ah ya, is Fred there?" in various disguised voices and then would hang up when he said no. We expanded it a bit to call at night until he got really frustrated and would vent publicly about the " $#@*& Fred guys callers". He got so visably po'd about the whole thing after several days that we phoned him from the floor pay phone and said "Ya hi this is Fred, I've been out of town for a few days, has there been any calls for me" and then he heard us laughing our asses off in the hall. He was somewhat contrite for the remainder of the term as I recall.

Didn't know what thread to put this in but Christy's funny pictures seemed appropos. LMAO when I saw it and just wanted to share it with those of you who haven't seen it yet.

This is meant to be as fun thread, no malicious posts please. For years my brother and I have had fun at each other's expense. It started when we we quite young as a lot of boys in particular like to do. Over the years we've still kept it up from time to time in more creative ways - notice I didn't say mature, mother still asks us what we want to be when we grow up. One of the better ones took place a couple of years ago when I got even with him for a winning lottery prank he did to me. The first day in the New Year I placed a noticeable ad in the local paper for a few days to the effect that - "Wanted to buy used Christmas trees, free pick up and his cell number" His phone rang like you won't believe. Have you been the receipient or perpetrator of an interesting prank(s)?

Average, Preferences: her left breast or right?

Like many here in this thread, a face pick is one of the many facets that go in to a decision to spend time with a lady, for me its not mandatory and I use many other clues to decide yea or ney - veiled photos, personality (in writing as well as over the phone), reputation, sense of humour, maturity, you get the jist. For me this site is a great one stop shopping site!

This topic or a close variation of it, seems to come up regularly in one form or the other. Perhaps mod could consider that there should be a sticky on it in the General section. It almost seems like a motherhood thing but it sounds like even some experienced or lazy (or both) hobbyists aren't getting the message. As a hobbyist, I'm slightly embarassed that this is still going on within our community and apologize to all our lovely SP's out there having to deal with it.

I'm sure the ladies are enjoying this thread - NOT!! (lol)