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If he is a member here you should probably report him to the mod. You have the right to share as much or as little information that you feel comfortable doing, anyone not respecting that doesn't belong here.

Good point. So true, but at some point a conscious choice of free will was made. And I would consider any state of consensual consent (that might have existed) to now no longer exist or be invalid when someone is now known to be under the influence of any mood altering drug (including alcohol).

I am one fortunate guy. I am lucky enough to spend quality time with the women of CERB more often than most, and have had the great fortune to have had hosted a number of providers in my home. In doing so... I have not only formed intimate bonds, but have also had the chance to really get to know a great many of the amazing women of CERB - not only as service providers but as the amazing people that they are. Today, I am highlighting one such individual. Annessa. What can I say about Annessa? She has ten pages of reviews, so you know she must be doing something right. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=10258 But Annessa the person? Incredible. Not only is she absolutely drop dead gorgeous, but she has a personality to match. There are very few people let alone providers that make you feel at ease from the moment they step in the door... Annessa fits that bill. Like I said... I am one fortunate guy. Annessa has become not only an amazing provider BUT she is a person whom I am honored to count among my friends. She is multi talented, wickedly funny, amazingly compassionate and an absolute joy to spend time with... but best of all... she is a genuine treat!!!!

In dicey situations, always take the highest road you can find. Always, no matter what. Character is everything, after all. One's personal integrity and authenticity are most clearly revealed in stressful or potentially dangerous situations. In the future, focus closely on your companion when you arrive. Be sure that she's sober and level. Consent is a very important consideration: you don't want to have to defend your actions if another person's consent may not have been unequivocally given. I'm a warm and affectionate person. I always greet new and returning visitors with a hug and a kiss. It's an easy way to break the ice, and I'll also notice alcohol on his breath, lack of focus in his eyes and other tell-tale signs he may be intoxicated or on something. I have turned men away in these circumstances. I've also switched the agenda for the meeting, made coffee and provided something nourishing to eat. That wasn't necessary and I wouldn't have done it if I'd felt that I was at risk of harm, but I can be a bit motherly at times. In each case, I accepted my full fee at the door and kept it.

Should we congratulate you for your non-marriage !! This is clear enough, and both of you are really exceptional persons that should not have to make those kind of statements.

I consider the money for an encounter gone so to speak, so I'm never worried about recovery of the money. What I would do is leave. Now if it is obvious she has immediate health (ie life/death) concerns, stay, dial 911 and await the ambulance. No matter what, this is a fellow human being. But if she is just high, no immediate concerns, consider the money and encounter gone, move on, don't return RG

Hold the phones! Fat Bastards isn't real? WTF? Does Cowboy Kenny know about this? I checked his site and there was NOTHING on these guys! The pics looked 100% real and I had just worked out my TDL in a tenative "must see" order (depending on services offered of course). I should have known it was too good to be true!!! I guess I will have to go back to BPs, maybe start trolling CL again or just get new batteries for my toy box. And here I thought CERB was keeping me safe... cat

I really need to express the deep feeling of complete respect and admiration to the Gentlemen of CERB!! Each one of you who participate on this board just know exactly how to make a girl feel like a princess! You all make a lady feel so appreciated and welcomed here:) You are here for us when we need advice. When we need to laugh. When need to be assured about our way of life! You never make us feel dirty, or under-appreciated. Never have I been treated like a commodity with my CERB lovers. From my HEART I want to say Thank You! Ladies lets give a hand to the fine Gentlemen who make our days easier, with laughter, support, and genuin respect!!! Ladies, Please feel free to give thanks to your special loved peeps from CERB! WIT Cato RG Hockey Spud Porthos Liquor Scottthecunuck LeeRichards Rowdy 1963Kennedy Tokan Dameltanin096 Cometman Steveyk Ohhh my I could go on and on, but thanks to all of you for being there for me when I needed you!

Hi sweetie, Please dont fall for this attemp at blackmail. I too have been told from members here that if I was worth while I would post face shoots or send them all over upon request! I too have to be very discret and WONT do it! besides he cant post anything neg here anyway! Tell him to add a face picture to his public profile to prove his worthyness!!! Good luck, xo

Well Gabby an RG......if you two lovebirds DO decide to get married we would love to perform this special ceremony at our very own FB BBM Wedding Chapel !!! We would be honored to do this for you two !!! Beautiful photos in front of our Mobile Church ... as you can see smoking is allowed in the photos as well. We may offer some dress suggestions ?? Our favorite florists will look after the flower arrangements Our caterer will whip up one of her famous stump cakes We will wrap things up Gabby and take you out for the traditional Turkey Shoot And we will supply you with transportation to sneak away on your romantic honeymoon :) ps..... please return the vehicle after a week....Old Dog says that apparently Sissy needs it for an upcoming hot date......

Illusions shattered, realities intrude Gabriella and RG. Playful tigress, playful fisher Two souls. It never was nor will it be Until BBM can set them free.

I had a great time on Friday evening with Shelly Lane and Strawberry Shortcake. We got together at Strawberry Shortcakes place, have spent many a great evening with Strawberry Shortcake, this was first time I met Shelly Lane. I keep in touch with Strawberry Shortcake, she let me know she had invited Shelly to spend some time with her, I booked right away. A threesome is always a special treat, these two were great, very relaxed. Shelly is very tasty, and Strawberry is very good at oral, i was in heaven. It was very hot watching them get each other off and seeing Strawberry squirt. Both of them are nice n tight, clean and talented. I highly recommend seeing them together.

I've debated starting this thread for months. Firstly when I left cerb last September, and more recently when I rejoined. I've heard some very, very outlandish rumours about why I left cerb, and retired from escorting last September. Which is why I chose to put this thread in the 'escort discussion' area. I've heard these rumours from people who heard them from people I've never met. And people who definitely should not be sharing my personal information. Especially personal information that isn't even true. So, I've finally decided to make it public. Here's the big reason I retired from escorting last year: I lost a friend. And two months later I lost another. And a few months after that, I lost another. Escorting is a business that requires a very, very large part of your emotions to be there. Massage does as well, but not to the same level. And I haven't been able to provide the connection escorting has required for quite a few months now. I did not retire because I was robbed. I was NOT robbed by a client or anyone to do with the business. I did get robbed, and shared that information with some SPs in private, and it is very sad that this information was not kept in private because it had nothing to do with work. I did not retire because my business was lacking, or because I couldn't afford a work apartment. I left because I wanted, when I went home at the end of the day, to be able to focus on my friends, and my life. Nothing scandalous. And it makes me very sad that I've continued to hear gossip and rumours about me and my life in the months since I made the change. We all share parts of ourselves with each other on a daily basis, both on this site, and in the work that we do. But here's a note to people to think that they have the right to pry, and butt in to the personal business of people who just want to be left alone: it hurts, it creates lies, and you're not helping anyone. I've grown tired of people telling me why they heard I've left, and I'm saddened that people think my life is something to be gossiped about. We all can get very personal in our discussions on this site, and in our sessions: but here's a tip that should be taken to heart by everyone: if it was told to you in private, that makes it private. Don't spread rumours about people, and don't break confidences. You're better than that. Everyone is. I am not posting this for anyone to offer condolences on the loss of my friends. I'm not posting this for people to offer sympathy or anger in any way, or to post stories about rumours they've heard. I simply decided that, after so many months of STILL being asked why I left, and still hearing rumours about my reasons, that I would share this. That's all. Thanks.

Gabriella Laurence pm'd me today to let me know that some members on CERB have contacted her wondering if we are indeed married. Most on here can tell it is a joke. I mean seriously, how can we be married when we haven't even met, not to mention one day the marriage is on, the next day a divorce and so on. Clearly it is friendly on-line joking Gabriella is a on-line friend, and we banter back and forth, both through pm's, and on posts. But we are not married Why am I posting this. When some people start making enquiries like this, even in pm's, it may have a fallout effect of starting rumours which could damage the lady's business. Gabriella is an independent SP. I have nothing to do with her business or how she runs it...well except for one thing, this fall, all things being equal, I will get to meet Gabriella as a client. And as a sidebar, just like every other gentleman that has seen her, I still had to go through her verification process too, no special exceptions were made for me Gabriella and I are on line friends, and the friendly bantering will continue. Don't read more into it than that...we really aren't married. And Gabriella is from all recommendations, a wonderful companion

And that gentlemen is what separates the real ladies from the girls, take notice. I'll never view service providers as always or only providing services of a strictly sexual nature. To me, a real service provider knows what services I need most at the time and provides them. It might be companionship or some coffee and "something nourishing to eat". The more of SamanthaEvan's (and a few others) posts I read the more impressed I become. The more special ladies like this I meet the more impressed I become also. With the girls, yes. But with the real ladies like this they are consistent, considerate, reliable, dependable, experienced and always very special.

Mine too... and until 1971, the indoor plumbing consisted entirely of: That's right... a hand pump that tapped into the well - so dishes were done when the water was boiled!!!

Yes, report him. You may discuss further in SP only area. I'm with you 100%. My only comment might be to show your hair with your face turned aside and hidden. I'm a sucker for beautiful hair. However, in retrospect, that may give too much away.

Despite the fact it's only 6 degrees and cold here in NL, it's great to be home!!

I don't think age differences matter in general. Roamingguy brings up the issue of health problems, and that seems to be true in the case he describes, but one's health can go wrong at any age. So the older person can just as easily end up taking care of the younger person. I know a couple, the man is 50 and the woman is 30, but it's the woman who has constant health problems as is basically bed-ridden while the man is very healthy. I also thought the whole idea behind marriage was that you were devoted to this person in sickness and in health etc. If you want a relationship that has no downsides and no sacrifice, then marriage is not for you.

LOL....I read this as Old Dog, like our friend here on site, hahahah, I was like what?? Why would Old Dog do that? Kheheheheh

Awwww.... I really thought you were married to that fisherman guy Gabby :( I proposed to Georgiana last night because I thought you were spoken for ..... I am marrying your beautiful Duo partner so the three of us could hang out naked while RG is off fishing ;) And Cat ..... Fat Bastards is REAL :) isn't it ??

Great thread! Not to be voice of gloom, but whenever you plan to play with food, be cognizant of any food allergies the other person(s) may have. There is one SP I know who is highly allergice to coconut or anything that contains it. And guys, NEVER EVER put any food items inside a woman's vagina. For example, fruit or anything with sugar does not mesh with our flora very well and is sure to set off a raging yeast infection. Play with food, but play it safe! :bigclap:

Wow, unbelievable that people didn't catch on that they were just joking around. Next thing you know, people will think that Fat Bastards is a real agency.

You know you're old when your grandparents still had a working outhouse out back of their house.

I like Tokan. If I was a muppet, I'd want to do Beeker, big time. Meep, Meep!

Tokan!! Your so flirty, make me laugh with your love of food...heheheh...I love your avitar...meep meep!

We have two orange tabby cats--they're brothers. Having moved from a very big house with lots of stairs into a much smaller one hasn't been good for their waistlines, unfortunately. They're indoor cats and definitely need more exercise. They share a single bowl and feed at will during the day. Usually, this works well, but one of them seems to be bulimic. When he's annoyed with me, he tends to eat and then throw up immediately. I swear he does it on purpose! He's also the bossier of the two. He talks a lot and makes very clear demands about things, often along the lines of the water in the water bowl has been sitting there for more than 10 minutes and needs to be changed, NOW. Both cats become very vocal the moment there's an empty space in the bottom of the dish, like this: To make things more complicated, the dog thinks that cat food is yummy and will sneak around if there's a chance that she might get to clean out the bowl when no one is looking!

Well two ladies who are currently not with us, but I'm looking forward to their return to CERB, I'll nominate as my CERB Goddesses of the Day The first is Alexandra Sky. A CERB contributor, came up with positive threads such as the "I Like/Positivity Thread" Enjoyed reading her posts, and looking forward to her return to CERB A photo of the lovely Alexandra What some gentlemen think of Alexandra http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63135 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=40830 The second lady (just mentioned) who is also not with us, but I'm looking forward to her return to CERB too, is Isabella Gia. A lady who has a heart of gold. How many ladies like, as a gift, to receive a contribution to a food bank, something that helps others. Here is a photo of the lovely Isabella And what some gentlemen think of Isabella http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=I&t=22900 In spite of their time out, both ladies' positive contributions to CERB can't be overlooked, and I for one will welcome them back when they are out of the penalty box :-) RG

I'm late to the party!!! Happy Birthday!! I can't find any cute/funny pictures so these will just have to do :bj2: Additional Comments: No wait....I found something else! errrr.......just pretend your name's Emma 'kay?

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is a lady who has achieved Goddesshood today, and that is Georgiana Sweet. Just recently she has joined CERB, but made an impact, with her posts, and contributing to a positive community. We have only met through posts and pm's, but I am looking forward to meeting her in the future. Georgiana's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=65585 A Photo or two And again Georgiana, congratulations on achieving Goddesshood today, well deserved RG

The lady that I would like to put forward as today's Goddess of the Day is the incomparable Samantha Evans. Samantha is the epitome of the women that we would all enjoy the opportunity to meet and wish to spend time with. Her smile is infectious, her conversation stimulating, and her writing, well, her words speak for themselves to all of us. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=22427 I consider myself so fortunate to have been able to spend just one evening with this wonderful lady in Vancouver and to have had an opportunity to delve into just a few of the many aspects of Samantha that make her so intriguing. A very special woman she is who has earned our admiration and respect. When she does arrange to attend a social in Ottawa or (hint hint) a social in Halifax, it would be my pleasure and privelege to see her again.

I have to tell you all. Ive read and reread this thread many times. Absorbing everyones input, thoughts and equally valued opinions. Each of which I am truly grateful for. As each one is thought provoking, in a very positive way. Sophia reminded me what a great service we provide. It is a really good feeling to see the smile on someones face when he feels hes been cherished if only for a short time, our hope is that the smile remains long after. Carrie reminded me that people that love me, respect me, will also love me enough to respect my choices even when they dont agree with them. Wrinkledintime reminded me that one our greatest gifts is an open mind. Backrubman reminded me to believe in myself and why I do what I do. Piano reminded me that no matter what service industry your in? You are almost always going to have to listen to someone complain. And truth be told...I'd much rather it be a friend...than a client! lol DukeSSk thank you for your promise to show each lady your respect. We may be an SP but we still have emotions. Respect goes a long way. Gentleman11 reminded me that each day I will learn something new, about someone or something. Erotilix thank you for valuing and recognising our side. Loopie...you made me LOL literally! thank you for reminding me that some people are just assholes, I'm not going to change them! .still chuckle when I read it :icon_lol: Mrnice2 Thank you for reminding me to remain true to myself and to be grateful for an incredible gift. Your insight is...incredible. Samantha thank you for reminding me for reminding me that whatever fears, judgements she has, are truly about herself and not me. Nicholette thank you for the reminder that it is what I think of me, ultimately, that matters. MrGreen thank you for reminding me to let go. I wouldnt normally thank each person personally, but I wanted each of you to know that with your thoughts, your voice, it impacts. Even the smallest word of encouragement and support goes incredibly far. More than the gifts of something I've gained from each of you, you've also given me a glimpse of each of your personalities Each unique. Which is truly what this thread is about. Individuality and choices, respecting each one, having an open mind and being willing to learn from someone else. So thank you for taking the time to encourage, support, teach and share a bit of yourselves as well. CERB and its members are truly remarkable Sincerly, Jade xoxo

My CERB Goddess of the Day is another lady I have yet to meet, and only communicated with on CERB. And that is Penelope Davis Not only has she contributed to CERB with her positive posts. She has shared with us personal details in her life...and she has found (as many have found) that CERB is a very supportive caring community Penelope's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=35208 What Some Gentlemen Think Of Penelope http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=P&t=33948 And a picture or two RG

at first you're like...ooooh look at the amazing little hopping bunny! Then you wonder if it's a dead body in the corner...

My CERB Goddess of the Day today is a lady already mentioned in this thread, but I'm mentioning, because she's "my" Goddess of the Day That is Amelia Middleton. A upbeat lady who makes positive contributions to CERB, her posts I look forward to reading I wish she'd make a tour to Ontario in the future, but Ontario's loss seems to be Yellowknife's gain Amelia's Profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=48783 What some gentlemen have said about her http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=6118 A photo of the lovely Amelia or two RG

I would have to say true Lexy... In my younger years I once borrowed a police car that was left running unattended, shagged in the back seat, threw rubber under seat and then parked it back at the police barracks and went home

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.