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I thought negative posts weren't allowed here? Seems like a jealous competitor trying to trash a long standing MP.

I lost a client this weekend because I would not provide that service and it would have been a 2-3 hour appt. We all have our do's and don'ts.

Figured I'd start a thread where anybody here on CERB can post their Twitter handles. I've been using Twitter for a few years now, and love it, but I have only recently created a Twitter account for my CERB persona. I've found a few of the CERB girls and hobbyists on there already, but I figured this would be a good place to find more. My Twitter handle is @smith_wick. (https://twitter.com/Smith_wick) Its a great place to communicate! Look me up!

:shehot:Every now and then when looking through the threads and coming across pictures of some of the cerb ladies I'm stunned and awed by their beauty. Some of these ladies are straight out of a magazine, has anyone ever been approached by a gentlemans magazine to pose?

A question for everyone.... In the last 2 months, I have had my site stolen word for word and various ads and titles used on other sites. Turns out my site has been used again, but this time with some editing. Anyone have any ideas on how to deal with this? I am at wits end on dealing with this (I really do have much better things to do than flag ads and write emails asking for my text to be taken down) I am close to just getting my lawyer involved as I am not sure what else I can do. Even then Im not sure what good it would do. I am open to ideas on suggestions on dealing with this situation, as of late this has been happening again and again and for me it to is just way too often. We work hard to make ourselves individual and stand out, and to have someone steal one's hard work, is basically a slap in the face.

Not all of them!

I don't think anyone was suggesting it wasn't up to the SP, it always is of course. The question was how important is it to you the client.

Wow, talk about reviving an old thread!

Nope. Not a consideration with whom I want to meet. Never been discussed prior, during or after to be honest that I can recollect. I dont hobby willy nilly and my comfort level must be there . Therefore the ladies I meet with I trust so it it completely up to what they desire on this topic. No DATY. .... Now that would make Lee very very sad :( :(

Honestly,who does not enjoy a bbbj. I think there has to be a very high comfort and trust level between the provider and the receiver but it is still playing Russian roulette for both individuals. Additional Comments:

If I was into having a variety of single, or low repeat rendez vous with SPs he BBBJ would be very important. But as it is now, I basically have 2 favourites with different fantasys for each that take me past just the physical experience...one does and one doesn't, but I luv them both. (the "doesn't" does have excellent cbj skill though). In fact I just had a date and a cock ring was used (first time) and that was an incredible feeling...I never felt that way (rock hard and bigger than it is) before, so I guess I am not focussed on any one aspect of "the menu"...I just let it happen

I want to nominate Emma Alexandra for CERB goddess of the day. I have met Emma 3 years ago and she is a lady I will always remember for her beauty, personality, charm, joie de vivre and sense of humor.

Sherlock (BBC) Jekyll (BBC, only one season) Being Human (UK version) The League of Gentlemen (BBC very very dark sketch comedy) Monkey Dust (BBC dark comedy) WKRP in Cincinnati And I'll second: The Wire (FOR OMAR!) Breaking Bad Game of Thrones Community Buffy Weeds

Aww- I hope he has a wonderful night,ohh apple crisp, the crust is the best part. Happy birthday to him, enjoy his company, your lucky to have him, I wish I still had my dad.

Looked in the fridge and the pantry and have decided on pasta puttanesca!

I thought I had to share what I am currently making as it is perhaps on the of the most adventurous dinner I have made out side of work. Braised inside pork loin-Mushroom, Potatoes, red wine green peppercorn sauce, and broccoli. The adventurous part is the dessert. Red Wine and Thyme poached Niagara Peaches served with syrup and home made vanilla ice cream. I have a new ice cream maker! I am pumped!!!

I would miss Castle but would learn to like the new persona :)

You're right. While I have no problem with the press letting people know if creeps like Mr. Jetz are in or out of jail or where they are living, for public safety reasons they should ignore all of the rest. Like it or not, as much as I'd like to be the one to lead the tar and feathering party, he has not been convicted of anything yet. Yes at times it is distasteful but we live in a society where you are presumed innocent until proven guilty. In cases like Mr. Jetz, who likely is the disgusting pervert/pedophile he is accused of being, it is very annoying to see him out and about. Even running for public office. But you also need to remember all the other innocent people out there who have been wrongly charged or convicted of a crime because of overzealous narrow minded police or prosecutors. I have personally been wrongly accused of a crime a long time ago and harrassed by police. My life was hell for over a year becasue of accusations made by a vengeful ex-GF until I was able to prove my inocence (a story for another day). So yes, he is likely a disgusting human being who if I saw him even near my daughter, I'd beat with a baseball bat and I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep if he was found dead in the trunk of burnt out car near the floodway but because the rest of us cannot allow ourselves or society to sink to his level, he is entitled to his day in court. Until then the press just need to ignore him unless it is a matter of public safety. Cheers

I am stunned and awed by the CERB ladies' beauty too Cristy. One lady, don't know if she has ever been asked, but she could easily be a Victoria's Secret model, and I have told her so. Another lady told me she was approached by Playboy. All the beautiful women of CERB, instead of fame and fortune by becoming models, instead share their time, companionship and beauty with us gentlemen. And the ladies are down to earth, intelligent and have a sense of humour, and make us feel like we are their boyfriend (for the time specified)...just another reason we should appreciate the ladies of CERB BTW Cristy, since you brought up the subject, have you ever been asked? RG

Well I was going to go with that name Gia....then realized I may not be sweet so thought about GeorgianaSour...then Whiskeysour....then settled on @Leerichards2012 I started out shy...with a "cheep " then worked up to a "cheep cheep" then a "tweet" then a "TWeet" now I "TWEET !" ;)

I hate cats, they're evil...........oh, is this the right thread?

like the car -long and comfortable but not that quick

Emily, I've been away the last little while so I'm just catching up on this, sounds like you've got some pretty solid advice here from your friends on CERB, I certainly hope that this theft was not from another CERB member and if so hopefully they've been dealt with accordingly. I think the invoice for your time for writing the ad is the best slap in the face and if they aren't too bright it will have them scratching their heads. When Gabriella Lawerence was faced with a simillar situation recently I suggested to her to do just that and I think it helped get the message across. Photos, ad copy, creative writing, drawings, graphic design are all intellectual properties that express the creativity of the individual who worked hard to create that work, stealing that work is like grabing money from someones wallet or pocketbook. To those that do choose to steal, remember KARMA... it's a bitch.

Dogs! Love'em. Always had one but not right now because I travel so much. I miss them hugely, especially my last one. I even started a dog-lovers social group on here, FIDO (Friendly Interactive Dog Owners). :) http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=82 (Actually it's mainly an excuse to post pics of hot women with dogs :))

Yellowknife - where I had the distinct misfortune of being guided to the local strip club. I always thought that the one-toothed stripper was a myth until that fateful night.

Personally, I would never allow it in any "hole", but that's just me.

Or maybe in the ear...just like in Family Guy. Ha Ha

Agreed, you can't stop at one!

My nominee for today is Jazy, dancer, sp. (spinner :)), and my personal inspiration for starting the Best Bums on the Planet thread. Unfortunately her hot albums are gone, but here's a sample:

Same...what can i really add other than she knows how to pamper a person for sure....lots of energy, one of the sweetest people you will meet. I think she is absolutely great and I will repeat again and again. Everything else said prev to me I would say is very accurate. Additional Comments: BTW anyone know why she is suspended? I hope I dont get suspended for asking? :)

Dealing with a personal health issue that is really taking its toll on me. The past few days I have been very stressed and concerned and I have not been the person that I usually I am because of this issue. Lately I have been short, cranky, bitter, depressed and overall not a very forgiving or happy person. I feel that I have taken my frustration, etc. out on some of you here on Cerb so I offer my humble apologies for being a "dick" lately. Real life has quite frankly been a bitch lately so again, my sincere apologies. Such is life but geez!

Getting called in for not just one, but THREE interviews this week !!!!!!! :milleunenuit: I am feeling lots of excitement & much happiness :)

Getting into:icon_rolleyes: a spraying match with a skunk!

im pritty dum but i think CERB iz funn!!!

Character, chemistry, integrity...that doesn't come from spelling words right. I've met people who had Ph.D's, who were so book smart, but had no common sense, nor for that matter, any integrity. If someone can communicate his/her thoughts on paper, that's what is important. If you are looking for a career as a proofreader in a publishing house, then focus on spelling and grammar. But don't expect a proofreader to provide the same escape that the ladies of CERB can provide RG

I saw the news interview with him and remember him saying he can't be in contact with underage, have a cell phone or a video camera - and he said that's crazy, my favourite things to do are with my cell phone and vid camera or something to that effect. I'm pretty sure he's soft in the head. And screw this innocent until proven guilty, it's KNOWN in SP world that he is a pimp and coerced girls if they did certain acts they would become famous via viral videos on YouTube. He purposely sought out vulnerable girls. He is the epitome of what needs to be eliminated in the sex work industry. Independent all the way. He makes my blood boil. I hope he gets labeled a rapist/pedo and put in general population in jail. Yes, I know those are strong words but it's how I feel.

Don't know how I forgot Sons of Anarchy. I barely left my house for a week when I found that one.

The series I love are on hbo- nurse Jackie and board walk empire, can't wait for the new season to start. I'd give them both 10 out of 10 stars.

I don't own a valet press or butler, but I would be delighted to receive one as a gift. In the meantime, a good suit hanger seems to take care of things.

I believe that one is not expecting too much to read an ad that is well composed, is grammatically correct, and hopefully without spelling errors. My reasons for this are twofold, with the second being much more important. On the one hand I know that I particularly enjoy the company of intelligent women and the ability to compose a proper ad may be an indication of this. I pay much closer attention to those women who have shown that they take care, effort and pride in their writing and who distinguish themselves from others with their style of advertising. Right or wrong, my belief is that women who show those characteristics through their personal advertising are the same women who will take pride and care in a face to face meeting. It is a question of professionalism and may be one of the characteristics that for me distinguishes some women as being members of the elite group of courtesans that we are able to interact with. Now, I wondr howe many gremmer erors I hav in hear.

Writing recommendations is one way for me to giveback to this amazing community. In fact I feel obligated to say a few good words for the gorgeous ladies I have had a wonderful time with.

Cheese! Lots of cheese. I know it's not glamorous, but I really feel like cheese.

It's a bitch sometimes cooking for one. Tonight it's pretty simple, got a nice salmon steak, and the first corn of the season. I'm sure I can find a nice glace of wine around here to go with it.

Not cool and totally inappropriate !! At this particular moment she was only beautiful on the outside ! Might have been a good time to reach over and speed up her treadmill so she shoots off the back ;) ... Always wanted to do that...haha

very surprising and unacceptable..in my books..

Usually, it's a given that you shouldn't approach an SP or a client in public. You never know who they're with, and the end result could spell disaster all around!

Lovely Peachy :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: