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All women, all shapes, all races, abilities, religions, all of it. You're all beautiful. I will echo what others have said; be respectful and clean and you'll do fine! I can't emphasize this enough--you have no need to feel self-conscious! After all, some of us CERB ladies are plus-sized ourselves ;)

Almost always a deal breaker for me, but in the other direction. BBBJ, anything unsafe for that matter, is a real turn off for me except for when I'm in a relationship. I don't judge anyone and respect other's choices with respect to services, but for me that reveals that the SP's risk tolerance for safety is considerably different than my own. I've talked to many SP's about this. I've noticed that women from areas with a lot of competition often describe how much pressure is on them to provide BBBJ. So much pressure that they ultimately caved in to keep from losing business. I think that's heartbreaking, seriously. Do it if you want, that's cool, but if you don't then stand your ground. :) :condom:

personally I need the 300 or 400 odd channels I get to surf through to find out there is nothing on worth watching... by the time I realize there is nothing worth watching, its time for the next set of programs, so the next search beings, ha ha. Actually I watch National geographic channel and others a lot so I often do find things worth watching when I need some distraction.

I remember those days...I also remember when there was TNN (The Nashville Network...lots of fishing and outdoors shows, it got replaced by Spike) and the History Channel doesn't seem to show much conventional type history programming Nowadays the channels are marathons of shows having nothing to with the name of the channel they are on imho RG

I'm proud to have served my country overseas. I'm proud of all that I have accomplished. I'm proud to be a member of this board. :)

Due to popular demand, I will be once again co-hosting a fall social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, September 13th in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 50 spots available (ideally 25 gents/25 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting in mid-August. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person). The price of the tickets will be determined at that time as well. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however we will be doing things a bit differently this time. Due to the popularity of past events and the fact there are some ladies we had to turn away because we were full, if you are such a lady, you will be given first priority this time. I kept a list from last time. And ladies, for those of you who said you wanted to attend and then did not even extend us the courtesy of letting us know beforehand (or even afterwards) that you couldn't attend, please do not embarass yourself by asking to come this time. We have more people wanting to attend, than spots available and you had your chance, sorry.:confused0024: This also applies to the gents who I said could pay at the door last minute and didn't show either. I do not wish to make this a sore point or create any controversy - it's just something that had to be said. Moving on to a more positive note - looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :)) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

I wouldn't be surprised if the numbers were higher for declined dates based on 'no daty' then 'no bbbj'/cbj only. I could be wrong but I highly doubt it.

Carley Chase looks awesome in her latest album. http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5783

I love that show. Les Nessman's pretend office with masking tape walls-priceless. From same era I don't think anyone's mentioned Barney Miller. A police comedy about NYPD detectives. I can't forget the episode where they all unknowingly eat a box of pot brownies from the evidence locker.

I Want to Come this Time :) Can I ? Can we have a list of who's going so far posted somewhere ? That could be nice. Angela Let me know if u still have place for me :D Miss you xoxx

I am glad to say that I have had the opportunity to fulfill many of my fantasies! There is one in particular, one simple one, that I have contemplated for a long time but for some reason, never acted on it; spending an entire evening with a professional male companion. One day...

And don't worry about points! I don't think I have any anyways. Hahaha! :)

Yes, this is true, and I usually encourage people to use STD clinics for testing as they are current with all the different things that should and need to be tested for. I am concerned in some clinics that you have to insist on some tests, (they act like they are personally paying for the work to be done at the lab), and they may skip things if they feel like the person is low risk for it. It is good to get a complete work up, like chlamydia, syphillis, etc etc, before you get started in this hobby, but if not then frequency should probably be related to # of sps you visit versus time. So 2 x a year for someone who sees one sp per month, and 4 or 5 times a year for someone who sees sps 4 or more times each month? RG is taking advantage of a visit he makes anyway, and I do not think it is overly cautious. I would not be surprised if the number of guys who never have been tested, or at least very infrequently, wasn't alarmingly high. I think that most clients (and most do not frequent the forums) do not get tested. I also am pretty sure there is a good number of sps who have never been tested or do so very infrequently. Some are just trying it out, and stop after a month. Others just don't see the need, if there are no symptoms to check out, etc. Certainly those here working illegally are not going to the drop in clinics, nor paying for testing out of pocket at a walk in clinic without proper ID.

I have heard it before from time to time. To me, that is a guy who likes more than 'just a bj', such a common request from the blow and go kind of guys. In for a minute, then out the door, imo. For some of them, they just don't like to be rushed, and what happens in many encounters is they enter the room, disrobe, and immediately, bj ensues. Almost like the sp is intent on his cumming now and getting out before his pants hit the floor. This type of client needs a little more time acclimatizing himself. If bj ensues down the road, it is usually just a bridge to the final destination. So covered or uncovered, usually makes no difference. Also benefit from cbj is a slightly less sensation, so more likely to last longer. Even more bonus, is CIM is always available with a cbj. No one has to stop at the ultimate moment, remove from the mouth and finish by hand.

Sitting on the deck, beer in hand, watching the birds at the feeders Reading Cooking ... I find cooking incredibly relaxing.

I am speechless....almost that is.

They are two good questions and I do have a solution when the schedule permits. I'm not one for one hour visits. In fact schedule permitting I'd much prefer 4 - 6 hours or even more if I need help with shopping, want to see a movie or go somewhere not alone (and she is ok with that) most of which is some activity other than what one can do with an hour. So I do like to invite a lady I haven't met to a one hour restaurant lunch and I think that's all about chemistry and compatibility. I try not to talk about this business, just try to have a fun lunch, listen to what she has to say to me more than anything and of course answer any questions she has about me. Then when I see her again on another day (or even later that evening if she is available) we already know each other and have a much better idea if there is going to be compatibility and chemistry. It's just as important to me that she likes me also.

A quiet Thursday (8/30) at 340. Arrived around 1:30 just in time to see Jenny's first turn on stage and as she's told me she usually dances last in the stage sequence, seeing her on that early is usually an indication that there will not be a particularly large contingent of dancers (on busier days Jenny seems to be on stage in the 2:00-2:30 range). A familiar server was there but there seemed to be yet another new (at least to me) shooter girl. Recognized quite a few of the regulars and the lovely Ariel was looking especially gorgeous. On stage the very tattooed (and extraordinarily flexible) Chrissy was notable. Thanks to those who have posted re sightings - the intel from Alger, Cato, Reddog01 (among others) is always appreciated!

Got rid of it over a year ago. Would never have it again. Just bought a new HDTV which we use for watching shows downloaded by computer. Thinking about getting Apple TV or some equivalent to stream directly from the computer wirelessly, but to be honest the hdmi cable doesn't bother me. Really can't justify spending that much money on mindless reality TV. Since I got rid of cable I rediscovered reading. I ever had time to read a book, but over the past year I've read 20+ novels, and watched really "good tv" that was my choice. Even cooler, both my kids have said they don't want cable again. Porthos

I am proud of my parents who recently celebrated their 45th anniversary and are still as active and supportive to everyone as when they met.

I haven't subscribed to cable or satellite in about 7-8 years and I also don't miss it. I watch/read the news online and any other show that might interest me. I also rent dvd TV series so I don't have to put up with commercials or wait for the next episodes. Works for me! :)

Hi Jabba, I gave up TV back in 2007 and don't miss it one bit. I often wonder where I found time to watch TV in the first place now. Why look at someone elses fake life on TV when you can go out and have a real one of your own? Life is short live it to the fullest. Kay

I am proud to have worked my ass off and lost 30 lbs, doing 50-60 minutes cardio 4 times a week. also weight training hard and feeling better then ever!

Hello gentleman.. Vitto is here! as Vitto I wil still be loggin in and answering questions for you for VIPMassage, but I will also have now my own personal spot! Here I will be able to share some more of me and give you all the love you deserve!!! Tomorrow I will be at the east end location 9-3, but will also take appts at VIP 8-9 or 3-7!!! to book simply pm, txt 819-5130877 or email [email protected] Love and sexy hugs to you!!! xoxo

Great thread Cristy! I am proud of: -- My child for surviving my parenting techniques -- The association I have with like-minded & really smart people here on Cerb (seems to be a common trend) -- The Canadian public & martial services - you folks rock! (Cops/Fire/Paramedic/Armed Forces/Emergency Svcs). -- Tissue paper - it takes good care of me :-)

I'm proud of my nephew, born premature, given six months to live, and is now a happy 8+ year old boy. I'm proud of the men and women of the Canadian Forces, many who have made great personal sacrifices to serve this great country I'm proud to be Canadian I'm proud and respect the wonderful ladies here who provide us with a much needed escape which really, in some ways, irrespective of the donation, no price can be put on their companionship I'm proud that in spite of working for 28 years in a very negative environment (some of you ladies know where I work) I'm pretty much a positive upbeat guy, I didn't let my work turn me into a negative person. And I've seen more than my share of people who have become negative miserable people. I'm proud of CERB allowing like minded people to share in this lifestyle in a positive judgement free forum RG

I choose a provider based on many things but they have to do with how i feel the chemistry will be, not on what her services are or are not- with the one exception of kissing-thats the only deal breaker for me, when it comes to Bj,s covered or not i,m comfortable with what she is comfortable providing,its her choice not mine and i,ll accept that !

"The most dreaded words ANY man can hear from his SO". (caps mine) Please speak for yourself. Any man? Well, I am a great connoisseur of large behinds.

I gave up golf and if you watch tv doggie style you can have sex at the same time! :bddog: but seriously.. I don't golf :) I have a pvr and I either do crafts or play on the net while watching tv. I fast forward through commercial literally cutting out 1/4 of the tv watching time. and yes.. I watch too much tv.

Redmana2 was saying that it is a turn off for him and almost a deal breaker if the lady provides BBBJ (anything unsafe). He was not questioning the risk tolerance of an SP that provides BBBJ... He's only saying that she has a much higher risk tolerance then he does. ;)

Regardless of what any poll says, in my experience, BBBJ by far is the most requested service. Of course to each their own, but I feel there is something missing when there is a piece of plastic separating us for this delicious activity. If I am not comfortable with someone, I won't play with them altogether. Without beating a dead horse and talking about the potential risks, I know what they are, I do what I can to minimize them, but refuse to dwell or obsess about them. With a friendly and fresh gentleman, BBBJ is my FAVOURITE service to provide, and some may even say that it could be considered my specialty! I love to tease and please and drive a man absolutely wild in this way. I love the feel of the wet and slippery skin to skin. The feel of his manhood in my mouth. The feel of my tongue at the bottom of the shaft up to the tip. The challenge of seeing how deep I can go. The tension. And then the incredible and exciting release...like a culmination of all my close care and effort. Yum. ;)

I love Big Brother, although I will say I was a little sickened by Dan's speech and I'm surprised there wasn't a chorus of laughter when he was done. I don't want to get too serious here, but I used to like Dan, he's so sleazy and smart, but him using the bible put him wayyyyyyyyyyyy down in my books. I am an atheist and I respect those who believe but when you use religion in a reality show you're a worthless piece of shit in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, it's great TV and I love it. I sure hope Britney doesn't get voted out although I fear it will happen, either way I will be watching.

Maybe I missed it but has anyone seen Keifer Sutherland's new show "Touch"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlKyoiVP1D4 I've been curious about it but I'm afraid to get into new shows....every time I do they end up being cancelled. I learned my lesson with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.....great show but it got cancelled after the second season which ended on a TOTAL cliffhanger!! I HATE when that happens! No closure :( It's like watching an unfinished movie. But this one I might check out after it's been on for a while and I'm pretty sure it won't get cancelled prematurely.

I don't know if anyone has seen this one, called "The Client List" There was a newspaper article in the paper last week about the series beginning it's second season. I don't think it made it north of the border and they were trying to get a slot here for it. The reason I mention it is because it revolves around this industry. The lead actress is Jennifer Love Hewitt, the story of young woman who takes a job at a massage parlor to support her family when her husband is unable to work, and soon finds her life spiraling out of control. Probably a bit of a soap opera.

"A pessimist is always alone.....an optomist is always 2 people away from a threesome"

Although not specifically requested in the thread, I feel the need to post this comment. There have been other threads where comments have been made words to the effect "can I get a reduced rate, all I want is a blowjob" Speaking for myself, and myself alone, next to hugging and kissing, oral is the most intimate act that can be performed. It is the one act where the one partner is giving pleasure so the other partner can receive pleasure. It is the most unselfish and giving of all the intimate acts, imho. A reduced rate???...if anything it should be extra. To those ladies who provide this, well corny as it sounds, most intimate of gifts, I truly appreciate what you have provided me. Yes I have paid a donation, but in some ways, well it is a intimate gift that money can't buy. I felt the need to post this so ladies know, at least for me, the intimacy they provide, irrespective of the donation, is appreciated A rambling for whatever it's worth RG

Most of my favs have been mentioned: breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones. Sherlock is incredible and the Wire is a phenomenal show. On the Sci Fi side, Firefly, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica. But surely I'm not the only Doctor Who fan in Cerb. Can't wait for the new series to start this weekend. Porthos

I lost a client this weekend because I would not provide that service and it would have been a 2-3 hour appt. We all have our do's and don'ts.

Went in to check the place out and it is very and clean, got a price list and met the masseuse. She's tall slim and very attractive also wore a white lab coat. She was booked but I didn't have time for a massage anyway. It was hard to read if it is all legit.

Dan is my hero. He is in such a good position right now. He has two targets in the house right now that are a lot bigger then him, Frank and Ian. Frank obviously is a big target, and he has exploited all of Ian's lies to the house. Frank, Shane, and Joe all want Ian gone. I actually think Brit has a shot to stay this week. She is catching on and she only needs 3 votes to stay, and I think she has Ian, Joe, and Shane. She just needs to convince dumb and dumbers (Joe & Shane), that there is a secret alliance of 4 in the house.

Agreed. Dan acted like a douchebag in tonights episode. Danielle needs to stop hiding behind Dan and start playing this game. She came into this game alone and there can only be one winner. The funny part is that when she was nominated I kept thinking she's going to be crying in her DR. And 5 seconds later she's crying in the DR.

I just had a INCREDIBLE First "at work" Duo with my babygirl Ashlynn and it was out of this world..So I think finding girls who have a friendship or great connection with each other would be a great combination for a double the pleasure massage experience..They are a Treat to be savoured and worth doing the research of finding a great pair.. However...put me in a room with a pretty girl and some massage oil and I find it hard to behave myself lol!!!

Legal action is definitely the way to go. Lawyers letters to the people doing the copying, but more importantly, to the hosting site/Internet service provider. You need to think of this as copywright/trademark infringement. If I were to copy a McDonald's ad word for word, jingle and everything, but just substitute Burger King for McDonald's in the copy, I'd have my ass sued off. This is the same sort of thing ... A passing off and an effort to mislead/confuse consumers. And just because the business is a little "off the grid" in terms of what most commercial lawyers will see, doesn't change the nature of the issue. In the same way your accountant doesn't care, (business revenue, expenses, and taxes are the same regardless), so the lawyer won't either. Short of that, track them down and put their heads on pikes, Game of Thrones style!!! Porthos

Gentlemen, In light of recent events, I would like to bring a few respectful points to your attention regarding declined requests. "No" means what it means -NO- Nothing less, nothing more. It simply means no! Respect it and move on to someone else who will be able to provide you with what you are looking for without making a huge fuss about it and accusing the lady of having a bad attitude, especially when the request(s) are turned down gently and diplomatically. Please understand that when a lady already has a lot of pictures available for you to look at, she may not want to send you more pictures of herself because you want to see a specific body part. There are a multitude of reasons for her to decline politely and I do not think her personal or professional reasons should matter or made subject of pure assumptions after turning you down; If that specific body part picture is not available for you to look at before an encounter and if that specific picture is going to make or break an appointment, please look for ladies who already show what you are looking for. Furthermore, when a lady says she is not available to meet with you, she is NOT available to meet with you. Again, the reasons for her not being able to see you are irrelevant. Please, move on to someone who is without feeling the need to investigate as to why she was not available. It's quite creepy when I'm told, at a later time by a gentleman I wasn't available for, that after doing 'local inquiries' he was able to find out "why" I was not available to meet with him. Why the need to take it that far? No matter what your request is (extra pictures, specific 'sercives', ect, even a get together), when a lady declines, it is what it is and her preferences, choices and decisions should be respected even though you would've preferred otherwise. There is also no need to put her under a scrutinising eye and make silly assumptions when you do not get what you want. Acting out, being mean spirited, gossiping and the likes after the fact is never going to get you what you wanted in the first place... It is simply better to forget about it and move on. Gabriella

I love Grand Marnier and Pinot Grigio wines....... I love love love PEACH BELLINI, and the place that make`s the very best ones IMO is Moxie`s (and yes, I always choose the Moxie Sized :) I also love margaritas and so far the best ones I have had were from Casey`s (they have alot of other sexy mixed drinks that are super delish too) and at Felina`s Restaurant on Bank St. Oh yes and Caesers....I like those too, the best place for those was OLIVE GARDEN..anyone remember those? They were Ginorm :) CHEERS :boobies:

On the contrary, RG brought up excellent points as to why ladies do not wish to visit Moncton and I do not believe that a lady pulling no shows on you (5 times?) is the same as a lady receiving 5 no shows during her visit. It's like comparing apples and potatoes in this case (and yes, not apples and oranges). Perhaps if you had paid the donation in advance and then the lady pulled a no show on you without giving you a refund then we could compare the two situations as WE do pay for all our travel expenses in advance, expenses that are non-refundable, and incur more when we are in the city for a few days. I don't know how many times people expect a lady to invest money and lose out on before she decides to write off a city from her touring list. Perhaps if every gentlemen that booked appointments with a traveling lady would give deposits or even pay the full donation in advance, they would be more inclined to show up and not waste the lady's time!

When each of us attain perfection we will have moved on to the next dimension. Then there will be no worry of time, space or even size. So relax and just look for someone you feel comfortable with. Be assurred your size will in no way inhibit a quality lady from enjoying herself with you.

I'm pretty sure most ladies on this site will respond the same way I'm going to: as long as you're clean and respectful, size does not matter! I've been with people big and small, short and tall, and pretty much every size/race/religion/age. The only experiences I did not enjoy were with the rude/dirty people. Plus, a curvy woman is great - nothing feels better than running your hands over a nice, soft curve. Yum. I think many people feel the same way - if they didn't, I myself wouldn't be successful in this business ;)

There are two ways to learn the sex trade. One is to jump in and learn as you go, the other is to go to work for an agency and learn the trade from the ground up. I feel one of the problems today is the deviation from our history of the game being "sold, not told". It might sound a little street but it is a golden rule. Sps handing out hard earned, dangerously learned or self taught information is like us handing out $100 bills to anyone who asks for one. Why would any SP that understands that knowledge is the most valuable asset she has, willingly hand it out to someone who we don't know? My advice would be to shit or get off the pot, don't expect a free hand out as one needs to earn the trust of providers first before expecting us to "give" you something as valuable as our inner wealth. cat

Not sure if it was mentioned yet. WKRP in Cincinnati