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Yeah, that's dark. I don't care if you do want to open up a can of whop ass, a little more politeness is called for, I say you are the one that needs a good spanking and some correction :)

Well if it is wrong than I am in trouble! Sometimes I get a little too turned on and if it feels good do it right? lol Its human nature to want what feels good, and whose going to stop if something is making you feel great! I don't know any hobbyist who wouldnt wanted a receptive SP during an encounter. If they dont get some type of enjoyment out of the encounter the hobbyist is going to feel like it was a very robotic encounter and that is never enjoyable, my clients ALWAYS want me to have a good time :) Its all part of the fun of the job hunny

No offense to the OP, but as a submissive with plenty of experience, you are a huge red flag and personally, I would never see someone so arrogant. Just me though.

Time for another update. Well thought we hit one out of the park with the last round of treatment....not so much. The docs found that although the mass has reduced in size, did not take it away. Shoulder joint and the surrounding muscle is sore and weak. But fear not, I have learned to jerk with my left hand and it feels like someone new in the room....now I have to remember not to play in the mall food court, damn concussion!!! Anyway, hoping to still give massages to the Ladies of Cerb, just may not be able to penetrate to those knots for as long. (get it, penetrate, oh brother where are my pain killers, my jokes are killing me). Thanx to all who have sent notes, I really appreciate them. Home this weekend, then to Toronto to see those docs on Thursday, and start another dose (wait a minute, they are giving me a dose...that sucks!) of treatment. Take care all, get extra hugs and kisses and licks when you play, send the extras to me. Play safe. T

I can now play 'trapeze waltz' and 'ski ride' on the accordion. I'm learning the coordination required to play a keyboard with my right hand, press buttons with my left, and maintain a continuous airflow in the bellows. I've been experimenting with melody. I think it's so much fun- but I am a bit concerned that my neighbours don't agree. I'm pretty sure it was my playing that made their baby cry.

I know Madison. She's a friend of mine. She's open minded, but not a mindless body open to simple, brutal abuse. She has to be respected for the style of service she offers. BDSM opens up a whole world of world of pleasurable possibilities, but it also invites unwelcome expectations. Please be gentle and respectful if booking a session. And as always, protect your sub. If you do protect your sub as your most treasured possession, you will most likely be invited back for more fun. I may sound over-protective, but she's a sweet soul.

With the end of summer, :-(, marks the end of short skirts, summer dresses, short shorts, tight jeans, t-shirts, and wonderful people suntanning in the parks and at the beach. And the end of natural tan lines. Tan lines are they a turn on for you ? Do you find them sexy and appealing or... But these are a turn on for me: And for you, Tan lines: In or out ? But this is not bad either...

What makes you say "WTF?" For me? I say "WTF?" ...... When people walk around grocery stores wearing those giant blinking bluetooth ear sets and their on the phone and they bang into you and don't even say excuse me or apoligize... like seriously wft? They might as well have a douche bag taped to the side of their head

I, for one, don't think you should feel bad if you are getting turned on during a visit, au contraire. For me, It means something is being done right, that there is chemistry going. If i'm doing something that the lady likes, i try to pay attention to the cues she gives out or, better, that she tells me outright that she likes whatever i am doing, or are just turned on. It takes two to tango, so to speak. So, yes, knowing about it makes a good time for the both of us.

For me it just makes the experience all that much the better if it is mutual enjoyment and it usually, no almost ALWAYS is (unless I am dog tired or have something else going on or the SP does, everyone has an off day). Either that or there are some dam fine actors out there :) And I'd feel bad if I didn't make the SP feel good. It's never ever just about me. I'd feel bad if it was. In fact, if an SP gets a little selfish we (well at least me but I'm sure I speak for others) are very pleased. Yeah, I'll even go so far as to admit the truth, makes me feel more like a man to know I got it just right. An encounter that is all about me, no, not anywhere as interesting or enjoyable, not even appealing.

I don't want to start an argument here but I have to agree with CH, they are very separate activities. For example the last option is No, I never go down there. I bet that applies to dato way more than daty. Is it too late to change the poll?

Piper Perabo

Me next please.

First you started on Fetlife now here.... --sigh--

I think I've just been spanked (I kinda' like it). :spank:

backrubman is right, they're probably just looking for drugs. However, where there are drugs there is sometimes a pimp as well, and there are certainly dancers who find themselves in situations with one. Not saying that your friends do, but if it's a "stripper residence," perhaps that's why it's being targeted specifically.

Police who drive like they own the road and don't feel the need to use blinkers, I mean wtf, they have to follow rules too!

Me bad. Spank me Meg. Please spank me, I really mean it :) carol channing

Being out of hiatus and back on CERB!!!! Jade xo

Jane, it takes a lot more than pretty hair (real or not) to be a beautiful woman and I think you are a gorgeous woman! ;)

Playing with God Additional Comments: Rancho Deluxe (1975)

Had my day out fishing today with a friend. Caught a couple bass and pike. Beautiful day out, no complaints RG

Keissy Hennessey. That is all.

Receiving a very sweet and unexpected text from a member who is an incredible gentleman, funny and extremely kind. He and I may never get to meet face-to-face because of distance but he certainly makes me laugh, smile and I appreciated that. Those are the little things that just make me smile and love my job. You know who you are, so I'm blowing a kiss up in to the sky for you, now all you have to do is reached up and grab it. Kisses, Lexy

I may be wrong here Angela, and I don't know your condo by-laws, but I think now-a-days the dish is so small it can be mounted inside your house/condo right at a window, and not outside. A guy from xplornet a few years back said they could do that for my apartment...only problem, my apartment faces north, not south so a dish out of the question RG

I think the bottom line is this. -Sex isn't going away any time soon. -Being an SP if I contract an STD/STI/or the common cold, my means of living immediately stops and there is no medical insurance or UI for that! Therefore most reputable SP's will educate themselves to the nth degree regarding this and other subjects. Ex: I am allergic to latex, I did my homework and buy a different condom. They may be more expensive but I am assured of no latex and basically you get what you pay for. In my case, a higher grade condom. -Hobbiests should also educate themselves as well. Regardless of how many posts or how long someone has been here has zero bearing on the question itself. I don't know you, your personality nor your fears; so any question is a good one if it satisfies your curiosity and provides you with the information you need. -I do believe that given the same set of circumstances, the percentage would be higher with muggles (for lack of a better word), than Professionals and their Clients. We have some pretty strong rules that we have set for ourselves and don't have the opportunity of a mistake that muggles do (lust, immortality, drunk, self esteem, don't have one handy, etc)

I love playing with a man's nipples.. and always ask if it's okay. Some respond with sure.. but it does nothing for me.. I'm okay with that. I still play in that case. Some say they don't like it.. I then struggle to keep my hands off of them. BUT I've both clients and in my early dating years boyfriends who had no awareness whatsoever they might get turned on by it and they were wholly and pleasantly surprised to become complete converts.

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This is a current favourite pic of mine, from the AW social group: erotic, sensuous, alluring, enticing, suggestive... hot!!!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890 A man sought emergency treatment at hospital in Auckland this week with an eel stuck up his bottom. The unnamed individual presented himself at the A&E department at Auckland City Hospital to explain his embarrassing problem. It is believed the patient was sent for X-rays and a scan, which showed there was an eel lodged inside him. "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place," a hospital source said. "Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't be before, but an eel has to be a first." It is unclear how the eel managed to be trapped inside the man. It is believed medics successfully removed it and the man was later discharged. A hospital spokesman last night confirmed the bizarre incident had taken place. "In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him," Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, said. He added: "No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient's right to privacy." According to the Department of Conservation website, there are two main types of eel found in New Zealand - the shortfin and the longfin. Eels migrate up streams as elvers to find suitable adult habitat. After many years they migrate to the Pacific Ocean to breed and die. Eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover. They hunt by smell rather than sight.

Saturday daytimes at Barb's have been pretty quiet lately. Now there might be a reason to check it out. :) (Several reasons, actually...)

Precisely! And now we have one less point of view on that topic.

Looks like a great month coming up for Touring Ladies. Of the wonderful ladies visiting, I have personally seen, and recommend Emily Rushton and Keissy Hennessey (saw them as a duo - wow), Emma Alexandra (saw her on a visit to Montreal), and Sierra (saw her in Halifax). CERB is a great resource, that seems to be under-utilized here in NL. All of the positive hobbying experiences I have had have come with ladies who are well reviewed, and active on this forum. I have visited with some local SP's, who are not on CERB, and the experience just re-enforced the value of a website like this. Unfortunately, due to personal circumstances, I am not able to take advantage of this influx, but hope that the rest of you show the ladies a wonderful time here. Happy CERB-ing!

Use a good quality hair conditioner each day with a beard or stash....the differance is very noticable on how it feels on you and your partner. Posted via Mobile Device

I wouldn't be encouraging guys to try that without first getting permission. To do otherwise might result in a big unexpected surprise (draw your own conclusions).

My guess is that it would be less confusing for clients to have the same name on both CERB and the website.

The general public is pretty poor at interpreting statistics. Be careful of drawing conclusions such as the one Butterman referred to above. If you measure STI's amongst sex workers and compare them to the general population, it may be that the rate is lower because those with STI's drop out of the business. The population has thus been reduced to include mainly those without STI's. To be able to make the above conclusion, one needs to look at current sex workers and former sex workers, and compare to the general population. Once you throw in former workers, then you have to correct for time and other facts, and it gets messy. Awhile back I read "Freakonomics". It was pretty interesting, so I started picking up other similar books. One was "More Sex Is Safer Sex" by economist Steven Landsburg. Chapter 1 is a very interesting read for anyone who touts the virtue of abstinence. Consider: [--]If everyone abstained from sex, there would be an end to sexually transmitted diseases. [--]Unfortunately, the human race would also come to an end -- unless of course we move completely to in vitro fertilization. [--]Therefore, it is likely that there will always be people having sex. [--]Those who abstain, or are monogamous, are essentially limiting the opportunities of those who are not. [--]Therefore those who are not have a smaller pool of people with whom to have sex. [--]The consequence of this, therefore, is that once a disease enters that small population the risk of contracting it becomes higher. [--]If more people had sex with multiple partners, then the field of choices would be greater and the risk of contracting a disease actually LOWER. Now, this may seem counter-intuitive to most people, but it's apparently sound economic thinking. I'm not an economist. And it's not my theory. So don't flame me for it. If you want to understand it, read Landsburg's book. It's interesting, funny, and makes you go "ummm ... say what?" Besides ... more sex is not only safer sex ... it's way more fun!

This whole thread has " No ...HAPPY..... ENDING " lol ;)

I could say that 50% of my regular client are Jessica's regular as well :) And i only heard good thing about her so far. But you know that already since u have met her before :) I do offer nuru massage as well. hope that help a bit :D xoxox Btw: There is a lot of good Ma out there :) Here at angels/paradise and cmj as well (im sure) Just try it and discover it for yourself. If u have a bad experience, dont call that girl again :) 1 life to live and million things to try. Dont lose anymore time ahahaha take care xxx

Jane, I think you should post in whichever section you wish to use. Folks here on Cerb are cool about it, and those looking for what you offer will find you as easily. Best, toine

I thought I would try something different tonight. So I had Roast duck with roasted veggies. Last night I had pepper corn steak with roasted potatoes and veggies...