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My own lush and lavish labia are very sensitive. No teeth please, just worship and enjoy them with your soft hungry tongue... I like you to gently and tenderly lick them like soft and sweet flower petals. Just like flower petals in the warm spring morning, they will slowly start to collect divine dew droplets and become ever so moist. Then I like an alternation between having them licked and gently sucked. Spread apart my sweet lips with your fingers ever so gingerly to reveal even more special surprises for you. Spread them... as wide as you can. Lick them top to bottom and take them entirely into your warm mouth again. Soon enough, you will give some attention to what is under these sweet enticing lips too. My succulent lips will start off for you as a delightful light rosy pink... then as you arouse me and continue to lick and suck them, they will slowly engorge and grow puffy into a deep flushed cherry red colour. You continue to passionately lick and suck... The blood is rushing all around my luscious lips which offer protection and stand on guard for my sweet juicy love hole which is now begging for you... The next move is yours...

I am sure after chatting back and forth most ladies know what to expect. I see a very broad spectrum of people and ultimatly I want to make sure my guest is 100 percent happy. Often gentleman wish to give as much as they receive but even with the same person he may not feel abmitious on a certain day. That is never a problem for me. As Cristy said the guest is paying and as long as I am respected its all fine with me.

Happy Birthday ... hope you get to enjoy a bevy of beautiful cowgirls

ROMANIAAAAHHHHHHHH! SIZZLING BRUNETTES WITH SIZZLING ACCENTS WHO EAT CIGARETTES AND MEN FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm a sucker for punishment)

Worried about Bait and Switch? Well partner ya gotta check out my buddy on his horse, yes that's my good friend Cowboy.....they call him Cowboy Kenny, or CK for short ! he has a lot of info to keep ya'all in your saddle for the true ride you be lookin for! http://www.cowboysdiary.info/

This morning while I drink my coffee and read the boards here, I?m struck by how many complaints we have about the guys who take advantage of some aspect of our services and then treat us badly. There are active discussions about men who: Try to negotiate or bargain clearly-stated non-negotiable fees Try to pay less than the agreed fee after they arrive Try to get services that were not agreed on before the date Complain about our screening questions Don?t bother to take a shower, brush their teeth or trim their nails before seeing us Assume that we're likely to rob them Threaten to write bad reviews and/or aren?t believed when they write good ones Insult us, our need for safety and even our looks when we don?t give in to what they demand No one is forced to read our ads and websites, look at our photos, contact us, discuss our services with us, or meet with us. It?s all voluntary and initiated by the client. The client has needs, feelings, preferences and curiosity, but why do so many refuse to take responsibility for themselves? What they express as anger, self-righteous indignation and personal entitlement is really projected self-hatred. I want to sit these men down and say: If you don?t want to see a paid companion, don?t do it. If you decide to seek out a companion, that's your decision. What you want is not what everyone else may want. That?s usually a wonderful thing. Recognize that we?re not like cheap candy that you can buy daily. We?re more like fine dining to be enjoyed occasionally. Plan accordingly. If someone?s prices are too high for you, either wait until you can afford her, or find someone else. Meanwhile, don't blame her for your lack of funds. Recognize that she charges what the market will bear. That means that there are plenty of others who can afford to see her. Always be polite and considerate. No matter what. Even if you feel confused, disappointed or insulted, be polite. Remember that companions are human beings, just like you. We have needs, desires, dreams and things we?re worried about or afraid of, just as you do. We will protect both your health and our own. Fair is fair. If you're worried about your safety, know that she's concerned about her safety, too. No matter who or how important you are or think you are, the one who is taking the most risks is always the companion. Always. Relax.

I was just in one of the local shopping centres here in Ottawa and I was sickened to see multiple stores putting up their Christmas stocks/decorations/advertisements. When did Christmas start in the middle of November, let alone October? It's getting utterly rediculous. Not only are we encroaching on Remembrance Day, Hallowe'en has now been erased by the most "loved to hate" season of the year! C'mon men, what man has ever truely had a "Merry" Christmas? We've had tolerable ones, ok ones, even entertaining ones. Is there anyone who really wants to see actual Christmas displays in October? I for one am sick of it and I am making it a point to speak to the managers of all the stores that start this early and informing them that I won't be shopping there for the coming year. I hope you will all join me. End public rant. Slammer Posted via Mobile Device

I think Christy is right. You're the one who's paying for the experience. Personally I like the GFE experience where I please her and she pleases me...but that's what I want.

I'm just happy where I am right now ;) between two lovely women, Dorinda Bloom who is just on top of me, ( I can feel the grind and the love ) and Cristy Curves right under me ( I can feel the warmth and soothing touch behind me) now that is a great place to be :) isn't it ;)

Hello and welcome to CERB! I have been in lurker mode lately but really liked your post and thought I'd share my POV as an MP/MA! I agree with you when you say three clients is a perfectly interesting day. Lately I'm seeing 2-3 clients/day at most, and I get pretty worked up during each session! --It's not just a guy thing! And for us ladies it doesn't hurt that our clients pour the compliments on pretty heavy, while also not being able to hide their being so turned on by us ladies! -Are your female clients as vocal with their appreciation? I find there is an amazing energy exchange when it comes to erotic massage, giving someone pleasure is a huge turn-on, and each session leaves me feeling more energized! After one or two sexy sessions I am just oozing sensuality and have often remarked to that final lucky gent of the day that 'coming last has it's rewards'! If you're finding yourself with a surplus of erotic energy at the end of your day then I think you made the right choice in providing erotic massage! Have fun! Bethany Xoxox

Bagels and lox spread, lox spread and bagels. Also, pickles.

Crustless Quiche - without broccoli. Family member can't stand broccoli, so I use spinach instead.

Charity for sure would see a good portion of it. I couldn't have fun with this windfall knowing that others could use the money for far better needs. United Way, Operation Come Home, Canadian Cancer Society. Now for the fun that trip to Australia looks good as it's been on my bucketlist for some time, even better if I'm in First Class with Amelia, after I've had my fill of shrimp on the barbie and Fosters off for a long European tour hitting up the UK, Italy and Spain, if there's anything left over I'd give it to Antlerman so he could enjoy another 30 seconds of bliss :)

The crockpot is full of all the fixing for corned beef and cabbage! Hmmm can't wait.

Re: Looking for best pse in ottawa - well, Who isn't? Welcome to CERB - the Canadian Escort Recommendation Board! As per the homepage categorization of cities, please feel free to freely read through the free recommendations contributing members of the community freely post for free. For example, Ottawa has a very active section for free recommendations for you to freely review: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=125 As well, for further free ease of usage, CERB offers a section where ladies freely advertise their availability et al. which you can also review freely: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 For a lark, even try sparking up some chat in the good ol' chat room! Even meet some ladies before you get here. (See Yellow 'Chat Room' Link Above on Page for easy access) ...and you guessed it - it's free! Enjoy your travels to Ottawa, and the fine company available. Be sure to leave a recommendation if you have an experience you feel like sharing :) freely for free! ;-)

more tattoos. payed the rest of my credit car. Pay my flight to Japan.

With her permission, I did not have to look far, for a lady right here that has very stunning and alluring eyes, are own Georgiana Sweet...I could lost in her eyes all day. :)

Does paying back student loans count? ;) Well, I suppose if I have to be frivolous, I'd be on the next plane to Australia and New Zealand :D

I can't purr.....but grrrrr baby grrrrr ! Love em :)

I believe they are Ottawa's newest swingers club http://www.theclubottawa.ca Extremely lavish local. Anyone into swinging should definitely check them out.

Happy Belated Birthday Cowboy Kenny !!! The Sheriff in Cerbland walks out in the street and sees a cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, and his boots. "What is your name sir?" the sheriff asks. "Why I am Cowboy Kenny" replies the naked cowboy "It's my birthday :)" "Happy birthday.....but I am going to have to arrest you sir for indecent exposure" says the sheriff. As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around like this?" Kenny says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was at a little bar in the countryside and this pretty little red headed filly asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ...so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ' "And here I am."

Is he still alive/around here? Lol...Happy Birthday anyways Cap!

All I can hear are other gents saying "lucky bastard".

I love my mom, and cannot imagine childhood without her. But I love that I have a father too, and even though we are very different people with little common interests, I am ever grateful of his presence, wisdom, and teachings throughout my life. I'm sorry if this point is a repeat (I tried to read as much of the other comments, but there are a lot!), but think of it from the child's perspective. They are successful single parents out there, but why intentionally subject a child (or in the case of twins or more) to that? Personally, I think the potential love for whoever carries my genes far outweighs any primal urge to continue on my line. My 2 very humble pennies

Nicky Whelan

I just see them for what they are. Prostitute would be the most politically correct term to use and h----ker ( not sure if I can post the full word here??) and w----re, I really don't see as offensive. It's all in how you react or not react to these terms. My SP friends and I who are in close proximity to one another have a running joke about the part of town we live in.. We always say "Welcome to Whorleans." lol. Embrace it because if you can't live with these terms to describe what you do for a living, then how are you going to deal with everything else that gets thrown your way in this job? Yes, some of these terms can be viewed as disrespectful but they are only words regardless of what context they are used in. People will only disrespect you if you allow them to. It takes a thick skin to be in this business.

Ohhhh ya? No waiting list? Then whhhhy I am sitting here waaaaaiting! I wanna play.... mmmm PantyJob.....Mine or yours? ;) Tradesies? hehe Rrrrroar!

First off Sara, I appreciate and respect your point of view. And I certainly don't think any less of ladies who are Professional Companions:icon_wink: Sex Workers, Ho_kers, or any of the other labels used. In fact, irrespective of what label is used, you all enrich and brighten my life, providing companionship and an escape, without the strings of a relationship. I think very highly of all you ladies But some of those labels do allow "mainstream" society to marginalize ladies. Case in point, the Picton case. In large part, IMHO, the police were slow to react, was because they were investigating the deaths of prostitutes/h_okers/streetwalkers or any of the other labels used to describe ladies. They weren't investigating the deaths of someones' daughter/sister/mother etc. But irrespective of what label you use, you have this gentleman's utmost respect, both as a fellow human being and for the companionship you provide A rambling RG

My wish is more people would drop the stereotypes here and enjoy themselves. Might as well enjoy life while you can. European women have a very different attitude towards seeing male escorts...if the men can do it, why can they!!! :D

Angela of Ottawa! This very giving, kind and awsome lady has made my upcoming visit stress free! Without her, I have no idea how I was able to get back and forth to work, and would have to dish out more expenses that would have taken a big chunk of my earnings! Thank you Angela!!

CATWOMAN. The Michelle Pfeiffer version

I also love this. Awesome. Unconventional thinking makes me wet. This is unrelated, but the pic of Neil deGrasse Tyson reminded me of this amazing video... gives me goosebumps every time: Just one of his many awesome clips on youtube.

BRM, I have been keeping an eye on this thread since its beginning and to this point did not feel that I had a whole lot to contribute that has not already been said. Even now I am not sure that I will add anything new to it but I do feel that I want to add my two cents worth. On first reading, my thought was pretty immediate that this is probably not a good idea. After reading post after post and your analysis of each one I believe that my opinion has not changed. We are living in a very different world from even thirty years ago. There are many single mothers who are successfully raising their children on their own without any involvement of a male father or father figure. Of course not all situations are like that as we well know but in this situation you have explained that in your opinion this woman is capable and will make a wonderful parent. I am still a traditionalist who believes that in the ideal world a family will have a loving mother and father, both present, and both involved with the child or children. It is however not a requirement as we well know and it seems as if she has set her course to be an independent single mother, with or without you. Therefore the issue is not her wishes, nor is it the welfare of the child, but rather your own wishes, desires, goals and needs. A version of immortality is how you put it and I suppose that scientifically, as a matter of pure biology and genetics that is true. Many people have achieved their version of immortality however not through their progeny but rather through their own deeds in the course of their life. To my way of thinking as much as one would like to believe that immortality is achieved through ones children I believe that what is more important are the everlasting memories and lessons that you leave with everyone that you interact with, as demonstrated by the way that you conduct yourself in this life experience. You of course will do as you will do and I hope that whatever that decision is that it turns out to be the correct one for everyone involved both in the short term and the long.

I agree Sensual Erin ! She an awesome girl ! .

Sensual Erin Seeing that she is back make me oh so happy and I need to share it:D

I want people to be with me because they truly desire my companionship, not because I've created an environment where they don't feel safe to explore with other providers. I think the CERB community is truly beautiful in that sense. Of course when a regular patron decides to see someone else I have a little moment of "ah..." but it usually lasts no more than a couple moments. When the moment passes I move on to being happy for them and the provider in question. I think that's simply a normal human emotion... It's not the feelings themselves we should be concerned about, but rather, how we manage those feelings. In these instances 'grace' seems to be the most appropriate response. Also, I would never (ever) sabotage a reference, or engage in catty behaviour. This is about safety and solidarity amongst services providers, and for me, that's of the utmost importance.

I actually like a boy cut cheeky lace panty at the moment. I like the way the bum cheeks poke out a bit. although you can never go wrong with silky or g string

I wish to never grow up. I wish to live in a house wall to wall, floor to ceiling of vinyl records. I wish i had been apart of the 50's. I wish i could write my name in the snow while peeing..... I wish Dorritos were breakfast, and chocolate was lunch and peanutbutter on hotdogs was okay everyday, and superkid ice cream was mandatory. I wish everyone was allergic to lying. I wish for many things. But im grateful for the 'as is' life too ;) They say if you have one foot in yesterday, and another foot in tomorrow, you are just pissing all over today. ;) Happiness is NOT a step away, or a wish away, its in what we have today. Roar!

currently obsess with Osaka. Which will happen in April 2013

Poetry from a prostitute!!!! AMAZING XD Very well done Meg <3 Additional Comments: Oh and Meg has a very good point on many levels. I don't know about other SP's, but I will NEVER have an incall location EVER again because of a few "gents" who didn't understand the concept of "performance for pay". Clients that don't understand this concept can become dangerous, both physically and emotionally. When a person truly thinks they are in love they will do anything to maintain that feeling. To the point where they show up without a booking to bring me coffee, ask how I'm doing, want to take me out to dinner, or the worst experience I had.......... One dude joined a service/group to meet my son to prove to me that my kid would like him if I gave him a chance :0 So again thanks meg. Ur words were beautiful, entertaining, and SO meaningful. All of us professional ladies enjoy being a man/woman's fantasy by the hour. But we r sexual reformers and our stage is behind closed doors. The point made is an important one, perfect for all. I can see that some men prefer to not see posts like this, but cerb is a community SP's r part of that community. If the tables were turned and 15% of the ladies you payed for start calling ur home/work/disturbing your family/put pressure on you to leave ur life and come live in a hotel room for the rest of ur life with "great conversation, a deep connection, and amazing sex till the day we die".......... Wouldn't u be afraid? Wouldn't u hate how these girls ruined the life u had before you agreed to the arrangement? Just my two cents I guess. This is perfect for the newbie section......... Hell mod should make this a sticky :D And now as to not ruin the illusion......... Off I go naked on a silver unicorn galloping towards sunset where an orgy that never ends is calling to me. The sun moon and stars align from the ecstasy in the air, as the whole world cums to a climax of never ending pleasure ;)

Well, it's been far too long since I nominated a Goddess... so it seems appropriate to nominate someone I haven't seen for far too long: Jessica! Jessica was one of the first MAs I had the pleasure of seeing, and still one of the best. She's a beautiful person, inside and out. A moment, please, to reflect on this... Are you back? Good. And as an added bonus, she's willing to let things get extremely... messy, in the best possible way. I don't know who invented nuru massage, but I owe them a beer or three. Because... well, because this: Awesomeness. Very sexy awesomeness.

I can think of a couple of possible reasons for that. First, the Meg Foster photos are from a different decade and styles have changed. Second, the topic is "alluring eyes" so we're tending to select pics that have an alluring or sultry aspect to them. The smokey eye technique tends to enhance that look. Oddly enough, just before I saw cat's post I was about to post a few picks of the "cat eye" style ... Now I'm curious cat ... what other styles are there and what do you like?

Samantha, I couldn't agree more with your post/thread! I would like to add... Don't masturbate before a session with an SP, we're not ignorant... it shows and smells! We won't throw you out if you cum in 5 mins (msog, gentlemen) Cheers; Athana xxx

This would be a perfect post on that board that rhymes with cerb but starts with P. I would add: 1. I get that you don't appreciate the sensational sensations of the r&t, but don't put down or belittle the guys who do & who post their reviews. Frankly it makes you look like a cheapo jackass when you say he's an idiot for spending 180/hr for r&t instead of getting micro fs for 120/45. 2. I get that you like bbbjs, but I don't want to hear about how it is zero risk for both parties again and again when it has been confirmed by the Health Nurse that it is high risk for the sp. Let it go, and leave it alone, instead of trying to coerce the sp in a review who only does cbjs that their biz will suffer because of that. It won't. 3. Leave your two cents out of an sps ad. She paid to be there, you didn't, and posting IN her ad that you don't think she is worth the rates she is charging, or can't possibly look like her pictures, makes you a jackass. 4. Learn what to look for in an ad. Learn what to ask for when contacting the sp. If you don't do either of this, learn not to complain when you don't get everything you assumed. 5. Go to have a good time; go in with a good attitude. Sps respond better to a smile and a thank you than they do to arrogance or questions about their health or latest std checkup.