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I know that our arrangment is as such that it is me that is here for you, an escape from your world to take you to a place of excitment and fantasy. Where you dont have to think. Where we can drown in a place of pleasure in togther. Or to seek comfort when your lonely, lost, stressed. I know that given our lives we cannot always be together when you want us to be. I understand that you have responsibilities that need to be attended to. Family, work. Please understand this for me as well. We live seperate lives. It is as it should be. I know this. I will always try to be here for you when you need me. Though its not always possible. I know it frustrates you sometimes when you are unable to reach me. Its frustrating for me as well. This double life we both lead sometimes makes meeting difficult. Be patient love, it will get better, easier. Sometimes I cannot share with you the reasons that keep me from you. That is also as it should be. In this illusion we've created unless we reach a level of trust. It does not allow me to tell you when Im hurting or sad or tired or ill. You do not come to see me for those things. You come to see me for my smile, the way my eyes light up when they search your face. You come to see me to feel my lips caress yours. To feel my hands exploring your body. To feel the gentleness of my touch. To share moments of time together to laugh, to love. To explore your dreams, your fanasies. I love being able to give that to you. To share that with you. I want to always give you the best of me. Anytime we speak. any time that we share that I am yours. If there is ever a time when I cannot give you the best of me. I will not. I do not want you to see me that way. I hope you understand. Do you realise how special it is what we share. The trust it takes in the other? The unspoken promises we've made without asking? To protect each other. To keep secrets in the moments we share. To keep each other safe. I know I trust you. I have to, to be able bring you to a place that even if its not mine. Its ours for that time. I trust you to be gentle with me and not cause me pain. You trust me to keep healthy and whole. It says alot about you, and about me to be able to do that. I's amazing xo I love that every time we see each other our connection grows, our trust grows. That the more we know each other. It just gets better and better. I dont know how to end this letter to you except to say. Until we meet or are able to meet again. I will be thinking about you. Always, Jade xoxo

And that's the last I have to say on this.

This being my 69th post, it is only fitting that it be dedicated it to the sexual position by the same title... Enjoy and feel free to add more pics..

Most legitimate SPs do not accept bookings from payphones unless they already know the client or the client has called first from his home landline and then calls when he's close by because he has no cell phone. Calling from a payphone is the same thing as calling from a blocked number. You have no idea who you are dealing with and risk being stood up by someone who has your address, but you have no information about them. There is no security in simply having an email address or even cerb handle without a telephone number. I for one require a call back number which is the minimum safety screening requirements, considering I do not ask for references.

A thought... If one SP sees a 250lb guy for an hour, and another sees two 125lb guys for an hour each, haven't they both seen the same volume of guy? (Sorry. It's been a long week.)

A girl from my past has returned. After a rather tumultuous time (far longer than I wish to admit), I distanced myself from her, and we didn't talk for months afterword. Our last interaction was cordial, pleasant actually, but under no circumstance did I give her the impression that I even wanted to be simple friends. I know she's trouble, and for once I am certain without a doubt that I deserve more then her involvement in my life in any manner, I cannot shake this feeling that I'm going to let her in again. She was the first girl I would've done anything for, the one person I sacrificed so much for. I hate this feeling of being illogical.

Its simple to please a man, we just want to feel wanted. I wish to be greeted with a smile, like you are happy to see me and if you are happy to see me then show it with a kiss, not a kiss on the cheek or a 1 second kiss. Give me a kiss that makes me want more from you, use your tongue and massage mine with it, I love that. I've had a long day or I'm stressed so help me out of my clothes and touch me softly with your hands while you remove my shirt or my pants. Let me smell you when you come close to my face with yours....Ahh you smell so good.....can I help you undress?....sure I can. I might need a shower so take me there....join me if you wish, we can have fun in there. (I had this done to me before and it made me feel like a god) you wait for me with a warm towel and dry me up, or I can dry myself up too that is good, a hug at that time is very welcomed. Whatever happens next is between me and you but you already know what I like so lets do it. I did not put any description of the perfect woman because to me every women are perfect in every way as long as she takes care of her man.

Ladies: Don't settle for an ordinary experience when we can have an extraordinary one together. Just imagine yourself with me....a tall early 40's man with a beautiful dark tan, manicured and pedicured who is ready to make your fantasy a reality. DOES THIS DESCRIBE YOU? -You are a woman -You only want an experienced man -You lack intimacy at home -You believe at this moment you would enjoy time with me ALWAYS A BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCE. You will be surprised how sexy and warm I am in person Why take a chance with someone else when you can have a man that is intelligent classy and sexy? You will be happy to know my goal is to make our experience together as genuine and memorable as possible. SO WHY WAIT ANY LONGER WHEN YOU COULD BE HAVING YOUR FANTASIES FULFILLED?

Ever since I first read her early posts in May, Jade came across as a very intelligent, classy, witty, considerate, personable and sensual person. Her post entitled " The Mind, Body Connection" truly indicates what type of person she is. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=347052#post347052 I was immediatley drawn to her after reading her well-written and well-thought out posts. I visited her profile page and we became good friends on cerb. I requested her to add a few more pictures (there was only one then), and she graciously complied. We have been chatting and keeping up our correspondence by PM since then and, we talked about getting together many times. The opportunity - our first, finally arrived yesterday. As one could imagine, I was extremely excited and nervous just thinking of seeing her for the first time. She did not disappoint me, she turned out to be as gorgeous, sensual, attractive, and intelligent as I envisioned her to be. She put me at ease right away and we sat, talked, and joked for a while before she led me into the bedroom. We took it slow - or rather, she took it slow, and we spent a good 5-10 minutes immersing in passionate kisses. Her lips are soft and her skin is so smooth to touch. She is indeed very sensual, sensitive, responsive and she seems to really enjoy what she does. Needless to say, we had a wonderful time. In fact, I am inclined to think that we had a good mind body connection. Thank you, Jade, you are truly a wonderful lady! I hope to see you again soon. Jade-S is here visiting until tomorrow. So, if you wish to see her, you need to run, not walk, but watch out for the truck! lol..( our inside joke!).

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Tennis or backgammon? Will try to invent another one: lit/tle ==== top

Done with being sick, but now left with a tickly bronchitis cough. At least I'm not up all night hacking like I was all week. Damn weather changes!

Middle management. Time for a game... we have a choice! SSSSSSSSSS or nommag?

Today I am going to the farmer's market:) Have not had time yet this fall. Gonna be cold though! burrr! Will have hot coco, meander through:) Love days like this:)

I had the pleasure of meeting Jhena Grey a few weeks ago on her first trip to our city. Jhena is a CERB member out of Toronto. Her albums and website caught my eye sometime ago, and accordingly I was very pleased to see her announcement of her first trip to our Eastern Provinces. I contacted Jhena by email and we had a lovely series of email exchanges. Jhena was very interested in learning about our city and I was pleased to tell her all about it. When the day finally arrived, we met at an upscale location. I was not at all nervous which is unusual for me for a first date. That is partly because of our email conversations, but more so because Jhena is so very easy to talk to. We sat on the sofa and engaged in a lovely conversation. Jhena is a tall, full figured, voluptuous young lady, with delightful chocolate skin and long flowing black hair. I indicated a preference as to her attire and she accommodated that request nicely. Things kept getting more and more interesting as we were on the sofa, and progressed from there. I am not one to go into details, but will say that Jhena is a very giving and extremely sensual. I had a great time!. Jhena is conscientious of the service she provides and it is indeed a quality service. I felt pampered and very special. I recommend Jhena to anyone who enjoys a true GFE experience with a sophisticated companion. :icon_biggrin:

Obviously niether hobbysts nor service providers are the same. The successful match maker makes an effort to understand the hobbyst expectations, his time and financial limitations. Makes an effort to understand her SP's likes and limitations. Makes an effort to understand the competition looks, services and prices. Then the match maker puts all this together to make their business a success. It appears that the Asians are best in putting these factors together for those hobbyists that prefer Asians. Like any product price is key. For if it were not; North America would not have been flooded by successful Asian products. Having said that the match maker needs to focus on the Hobbysts desires and meets them within the hobbysts financial boundaries. One looking for a spinner for an intimate non rushed GFE encounter needs to be charged a fixed amunt within his means, not $$'s per option. One looking for a quick BJ release with a tall woman should get what he wants for fixed $$'s within his means. It is very important to understand the client and offer him exactly what he wants within a price he can afford without confusing him with options; looks; alternatives; prices; times etc .. etc ... How many times does one walk away just cauz one can't make up one's mind given too many choices ?

String theory? Trying to one make up: geMANment geMANment <---- geMANment

Having started a movie at 5pm, is midnight now and I'm not done watching it yet because of having other things to do :(

One big assumption! The frequent hobbiest have a much higher paying job. =P

I'm pretty sure that being on snow tires (rather than 4-seasons) has been the difference between staying on the road or not for me on at least a couple of occasions. Yes, having to swap them over sucks. But trashing your car sucks more.

More thrown in for discussion. Are there, on the ladies' part, assumptions about higher/lower volume hobbiest's. In other words, guys who see SP's very frequently (a few times a week for example) versus the average guy (sees SP's about once a month) versus the guy who occasionally sees a SP (maybe three-four times a year) My bet, no assumption whatsoever, by either ladies or gentlemen. And my point, really should even the question about assumptions about higher/lower volume be asked...seems like kind of a double standard to me, and unfortunate that it needs to be asked IMHO Just a thought RG

What is this? Review a retired SP week? :-?

Mmmm... and the best part is the writhing facial at the end :D I was surprised to find this is advertised a 'fetish' for some, as it seemed pretty standard fair since day one for me back East. [Face-sitting] is the term which comes to mind based on what you described. "Face-siting by any other name licks just as sweet!" -Adam (of Adam & Eve) ;-) :aol_hotkarl: <--- this is the closest emoticon I can find.

The best all season tires only make a difference in the spring/summer/fall seasons. After it gets colder then 5-7 C, there isn't much of a difference between a good all season and a bad one. At that temperature or colder, the tire hardens, and becomes quite ineffective. For all seasons, I like Michelin HydroEdge. Quite good for rain (other then rain, there isn't much of a threat on the road). They are pricier, but I've noticed a difference in rain driving. Again, and I only say this because of a close call, in the winter, it doesn't matter which all season you get, slow speed is the only thing that saved me from a particularly brutal accident.

Was just going to open a thread about this actually. Just a reminder and an fyi if anyone is interested. I've been going for the last two years, and it is humbling to say the least. I've taken immense pride that I can call myself Canadian now. And while I abhor war, I have immense respect for the individuals who selflessly act on the orders of this country. I hate whenever there is a convoy of cars going down the 401 signalling another loss, but I'm always in awe that Canadians line up on bridge after bridge for hours to pay their respect. I thank the women and men who have fought for Canada. Your bravery is inspiring. National Ceremony of Remembrance, 11 a.m. War Memorial, located at Elgin and Wellington intersections. A parade of war veterans and pipers will march from Cartier Square Drill Hall toward the War Memorial. The ceremony begins at 10:30 a.m. at the War Memorial. Wreaths will be laid by dignitaries, along with veterans and representatives of the Armed Forces, followed by a moment of silence at 11 a.m.. For other events around Ottawa

OK, I'm gonna be a bit corny and tos out a gift for most of Canada; the return of the NHL (oh stop groaning, most of you want it back too lol). Hopefully sans Gary Bettman. But on a more serious note, the chance to spoil family and friends is always my top priority at Christmas.

My number 1 priority this Christmas is to make my Mom's day as happy as possible. I lost my Father this year and she lost her Husband of 40 years. It's going to be different but we have each other. I love the time before the actual day to get together with dear friends and enjoy the entire month of December. It's a magical and happy time of year to see everyone enjoying the hustle and bustle in the malls, the lights, the tree's and hopefully snow. I've always loved this season.

Snow tires vs All-seasons is probably going to be a never ending debate and all I will do is share my experience. For many many years we used all-seasons exclusively and one winter for whatever reason we moved to a true snow tire. The difference was like night and day. The next time we changed we went to studded snow tires and the difference again was even more striking. From personal experience I am a confirmed snow tire advocate. I live in a rural area however with a lot of snowfall and icy roads and probably 95 % of my driving is on the highway. As for brand of tire I generally like Michelin but with tires this may be a place where the old adage of, "You get what you pay for," is true.

I found GR's post to be funny and my initial reaction was "not soon enough! Darwinism is dead!" As I've been following the thread, I was thinking about Darwin and the lack of natural selection now a days but wasn't going to comment as it can't be said nicely. I think I have an invisible tattoo on my forehead and my ass that reads... "Are you stupid? If so, I'm your girl!" They seem to coming at me from all directions lately... cat

forgive and forget? :) Corporate

I highly recommend 'NakedMusic presents Midnight Snack Volume One' playing from Start to Finish. (You can thank me later :P ) (sample) Natural High: As well, I see adverts nowadays for small portable speakers you simply put on your phone to amplify the sound. Keeps it simple in the new millennium. Fits in your coat pockets, and just use the mp3s on your mobi. Lots of reviews out there for which ones are best quality. Even make a YouTube playlist and play it anywhere you go with Internet access. On whatever device you or her may have. Lots of TVs can now get YouTube too. Keep it groovy! ;)

I disagree. It has nothing to do with the big head or the little head. It's all about stupid, ignorance, thoughtlessness and lack of respect. And these attributes are not gender specific.

I work in an environment that tends to be a bit of a breeding ground for viruses and the exchange of germs. So I do get the flu shot every year. The years I haven't, I tend to get the flu more often than the times I don't. Absolutely it's a crap shoot since the vaccine doesn't protect against all strains of flu. But rolling the dice doesn't seem particularly harmful, and may actually help. I did get the H1N1 vaccine the year of the big pandemic scare. And yes, I actually did get H1N1 that year. I was told when I got it that there would be a window where I wouldn't be fully protected, and yes, I got sick. I see that as dumb luck, not the result of the flu virus. At the end of the day, everyone needs to make the best choices for them. In general, healthy people have less to worry about in terms of the likelihood of getting sick, unless they are in environments where they are routinely exposed to particular diseases. Porthos

--add flushing toilet sound here-- Appears chat is down again - can't get it up past the Initialization stage. Maybe it's getting up in years and needs some Flash-agra? Look forward to Mod stimulating the chat-ogenous zone again to see how long it will stay up this time ;-) Cheers!

Here's another. I had a client booked for his second visit. He buzzed up through the intercom where I clearly gave him my apt number. He seemed to forget it when he got to my floor and asked the neighbors what apt Erin lives in. They replied with who? These are neighbors right across the hall and I'm friendly with them enough that we know each others names. He came knocking but I didn't answer. I never saw him again after the indiscretion and let him know after he went home to ask me why I didn't answer my door.

Hearing an unexpected knock at my door while I'm cooking dinner. And it's the hot single mom from downstairs. The one who always gives me "that" smile when we cross paths even though we've never shared words. She is with her kids and they are selling cookies. She looks surprised when I answer the door. I notice she's acting a little nervous and tripping over her words a little. "Is she actually flustered?" I ask myself. Surely not! But as the conversation continues it becomes apparent. She IS flustered! And blushing! Because of ME! I must admit I am now walking with a certain spring in my step which was not there before. I still got "it"!! :D

I have a dildo that I call Edward. It sparkle and will stay cold two hours if you put in the freezer. That,s the extend that I like Twilight. Twilight started 50 shades of Grey. They should have stayed as fanfiction. Not books or movies

Not picking anything here...just offering my take on this... I meet only with travelling ladies as per my location and preference unless I travel. Higher end? It would only be my opinion. It is my opinion however and experience as well that most ...not all.... ladies visit with a lower volume of clients on the road but extended hour visits. Whether it be by reputation, attraction, or repeat clients. But that is just my experience.

When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME!

In Ottawa for example, because there are so many SPs, sometimes we may post that we are available say from 9 am until 6 pm, but that does not mean we are busy the entire time. I am a low volume provider and sometimes I have to be available 12 hours in order to get 1 or 2 calls. So, I agree. Don't make assumptions.

It is not how someone looks but it is bad hygeine that's just an overall mood killer and not to mention nauseating. Basic hygeine is essential and if you expect us to be freshly showered and clean, I expect the same in return.

Looks will not cause me to turn someone away however hygiene may. Unfortunately some of us, including myself, equate good teeth with cleanliness, so rotten teeth would be a turn off to me. We all have our limits, I'm not eveyones cup of tea and not every gentleman will be mine, being honest, upfront makes it best for everyone, no need to hurt anyones feelings either. All in all a gentleman is a gentleman, wether he is short, tall, large or small, please just be clean and polite.

Firstly I can't believe you actually read the list. Aspartame? MSG? It may give you a headache, (based on anecdotal evidence), but a one time shot causing long term effects? Not happening. Another great website from conspiracy theorists and crackpots who corrupt real science. Did you notice the reference to Small pox vaccine in that list? They couldn't get an adequate sample because it is not used anymore. Why? Because the vaccine basically eradicated what was a very contagious and virulent disease. Too bad these companies didn't have your best interests in mind.

The underlying question is what is she doing keeping your phone number to begin with? Otherwise she wouldn't be able to txt you. Not good. As much as I enjoy keeping in contact, these types of conversations should only occur, if at all, through cerb pm or through another private e-mail account you have established.

Young stud, washboard abs, length and girth to make a horse jealous. He's not here but I am. Posted from my iPhone

A mature (aka older) well spoken gentlman offering a BFE Peace MG