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I swear I will someday be able to post again in the highlights thread, but........ Got a text out of the blue from a dear friend in her mid-forties today. She and her husband are the best friends you could ask for..full of life, honest, and there for their friends. Looks like it's our turn to be there for them. She took a tumble this summer and broke both bones in her right leg and has had a slow, arduous recovery, but since she's in good shape, she healed well. However, she fell because she had a dizzy spell and has had headaches for the past year. You guessed right......diagnosed with a brain tumor yesterday. I have no idea what the near future holds and they live 70 miles away. I have to go visit, but do they want company? Somehow I have to show them how much they both mean to me, but this is going to take some figuring out. Love and support without being intrusive.

I've been told often by men that I look like barbara eden.

The whole Issue is that cerb was created to get away from the negatives supported by other sites. It is not acceptable to bring another site's bs here. If a fight or act of redemption is deemed necessary, do it at the source! Airing dirty laundry in any way shape or form is not allowed here. God forbid that should change.

I have to admit.....I was super embarrassed when i first received the new $20's.... Cuz I laughed.....thinking it was a joke.....like play money. I was looking at it like wtf?! Then I remembered the other new bills (50's,100's)...... Ooopsie. Too Funny. Ish. ;)

Did you maybe think to post your post of support on this other site, instead of posting it on here where it really has nothing to do with this supposed post about her listed elsewhere

yup...right out of left field comes the antlerman with another well overdue....sillyness.... Now this should be kinda fun.... pick a new name that would work well for a CERB name......but it has to have a slogan from a commercial...in fact it has to be a product from a commercial.... Here is an example...... "Crest White Strips" Life opens up when you do........ or "Maxwell House" Good to the last drop............ hehehehehehe......

Almost everyday someone tells me I look like Kirsten Dunst.

I have an uncanny knack for saying exactly the wrong thing :(

al gore invented it....lol.

i look like the great just kidding i've never been compared to any one

Most often people have said I looked like Bruce Willies. Years ago I was told on a few occasions that I looked like Mickey Rourke from his "9 1/2 Weeks" era. And lately I had a few people mention Anderson Cooper, a chubby Anderson Cooper but that's just because of the white hair! If only I had some of the women and money to go with the resemblance!:icon_biggrin:

Phaedrus, Maybe if you post pictures of yourself in your underwear and invite your friends you might get something started. Or you may lose friends. Never seen you in your underwear, so I can't guess which is most likely.

Perhaps CERB is not the appropriate place to discuss what is happening on other boards/sites? There is a thread in the general discussion named Airing out the dirty laundry on cerb - Not permitted (Stalkers, tiffs, etc...).

I searched for a thread on this topic and surprisingly couldn't find one, and it's definitely one that (sadly) needs to be addressed. Lately, I have been hearing some appalling things from ladies I speak to: and that is, some gentlemen have been sharing information about ladies location. I am just floored that someone would think this is information to share. Where a lady works from, whether it is an apartment/condo/house/hotel, is information that should always remain private. If you see a lady in an apartment/condo, and happen to have seen another lady in the same building: it's NOT your business to tell either of them that the other lady is in the same building as they are. If you see a lady in a hotel where you've seen others: it's not your business to tell her that 'so-and-so lady' also works from that hotel. If your buddy works close to a lady, and you want to recommend her: maybe say that she's works very close...but do NOT say 'Hey she works in the building right next to you!' Many women work out of their home. This is their private life. And even if they rent a separate work apartment, or work in a hotel, it is not up to you to disclose this information to anyone, ever. Telling other people puts her safety at stake. And could put her in compromising or embarrassing situations. The ONLY way you should know where a lady works from is when she tells you herself. Please, always remember what business we are in. Discretion is the ultimate key to happy, safe, encounters. There is never a need to share someone's personal information with others. Thank you.

Good old fashioned roast beef and yorkshire pudding with baked sweet potatoes and broccoli and cauliflower in a cheese sauce ! served with a nice chilean carmenere

You just want to play with Siri I think :P

I had a problem with TELUS the entire time I was with them!

I never saw that before you said it. Now I can't stop seeing it. Except you have better teeth.

In my mind: In reality:

I'd crawl over broken glass to have a piece of Christian Bale!

I used to get these 3 all the time when I was younger but I don't look like anyone anymore since my nose job.lol. It totally changed my face. Anna Kournikova Tiffani Amber Theissen Guess who this is? lol Sarah Michell Gellar

I seem to get Bruce Willis on occasion or Billy Bob Thorton a few times too..... I don't see it but maybe I need a new mirror perhaps ....one with hair again, no wrinkles or no bags under the eyes ever ! lol

Bump, cause I feel bad for the ladies since us men have the boobies, fripple, generic that's so hot, and abs threads. So to kick start this back Cause at 60, I want to be that bad-ass

Actually, I hadn't insulted Berlin (who obviously has me blocked) yet, but she may find what I have to say now insulting. At least at this moment. She seems to me to be an intelligent young woman. I'm thinking she may one day mature to the point of being able to separate reality from wishful thinking and histrionics. Then perhaps she'll understand what I'm trying to say. It does us no service to lash out at communities that are fed up with street prostitution, shaming them and especially accusing them of being complicit in violence against streetwalkers. If you ask them how best to keep streetwalkers safe, they will tell you "get them off the streets." Don't believe me? Ask them. And I happen to agree with them. I don't see how you can make streetwalking safe. As for jumping on a high horse about nuisance, it's obvious some of our fearless activist SPs (who have decided to speak for all of us) have never worked in situations where morality was the trigger for law enforcement. In our present situation in Canada, in most places, if you're out of sight, you're out of mind. Consenting adults can pretty much do as they please in private. But I've worked places where there were cops dedicated full time to ferreting out prostitutes and their customers, no matter how they worked, simply on the basis of enforcing morality. I've worked in places where the cops would bust an SP and get her to turn on her customers, and vice versa. You want to change the laws? Be careful what you wish for. I find it interesting that no one has answered my points about how we should equate their arguments to things like drunk driving, speeding, littering, parking wherever one damned well pleases. You can say that there's always been street prostitution. The same argument goes for community complaints and the sweeps they trigger. I do worry about streetwalkers, and I don't for a minute believe anyone who puts herself on the street is going to be safer just because she can do it with impunity. Count me among those who prays these girls get busted before they get hurt, because as awful as getting busted might be, that's not the worst thing that can happen to them out there. I'll admit, there might be a better alternative to busting them, but that alternative must involve getting them off the streets. Prostitution isn't the problem. Streetwalking is the problem.

A few ladies say I look like John Malkovich...don't see it myself but I don't argue with ladies. Hence my avatar RG

I love the Buddha Bar collection. CD's in store are quite expensive (can be up to $70) so I suggest that you bye them online. Buddha Bar is the kind of music that creates the perfect ambiance for any event: dinner with friends, relaxing in the bathtub, sensual massage, meditation, etc. Additional Comments: I mean buy, not bye, haha! Silly me :tongue:

I could opt for KFC -- "Finger lickin' good!"

Going and going is Energizer bunny, I believe. Duracell is copper top. How about: Nintendo, Born to play. Additional Comments: Name might be odd but slogan works: Statefarm, you're in good hands.

Yes and no. One needs to set aside funds until there is enough for entertainment of their choice. At the end, it's about how one manages his hard earned money.

I let some negative stuff on the site when it is here to stop bait and switch and when it puts someone in danger (Like this). We DO NOT allow negative posts of people complaining of bad services, rates, etc... and we not not let NEW members post negative comments without proof (like links to stolen photos). We do not allow most negative comments because... 1) we with to stop any wrongful SLANDER 2) To stop unethical people from posting false negative info about the competition 3) Every story has TWO sides (some people are never happy, others have insane expectations, others show up dirty (bad hygiene) and even drunk then when refused service (or specific services) get mad and post crap. 4) to stop people form hurting the ladies feelings or belittle them! (This is a big one as everyone has "OFF DAYS" and everyone still needs to work and earn a income on off days. Guys will cry foul about this but it happens and it's not like your ordering a pizza or a new ipod your dealing with a real human being with real feelings and we all have bad days. No other business compares to this one and some people forget that ...and some people just like to complain. It's takes a lot more effort to write a GOOD recommendation then to post slander and negative comments so we feel the positive comments are worth 100 times more then any negative comment.

does anyone else ever feel like they want to do something that would make others think wtf mine would be go to the bar just to get them to play Luke Bryan- Take My Drunk Ass Home you may ask why this would be crazy. 1 i don't drink i've been sober a little over 3 years and 2 i haven been to a night club in 11 years almost. i think its a catchy toon

JustJack, I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but RG is a well-liked and much-respected member of CERB. If you don't appreciate his posts, that's fine; nobody's forcing you to read them. But please rest assured that snarky comments like the one you've just made will not change anyone else's opinion of RG's worth; they may well, however, change people's opinion of yours.

Joys of self-employment. 3 employees already have left for greener pastures (that's actually almost a highlight), 2 more laid off, myself and my son and one employee left.......and my son is heading out west in two weeks. Holy moly.....time to start looking for more help.

I guess I just do not agree that street prostitution in and of itself causes problems. I think that street drug use, street gangs, street alcoholics, street homeless beggars, and street drug selling causes more problems, and has more of a social impact on the neighbourhood than a couple of ladies standing on a corner waiting for a ride. I think that, if you check the links regarding SW interviews, that the SWs receive far more problems from doing it (as in having garbage thrown at them by passing cars, along with insults, and along with the occasional bad date) than the neighbourhood suffers from them being there. For the past 30 years public solicitation has been illegal and LE has had the full force of the law behind them to crack down on SWs and their clients. And yet year after year, and sting after sting, and charge after charge, they are still out there. Because it doesn't work, none of those laws 'work'. None of those laws will ever work. It's time to use a harm reduction and real alternative solution to what people perceive to be the problem with SWs and their clients. Their clients are no more or less likely to be violent or problematic than an indoor workers clients, but the indoor worker has the benefit of being in a safe place when she answers the call, she has the benefit of talking to the guy prior to being in close contact with him, and she has the privileged position of just saying no. By the time most SWs are in a position of finding even half of that out about their clients, they have already driven away with them. The public solicitation laws and the enforcement and push back of the SWs has increased their danger, and increased the illusion the public has that they are not worthy. One thing Swedish SWs say is that due to the criminalization of their clients that they face far more risks in the work than before. That is a hard line crack down approach: reduced the clients in great numbers. But the SWs are still there, now working under a lot more duress and stress and much more vulnerable, and that is the result of the crack down laws. Before the crackdown laws the ladies had time to size up a client, they don't have that option now. And keeping in mind that a major number of SWs have other issues that drive them, like mental illness or addictions. After many years of being pushed around and charged and arrested by LE, that is the last place they go to when in trouble. These ladies don't have celphones and computers, and they don't have a place to bring clients (well, there are a couple of places now set up in Vancouver that does allow that by simply not forbidding it), and car dates really are their only solution. These are not the women guys are calling up to come and do an outcall to their hotel or home, and even if they did, these women would have no means of getting there anyway. We are talking about the 20-40 dates, not 200-400 :)

I've encountered some AWFUL men with hygeine issues. One in particular didn't just smell bad, he TASTED horrible! I always do bbbj and when I went down, I litterally almost puked. Because I'm new to the biz (even more so then) I just froze because I didn't know what to say or do. Guy, when you make an appointment to see a lady, please treat it as a normal date with someone you really like. Put effort into grooming (including washing) and 99% of the time, the lady you're seeing will reward you for being so considerate. I know I would! Posted via Mobile Device

The Timmies near my place is under construction...no drive thru.

Just thought I'd chime in here with something not terribly related, but kind of. Instead of coffee, make a daily hot morning drink from water, 2 tablespoons Navitas raw cocoa and two tablespoons Navitas gelatinized Maca root powder. Let it boil for a few minutes, it gets nice and thick due to the starch in the Maca. I'll bet you'll throw away the Vitamin V ;)

I do incalls 95% of the time and I always have a shower when I arrive whether I actually need to or not - on occasion even after the SP has said it wasn't necessary. I think it serves to boost my confidence and the confidence of the SP. It also serves as an indication that I am concerned about this aspect of our encounter and I am determined to get it right.

Pizza hut has ads for a hotdog-stuffed pizza .... GRease and sodium galore.

...is... Amelia! She's a very talented MA. She's lots of fun to be with. She's sexy as hell. Her posts on here are always worth reading. What more do you want? Another pic, you want? Okay, that I can do...

I've been away for a while (very busy with work and life) and just going back through and catching up on some conversations, and this one caught my eye. I just wanted to comment that strap on play can be, I believe, either bdsm or more so-called mainstream fetish in nature. I have experienced it twice, and both in bdsm sessions. In that context, it was part of a wider scene that included the more accepted aspects of bondage, discipline and sado-masochism. It was delivered in a more forceful way and there was the exciting feel that I wasn't in control, that I was being "taken" and at the whim of the provider. In both cases there was bondage involved, which heightened that feeling. I thoroughly enjoyed those, and hope to do it again (soon!). Recently, I have been fantasizing about a different kind of strap-on play that would be much more sensual and sexual in nature. The idea of being with a beautiful, sexual woman, and all that normally involves, but for me to be the receiver of the penetration, is extremely arousing to me. That's one I haven't experienced yet, but would love to!

Well, it's been far too long since I nominated a Goddess... so it seems appropriate to nominate someone I haven't seen for far too long: Jessica! Jessica was one of the first MAs I had the pleasure of seeing, and still one of the best. She's a beautiful person, inside and out. A moment, please, to reflect on this... Are you back? Good. And as an added bonus, she's willing to let things get extremely... messy, in the best possible way. I don't know who invented nuru massage, but I owe them a beer or three. Because... well, because this: Awesomeness. Very sexy awesomeness.

And of course Gabriella Laurence

... okay it's not such a secret. I LOVE this lady. Whenever we speak, she makes me smile from ear to ear. When I see her pics, it makes my heart go pitter pat. When I met her, I KNEW that all of my thoughts about her were absolutely accurate. She is the one and only.... Dorinda Bloom http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=D&t=10304 Miss ya hun!!!! xoxox

Today's goddess, for me, is Kyra Graves, who's just attained official goddess status too on cerb. Her posts are insightful and intelligent, and she's also a beauty!! She was the very first person to post a message of greeting on my profile page, and I've always remembered that. Here are some of her recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10403&highlight=Kyra Here are links to her albums: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3230 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=2038 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=257 And here's to Kyra!

My Goddess for today is someone I've had the pleasure of meeting recently, although I'd wanted to for quite a while... Emily Rushton. Yes, she looks good enough to eat. But the real reason she's a CERB Goddess is because of the good sense she brings us; her posts are always well thought out and well worth reading. Now, if only she spent as much time posting as she does in airports... :)

Three new pics from Kyra Graves, looking awesome http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083

By a special request, I'm reposting the story that I had posted, then removed. Please enjoy this tale... again. _______________________________________________________ Pooner Diaries: Truth (originally posted 14 July 2011) I know you've been reading these stories for a while now. And by now, I imagine that you're probably wondering about me. Who I am. What it would be like to be with me in person. You want to know the truth. So you've been reading these stories, poring over every clue, every detail. Trying to put the pieces together, and to figure out who the feathered enigma behind them is. I'm going to break it to you gently. You won't find the truth in these tales. Looking for the truth on an escort review board is a search for the proverbial needle in the haystack, a pointless snipe hunt in the electronic age. For as this business is the fulfillment of fantasies, entertainment in the most intense sense, my tales are light fabrications of the sexy kind. Like my times with the ladies, my tales are meant to be enjoyed, savored, then forgotten. Till the next time. What's that you say? You're still curious? Well, perhaps I'll show you the truth sometime. You see, the truth could never be anything I could say, or anything I could do in these words here. You might glimpse a glimmer of truth in an animated discussion over coffee, unrestrained laughter as I tell a funny tale. Perhaps there will be a spark of truth in a quiet walk together down a tree-lined lane on a hot summer night as we near your home. The truth is in my fingertips on the back of your neck, my lips grazing your cheek as I move closer to whisper in your ear. The truth is in my hands stroking your hair as I gently kiss your lips, as if it were for the very first time. The truth is in our thrusts together, wild and free as we share our pleasure. The truth is in the little explosions we both have, where the world is lost to us for the briefest of moments where we are together but alone in our joy. And the truth is there when we lie together, skin cooling, our limbs twined together. The truth is there because it is when we are together I am bare to you. I will have no words to hide behind then. It is then that you see my face, hear my voice first hand. You'll see me naked. Not just because we are skin to skin, but also because you've looked into my eyes and peered into my soul. It is there that you'll find the truth you seek, and who I really am. And like art, you won't know what the truth is, but you'll know it when you see it. And I know you'll find it.