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Good afternoon fellow Cerbites, Some of you may have noticed that I have not been very active, both in the forums or advertising for playdates. For the last year I have been suffering from a misbehaving back involving several disks and vertebrae. They figure this was probably something I did when I was younger. Like falling out of trees etc Anyway, I was hospitalized for over a month this summer. I cant remember the dates but I do know that I went in when it was being a crispy summer and came out to a lush green one. When I had to start cutting out activities that I enjoy (BDSM (too painful) and Golden Showers (the medications I'm on)), it became evident that if I cant give my all, I should pay attention to my health. Saying that, it is best that at this point I take a hiatus from all the fun, and focus on my health and getting better. I have already surprised them with the fact that my inner core muscle is a lot stronger than they thought it should be. I wasn't about to tell them why (sex strengthens the muscles in your mid section quite adequately), but I had a little smile on my face. Unfortunately for the time being I am going to be one horny woman, hopefully distracted with working hard at getting better so when I return I will be the "new and improved" Chanel. Complete with new pics, new toys and sexy new outfits. I am looking forward to that day, as I will miss you all terribly. So this is not goodbye, but just a "see you soon". Chanel

Although previously mentioned, there are no pics of her in this thread ... Now there is ;) This one is my favorites...but there are many, many other gorgeous pics of her in her albums, this album is my favorite : http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5507

I might have griped about this before but wtf, people that spend 5 mins covering over their dogs poo with rocks or leaves when it would take seconds to bend over and pick it up in a poo bag!

There are 4 types of lovers, the positive one that screams out "Yes Yes Yes" all the time. Then you have the Negative one that screams "No No Oh No" all the time. Now there is the religious type that screams "Oh my god, Oh my god" And finally the faking type "Oh Lee Richard, Oh Lee Richard". Ok! the last one was a joke.lol

By making it less male centric, and doing this! http://scanlime.org/2012/11/hacking-my-vagina/ Hell, this was the most fun I had reading an article about any engineering process and I'm a dude. And this woman has done something I think could be quite revolutionary in terms of the design, and implementation of toys; reactive instead of mechanical.

Tell her that you're quite happy to stick to just getting dances from her, but in return she has to promise not to ever get dances from any other guys in the club. That seems fair to me :) Failing that... yes, you may just have to tell her to stop being so damn possessive. Realistically, she has a choice between getting dances from you sometimes, and getting dances from you never. If she stops to think for a moment, the sensible choice is obvious.

Bridgette, I only had eyes for you. :) Oh, and the new redhead barmaid...

Having spent a year living in St. John's I was very blessed to see some amazing ladies ... both local, and also the wonderful women that toured St. John's. Since moving back to southern Ontario, I've found that I've been a bit away from the tour route that many of my favorites tend to follow. I must say I've been missing them a great deal. The first lady I saw in St. John's, and who really "reintroduced" me to the hobby, was Emily Rushton. This is a woman who epitomizes the term goddess. She is stunningly beautiful and a genuinely wonderful person. Bright, smart, engaging, and, of course, oh so sensual. The image of Emily, waiting for me on the bed dressed in lingerie that deserves a place in the sensual lingerie thread, is something impressed on my memory forever. Emily has been mentioned many times in this thread, which to my mind, just confirms her status as a wonderful CERB goddess. She has many gorgeous pictures in her albums. But this one I find particularly beautiful.

How has Cerb changed my life? That is an interesting question and in fact one a question that I ponder over on a very regular basis. I really cannot say that it has changed my life, however it has become an important part of my life over the past couple of years. I will be very shortly leaving Cerb behind, for a while, and at that point I may better be able to answer the question. What Cerb has brought me is a way of meeting women that is totally opposite to what one comes across in everyday life. Here when I meet a woman a sexual encounter is virtually guaranteed and the social/personal aspect is something that perhaps may develop. In my other world when one meets a woman one knows that a social/personal encounter is virtually guaranteed and that a sexual aspect is something that may develop. Two polar opposites. It is a lot easier in the Cerb world because I am so much more confident with my social skills than with my seduction skills!!! Has it changed my life? I think the answer has to be a yes because anything to which I have devoted as much time to as this has to have an affect on my life. It has a filled a void and whether that void will be filled outside of Cerb is yet to be determined, but truthfully, I think not. I know that I have met women that have accepted me exactly for who I am. I believe that for the most part the interactions have been honest and without judgement and I ever so much appreciate being a part of a world that does not require the games that are normally played in traditional relationships. It is very refreshing. Some of the women that I have met have helped me in more ways than probably some of them realize. Two years ago being a part of this world would have been the furthest thing from my mind and it was a world that I truly did not even know existed. What I thought that I knew about this lifestyle was shattered with the first woman that I met and I am still learning a great deal about this world and about myself as I navigate my way. The story is not yet done.

Hi. I wanted to start this thread to tell people how Cerb has changed or affected my life and to hear other Member's stories also. I first came across cerb over two years ago. I began just be reading the faq's and stories and posting's of all the cerb members. It became a daily habit as there are a lot of interesting postings and wonder stories by the members. A lot of interesting readings and getting to know the wonderful women of cerb's by reading their smart, witty and funny ad's and postings. After about 6 month's of lurking I decided to meet my first SP. Still it took several of weeks of research and reading recommendations before I decided on my first SP. I am normally a shy guy with limited experience as I have been married for a while and have not been with a different woman for a long time. My first SP was wonderful and kind and took control when i told her that she was my first SP. It was a wonderful experience that got my hooked on hobbying. I saw a few more times then met my second SP, who I became friends with and have seen her many times also, and continue to whenever she visits Ottawa, since then I have had many new and wonderful experiences with MA's and a few more SP's that I have repeated with. All of my experiences have made me a more confident man, and have encouraged to me to look after myself more. It has given me the motivation to improve my health and my fitness. At this point in time I am in the best shape of my life and still improving. I have recently spent most of my nights on Chat now, meeting and chatting new friends in the chat rooms. and having fun. I continue to meet new women sometimes, but usually repeat with a few regulars now. I have been told that they have seen a big improvement in my confidence since they first met me. It must be spending all this time with sexy beautiful naked women. I am interested in meeting the women that post interesting comments and also the new friends that I have met on in the chat room's. I am constantly in awe at the way these women treat me. And am thankful that they treat me with kindness and loving ways. I am experiencing things that I would never have dreamed off in my younger days. Spending time with these awesome women are the stuff that dreams are made off. So again a toast to the wonderful women of Cerb. Thanks to the women I have met for the wonderful times that we have spent. And I hope to spend some time with some of the women of cerb that i have not met in the new year coming. Cerb has become a part of my life now. and has become a daily routine to read the post and chat with old friends and make new ones. Let's here some of your stories now :)

It has been a while since her last nomination. But the young, beautiful, sexy, adorable princess in the name of Peachy has continued to be a part of cerb and a very valuable contributing member. Personally, she has the biggest impact in my hobbying experience, and I could say, she's one of the most influential persons in my life. And for that, I cannot thank her enough. So, my Cerb goddess of the day nomination goes to the well-deserved -- Peachy. Here is the lovely princess or goddess - [/url] And here -

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My favourite company, Pleasure State, released this new camisole available at Lilac Lingerie in Ottawa. Gorgeous!

My friend who was just diagnosed with a brain tumor stopped in home yesterday with her hubby and daughter........so effing good to give her a tight hug. She's in Halifax tonight to prepare for meeting with specialists tomorrow to find out what's what. She's so very upbeat........pissed off and ready to do battle. Her motto is "let's get it on". She has so many friends that if the power of positive thinking is real, she'll win. I do hope for the very best outcome.

I did think this was going to be about real or fake boobs or asses even.:confused:

Tiffany is a new lady at Paradise so I wanted to try her. Missed the duo opportunity with Crystal. :( ...but :) she knew what she was doing and is a natural. I dont think she has worked doing massage before, but you could not tell as she is as good as some of the greats. First I was struck by how cute she is. Next it took about a second to be comfortable. She has it together and you feel relaxed right away. Then the massage... I was surprised how quick we got into it. She enjoys it and it shows...a huge plus. Enjoy guys another star at Paradise.

I've been looking for someone tonight around 9pm..in call...half and hour...no SPs seem available...anyone?

I think explorer96 should change his name to avoid confusion.

I have been around long enough to have seen the many conflicts between Israel and its Arab neighbors. I tuned in regularly over the last week to observe the latest threats and each time shook my head with the futility of the military action from both sides. There surely must come a time when reality actually sinks in and for Israel to understand that a Palestinian state is a must and at the same time for the Palestinians to accept the existence of Israel as a neighboring state. Does that not sound simple? In the aftermath of the Arab spring and with new powers and leaders in the middle east perhaps a new initiative is in the works. One can only hope so. The ceasefire that is now in place is hopefully only the starting point. If there were a Christmas gift that I would ask for it would be for these two sides to sit and to talk and to negotiate in good faith in order to make that region a viable and peaceful area. Is it truly possible?

I would like to nominate the delightful AmeliaMA--for her brilliance, wit, and gorgeous sexy ass ;) Check her out here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=59857

Like most men, my orgasms cover the entire range of intensities from meh to near loss of consciousness. However, I have never been able to get a handle on what contributes consistently. I think there are just too many variables. As a result I just do what feels right in the moment. This is not a problem; I tend to be just as interested in the sensations along the way as in reaching the goal. I have had many satisfying sexual experiences which did not result in orgasm. I know I am not alone in this but for me it isn't the destination, it's the journey.

once the kids came along (and that will be 31 years ago in 22 days) it has always been a real tree ... I love the smell ... and don't mind the extra work it takes

Good informative post Sophia :) Also, men should ask themselves: Do you really want to have an sp whom never says no to this request, perform a bbbj on you? IMO, 97% of hobbiests, even the ones who desire this service, would probably most likely be turned off by that.

Lol there are so many immature dancers like that ! If they were confident like me , they would let them try out other girls knowing that they would come back ;P or even better , bring one in for a duo =) Variety is always good ! Jealousy just makes a dancer ugly !

The cat likes real, the dog likes both. I always have a mess, so why not injoy the smell of real tree.

Naked man mounts statue in central London Arrested by police after straddling 19th century statue of Duke of Cambridge for three hours A naked man clambered atop a large equestrian statue in the heart of London's Whitehall government district Friday, striking a variety of precarious poses before being coaxed down by police nearly three hours later. London police said that the man, believed to be in his thirties or forties, first climbed atop the massive bronze statue of the 19th-century Duke of Cambridge around noon. He climbed up and down the statue in the late autumn chill, at one point balancing himself on the duke's head. The man eventually came down after police and emergency services cordoned off the area, which is home to several government buildings including the prime minister's official residence. Scotland Yard said the man was detained under Britain's Mental Health Act. --------------- Bonus vid of naked guy on statue: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PMV3DOuVgfo

It hasn't probably changed my life, although for sure I feel very enriched by the friendship and companionship of people in this community. I would say that finding this community of like minded people has certainly made me feel much more comfortable and happy with the choices I've made. Porthos

I was told I looked like a Young Frankenstein.

The study results are not surprising for me and neither are the comments. Women who are empowered and happy scare the bejezus out of those that aren't... cat

Most mornings it is just coffee. lunch is usually my first meal of the day. Sometime I'll have a bowl of cereal, but this morning I had an English Muffin, with butter and some nice locally produced honey.

I am a huge weekend brunch fan, and love to get fancy! Today, I cooked with a friend and made a spicy garlic potato hash with mushrooms and onions, topped with grated aged cheddar, sun-dried tomato chutney, and two poached eggs. Coffee on the side :). Mmmmm!

Headsets always make me think the person is talking to themself. Even when I realize it's a headset, I still think, I bet they're just pretending to use the headset so that no one thinks they're talking to themself.

Eggs Benny with a side of peameal bacon mmm so good, also coffe followed by a glass of water

This is true. I know quite a few dancers who are very possessive about their regulars, and get angry when they so much as talk to other dancers. Given how this dancer is acting towards you now, I wouldn't be surprised if things took a catty turn if you started seeing other dancers in that club in lieu of spending money on her as you usually do. That said, it's your money and you have the right to spend it however you please, so don't feel like you owe her anything just because you've visited her in the past. It's not like she exclusively dances for you, so you aren't obligated to get dances exclusively from her. You could certainly go the route of being direct: next time you're at the club and are interested in getting dances from someone other than her but she approaches you, tell her you're happy to see her but are waiting on someone else this time. Be prepared for her to not take this well, but it's not like she is going to get violent or have you thrown out, so the worst that'll happen is that she'll make a few bitchy comments and shoot death glares your way during the rest of your time in the club. Otherwise, short of switching clubs - which would be a shame if you like this club because of its location or roster of girls - you could just pick a different day or time to visit. I imagine you know this dancer's schedule, so by avoiding when she works, you could avoid a messy situation. There's still the chance that you'll run into her anyway, but that's sort of inevitable if you keep going to this club. I hope this works out for you and you can keep visiting this club and seeing a variety of girls without any drama though!

Ridiculous-I've heard this before, alot of men and women have this attitude. My rebuttal- Real women don't screw assholes!!Peoples attitudes have to change and realize the people in this profession and the profession itself are deserving of respect, safety, laws that protect it/us, and the stopping of the condescending attitudes it's place in society. It's/we are here to stay!

Real for sure. A great family tradition to go get the tree and most often we cut our own. I get to put on the lights and then the kids carefully place each ornament after discussing where it came from and when and then carefully place them in just that perfect spot. Hot rum for me, rum and egg nog for them and it is an all day affair. :)

CERB introduced me to a lifestyle which has enriched my life. Prior to partaking in this lifestyle, I too had the stereotypes of escorts. Thank God for CERB where everyone can participate in a environment which is positive and has mutual respect for both ladies and gentlemen. And most everyone in this community, be it lady or gentleman is a lady or gentleman...a far cry from the stereotypes mainstream society would have of us. My participation in this lifestyle, well it has allowed me the human female companionship we all crave, without the strings and drama of a conventional relationship. Even though there isn't the strings and drama of a conventional relationship in this lifestyle, I have met some ladies I consider friends. Not to mention, back in my dating days, sexually I was pretty conventional, you might say vanilla. But I just was just introduced to something unconventional you might say, but very pleasurable with two ladies (and friends) I certainly would never have done anything outside conventional sexual companionship if I was still dating, but in this lifestyle, well activities not considered the norm, well in this lifestyle can be practiced in a safe and judgement free environment, if that makes sense. Finally, to CERB, the Mod and Town Council, thank you for the community you provide all of us. And to the ladies I have met, and will meet, thank you for the companionship you have provided me. And to someguy, thanks for starting this thread A long winded rambling RG

Kim K or Snooki

Saturday Cy Cy 9-9 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Crystal 9-4 aka "Crystal" Chrissy 9-9 aka "cowgirlup" Nicky 9-9 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Cassie 3:30-9 aka "Sassie Cassie" Sunday Nicky 10-9 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Tiffany 10-9 NEW aka "TiffanyXXXOOO" Chrissy 10-9 aka "cowgirlup" Alyssa 10-4 NEW aka "Alyssa Staxxx" Hannah 3:30-9 aka "Hannahxo" Monday Summer 9-4 Hannah 9-9 aka "Hannahxo Nicky 9-4 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Crystal 9-4 aka "Crystal" Jade 3:30-9 aka "Jadexo" Cassie 3:30-9 aka "Sassie Cassie" Cy Cy 3:30-9 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Tuesday Summer 9-4 Hannah 9-4 aka "Hannahxo" Jade 9-4 aka "Jadexo" Crystal 9-4 aka "Crystal" Cassie 3:30-9 aka "Sassie Cassie" Cy Cy 3:30-9 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Nicky 3:30-9 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Jamie 3:30-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Wednesday Summer 9-4 Hannah 9-4 aka "Hannahxo" Cy Cy 9-4 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Jordyn 9-4 aka "Jordynk" Chrissy 3:30-11 aka "cowgirlup" Cassie 3:30-11 aka "Sassie Cassie" Jamie 3:30-11 aka "Jamie-xo" Jade 3:30-11 aka "Jadexo" Thursday Jade 9-7:30 aka "Jadexo" Jordyn 9-4 aka "Jordynk" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" Cy Cy 3:30-11 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Chrissy 3:30-11 aka "cowgirlup" Melody 7-11 aka "Melody" Friday Nicky 9-4 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Crystal 9-5:30 aka "Crystal" Jade 9-4 aka "Jadexo" Chrissy 9-7:30 aka "cowgirlup" Cy Cy 3:30-11 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Jenna 5-11 aka "Jenna69" Cassie 3:30-11 aka "Sassie Cassie" Melody 7-11 aka "Melody" Saturday Cy Cy 9-9 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Nicky 9-9 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Crystal 9-4 aka "Crystal" Jamie 9-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Jade 3:30-9 aka "Jadexo" Sunday Cy Cy 10-4 NEW aka "Cy Cy" Nicky 10-9 NEW aka "Nicky in Paradise" Jamie 10-9 aka "Jamie-xo" Cassie 10-9 aka "Sassie Cassie" Hannah 3:30-9 aka "Hannahxo"

I have been told quite often that I resemble Peter Mansbridge. Perhaps I can see that a bit.

Georgiana Sweet! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=65585 I finally had the chance to meet her this past Monday for breakfast during my trip to Ottawa and damn...why did I wait this long? (right I moved...)She is beautiful,has amazing boobs, witty ,intelligent,passionate and have awesome boobs ( I swear I wasn't staring at them...go with that) Can't wait to see you again Gia!

For me the older the better! I personally share a better connection and chemistry with mature gentlemen. The special moments that I share with them are usually rich of intelligent conversations and I feed myself of their personal life stories, experience and knowledge. I appreciate their wisdom, their beautiful manners and their serenity. Not to mention that they know how to spoil a woman in the boudoir, hihi!

Never! Why should a man ever think he is too old? You are NEVER too old for orgasms. As long as you can still keep yourself clean, and get it up (or if you can't even get it up, as long as you enjoy the touch of a woman), then we are here for you. I have had clients as young as 20, and as old as 80. And I've enjoyed my time with each and every one of them.

There shouldn't be any age limit. But people, both SPs and clients, need to be honest. Guys are perhaps looking for a certain age range for a reason. Unlike other jobs where you can't discriminate on age, you are looking for a certain service. Whether you like blondes, redheads, tall short, younger or more mature, we are seeking fantasies and the type of lady we seek are part of that. So it's fair to ask a "general" age range. We don't necessarily need precise. Same for the SPs. If a younger SP does not feel comfortable providing service to someone her parents age range or the reverse, a mature provider not wanting to deal with someone younger than her kids, her wishes should be respected. And neither Clients or SPs should feel upset for being refused based on this. There are others out that that are a better fit.

Greetings, I'm moving from my location end of next week and am offering a few special discounts as the boxes are stacking up and sadly wrapping up my cozy location. I'm now offering a 30 and 40 minute special before I go, until early next week. About me: I'm a privately located and independent sensual masseuse. As my guest, I will generously pamper you with my full attention and with my warmest welcome. I take pride in offering a fun, but relaxing sensual indulgence. I will tease your sensitivities and renew your spirit as we playfully move along. The rest we privately fill out the blanks as this reservation is only for two. Care to join me? I look forward to learning more about you. Please pm for additional details. Erin xoxo

...reminds me of an episode of 'Everybody loves Raymond'... You mean something like this...

You can now add a WELCOME message to your profile (Ladies can use this to better describe themselves) GO TO YOUR USERCP http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/profile.php?do=editprofile Scroll down to "Additional Information" Enter text in the Profile Welcome Message (Up to 2500 characters) Enjoy! P.S. I did mine: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=1

Another Goddess for today. I'd like to propose the lovely, sweet, and oh so sexy Penelope Davis. As we all know, Penelope hasn't been as active on the board over the last few months as she has been busy attending to other things. I'm sure others would agree, she has been missed. I certainly know I've missed her. So to Ms. Penelope ... a lovely creature of the angels. She's in our hearts and thoughts, and I know we're all sending her our very best wishes.

Time for another goddess! Today... Georgiana! If you haven't met her, you can probably tell from her posts here how intelligent she is, and from her pics you can tell that she looks damn good in her underwear :) But she's also a lovely person, and a huge amount of fun to spend time with. Also, she's a very talented web designer. Her own site is lovely... but she's put together some fantastic websites for other CERB ladies, too.