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I couldn't help but notice that someone hasn't been mentioned on this thread for far too long. That someone is, of course, the inimitable SMQ! I'm sure this board would be much the poorer without her unique brand of spectacular lunacy (of which I thoroughly approve, if that's of any relevance) and her ability to cut the crap and say what she thinks in her own remarkable style. So, a big tip o' the hat to our resident sexual superhero, and more power to your elbow, and all of that. But no, I'm still not going to dunk my balls in Neet. Sorry.

Contact the SP who you are interested in and talk to them about what their process is.

My mum (age 73) has cancer. She had a mastectomy in October and will be starting radiation treatment this week. Even though we have never been close, I am worried for her. I call her every week to see how she is doing and let her know that I do care.

My friend with the brain tumor..........they have now decided they can operate after first telling her it was inoperable due to location. Friday is D-day and optimism abounds. All day surgery and then 3 days recovery in ICU. Life could be a lot worse.

hmmm I am not sure, But I would say in between normal and large.. :) very perky and sensitive to estimulation :) What do u think? two different angles to help u decide!

Looking forward to a travel day and having every flight delayed or cancelled, then being put on 4 planes to get where I need to go...WTF...Not a happy camper - as well having to deal with a Bitch of a flight attendant...

What's fun is being with someone who is usually very vocal and be in a place where you have to be extremely quiet. (close neighbors, public, shared room...) Seeing the scream on their lips not being able to let it out...

Any nominations for a dancer hall of fame? My two inductees are Diomand and Maude

I like to be pretty vocal. Toes curl, body arches, legs dance. Pretty fucking funny when I think about it. Are you a silent or a vocal?

I had the pleasure of meeting Cy Cy at Paradise recently. She's a new arrival there, and I'm sure she'll be popular (on the off-chance that she isn't already). Where to start? You can see what she looks like from her pics, although they don't really show you what good shape she's in and they definitely don't show you what a lovely smile she has. Or how much fun she is to be with. She gives a really good massage for those of you who think that's important. And she also geve me the pleasure of returning the favour... which was lots of fun. But that wasn't nearly as much fun as what happened afterwards, which left me somewhat weak at the knees. Definitely an awesome time, and I'll be back for sure!

While Maude does put on an eye catching show, nothing beats the seduction and sexy grinds of our dear Bridgette :)

Why not start a hall of fame thread !

Boobs without nipples would be pointless. Just saying.

Pretty minor but a great hair day doesn't come along very often!

I am not always in a position to speak on the phone and therefore I include in my ads the fact that first contact must be made via text or email. I am just trying to be discreet! Well, I received a text from someone who called saying that he will eliminate my number since I won't take a call. Jeeze, perhaps you could just ask "when is a good time to call?"

good morning gents, ------I am located at 65 bentley ave today------ my name is crystal, i am 5'9 brunette blue eyed bombshell I specialize in sensual relaxation massage nude, body slides and a finish that will blow your mind so come, melt in my hands i am avaliable 10-530 today start your week off right, with this sexy delight. SPECIALS THIS WEEK. and MY specials for inroom donation 20 dollars off all week------ Make sure to say you saw this ad for the special to apply ------ west end location , 5 star service, clean upscale spa

My Christmas wish is for my friend with the brain tumor to come through surgery Friday with a positive outcome. Anything else this season would be a bonus.

My unrealistic wish-to have my dad back my realistic wish-that I get away safely, no major storms, to visit with family and friends.:icon_biggrin:

Good afternoon fellow Cerbites, Some of you may have noticed that I have not been very active, both in the forums or advertising for playdates. For the last year I have been suffering from a misbehaving back involving several disks and vertebrae. They figure this was probably something I did when I was younger. Like falling out of trees etc Anyway, I was hospitalized for over a month this summer. I cant remember the dates but I do know that I went in when it was being a crispy summer and came out to a lush green one. When I had to start cutting out activities that I enjoy (BDSM (too painful) and Golden Showers (the medications I'm on)), it became evident that if I cant give my all, I should pay attention to my health. Saying that, it is best that at this point I take a hiatus from all the fun, and focus on my health and getting better. I have already surprised them with the fact that my inner core muscle is a lot stronger than they thought it should be. I wasn't about to tell them why (sex strengthens the muscles in your mid section quite adequately), but I had a little smile on my face. Unfortunately for the time being I am going to be one horny woman, hopefully distracted with working hard at getting better so when I return I will be the "new and improved" Chanel. Complete with new pics, new toys and sexy new outfits. I am looking forward to that day, as I will miss you all terribly. So this is not goodbye, but just a "see you soon". Chanel

Got a new pair of Doc Martin boots. I wore it a few times and I think I have a little blister on my left heel.

I had had the greatest pleasure and privilege of seeing the adorable Peachy many times before. Recently, I had another extra special encounter with this lovely goddess once again. Knowing that one to even three hours is not long enough with this sweetheart based on previous experiences, I booked her for an extended period this time -- an outcall 12-hr daytime stayover instead of an overnight encounter. This encounter was very special, a first and a dream came true for me! In fact, I experienced many "first's" during this meeting, but I won't go into the details since these are special moments for me to cherish and, I will leave what happened between us as it is, between us as I have too much respect for Peachy. This day-time encounter was an incredible experience and extremely enjoyable as we are not into night-time bar or SC scene. Because we are both also very active or athletic, the daylight allowed us to get physical not only in bed but also in my gym doing some exciting and exhaustive training (beating each other up - as Peachy claimed! lol). At the end of an active and physical day, we took a long, erotic and calming soak in the spa to soothe our muscles - that was heavenly! The long kisses, embraces, caressing and touching that followed in the water were sensual and unforgettable. We got hot pretty quickly - both inside and outside! This special time spent with Peachy provided me an opportunity to understand this very special young lady much better and profoundly. The more I know and understand her, the more I admire and adore her.

Shhhhhhh! You're all being sooooo loud! Im putting my hand over your mouths now! hehe just kiddddding...... louder louder louder!! Rrrrrrrrrroar!!! ;)

I'm sorry you've been put in such a lame situation where being direct only makes things worse. In an ideal club, all of the dancers would be happy about customers spreading the wealth, so to speak.

the law is the law is the law the rules are clear and while the judge did say that in his opinion the punishment was too severe, he had to apply the rules if Mayor Ford was not involved in other court cases (like being sued for libel) and had not shown a consistent disregard for the rules over the last two years, I might feel different, but as it is, I believe he deserves what he got

I'm a French swearer

Saw Yumi a few days ago. Pictures are "real", She looked a little thinner but that could be the camera angle. But not overly thin. She was just as beautiful as her pictures, if not more so. Model material maybe. Answered all my questions via text, quick response, booked in morning, showed up later in the day. Nice modern, neat and very clean. It was really easy and most of all very reliable. (I have had a streak of bad luck in this area with other sps lately) :( She was energetic and very polite. English was not perfect but had no problems. Age was as advertised, to me. She is tall, not 5'7 as per her ad. I would say closer to 5'10 or 5'11 which made for some great standing-room only fun. Her ass is to die for. 34D as advertised I think were enhanced, but I am not 100% sure. They were perfect. Bbbj, digits, LFK, Mpos., bls and hugs. I never requested Daty or MSOG. Before and after shower was a really nice touch. I will repeat.

A lace teddy :boobies: from La Vie En Rose and condoms and a phone card from shoppers drug mart :) All part of my business plan :) I love that I live so close to a mall ;)

As others have said, you shouldn't get this at a spa (which isn't the same as won't) and it definitely won't be discussed here, as it's still technically illegal according to the licenses the spas have. And yes, your best bet is to see a SP who also does massage. Cleo was a MA for a while and is now a SP, so she might be worth asking.

This is true. I know quite a few dancers who are very possessive about their regulars, and get angry when they so much as talk to other dancers. Given how this dancer is acting towards you now, I wouldn't be surprised if things took a catty turn if you started seeing other dancers in that club in lieu of spending money on her as you usually do. That said, it's your money and you have the right to spend it however you please, so don't feel like you owe her anything just because you've visited her in the past. It's not like she exclusively dances for you, so you aren't obligated to get dances exclusively from her. You could certainly go the route of being direct: next time you're at the club and are interested in getting dances from someone other than her but she approaches you, tell her you're happy to see her but are waiting on someone else this time. Be prepared for her to not take this well, but it's not like she is going to get violent or have you thrown out, so the worst that'll happen is that she'll make a few bitchy comments and shoot death glares your way during the rest of your time in the club. Otherwise, short of switching clubs - which would be a shame if you like this club because of its location or roster of girls - you could just pick a different day or time to visit. I imagine you know this dancer's schedule, so by avoiding when she works, you could avoid a messy situation. There's still the chance that you'll run into her anyway, but that's sort of inevitable if you keep going to this club. I hope this works out for you and you can keep visiting this club and seeing a variety of girls without any drama though!

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