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Because in life there are more important things than money... In this lifestyle, safety is always priority number one for most of us. Jumping through hoops? lol How difficult can it be to say "I saw xxx a while ago. Here is her contact information"? Sounds pretty easy to me.

First is more an inconvenience I guess. Mom's surgeon has a pre-op appointment scheduled for her next week. Had plans that I had to cancel, in order to take her to the appointment. More disappointed than anything, but sh--t happens. Second, more serious, dad fell last week. When they took him to the hospital they discovered he has pneumonia. He thought his weakness was from the leukemia. Kicker is, untill the pneumonia is beat, they can't begin chemo to battle the leukemia. Cancer being what it is, the sooner you treat it, the better. Turned into a pretty lousy day today, you could say it sucks RG

kick her to the curb??? ridiculous hoops??? I'm sure statements like that raise warning flags with the ladies. Likely it's guys like you that are the reason ladies require verification and references. Ladies are deserving of respect, and I certainly do not see any respect for the ladies coming from you with that post. You could say you chose not to see ladies requiring references without bashing those ladies who do require them RG

Awkward: While fixing your dad's computer you find he has mostly porn in his favorites Really awkward: Finding he has a cerb account. OMG I wish I could forget awkward: Finding he has met some of the same ladies as you. Additional Comments: Ha, Ha. I think I have to point out, this did NOT happen to me. Something similar (different website) happened to a guy I knew in Toronto. All names were omitted to protect the innocent. :D

Welcome to CERB Gary - you are in the right spot! As for your questions, there are virtually Tons of threads here for you to read on All those matters. (ex. on: Age; Grooming; Indie vs Agency; 1st Timers; you name it.) Have you read Any/All the Sticky Threads in this Newbie Section yet?? Just take your time and go through all the very informative Newbie and Topic Specific threads to learn as much you can. THEN, if you have unanswered questions beyond hobbying 101, start a thread asking specific, informed questions. You obviously know how to join CERB and get to the Newbie section - so enjoy! --clicky clicky-- Read Read. So simple! Help yourself to help others to help you. ...but it's hard for others to help when one doesn't help themselves (this place is a buffet - just start digesting), or know you yet. As well, if you wanted to quickly talk to people about such introductory stuff - go to the chat room. (Technology this millennium is just awesome!) Many beautiful SPs pleasantly spend time there chatting and are more than happy to answer such questions from polite, respectful gentlemen. Get to know the community and be an active participate and you will find people are more than helpful (...but most people just don't have time to sit around and regurgitate to every new member asking questions the answers which have already been provided on this board, and for which anyone can go get themselves. People would be here all day cutting and pasting the same info. over and over and over and over again for no real reason.) So - If you don't want to mess up - then start studying! :-) We look forward to your years of recos :D PS: As many of us older guys already know: You will mess-up, but that's part of living and learning. Enjoy it! ;-)

Reminds me of a Lenny Bruce routine (dating myself here). A revised add might look like this. "If you your want Blah blah-ed then call me, cause I'm an expert Blah blaher. I'll blah your blahs, while blahing your blah. I might even stick my blah in your blah. Afterwards, if your up to it, we can blah some more or even blah in the shower. Truth is I love blahing and I love to blah. So come on over and I'll blah your mind while I blah your blah."

Coming home to find some poophead ate the slice of pizza I set aside for a midnight snack. And his explanation is, he's a dog, that's what dogs do, and it's my fault for leaving it out on the counter where he could get it. And then he wants kisses and has pepperoni breath. That should have been MY pepperoni breath!

She's doing her self a HUGE disservice using fake pics, even if they are close. You should convince her to use real pics, if she close to what the fakes depict, then her real pics will only help improve business and trust from her potential customer base.

Had another great afternoon with Clair she's stunning and a sexy dancer. Plus she is very well informed with current events that concerns Toronto. Her c.r. dances are verrrrrrrry hot treat her well guys and she will treat you like a king. I also saw Mina for the fist time. she's an exiting and beautiful dancer I definitely will be back for some more dances. Enjoy these girls

A PM, a txt msg and a phone call, with this easy to talk to young lady, was all it took to set up a quick appointment. Cary showed up on time. She looked like a typical college student who takes care of looking cute and and sexy. She was wearing super short tight jeans and elegant eyeglasses. I was delighted by her appearance, her livelyhood, charm and eneregy. The short cut jeans displayed her athletic long legs and a firm butt cheeks that makes you want to pinch them. This lady's body is gorgeous ! her face is so cute, her sparkling blue eyes are mesmorizing and the happiness in her smile with those dimples just magically transfers to you. While I poured us some wine, she went to freshen up and came back to join me on the love seat . She impressed me with her education and intellect engaging me in meaningfull conversation. The first glass of wine finished; we were laughing like old friends; By half the second glass, we were into dfk. Man, can this girl ever kiss ! she smelled so fresh, her breasts were firm and her nipples responsive; the second glass still not over; we were on fire and headed for flatter grounds. Seeing her nude made me stop right in my tracks. Looking at her perfect body was stupifiying ! She came to me; kissing me, she undressed me, sat on bed facing me in total admiration. Exchanging kisses, caresses, touching her smooth skin, keeping her long silky hair off her cheeks, looking into each others eyes we were getting really passionate and incredibly hot. Soon we were into unhurried love making; hugs, caresses; kisses; daty; cbj multiple positions. Cary needs no lube; This woman gets involved in what she's doing and creams all over. She is in not into finishing me off; She wants her pleasure as much as mine. We climaxed into a mutual orgasm. The explosion sent us both trembling uncontrollably. We lay down our bodies locked as we slowly tripped back to earth. She went to the washroom, while I started to dress. She came back, kissed me, hugged me and then started to dress. When she left; I sat down for a long time savouring my experince and looking forward to seeing her again. We continue to meet. She has become a GF with no strings or demands attached. I really like her and delight in my experience with her. I hope you will be lucky as I am; but as we all know, your mileage may vary.

I want to explain this concept of YMWV, as I find many of you may not understand this acronym. Y=your M=mileage W=will V=vary So what does it mean? As an agent, or INDY it is very difficult to guarantee all our clients will receive all the same services. If we have not yet met you, you are asking" is BBJ allowed" (or other specialized services) without ever meeting you she can not say 100% that this is what she will offer you as she does not know if you are well groomed, clean, respectful? Also as an agent, I will not speak on my ladies behalf either. I mean imagine this senario.... Client asks for BBJ...I ask the lady if she does it, she says " well I dont know, never met him yet..but maybe" So I relate this info back to the client. So client gets there, not well groomed, stinky, and just plain disrespectful, now she is in a compromising position as she doesn't want to disappoint you, but also needs to protect herself. Then the client is going to get a CBJ....NOT BBJ, then clients says" but you said yes! So somewhere lost in translation, this client thinks MAYBE means YES??? YMWV is the answer, always! I can not stress this enough, that she will make that decision when she meets you. For some, it may take a couple of meetings before she comfortable with it. So for me, when I reply to your inquiries, I give you a general list of activities that the lady has told me she enjoys as a regular session, with a general fee for her time. If you are going to ask her for 5 other activities, I will ask her and explain them to you, but always YMWV. Please keep in mind there are different donations between GFE and PSE and to come prepared to compensate her for these extra services. When you are requesting certain activities that are not considered to be a part of a traditional date, it is best to do so directly to the lady once you are in each others company! And do bring extra roses for her, lol... I hope this helps some of the newer hobbyist in NB, to make their booking smoother and stress free with no embarrassing outcomes for either provider or Hobbyist:) JUST REMEMBER ALWAYS YMWV:) P.S. I know it is suppose to be YMMV...but in our case, YMWV ...lol...

I was in Brandon on bunsiness and had the extreme privilege, pleasure, thrill, etc, to meet with Chrystal. click here for her CERB Profile Or check her website here: www.chrystalelitecompanion.com Let me tell you gentlemen, this women is AMAZING!!!!!!! When she opened her hotel room door and I saw this stunning women 5'11'' and then wearing heels yet. ZOWIE! She is sensitive, soft, warm, amazing with "everything" that she does, and her little french accent is simply a twist that just helps to enhance the mood. I won't share everything that we did, but suffice it to say that if you read her website.... well her service list is there. She offers everything on her website and she does it extremely well! After I got back to my own hotel room after my time with her, my body was still vibrating for hours after our appointment was over. So glad I made the time to meet this amazing lady. And I certainly need to mark my calendar for the next time she comes to Manitoba.

Went here today and noticed that as the day went on more and more girls showed up. Any of you guys know Alicia, Grace, Krystal, Tracy, Trina, Karina, Tristin, Candy, Belina, Yasmine-the Tigress, Sally, Trista. I got the distinct impression that the mileage is low here. Not like you might get at Pigales. The CR's are wide open and out in the open. Girls are aggressive and some are hot: Sally, Candy, Krystal.

This is my first recommendation, Please be gentle with it!!! I recently saw Ms Claire Heavens and I was totally amazed. She greeted me at the door with a beautiful smile and so much more. I have longed to see Ms Claire for some time and here she was!!! From the shoulders up, this lady is just gorgeous, and from the shoulders down she is even better!! When she took me to the room for a massage and undresed, my jaw went through the floor (sorry for the hole Claire!). Her hands are golden. This lady's hands should be in the MP's Hall of Fame. She gave me an amazing massage ALL over (any more details may be ungentlemanly of me). She did let me attempt a massage for her with my hands of lead (sorry again Claire!). Although she did "roar" for me, but I think it was forced. After the massage , Ms Claire lead me to a shower. I would follow that behind anywhere!! Ms Claire has the most incredible backside!! If I could have taken it with me, I would have! This lady should be the poster child for "Amazing asses .com"!!! Thanks for a remarkable hour Claire...Sorry for your nightmares!!! On a scale of 1 - 10, Ms Claire is a 13.

I never wrote a timely recco, so as a belated tribute during her hiatus, I propose Shortcake as my goddess of the day. She is the reason I joined CERB, and has been a mentor and advisor. My first cross border poon trip was a chaotic disaster, and if I hadn't met Shorty, it would have been a one off. Shorty made me feel welcome in Canada and in her firm bed! She taught me a few new tricks and stopped me in the nick of time from making a few bad choices. Shorty is only the second provider in either nation that I have repeated with more than once, and also the second to feel trusting enough to mutually share some goings on from our "civilian" lives. Shorty is a sweet lover, a both interested and interesting conversationalist, and a total snugglebunny. Those who are fortunate to know her better than I, I'm sure would attest to her thoughtfulness. I have a tradition of spending my birthday with an sp, this year with Shorty. She surprised me with lunch, a gift, and cake with enough to take home. Only one other person even acknowledged my b'day. If and when Shortcake decides to return to active duty, I for one will be glad! S mart,sweet, slippery when wet. H ot, happy, horny. O rgasmic, oral, outdoorsy.. R eally red, responsive, randy. T asty, TIGHT, terrific. C aring, considerate, cuddly. A rticulate, apple-bottomed, adventuresome. K ind, kinky(just a little bit), kool E xciting, edible, excellent.

Good Morning I am PassionVitto, also known as Victoria or Vitto.., and when you meet me you will experience the most passionate and erotic GFE massage session ever (GFE doesnt mean DATY or BJ of any kind, I am a masseuse not a Full Service Provider)... I am mature yet young and open minded, 100% latin beauty, I am the perfect combination of sweet and sexy! Today I am at East (st laurent and Innes) 830am-5pm Duos with Miranda available!!! Special!! As for the rest of the week.., here is where the Passion will be!!!! Friday: West (carling and Pinecrest) Duos with Miranda available Mon-Friday available at VIP (south- bank and Altavista) by appt 3-7. Saturday available at VIP (south- bank and Altavista) by appt 10-4. Here is what others say about me :smile: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=69954 To book txt only 8195130877 call/txt 6132610054 ask for Victoria email [email protected] or pm meet me in chat room :smile:

Thursday Alyssa 10-4 NEW aka "AlyssaStaxxx" Gina 10-6:30 aka "Gina" Lany 10-3 aka "Lany" Tiffany 2:30-11 NEW Maya 3:30-11 Kelly 6-11 aka "Kelly2010" 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $70. on special for $60. --------60 minutes $80. Duo/Couples Massage: --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ NEW LOCATION: 65 Bentley 613-274-7073 Alyssa Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=112642 Maya Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=M&t=63977 Tiffany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Lany Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=L&t=37195 Gina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60064 Kelly Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...t=55764&page=2

The Canadian Escort Recommendation Board made a huge difference in my life. When I started escorting I had no idea what I was doing and CERB provided me with a safe space to explore this new chapter of my life. I meandered my way through the various threads and met some amazing people who helped me along the way. I remember joining CERB and only taking my first appointment after 2-3 months, and then I only made my first website about 6 months after that! It's been a learning curve for me. I think CERB is a great marketing tool, especially for posting threats and having conversations with new patrons, or maintaining conversations with ongoing ones. I'm sad that I've had less time to post because of my studies, but happy when I can find a couple of moments (like now) to tell the community how much I love and appreciate them. I meet patrons all the time that change my life in some way. I think we are all shaped by our interactions and I always learn something new about life when I meet someone. It can be something small, or something much larger, it really depends on a multitude of factors. I think CERB provides me with a medium to meet a lot of really interesting people that I wouldn't have otherwise met, and we shape each other through the intimacy and joy we share. It feels rather indiscreet and private to discuss particular heart warming stories publicly, but I think it's easy to understand what I mean without substantiating it with examples. I think we all reach other to each other in special ways, and I'll probably remember a lot of these experiences for the rest of my life.

I guess these girls think we are really that dumb. Just change the name but still post the same pictures. Pathetic.

Quite a few of us massage ladies offer duos together :)

Funny, never a mention about the above.

I will just say this, without getting into the snide remarks earlier. I understand your concern about references. When I had commenced my hobbying I basically got well known by providers that were kind enough to vouch for me to see some SP's that required reference checks, it was really painless for myself, and I was able to see those ladies. I completely understand the requirement of reference checks, and I have no issue continue to jump through those hoops for those beautiful women, that I desire and want to meet them. Like Gabriella, Genevieve, Victoria Jolie , Ashley Croft, Maria Divina,Gia Sweet,Nathalie Lefebvre and many others. But we all had to start some place, and if you're a good guy act like a gent, your name gets known to other ladies that the whole process is quite easy. Cheers folks, make love not war ;)

I'll second Diamond for the HOF & nominate JENNY!! I'm currently searching for at least one more nominee :-), & I have a feeling that Bridgette will be on my short list soon, as of now I have not had enough training with B yet....but soon! XO

MGMT - Kids This is a great song to dance to!

I second Maude. That woman puts on an incredible stage show - so acrobatic and high energy, it's impossible to take your eyes off her when she's up there!

hmmm I am not sure, But I would say in between normal and large.. :) very perky and sensitive to estimulation :) What do u think? two different angles to help u decide!

Boobs without nipples would be pointless. Just saying.

I have always been fascinated by women's breasts and nipples in particular. They come in so many different shapes and sizes. No two women are exactly a like.

Looking forward to a travel day and having every flight delayed or cancelled, then being put on 4 planes to get where I need to go...WTF...Not a happy camper - as well having to deal with a Bitch of a flight attendant...

I am not always in a position to speak on the phone and therefore I include in my ads the fact that first contact must be made via text or email. I am just trying to be discreet! Well, I received a text from someone who called saying that he will eliminate my number since I won't take a call. Jeeze, perhaps you could just ask "when is a good time to call?"

I used to date my brother in law wife and one day at a diner siting in a booth wile the waitres was taking our order she was giving me a hand job Under the table and on top of that she was taking her time to decide on the menu this realy got me going lol

I couldn't help but notice that someone hasn't been mentioned on this thread for far too long. That someone is, of course, the inimitable SMQ! I'm sure this board would be much the poorer without her unique brand of spectacular lunacy (of which I thoroughly approve, if that's of any relevance) and her ability to cut the crap and say what she thinks in her own remarkable style. So, a big tip o' the hat to our resident sexual superhero, and more power to your elbow, and all of that. But no, I'm still not going to dunk my balls in Neet. Sorry.

Brain in neutral tonight about what to cook so something easy hash brown potatoes with a couple fried eggs on top, with a cup of decaf coffee (breakfast for dinner LOL) RG

I`m back home tonight so no take out for me :) I Fried some pork chops and smothered them in cream of mushroom soup with mashed potatoes and corn mmmm

I've been a member here since 2006, but was satisfied to lurk the site for many years. After my wife's death in 2005, my life changed enormously,and after coming to terms with it, I was left having to make a number of decisions as to how I wanted to proceed. I could go and find a new companion, or live a single life. I'd had a decent marriage, two great kids, and have enough money to have a comfortable life. Single life has the advantage of giving me a certain freedom to pursue many new experiences in life. So I opted for the second option, and about three years ago started to become a regular participant. I've met a lot of nice women, and ever once in a while one that I know I'll have as a friend and see for quite a few years to come. I've attended many a social event and today also count many of the hobbyist as friends. Lightning may strike and I stumble across a new partner, but until then this is one of the sites I rely on to find ladies to enjoy and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Thanks to someguy for this thread. My CERB story has some parallels with his. I have been married a long time (30 years) but the last several years have been without any physical relationship. The reasons for this are complicated. The root cause is an illness but there are other factors. Anyway, without going into detail separation is not an option, at least for now. About 3 years ago I accepted a position which meant that I would spend more time in Ottawa than at home. Months later while alone in my hotel room one night, after years of celibacy, I gave in to temptation and googled 'Escorts Ottawa'. After sorting through the chaff I came to the kernel of CERB. I had not seen any forum for this industry before and was unfamiliar with much of what I read but I was very intrigued. I should say that since this time I have looked at other forums and, because of the misogyny and trolls and flaming, I am convinced that I would not have stayed to look around if the general tone had not been a positive one. I registered and lurked for a few weeks and, finally plucking up my courage, contacted a well-reviewed mature provider. She responded immediately, which gave me a frisson of excitement, and I was hooked. In spite of a near heart attack level of nerves I met with her and, even though I was awkward and rusty, had a wonderful time. I was astounded at how much my outlook improved. I think I became a 'better' person to be around both at work and socially. Over the subsequent months I met with this provider a few more times and then she retired. I took this as a sign that this part of my life was over but I soon descended into the same funk that had gripped me in the previous years. After a time I found myself back on CERB and in contact with another provider. I saw her a few times and again, my demeanour improved enough for people to comment on it. I have since seen another provider or two and all my experiences have been brilliant. I believe that CERB is responsible for restoring me to being a full person again. As a side note, prior to my experiences, my only knowledge of this industry was through the occasional news story and ridiculous Hollywood movies (Pretty Woman, etc.). Without really thinking about it, I imagined that all sex workers were either drug-abusing streetwalkers or Valentino-wearing, champagne-swilling high end call girls. The time I spent reading CERB demonstrates the obvious fact that both SPs and clients are real people who run the gamut from well-educated and thoughtful to desperate and difficult. Of course there are sad stories, but that is true in all walks of life. In recent weeks I am spending more time at home and have become a more active member of this forum. I enjoy the interaction and the feeling of being part of a community of like-minded people. Thanks to all. TL;DR Discovered that having an active sex life makes you a more complete person (duh!) and that sex workers and clients are just regular people (double duh!).

OK here is a Wild dinner plan, lol... Moose Steak!! Marintated in Pumphouse Blueberry beer!! Will reduce the marinate to make a glaze and add more blueberries:) Along garlic and cilantro, then will top it with crushed walnuts:) To side the dish will be sweet potatoe and brussel sprouts:) YUMMM...I hope!!

just to add - many individuals with drug/alcohol or mental health issues frequently have poor personal hygiene habbits and due to their conditions some are not even aware that it offends others......

You can now add a WELCOME message to your profile (Ladies can use this to better describe themselves) GO TO YOUR USERCP http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/profile.php?do=editprofile Scroll down to "Additional Information" Enter text in the Profile Welcome Message (Up to 2500 characters) Enjoy! P.S. I did mine: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=1

David Guetta beats are all great dance tunes also love Flo rida