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There is nothing wrong with being in a relationship while you are working in this business. There are more ladies who are dating someone or married in this business than people realize. Like anything else what happens at work, stays at work and outside of the closed door you live your life as everyone else does. Having a partner who supports you and who understands you will only benefit you and your business in the long run. We have to fib as it is 90% of the time with our double life, so having someone who gets it makes it that much easier to feel normal at times. Most of the men we spend time with are married or have a girlfriend, so why shouldn't we have the same personal pleasure?

but CERB has deemed those features unavailable for your account. (i'm not sure why) I just wanted to point out that there are many Asian non-bait and switch providers in Toronto or visit Toronto. As an Asian provider myself i'm always asked how they know if i'm not B&S. Although this is actually quite irritating, I understand from the perspective of a prospective date why the Asian B&S stereotype is such a huge concern. Well i'm going to give you a small breakdown on how to minimize your chance of B&S. 1. Drag the pictures onto Google images or tiny eye to see where those pictures come from. Chances are if you're seeing an ad for B&S then that picture would have been a stock picture used for many other sites and ads also. 2. If you look at the reviews or recommendations for the girls you're intending to visit, you will be surprised at how many are not B and S. Check out CERB or TER or the many review sites that are out there on the internet. 3. If it sounds too good to be true...trust your gut! 4. Look at the professionalism of the website or ad. Does she have a website or web-presence? Now onto the recommendations: (that are not myself however are providers have been proven to provide a wonderful time in downtown Toronto) Paris Chan (is currently visiting Toronto) Arisa Reyes (is super popular and spoken highly of) Goodluck on your search!

I think that following your own heart is all that matters. If it's too complicated for you to work and have a relationship, it's good that you know that. If you can make the separation between work and the rest of your life, that's wonderful, too. One thing that many of us face is when the boyfriend or partner really isn't able to deal with our work. This is not unusual: men don't share very well, most of the time. Some men like the idea of dating a paid companion because they imagine she will be a fantastic sexual partner, or at least the sort of person who will never say no. These are fantasies; reality can be very different. But that's true for all relationships. Even good friendships start out with a lot of idealized expectations. It's when they settle down to the reality of life that we see what the relationship really is or can be. If he can understand that what you do is your job and not a series of relationships, that's best. But if he gets caught up with who you've seen, how many people you've entertained this week, what you earned, appointments you've scheduled for the days and weeks to come, and what goes on in your encounters, you may have a problem. If he's too quick to assume that if you're tired, or not feeling well, or preoccupied with something that it's because of your work, and is interfering with his life, you do have a problem. If he ever makes unkind remarks about you in terms of your work, you have a serious problem and should end the relationship.

I feel it only ads to ladies success to have a supportive partner. After a trip/tour it is very nice to come home to a clean home and a nice dinner. Any person that runs a high stress business whatever that is can only benefit from support at home.

Well, it's been far too long since I posted here! So, someone I haven't given a tip o' the hat to yet... EmJ! So, what do you want to know that you don't know already? She's smart. She's funny. She's hot. But you can get all that from reading her posts and looking at her pics, so you don't need me to spell it out for you. And, of course, she's very religious... You can visit the temple if you like... but you probably won't see too much of it, because the High Priestess is terribly distracting... Anyway, we're very lucky to have her here on the board! Hopefully she'll stay with us for a long time to come.

Nice response. And nice of you to thank this lovely lady for taking the time to respond to your post and try to give you some great suggestions on how to go about finding reputable Asian providers in your area. I thought it was very helpful information, as a lot of people might not know all this stuff already. She even gave you specific recommendations for ladies and links to their websites! If you are already so well versed in how this works, and you can't help yourself by doing a little bit of research and thinking with your big head for a few short minutes, then don't ask for or expect other people's help. You can't expect everyone else to do all the leg work for you.

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I myself, cannot be in a relationship while doing this line of work. I do not think that this applies to every sp, this is just for me personally. Not judging the so's who can accept this line of work. It's just for me personally, I dont want my future so/boyfriend to accept this line of work. I already know, I am super old fashioned ;) Its kinda sad because I have not had a boyfriend for soooooo long :( And I will be the first to admit..that I do sometimes feel a little lonely...but..this is something I will always fall back on for income, so until I get a permanent 37.5 hours a week career with the FED GOV..or something else just as solid..maybe then I can pursue finding a man to call my own. Being in a relationship is a personal thing. You have to do what you feel is right and what you can handle :)

Why not? Frankly it should never even be a question. Working in this industry at its most basic level is the same as working at every other job. You work a specific number of hours to achieve the financial goals to sustain a comfortable lifestyle. When you have worked enough hours, the rest of the day is yours to do with as you please. It's a tenet of life to which we have all grown accustomed and to which we believe justify in demanding. In that regard, everyone has the right to personal happiness, to spend their free time doing the things they wish to do and with whomever they wish. It's the same whether you are a service provider, a government worker, an entrepreneur, a bus driver or a waiter. No one else has the right to impose relationship standards on anyone based on their chosen career. You provide a service that fulfills desires and fantasies. For the hours that you are working, you need to present yourself as whatever persona that satisfies both you and your clientele. If that persona is a single, free spirited woman, so be it - she is not the person that goes home to her own personal life. Ostensibly it comes down to your choice of either maintaining Layah as a 24/7 persona or leaving Layah when the work day is done.

This should be no big surprise -I'd give most of it to animal welfare/rescue groups or start my own sanctuary. I would have to hire someone to manage the money as I am terrible with it. My father always said the quickest way to see money disappear was to put in my hand or my bank account, lol.

This thread hits close to my heart. Thank you, Karina, for being so forthcoming and honest about your feelings. It has created a safe environment for people to post about their own experiences. Hopefully we can all learn from one another, and move forward with compassion, kindness, and love for ourselves. Perhaps this isn't the appropriate place or time to discuss my experiences, but this story might illuminate the complexities of loving people, regardless of whether the relationship is bounded by the particular circumstances of the SP/client relationship. I hope this helps, Karina, and I hope others who are reading are compassionate and understanding. In May 2011, a client and I fell in love. Was it wrong? Definitely not. Was it complicated? Very. We had so much in common and he inspired me. He encouraged me to apply to law school, write poetry, start a blog, and share my thoughts with the world. At one point he bought me a beautiful leather bound journal and said I inspired him as well. We wrote e-mails to each other endlessly, and saw each other approximately every two weeks. He was writing a novel, and I was reading it and providing him feedback on it. The novel's love story turned out to be representative of the love he and I shared. As he learned more about my life, he would integrate those moments into the narrative. It was beautiful to see our love story unfold both on paper, via e-mail, and in real life. The problem: he was single but contemplating getting back together with his ex and I was in a relationship with a woman I married several months later. While on a trip to Chicago, he and I decided to part ways. After a morning of blissful relaxation, lovemaking, kissing, and caressing, we went out for lunch. I looked at him and said I felt very confused and conflicted. I told him I loved him, but that it was complicated. I asked him what we were doing, and whether we wanted to move forward with a 'relationship'. With hindsight, I recognize that we were already in a relationship, simply a relationship of a different nature. Neither of us had satisfying answers. My relationship with this client was bounded by the financial exchange, but I knew I would lose my relationship with my partner if I continued to see him. We walked to Millenium Park and sat on a bench, and watched people walk by. We held hands, and we both cried and mourned the end of our relationship. While he and I were negotiating my departure from Chicago (and the relationship) we had doubts. He said "even how we have discussed this, with so much love, compassion, and understanding, makes me wonder whether we are making a mistake Nathalie" I shook my head, I wasn't sure. I went home to my partner, told her what happened, and that was the beginning of the end of my relationship with her. We separated in the summer of 2012. At the time, I made the decision that made sense for me. I have no regrets. However, Karina, I would ask that you not romanticize relationships that aren't bounded by a financial exchange. Money does not necessarily corrupt authentic love and intimacy, rather, it's our discomfort with the idea of mixing both that causes tension. I think it's important to keep in mind that most relationships have unnegotiated financial dynamics (for example, many marriages and long-term relationships) which can cause much more tension than the honest and open communication that's possible with clients in this industry. If it feels right to you, then tell him, whilst simultaneously keeping in mind all the questions, comments, and concerns raised by Samantha Evans as well as others. None of us are walking in your shoes (or his). Wanting to keep love, intimacy, and care in one world, and money in another is what most people do, but we should all have a better understanding of what really happens in this industry... it is so much more complicated than that, isn't it?

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I am an upfront person and have always told anyone I was involved with about my job and found they were always supportive. 95% of them were secure in themselves to know that this was job and not once tried to interfere in my business. If they couldn't handle it then the relationship was over. I don't do ultimatums and people have to accept others for who they are and what they do. They were also able to differentiate between love and sex which is a huge issue as society has seemed to taught us that the two go hand in hand. Not always. Jealousy and insecurity have no business being in a relationship I'm involved in and I choose to walk away if that were the case. Having said that, your job doesn't define who you are as a person. The men I have been in a relationship with have always had their own identity with their own jobs and careers. I don't like the stereotype of escorts playing sugar momma to many different men and I don't like those who sponge off of women either. I go into a relationship as an equal partner and expect the same in return. I also tell them that I don't discuss specifics about my job and I don't tell and they don't ask details including which sites I advertise on. I keep my relationships seperate from this business and find this works well. I don't discuss what I do with my clients either. However, if I've had a bad day they are always there to support and comfort me which is great. Once again, I don't get into specifics. My serious relationships have all been great in this regard and all you can do is be yourself. Being an escort has played a large role in my life and should I decide to leave the business, it will be my own choice and not someone telling me I should. They have never once tried to make me feel bad as with the stigma attached to prostitution in society. My partners have understood and accepted who I am as a person first and foremost with my job simply playing a role of what I do for a living. Love, respect and understanding are what humans crave.. Sex workers are no different.

I have no problems seeing a guy with a disability as long as we can communicate before hand so we both know what the expectations and limitations are xo Kaylee

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Porthos, I think that these situations can succeed. Things don't have to be "that way". People are infinitely varied and capable of so much. Being physically disabled I am aware of several relationships between service providers and clients which defy the common assumptions people make. However there is place for them tell their story. So these unique relationships can become isolating in themselves for all concerned. I only mention disability because that is the grapevine I am plugged into. But this happens across the human spectrum. This thread is a marvelous beginning! Perhaps it's time here on CERB to create a new forum dedicated to these untold stories. I am sure it would help a lot of people out and thought-provoking for others. Take care, PatrickGC

Don't know why you bothered even to ask the question than IF you know everything already. Emily Osgoode was very helpful to you and your reply was...well to say the least very thankless. Emily J was quite pleasant in her reply to you, but in all seriousness it is guys like you no one wants to help out ever again or in fact respond to your requests. If you don't read reviews, than why bother ? OH if anyone should apologize it should be you to Emily Osgoode, not her apologizing to you for trying to help you out.

Still not as badass as a mantis shrimp. I'd tell you all about them, but Matthew Inman has already done it way better than I ever could, so... over to him. This is the end... you'll have to follow the link to see why they're so spectacularly awesome.

I wholeheartedly agree with this. And may even argue that because of that fact, the terms have kind of lost any meaning in this industry. Use of these terms in ads does not guarantee anything; and lack of these terms certainly does not mean that a lady's offerings are any less in quality. Yep, absolutely. They may have some relevance to the image a SP is trying to project, but may not have that much relevance to what she actually does or how she does it. To be honest, I barely notice them when I see them in ads or on websites; I'm looking for other things. "Classy", though... I notice that, 'cos it sets alarm bells off for me. And usually gets a supercilious raised eyebrow.

Vitto. Sigh. Vitto. Vitto is easily one of my favourite people here on CERB. She's sweet, she's funny, she's thoughtful... and she is MUY MUY CALIENTE. Even better?? She loves bacon sandwiches!!!! Take a look at her posts - she is always there trying to give a smile, add positive vibes and keeping things happy. This woman is absolutely beautiful on every level!!! Kudos to you my sweet!!! Here's her page: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=73095 and here are the accolades: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954

Girls wind up with pimps two general ways. The first being drugs, and there are usually several warning signs one can see or feel if they are in the company of someone high. The second, and one thing that I feel the need to stress is LACK OF A LADIES DISCRETION. Sharing our incall locations, asking or sharing our names, asking us personal questions etc. I can't stress enough that our discretion is equally, if not MORE important than the gentlemen's as we want to provide those who visit us with a safe, uninterrupted, stress free encounter as much as a gentlemen wants just that. There are all sorts of opportunists, and due to the public's opinion of sex work along with the isolation some sp's experience from their involvement in this industry along with a lack of support and/or fear from law enforcement, woman in this industry are often targeted by low life individuals who wish to benefit off of them. It should really not be that surprising that most of us go to great lengths ensuring that we and the gentlemen who visit us are as safe as possible. I find it extremely inappropriate to question our safety procedures. In a perfect world our security would be a drop dead gorgeous ninja woman who joined in for fun during your encounters. However I don't know any, and until I find one, like most ladies, it will usually need to be a male involved in our safety plans. The beautiful woman who offer these services are taking many risks to do so. We do our best to avoid the bad things and people we have all heard or read about. I can't stress enough that DISCRETION, and RESPECT are the two most important things in this lifestyle.

We debate the meaning of words like "upscale" and "elite" all the time. There's no consensus about what they mean or what it takes to be entitled to use them. In general, the ladies that use them are hoping to convey the message that they are professional companions who take their work, their encounters, their clients and themselves seriously and aim to create an enjoyable, safe and confidential experience.. If you are polite, respectful, clean and appreciative, by all means, contact whomever you like. I can't think of anyone on this board who would refuse to see you just because you don't wear a suit or work in an office. In general, most of us tend to decline meeting with a prospective client for three reasons: (1) we feel we have so little in common with him that we don't think that either of us will enjoy the meeting; (2) he's attempted to negotiate fees, objects strongly to our stated limitations, or doesn't seem to listen to what we say about what we will and will not do with him; or (3) we're concerned about our safety for some reason. Trust us to protect your privacy and confidentiality and be yourself--that's really all you need to do. Oh, and have fun!

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

Hello fellow members, I'm news to the board and the lifestyle in general. I know there are a lot of recommendations already but I was wondering if I might be able to get some advice from some more experienced members. I'm a quiet, skinny guy who can be quiet nervous due to a poor self image. What I'm wondering is what SP's would you suggest for a my first experience engaging in this lifestyle? I'm looking for women that are know to have a warm and gentle personalities, someone who would be able to understand my jitters at first and not hold it against me. Personally after doing some research I'm leaning towards ms.cleo catra, from everything I've read and seen, she seems like a genuinely warm and sweet woman. Any thoughts/suggestions would be greatly appreciated. That is for your time guy :)

I know Soleil has provided services for a disabled gentleman in the past. PM her.

One thing I love about being here is that it is a true melting pot of people, beliefs, experiences, thoughts and so many other good things and for the most part, accepted. For me, it comes down to honesty, being true to yourself and treating people fairly and openly. I describe myself as poly because I have the ability within me to give to more than one. This is part of who I am and a "need to know" for someone thinking about getting close to me in a personal sense. I love what I'm doing and want to continue to do it. There are differences between sex, intimacy and a personal relationship. Work is work, leave it at work (at least the fine details), make sure you are giving your personal relationships the time and attention they require to grow and letting the person know they are special in a million little ways. You might have a thousand ways for your clients but your personal relationship should always get more. Again, it boils down to what one can personally do and what feels right for them. I would hope there would be no hypocritical behavior in that what is okay for a hobbyist (marriage, kids) would not be okay for an SP and vice versa. I'm finding that there is much more acceptance and understanding in this community than outside it. Praise be for that!!

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I am with V on this. Bras have kept my girls nice and firm! In my twenties, I had itty bitty titties but somehow they decided to grow and with their growth I realized that bras were no longer an uncomfortable contraption but my friend. Perky, firm and large because of good, well fitting bras!

This lady here...LOVES her bras :) and needs them too :boobies: I have ginorm breasts, that are pretty solid and firm which I think is due to me not letting them hang out all the time...I know this differs from what the article says, but I am going to keep on doing what works for me & my girls ;)

Not sure if Samantha still works at Barbs but I have seen her there a few times in the past. She is the most beautiful tall blonde I have ever seen, her face is perfect and her ass.....well what can I say...it is absolutely amazing!!

I have dated three women who worked in this business. Only one of those three situations caused problems. Two things I saw that attributed to that was: She could not keep her working experiences to herself, always talking about what she did to this guy or that guy or what they did to her and the stuff she really liked. That caused jealousy on my part. Especially if she did stuff that we weren't doing regularly in our own relationship. Second, she always used me as an excuse to not work, because she said she didn't want to hurt my feelings for not being with me enough. At the same time when we were together she took calls and di last minute dates. The other two relationships were great!, Why? Because the work was kept discreet, no discussions. Our time together was pre-determined so there were no interuptions from phone calls, or last minute appointments. Our time together was our time. I never imposed on their working days either. Keeping those two simple things in mind, a relationship while working was do-able.

Napoleon Dynamite did not invent the Liger. Ligers are actually the progeny of a male lion and a tigress - and are the largest feline in the world. Tigons are the progeny of male tigers and a lioness - and can achieve a great size but are generally smaller than ligers. Who said mixed marriages can't work?

I've learned there are better lubricants than KY. I've learned people are generally squeamish when it comes to other people's bodily fluids. I've learned that it pays to do your home work. I've learned that the most irritating people are often the most memorable. I've learned that slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

Most apologies then, I didn't mean to be repeating what you already know.

There are things you have never tried that you should. Sometimes, letting go and showing your enjoyment of things is infectious. I speak French much better when I have consumed alcohol. My kids and I have more fun together as we all get a bit older. Food always tastes better when someone else makes it. The friends you make as an adult are harder to come by, but infinitely as rewarding or more so than the ones you made as a kid.

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Sadly though, when we have boyfriends/husbands/friends/pimps calling clients who've shorted us, it only fuels the assumptions. The few times I've been shorted, I've simply picked up the phone myself and called or texted to let them know. I've never had to resort to having someone male call on my behalf. To me, that's a poor business decision for an initial contact to let a client know of a shorting.

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Phaedrus, can you please find the SP cleaning fairy so everyone knows that she exists? Okay, so this topic has taken a litte turn but if you're worried about hygeine, ask the provider before booking if she will take a shower with you. If she says no and says she does that beforehand, great, you've got your answer. As a prospective client, mention in passing that you are hygenic and I'm sure she will say the same. That way, you will have some indication before meeting that she says she takes showers. I can't imagine NOT taking a shower before, after or in between clients. Yuck..

Good day gentleman Cerbies! Just a thought and a challange I guess. If you are fortunate enough to be able to join in this social event that's wonderful and I hope you have a great time but for those that can't I 'd like to invite you to contact Angela with a donation for a prize to be given to the wonderful ladies who go to the Cerb social. Day in day out many of these ladies pander to the fantasies of us hobbiests here on Cerb, chat with us, flirt with us, provide their time to give us some reading and visual enjoyment and brighten our days. Even a small token donation, just to say thanks would be a wonderful gesture and I'm sure would be greatly appriciated. Give and you shall receive! Sorry I can't be there in person but I'll be there in spirit! Have a great time. Chuck

Hello again, I do not want to go back and forth on this issue because it is boring and does nothing to make more people (except for the existing people) come and visit CERB so I will say this once and say nothing about this EVER EVER AGAIN. Mr. Jabba you are mistaken and here is why: I was pulled/suspended from Escorts Canada because they were getting complaints that the photos in my ads were fake. Then I sent my verification photo to EC and then they knew it was not my photos on EC so I told them that I had FAKE PHOTOS on BP so they eventually suspended me and told me that if I repaired my reputation then I could return to EC. Now as I said in my last post here on CERB and in my apology that ONLY SOME OF THE PICTURES on BP were fake IN THE PAST and that I have now ONLY POSTED 1000% true pictures of myself and will only continue to post true pictures of myself. My first step to 1000% true pictures were posted on BP under the heading: Party - BUSTY BLONDE Slim SEXY SECRETARY submissive student BAD TEACHER --Toys LATEX+ up til 6am-- - 27 Posted: Monday, February 11, 2013 12:23 PM SO HOPEFULLY YOU DO GET THAT JABBA, 1000% ME in every picture. Plus every picture on Escorts Canada was 1000% ME. My photos are not overly glamourized but my eyes do have dark makeup which I do not always wear and use that in pictures to try to hide my identity. My photographer said I had great BOOBS which I Do so its just a matter of people who have had a great experience writing a recommendation on CERB. Many have mentioned my BIGGEST FAN "CK" Diary but all I can say to his comments is that I just recently read them and he has cited what has already been said in the past and what I have already apologized for. He sent me texts saying you are on the Diary but I just disregarded them because I thought is was some prank site. If he wrote me an email maybe I would of thought the Diary was something serious. Anyways I know I will never appear on that thing again because I will not use Fake pics. Now Mr. Fredsmith asks why no post on CERB and as I said in my "Concrete Evidence Please!!" post that I am just learning about CERB and it will take time before I post my ad here. I have a tour back in Canada in the summer/fall so I will post around that time. Patience is a virtue and when a client feels inspired to post a recommendation he will I think my last positive recommendation was in the summer of 2011 so not all hope is lost someone obviously thinks I am cute. I have recently read past comments and really hobbyists WHAT WAS THE POINT in writing a negative review through a PM or on some other review board. Why not just send the girl a note/text after the session saying your peace. If more people would of sent me these comments to my email which is posted everywhere my phone number is posted than it wouldn't have taken from late June 2011 when I first posted on EC to October 21, 2012 to have something done. And Mr. CK it is not nice that every time a topic was started on me on any review board that you said go read your comments on The Diary and never said reach out to NICHOLE. All this sneaky chit chat behind my back but NEVER A NEGATIVE WORD TO MY FACE or in my inbox. I really never knew what people felt and they couldn't have felt that bad if I continued & continue to get multi-hour bookings while frequently returning to many cities. I mean if the guy doesn't want to be rude he books half hour or an hour at the most. Please don't tell me that he books 3-5 hours to avoid being rude. That's why I think some of these comments are band wagon jumpers who wish this and wish that but never say a thing and possibly secretly return to see the girl. In future if its me or someone else, please hobbyist just send a note of displeasure to that girl and then maybe you and she can work it out. Nichole

Because in life there are more important things than money... In this lifestyle, safety is always priority number one for most of us. Jumping through hoops? lol How difficult can it be to say "I saw xxx a while ago. Here is her contact information"? Sounds pretty easy to me.

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