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I would go back to the 50's. I love everything about that era....the music, the clothes, the cars and what that whole generation stood for in terms of values. In some ways I'm old fashioned where the husband is the King in the house and the whole concept of taking care of your house and having dinner on the table by 6 Pm. I'm sure if I lived in that era, my man would be very well taken care of in all aspects. ;)

To celebrate mothers, and the upcoming mothers day I thought I'd start a thread in their honor. Tell us about yours and how you spend mothers day. My mother is, so I think, the best cook in the world. She is extremely generous, selfless, smart, independent, beautiful, and really the only person who I fully trust and feel completely safe around. I talk to her everyday, it is important to me to hear her voice often as it's comforting and grounds me. Her advice is always right and her wisdom is priceless. I think she is the most important person in the world. Mothers, what would we do without them. They teach us, guide us and would go to the ends of the earth for their children. There is nothing like a mothers love. :)

3500 posts! and also planning more cities to tour for this summer :D

When I was a small child I had a big crush on Darth Vadar. I didn't know much about anatomy back then, and I thought he was just wearing badass armour, anyway. As a teenager, I fell for Sephiroth. He was anatomically correct, as far as I knew (in fact, the creators seemed to imply that he was very well endowed, as you can see from the picture below), so I would say I'd made some progress by my teen years. He was completely crazy, but I suppose his badassery made up for it.

I know the disclaimer for being over 18 is regarding the law on underage persons viewing such material. You are doing your due diligence to warn them that they are not permitted to view if they are under 18 so if they proceed, you cannot be help accountable because you had a disclaimer. Without that you can be charged with providing material to minors. The disclaimer for donation versus rate is not needed as it is legal to charge a fee for services in Canada and as far as I've been able to tell, that's all provinces. As Cristy said, better safe than sorry and too much is better than too little.

It means they purchased the 4000.00+ year cash grab from the city and agreed to follow all the license rules for "Escorts" (SEE BYLAW HERE: http://www.winnipeg.ca/cms/license_branch/pdfs/ESCORTS%20ESCORT%20AGENCIES.pdf) this by NO MEANS makes them a legal prostitution business. The city clearly defines "Escort" as very different from "PROSTITUTE" so don't get this confused! Basically the city tries to trick prostitutes into thinking they need a license where it is actually ILLEGAL under canadian law to license prostitution but because we use the more polite word "escort" the city sees this as an opportunity to abuse the laws and exploit this word in favor. Anyone caught advertising as a "Escort" in the city is scared into leaving or scared into paying for this license... where if in the ad they say "I am not a escort I am a callgirl" or "I am a courtesan" or "I am a prostitute" the city does NOT have a leg to stand in. Now, the license has NOTHING to do with criminal law either. It is a municipal infraction (Like a parking ticket) and the worst they can do is send a collection agency after you to pay your ticket... but they have been known to use police instead of regular bylaw officers to do this dirty work so it really scares the crap out of the ladies who don't know the laws as good as they should. Anyway... as you can see I hate that Winnipeg gets away with this exploitation and if the laws in canada change this year I am afraid cities like Winnipeg once they are allowed to license prostitution will take FULL advantage of it and make the by-laws just horrible.

My mother was a high school teacher in a time where it was still expected of her to run a decent home and at the very least have a darn nice supper. I don't know how she did it but every night we had a full meal that included, roast, chicken, pork chops etc. This was always served with potatoes and several veggies and of course no meal was complete without gravy. Don't forget pie and ice cream. I remember each night she had at least a few hours homework getting ready for the next, correcting papers and making lesson plans. This went on until late in the evening and then it was bedtime, help two girls with their problems and get our lunches ready. We were not a family that had cereal and toast for breakfast either, it was bacon, eggs, pancakes. My father was a man that expected a lot and it was given cheerfully. These were also some hard time financially, two daughters in high school and trying to save a bit for out university. I have a very vivid memory of looking at my mothers clothing, she did not have much for a woman in her position and it was all to put nice things on her girls. She could not afford it but somehow we all looked pretty good. My mother is getting older now and I was home just last week. Perhaps here is not the gourmet meals once served but there is a stack of money on the table for us to go out and but exactly what we would like. We now have a 9 year old in our family and I see the same generosity and patience shown to him. My mother sits with him, helps him with his homework and encouraged his gifts in the same manner she did was us. My mother is timeless and can counted on to be there for me in whatever capacity I need her for. Thank you Mom!!

There should be an Ottawa section on boobies. Yes, that would make everyone happy :boobeyes:

I'd go back to my high school and college years.....in my highschool and college body of course. But retaining my current adult knowledge and intelligence level.......my god there are SO many "missed opportunities" if you get my drift. So many "face palm" moments that I look back on and cringe lol. Dear lord was I ever clueless when it came to girls. A girl had to practically come right out and say "I wanna fuck you silly" for me to get the hint :p Additional Comments: Oh and the sixties......the sexual revolution!!!

Hello Gents.. I hope everyone had a fantastic weekend and that your week started really nice... Mine started REALLY REALLY GOOOD!!! ;) Yes as the Summer approaches my availability will also change.., as you know I am a sun lover.., so I will be enjoying the outdoors a little more in the summer... and how does this affect you.??? Well my hours will be reducing.... I will only work Monday to Friday and there will be only 2 of those days that I will work past 430 pm... THE LAST SATURDAY WOULD BE THIS COMMING SATURDAY MAY 4TH. Schedule for this week: Tuesday 8-3 East (early Bird Special) or 3-6 VIPSouth Wednesday 8-3 downtown, 3-6 VIPSouth Thursday 9-6 VIP South Friday 8-6 West Saturday 9-4 VIPSouth (last saturday) In april the Specials are for the EARLY BIRDS wanting to see me Before 9am on Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Fridays only.... Appt Required! (night before preferable or call between 6-7am) Dont forget to visit my profile and check my albums..., and when you do.., dont be shy and say hi! Here is what Cerbies think about me http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=69954 Other related links.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...tto#post448766 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...739#post439739 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...665#post441665 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...060#post427060 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...tto#post441665 To reach me and find more information or book an appointment.... Call/text 6132610054 Txt only 8195130877 Email [email protected] or PM Or come meet me in chat...

My web page is a "free" one and that disclaimer comes up automatically, I've often wondered about it's necessity as well. Also the need for the disclaimer I added concerning compensation. I only did because the few sites I looked at before setting up mine had this so I then thought it must be important to add. All in all, it is up to each of us to include or omit whatever content we choose, as to wether it's necessary, sorry I can't say. :) I suppose it's better to be safer than sorry.

What a wonderful question : ) Ancient Rome - No one does power like the Romans. I would love to witness a triumphal procession in the streets of Rome or a fiesty oration in the Senate. 17th century France - I have long been fascinated with Louis XIV and I would love to spend time at the court of Versailles basking in the indomitable radiance of the Sun King. 18th century - I would love to spend time at a salon listening to the enlightened thinkers, especially Voltaire. 1920s - bobbing my hair and doing the fox trot sounds like a lot of fun. 1940s - I grew up on stories of World War II and I would love to go back to work in the war effort.

Actually of late I have seen a rise in these posts too and I think it's going to continue. It is a way to reinforce participation in this site and community. We have had many members (lurkers) on CERB who use the site but didn't contribute, give back (in the way of writing posts, recommendations etc) CERB is trying to change direction so all members of this community contribute to it. Some people may be shy about writing (I was when I first started) but threads like this are a positive reinforcement that the posts you are writing are accepted. Oh, but you are right about one thing, we do like Tracie here ;-) RG

Unaccompanied Cello Suite No. 5 in C minor by J.S.Bach, performed by Yo-Yo Ma. This is the first time ever that I have started with No. 5 (my favourite) rather than listening faithfully through from the beginning of No. 1.

My Mom is a warrior. She protected me like a grizzly, made excellent meals, taught me to respect women always, smacked me in the mouth if I needed it, saved me from an older pedophile when I was 7, at Central Station in Montreal, Had to sit through endless parent teacher/principal interviews, and STILL loves her little boy (48 6'3 265). She has had 5 strokes and is in a home, but is still the matriarch of our family. She battles everyday, and never gives in. She is my hero, and Im am a proud Mommas Boy!!!

Since I cannot honour my mother nor would I. I would like to take the opportunity to wish the good caring mothers out there who love their children and would do anything for them. Raising them, loving them and everything else a mother should do. Thank you! I wish you a happy Mother's Day.

I have a fascination with the eras 30's,40's and 50's. So if I could I'd like to go back and experience all of those times. The 30's and 40's seemed so glamorous, of course this is from my perception through watching movies, but in reality there was an innocence then that is now gone, I believe. The fifties just seemed so sexy, the clothes, the cars, still innocent times but a little more advanced than the 30's and 40's.

My advice is STAY AWAY, this lady and a few others have been pulling this pay in full via - transfer for weeks now in NB and NS. You send the money, they accept and then when you call for confirmation they tell you they never received the money. A deposit for an encounter with an established lady - sure 100%. for an unknown on CL and BP only i'd run and not look back. The fact she wants FULL payment in advance and not just a deposit screams scam. Ive toured for 3yrs, and ask for a deposit when needed, I would NEVER ask to be paid in full prior unless you were a chronic no show. Id be VERY careful with this one.

Personality plays such a huge factor in the whole experience....In no particular order Soleil. Michelle Fox, Holly Raye and Shailee(wish she was still around) and by all reports Emily (deeper connection) should be top 5 for sure..She is definately next on my bucket list along with Ang Devine Everyone has different tastes and different opinions tho...

I try to be compassionate with myself as much as possible. While regret is useful, as articulated by Porthos, it does not serve a purpose beyond learning about oneself. If ever I experience a twinge of regret, I try to remind myself that in that moment (the moment over there, forgotten, lapsed, or otherwise inaccessible), I made the best possibile decision for myself. Perhaps now I'm different, or somehow wiser (possible older?), but that doesn't mean that back then my decision wasn't right for me. With age comes that recognition. I made a lot of really stupid mistakes, even within the past few years, but I've learned incredibly valuable lessons from them. I try not to be too hard on myself :) This was a wonderful thread, thank you so much Al!

Any info on Brittany in T-cona advertising on BP now? PM me any dealings with her please, good or bad

The two publications at this link are part of a 3-year research project by Chris Bruckert at U of Ottawa and Tuulia Law, and a community advisory committee composed of Maggie's, POWER, Stella and Stepping Stone. "Rethinking Management in the Adult and Sex Industry" "Beyond Pimps, Procurers and Parasites: Mapping Third Parties in Incall/Outcall Sex Industry" Both of these are comprehensive, valuable publications, providing excellent summaries of the current laws related to prostitution in Canada as well as great analysis of the management models prostitutes use, including agencies, pimps, secretaries, booking agents, drivers and web designers.

Working on my new website.

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I would want to meet Jesus. Ask him the question, WHY? Tell him about the future and what happens after his passing. Then I would go back and like someone else said, do the lottery....

Its hard in Northern NB. It can be a hit and miss. We schedule time, book a hotel, and for some reason, no shows. Depending on the actual location in northern NB, and who is touring, will determine if you can see someone. You can always try reaching out to the ladies you are interested in seeing, and maybe she will travel to you. xoxo Meaghan

Those are gorgeous.

I am not an expert on this. My thoughts based on what the laws are, you do not need a disclaimer. I've seen disclaimers of "contains adult content, enter if you are over 18" - Yes you should. I've also seen disclaimers of "money is for time only, what we do together between 2 consenting adults", type of thing. If you feel more comfortable, just put a little blurb on your front page. Don't need a whole page for it. I think a lot of this goes back to the days when the laws were not as clear. Today, unless you are working the streets, have high traffic, minors, drugs, neighbor complaints etc., its not really an issue. I know there are more experienced and knowledgeable people out there that have a better understanding. I am interested in knowing what they say too.

The following is explicitly my own personal opinion and does not reflect the conscience or physical actions of any other person; now or in the future. I think a good majority of the medical practice does understand the condition those who are terminally ill and under their care are in. Quietly giving them the options they can. For example full control over a morphine drip or other options. The problem is the public gets the issue very confuse bringing in all sorts of additional aspects because, once again, this issue touches close to home. We will all have to face death at some point. As a society North America hasn't a good track record in preparing its citizens to talk about death. This makes it very difficult for someone to grieve properly in many cases. You can't just "get over it" and be back at work in next week. It is uniquely different for each person, yet, common to us all. Wgat we can do however, is insist that a person's dignity is maintained throughout the medical system. This does not have to be in life or death situations, it is equally important for all people receiving care. Sending a strong signal to the staff and medical professional. A number of years ago, my father, who was in his late 60s and I believe the first practicing anesthesiologist with polio in Canada in the late 1950s suffered a major heart attack. During his first week of hospitalization some staff member changed the name above his bed from "Dr. Clark" to just "Mr. Clark". My sister noticed this before anyone else including myself and exploded, rightly so, at the staff and bureaucracy who didn't see it as such large issue. Anything that reduces a person's dignity must be corrected because it does matter a great deal to the person receiving the care. This in holds true for all circumstances whether it be terminal illness or a simple visit to the doctor's office because, frequently dignity is chipped away in small stages It's all about acknowledging and respecting people. PatrickGC

Good lube is always appreciated.

lately I have been I have been missing food that I can not have. Today a friend surprised me with some gluten-free pizza.:icon_smile: I enjoyed it and even better wasn't greasy at all.

Shamelessly bumping my own post. Just wondering if there is anyone else on Twitter since last time this thread was going around? Personally hoping to find a Cleo Catra Twitter account. Think she'd be good at it!!

I'd go back to the early 80's and invest in Apple and Microsoft. Enough said.

Gotta love a good villain. I'll add the aptly named Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

Congrats Lee on almost hitting the 2500 post milestone. Your posts are always enjoyable to read.

I think I would go back to the mid sixties and hopefully with a WHACK of cash. Could you imagine picking up vintage toys, amazing music... and maybe an original Warhol or Elvgren for pennies on the dollar?

Might as well say hi! I am from the states. Been to a few MP's in Ontario and Quebec. Enjoyed pretty much all of the experiences tremendously. I made quite a few trips up to Canada before I discovered its more liberal sexual enterprise legality, and since my awakening, it has been very hard not to head up there much more often than I can! While I have enjoyed, and intend to continue to enjoy my encounters with MPs, I am considering making the SP jump. I guess that is a good general introduction...

Wow!! That is quite an accomplishment!! Congratulations are in order for sure! Congrats kisses to you, Tiffany XoXoXo

I want to be like Dr Who and time travel back and forth with hot companions. I can think of a few from cerb I'd like to take along... :)

Hi everybody My name is Bart and I'm from Belgium. Since recent I have to be in Canada from time to time. I have noticed that the setting for escort is quite different from the one in Belgium, so I hope to get some more insight through this website.

Give her a break guys ! No need to question her motives she is one of our best !

This Haligonian loves it. Although I don't allow cof I love to watch a man explode all over my body, nothing hotter than watching a man cum, yummm-my:sperm:

That's right... had she lived, Bettie Page would have been 90 years old today. Bettie was one incredible lady. She was born in 1923 and really came into her own in her late twenties... she was bored, single and underemployed when she was approached by a man with a camera... and that's when things just took off. In 1951 there was no Playboy, no Penthouse, no Hustler... there were men's magazines but they were pulp. Wink, Twitter, Eyefull and Beauty parade... they were kept under the counter out of the view of "respectable" people... and Bettie was in ALL of them. Bettie stood out. She was beautiful. The camera loved her. She had no inhibitions. She did all the shots, fetish, bikini, topless, nude, and --gasp-- she wasn't shy about showing her pubic hair. It took nearly 20 years for magazines to catch up to her... but by then, her star had waned... at least she thought it had. For years she had no idea of just how popular she was... she had found religion in the late 50's - and faded into obscurity by the early 60's. She was an enigma through the 60's and 70's... then things changed. Artists began to discover her beauty. Authors became more interested in her story. The sexual revolution had occurred and they deified this obscure star of days gone by... and she had no idea. Bettie battled demons and not just the biblical kind. She battled schizophrenia in the late 70's; she was institutionalized for nearly 10 years between 1979 and 1992. When she finally got out of the hospital, she was a legend. In her 70's, unbeknownst to her, she was again a star. Bettie died 5 years ago in December 2008. At 85, she was the oldest living Playboy Playmate (January 1955) and had finally received the stardom she so rightly deserved. Her estate currently benefits to the tune of over $6 million (US) annually. So now when you see a cute little old lady walking down the street... think about it. At one time, she may have been another Bettie Page!

I loved her look, unique, sexy and strong, a triple threat. I wish we were more like other cultures where the aged are revered and more respected. Beauty, sex appeal are certainly admirable so is doing your own thing, how many seniors rocked in their day? We'll only know if we take an interest in them, respect them and get to know them. I love having conversations and spending time with older folks, some have the most interesting stories to tell and it sometimes shocks me how brutally honest, forthright and naughty they can be.:icon_biggrin:

Well I took the plunge and had a 30 minute session with Katherine this morning, you guys were right, thanks! What a fantastic lady, amazing conversationalist and offered me some invaluable insight/advice for my new found hobby!

1. Whats your "real" name? 2. How many men have you been with today? 3. So, have you been busy? 4. Is your real hair color/breast size/nails/tan real? 5. How did you get into the business? 6. Do you have a boyfriend/SO/partner? 7. Why don't you go Indie? 8. Can I stand you on your head while you give me a bj? 9. Why do you have to put the condom on now? 10. Can I have a tour of your place? 11. Who is that in the picture? 12. Are the sheets clean? 13. Did you shower? 14. Tell me the difference between the 1hr and 2hr option besides time, I might want to readjust our session. 15. Is that what you are wearing? 16. I thought you would be _________ (taller, shorter, skinnier, fatter, younger, older) 17. I brought rolled change for part of my donation, is that a problem? (paid $250 in rolled pennies and dimes) 18. Do you own this place? 19. You should take yoga. 20. Have you ever considered having your breasts done? 21. Do you have a bong? 22. Can you drive me home afterwards? 23. I have a friend in the car, is it ok if he waits in your livingroom? 24. How many children do you have? 25. Do you REALLY enjoy it or are you an awesome actress? 26. Can we "just hang out" cause I think we have a real connection. 27. What are the perks if I become a good regular? 28. Can I leave my shoes and socks on for the whole visit? 29. Whats the weirdest request you've ever had? 30. Has anyone ever hurt you during an appointment? 31. Does your family know what you do? And my all time favorite! 32. Your such a smart woman, why don't you get a real job? These are all questions I have been asked personally and they range from mildly annoying to WTF is he thinking! cat

I had to remove a thread tonight and I am very upset that people are posting crap like this. Some idiot PM'd one of the members claiming that one of the local girls has aids. The member posted this along with other nonsense. Why he felt it was necessary to start a thread like this I will never know but I am done with people trying to slander other peoples reputations. If your too stupid to realize a PM or POST like this is just slanderous and made by either a jealous competitor, ex-boyfriend or drunken idiot trying to cause a problems then let me help you out by telling you first hand that you should just delete the PM and report the user name to me so we can get rid of the trolls! If you feel the need to accuse someone of such a thing publicly do it elsewhere as I don't care to slander anyone on this site and as long as I am moderator of this site I will NOT tolerate it from anyone else here! I will shut down the board before I allow that to happen so if you enjoy the site please respect this policy and rule.