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Merle in Walking Dead; he sort of atoned at the end but was still a badass villain. Anyone who can rock out to Motorhead and drink Jack while his 79 Chevy Caprice is being swarmed by biters is THE MAN!

I tend to stick to myself nowadays, but before I knew a lot of sp's ( not here on CERB) and the ladies that did have so called boyfriends, were pretty much useless losers along for the ride. They did not work, and they did not pay for ANYTHING... That always use to make me laugh so hard because these women were out there doing things with men for money...and they go and take that money and take care of a man who does NOTHING :cooter: They would try and rationalize this by saying to themselves that since they sleep with so many men, it was ok to take care of the man-they kinda figured it was their way of making it up to them.... Always follow your gut!

I agree with your statement Meagan, the problem with stray cats is people think they are disposable and don't need to spay or neuter them, especially males. But unaltered male cats roam around impregnating the stray females and the cycle continues. They say there is a colony of over a thousand strays living in point pleasant park/Halifax alone. When are people going to take responsibility for their stupidity and recklessness? I believe to make a difference the laws have to change, people have to be punished more severely for cruelty and for being irresponsible owners, but then the politicians would have to do some work!!

The Ameriquest commercials are hilarious. I burst in laugh each time! Bffhouahah! Here's there top 5 compilation:

Had to put this joke in here.....Couldn't resist. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=131765

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgP_HmTyMQk - bud light - fishing budweiser - yelling

Excellent idea! I'll play! What's the one thing you really don't want to hear during orgasm? Next answer: "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"

Tea: Earl Gray, hot

I hate to sound like I'm beating a dead horse here. I've never seen Roxanne and have no particular ill will towards her. But I'm 99% certain that even without having met her that those pics are not her. Maybe they are close, but they are not her. How can I be so sure? Well, the first sign of trouble, without even searching anything is the watermark on one of the pictures; Bransilav | Josifovic photography. Now this doesn't immediately mean that its fake. A lot of girls will have professional photos done. But a simple Google image search will answer that question definitively for you right away. The first result in putting that image through the search engine is a video of the actual photo shoot. The model's name is Milica Vidosavljevic. Now I say 99% because, who knows, maybe Milica has retired from professional modeling to come jerk off guys in Moncton... but I doubt it. The other picture seems to have done the rounds in a bunch of dieting and thinness blogs and tumblr accounts (which are terrifying by the way). Again, I'd like to repeat. I have nothing against her, from what's been reported here she sounds rather attractive. I might have been interested in seeing her myself, but as soon as someone posts a fake photo I completely lose interest and I feel its important that any hobbyist who goes to see her understands what to expect (or rather what not to expect in this case). If anyone does see her in the future feel free to show her this and ask her to post real pics next time. If she starts posting real pictures she might start attracting a more informed clientele and I'd like to think that usually that's better for everyone involved.

Geico Insurance commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saIXzCoGHbU

Any of the Budweiser Clydesdale commercials. One of the latest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPG7PcI67dE

I always loved this one.

I think, in this case, only 2 opinions matter: Yours and the guy you are trying to be with. Sure, it would be nice to hear other people's views, but keep in mind their opinions ultimately mean nothing.

Gotta love a good villain. I'll add the aptly named Al Swearengen from Deadwood:

This Haligonian loves it. Although I don't allow cof I love to watch a man explode all over my body, nothing hotter than watching a man cum, yummm-my:sperm:

As I always have said I'm a visual creature, and I had just loved Emily's photo albums just recently posted. She is a MA with Paradise Spa, and today was her first day! I was quite pleased and happy to be her first client as well and her first of the day, as she said 'I popped her MA cherry' Emily is stunningly attractive, and really knew how to create sensuality,eroticism while we showered together,had some hot tub fun and of course the finale..the sensual massage. Emily did NOT need any assistance or training with another experienced lady of the spa, she was quite capable,and more then, capable of delivering one very fine hour time spent with a gorgeous lady. I will repeat no doubt about it, she is gorgeous,has a beautiful body (must of told her that several times) has an infectious smile and delivers a exploding finish to a great massage. Thanks Emily you certainly will be a sucess and Paradise Spa, Paradise has done a excellent job recruiting you. Oh here is some visual for you gents... And I just loved her perfect bum...she is amazing!!

I will start.. Why is it that American Nextflix is waaaay better than Canadian Netflix? Add your "Why is it?"

Hi Ladies Since the shoulder will not let me play this year, thought I would offer my services(for free). For the last four years I have been a one handicap, when younger I went to university of New Mexico on a golf scholarship, and was an assistant pro for four years teaching in southern Ontario. So if you are just starting out, or someone who wants to hone their game, let me know! There should be a league for the Ladies to have some fun!

I took down the winter plastic that protected our screened deck. Sitting out here now writing this while enjoying a gentle breeze and listening to some classic Marley. Life is good.

Or maybe some of the ladies can provide some mouth to mouth... hehe to ensure you are breathing... hehe

I won't kiss your ass,too hairy, but you can kiss mine anytime my dear;)

Hey guys, I just wanted to share this with you, it's a project that I was working on with a good friend of mine: www.autismartauction.com In a nutshell, her son has autism and he has been unable to receive quality services from our healthcare system, and she's been pushing for an autism crisis centre fro some time... Since she hasn't made any headway in getting the government to put up the funds for it, she decided to start fundraising to get it built privately instead. This is also a personal issue for me, since one of my brothers has Asperger's Syndrome; I wrote a piece for the Huffington Post talking about how families need to be integrated into treatment to improve outcomes for people with autism, and together, we decided to launch the 1st Annual Autism Art Auction to raise funds for the crisis centre, and couple it with an episode of Sex Brains & Money! :) The concept is that based around the fact that a lot of people with autism seem to have strong creative abilities in other areas, so we encouraged people to donate their artwork, and we would auction it off as part of the fundraising effort. So please, check out the link, watch some of the clips, and if you're so inclined, please feel free to bid on one of the many great pieces in our gallery! We also did interviews with a number of professionals who've studied autism in different capacities, and included those on the website as well. Thanks for the support everyone, this is a cause that's close to a lot of people's hearts and we really hope we can make this happen, and improve services for people with autism across the country. :)

when ever i think of commercials i alway think of this one after a very fun conversation i had with 2 people in a related job about the difference's in working conditions between Canadian LE and U.S. LE.

I love this one from Big Rock Brewery.

Friday Kennidi 10-4 aka "Kennidikummings" NEW PICS COMING SOON! Robyn 10-4 Welcome Back aka "robynxoxo" Nicky 10-4 aka "Nicky in Paradise" Katrine 3:30-11 aka "Katrine Cannon" Taylor 3:30-11 aka "Taylor_xo" Hannah 3:30-11 aka "Hannahxo" 3 rooms, 3 sexy ladies on per shift! Private Dance shows available upon request! Click here to see NEW pics of room: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3340 New Sexy Pics of our Hotties http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=52117 Full Body Relaxation Massage Single Massage: --------30 minutes $50. --------45 minutes $60. --------60 minutes $80. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant --------30 minute $60. --------45 minute $70. --------60 minute $90. Duo/Couples Massage:2 Attendants --------30 minute regular $100. on special for $80. --------45 minute regular $120. on special for $100. --------60 minute regular $160. on special for $130. ------HST included in prices. Longer Sessions available and @ Discretion of MA ------ Tips Accepted------ ATM on site------Spacious Rooms with Private Showers------ NEW LOCATION: 65 Bentley 613-274-7073 Kennidi Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=K&t=62190 Robyn Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 Hannah Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125137 Katrine Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=K&t=23997 Robyn

Thanks for being here, Spud. Make sure you stay!

Wishing you a special and a very happy birthday, may all your wishes come to reality:)

I take my Tims DD's! (cause that's how I like them lol!) Black Americano (or misto)/coffee from starbucks with the occasion of 1 raw sugar. Cream and sugar on my coffee anywhere else (just to be safe.) Green, Black, Jasmine, Oolong tea :D!

I would agree with this! Sol gives amazing dances. Very liberal in the CR. Additional Comments: I would agree with this! Sol gives amazing dances. Very liberal in the CR.

But that may well be the same client on different days. To extend your metaphor: sometimes you want to linger over a fine dinner at a great restaurant, and sometimes you're just famished and want a quick burger at the drive thru.

Did you know that George hated that song? Said it was too sappy, no one would ever buy it, and at first refused to sing it. He later said that this 3 minute song turned around 4 decades of his career. I will miss him, God rest his soul.

Thank you Miss Sophia for clarifying this. This agency is so very different from other agencies I have ever worked for. I have said in the past that I will never work for an agency again. This is more like a co-operative. I can choose my hours, rates, services. I am never made to feel that I have to provide a service I am not comfortable with. One thing I want to clarify. The difference between incall and outcall rates. The incall location that Miss Sophia provides is a dedicated spa space. There are no cats, dogs, dirty dishes, jealous boyfriends glaring at you. Clean linens, nice atmosphere, ladies are ready when your appointment is. So, the incall rate is higher then the outcall rate. You are being provided a place to play. You do not have to go an get a hotel room and spend your money on this. This service fee incorporates your place to play. You will never get a dumpy basement room when you book with Miss Sophia. I have worked with agencies that don't even provide sheets for a stained bed. Towels, are you kidding me? They cost money to wash as far as they are concerned. Here, you have a shower, nice towels, body wash, nice massage oils etc. If you want a lower rate, book you own hotel, and then the lady can come to see you at your place.

15 minutes! I know that it breaks down to a factor of cash but my Lord I consider an hour way too short! I won't even be out of my suit by the time I've got to start putting it back on. I suppose I could just haul my wiener out through the zipper and let it hang there because even if a lady is not a clock watcher I'll have a clock the size of Big Ben pounding in my head resulting in a wet noodle experience. Come on by, take the 15 min and go beat off somewhere. Then save up if you have to and have yourself a proper experience with a lady that you'll BOTH enjoy. A blunt and grumpy Chuck.

Congrats Spud! 7 years awesome... Looking forward to many more

To dump on one of the best SP in the business is totally wrong! Soleil is kind, caring and is willing to drive 8 hours to see someone with a disability and you Joe are playing your race card. Your wrong as a person because you need to sell yourself as a gentleman with good manners. Most if not all SP expect good manners and behavior from the men they see so just lighten up. You do owe Soleil an apology!

I particularly like it on my tits :)

I do advertise on BP and also on this board but I find Escorts-canada to be the best source for advertising.

I think I'm starting to understand how things like anorexia, plastic surgery obsessions, excessive tanning, extreme body building, etc. come about. I've tended to be a little bigger most of my life. I'm tall so I get away with it but I've tended to carry a bit more weight than perhaps would be considered optimal. This year I decided to exercise a bit more and eat a bit less and have lost around 20 pounds from my 'typical' weight. At first, I found myself admiring my flat stomach and feeling very good about how loose my pants were and such but it seems that over time you start to adjust to your new 'baseline'. You look at yourself and still see things. A bit of a love-handle or whatever. You weigh yourself every day and see that you're still the same weight but when you look in the mirror, instead of liking what you see, you again become critical. You want to work out more, eat less, get fitter, more toned, etc. In theory I haven't changed over the last couple months, at least as far as the scale is concerned. But what I see in the mirror has changed. So I imagine this must be what it's like for people who have unhealthy obsessions with their appearance. No matter how much you do, you're always going to find new things to be unhappy with, things that you would like to change or improve. Kind of like those that were posted here before. We're always own own worst critics. I know it's just my mind playing tricks on me but it's a powerful effect. I can see how some people would fall under its spell. I know what it's doing though, this little nagging voice in my head, so I'm going to try to just keep eating well and exercising normally and not let it take hold of me. Remember people. Be comfortable in your own skin. You're probably more beautiful than you think you are.

An experienced Hobbyist will check multiple resources and the integrity of those resources. If you see an ad you like on BP, the first thing to do would be to check CK's diary and then run it through Tineye or another reverse image search.

It took me a while to find Cerb when i first started surveying the scene, and it can be intimidating when you first open the door and look in. Then you need to learn the rules both written and assumed before you feel comfortable enough to start to participate, and then will you fit in ? these are things most think about when first here so it takes time to get comfortable.Its also easy extremely easy to jump on to -------- and look around without anyone knowing your even there,check out photo,s see who advertises on a regular basis decide if you might test the waters.From the other perspective a sp can "set up" her business in minutes so of course its going to be a buyer and seller beware kind of marketplace. To me in the simplest form thats what B/P is" an open air marketplace " that people can wonder around and others show there wares and try to gain clientel (in no derogatory terms) with places like cerb, e/c ,and to a lesser extent perb and those with their own webpresence"s are the shops to the sides, whose doors you must step thru to actually see the usually finer (but not always) products inside !

Well there is nothing wrong with looking fro variety, and as other have said it, there is still gems to be found, as Sexysophie said, she didnt even know about CERB until one of her clients actually brougth it to her attention, and she needed to start somewhere.., and is the same with the gentlemen... CERB is a great community and as I expressed on my earlier comment... we all have to start somewhere... and even when the fact is that 90-95% of the gentlemen I meet are CERB members.. sometimes there is good apples in the other sites, it is for the ladies and the gentlemen to also to learn screening processes.. something as simple as a couple of emails or txts or a phone conversation can tell alot about the person you are about to meet...

Ethics like a lot of things in this game is in the eye of the beholder..... Peace MG

The first sip of Coffee in the morning A warm Sunshiny day Making someone else smile The small pleasures of Life make me Smile all the time!!

Awesome topic. Also, related question: which "date" you thought went really well was actually a disaster without you realizing it? Like: - you left the SP's place and immediately called your buddies and said "oh yeah, oh yeah, I just banged that girl and I was all, like, bang bang bang and then I went for the kill!" - but in fact, after she closed the door behind you, the SP was thinking "Christ I'm glad that's over. And who the hell WAS that guy?" Then she took a quick shower, returned a call from her sister from that afternoon, worked on a term paper due next week, made a grocery list, then put on a bathrobe and warm fuzzy socks, and curled up to watch the Daily Show while snacking on a pint of Haagen Dasz. They're people, dude.

Thank you Paedrus. I think the OP is really wanting his first experience to be perfect. He wants it to be exactly what the way he envisions his experience. However, there comes a point that you have to make the first step and take the plunge. To the OP, understand what you are looking for, book your time and enjoy the experience. And remember, put a reco out about who you see if you enjoy it. Just because there is not a current review, does not mean she is not worthy of your time. Enjoy! xoxo

While I think that the orginial intent of this thread was to let Cerbs wonderful ladies realize that they are sought after and appriciated I fear that it's possibly in poor taste. While the ladies mentioned may appriciate the stamp of approval a more appropriate venue is through reco's. Not to be a kill joy but I have issues with people being treated like objects. Is it possible that we could let this thread die? Thanks, Chuck

My eyes :)