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Next thing Ya know People will be asking to remove the recommendation section on CERB to avoid hurt feelings..... I understand the point- but its all judgement- we ALL judge and Compare and Market and have views and opinions and they can Clash...But...I wouldnt let this bother you so much- its not worth your effort or energy is it? It does not affect your position in the industry or change the ways of life on a day to day basis. Again- I say- Live and Let Live. ;)

Best of threads, are they really necessary and what purpose do they really serve? In reality there is no such thing as "the best" as the best is akin to climbing a never ending staircase, there is no top! So why then do some feel the need to post the best bj, the best asses, tits, ect, ect ,ect. Yes if I don't like something I don't have to look at it or read it, but ignoring things never cause changes and I think this is something that needs to change. I mean who likes being compared and who can be compared? It is these types of threads/posts that can cause the need for other threads such as jealousy, why some women have insecurities about their bodies, ect. This may appear to be a cynical view but those who truly know me know that I could care less what anyone thought of my looks or personality but I get very offended when I see things being written that I know could hurt someone. At least think of better wording for these threads, ex: instead of the best bj, maybe it could be posted, who would you recommend for great oral, or here are some women with great breasts, asses, ect, ect, not the best! Sometimes a word or two can make a huge difference:) If I may add and sorry Cato, but one that irks me lately is the "battle of the Hotties" -really? I get that its in fun, but comparing women, and they are all gorgeous is just wrong, I wish you would see the true meaning of what I'm trying to say. Its fine to appreciate beauty but do it without comparisons, its possible:)

I am in a similar situation. I have done three diagnostic tests and am waiting to see what the results of last weeks MRI mean. I am pretty certain that I'll be off to see a new specialist, but at the end of the day I expect that the resulting diagnosis could be fairly serious. So how to handle it. My wife's gone, and the children have moved on, but I look at my life and think it's been a success. I am north of sixty five, so have come to expect that my medical condition will be an issue, but will not get too exited about any diagnosis until it's made. If worse comes to pass I'll make sure to enjoy life and plan my exit on my terms. I won't hide it from the family, far better to include them.

I agree 100%. It is harmless fun. It is not serious. If you don't like it, hit <next>

I agree, cristy! :) I sometimes feel bad because I am more affected by the deaths of animals than people. I love happy stories about animals too, like reunions, or the amazing ways that animals help people heal and make their lives better. I have always had pets in my life, and always will. Right now I have two big affectionate loveable cats, who are very chatty and full of personality. And then of course there is my pooch, who I often post about, Milo! :) He is my best bud and is with me nearly 24/7. Milo and I during morning snuggles: Milo and his big buddy Vincent :biggrin:

When visiting a provider especially if she lives in a nice neighborhood in a house, please follow her instructions on where to park. Especially when she asks you to park in her laneway. If you are attempting to play secret agent to be extra careful and park further away and walk up thinking no one else will notice this, you could be wrong. As many neighborhoods have some sort of neighborhood watch in effect, this can work against a client. When an SP asks you to park in her laneway, she is requesting this for a reason. It is best when you know where you're going to fit in and play the part. Park in the laneway so when you leave, you can get into your car right away. Maybe even bring briefcase or folder to make things look legit. Many people work from home nowadays and parking in the laneway looks like you fit in and are not considered suspicious. The best way to be discrete is to be out there in the open so you look like you belong there. Thank-you for your consideration. :)

This has been a topic of discussion that has already caused such a backlash amongst providers that it started a downward spiral of negative feelings and culminated in suspensions with all kinds of drama. The fact is some may feel that there is little to no tact or taste put into the titles of these thread but the view count shows undeniable draw and that is what this board is all about. Marketing. Yes, it's a community but first and foremost it's an advertising site for sex workers to connect with specific target market. The bottom line is boys will be boys and men will be men. They all like to look at pretty girls and for this I am thankful. I like to use the "best of" threads as a gauge for who I would like and not like to entertain. The most useful aspect of CERB is the opportunity to see what someone writes and how they respond to certain topics. It's like my very own screening tool and all I have to do is read. We can't teach awareness, it has to happen on it's own and pointing out the shortcomings only seems to make it worse online so pursuing this as a viable topic of discussion will come to no good and we know what happens when threads go left... cat

Its known that I'm an animal lover/advocate and love everything from mice to fish. I grew up having just about every pet one could have budgies, fish, turtles, guinea pigs, dogs, cats. I have rescued many cats/dogs, rehoming them and continue to help with many rescue groups buying supplies, vet care, volunteering. I currently have two dogs that I adore, one I took in last summer from a puppy mill in the states, who has caused me to cut back on some of my charity as her vet bills have been tremendous and continue to be as she is soon to have acl surgery. I relate better to animals as their bond is really unexplainable, you have to experience it to understand it. They will never use you, steal from you, lie to you, intentionally hurt you, nor will they ever let you feel unappreciated, they are worth more then their weight in gold, more than words can describe and to me the best kind of love is the love you receive from a pet:) After all when was the last time an animal started a war, polluted the planet, killed out of spite, destroyed nature, wasted anything. Nope those are all human traits, and yet we consider ourselves to be the superior species yet the only species destroying this planet, interesting!

I thought I would start this thread so that members can talk about the pets they currently have or have had. Post some pet pictures if they wish. I know most of the girls, have their dogs and cat's, one even has a 5 foot snake. Anything pet related is welcome 🙂 I'll start with the zoo that is my place. Currently we have: 2 dogs, 1 cat, 1 fish, 2 snakes, 1 skink lizard, 1 tarantula. But over the years, we have fostered 9 cats. had a rabbit, 2 scorpion's. frogs, toads, 12 gecko's. hundreds of fish. 1 rabbit, 2 hamsters, 1 pygmy hedgehog. other reptiles. turtle. My daughter used to have a pet sitting business and had looked over 10 dogs at our place. My daughter thought she wanted to be a Vet, until she found out that it many more years of training after university 😞 Anybody else have a zoo. Let's hear about your pets and pet stories 🙂 Post some pictures if you wish 🙂

I enjoy and dislike certain threads. Those I like, I participate in. Those I don't I ignore. I dislike those that say something like "who gives the best bbbj" or something specific like that. Its not because I don't like the comparisons between providers who provide specific services, but because it clearly stating "for this hobbyist", the sp provided this service. Maybe the provider does not provide this service to everyone? Now she is outed as possibly providing a service she does not provide to everyone or she no longer provides this service and will be bombarded with inquiries asking her to provide this service. Also, if the lady provided this service to the person making the statement, but she wasn't mentioned, she will feel slighted. There is no way around it. He told her at the time it was the greatest, but on the thread he is clearly stating someone else is better then her, even if he is not making a public comparison in the thread to her. I personally think that those threads that say is SP of this board (insert prettier, hotter, sexier, skinnier etc) then SP of this board, is hurtfull. No one wants to be compared publically. Would be horrified if someone made a statement that "sp suze is better looking then sp jane". However, comparing ladies who are not on this site, well, I am not as concerned. No one wants to objectified. This means that they are referred to as an object, like a stove - which stove is better?. he stove doesn't care because it is an object, not a human being. We are all human beings, and no matter if we have a thick skin or are fragile, it always hurts if we are not included in the "who is the sexiest, prettiest, nicest tits, nicest ass" thread. The same ones are nominated over and over again by the same hobbyists'. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and everyone is truly beautiful, sexy, talented, you just have to see the beauty. However, I do understand that these threads are popular and so, they will continue. Read or ignore, your choice.

OK, So I think that ppl have a right to post these best of's...what is the problem again? If you do not like the poll, then simply don't vote on them. I am defending the right to having what ever poll they want as long as it is not the "worst of" . I think by asking the community to stop them is wrong. They have the right to, no rules are broken. This is not in the sprit of freedom of opinion or of cerb:( I had a post about the most cherished men on cerb, never got complaints about that one. So why is only when it comes to women? This is a site that advertises fantasy. I know many hobbyist who enjoy these threads, and are entertained with them. I do not see anyone here calling someone ugly or that they don't cut the mustard...etc.. If you feel compared, or offended by cato's best of thread, then I am sorry to hear this. I am sure you know that you...all of us...have much to offer. as I said already, if I am compared to Angellie Jolle...well I will just laugh at that, cause she a bombshell babe, and I am just me:)

I love animals. Dogs, cats, birds, chickens, fish. The most I have ever had at one time was 19 dogs and cats. A bit much, so I make sure I limit the total number of animals at one time to a reasonable amount. I also run a cat rescue and spay/neuter and home stray cats. So far, I have taken care of 20 cats this year and working on the next 20. Right now I have 1 dog, 3 cats, and 2 foster cats at home. I have owned Great Pyrenees (saved me from a cougar), Rotweillers (they are my most favorite - keeps the bears away), my purebred TerryWawaSzuOOdle (terrier, chiuawa, shz zu, poodle). Lots of cats over the years. And fish. And of course the famous chickens. Layers and Meat kings. I still have a scar from those bloody bastard meat kings. Nastiest birds on the planet. Did you know that the hens will hide the roosters when it comes to slaughter time? Those roosters are the pansiest out there, hiding behind their ladies. I loved the layers though, really sweet birds. Here is a link to a thread I started about animals in our lives. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=132680 xoxo [/url]

Ok, this is beginning to plumb the depths of stupidity.. The place mentioned is a fucking nail and pedicure salon.. Yes they do flexology, which means some lady crushes the living shit out of your feet for 30 minutes.. Why don't you guys go find a real sp and get yourselves safely laid? And stop posting this nonsense.. Please.. please make it stop.. :(

I love my furry family. I have 2 cats ( had another one but he passed last year) with a third on the way. Found out my birthday present is a white Persian Teacup kitten. They are always there to give unconditional love and vice versa. They follow me everywhere and love snuggling up with me. One follows me to the mailbox and back. He's more like a dog. I grew up with a lot of kittens and cats over the years more so than dogs so I am obsessed with them.lol. They are like my children with unique personalities. :)

Cat, You are beautiful, thoughtful, sexy, funny, supportive and amazing. CERB would be a much less stimulating place without you. I have loved so many of your posts, your thoughts and insights and I can't wait for the next 1000. Thank you for making lives brighter!!

The thing is that they're all incredibly gorgeous, and it's almost impossible to choose between them. And that's the point. :) There's so much beauty out there, and we're celebrating it. And I put "In the planet" in the title of the Best Bums thread to underline the fact that's it's not to be taken at all seriously. :)

The "Best ofs" are pretty High School, aren't they?

I wouldn't mind, I love dogs although a warning prior to the visit would be appreciated, don't want to shit myself when I get greatest be a 150 pound dog hehe. No dogs don't bother me one bit if well tempered. Even playful puppies I don't mind. Although when I use to have sex in front of my dogs they always bark and get concerned that someone was getting hurt lol. So I would close the door. On a funny note I once nearly jumped out of bed when I was bent over giving daty and to my surprise I get a cold nose on my anus followed a wet tongue. Kinda killed the mood a bit, but a good laugh, still don't know how he got in the little sneak.

Me and my pooch. Too bad more Ottawa guys weren't dog friendly this visit! xo Emily

New picture from Courtney. Very nice portrait with nice scenery :)

Im also Five Feet Fuck All ;) Small but Feisty ;) Roar! xoxo

This is part of the point here too explorer.....NOT everyone loves a good bj.... or else I would say EVERYONE loves some great BDSM ;) According to Cristy (and others) it's all on the wording. So basically..... CHOOSE your words carefully ;) Like instead of saying EVERYONE or BEST OF maybe we all have to put IMHO (in my humble opinion) afterwards- to keep it less of a fact and more of an opinion ;)

Today I went to have a test done at the hospital. After several technician and a doctor having to perform the same test, I started to get the vibe like something wrong and they needed second and third opinion. I'm probably worried for nothing but for the next 3 weeks I have to wait for a call from the doctor to give me the results. Since at the hospital they cannot disclose to me the information which usual if everything is ok they say so. Anyways it got me thinking what if I find out I am terminal? What would I do? I'm not even sure I would tell people just to spare the grief. So what would you do if you found out you're terminal and had lets say a 1 year left.?

Like most (I hope), I see the long-standing threads for best bum/breasts/fripples/legs/lingerie/etc. as simple collections of pictures of that category. The recent "hottie of the day" threads come across to me as immature, to the point where I was wondering whether it is a ploy to artificially boost the thread started stat. I've just been ignoring them, not wanting to encourage them. The current threads are plenty adequate to share pleasant images.

@ PistolPete: Thanks for your helpful post, Pete! I too enjoy real way more than imaginary beauty, but imaginary has its place too. I love sexy pics and porn and strip clubs. I don't consider them a distraction but more like a prelude to other things that we all love, the reason why we're here.

The hardest thing about dealing with both potential issues with ourselves and loved ones and everything else in life is keeping our mind in check. Our ego has a mind of it's own and starts up all the fear talk or the what if's and it can near about drive you mad if it's not reigned in. Such a difficult thing to do. @Empty 83, try not to dwell on it if you can, keep busy, distracted and focus on the good. Worry doesn't help anyone and can in fact tear down the good within us if we let it. @Roamingguy, I know I said this before but my heart goes out to you. Waiting for things to happen and knowing they will but not when is difficult. I'm glad you get a visit. You are SO right though. Family and friends can make the journey so much better and provide so many wonderful moments. It's not only those leaving that suffer, it's those left behind and everyone needs to feel they had some sort of closure and a chance to say what needed saying. Prayers are with you both and good energy is on the way!

It is what it is, I use to post in a lot of those threads, and years back there was threads of the "SUNSHINE GIRL" (newspaper) hottie of the day. We can view the photo's,polls or simply move on, I chose the latter lately. Personally I like reading the Sun then flip at the Sunshine girl. I think they do it also from a marketing point of view, and if the subscriber finds it distasteful, well they can buy the Ottawa Citizen, it certainly does not hurt the marketing (views and pages) here on this board. It is in all good taste and fun the "best of " threads I see no harm no foul. Like I said, it is what it is, I rather comment on albums of beautiful women we have here on Cerb. I find it for myself much more realistic as I just might get to meet some these beautiful ladies of Cerb SO we both can have the real fun, hence the reasons why we are here.

Well if a guy saw a certain lady and thought he was a great client, and he was the best client he could be, but didn't make the lady's cut, well he may not vocalize it on CERB, but he may never repeat with that lady again. It's not that men don't care or don't feel insecure, it's just they can show how they feel or care in a different way. For some best of threads don't matter, for others it does matter, and personally I see and understand both sides of the argument, although I personally am not a fan of the threads RG

This issue is one of the several reasons I like the CERB community and experience. I'm sure there are the odd exceptions, but by and large this community respects each other to the point that these questions likely don't come up very often - at least in my experience. I've never had an SP try to bait-and-switch to more expensive services, or try to insinuate that a tip "would be nice" etc. The SP's I've met have always, without exception, been professional in appeartance and demeanor, honest and very forthcoming. In short, as a hobbyist, I know I'm paying a premium for the premium service this community provides. I'm very happy to continue to do so. It cut through the BS and I hope the SP's feel that hobbyists on this site are by and large respectful as well.

It's good to see that the list of all the threads we've started is now available again on our profile pages. For a while there was only the last 100, but now you can get access to all of them under the stats button on your page. Thanks to the technical whiz who fixed this!

Being able to cut the lawn in a bikini!

As with most things, I am sure that open and honest communcation up front would prevent a lot of surprises and misunderstandings. If a client has a problem with it, you will know up front and can plan accordingly. As such, the SP has the right to travel with their pet, and needs to accept that there will be those who don't mind, and also those who do. I love animals and if I were on the other side, visiting with an SP, I absolutely wouldn't mind having their pet present... so long as it/they kept their distance during the more intimate moments :)

If it was me, I'd retire and use my severance pay and pension to enjoy life to the fullest. Now if diagnosed, tell your family and friends. Don't keep the diagnosis a secret till too late. My dad kept his leukemia, as we just recently found out, a secret to everyone but his wife, for over a year. We just found out in December, but he had it for over twelve months at that point. Your family and friends want to know because they care. And you can have some quality visits with family/friends Tomorrow morning heading to Nova Scotia, seeing dad one last time, official prognosis, weeks to months, but doctor's guess, days to weeks Prayers are with you RG

I think putting Best Of puts one lady ahead of another. First it's subjective, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Second, at least for me, looks are just two dimensional if you will, but seem to be the only thing that matters. Things that don't seem to count in Best Of threads are where true beauty comes from...a lady's inner beauty, her personality, sense of humour, intelligence and so on. Those intangibles that make each one of us, ladies and gentlemen alike, unique. Best of threads are one of those zero sum games, one lady's victory if you will comes at another's loss, if that makes sense Now as a comparison, we have Goddess Of The Day thread, which can celebrate a lady without creating a hierarchy of who's best. It is a thread honouring all women equally. Just rhetorically, how would guys like a best of client list. You try to be the very best client you can, be a respectful poster on CERB and so on, yet you don't make the cut. What may seem like something intended in fun could be something offensive to you BTW not a bash at the best of threads. I know they are intended in fun. But I can understand why some don't like them. And this is one either you like them or don't, it's not a case of one person right and another wrong RG

Go with your intuition on this one. Legit gentlemanly clients are not going to mess around with a lady and "test" her. I'm with RG, it wasn't a "test", he was asking hoping you'd say yes. A companions donation is sacred IMO, and not even up for discussion once it's relayed to the client the first time. It's a very much a "take it or leave it" type thing. Red flag him and move on to other gentleman.

My contribution to this thread is not to express whether I agree or disagree with the threads and whether I participate in them or not.... My opinion is however that if these threads did not exist and/or were eliminated ..... that would eliminate a great deal of Cerb traffic and time spent on the site by those who enjoy reading and participating in these threads. Some of the very active participants in these threads are also pretty active and respected and popular clients. I am a business man and I have learned over time to take things and opinions I disagree with... with a grain of salt, grin and bear it most times and carry on with life and I have more successful businesses and lifestyle as a result. My two cents. The penny is gone so I shall round up to my five cents ;)

I do agree with the concept "beauty in the eye of the beholder" however, as for example: the thread for creative and artistic pics, I do not think is comparing beauty to beauty, as in that thread we have a variety of different "looks" Small breast and big breast...small waist and thicker waists etc... but in this thread it is the creative and artistic integrity that is being applauded. I am pleased and proud that my pics were added to that thread, and also humbed at the artisict abilty of so many of our cerb ladies:) There is alot of artistic talent here to enjoy!

Come on folks its people trying to have alittle fun.

Nicolette Vaughn One of my favorites...a definite "hands on" approach to things ;)

I wouldn't feel bad if I were you, you are a kind soul, someone who has empathy for animals, you probably feel the way you do because they are helpless against us, just as children are. I too always feel bad when an animal is hurt, or killed more so than a human. We in most cases can defend ourselves, have means at our disposal for help in dire situations, animals have to rely on us and a lot of times are overlooked and ignored. So don't feel guilty and btw your babies are to cute:)

This is my baby, Grimlock, or Grim for short.

I realize how difficult it may be to 'schedule your horniness' but there's many advantages to doing so. 1.) You get precisely the day and time you want. 2.) You get to anticipate the experience. (I love this one) 3.) It allows time for some communication beforehand so your session goes just how you like it. 4.) It gives your chosen SP time to plan her day/week/month. 5.) It also assures she's ready, unrushed and in the mood to play. 6.) If you're unsure whether you'll be horny when you're pre-booked appointment comes around, a great SP can easily make certain you are! When calling last minute, give her at least an hour. I have had requests for 'in the next 15minutes?' that I would never accept because I want to be well-prepared for my client. Freshly showered and shaved, clean linens on the bed, candles burning, music playing and I'm dressed to kill. I can't do all that in less than an hour! lol :)

I like all cocks. :) Especially in their natural state. Hitchens and I share a position on circumcision and he explains it better than I ever could: As for cleanliness... ;) People mainly only like the way it looks, because through no fault of their own, for so many centuries that's what they've been used to seeing. Ancient naked Greek and Roman statues and sculptures, which depicted the ideal man of the times, generally only had uncircumcised penises, and circumsized ones were considered to be both unusual and visually unpleasing. (Large penises were also considered grotesque!) Michelangelo's "David" is a perfect example. With religion and such, things changed, and nowadays, especially in this porn era, you rarely see uncut cocks. However, I do think that is changing for the better. :) I have been lucky enough to play with some very nice uncut penises. I have also recently come across some beautiful pictures of some quite visually appealing uncircumcised cocks, and I suspect the trend will continue as the popularity of circumcision continues to decline.

Thanks for being a dedicated cerbie. In response to your competitors comment- Yes this is a business but different and unlike any other. So to come into it with the thought of others being competitors is a start and a cause for negative emotions such as jealousy, imo. Its been said and discussed before there is no need to think of anyone as competition as we are as different and as individual as our services, Selling these differences is the key to becoming successful and popular. There is room for all. I can understand how and why some may look at others as competitors but in the end that is and will be anyone's downfall. You should want to help each other to advance and succeed, in the end that's what makes this a community and this positive interaction will make us all better in the end. :)

There are a couple ladies I see because now I consider them first and foremost friends and I do cherish our time together. But I don't remain exclusive to them, and they aren't exclusive to me, nor is there any expectation of exclusiveness on anyone's part. This lifestyle is by nature poly amorous, not monogamous. The ladies, even those who are friends, are still professional companions, and they understand that you will see other women, just as you understand (or should understand) that they will have other clients and that this is their livelihood. Jealousy really IMHO has no place in this lifestyle. If a lady expects exclusiveness on your part, is she going to reciprocate and be exclusive to you too? Likewise if you expect a lady to be exclusive to you, are you going to reciprocate and only see her Long story short, if you want exclusiveness get a girlfriend, C/L or a wife. And this lifestyle is not about exclusive relationships, it is about a poly amorous lifestyle A morning rambling RG

Meg for her quotes. Sara's always catches my eye. Cleo Catra references of cats and pussy a couple of my favorite things. Isabella Gia always makes me look as it sounds as she will be leaving for good but lets you know she will still be there in all her beauty.

I remember when I was finally fully prepared to advertise as a Dominatrix with a fully-equipped dungeon. After seeing this, a client I had seen a handful of times actually told me he could never again see me for a GFE session, nor could he think of me the same way anymore. Although I do not personally practice BDSM in my personal life, I am the last person who would ever fathom of judging someone else who does. Was I offended by his comment? Somewhat, but I figured I'd rather not see someone that small-minded anyway. Recently, I saw a new client for a GFE. He asked, rather incredulously, how such a sweet and kind girl could possibly be a domme. He wasn't convinced I could pull it off with my natural down-to-earth demeanor. I took it as a compliment instead of getting all pissy with him, but I did tell him that unless you find a Lifestyle Domme, a good BDSM session does involve acting. He still seemed doubtful, so I invited him to book a BDSM session. Although he wasn't into anything major or extreme, I encouraged him to think of a role-play scenario. In the end, I convinced him. Infact, he even mentioned something about an Academy Award. lol My point is, please don't judge an SP by what she does or does not do for fun in her own life. Even though I am not a Dominatrix in real life, I still have a great time when I play one on T.V. ;)

A very Happy Birthday to Porthos!!! I hope you have yourself one fantastic day!!! :D

I'm not ashamed in the slightest. WHen people ask me what I do for a living, I tell them, I'm an escort. My family knows, my friends know. When I tell someone what I do, and they think they can leer at me in response, they learn quickly that being an escort does NOT mean they can touch/grope/be inappropriate with me. I am a woman who loves what she does, and who knows that everything has it's context. As such, there ARE times when I won't say what I do, because I dont' want it to all become about me. For instance, at my sisters upcoming wedding, I will not tell people what I do. Because, unfortunately, if I did, I know there would be gossip/stares/sneers, and I would be mortified if I caused anything like that on my sisters day. Which unfortunately would happen if I was honest. Society forces me to be dishonest sometimes, but for the most part, I am welcomed and respected when I am able to be honest. My friends responded with shock, but quickly the shock turned to understanding, and in most cases, respect.