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I actually think cocks are beautiful and love cock shots. However, as an introduction or without knowing my preference is rather inconsiderate and disrespectful. I'm completely about the whole package of a man and love to get to know his mind as well as the rest of him. Personality for me is paramount because there are so many areas of attraction, connection, compatibility, likeness and pleasure involved. Once I get to know you, by all means surprise me with some lovely nudes especially if you put a little thought or effort into them. I am a lover of erotica so this plays right into that. Mind you if you back up and include a playful smile or gleam in your eye along with a cock shot, I will let a big *RAWR* escape my lips but those shots,especially in this arena, need a degree of trust.

You'll also see some ladies chime in here about COF/CIM (Like me, I looooooove cof) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138039

Wrong, wrong, wrong.... run him down.......with a big net in one hand & a box of condoms in the other.... men love that! Well, I have been known to go up & lick a random chest, but I have recently been informed by the local constabulary that this is considered " pushy ". Puritans! Seriously though, I once saw 2 hot guys doing Hydro work & I just blurted out, " Is it wrong that I'm turned on by dayglo orange?" Got a good laugh followed by, " Hell, no!". Just the other day, I was in the line at the drug store, grabbed my stuff, looked back & WOW, what a hottie. I actually did a double take. He's looking at me like I 'm nuts but I couldn't help it. So I say, " Man, you look like a younger Jon Hamm", which he did. He got a huge smile on his face, looked at his buddy, back at me & said, " Thanks, I'll take that". I gave him a 2 thumbs up & said, "Tell your Mom, good job!" & walked away. I think men appreciate a sincere compliment as much as we do. As long as their wife/GF is not around. Bitches be crazy. If Junior Jon Hamm had asked, I would have given him my address & a key to my apartment! Alas, no. Maybe next time! Fun post SS! Sandi From a woman that had me pass a note in study hall to the cute zygote cooking our wings......seriously? And I don't need a big hamm... I need a big sausage. Get it straight! :icon_razz:

You are a very beautiful lady inside and out and are a great supporter of all the wonderful ladies Canada wide. You are caring, compassionate as well as sensual and so very inviting. I love your fun and playful streak as well. I'm sure many have benefited from your contributions and smile because of it. Looking forward to many more, happy you are here!

This is a question for everyone. I'm curious at what point in the process of arranging an encounter are your nerves most on edge? Though perhaps 'anticipatory' or 'expectant' would be a better word. Basically, when does your heart start to beat just a little bit faster? For me, it's actually the wait after I send an initial email/pm that gives me a bit of the jitters. I spend what is probably a silly amount of time writing, rewriting, editing, deleting, going for a walk, and then writing again that first message. And I still end up wondering if I didn't include enough information. Or perhaps too much! Or inadvertently said something inappropriate. I still find myself holding my breath a moment each time I check my messages to see if there's been a reply. And my pulse never fails to pick up when one does arrive!

Probably a good idea. I dropped in briefly and was rewarded with a (somewhat) rare Saturday sighting of the always exquisite Jenny and I have to say I've never seen her looking better onstage.

Seeing my niece for the first time in almost 7 years. Even though I only saw her for about 30 min, it brings joy and peace of mind she is doing well living with her father after the tragic death of her mother. Hopefully this will be the start of finally getting to see her more often.

I could sign my name, Notch Johnson Phd(Pretty Huge Dick) but I do not want to make myself feel superior to anyone else. All kidding apart I can't talk to people that have or think they have more brain then the average joe, it's like their sh!t don't stink.

I still get nervous at times, mostly with new clients! Phone calls for me are nerv wrecking...I'm always worried, will i sound ok...will my English be good, will he detect my nervousness...and when i hear a comforting voice, i calm down and i can express myself with ease. then its the opening of the door, minutes before i can walk up and down check and recheck everything, room ready check, hair ok check, then i peak outside to see if a gentleman is walking up to the door, heart beats faster, finally a Knock on the door, I feel excitement... then the eye contact, i welcome with a smile, sometimes a hug, sometimes a kiss, sometimes both :), then its all good ;) Like RG said, and i think its the same for us ladies...the day you wont feel anything, either nervousness or excitement or whatever you want to call it...its time to move on....

All 3 are equally safe or unsafe depending on YOUR choice. If you choose to do bbfs with any of the 3= unsafe. If you choose to do cfs with any of the 3= safe or as safe as can be. We as hobbyist really don't know what an SP does in her private or professional life, as the SP doesn't know what we do in our private lives. But the fact is we are both equally dangerous to each other. Lets face it, every encounter can be like a game of russian roulette for both. All we can do is be as safe as possible.

Watching CNN's news anchor Erin Burnett (Out Front) and the way she is not afraid to openly display her emotions always makes my day:-) Any other Erin Burnett fans out there?

One thing to consider is that there are many different types of intelligence. When we say intelligent we usually think of good at school or puzzles, but there are others such as musical or visual. I suspect that a lot of SP would probably rate as gifted in interpersonal intelligence (i.e. dealing with people).

In general what I have found is the more intelligent the person, the less I have in common with them, higher strung and less fun. Again, this is what I have noticed. My SO's father is a retired nuclear physicist who's favourite show is Bugs Bunny. I can talk to him all day without feeling dumb. My boss has his masters degree in mechanical engineering and he bores me to death on a regular basis. Being highly intelligent doesn't make you personable or interesting.

Sometimes super intelligent people (ie Mensa Top Of The Class LOL) may be really intellectually gifted, a genius, but they can't fit into for lack of a better word, the regular world...sort of a square peg in a round hole. Back when I was in university a prof of mine was talking about a friend of his (they got along I guess because they were both geniuses) He said his friend, also a prof was really intellectual, but had problems functioning in day to day society, for example taking a bus (OC Transpo a struggle) He just saw the world differently I guess But to answer the question, if a lady is comfortable with a guy interpersonally isn't that all that matters. I know some ladies with degrees who are in relationships with guys who are in blue collar jobs. And some of the smartest, ok not academically but common sense wise are people who in one case has high school, the other didn't even finish school. And no one should worry about what anyone else thinks, as long as you are happy and the guy is happy too And the most important thing isn't how smart you are, but are you a good person, and that transcends intelligence. Don't know if that is an answer or not But for the slower of us here, a picture RG

Youtube - 1. Go to any video. 2. Pause it. 3. Click anywhere outside the video. 4. Type 1980. ...very cool thing happens.

Absolutely! I remember when I first started escorting, I considered dancing and ruled it out because a girl actually had to know how to put on a show and I have 2 left feet! I loved the performance and the showmanship the headliner would bring and the club girls would constantly try to up their game so maybe they could headline one day. A couple of weeks ago I was at a club here, it was a very quiet night for both clients and girls; the stage was empty. The manager and I were kibitzing and he motioned to the stage suggesting I go up. I told him I would rather put a man on that stage and have my way with him than dance. (yes, I'm that bad a dancer). He laughed and replied "just pretend there is a guy there! That's all the girls do." and I realized he was serious. It was a sad realization for me. The game has changed and not for the better in my opinion. An art was lost... cat

as a burlesque dancer who works in the strip club i agree with you on the SHOWS part....these days, if a girl isnt doing magnificent pole acrobatics (which is definitely stage-worthy) girls just go up on stage and shake their asses or play with their naughty bits on stage and if someone REALLY dances or, heaven forbid, puts any sort of costuming or choreography into her act all it gets is eye-rolls from the other gals or club-goers...like they're "trying too hard" or something....thats why I'm super excited when i get to do a burlesque show outside the club because people hoot and holler and cheer as skin is about to be revealed and theres way more creativity than just laying down a blanket , getting down on all fours and spreading your legs.

I also went to see Jane yesterday, coincidentally enough! I was going to post about how great the massage was, and afterwards I even commented how good the food smelled that May was eating (it was lunchtime) and Jane git me a bowl of the stir fry chicken they had made for lunch! But.... no HE offered or implied. I've seen her a few times now, as the massage alone great, but I wonder why she never went any farther with me. :(

Congratulations Meaghan on reaching 1000 posts!!! :D

This thread from a couple months ago mentions a few ladies (just a hand full of many around here) who are highly skilled and recommended in the art oF Oral Pleasures: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=134651 ;)

I was in to ness today , seen Jane as May was booked for a few hours , Jane was looking very good as usual , her massage started as normal and about ten minutes in the towel was on the floor that was covering my butt , she gave my backside a good going over , as she moved down to the legs her hands kept brushing the sensitive area in between my legs , by this time I was at full attention .. About 35 minutes in She asked me to flip . I thought for sure she would grab the towel off the floor .. To my surprise she didn't right away , here I am in all my glory and she just smiled at me .. Then she did grab the towel and placed it over me , she started to rub my belly and with in no time he was peeking out of the towel , she kept brushing her fingers over him . She went on to do my legs and kept teasing all the while then to the arms .. I was thinking ok nothing was going to happen .. Once she finished my arm she started on the belly again .. Sure enough next thing I knew she had a grasp on my happy place .. She just smiled at me . I smiled back .. Needless to say I left a very Very happy man

From Sensual Erin's album :

I am starting this thread for Ottawa Cerb Foodies :) As you know the city of Ottawa has now allowed food trucks to serve gourmet foods now. here are some links: http://ottawa.ca/en/business/business-licenses-applications-and-permits/business-licensing/new-street-food-vending http://streetfoodapp.com/ottawa http://www.urbanspoon.com/t/250/21/Ottawa/Food-Truck-restaurants Today I tried a truck called Angry Dragonz, it is a asian food truck. serves korean style food. I had their special Dragonz rice bowl. It came with rice, fish roe, asian cole slaw, 3 skewers of meat, chicken, beef and lamb and I ordered an egg roll on the side. the egg roll was great. similar to Golden place egg rolls. the meats were tender and delicious, there were several bottles of various sauces you could use. The meal was very good. the lineup was pretty long, but moved fast, I was number 20 and had to wait about 30 minutes. I highly recommend this truck. Another truck I wanted to try is Ad Mare, it is a seafood truck that serves fish and chips, fish tacos, and lobster rolls, but everytime I go by there are over 50 people in line. Going to have to go early one day. Let's here your experience and reviews of the food truck you have tried :)

I finally got a chance to try the Ad Mare food truck. I got there before they opened at 11:30 and there were still over 20 people in front of me. I decided to take a chance and wait, hoping it wouldn't take an hour. Soon there were many people behind me also. 11:30 it opened a guy came out taking orders in line and handing out numbers, you pay first. The orders started coming out of the truck pretty fast. There were only three things on the menu today, Crab sliders, Fish taco's and Fish and chips. I went with the fish and chips. Within 25 minutes I was served.:) the fish and chips were square pieces of tender fresh fish lightly battered, the chips were like potato chips, except with slices of potato's and beets, they were lightly seasoned and tasty. some Coleslaw on the side, tarter sauce and a slice of lemon. The Fish was very tasty and good. the chips were very good and addictive. All in all, I would highly recommend it. The line moves quick, but you should get there early to make sure you get an order, in case they run out. they are located on Slater and O'conner. I will be back often for this. :)

Just read an interesting article in this weeks Coast Halifax. Here is a link to the article for all. http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/red-light-greenlight-sex-work-at-the-brink-of-legalization/Content?oid=3966753&issue=3966634

I have had a massage from simi. Very good relaxation massage. Sensual with some teasing, but that was as far as it goes. I did not push it.

congrats to one of Cerb,s all time Classiest Ladies !!!

WOW - 4,000 great posts!! Technically from my perspective, it is 3,999 great posts plus one downer. The downer was when you canceled a trip to my city and broke my heart. Just kidding lovely Emma, Congrats!

I went swimming with sea turtles today! Frikken sea turtles and a big mother sting-ray; it doesn't get much cooler than that.

Long may your big jib draw Emma! It's always a joy to read what you share. You are as wise as you are beautiful! ;-)

Congratulations, Emma!

I think your right. I think it is old school if you will. The numbers won't decide for me if I want to see a lady. Yes, I do look at a lady's photos, but that doesn't decide for me either. What I like to hear, well read from a lady is her posts, pm's and emails. That gives me an idea of whether she is someone I would like to meet, whether we will click. And it is ladies' posts, ladies of all different measurements btw, that intrigued me and wanted me to contact them and meet them A rambling RG

Ever since my early twenties I was attracted to a man with s&p or completely grey hair!

Despite being in a cast and trying to work, this client made my day when he said: "That's okay my dear. It's not like we're going to be doing any dancing".

congrats sexy lady well done

Congratulations and best wishes to you, Emma, and a special thank you for your many contributions here.

Emma, congrats on 4000 posts. Great contributions and I look forward to many more!

Congratulations Emma on reaching 4000 posts!!! Thank you for your contributions over the years. :D

Ladies will ask for a deposit or request a cancellation fee, there is far too many guys that try and play the "book ya game"...yes and the "book ya game" as artist of the game,they like to book up space, than cancel within less than 12 hours. Meanwhile a gent like myself with good reputation,and have been verified/screened wanted that time, gets that last hour text and she tells me she now available..... to be quite honest,that pisses me off to no end. The fee's are there for a purpose, for the lady to protect her business, and for guys not to fuck them over with pulling a quick cancellation. It's a known fact that even agencies that are competitors will call the other and book time with a visiting SP too (Some ladies may use a agency in a city to represent them), and that is to simply "fuck over the competition" It goes without saying those that might be known as a tire kicker/time wasters may have to pay those security deposits, but I don't blame the ladies at all. Those that have a great rapport with ladies, actually sometimes don't have to pay a security deposit as we have been "Okayed" and verified AS good clients,but we would pay the cancellation fee is something drastically happen. I had a session not to long ago we were into our 3 hour session and by 1.5 hours, I received and family emergency text ( we were both taking a break after half way through and checking messages ) I had to leave, I left her of course the full donation when we first started so when I was getting dressed she gave me back some cash. I told her "no" I booked up her time, she said "No you're a great client and I know you will be back." :) Plus I've seen her numerous times. Shit does happen from time to time,but I like to think if you build your reputation as a good client, good things happen to those. Yes, I have had many...many...cancellations done to myself from ladies over my time, and some legit reasoning and I have been well compensated the next visit :) Like less fee,or more time, but those ladies that never responded back OR gave myself a reasonable explanation, well, I simply ignore them and they never see a cent of my coin ever. I work hard for my money as well, and I don't like being fucked over when taking time from my business,driving to and from her place and not even getting an apology, having said that, that was years back and I learned my lesson who to see, and I stick with reputable ladies, just like they stick with reputable gents. "Time is money" So lets's not waste it, it isn't fair in this business.

The lady is within her rights to request and expect a deposit or cancellation fee. For the gentlemen, this lifestyle is an escape, an indulgence if you will. For the ladies this lifestyle is their livelihood! (emphasized because it seems to be something forgotten by some) If a lady cancels or no shows the worst for the guy is he doesn't have an encounter with her....but he does get to keep his money and can possibly set up another encounter with another lady If a guy cancels, that was time the lady set aside for him on the belief she would get income (remember, this is their job, their livelihood) It was time she could have used to see a paying client instead of setting aside for what turns out a no show/no income period of time. Instead she has, for that period of time, made no money...money to pay the rent, groceries, bills, possibly support her kids (yes, some ladies are also mothers) That's not to mention other expenses. The lady may have booked a hotel room for incalls , may also tour (which has added expenses involved). She could be paying for a hotel room, plane ticket, meals, incidentals etc, based on seeing a paying client. If a guy is a no show or cancellation then she from a business perspective just has expenses yet no income. Her profit loss statement is a loss If you schedule an encounter with a lady, carry through with the encounter. If you can't make it and are a no show or cancellation, pay a cancellation fee to the lady. You already have the money (or should have) so no excuse for not compensating the lady for her financial loss because you couldn't keep your commitment. And let's not forget something else. I've read posts, mostly in other boards (which thrive on negativity btw imho) about the lady being five minutes late or along those lines, and bashing her to holy hell...I read posts by those "men" I want to bash them (but I digress) But those same type of "men" seem to think it's ok to no show or cancel on a lady without compensating her someway. If you cancel and get a reputation for being a habitual canceller, well it isn't just between you and the lady, ladies talk to one another, and you will get known, and not in a good way A rambling from a guy who paid a lady her donation in full plus tip when he couldn't make an encounter due to illness. At least financially it wasn't a loss for the lady RG

I've had to cancel less than 12 times in years. Sometimes, it cannot be helped. However, if I have to cancel a session and when they rebook, I discount the next session. It isn't some lame $20 off either. We put in work for our sessions, re-arrange schedules, drop plans, I even dropped my basket shopping and fled the store once. On top of me being presentable, so does my location. I am OCD and often that is part of the hour notice. (drive home, 10 second tidy, get room prepared, towels etc, and then get MYSELF ready) Winnipeg has been HORRIBLE for no shows, double, triple booking girls. That no show section grew an amazing amount in 4 months. It has gotten to the point, I have to check the number in the bad date section before I agree to an appointment. I am also seriously considering a pre-booking fee and a cancellation fee. If all of these touring girls with extensive booking requirements and deposit requirements can do it, I feel I can do the same. How touring girls choose to book is totally understandable, I just don't understand why I am met with so much reluctance. I also feel if you lost your nerve and try to walk in and out you should pay some sort of fee. We just exposed ourselves (literally) and our location. Is that fair? Do we know where you live? As a Greek provider, whether you partake or not, you owe that fee. It is a specialty service that requires more preparation. Do you order a meal and not pay for it even if you only had a bite and there's nothing wrong with it? SD

The Secret World of the Student Sex Worker By Rebecca Schofield http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/rebecca-schofield/student-sex-workers_b_3706988.html

Forgot about these creative Ad's from Emily J's album: Most creative :)

For me, it's always 5 mins before the appt is when I get nervous. I find just being in a good mood in general helps me and first impressions are everything. I always greet my guests with a kiss as an icebreaker.

Where do you see the AD's?

I'm the most nervous/excited a few hours before an encounter. Once I get checked into my hotel and am getting the suite ready (gift bag with donation out, wine chilling etc) heart is pounding...surprised I don't slip and fall in the shower LOL just waiting for the knock on the door. About a half hour before the lady is to arrive the tv is turned off (more I want to make sure I hear her knocking) and my head turns, looking at the clock, looking at the door, back and forth, back and forth, heart a pitter pattering away. And I'm this way whether I'm seeing a lady for the first time or fifth time or fiftieth time And on occasion when I'm seeing a lady at her incall, heart is pitter pattering from the time I leave home till I arrive on time at the lady's place...and those trips are usually about 3 1/2 hours long, heart pounding all the way. One of those trips I even had Carly Simon's song "Anticipation" playing in my head And the day I don't feel that way about an encounter, well that is the day I pack it in A rambling RG

Meh. Letters put together to phrase words really mean very little to me. Meanings, intentions and context can sometimes be more important, but I, personally try not to dwell on things like that. There is bigger things to worry about in the world that word choice. Especially in the heat of the moment, I would prefer to focus on other things than getting my panties in a knot over words. I like all dirty words. :) Even the C word (it is censored here) is good to go with me. It's fun to say and get a reaction from people too. Hehe :) Whore. Bitch. Slut. If someone is a good person with good intentions, and it's all in good fun, I wouldn't worry too much and use what is natural and comfortable for you. The overly politically correct people who overreact about these things and get huffy are their own worst enemy. This is just my own personal view on the subject, many others likely feel differently.

Honestly for me, there are no right or wrong "words", there are right and wrong PEOPLE. With some people you know that whatever dirty word comes out of their mouth, they mean it in the most respectful, caring and lusty way possible. It's a compliment. That's when I love terms like slut or w***e or whatever. Then there are those that can make even the nicest word seem dirty and I'm not talking in a sexy way. They can make words like beautiful or sweet sound like derogatory comments. Words do have many different meanings but it's the thought, emotions and intent behind the words that give them true power!

Thanks everyone for the mention :) It is indeed one of my favourite pastimes, and I like to think I am perfecting my craft all the time! hehe I also agree that there is lots of ladies who are known for their fabulous oral skills and enjoyment of the art. OttawaK, I also recommend you browse the Oral Lovers Social Group, as they is some awesome and very naughty BJ pics of some of the ladies who have been mentioned on this thread! ;) :bj2: Anyone else who wants an invite, don't be shy! ;)

Lana used to be at Playmate, and Chrystal used to work at Fanny's when it was on Bank ST. She then went on to sell dancer clothes at bars. Spoke to Lana after that video came out, which was a few years ago, and she was not very happy about it for shaddy reasons.