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Why do some people do such mean things? How can they do such harm to something so innocent and undeserving? Thankfully there are some that step in to rectify the damage others have created. I hope those kind souls will be forever rewarded. I hope you don't mind me sharing this touching video.

Nothing is ever black or white which is why some topics may be difficult to determine one's feelings about. Take your hesitation as a sign that you want to know more about the subject. It has you interested enough, it is worthy of investigation. I see that as an inquisitive mind and that's a good thing. Inquisitive people tend to not make brash decisions and tend not to impose their beliefs on others.

My take on this. Approach the lady you would like to see about a retainer relationship. Tell her what you would like (ie once a week for two hours paid up front at the beginning of the month) She would tell you what the donation would be for such an arrangement and you can both set up your weekly dates Don't suggest any rates. She'll tell you her rate for a retainer type relationship. And since you know one another, you trust her and I assume by extension she trusts you, it should be something you can discuss openly. You may even wish to have an encounter with her and during the encounter discuss such an arrangement in person. My two cents RG

I plan on having sex and eating chocolate... Even if I have to buy them for myself :) xo

Congratulations on achieving the 500 post mark and doing it on your one year anniversary of being on CERB Enjoy your posts, looking forward to your next year and your next 500 posts RG

being indecisive often just means taking time to think about something, rather than rushing to judgement. And yes, sometimes that means not being able to decide, precisely because the world is rarely black and white. If more people took the time to reflect, perhaps the world would be a little bit better off. Porthos

I was going to write something thoughtful but as I am presently on the throne and my legs have fallen asleep while I read all of the other insightful posts on this thread, I'll just say this: Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Be yourself, take a chance and play nice. Good things are bound to happen. Now if I can only stand up without falling back in, I'll consider the day a success. :icon_eek:

It's too cumbersome to have a strong opinion about everything. A lot of the times I know that I need more information to completely asses the situation, information that I won't get just by reading the paper, or watching the news. One example in Toronto that's a very complicated topic is a runway extension for a downtown Airport which is on an island. Issues range from jobs, economics, taxes to noise, pollution, viability. Proponents from both sides who know what they are talking about have excellent points, otherwise a lot of people are spewing nonsense or basic talking points. I know that the situation isn't completely clear, and I don't have all the information to really decide one way or the other yet.

See this is the beautiful part about board participation. By Miss Davis sharing a little tid bit about her life I personally find her more endearing and "real". Because being able to connect with a lady on a level beyond the physical is important to me I now realize that if Miss Davis and I were to meet we'd be able to "connect" over baby stories. So without realizing it Miss Davis just gained a potential client when I'm in her neck of the woods again.

I wish I had more time to post, to be honest. I have a variety of things that compete with my time, such as writing my thesis, my work as a research assistant, my yoga practice, etc. I find it really hard to find time to post on forums which is why I write in my blog more often. I know how important it is for people to get a general sense of who we are beyond what we write on our websites, etc. I hardly tour and sometimes I find it difficult to keep up with all the boards. I can only imagine how much time and energy it takes for those that tour multiple cities across Canada to keep up a board presence. I really (really) admire them a lot. This is completely unrelated, and I hope this isn't a hijack RG, but it reminds me of when people say that being an escort is 'easy money'. They're so foolish! There is so much involved in attracting the kinds of clients you like and will enjoy spending time with (blogs, website maintenance, photo shoots, screening, e-mailing, forum posting, etc). Anyway, while I definitely understand how fun it is to interact with ladies online, it's not so easy sometimes. A lot of people in the industry have blogs now too and I think that's a really good way to balance it all :)

I am a die hard BlackBerry user and I recently downloaded a new App that I think is great for this Hobby/Business. The App is called "Hide SMS" and while it is for BlackBerry 10 phones I am sure there are similar Apps for other popular phones. Bottom line the App redirects incoming text messages from identified contacts or phone numbers into a password protected area on your phone and not into your regular text message location. This allows clients to securely text back and forth with SP's with no indication of the text trail in their regular text listing. If your spouse checks your phone you are all clear. It also would allow SP'S to flag the number of regular clients so that the record of their conversations were secure in case the phone is ever lost of stolen. I have only been playing with the app since yesterday but it looks very promising.

Just wondering what your thoughts are... Does it matter if a girl takes time to groom her self before seeing you ?

I get so annoyed when I am on the fence about topics! It bothers me to no end! Like I will think on it all day! It seems to happen more often then I like:( Am I naturally a indecisive person? Maybe.... or is it that I like to look at too many angles all at once? Maybe too observant? Grrr, like in the paper today for Fredericton, there are 3 men with charges for street solicitation, their chargers are dropped, but yet I can not seem to find a 100% decision on how I feel about it. I read and read about how other think, try to take it in, but still on the fence! ( NOT JUST THIS ISSUE, THIS IS JUST ONE EXAMPLE, LOL) How do you filter between what is truly your belief/impression? I mean I read one comment and say " YES!!' then I read an argument against...and say... " YES!" Then I just get confused! anyways....still trying to sort it out, I am not wishy washy, but I do tend to see too many points all at once:( Don't know if many other's here get the same confusion. I mean I hate for PPL to think I am just a "yes" person to everything lol... thanks for listening:)

Congratulations on your one year anniversary and on being a part of the CERB community. Your contributions are positive and noticed...I know I read what you have to say I was very happy to provide guidence, and I'm sure your first encounter was great. I just wish my first encounter in this lifestyle was with the same companion you saw ;-) Looking forward to your ongoing presence on CERB Happy One Year Anniversary RG

I always find it funny when someone wants to see me "right now". I need time to primp! Is it wrong of me to want to put my best foot forward? Contrary to popular belief, we ladies go to the gym, we go to work, we volunteer, we walk our dogs, we go to the store, we change flat tires, blah blah blah. Essentially what I am saying is that we don't sit around perfectly coifed! A little rant to solidify the fact that as serious and professional providers we choose to see you when we are at our absolute best! Your pleasure is my desire!

Summer Olympics. Although a good movie trumps all.

Congratulations & congratulations on the double milestone. So clever of you to combine the two to save the rest of us time. Seriously, you're one of the more thoughtful, consistent and entertaining posters, so good on you! Keep it up. :dncdick:

Does it matter if a girl take the time to groom before our meeting? Yes it should, I prefer to have her with her hair well placed, clean body and clothes and smelling fresh. I have been on dates with ladies where there was no make up, no brushed teeth, still in PJ's(this could be hot if they are sexy PJ's but that time they were not) the bed was all upside down(Ok this is not part of grooming, I just added this to the list). Keep in mind it was not all on the one date.

Assessing the pro sand cons is always a positive, but in the end you make a decision. Of importance though is that you have confidence in your judgement, and can move on and be comfortable whether you have all he facts or are 100% sure. If you are presented by new information you can always revisit the issue.

I am often indecisive. I think it is common to have differing opinions about particular subjects. As Meg said, not everything is black and white. Don't be to hard on yourself or question your thoughts, having many is better than having none at all:) Sometimes weighing the pros and cons can bring about a conclusion for you, either way nothing to worry or feel bad about, you're good:)

I wouldn't dream of not being freshly bathed before a date! I have had people ask me not to wash my privates or my feet for a few days....never gonna happen!

Mind? I don't mind a single bit, Cristy. Instead, I thank you for sharing this sad but touching and wonderful video. It is so gratifying to know there are some kind-hearted souls around.

We all get those, but like others said stop re-evaluate change only what you can, and not others. If things are out of your hands then try not to worry about what if? Don't be afraid to ask for help. Sometimes admitting you're wrong and saying your sorry goes a long way. Sometimes all it takes is someone to talk to. Best of luck!

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Ive been asked this many many times over the years, like `whats the trick, what do you REALLY do ? well honestly? its to realize that there isnt one. theres no short cuts, methods or moves, that will do the work for you. im in my hotel room at this very minute, (on a monday, having been here all weekend long) and theres not a piece of trash in my garbage cans, my oil bottle is full, if you didnt know differently, youd say the hot tub, shower and towels hadnt been used. that is whats called discipline. many of the very pretty faces you come across these days are lacking it (teehee, dirty minded gutter joke:jackoff:) which is why i think if you want to make it as an indy, your only hope is to put in at least a year in a decently run, licenced mp, to learn the very basics (discretion, the law, and how have a work persona) Any hoo, thats my opinion, feeling slightly reminiscent today as im about to work outside the comfort zone of my home turf tomorrow....later haters! ;) lol play safe! Additional Comments: like i was saying, its not just my opinion i suppose...http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/City-to-look-into-unlicensed-escort-agencies-244753771.html

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With all due respect to any who reads this- posting anywhere should be done to express oneself, without worry of how the post is read or interpreted. I don't post to gain friends, fanfare or even clients. I post because I want to express my opinion, liked or not, to get ideas, discuss a topic on my mind, to hear differing opinions. I like that even though this is a reco board for sp's and hobbyists we can discuss things other than sexually related topics. General discussions is a forum for that:) I am very opinionated obviously, not everyone's cup of tea for sure but I'm also entitled to express myself like anyone else, so I do:) when I have the time;) without worrying about misinterpretations, or results:)

Since there was no actual evidence provided in this article, citations, or links to any actual research done, last week I e-mailed both the author of the piece in the Ottawa Sun, and the the anti-prostitution group who makes the "150 women forced in Ottawa" claim, to inquire about this apparent research. I have not received so such as an acknowledgement. I don't expect to. The group who made this claim, imPACT Ottawa, has posted on Backpage today. They linked to a survey asking clients basic questions about their involvement in the sex industry. I encourage all clients to take part in this anonymous survey, to have your voice heard. It's only a few questions. These are the sort of groups who are influencing any sort of future legislation. Take the survey:: https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/5H67FYX As well.. here is a response to that article from Frederique Chabot, of POWER Ottawa: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/touch/story.html?id=9488711

I agree! It's all about it being "mutually beneficial". :) Haggling is just when one side gets more without giving anything back. In this agreement, both people come out winning. I really like this idea, and have entered into agreements like this before and they worked out quite well. I continue to welcome such arrangements that will make us both happy as provider and client. :) Ongoing relationships can lead to some very fun and intimate times. Every lady is entitled to operate however they please, but IMO, this in this line of work, this is a good way to do business, and hopefully she will not feel offended. I personally think the terms you mentioned are fair, but maybe she will have something else in mind.

Am not trying to hijack this thread just want to share something related. When I read this string it reminds me of a few light quotes that I've shared / received with staff, friends and family over the years. So and so "never lets a few facts get in the way of a good story" "never wastes time to get all the facts when he/she can jump to a conclusion first" and my personal favorite, "I don't yet have a fully formed opinion on the matter" musings from an occasional fence sitter.....

Absolutely it matters. It tells me that she takes pride in her appearance and cares about herself. It also shows me that she has a genuine interest in what she is doing. Most importantly -- I hope anyway, that it is a reflection of her desire to be with me. YMMV goes both ways in my opinion. If she is well groomed and smells pretty. I am more likely to take my time and go the extra mile to pleasure her.

I would rather have all of you stunning, sexy and erotic Ladies on my face!! What do you mean I misunderstood? Ok let me look at the post again. Oops, you meant fence!! Damn I thought I had something there!! Hugs Tom Theliquor

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"Grooming" as in proper cleanliness and hygiene is an absolute must IMO. So a shower/bath before a session is a must. Not just smell fresh and clean, be fresh and clean. Grooming will also encompass just being well put together in whatever "outfit" the lady chooses. This means, (please excuse my crudeness) not meeting me with a wet spot on you outfit from where you just washed the cum off it from the last guy to visit you (this actually happened and the lady was upfront about why the wet spot was there, points for honesty I suppose). For some grooming will also entail "touching up" your hairstyle down below to avoid excessive stubble. A point of note, as I'm a lover of a furry kitty this doesn't apply to me :)

Haha....great answer Savannah, I'm of the same mind as you. A wonderful plan indeed.

Obviously, grooming matters. By grooming, for me, that means looking after hygiene, washing, clean hair, brushing teeth (fresh breath), shaving (legs and armpits definitely). In terms of dressing, I've had encounters with ladies who have worn clothes everything from a dress and high heels to sweats (all clean clothes of course)...and it is all good :-)...most important is that the lady is comfortable. To me a lady not wanting to take the time to groom herself is a lady that really doesn't care about her client and by extension, her business. She is someone who thinks being a paid companion is just about posting a BP ad and showing up offering just sex for money...much in the same vein as a guy showing up dirty but thinking because he paid he has no requirements for cleanliness and good hygiene on his part. Hope that answers your question A rambling RG

Both cats that I adopted were abused and abandoned. What confuses the hell out of me is that the both of them are as gentle as you can imagine. One of them is by far the most affectionate cat I have ever come across. It breaks my heart thinking that at one point in their lives, they were miserable, scared, and in pain. Both are deathly scared of the outdoors, and the thought that some people left them somewhere in the middle no where makes me feel anger that I rarely feel. I have no idea why anyone would do this. Why is a very good question.

I'm having one of those weeks... On Sunday broke two crystal wine glasses and felt 3 times on ice Yesterday I got in a car accident. (I'm not hurt but it was scary) I forgot somewhere the new pair of lululemon pants that I bought 30 minutes before...

Happy Cerbiversary!!!!

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago. The next best time is Now.

What a fab app that would be! Gives discretion reassurance for those gentlemen hesitant to give a cell number.

I've always liked how optical illusions look so I find this really cool... The following link shows examples of how simply placing two white lines between gif images can make it 3d without glasses. The effect is pretty impressive I'd say: http://www.wikitree.us/story/2052 What do you think?

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Hmmmmmmmm... coincidence???

Dude, seriously...just fucking do it. Who can you trust? Everyone. All the ladies who advertise here and have review threads are absolutely trustworthy as far as your needs are concerned. You're not giving them your bank account or SIN number or first born child for fucks sake. Shave your nuts, wash your ass, head to the ATM and have at it. Don't be a pussy.

17. The chance encounter You sir, need new socks. Yes you do. The old socks in your drawer were purchased when Gilligan's Island was a new show on TV. Well, Mr. Frugal, you shall treat yourself to a shopping spree... indeed. Sox-a-palooza. You shall purchase 4 new pairs of socks. You might even get daring and buy a pair that is adorned with argyle... maybe even a stripe. You are a sock buying machine. Where to go. Aha! The mall. And that's where it happens. You see her. Alotta Fagina. The woman that rocked your socks off just last week. OHHHH MY GOD. That's Alotta Fagina. But wait. Alotta Fagina is not alone. Could that be... hmmmmm.... it looks like her... yes.... it has to be.... Mama Fagina, Alotta's mom. And that other woman... also seems to look like Alotta... Good Gods... it's Younger Fagina. You see three Faginas approaching you. What do you do???? The answer my friend is... nothing. In this hobby we have all seen Alotta Fagina. We know that sometimes Faginas need a break. You need to understand that the woman you see in that mall is NOT Ms Fagina now... and unless you know each other in some plausible other way (like being a neighbour, a high school friend, her dentist or first cousin <awkward!!!!>), you will not approach. You probably will give her a bit of a lecherous stare, because you still have testicles... but that is where it has to stop. You'd want her to leave you alone when you are with your non-hobby people; respect that she wants the same as you. Go to the food court, order a bacon sandwich and plan the rest of your sock adventure! 18. I am feeling a little under the weather, but I have a stiffy. Good for you! Now go to the interwebs. Get the provider's number. Call her. Tell her that you are a sick little monkey. Tell her that you can't make your appointment but would love to rebook. Send her an email money transfer with a cancellation fee. Go to the bathroom. Get the box of Kleenex, the bottle of Jergens lotion, and a Dristan. Go back to your computer. Find a website with naked people having sex. Apply Jergens. Wait... wait... wait... grab the kleenex. Now take the Dristan and go have a nap. If you are sick, don't book an appointment. If you have already booked an appointment, reschedule when you don't have the plague. Do not jeopardize the provider's health by showing up sick. When you have an appointment and you are sick, you make the provider sick. When you make the provider sick, she might not be showing symptoms and she might make me sick... and that would be bad for the world. You see I am a very important guy. How important??? You know that Tsunami in Japan a year or so ago??? That was me. Some Japanese guy sold me a faulty Sony TV. If you get me sick... I will make sure that you get penis cooties. You have been warned. 19. The Secret Weapon Gentlemen, we all have a secret weapon. If you are ever unsure about who is scamming, who is photo swapping, who is dangerous and who is to be absolutely avoided, there is only one person to turn to... CERB's own Cowboy Kenny. CK is a genius... and he works for all of us.... all of us except for the forces of evil. CK exposes those who would try to exploit our weakness for the female form and at the same time he protects the fantastic women that do a wickedly awesome job keeping us happy. CK is a superhero. Here's his site: http://www.cowboysdiary.info/wordpress/ ... more to come

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)