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I've been doing that for a long time with the erotic poems I write and it works just fine ;) yet, I do not offer a "menu" with a full list of acronyms. Have fun with it!

My friend found five homeless kittens this morning, and within two hours we found them all homes :)

It deserves to be said more! Excited! Even in theaters again which is very cool for a whole experience. Bring on Peter Capaldi!

Felina would be a excellent choice I think. Be upfront with her , and she will relax you within 1 minute!

About bloody time!

Assuming that this bill may be reality, I want to talk to our NB men about how an enquiry will look like, as we will not advertise sexual services. Let's pretend we are txting... Gent txt: Hey baby, can I book a GFE and do you offer BBJ? Lady txt: No hun, I only accept donations for time spent. I do not charge for sexual activities at all. Gent txt : But do you do BBJ? Lady txt: I do not charge for sexual activities. or ... Gent txt: can I book a massage, do I get a HJ too? lady txt: I book massages yes. I do not charge for sexual activities. So, IF this bill becomes law, Gent's are going to have to book blindly and visit with the hopes all of your hopes will be fulfilled. As no lady will be able to admit in any way to any sexual activity. This will apply to phone calls, email and txt. Our ads will be stating " time spent". This sucks! But I am just wanting to get in the mind set that this just may be our reality:( It is going to be hard at first, but all things it will become easier. Hopefully we can rally together somehow and change this eventually. I am still hopeful though...

Two very Sexy ladies visiting nb. They both deserve a mention here. The very beautiful Exotic touch Danielle and equally beautiful Maraena. Show them some love Moncton.

This is just MY opinion: Why would a lady invest in a professional photoshoot and choose to watermark HER pictures with the photographer's name on it? Promote him instead of your own name or website? It doesn't make sense. All ladies that I know who invest in pro shoots have to buy the pictures from the photographer. Once we select our pics then the photographer's watermark is removed and we either have the option to watermark our pics with our name on it or not. Depending on the agreement between the two parties, a small "logo" from the photographer can be added to the picture but it is never the main focus of the picture. If you Google her name, you will see that her recent ads mention ages ranging from anywhere between 19 and 26... Since the phone number she provided is also not searchable, I would be extra diligent when making your choice to go ahead (or not). Maybe you can contact her to see if she has a website or reviews? I would love to help you out more but I'm pressed for time. Good luck!

That idea of creating stories might work. Have a blog. Tell erotic stories, just nothing about money for services. Potential clients, those menu focused could read the stories, and say "hey, that is what is offered" And the stories could even be written in fiction, ie "The Sexual Journey Of Jenny Smith" (just a name I came up with on the spur of the moment LOL) Of course that is for guys who's focus is on a menu based service, that might be a way around the menu, I don't know Of course there is something even more profitable. Peter MacKay is going to give you twenty million to stop. You ladies could all be multi millionaires by stopping. You could even haggle with MacKay and Harper, I agree to stop and decline my twenty million in exchange for a Senate Seat...holy f*ck, Senator, they don't sell their bodies, they sold their souls. Anyhow, that's tongue in cheek ion RG

Sadly we will no longer be able to advertise specific services when the bill passes. I've been looking at my website and will have to remove my menu. I do remember before Internet advertising. We never discussed specific services, even in person until AFTER the money exchange. It worked. They booked our time and what we did together between two consenting adults was our choice. I'm thinking of creating stories - sexual ones. Talking about what I like to do without actually advertising services. The guys would have to read between the lines. It might work.

Available Wednesday 10am-6pm Thursday 10am-6pm Friday 10am-6pm Hello Gentlemen and thank you for taking the time to check out my ad! My name is Mandy, I am 22 years young, super bubbly, with a tight body that will make you say OMG! My curves are in the perfect places and my seductive hazel eyes will put you in a erotic trance... My soft hands will paralyse you as I touch you in all of the right spots at the perfect pace, leaving you wanting more, more and more! My bodyslides will keep you moaning while I rub my C cup natural breasts all over you... yummy, wet and slippery Don't be shy to ask to massage me, I love to be oiled up and my purrrring will keep you going! If your the type who enjoys some sexy company in the shower I am more than willing to get steamy with you. I strive on making my clients feel satisfied! So... why not come over and enjoy yourself I am sure you deserve it! Once your gone you will be left with naughty fantasies and dirty dreams for days. If you are interested in any of the above you will find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa. It is a place like no other! Very clean, friendly staff, discreet, with an atm on site. The rooms have private showers, fresh linens, soaps, oils/gels, & big mirrors to watch us from every angle possible! Here's what some gentlemen on CERB have thought of our time together... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=M&t=120757[/img] To book your sexy session call the spa, 613-820-8887 & request me! Or feel free to PM me for my availability or service inquiries.

Oh my yes...I couldnt help myself and got my Hitachi to work ...wow! Thank you yak ;) I am also a big fan of massage porn videos...:) sensual...erotic...and lots of forplay :D BJ

For me it was a way to stay sane. I love my partner but for the last 2 years she has been battling a mental illness that has put a huge strain on her, me and our relationship. Sex has dropped down to pretty much zero and everything in our lives revolves around trying to get her well. I thought I was going to go crazy with the stress and then I saw an SP. All of a sudden I had an hour that was all about me. An hour where I could relax and stop worrying. It was truly amazing. Now I try and see an SP every couple of weeks. I have met some truly amazing women and i feel way better. Do I feel guilty for hiding it from my partner? Yes. Am I planning to stop? No. Does that make me a shitty person? Probably. Sigh.

Initially a bad breakup with no desire to repeat it in the near future. I hate the bar scene tried online dating and I just can't get into it. Until I do find someone I can share my life with, this hobby takes care of needs that I have. I have met some really great people along the way.

Do you have contact info? Im looking for a good bbj.

My story is very similar to most above. In my case, we haven't been intimate in more than 6 years. At first I stayed true and try to tell myself that I was strong enough because I love my SO and she was worth the sacrifice. It took a while but I finally admit to myself that I was weak and had to take care of my needs outside of our relationship. I'm a much happier guy and we are a happier couple now. Our relationship is even better now (at least that's what I think) than before. My only regret is that this happiness has come at a huge potential cost (her trust in me, if she finds out). Sometimes, I get the feeling she knows but goes out of her way to avoid it so I've not push the intimacy issue anymore. Wow, this is sounding like a confession. Anyway, that is why I'm part of this Cerb community. I can sort of be myself and open here, it's therapeutic.

You can't call him a dick. A dick is useful

Yes my friends, I have done it "my way"! Some may have noticed that my posts and threads are becoming minimal in nature (could be a good thing!). So as an update, the cancer continues to spread and has started to effect some nerves and cognitive stuff on a random basis. Docs tell me this is what I can expect for a while, nothing major, but all things being equal, by spring, my nerve endings will be really screwed up, memory may or may not be effected, speech may or may not be effected. They looked at me funny when I asked about my tongue! Anyway, hanging in, trying to get rid of this blasted cold provided to me by some uncaring asshole. Will continue to stay in touch while I can, hoping to be good for the next Ottawa Social, that is a focus! Will continue to drive and visit as long as I am able. Thanx, hope you all have a great weekend, play safe, play often and give the ladies lots of licks, kisses and hugs (YMMV)!!!!! Tom TheLiquor

I started in this lifestyle long before we began to call it Hobbying. As a young man in my 20's I had a raging libido. I was a two to three times a day kinda guy. Sadly, my GF at the time was a 2-3 times a week kinda girl. So I sought relief elsewhere on the streets of Montreal. My current SO and I have the same mismatch. Only now, some 35+ years later! I've slowed to 2-3 times a week, while she is at 2-3 times a month. Knowing this disparity might spell trouble to our marriage, my wife approached the subject by telling me she didn't want me to cheat, but she knew that she did not satisfy me as much as I needed. She told me that if I needed to be "taken care of" then she was ok with that under a few conditions: I remain discreet, I don't bring anything home (disease or drama) and I keep it to myself. We've been together for over 31 years, so it works for us. Plus I get to show her all that I've learned over the years. She really likes that part. Like so many providers, I've been able to separate the physical act from the emotional connection. Hobbying keeps me at home for my wife and I get to practice in between matrimonial sexual bouts. What could be better?

My reason for being in this lifestyle is because of lack of intimacy. I'm a happy married man with a wife that gives me everything I need except for intimacy. The very few times we have passionate love is so far in between that I never remember when was the last time.

I actually do massage porn all the time :aol_rideit: It is my favorite and it gives me stronger orgasms than casual sex. I understand why guys love going in for erotic massage because when I receive a massage and the client start to touch my wet pussy slowly, it kinda makes me extremely excited. I love it! The excitation build up slowly to a point where you can't go back. There is of course a minor explanation since massages accelerate the blood flow which makes guys harder and more horny. It makes me feel the same !! I even started to do it on my free time with my sexual partner. A bottle of wine with nice music and slowly build up our orgasms for hours :-) Nothing beats an MA and SP combination for massage porn! A professional massage to extreme satisfaction! I actually want to videotape one soon! Keep doing porn massage ! :-) Yummm yummm Love it ! (sorry for mistakes in language. I am french) Kat ;-)

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is Miss Jessica Lee No, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting her. But her website www.happyhookersofcanada.com is a forum for like minded SP's and has an avenue to express how being a professional companion has been a positive choice for them in their life. Having a forum like this allows ladies to express how choosing to be a professional companion has been positive for them, in their life, instead of being stereotyped as a victim by MacKay and the rest of the intolerant CPC and religious zealots. And as a side note, after reading Jessica's letter on how being an SP has been a positive and empowering choice for her, I feel less like a john and perv ;-), and more like a gentleman who enjoys female companionship :-) RG

I too love massage porn especially the scenes where the masseuse is not really working in an MP but finds tje guy hot and vice versa and things just get out of hand. This for instance is really hot. http://www.porntube.com/videos/deepmassageturnsdeepfuckdanadearmond_1212460 Maybe this should be posted in the videos section but just me 2 cents.

In the "old" days when there we just yellow page ads and newspaper print ads, nothing explicit was advertised or discussed over the phone. We managed then and we will adapt. The sky is not falling.

First I didn't say everyone doesn't care about a menu. My point was just don't talk about sex for money My exact statement was "Some guys like the idea of a menu, the ladies I see don't have a menu, the encounter unfolds naturally, so there is no discussion of any sexual services in our correspondence. Point is, keep talk of sex for money out of the email/text/phone call, don't use any acronyms." I am certainly aware of some men's focus on a menu, I didn't dismiss it. But for those not menu focused it ceases to be a concern when discussing booking an encounter with a companion. But for those menu focused just keep sex for money out of the conversation. RG

Bianca.... you ever need a driving buddy you know where to find me. Lololol

Available tonight until 11pm Call 613-274-7073 or PM Me!

So no cock pics Is this OK then LOL Seriously, beside the ignorance, what guy really would. I mean think about it, we know most ladies use smartphones these days. Why would I reduce what little I have to an eenny weeny phone screen. And I don't need added costs, the lady telling me I owe her a new phone because she sprayed over her phone laughing at my.... ummm, shortcomings LOL Just posted in the lighter side, that's all :-) RG

Hello Darling Gents, Step into a world of erotic , sensual and seductive bliss. Let me put your mind and body at ease. I am a gorgeous, tall, busty brunette who enjoys pleasing a man. Quick to recognize your needs my sensual touch will send you over the edge. Captivating Beauty you will enjoy my views from every angle. Witty with a great sense of humor , making a connection will come easy. My massage skills are top notch and my seductive nature will have your body tingling from head to toe. With me time will stand still and we will be wrapped up in our own universe.. my only concern is ensuring you enjoy a truly fulfilling experience... Available Exclusively at Paradise Spa & Angel's Touch Massage feel free to prebook your naughty playtime 613-820-8887 (Paradise) 613-274-7073 (Angel's) My Schedule this Week! Tuesday 9-4 Angels Wednesday 10-4 Angels Thursday 9-4pm Angels Friday 9-5pm Angels _________________ GFE-MA for all your naughty needs 613-820-8887 to book your massage appointment at our 5 star spa!

I am bringing this thread up again to further discuss on how we will need to change our advertising and enquiry methods. So, in my communications with some clients, I have noticed that many seem to not understand what I mean when I say " you pay for time or massage only, and I do not have a menu of sexual activity" Responses have been pretty funny! Some say " so I pay for an hour and we just sit around?" or " I pay for massage that is it?" LIKE REALLY??? Where as I tend to say " by the look of my pics, and where you found my ad does it look like I work at a clinic?" Then we get into this detail chat, and even tho the new Bill has not yet been implemented, I am trying to get them accustomed to not asking for details and read between the lines. This is more for the protection of my loves, so that you are not incriminating yourself. Even if the risks remain low, all it takes is ONE Gent that could already have issues with LE, or an occurrence while in my company( hopefully never will be) and then putting others in a tricky situation. I want to minimize our chit chat until face to face or at least voice calls. This way there is nothing said to used against you. An ESCORT is paid for her time, not sexual activity. How are other ladies doing with this? Have you thought of changing your enquiry methods? Have you hobbyist begun to re think the way you enquire? Or am I just silly?? hahaha.

Mm, I love you even more now lol

Is there any SP in town that can deepthroat a LARGE tool?

Your situation sounds similar to mine, and I too thought they way you did. A wise woman once told me that I got to think about myself in order to stay strong for my so. I no longer feel guilty or ashamed, I do what keeps helps keep me sane cause I'm no good to my wife if I'm not. We all need certain things in life and if you need this there's no shame nor should you feel guilty.

100 pics limit....

Agreed, Kandice is great. Very beautiful and innocent looking (but no worries guys, not innocent at all). I had a fantastic session with her, made me feel like a million bucks right from go all the way until the end, including parts like the post massage shower which are often an afterthought. But can we get her her own review section instead of one under the heading of "Paradise Spa and Angel's Touch party"? Might be easier for others to find these reviews later. :)

Hi Natalie. Not sure if there is a limit, but if their is, you are no where near that. Have you tried to create a new album? I don't think you can add to your existing album but you should be able to create a new one. Hopefully this works.

I can help you with that :) Available Today 10am-6pm Wednesday 10am-6pm Thursday 10am-6pm Friday 10am-6pm Hello Gentlemen and thank you for taking the time to check out my ad! My name is Mandy, I am 22 years young, super bubbly, with a tight body that will make you say OMG! My curves are in the perfect places and my seductive hazel eyes will put you in a erotic trance... My soft hands will paralyse you as I touch you in all of the right spots at the perfect pace, leaving you wanting more, more and more! My bodyslides will keep you moaning while I rub my C cup natural breasts all over you... yummy, wet and slippery Don't be shy to ask to massage me, I love to be oiled up and my purrrring will keep you going! If your the type who enjoys some sexy company in the shower I am more than willing to get steamy with you. I strive on making my clients feel satisfied! So... why not come over and enjoy yourself I am sure you deserve it! Once your gone you will be left with naughty fantasies and dirty dreams for days. If you are interested in any of the above you will find me at Paradise Spa, located in the west end of Ottawa. It is a place like no other! Very clean, friendly staff, discreet, with an atm on site. The rooms have private showers, fresh linens, soaps, oils/gels, & big mirrors to watch us from every angle possible! Here's what some gentlemen on CERB have thought of our time together... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...ltr=M&t=120757[/img] To book your sexy session call the spa, 613-820-8887 & request me! Or feel free to PM me for my availability or service inquiries.

I have a Winnipeg adress and I take rooms all the time. If you want cheap but not scuzzy the Kirkfield on portage is $63 you don't need a credit card all you have to do is show ID so no paper trail!

I got robbed and that is all i WANT to say about her and her boyfriend. i TRIED to post my experience with her but fOR Some reason i CANT. Plz avoid it

When a woman lays down and her hips kinda stick out just a little bit- and then dips....towards her mound. yep. THAT.

This person posts many ads on a daily basis , rates all over the place . She repeatedly post things like " last day here " and other odd stuff. I'm trusting my instinct on this one. No reviews even though according to her she's highly reviewed and recommended.

The definition of goddess varies. However for me, in this case, it means a woman who is greatly loved and admired. And that could not encompass my feelings for this woman and her kindness, thoughtfulness, selflessness and generosity any more. She deserves to be cerb goddess, but she will always be my goddess... Midnight-Massage. Thank you for being you.

Congratulations to Sweetshay, who has reached 100,000 hits on her page. Only a few other members have had so many hits. It's a testament to the interest she's whipped up on this board. :)

I started watching massage porn not too long ago, I really liked it because not only could I relate to it in my worklife, but it also enhanced my qualities in massage. I find it very sensual, seductive & there is a type of "hott" factor to the scenes. 2 Thumbs Up for Massage Porn!

I have two Goddesses for today: The beautiful and fiery Berlin in Toronto and the exquiste Savannah in Newfoundland! Additional Comments: Make that 3 Goddesses... As equally awesome, smart and sexy: Erica Obssession from Vancouver!

Soooo I am old, small and ugly I do need to pay for sex and have your requested donation plus tip and gift to offer you I live far away, will you be available on this date and time Is X dollars enough as a tip Being old small and ugly is there additional charges Are these turn on's for an SP Tongue in cheek here btw RG :-)

Any communications that include.... I am young and hung and handsome I really don't need to pay for sex but have x amount to offer you. Are you available? I am right around the corner. How much will x dollars get me. Do you offer a discount for students (or unemployed) There are unfortunately so many more but u get the idea

Exactly. I made lots of bookings via the newspaper and yellow pages, before the internet came out and in most cases had a great time.

Not at all, but our ads and enquiry style is dramatically different. Your INDY traveling lady will do well, as a stationary service like mine will have more pressure to be sure never to incriminate clients( or my own ads), for this, all my enquiries will be " I do not charge for sexual services" . Men get used to using your imagination and do not incriminate yourselves by asking for activities, IE: BBBJ, daty...especially with new ladies!!!! Once in your are alone and indoors, then there is no way of proving what is or is not done. This advice is straight from my lawyer.