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5 pointsFor an MA virgin I would suggest reading the recommendations section to pick an MA you think you will have a good rapport with. Think about things that are essential to you in the ideal session, and PM her to make sure those are all available. Once you've done the homework and booked an appointment, as stated above, it's really all about being clean, punctual, and respectful. I'd say the only area to particularly focus on is breath, as the rest should be part of your daily routine. I will add, however, that gentlemen are at times over zealous with their preparation and shave areas they wouldn't otherwise just for my sake. Please feel free to be comfortable. Present yourself as you normally would, for your kindness will count far more than a hairless chest :p Most importantly, don't be shy to express your needs and desires to the MA, or to ask questions about her boundaries. We are all very open and have likely heard the same inquiries before :) If you'd like more teasing in a specific area, let her know! If you need more time at the end to chat and cuddle, don't hesitate to ask! The MA will know how to lead the appointment, but she can better tailor it to you if you speak up. And like anything else, a smile goes a long way. This should be a fun experience! Come in with a positive attitude and you can expect it to be reciprocated. Happy hobbying!
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4 pointsThe feeling of being free to enjoy the company of so many beautiful, attractive and charming women here on lyla, whether MAs of SPs. Priceless! The best thing ever ;)
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3 pointsGrand Christmas Opening Book Your Spot Soon Ladies Our charter aircraft is ready to fly and will deliver you to our new and very secret location. We have spared no expense to get you into the festive holiday spirit. When you browse the grounds in the evening you will see that our flower gardens have been transformed into a magical winter light show. Each of our private rooms has been uniquely decorated with those individual touches that we all love in order to provide you with a once in a lifetime experience. The Saskatoon Suite The Ottawa Suite Immediately upon arrival we will treat you to our Christmas parade. Here are some shots of last years award winning floats. Be assured that Santa is ready and looking forward to welcoming you personally. In keeping with the spirit of the season and the spirit of giving, the intimate time provided to each and every one of you lovely ladies by the fine looking gentlemen that you see in previous posts here is entirely complimentary. Book your spot soon because the rooms are almost fully occupied. Late registrants will have to double up.
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3 pointsI gave someone a warning for posting negative comments about a lady, they replied by PM with the following (I removed the persons name to keep them anonymous). My Reply to this person... The internet is so anonymous, it makes it easy to exploit/abuse. I don't know if your being honest when posting negative comments or malicious and trying to discredit someone so here on this site we do not say negative things. PERIOD Anyone who does not agree with this policy I tell to go find another discussion site that is more fitting for them to call home. This community was and will continue to be built on POSITIVE comments and people! It shocks me that people still tell me we are doing things wrong by not allowing negative comments here. This site has been running for a LONG time now and has a good community who embraces that core rule. New members continue to join and try to tell me that this is not the way we should do things. Some even go as far as saying they have some sort of right of freedom of speech to say what they want here in our members only website.... i politely tell them to go review the laws and when they educate themselves come back and apologize for the ignorance. Some stats to share and prove our policies work... Cerb/Lyla Purges some old posts each year (a few thousand) but currently we have 525,041 posts We have over 55,600 registered members We have over 9400 members who post and contribute (Active Members) On average we have 1100 people on the site at ANY given time We have OVER 60000 unique visitors a month to the site We have OVER 200000 visits to the site per month On average the site serves 190GB of data per month! ... and that accounts for over 15 MILLION hits! Being positive, being nice to people, focusing on the good! ... IT WORKS!
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3 pointsWhen guys tell a new girl (in town) that she is too rich for their blood, (when she is really not) just to try to get her to lower her rates overall when visiting that town .... what they fail to realize is that if they (collectively) can't 'afford' her, then she will move on ... and not look back. So the turn-off for me is that guys think I must be stupid
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2 pointsI think it's disgusting. Not a light, and well trimmed beard. Heavy, long, not maintained, with a yellow mustache, please... If it's messy up there, better be clean down there...
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2 pointsYes. This. I should perhaps say: I don't mind a quick safety call at the beginning/end of the meeting, but anything else is out. If you *really* have something going on that requires that you be contactable, at least have the courtesy to make sure you client is OK with it and give him the chance to cancel if he's not.
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2 pointsHave you been busy? (during 'getting ready to leave' conversation) How am I supposed to answer that? Really!? That's like 'Do you have a bf?'
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2 pointsI just tell them when they want quality unrushed service even if I'm more expensive, they know where to reach me. Most do eventually.
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2 pointsI am sitting here with a heating pad on my back because of a damn silly muscle pull, when I had every intention of being on an extended road trip to Ontario. I will get that trip in before too long for sure, but 17 hours driving would not be good in my present state.
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2 pointsI think it burns me to my soul when someone tries to negotiate or guilt trip me on the things I DON'T do.....If i dont do something, I dont do it for a reason. Those, "Come on, I will be gentle" or those "I really would love it if we do_____" really turn me off. Mutual respect is so important if were going to have an amazing encounter and when I feel objectified, it throws me for a loop.
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1 pointParker looks like a graduate student: slim, long hair, glasses. Which in fact she was. Since university she's been doing fairly advanced studies in sexual pleasuring. It should be noted that it's more than worthwhile helping her finance her post-graduate research in this area. She's up for a variety of experiments which will test your hypotheses (might stretch it a little bit too) as well as your endurance. You will undoubtedly rate her work very highly, giving top marks for attitude, openness and enthusiasm. She is particularly skillful on oral exams. She was able to complete four during our recent tutorial session, and helped me achieve success on two of my own. She was more than willing to extend the exam time beyond that normally allotted, which accounted for not only her own high score but which also allowed me to gather my powers of concentration and successfully graduate cum laude (cum loudly?) a second time. She has a tight little student body on which your cup of knowledge can overflow anywhere. Such overflowings can inspire her to renewed feats of academic fervour. And, as such, can often be doubly savoured. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to our next study session. Her home study sessions, by the way, are conducted in a pleasant little bungalow located on the Stittsville campus. Just a 15 minute drive from downtown. And well worth the trip.
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1 pointI continue to nurse the back muscles but I did do a twenty minute drive without too much of a setback. That IS progress. While sitting up so straight, I am writing a new contribution to the Fat Bastards thread which has sort of disappeared for a while.
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1 pointUnfortunately, as far as I could tell, not on the stage. Rather, in the street. The whole street was blocked off, and cops roaming around everywhere. I overheard someone say "suspicious package". I hope everyone's OK. [Yep, false alarm. It was a canister used to flush out draft beer lines. Duh!] http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/ottawa-police-investigating-suspicious-package-downtown
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1 pointClub Madellyn Jae Escape the Mundane A place where all your fantasies are your Reality! Exuding sensuality, sophistication with the guaranteed highest levels of discretion. CMJ is Ottawa's Best Kept Secret (and yours to discover)! Playful Beautiful Ladies, Clean Upscale Facilities & the Original Sensual Experiences you won't find anywhere else... Available to Couples, Women, Bachelors party, Nuru Massage and more! Conveniently located close to the intersection of Merivale and Hunt Club Open 7 days a week 10am to 10pm For bookings or inquiries, call 613-523-6199 or click here to fill out our online form News and update now on Twitter! Click here. NEW! For Members Only Subscribe to our newsletter and get a discounted Nuru training Duo with Nuru Specialist Jessica and the Hostess of your choice. See our website for details NEW this week! Discounted Training with Karmin. Very Athletixxx, fun and up beat, Karmin is jumping right in! She has a blond hair, a very slim physique and a smile that just lights up a room. She's brand new to massage, but has a kinky side she's just waiting to explore. Age: 23 Solo Training: Wednesday, November 18th 10am to 4pm https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CT51YprWsAABKgR.jpg Thursday November 19th Mackenzie 10am to 3:30pm Bre 10am to 4pm Hope 10m to 4pm Honey 10am to 5pm Talia 11am to 7pm Rini 4pm to 10pm Sky 6pm to 10pm Sophia 4pm to 10pm Harmony 6pm to 10pm Friday November 20th Sophia 10am to 7pm Leyla 10am to 4pm Lacy 10am to 10pm Morgan 10am to 10pm Talia 2pm to 10pm Harmony 11am to 7pm Raz 4pm to 10pm Valeria 4pm to 10pm Avah 7pm to 11pm Saturday November 21st Valeria 10am to 4pm Lexie 10am to 4pm Nika 12pm to 7pm Raz 4pm to 10pm Raven 4pm to 10pm Sunday November 22nd Bay 10am to 4pm Cassie 10am to 4pm Talia 11am to 7pm Raz 4pm to 10pm Raven 4pm to 10pm Reviewed with the LYLA seal of Approval CMJ has the most reviewed ladies than anywhere else in Ottawa. Our ladies are trained by a certified massage therapist with more then 5 years experienced in the business! Come find out why we are Rated #1. Avah Reviews Pics Bay Pics Bre Reviews Pics Cassie Reviews Pics Courtney Reviews Pics Lyla account Gwen Reviews Website Lyla account Heather Pics Hope Pics Twitter account Jessica Reviews Nikki Reviews Pic coming soon Nova Twitter Pics Rini Pics Sage Pics Twitter Sky Reviews Pic Sophia Twitter Talia Reviews Pics Valeria Pics Zoey Reviews Pics *CMJ is looking to hire some new hostesses, preferably reputable ladies looking for a clean, drama free work environment where you are treated with respect and part of a nurturing and supportive team of amazing women! Come see why CMJ is the best place to work. Gents feel free to recommend CMJ to any of your favourite ladies and help them make the positive change. Click here for more information and fill in the application form here
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1 pointGood morning! Last chance this week to come and play with me. I am feeling hot and wanna rub my body against you. Young,classy, sensual and sexy, I will rock your world. Come get what you want with your favorite French MA Recommendation : http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37195 I promise, you won't be disappointed. Half an hour special Last chance this week! Available in bells corner from 9am until 3pm Xxxx A bientot Lany Txt only at 613 261 4169 Pm Or booking at 613 820 8887
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1 pointAdd on: Ms Samantha is also close-ish. With Spud's and i's ideas you have a head start in conducting your search.
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1 pointHi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm
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1 pointThere are quite a few women downtown, but you need to do your research. MA - As T mentioned, Breath Taking Vivian. ALO also has a downtown location, though you would most likely require a short cab ride to get there. SP - Seems Naughty Natalie is working downtown this week. There is also Brooke Summers who works downtown and has a great reputation. She advertises mostly on BP. Harley Stone is in Ottawa until today. I've seen Natalie and Harley and would highly recommend both women!
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1 pointMy experience is some times much more is offered up that I'd ever ask and at times too much. But that's basis of human interactions. Some times we're more interested in our partner and they us and conversations can lead any where and other times not so much for either. I have no hard and fast rules and go with the flow. Peace MG
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1 pointI do know that is question they ask everybody. They ask the taxi driver when they get in a cab... they ask the waitress at the bar ... etc They ask everybody .. but maybe it's time that question was replaced by a more interesting, less loaded and less nosy question. (Asking someone about their level of business that day is kinda sketchy and for the sake of safety, and to prevent being robbed, they should think before they ask that question. And like you said, for escorts/companions they don't need to put her on the spot and possibly affecting her business.)
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1 pointCristyCurves and Christina4u both have pages in the recommendations section you can read. Athletic Blonde does as well, both under that name and as Sky.
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1 pointIt's one of those questions. It reminds me of the time my mother went to watch me recite something at school in the third grade. She had a couple of fur coats and wore one that day.. one boy in my class ( he was a total idiot who would hang the shortest kid upside down for his lunch money) went up to her and said to her "Where did you get that fur coat?" Her response as she turned around looking him square in the eyes saying... "I stole it!" Yeah, that shut him up right there and he walked away speechless. Same thing going on here.. If you feel someone is getting too nosy and sigh... there are a few, shock value works best. To be fair, they may just not know what else to say and most are just being polite and trying to make conversation but it's really an awkward question to ask in our business. Every guys likes to think they are the only one or want to be the first client that day or whatever. I try to offer that fantasy so I prefer someone not ask that question. If they do, I will go on about general things but not how appointments I have or will be doing. It's really no one's business but my own. Like the old saying goes, "If I told you then I'd have to kill you."
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1 pointWhat are you rates.....it's my first time will you see me for this much (sorry no) or they seen me like twice and claim to be a regular and ask if I have a special price for regular clients smh I give several different rates if you cannot afford one of them find a lady in your price range
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1 pointEven better is when they tell you the going rate and you say "no thank you but I hope you find what you're looking for" and they come back an hr later saying they will pay your advertised rate after all!
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1 pointMy daughters taught me about the music app Spotify. I love it so have created my own personalized playlist. At this exact moment it is Robbie Robertson and The Band with the song .
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1 pointDid you receive a PM asking for your email and the email asking for HELP MONEY? We have some reports that men on the site have received PM's stated in a urgent nature asking for a personal EMAIL address then you receive a email with a sob story asking for HELP in the form of financial assistance (Personal donation). If you had this happen (even by a reputable sp) please PM me the name of the provider who did this. It is NOT acceptable and it is ABUSE of the PM system and the council here has been made aware of it and we are not happy. I know ONE lady who is doing this but I want to know if more then one is doing this and also how many people this lady is doing this to.
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1 pointApparently, in UK and Ireland they have self-test kits! (due to the fast raising number of people getting STIs, apparently :-( I don't know if it replaces the full tests that a clinic can do, but it is still very useful. I wonder if we have this available here too? http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Pharmacy/Pages/self-test-kits-safety.aspx http://www.thesite.org/sex-and-relationships/safer-sex/sti-home-testing-kits-4670.html https://sh24.org.uk/ http://www.thejournal.ie/sti-test-in-your-home-ifpa-1033019-Aug2013/ http://www.homestdtestingkits.org/ http://www.prideangel.com/p188/health-screening/Home-STI-Test.aspx http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/media/releases/free_web_based_ordering_of_home_test_kits_for_sexually_transmitted_infections_proves_popular_and_effective_with_teens_and_young_adults http://live.huffingtonpost.com/r/segment/instant-take-home-do-it-yourself-std-test/5266e28b2b8c2a121f000129
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1 pointHello Gentleman! I hope this greeting reaches you well. My name is Jessica Curves. I am a classy, sassy, upscale lady who offers genuine companionship. A hot, sexy, and down to earth woman. My website , my words , my photos and my actions have spoken for me for a long time.... I'm a sweet, funny, green eyed, fiery redhead mature beauty with a beautiful smile and a great personality! I am known to be quite passionate and seductive. I am good natured and well mannered and I love to wear beautiful lingerie and classy high heels. I am the perfect dinner companion, always impeccably dressed and guaranteed to turn heads. I'm also witty, smart, and love to have intelligent conversations. Most of all, I love to laugh and have a good time.. I am a master of creating a sanctuary of seduction. While very passionate, I do have many naughty streaks What are your fantasies? I love to know! Whether you'd prefer to spend the night in or out having a good time, I am your girl. If you're a discerning gentleman who enjoys the finer things in life and knows how to treat a woman with kindness and respect it would be my supreme pleasure to make your acquaintance. Allow me to help you forget the usual day stress as we retreat into an exotic sanctuary where we relax, relate and explore... I feel true quality is something that should not be rushed. Providing you with unforgettable sensual experience is my ultimate goal. As you can see my photos I have flirtatious green eyes, full kissable lips and a beautiful smile. I love to take great care of myself and I and think it shows in my tight tummy, curvy body, beautiful large breasts & let' not forget my amazing sexy round bubble butt. All My Photos Are 100% Me! My Location I am located in the west end off of Colonnade Rd in a very private and discreet sanctuary. Availability I am available all next week from Monday to Friday. My hours are 10:00Am until 9Pm. How To Book An Appointment Best way to reach me is to text my cell phone to reserve an appointment with me at 613-410-7090. You can also email me if you wish at [email protected]. It's preferable to book 1 day in advance but I can sometimes take appointments the same day if you give me a few hours notice. Look Forward In Meeting You! Love, Jessica xx
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1 pointBest advice: Kindness, be nice but don't be afraid to restrict/refuse people if they are not nice to you! I think there are enough good people to go around. Also a good discreet clean location is great! Additional Comments: Best advice: Kindness, be nice but don't be afraid to restrict/refuse people if they are not nice to you! I think there are enough good people to go around. Also a good discreet clean location is great!
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1 pointThe site and its users have already adapted to the censorship and I, for one, have no difficulty understanding what is or isn't being said. I think we should focus on having C-36 repealed and hopefully not replaced before we worry about the censorship issue. I don't see any tremendous benefit to changing back at this time and there is also the risk of unwanted attention obstructing the bigger goal. See mrrnice2's thread: https://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=223361
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1 pointIf I can find another girl that wants to hang from itttt, I will gladly bring her. lol
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1 pointSaw her, had a good time. Pics are accurate and she is a curvy bbw. Decent service :)
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1 pointHello everyone! Did everyone have a great weekend? I sure did, I even did some shopping! Got some sexy new outfits and they're currently stowed away just begging me to be worn! "I will look so much better on your bum than shoved in a corner of a suitcase" said the burgundy garter belt. "I'm meant to be showed off on your tiny feet!" cried the new patent leather stilettos. Don't you agree? I do, but I think they need an audience. Are you a lovely older gentleman who appreciates music and likes the new Aziz Ansari show on Netflix? Do you enjoy laughing and feeling like a giant as you cuddle a woman who is barely 5 feet tall? I'm a happy person who loves learning about what makes you tick. If you feel like laughing and getting a cardio workout then come visit my lovely downtown location this week! I can see you between 9am and 2pm and after 7pm (but no later than 10 as I have a serious Netflix and sleeping addiction). Have a good one! -Natalie xo Oh yeah, 5ft, 105lbs, mid 20's, red hair, green eyes, rockin butt and full 32Bs
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1 pointI like your picture albums. You are off to a good start, I will send you a friend request
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1 pointI personally turn my ringer off. Its a mood killer in my opinion. Its funny, when guys keep answering their phone.....I understand they are on call at work, and only have a brief time to get away, but it is distracting. However, I don't like answering my phone while I am entertaining, especially for another guy. They can wait till I am done, and if they can't wait, its not meant to be.
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1 pointIf a potential client tries to cross boundaries during the email stage I can only imagine how far they will try to attempt to cross boundaries once they are alone with a lady in his/her room. And would they even stop if a lady told him to stop. I agree with you, mutual respect is important, and encounters should be mutually beneficial A rambling RG
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1 pointI wouldn't touch that question with a ten foot pole, Now I don't have a ten foot pole but I still wouldn't touch it. :)
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1 point...Although Sated, I Want You Aching" Madame De Loup Experience The Passion, Feel The Sexuality, Smell The Desire, See The Sensuality, Taste The Pleasure... Available Tuesdays 10am - 4pm Wednesdays 10am - 10pm Thursdays 3pm - 10pm Fridays 3pm - 10pm Saturdays 3pm - 10pm Sundays 3pm - 10pm
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1 pointAll I gotta say is awesome. Sweet gal, accurate pics, and really takes her time. Overall great experience, will be hard to top.
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1 pointHello Gentlemen, I will be splitting my time between Montreal and Toronto this summer, taking a little break from the daily grind of my day job which means I'll have more free time to explore life as Jessie in both cities! Steamy rendezvous, ice cold patio cocktails, lunchtime trysts, dinner dates, outdoor concerts, summer dresses, bronzing in bikinis, weekend getaways, or simply strolling through the streets of Montreal as my tour guide definitely beats sitting indoors at my desk, watching through the window as hot sunny days pass us by. Let's make the most of summer together... While in Montreal I am happy to visit Ottawa for a 3 hour minimum (plus transportation). Though I do not tour, I am available to fly to meet you in your city for an exclusive rendezvous or to join you on your next business trip or personal vacation. Have passport, will travel ;) Monthly arrangements are also available for established clientele, and can range from text/email packages for those with busy schedules that don't allow time for meeting, to regular monthly dinner dates or sexy sleepovers; please contact me to discuss something that works for us both. Looking forward to reconnecting with some of the amazing gents I've spent time with in the past, and possibly meeting a few more in Montreal. Until we meet, Jes xoxo Upcoming Montreal/Ottawa Availability: July 18 through July 28 http://jessiesommers.net ***** Same day appointment requests are just not possible, so be sure to plan ahead a few days to help ensure our schedules align and to allow for screening information to be verified. Please also note I do not host incalls.
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1 pointhi there everyone I'm new to this site and haven't figured out how to navigate through it yet, but it's very interesting and so far a positive experience! Really appreciate how there's strong rules against writing derogatory hurtful comments about others! Please be patient with me if your trying to write to me because I haven't figured out yet where the inbox is ;))
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