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Once, a long time ago on here, somebody asked me if I was the "official cerb greeter." I thought this was funny, but I kind of liked the idea, and I do try to make it a point to say hello to as many of our new members as I can, especially our new female members. I hope it makes them feel welcome, and you just might strike up a new friendship. You never know. So yesterday I notice a new name on the board. Virginia Snow. She's just joined, and she's on, looking around, so I drop by her page to say hello. She responds right away, and we chat a bit by pm. She has a sense of humour, and she seems interesting. She asks about the social groups and I see she joins some of them. I think I'm going to like her. This morning I woke up feeling very stiff and in need of attention, and thought a massage might help. Somehow I awoke with the thought of this newbie in my mind. Virginia..I wonder..I text her. What will happen? To my surprise, she gets back to me a few minutes later, and she has some time. She will take care of my stiffness for me. OK, it's a date, and at the appointed time I'm there. The door opens. My jaw drops. Virginia greets me with a smile and a hug. She is a stunner, and a spinner, and a blonde, and all the things that I like. A hot hot youthful body, a beautiful face, and one of the best bums on the planet (I've already posted her in the thread). She takes my hand and leads me inside, and undresses me and herself, and takes care of me. Very well. By the end of the session my stiffness had completely disappeared, and I was floating/am still floating, happy that I had made that initial contact yesterday, and happier still that I sent that text this morning. It was well worthwhile! So once again welcome, Virginia, from the unofficial greeter. Thanks for greeting me back and for seeing me today. More please!

Most of my donations go to my mother's church in Cape Breton . I make a monthly contribution because a lot of my money goes to helping the poorest of the poor . The church helps people who have fallen between the cracks of society . Those who for whatever reason don't qualify for assistance and just don't have enough food to make the month . I empathize with world hunger and poverty but feel my donations need to stay closer to home .

Always be polite and respectful when inquiring about services. Do not go into graphic details; just state in a clear and concise fashion what it is you are looking for. It is always better to make the initial contact very polite and well-mannered. This is just an example, but ... instead of saying that you like a woman to sit on your face with an unwashed bum while she's humming the William Tell Overture and flicking your inner thighs with corn silk, just ask if she is open to unusual fetishes. That is a nice way to ease into a dialogue rather than coming out with the whole "I want your dirty ass on my face" which will immediately get you ignored and possibly even blocked. Of course before you do that, you should also have thoroughly read her website to be sure she has not already stated she does not (or does) offer what you are looking for.

I have 2 HUGE turn offs: A man that clearly has issues with getting hard, and there is no way intercourse can happen (not only because the cover definitely won't stay on, but you can't put it in etc) and the guy says 'don't worry I'll get it in' and keeps insisting after you've already said no. I actually just had this happen recently, the guy was supposedly a lyla member as he kept making it known as If that means I'm going to change my mind and do something that cant happen and is obviously unsafe. Literally after 50 straight mins of me going above and beyond for this 'gentleman' (who was older and also did several things that are a turn off, like refusing a shower when asked and instead washing in the bath room sink and then using my clean hand towel to dry off his junk and then pat his backside very roughly, when he didn't know that I could see from the mirror!) And he proceeded to literally yell at me when I told him we couldn't do fs, because he was as soft as you could be, to the point where I was worried someone would call front desk. I was so kind and sweet to him and was shocked at his reaction. He demanded the full donation back even though the hour was up in less than 10 mins. As he was leaving he said he was going to go home and write different bad reviews..All because we couldn't do fs because he couldn't get it up, no matter what I did (and it was alot) that's the first time(that I can remember) that I got treated so mean that I literally bawled my eyes crying. Moments like this make me REALLY love all the great true gentlemen I meet and makes me reward them even more with extra special attention ;)

At 9 AM I received an EMT for $1000. This generous Ottawa gentleman read last night that I support my mothers church. He without hesitation just sent me the money . This will be my highlight and many others for days to come .

When it comes to safety, I think the industry is like other industries in that if you do your research and use your big head, the chances of putting yourself at risk is lowered. Those companions who are here to establish themselves, establish a solid reputation of trust and discretion, will be easy to find, easy to research/follow and will have a trail to follow.There are many well established companions to suit any taste. Check boards, websites, Twitter, Tumblr, Snapchat, Instagram etc. Avoid stolen pics, comments about party people, no limits, 24/7, etc. Constantly changing names or numbers are also flags. Yes, there are a lot of new and varied companions and many are enticing. Tineye, google image, recommendations. Also, listen to your gut. There is nothing wrong with taking a chance on someone new but if safety is your first priority, only you can determine risk. Trust in this industry comes from openness. Ladies have screening to protect themselves and are more open to those willing to provide the requested information. If you view your safety as valuable yet try to avoid screening, you're saying that the ladies safety is less important than yours and does not establish trust. A reputable lady is discrete and only wants your details to ensure her own safety. So many believe they are just waiting to blow up their lives but you have to ask yourself, to what end? That would destroy whatever business they were trying to build. It's not a perfect situation for sure but there are many things that can be done to reduce risk and ensure safety. Both sides want this and it's just a matter of meeting in the middle. Honestly, when it comes to safety, ladies put themselves more at risk than clients do. This is a reality proven by the many instances of violence and harm. Hope this helps a little. Be safe!

Escort are for women too http://escortsareforwomentoo.com/ is the only website that I know in Canada that appeal to the lesbian demographic.

I have toyo open country winter tires on my car and I have never seen anything better before. They last a long time and are not that noisy. For the best you should try the Nokian made in Norway, they know best because winter is long and clod that way.

Autism Nova Scotia I've donated to. And the turkey drive for food bank.

Hi Everyone My name is Skylar & I'm a petite beauty with booty here to take all your tension & stiffness away. I strive to provide the best experience possible for those who enjoy the finer things in life. I'M NEWLY INDEPENDENT!! TUESDAY from 10am-1pm & 2pm-3:30pm **I am flexible with scheduled appointments to accommodate a time that is more convenient for you!** Book in advance to guarantee your special time with me :wink: I have experience as an exotic dancer and some of you may recognize me from a few of your favourite stripclubs in the Ottawa/Gatineau area!? I'm open-minded, sweet & fun and I love being in the massage industry ! I am looking forward to getting you alone & relaxed soon! (So much fun!) My Availability For NEXT Week Is: Tuesday from 10am-3:30pm Wednesday from 10am-10pm Thursday from 10am-10pm Friday from 10am-10pm **I am flexible with scheduled appointments to accommodate a time that is more convenient for you!** Please text or call me at 613 462 4762 to reserve your precious time with me! xoxo You can visit my Cerb Profile & see more pictures: Here! & Check Out My New Recommendations: HERE! & My DUO Recommendation HERE! xoxo Skylar

Party friendly referrers to drug use and we do not discuss this here or link to ads of anyone advertising this. ... it's not funny and the few idiots who advertise this just add to the bullshit stereotype and that leads to uneducated morons writing stupid bills and making those bills law.

Hey ladies what is a major turn off when someone is looking to book a time with you ? One thing I absolutely hate is when someone texts me and says....What's up? Like really lol that will not grab my attention First impressions mean everything and I prefer a gentlemen being respectful and courteous when inquiring about my ......... For an example; Hello how are you or Hi I am .... and I am interested in knowing more about you and your ........!......so much better

Many of us donate to charity all year long whether it be through churches, the United Fund or many of the other commendable organizations that are out there. As we approach the Christmas season thoughts go to others very often and decisions and choices are made. It shouldn't be that its only in December that people contribute that little bit extra here and there but that in reality is very much the way of it. Therefore, if you give where should it be? For me my thinking has changed over the years. For a few years as a Christmas gift I gave goats to families in third world countries through the World Vision organization. Two years ago I decided that there are people in need in Canada so I moved much of my donation to local food banks. Last year I gave a donation to Power as a Christmas gift. This year I am undecided as yet. POWER or PIVOT are choices for their work with sex workers and their involvement in fighting our one year old legislation. I gave a small donation today to a local group that is sponsoring a Syrian refugee family. There are so many great places that require funding. Wherever I decide to make donations I will check beforehand to be assured that the funds are going to the place and purpose that I intend and not primarily to administrative fees. Whether it be because of Christmas, or for any other reason, I encourage everyone to support worthwhile groups that assist those of us who are less fortunate than we may be ourselves.

Good morning, Yesterday I called a few numbers on backpage. A few hours later a man called me back asking me where I got the number I had called. Turns out it was his high school aged daughters phone. He was trying to track down who out her up to this. I felt really bad and guided him to backpage. Seems like there is a lot of really young girls on there. We should do our best to maybe stay away, and. It even call these ads. Thus could help these girls stay away from this kind of thing if they are to young to know what they are getting themselves into. My opinion and I wanted to share.

Ask politely and they will respond politely is my experience

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getting ready to male chocolate banana crepe .. yummy may even have coffee with laura secord chocolate baileys in it :)

Heyyy ottawa gents kaydence kox here! It's almost the Christmas social woot woot I love a good party! I will be hanging out downtown wednesday - sunday! let's hang out! prebooking now! 416 4714004

Come for a sensual full body massage at my new private location;) Location: Inside greenbelt, near the experimental farm. Easily accessible by public transportation. Discreet, clean and safe. Shower available. NO door fees. DECEMBER 2015 - AVAILABILITY Tuesday 8th: 2pm - 9pm Wednesday 9th: 2pm - 9pm Thursday 10th: 2pm - 9pm Friday 11th: 2pm - 9pm Saturday 12th: 9am - 9pm Sunday 13th: 9am - 9pm Monday 14th: 9am-9pm Tuesday 15th: -------- Wednesday 16th: 9am - 9pm Thursday 17th: 9am - 9pm BY APPOINTMENT ONLY Email or PM me - [email protected] Value

Hi there, thank you for checking my ad. You will not be disappointed with my A+++ massage... My name is Vivian. I'm 28 years old. Gorgeous, i am a classy looking Lady with long black hair, seductive cat eyes ...., beautiful silky soft, tanned skin. work out body with all the right curves in the right places. You have finally met your dream girl... I greet you at the door with a lovely smile then lead you to the massage room...I will start with a deep soothing tissue massage to relax all your muscles then follow with a soft touch to invigorate your whole body then the fun time ... It will be the most relaxing, creative and passionate session for you ever. So amazing that you cannot help yourself from thinking about it and want to come back for more ! http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92146 For relaxing massage $40/30m $50/45m $70/60m appointment only, call/text me at 6l3 7l2 l2OO mon to sat 10am to 7pm

Ottawa South 35 min from the downtown core ... a quick drive to explore, entice and please ... come and visit me in beautiful Manotick .... Are you looking for an adventure ? What turns you on the most ? Big breasts , long legs or a spankable round ass , big luscious lips ? Well , I have " all of the above" and more .... I am a curvy , busty and leggy vixen with seductive green eyes who knows how to please... I am a 5' 10, 36D curvy cuddle companion who knows how to seduce, arouse and please discerning gentlemen. Looking for that encounter that gives you butterflies ... want to feel desirable again .... come and enjoy a glass of wine and see where things go .... check out my recommendations , you won't be disappointed .... Looking forward to teasing and pleasing you xoxoxo Shower facilities available with fresh towels and toiletries .... Rendezvous rates are 160 for 45 minutes ...............................220 for an hour ...............................300 for 1.5 hours these amounts are firm ... bartering or haggling will be ignored :smile: 613-322-0471 (text first) or [email protected] I'm available 08:00 till 20:00 everyday ... special allowances for extended bookings or an overnight rendevous ...

Have I mentioned that I like this look??? :) Additional Comments: And a repost of a favourite pic...also via the spinners social group

I have Michelin X-Ice's and dont like them for snow (vs icy conditions). Blizzaks were better try: http://www.tirerack.com/tires/surveyresults/surveydisplay.jsp?type=W&VT=C Canadian Tire has ratings for the ones they sell

Happy Birthday MsManda.... I hope you have an amazing day and that you find something special to do to celebrate.. I realize that may not be that easy as you already live eac day with such fullness and exuberance t each an ev ev seems like a celebration.

(digression) And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why this broad has a policy of not allowing negative reviews. Far too many of them are... less than legit. OK, end of digression. As you were...

I agree and what you say is true but they are caught in the source of many of the middle east's problems; i.e. the shia and sunni divide and other general tribal interactions... We are so fortunate in Canada to be able to set any of those differences aside and help whomever needs our help. We should do this

An outside Christmas Decorations, looks nice when lighted up.

I've seen her before. Her current set of pictures are not her.

I discovered the "Cleavages" social group on Lyla. Apparently Notch Johnson started it way back in 2012, but I just came across it today. Clearly, I gotta start paying more attention to what goes on around here :)

Sweet & Naughty.. Good Evening Gentlemen, I'm available Downtown tonight Upscale clean private location Lets play.. Out also available. Please Text me directly at 613. 255. 5904 Xx 5'7 25 y.o 150LBS BLONDE HAIR GREEN EYES 36C 613. 255. 5904 TEXT Have a great weekend Xx

That's funny you say that! I myself am 24 but act the part of, I'd say a 32 year old. Not the type to go for wham,bam. I enjoy the conversation and the opportunity, to have a lovely experience. I myself offer lovely services and have only been around 3 years. I think you're thinking of the low balling escorts. You know... "give me your money, no more than once and please hurry up so I can see more people,and make more money", type of ladies, or shall I say girls? I think it's all on the individual, not on the age. I myself have seen a newbie who was, sooo attentive and gave off a lovely vibe. ... my two cents

Gentlemen, Im available all day in the Southend of the city. 613-315-6353

Good morning gentlemen! Come enjoy a sensual and exxxciting session with your sexy French ma ! UPSCALE SPA SHOWER HOT TUBS NURU (WITH PREBOOKING) BODY SLIDES AND SO MUCH MORE..... ALL YOU NEED IN ONE ROOM WITH ONE MA. EXPERIENCED, STUNNING AND WELL REPUTATED. http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37195 I will be in Bells corner : Monday Dec 7th from 12pm to 10pm Tuesday Dec 8th from 10am to 8pm Wednesday Dec 9th from 6pm until 11pm Dont be shy to prebook at 613 820 8887 Pm or text only at 613 261 4169 Have a good day !! Lany

put a smile on your face! Available today in Orleans til 8 pm with short notice provided I don't have anything else planned. Check out my new pictures by clicking here: http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 If this is your first time meeting me, please call directly. If we have met before, text is fine. No private messages for booking please as I'm not always here to answer them. Care to know more? Read on... Gentlemen, I am a voluptuous creamy soft skinned with dirty blonde highlighted hair standing in at 5'3" (a more statuesque 5'8" in heels) with an impressive 38 DD naturals and pretty face with seductive blue/green eyes that are perfect with my impressive skills. I have an hourglass physique with a nice behind. I seek out mature, respectful gentlemen 30 years of age or older. Underneath it all, I possess a distinct prowess and the maturity of a 30's woman who wants to rock your world! An experience with me is passionate, fun and surprisingly relaxing. Be prepared to be mesmerized by my talents. You will feel refreshed when we say goodbye. Kindly take a moment to click on my name above to peruse my photo albums and recommendations" Photo albums - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/album.php?u=4180 Recommendations - http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=N&t=28638 My location is in Orleans and is an upscale, clean, quiet and discreet location. Free parking available. Shower facilities, fresh sheets, towels and all other ammenities for your comfort. TRIBUTES: I host - You come to visit me. At this time I primarily offer same day availability. My services are all inclusive ( therefore no negotiation) for an unrushed, satisfying, sensual and fun encounter. "I Host" Tributes: ( My location only) Rates are firm. $120 -30 mins $160 - 45 mins $200 - 1 hour Please note the rates listed above. Tributes are for my time and companionship. CONTACT: My number is 613-404-7*8*8*7*. Calling/texting me directly is the quickest way to receive a response. I don't offer email as a method of contact. No blocked calls or payphones will be answered.. Call/text me directly please to receive a quicker response. I hope to see you this week so we can have some mutual fun together! If we have met previously, please let me know. I look forward to meeting you! Please be 30+. Thank-you [/center]

Drinking a bottle of water with your head tilted forward as tho you're drinking upside downnnnn? Or.... thee only thing that helps my chronic hiccups is sitting or bending over while holding all my breath for AS LONG AS POSSIBLE then exhaling that breath as SLOW AS POSSIBLE ....... Geez, hope that helps you, I find the hiccups so frustrating!!!!

Fingers crossed that I made the naughty list!! My wish list consists of all things chocolately. And an endless supply of café..... oh and some sexified panties- of course! :-)

Anyone know anything about this girl? She looks s e x y!!! http://halifax.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-do-it-better-amazing-aaliyah-hotel-servicetop-qualitytight-wtandwild/2324034 Additional Comments: Saw her, nice bod, good service, great boobs.

To all the Kind gentlemen of Halifax, I would like to take this opportunity to say Thanks for the warm welcome, please note I will return in the new year .. I am thinking January 22nd - January 25th late night .. I hope to get the honor of seeing some of you again and as well as meeting some new people of Lylaland . Once again thank you and Happy Upcoming Holiday xox

Our awesome AprilVibes, with thanks and appreciation

never touch bbf, too risky.

reading bbf extra puts me right off as well. Such a pretty lady. its a shame she is risking her health an in turn she risks the health of those who see her by engaging in risky behaviors

Her ad says bbf extra i take that as ����. I would run from that as fast as possible

I'd make sure my boy was okay for the rest of his life, then I'm gone! Bora bora is my destination..

Someone is spreading a rumor about Lyla so I am just posting this here to reassure everyone that the rumor is not true. Male members are NOT going to require paid accounts and we have NO INTENTION of every doing that! It may be some other site and they are just confused with the name but I can assure you that Lyla has no intention of that.

Back in the days of Kerry and Amanda, they held a lottery for the Christmas Cheer Board. I believe it was $20 or $40 for a ticket. All proceeds went to the board. The winner received a free one hour duo. I'd like to see two local SPs bring this back.

Spend as much time as possible with the ones I love.

Hey guys! I posted some news on my profile, take a look if you haven't had s chance to. I really do miss you guys a lot. Maybe I'll see some of you soon. Xx Thank you for being so great to me and making me smile. Wgeh I started this I didn't think for a second that I would enjoy it so much let alone that I would make a few actually friends. So pleased that I was wrong. Big hugs and kisses and more gratitude than you know.

Visiting Winnipeg this weekend, and haven't gotten a response yet from some SPs I had asked about availability. Looking to visit BW possibly, but haven't been there in years. Could someone PM me expected rates and level of service to expect. Thanks.

Hey baby How are you hun? Where are you located bb? Hun-baby-darling-bb-babe-sweetie-cutie at EVERY sentence from someone I NEVER met It litteraly makes me aggressive! I hate that!! Please take note that a: hey sweetie from someone I know its different!! Lol

I am going to be totally selfish here...I want a woman client! I had duo and saw couples....but I want to experiment a woman that way...thought I probably be even more nervous then her:D