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Hey Everyone, I am Melly I am new here. Hope to meet you all soon Hugs and Kisses Melly xoxo

Sending best wishes to all my friends here, for a rewarding, healthy, prosperous New Year! To pleasure, success, and friendship in 2016!

Lending money to someone you considered a friend and realizing after a long time, that you have been had. Fak......wtf is wrong with some people? On the upside, you come to the realization that they were not a real friend and the money lost means they are finally out of your life. Maybe a good investment, after all. P.S. I've been drinking and may have already posted about this, lol.

Happy New Year Everyone It's December 29th so in just a couple of days 2015 will come to an end and frankly from a personal perspective I will not be sad to see it close out....I have had better years and I am hoping that 2016 will be a better year for me and the people who are Important in my life. So that said are there any New Years Resolutions that anyone wants to put out there publicly One of my resolutions will be to try and accept things as they are... I am starting to realize that no matter how much I would like things in my life to be different I don't control the way things are or the actions of others I can only accept the reality and control how that impacts me What is your New Years Resolution?

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I like to take each new year, as an opportunity to be a better person, than I was the year before. To be be more progressive and positive to myself and to others. This isn't really a resolution like thing for me, as it is just good goals to have. Of course, I think just about anyone, I know including myself, attempts at a better diet that lasts a month lol. So far, I have already started to do this, along with have a better sleep schedule. Additional Comments: I need a bit more of a backbone myself. Getting there. Baby Steps

The best and only reliable choice in Truro is Maraena. Why visit any one else when Maraena has been a member of this board since 2009? She is a high quality and well reviewed lady wherever she visits.

Awesome Freudian slip!

To be mindful in all that I do . Watch more for the lessons people present to me. Sometimes I go so fast I miss a lot that is important. Make more time for my family, especially my nephew. He is my favourite man in the world. Remember my mission in life, I am a healer in the middle of my many duties in life. Strive to be an interesting and faithful companion to all who have chosen to spend time with me.

I just want to thank everyone who donated toys for my Christmas toy drive. It was such a success, so many generous and thoughtful gifts. You guys are the best! It got me thinking , why stop after Christmas? So I've decided to do this year round. I will choose a new organization/cause every month and will post a list of items they are in need of. If you bring one or more of these with you when you come to visit me you will receive my special rate. Stay tuned for details for January donations. Happy Holidays to you all! Hope to see you soon Thanks again Monique xoxo http://www.moniquematheson.com [email protected] 613 219 6386

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Yeah, unfortunately, it is a very small, niche market. If you are in a larger centre, in particular, it helps, but if you make sure you put in out there in your ads and on your website that you cater to Queer women and even invest a little in differing advertising venues...perhaps someone could suggest some?... progressive websites and publications that are not escort specific, that would permit you to have an ad banner that links to your website, that is likely the best you can do to attract this tiny segment of the market; that is, outside of word of mouth among women in the Queer community who would be open enough to disclose with each other and might end up referring someone to you. Earlier on in my career, I actively marketed to attract female clients, and, over a number of years -outside of couples- I only had three individuals that I saw, and two of them were repeat clients. I no longer cater to either market (women individually or couples) for personal reasons, but it can be really rewarding and fun. Good luck Brody!

No New Year's resolutions for me. I'm just hoping the past three bad years will turn a corner and 2016 is a good year for me RG

Never really make new year's resolutions... Try to be better everyday. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk

Ive meet up with her in the summer, shes a tbay girl who travels as an sp, she didnt have an incall so I picked her up from what she said was her bfs appartment, she is good looking, i think her pics look better then she dose in person, overall experience was 6/10 and I wont repeat. She was just not really into it and I feel since I am the one paying for the service I should be treated well, I am not some big fat gross person by the way, Im clean cut in decent shape late 30s guy.

Hi folks, Lots has been mentioned already. Here is my short list (apologies for the repeats): Unanswered emails/texts. I don't quite understand this one. A potential client (or a steady client) takes the time to craft a decent email or text and there's no reply. I have no expectation of an instant response (a 24-48 hour turnaround is fine).. but to have no response at all is negative. No-shows: Yup, bugs the hobbyists and SPs alike. Total waste of time for everyone. Indeed, life happens... but not to show up without a courtesy call, text or email.. hmmm. Ooops on arrangements: Arrange for a date on specific day and time, and SP "misplaces" the appointment.. "Oh, I thought it was Thursday and not Tuesday"... maybe a sub-category of no-shows. Again, life does happen.. but an appointment calendar does help. I have mentioned this in a few previous posts. This industry sells fantasy, one date at a time. SPs and hobbyists have responsibilities to make a go of things. If that equation is tilted to one-side, it won't work. Both sides need to be truthful with expectations.. anything less is a recipe for a less-than-positive date. All the best for a terrific (and safe) 2016 to everyone! CM

I really don't understand why they are in such a rush. I like getting to the persons mind and soul if I can. Sllow is fun and to be honest respectful. Maybe stick to GFE's? Additional Comments: at least the hobbbyists and the SP's are on the same page of understanding on this site. I'm not interested in being a "baller" as the kids call it. I want experiences, memories and to enjoy what I do. It's so unfortunate every time I hear about someone I am seeing, getting ripped of or treated unfairly. Additional Comments: UGH! *shudders* that word sickens me! A lot of texts are "baby" "hun". Simply state that you aren't a toddler and move on. Call me prude, but I have no time for lazy talkers. Some one who is interested in seeing you, whether that be a hobbyist or SP, will always take the time to speak to you, and not respond with repetitive slang or short sentences, pertaining to nothing interesting or inviting. I like to start off with a joke or completely random remark, that's sure to make their day, no matter if we end up hitting it off or not.

Happy New Year! The very best to all :)

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Looking at some yummy profiles while learning some of the features of the board

Watching reruns of 2 and a half men... Oh that Charlie Harper, what a rascal

First of all, I wanted to thank everybody who send me greetings on my wall or by texts during the last couple weeks. Sorry I didnt have time to reply yet to all of them. Im back in town tomorrow to celebrate the new year with you! Look forward to it... 613-315-6354 xoxoxo :)

I saw her a couple of weeks ago. I didn't post a review. Take from that what you will.

Now hear my out. This is something that has been boggling my mind for YEARS. I myself identify as pansexual and always had a special spot for women. I always think about how lesbians or bi-sexual women have to do SOOO much research and jump through so many hoops to see an SP. Finding the perfect SP can be difficult for just about anyone and seeing how not too many SP's I have worked with, really and truly saw female clients. I mean that in a way that it seemed fake and not with the heart, and nobody wants that. I think it be super awesome if there were sections on places that, provide SP ads, that can provide for the women looking for women. So they can find their perfect peach. This way SP's who do see female clients, can have the opportunity to help a fellow lady out. Unfortunately, I was informed that not a lot of lesbians seek out SP's but who's to really know that? I want to find a way to create something new, that can be offered to the lesbian community seeing as how the gay male community already has a section on BP. There's not a whole lot of options here in Canada, to offer to the very big gay community, us Canadians have. Sorry for the long spiel, It's just such a big idea and feel it was worth sharing and discussing. Maybe get the ball rolling. Men can't have ALL the fun! :P

Three areas: character, carrying on :), and career. 1. Character: The operative word for 2016 is friendship. I want to be a better friend, more attentive and caring. I want to repair any friendships that my negligence has damaged or broken. This is my serious resolution. 2. Carrying-on: lots more eating out in my favourite places, and finding new favourite places to eat out in. :) 3. Career: I want to learn Russian, and travel to Eastern Europe, for work, and also for fun. Maybe meet some Eastern Europeans, and work on resolutions 1 and 2 as well!

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Dear Halifax, It's been way too long since I had the pleasure of visiting your lovely city! This being said, I can't wait to return in 2016 to see my dearest friends and make new ones as well :) Do get in touch with me if you'd like to see me this winter. In the meantime, enjoy new pics on my page Warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful holiday and a very happy & peaceful new year. How to have an awesome holiday season! 1. Give into Temptation 2. Cherish your loved ones (& send your best wishes to that old friend of yours) 3. Live in the moment 4. Unwrap, Taste & Experience ALL your gifts 5. Don't forget dessert :wink: Btw, I AM NOW ON TWITTER ! I just created a new account on Twitter (finally, I know). Take a second to Follow me (EvaLaperleVIP) & for a sneak peek of my next adventures, candid pictures & sexy teasers Truth is, you'll find not a dirty mind but a sexy imagination & distracting pictures like this one Remember, I don't bite, I kiss ! Happy holidays once again, and don't forget dessert See you in 2016 Warmly, Eva L.

Sonething I find rude, and I get sometimes it's an innocent question because someone may be nervous, is asking what school I go to, what I'm taking in school etc when we just met or before. Believe it or not I had a guy PM me on here asking of I go to Queens University(in kingston) and said 'I'm a professor there and want to know if you're in any of my classes? Wouldn't that be so awkward?" Wtf ... why would I tell anyone that information, especially an anonymous person behind a screen? Lol

I've preached this exact point many times. If we always leave it will stop happening. I have been guilty of staying a couple times when the situation was really awkward and found my self feeling somewhat violated after.. But I have left more times. Takes some gumption but gets easier.

Guys trying to send pictures of their private parts. I haven't had gentlemen from this site do this but ignorance is bliss because I purposely have a burner phone and don't bother getting imaging plan for this very reason but I still get the text notification. I really have to shake my head and wonder if some men find this endearing? Really? Have some class for heaven's sakes and be a real man. I dont want to meet you now. Ugh...

I'm a bit shy about asking or to pucker up and approach a kiss in the event of a refusal, it's a tough turn down to accept and I don't like the rejection. I always appreciate the lady to do the first move or I will only do it if I have read in her review that she loved kissing.

Hi there Kate! Everyone has those days, where you want to call it quits or throw a nail file at someone. Just breathe. Go do something during these moments, for yourself that is positive reinforcement, so you don't feel down on yourself. Some people cancel, or don't show up, that's with every profession. I myself have had days like that. When I need a breather I leave my phone on to know if I am wanted and give myself, me time to calm myself. Being alone after a while, along with the typical stresses of socializing with the time wasters and such can make one lose it a little sometimes. I have had moments where I had a lot on my plate personally, to go along with no shows etc, and have taken entire days off, to just get a hold of myself. There's nothing wrong with stepping back and focusing on you. Allow yourself to take control of your needs and simply remind yourself that it will get better. You are bright and fruitful, and you will make it. Bad days happen and there will always be idiots contacting you looking to play games or score unrealistic specials or simply not show up. Just love yourself, in simple terms. Let the BS roll off and move forward. Hope that helped, Kitten xo

I probably have mentioned this one before but please do not call and ask for my rates then ask do I offer a special discounted rate for a regular (we have never even met yet and I give three different rates to help suit you better but your asking me to give a lower rate already lmao) That to me is a major turn off Additional Comments: I am beginning to believe that no one reads our ads Because I post my hours of availability and sill receive texts/calls all hours of the night (phone turned off at night now) Asking for unsafe services even though I post Safe encounters ONLY Am I located in Halifax or Dartmouth....ads says Halifax And last but not least my fav lololol...can I see a pic Maybe I should just post my phone number and nothing more!

calling and booking me only to not show up, THEN, texting me for that same time asking if I'm available! Did you really think I wouldn't recognize the phone number? Duh! Guess you forgot who you booked with and are just looking for the 'bargains'. Sorry Hun, I much prefer to give quality than to have quantity.

Great tips, thanks for all this useful info. I've been "burned" several times, especially before I discovered Lyla.com (Cerb back then). So I think it's very revealing just how extensive these fraudsters are who are literally stealing or extorting your hard earned money. You also have to be careful about "outcalls" to your residence. I once had my "date" show up and let's just say, she was "scary". In most of these cases, including incalls to bad areas, there will be "muscle" lurking in the background. If you start to complain, they will confront you for a minimum chunk of change and also of course the cost of transportation. Talk about a scam. The second part of this thread taught me something new and very practical as well. When someone (SP) PMs me asking to know more about me, I tend to provide TMI (too much info). I've been known to ramble. I had always THOUGHT that most SPs DID NOT LIKE OR OFTEN HAVE TIME FOR CALLS. But really, it makes so much sense and is so much more efficient. Talking reveals much more and as we know, texting is known to sometimes lose something in translation. (Can be easy to misinterpret a comment or emotion). Thanks for this thread, too many of us have been "used" this way. It's great to see the spotlight is being turned on these all too often "hidden" ripoff schemes. Your advice is invaluable.

Negativity Peace MG

Conceit.. Peace MG

Certainly not the desired start to the encounter but who knows what exactly was happening in her world that day.... One option... invite her to shower lol it might take the encounter in a totally new and pleasant direction. Just my Opinion Sent from my Passport using Tapatalk

Hahahaha. Love it! As I just read this whole thread, I was wondering why no one had mentioned the blunders that must occasionally occur. I had one today that I am still too embarrassed to share, but I figured I couldn't be the only one to do so. I'm sure there are some great stories to share! This was the perfect post to come across. Thank you for sharing your blunder :-)

Tsk Tsk Tsk I shall just bring along the orange juice for the morning Mimosa ;)

Well I think this is really a two way street I think some times us clients forget that we are not the only ones contacting the lady when in fact they are constantly getting the same questions over and over.

I had to smile reading this and thinking of one touring lady who dressed down for a breakfast date and still looked like a goddess. We walked into the restaurant and guy's jaws were dropping...one of the best days ever.

Great thread! Super informative. AS an sp myself, and the fact that I know and have met many fabulous sp's-I can say with confidence that we do not use the term hun and/ or babe ;) :icon_confused: I also think it is fair to say that when a lady is unable to respect your time, (ie has her client sitting in the hotel lobby, waiting) it is a big incdicator of what is to come. Same applies for those who continually check their phone??? I don't know I find it so odd , as I am the type who goes out of their way to make my clients feel like they are the only person I am and/or will be spending time with that day, even if this may not always be the actual case, but to me, atmosphere is BIG-and when it is not cool-it can really blow.

So Frigin True. I hate the fake 'Oh Baby'. One fake oh baby and I never repeat. Shuts me done completely. I especially note this when booking.....nothing is better then fake! Great if the SP gets off, but they are the Service Provider. Not meaning to sound rude. Yay and double YAY if they do! but....I don't expect it, or require it. Soo no hurt egos here if they don't. I am not a SP but for me as a female with my partner...... I don't always cum with my life partner and he knows my body well. Sometimes.... I CHOOSE not to organism! (oh the shock). Sometimes, I just want to enjoy the penetration for a little boost in my day and pep in my step. I will avoid organism because I have Places To Be and Things To Do. I can't always afford the energy suck and need for nap that comes with my cum (so to speak). I can only assume the same is true for the Service Providers; They too have Places to Be, and People to Do ....hehe With my last ex I use to enjoy watching him with his SP. Again...I would completely shut done when fake sounds started. He on the other never seemed to notice. for the best cause knowing him like I do..... his ego does require it! Luckily we eventually found a regular gal that suited me, suited him and suited us both together. Seeing someone that often everyone gets to know each other and takes the faking out of the equation. Atlast...she left the business Additional Comments: ditto here Additional Comments: Luvs the OD posts :)

Being a born & true Newfoundlander, "darlin" and "hun" are a part of my vocabulary and are terms of endearment. If a client has moved to the darlin and hun stage then it means my time with him or her has been both pleasurable and fulfilling. Another term I use is "my dear" and once again it is truly meant as an endearment. I never call strangers by these terms and never to anyone I do not feel a connection with.

I appreciate your concern but.... We all know OldDog as being a jokester, he says things that are funny and to lighten the mood when need be. He can also say things that can be very poignant and articulate. He has the ability for both and if I may say does both better than most. So to turn his quote into a reason for worry is silly, but that's just my opinion.

In fairness, this really is in most cases a turn off for both ladies and gentlemen alike. And that is blocked profiles on CERB. I'm sure red flags are raised when a lady sees a male CERB member who has a blocked profile Likewise, although not red flags, on the few times I have seen a lady's photo and go to check her profile to find it blocked...well I personally can't be bothered to try to find out anything more about her or contact her CERB is supposed to be a relative open forum for potential clients to meet professional companions with the benefit of using anonymous board handles. When ladies and gentlemen alike even with the anonymity of this board hide by blocking their profiles, it must raise warning flags to the ladies, and at least for me, well I can't be bothered to even go to the trouble of contacting the lady A rambling RG

Jason Ferguson, this is what he's talking about: Obviously, girls who don't have any bacon on hand have more germs...

I have been fortunate to meet some great ladies. And also for me the 'connection' is important so if I feel we've had a good time together...I'm often a repeat customer. But a couple things in my experience would fall into the 'turn off' category. 1. Obviously 'No Shows'. Yeh it happens to guys too. I've had it happen a couple of times. And I've always left the benefit of the doubt, provided the lady with opportunity to explain/apologize....and nothing. 2. 'Over the Top' It can be in talk, attitude, or looks. I know this gets to be personal choices but my preferences are just down to earth, respectful, and classy ladies. I like having real conversations. For me my dates go way better when we connect on various levels as well as physical. I've learned to look at ads better and communicate more openly with prospective dates. I remember meeting up with a lady at an agreed location (my 5 star hotel had card key) and although her ads/pics described a 'down to earth' 'classy' woman, she was wearing knee high stripper boots, a short mini skirt, and furry coat and lots of make-up. I know I could have been more specific. Walking through the lobby, past reception, concierge and the lounge was quite the scene. I'm sure some guys like this...but at least for me - just be yourselves. Thanks for the chance to comment and again the majority of ladies who read this are AAA....already absolutely adorable. Cub

Booking an hour minimum with a lady and after the quick introduction and shower and clothes removed she proceeds with a great BJ so good that I know I'm about to blow my load and ask her to slow it down a bit she agrees and 30 second later goes back at it to finish the job. When I'm done and request a shower to go for round 2 she says its only SOG. In and out in 15 minutes, paid for the full hour.