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My father went into the hospital to get better and that's not happening.

Report this to the police! Impersonating a police officer is a federal offense and they don't take kindly to it. We had a situation here in Ottawa where that happened and the police went out and "had a talk" with him. If the emailer was LE his behavior is unbecoming a police officer and his superiors should know about it. What you do is not illegal and they "serve and protect" us all... cat

hey everyone ;) someone posted that on my facebook and I immediatly thought of all the cerbies hihihi have a good days ppl and drive safe xxx

Thank you so much for the virtual hug :) --sending a hug back-- ! I do believe he was on a power trip. I do feel I should go to the police also just to protect other women from him. The next girl may not realize what is happening and think its just an innocent meet and end up charged or worse, physically hurt. I won't lie I am terrified that the police are going to look down on me for the proffession I am in , but I think I'm going to call tomorrow and see what can be done so this doesn't happen to anyone else. I feel it would almost be selfish if I didn't. Then if I didn't and found out someone got hurt by the same man , and knowing I could have prevented it I would feel awful !! Thank you for the kind word and advice everyone. Was much needed and very much apprciated.

I accidently erased my response so here we go again..... My personal reasons behind requesting a phone call to discuss an encounter are.... 1. SAFETY. It is hard to determine a person's demeanor over email or text. The person may be drunk, high, rude, ignorant, agressive, a gang banger, someone I know in personal life, creepy, a client I won't see or stopped seeing or even possibly a WIFE or SO of a client attempting to get info or my location to cause problems for me. Anyone can make multiple email accounts and there are free text programs that you can fill the sender number with whatever you choose. Booking through text or email leaves little we can do should someone harm us, especially without a real number. Winnipeg is brutal for no shows/ no cancelation. We have to take measures to not have our time wasted multiple times by same person who can simply create another email. Sadly there are also a few silly immature providers who will book fake appointments through text, I'm assuming they think this may help them get appointments. From personal experience I have reduced the number of no shows no cancel bookings significantly by only booking after speaking to a gentleman over the phone. This helps me to determine if he seems discreet, polite and uncomplicated. It also gives me the chance to ask if he has any questions as I won't discuss rate or services in person. I recieve well over a hundred texts a day (clients/personal etc.) it is time consuming stopping anything I'm doing at the time to text a bunch that would be easily spoken over a quick call and allows me to multitask. It's also difficult to stay organized when you have gentlemen texting, pming on multiple boards, emails etc. I like getting emails for those with reasonable questions and such, but I can't check my emails and pm's all day for last minute inquires for a visit. I don't take texts all that serious as majority don't intend to actually book or show up. I recieve multiple first contact texts asking my location. If I were to book through text only i would be blowing my discretion, safety and the discretion/safety of the gentlemen who visit me. If you are concerned about phone bill showing numbers you are calling you should definetly invest in a pay as you go hobby phone and keep it at work or somewhere safe. Once I'm familiar with a client, I sometimes allow them to text book. if they need location again, I ask they call to ensure it is them and not a SO asking after snooping through pc history or cell phone. Discretion is extremely important, especially for those providing incall. I would question the discretion of a location from a sp who will give her location to any text who asks. If she were to cause enough attention to herself with neighbors or police or an SO causing a scene, the police could bust the lady for running a bawdy house, and if you were there when it happened you could also be in trouble. To put it simply we screen our clients a many ways that you wouldn't consider. I am not concerned with missing potential clients that cant meet this simple request for an encounter. many sp's ask for refrences, work info etc. What a lady prefers, to be able to feel comfortable and safe makes for a better experience for both you and herself. There's always a method behind our requested form of contact. I have been very fortunate to not have regretted any encounters I've accepted by using this method and wouldn't be willing to see clients who i haven't spoken to over the phone. Just my 2 cents, hope it helps to appreciate why we may ask this of gentlemen. Additional Comments: forgot to mention that you can have all your texts stored online by your cell phone provider. I think you need to pay to do it but I could be wrong.This is how parents keep on top of what their children are texting, in cases of needing them for a court order etc. So i would be a tad more paranoid about someone reading your texts word for word then if you are found out for possibly making a call to a sp. and yes we "realize" that we are losing a few potential clients, this is why we screen people. Despite my profession, I'm not interested in being intimate with someone who doesn't first introduce himself with a brief call. Doubtful that there are many circumstances in our life where we can be intimate with another person without speaking to them. Also, wouldn't a gentleman want to be sure he is at least speaking to a woman and not possibly someone who found or stole her phone, or a guy in general for your safety? What if she was arrested for something related or not, and you were in fact texting with an officer (highly unlikely but still) I doubt you want to be discussing paying for services with someone who isnt the lady you thought you were contacting. you should look out for your safety too.

I understand your fear but it is unfounded. They aren't going to be asking about your children, they are not concerned about you as a person of interest unless you are under 18, drug addicted or being pimped. They are concerned about men who prey on women, sex worker or not. They are concerned about someone impersonating a police officer. You are not doing anything illegal and you have nothing to fear. Perhaps you could contact Stepping Stones and see if there is an advocate in your area that would accompany you down to file the report. http://www.steppingstonens.ca/ This time he was verbal, the next time he may get someone in person. Reporting him is how to prevent him escalating this into something where someone gets hurt... cat

Only shows up on a phone bill if it's long distance. Don't know what phone service you use but I've never had a call show up on my bill even before I went paperless. Most men use prepayed cell's for seeing sp only phones. I have to disagree about emails & texts. I stopped texts because 99% were wot's. Only prior clients are allowed to text for appointments as I know they are legit. Emails same thing too. Can get a long winded, tells their description right down to their shoe size & want an appointment for such & such a day & no confirmation call. Hmmm yup those two seem to be working well. Having a person call you get a sense of their personality as well they can get the same of us in return. How is a SP to know that the person emailing/texting is a man or even legal age. There's young teenagers out there that like to play games. Please don't start the debate on telling someone they are going to lose potential clients because she wants a phone call. If someone is a serious hobbyist they won't have a problem phoning to confirm & get incall location, something I don't think is proper giving out to someone you've never spoken to. If they don't want to call they are likely clients not worth seeing. My opinion though, maybe some other ladies will add to how they feel about a phone call & how important it is to them.

It wasn't lost money. He was told to come & get it. He's having a fit cause I don't want to have the appointment with him. I just want him to leave me alone.

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Tend to agree with this view. To be honest, though, I say this as an afternoon/early evening clubgoer when the issue of the CR layout/configuration is not typically that much of an issue (as pointed out by Bridgette in a previous post). It's certainly understandable that the situation seems less than ideal (to say the least) when the CR gets busy and crowded. In any case, I'm planning to drop by to see a fave this week - hope others will do so as well.

Pretty much take everything you have said and done thus far and do the exact opposite!

If you have a problem with her, why not just fix that with her privately? Airing laundry is not permitted here. "Cerb is not a review board. It is a recommendation board. If you dont have anything nice to say.... Please say anything at all"

Inconsiderable people. They make it very hard to be cordial not to mention keeping ones temper under wraps! Additional Comments: And another anecdote in the mishaps of megforfun. So enamoured by the lit Christmas village at my incall, I missed the last step of the staircase and pretty sure I will have a few more bruises for my collection. Geeze, perhaps I should take up full time drinking....accidents when inebriated are less painful I am told!

I woke up this morning and needed to run some errands. I was dreading it... I looked outside and saw the rain and knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that my car would be frozen solid. I listened to the CBC news podcast, The Current, and then finally ventured into the kitchen to make myself some tea. Upon entering the kitchen I was shocked, I looked outside to see my car completely cleaned of all ice, snow, and rain! My next door neighbour is such a sweetheart! He did this once last winter too. What a wonderful gesture! I baked banana bread for him and just knocked on his door a few moments ago. He said "Oh Nathalie, don't even worry about it!" but still, it was just so nice of him. Definitely the highlight of my day!

This was good news, I still have my job since my employees screwed up last week. But what sucks is that my father's girlfriend past away on Sunday morning(cancer) and I was appointed to tell him the bad news, I have done this in the past as a fireman but never for immediate family. My heart is broken and feel so sad right now for my dad.

At this time, and with her permission, I would like to let all of her friends in CERB know that Penelope Davis has had her baby - a healthy and big bouncing baby boy. Mother and son are both doing well. I spoke with her this evening and it made my heart feel two sizes too big to hear the joy in her voice for her Christmas gift. Congratulations Penelope! :)

I do like to sleep nude but every since my neighbors house burned down last year and they barley made it out in their boxers. I try to sleep in some clothing. usually a tshirt and boxers :)

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A freind of mine and I have pranked back and forth for many years always trying to be harmless yet creative. One year when it was my turn, I placed an ad in the classified section of the paper shortly after Boxing day with the headline 'WANTED TO PURCHASE - USED XMAS TREES" followed by free pick up and his phone number. Suffice it to say his phone rang a lot.

Christmas is a good time of year for all the jokesters. Do you like to give a funny gift or play a prank on anyone this time of year ? I read on line- someone takes an expensive car out for a test drive puts a big red bow on it and drives to a random house and beeps the horn. I thought this was hilarious. Lets face it with the latest tradgedy and all the hustle and bustle some of us need a good laugh.:biggrin:

Yes, totally. The clitoris is actually way bigger than what most people know as the clitoris and the nerves go pretty deep for some people. So for some women, they actually technically get "clitoral" stimulation through anal sex (or vaginal sex). Definitely not everyone though! Also, the g-spot is on the front wall of a vagina, and the wall that separates your vagina from your anal canal is pretty thin (i really wish there was a sexier word for anal canal, but anyways...). So for women who have particularly big or sensitive g-spots, they sometimes get g-spot stimulation from anal sex and can orgasm that way. On a side note, the human body is pretty incredible and the more I read about ways people have orgasms, the more mystified I am! Like, some people who have spinal cord injuries and have lost all feeling below the waist develop the ability to have orgasms from other erogenous zones being stimulated, like nipples or neck or behind the ear. I think that's amazing!

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She only used an email addy, not a cerb name or real name. But I would think MOD has already read this thread and if he/she felt it was a problem he/she would have done something. I think safety in this case out ways anything. I know I would not want to "report" such a thread. Besides, no names have been used. Just clearly a fake email addy.

This is such an AWESOME thread and I have been grinning from ear to ear since I started reading. Thank you to the gentlemen that have mentioned me and don't think for one second that yall have not been on my list for sometime now, especially since the Halifax Social and I do hope we get to ahhh....spend some quality time together. I have had a list of my own and some know they are on it and the rest are my little secret. For Now!!:icon_wink: Big Hug and Kisses, Lexy

Sigh..this is not gonna end well.

Like a kid in a candy store............ARGH!!!!!!! There are too many awesome ladies on here to stop at a couple. However, I must say that, as a mature gent, I lean towards a certain age plateau. As a qualifier, I have already met with a few ladies on here and love, love, loved them all. Hence, some omissions may have already been seen. Emma..you're a Caper.....nuff said. That already moves you to the head of the class. Emily....I am so intrigued. Lexy.......after having met you at the social, I am enamored.....our time shall come Amelia..a certain je ne sais quois Sierra.....dayum........gotta get to Halifax Ladies from away....I'm on my way. Cat..........omg......love your mind Meg......omg........just want to protect you. LOL (and hug you, of course) Joyful C......you intrigue me no end Julia......where are you? .....and to the un-named one...you know who you are. You're awesome and an enigma. We became friends, met, laughed, and remained friends without the encumbrance of sex. I'll fix that little detail up some day! LOL

Yeah I doubt it. The serial killer in these things never gets away scott free and lives happily ever after. Imagine what kind of message that would send! Then again Hannibal Lecter did....hmmm. I just hope it's not too bleak of an ending. That would ruin the whole show for me. They should end it with some of that dark humor that has been sorely missing from the last couple seasons. That's what I enjoyed most about the earlier seasons. I'm pretty sure Dexter's gonna get busted. If he does I hope he gets declared sane and stuck in general population. If only because he'd be like a kid in a candy store! I think that would be the perfect way to end it....something like the final scene of the last Boondock Saints movie. Dexter looking out onto the grounds at all the other convicted killers with a look and a sly grin like "Hmmm....who should I start with?" Roll credits! That would be a kick ass way for the show to go out :p

It is taking courage. Hopefully if some other lady is in this situation they get the courage to do what's best for the community and not just themselves. I am stepping out of my comfort zone going to the police but obviously something needs to done. Even if they just put him in his place so to speak its better then just letting him get away with this.

Lexy Grace....rumour has it, she does legendary deep throating (mmmm)

Confused a bit...if you pre paid for an appointment then why were you asking her for the $? Or was it a loan? At any rate...I think I'd just move on and chalk it up before it escalates to something potentially bad.

Monday morning meetings with smug, arrogant, know it all fucks !!! If you don't wanna hear my answer don't fucking ask me !!! Spending two hours showing them that what I told them 2 hours ago was actually RIGHT !!!!

My goddess of the day is Emily J. She is spreading the love not only to hobbyists, but to other SPs. Emily is funny, smart and friendly. Yay, Emily!

KD. Preferred supper of single white males everywhere!

Local ladies - Lexy Grace and MsManda; Touring - Ivy Fantasy and Ashley MGF. Hopefully some day!

I'm glad I'm not the only health nut here. But I'm not trying to live longer....what the hell's the use of living to 90 only to slowly fade into dementia? I'm just trying to make sure my next 25 years remain healthy and fun. Once I hit 70, if I do, who the hell cares. People are telling me I look ten years younger than I am and it's because I've eliminated fast and processed foods, gone mostly veggie, and boosted my intake of potent, scientifically proven natural antioxidants. I'll tell you something. During the summer I bought organic black grapes. I ate them all that evening. That night I had a hardon that simply would not go away ( I was tired and didn't feel like jerking off). It was no coincidence, as I bought them again later in the week and the same damn thing happened. Antioxidants, polyphenols, lycopene, resveratrol, etc., etc.,... it's all good shit, and science backs it up.

Here's mine Lol :) Its big and Tight.

What an interesting thread and I don't know how it has escaped me for all of this time. It is an interesting thread but, not an easy one to do! There are a number of women who I have not had the pleasure of spending time with and there are many who do intrigue me Local for me would probably be Lexy Grace in Halifax. For travelling SP's or SP's who are for me women that I would travel to see, the list could be long, however I shall stay within the rules and select two. I hope that in the future I might get to spend some quality time with Cat from Ottawa and Soleil in Winnipeg.

Being amazed at how your perspective changes with age: A couple hours ago, I was in Byward Market, St-George St. My husband and I were there to get a young local man and his truck home safe after a night of clubbing. It was around closing time, so there were people and cops everywhere. I couldn't help but notice that everywhere I looked were young women wearing very little on their lower bodies. Nothing but bare skin from the ankles to the asscheeks!! Brrr!!!! On the other side of the coin, I noticed not a single young man wearing shorts. Hmmmm....

When you see something unjust happening, and can not seem to do anything about it! I hope this injustice is soon fixed and the person responsible will be held accountable for her actions! Pathetic what some do over jealousy! How do some people sleep at night I wonder?

I agree :) there can't be a uniformed "spot" on everyone. I think everyone has their pleasure spot or spots. It's not like we were all manufactured by Mattel with a pleasure button to push installed in the same spot. Privet parts (penis and vagina) are like snowflakes no two are alike.

I think that I have a nice round booty... :butt:

I took my mother to the Nutcracker Ballett in Moncton. WOW it was a beautiful production from the Atlantic Ballet:) It was her first time to see a ballet, and think I may have started a new traditon for her and I:)

Whether I have one or not, I am not a fan of the poking and prodding required to try to prove to me that it exists. Quite happy with the orgasms that come from clitoral stimulation and those from intercourse.

I am outcall only to my home and as it was said it is legal. As for safety, it depends. If you are limiting yourself to cerb providers it is relatively safe though if you extend your providers to those indies (if they are really indies) on BP for variety (as I do) then it may not be safe for total strangers visiting your private home especially if someone is waiting outside for her or in the lobby so screen them out carefully before deciding. For agencies, those established agencies advertising on BP like PKE, EH, MB, ALLD ..... are safe to call too. For those agencies advertising on the notorious site (OatN) be extra careful and screen them also carefully. As for how to contact, On cerb, I usually contact them via PM and my only concern is to find out if we are compatible for a date. On BP if email available I contact them via email with lots of questions and then call them with more questions and add conditions there for the date to go ahead to ensure safety and legality. Whenever you call them, do not block your call. This sends red flag to providers. Remember they take much higher risks than you when they come over to your place.

Going to an empty movie theatre alone on Christmas Day and watching Little Shop of Horrors is a fond holiday memory for me. My my, I was a strange young man, and I'm still fighting the world as it tries to pound this stubborn square peg into their stupid little round hole. Hmmmm, I might just do that this year! First time in 24 years! Only this time I'll sneak a wine flask in and catch a buzz.

Please if someone finds it, let me know. I've been looking for it the last 10 years.

I tried contacting her when she was in Moncton this week. No luck. But yeah... next time around may try again. Hope springs eternal :-)