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For the record, when I think of a woman spitting on a guy's dick it's just spitting some saliva on it. It's not "hacking a loogie" as has been mentioned here a couple of times.

I do not know of any lady from Cuban...but if you don't mind staying in the Mexico Gulf, Isabella Gia is from around there :) ( Can't remember the exact country)

Come treat yourself to some sweet affection! I offer a complete relaxation massage with sexy body slides and 100% pleasure. I am easy to talk to and I know how to work my magic hands! Available today until 9pm.... I work in an upscale spa located in Bells Corners PM to book or call 613-820-8887 xoxo

they both have cockpits! LOL :66189-iconsex-teaba Im ready to ROCK your world. . My name is Crystal, one of my biggest pleasures in life is to please, so why not treat yourself and allow this sexy young babe take care of you. I offer amazing, non-rushed service that will have your mouth-watering. Soapy hot showers, a massage that will take away all your tensions, body slides you cant deny, i love to tease and to please. I can be an angel, or i can be your little devil. So what do you have to lose? your going to be coming back for more, and i cant wait to see you smile. Come play with me. :whipping: :dncdick:

So, it's happened to us all. You're in your car, trying to get somewhere... and you get stuck behind someone who's idling along veerrrry sloooowly. They're clearly not bothered about getting anywhere today, or even this week, and oblivious to the idea that anyone else might have somewhere to be. Ahead of you there's a green light, and they cruise up to it, oh so slowly... it turns yellow, and the horribly slow person ahead of you rolls through it, and you have to sit and wait until the damn thing turns green again. Well, that happened to me today... but Mr Oblivious in front of me was too slow even for the yellow light, and trundled through it after it had turned red. And there were two big flashes from the camera behind us... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I laughed all the way to work. Hey, nobody said these highlights had to be nice :)

As an aside but totally related...if you need to use the little boys room upon arrival, wash your hands pls. Liquid soap and a fresh towel are right there, do you not think I can't hear you pee? I hate being the matronly type that needs to march you back into the bathroom to take care of a common function! PS...please do not make this into an SP complaint thread!

Are you a fan of the art of masturbation? You love watching others masturbate? You are a man that masturbates? You are a woman that masturbates? Using toys during sex is fun for you? Do you like to masturbate your partner(s) during sex? If you answered "Yes" to any of these question you are welcome to join the new group called "Bators group" simply send a PM or reply to this thread to join. Happy masturbation to all. Notch Johnson

To those guys that insist on asking if I am a cop, I want you to think about your question. If I was an undercover cop, would I tell you the truth and say Yes? If I was an undercover cop and you wanted me to kill your wife for money, if you asked me if I was a cop, would I tell you the truth? No, of course not, I would lie and say I am not a cop. Touching my breasts would only give you an assault charge if she was a cop. I think you need to realize that if you are worried that your sp is a cop, dont discuss business in public, dont pick her up on the street corner or a hotel lobby. I am not a lawyer, but my understand of the law in Canada is that if you are not soliciting in public, if everything is being conducted behind closed doors in a private place, you are ok. Not sure if others are noticing an increase in these types of questions, but I just have to shake my head. Cops lie all the time, especially those that are undercover. Just incase you are wondering, no I am not a cop, I am not an undercover police officer or any other combination. I am just a sp who works alone, will never work for an agency and trying to makie some money on something I love doing. I only advertise on CERB and will never do a call in public (ie, your car is very public), or in the washroom of your local restaurant etc... Have a great day!

The AESHA (An Evaluation of Sex workers Heath Access) Project is a five year study of the health, safety and working conditions of women who do sex work in the Metro Vancouver area. The study is being run by the BC Centre for Excellence in HIV/AIDS and UBC, in partnership with the WISH Drop-in Centre Society, the BC Centre for Disease Control and Sex Workers United Against Violence (SWUAV) Society. We are looking for self-identified women currently working in either indoor or outdoor spaces who would be interested in participating in the study. If you would like to participate, or would like more information, please call the AESHA outreach team confidentially at 778-891-6252 or 604-569-3701 Monday-Thursday, 10am-4pm or email [email protected] Our apologies for any cross posting. Thanks! The AESHA Team

If you were looking for an MA..., As much as i m no Cuban i am 100% Latina... Sure i can get u in the mood... Warm blooded and with the hot latiin passion! ;-)

Today is a great day to enjoy a relaxing yet sensual and steamy massage! I am 5'4, big blue eyes, short dark hair and curvy with tattoos that compliment my body in all the right places!! I will provide you with a sensual massage to get you started. I will follow up with a sexy body slide that will have you wanting more! Satisfying for the eyes and the body!! Then I will let the bubbles lead the trail for my fingers in the shower!! I am here today to heighten you senses today from 2:30PM to 11:00PM at Angel's Touch-613-274-7073 or Private Message. My schedule for this week at Angel's Touch: Tues Feb 5 - 2:30PM - 11:00PM Sat Feb 9 - 10:00AM - 9:00PM Sun Feb 10 - 10:00AM - 9:00PM

In the beginning and it seems like in a galaxy far far away I arrived on Cerb as a total Newbie, went months without making a single post, went more months before I posted a single recommendation, and any time that I did post anything, there was that BIG question mark beside my name as the avatar that Cerb uses as a generic symbol. Just yesterday Meg made reference to my rainbow avatar in a thread on here and it made me think about the person who suggested to me that I could do way better than a question mark as the symbol that I use to represent myself. I looked long and hard to find the one that I eventually settled on and for that little suggestion I want to thank Samantha Evans. Without her suggestion I might still be a question mark. I love my avatar and it has all sorts of meanings for me. So, I am betting with certainty that many of us have similar thank you's to Cerb members for little things that they have done over time. Not looking for the life changing things, though I bet there are some of those too, but just those little things that people do that are a part of what makes this such a great community.

I dont think you can really go wrong with just doing the research and finding a lady who appeals to you, and then just tell her it is your first time in your correspondence. I suspect they all can and have dealt with the jitters that go along with the first time. I remember my first time was with Sweetshay, and it was easy for her to tell, but she told me that it wasn't my problem, rather, she would make it hers. Things went fantastic from my point of view that day...I still see her when she is in town, or if I am in TO

They actually bored me...I can send you the other 2 if you pm me your address.

Enjoy an Adventure with me!! I am a Massage Provider (MP) working in the west end of Ottawa at Angel's Touch Massage! My Services inclued a great Sensual and Sexy experience.... We can start off with a nice warm shower, and then move to my massage table..... Here you can expect a great massage that will relieve your tensions and relax your mind and body! Then things will take a more sensual road..... my touch will become lighter and linger in all of the right spots..... the gentle flirty movements of my body brushing up against you will instill chills into your body.... then I will leave you with goose bumps as I rub my tall lean body all over you! Finding all of the right ways to tease you and make you dream of what more is to come. After you have been sufficiantly teased, I will ask you to roll over so that I can give the same treatment to your front side. The feel of my soft full lips on your mouth, the minty taste of my breath and the feel of my body tempting and teasing you will drive you wild!! When you can no longer stand the teasing and tempting I will take you into my Angel Hands and lead you into Heaven! While the blood returns to your brain, and your knees return to normal I will clean you up and prepare a shower for us. We will have our share of fun in the shower ensuring all of the excess oil has been removed from our bodies! Then I will dry you off from head to toe and show you how a King should be treated!! I believe in the TOTAL Experience of a massage...... I am an intelegent and engaging lady who can carry on a meaningful conversation. Your time with me will be spent on ensuring maximum pleasure for you....not wasting presious time. I promise to arrive within a reasonable time frame for all of my appointment ( I hate to sit around as much as you do....), and my services are unrushed and genuine! I hope to welcome you into my Massage room Soon.... and form a friendship that will ensure repeat pleasurable experiences!! Life is to be enjoyed. not just endured -Gordon B. Hincley Services Sensual Relaxation Massage Body Slides, to make you say OMG Sexy Soapy showers for 2 Duo massages(2 girls, 4 hands) Oh, you will never regret spoiling yourself to one of these!! Private Dance Shows Set you on Fire Girl Friend Experience Couples Welcome Schedule TODAY Tuesday February 5th, 10:00am - 7:00pm 65 Bentley Ave 613-274-7073 Wednesday February 6th : 10:00am - 4:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Thursday February 7th : 10:00am - 7:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Friday February 8th : 3:30pm - 11:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Sunday February 9th : 4:00pm - 9:00pm 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 Rates Single Massage 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 Duo Massage rates available upon request Couple Massage rates available upon request Contact To book an appointment please send me a PM, text me at 613-277-4328, or call the Spa at 613-274-7073 to ensure my avaliability!! Check out what others are saying about my service!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Stop by today and Experience the Touch of an Angel! XXX

Don't forget mangos. In an episode of Seinfeld they brought George back to life!

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Are we seriously on this topic again? Ladies and gentlemen, CLEAN YOURSELVES!!! If you have an appointment, whether hobbiest, sp or ma, clean yourselves properly please so we don't have to keep bringing this bloody well up!!!

What sucks in a no show, other than the disappointment and the waste of time, Is the disrespect when the person doesn't even have the decency to apologize. Who would ever want to deal with these kinds of species ?

I'm a little reluctant to start this thread 'cuz I know there are certain realities when performing oral on a member. Lubrication is key. I have limitations, but that's just me. Maybe it's just my old slug-fartness shining through (more than likely!). I've had experiences where the lady needs extra lube and the convenient lube of choice is a good amount of spit on the old Johnston. So, said lady holds said Johnston firmly in hand, takes aim, gobbles up a fair amount of goober ....and...PTTOOIEEEE!. Makes me jump out of my skin. I for one REALLY don't like this. No No No! Disgusted! Remember the movie: The Fly? It's like when Jeff Goldblum dissolves a box of doughnuts with vomit and slurps 'em up. Mmmmm. Yummy, eh? Digestive juices! Imagine you as an SP - and a guy doing some fine DATY. Things down South start to dry a little, so said buster starts snorting & blowing all sorts of crap at the taco stand. From a female perspective, would you stand for that? I know oral technique is a unique experience and you should expect some saliva exchange. How can I delicately approach the provider to share my phobia?:icon_eek: Anyone else in the same boat?

Steaming sexy sessions with Madison!! 20$ off prebooking special!! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=72227 Available Monday-Friday I am a sexy sensual 23 year old, with long hair and seductive hazel eyes. I have an amazing body that will drive you crazy. 5'6, 115 pounds, and firm perky C 32 breast. I am very eXXXperienced in sensual massage and will always leave you with a smile on your face!! I offer a non rushed, nude full body erotic massage you will never forget! I love to tease and am very open to many different fetishes!! My donations are 120 for 30 minutes 130 for 45 minutes 140 for 60 minutes Duo's also available!!

She is retired-and has since moved on.

I would be shocked to see an sp answer 'No' to this question..lol

Hmmmm ... I dont think I agree. The clients are "living the dream" as clients, at least for the purpose of this forum. For everyone else, it is a normal life, even for our favorite ladies here on cerb, with the same trials and tribulations. I guarantee you that looks really are skin deep and aren't a good basis for a long term relationship. And ultimately ... in my humble opinion ... the only way to live the dream is to find someone you love and relish them ... and hope they do the same. You can theoretically do that with a SP, but it has nothing to do with the usual SP-client relationship and is something much deeper. And I'm shocked .... SHOCKED ... to hear that SPs have sex when clients aren't around. :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

I still disagree, I'm afraid. Even if ED meds didn't exist, that only rules out penetrative sex for those affected. SPs offer a huge amount more than just that... and all those activities are still available. And while I've heard many thing about ED, I've never heard that it removes the desire for intimacy.

Thank you everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes...I'm 44 again! Big hugs to you all.

It does seem to be a PSE thing. I can't say I like it myself. Lots of spit is great, but I don't see that it needs to become airborne at any point in proceedings...

Happy Birthday Emma, hope you enjoy your day have fun. If you get to Ottawa message me we can go out for a few drinks, no strings attached unless you want to be tied......wink!

Finding out I have enough pull to get a good friend upgraded for their romantic weekend escape with their special someone....

Meet This Lovely Asian Girl ;) ..Sensational Sensual young lady, beautiful attitude beyond desirable with natural strong healing hands reduce your tired aching body to a professional truly worth splurging for clean shower, lingerie sexy outfits, safe atmosphere, just come and relax gentlemen you are in good hands...........looking forward to please you $35/30min $50/45min relaxing massage Mon to Fri 9 to 8pm Sat 10 to 6pm Kanata, near the Scotiabank place. By appointment only (613) 727-9000

Believe me, that makes it all the more impressive. You write better English than many native speakers.

Hello there, I am Ms. Powers, kinky alt provider from Toronto. I will be visiting Ottawa this Thursday to Saturday and I would be most pleased to treat myself to correcting your behaviour in any of the following ways: --Compel you to kiss each eyelet of my high-heeled boots --Shave your tender parts and then treat them to some severe squeezing and slapping --Dress you up in panties and stockings and write SLUT across your chest in my lipstick --Treat you as my personal toilet and fill your mouth with my piss --Introduce my cock into your tight little -----hole and pound you gently or cruelly - dependent on my mood of course --Invite you to wear your jammies and suckle at my nipple - milk guaranteed --Spank you with the utmost love to remind you that peeking in the window at teacher while she is alone is NOT appropriate --Grind my asshole all over your mouth, nose and face so you can't breathe because of all the luscious ass in your face --Force you to service my pussy with orgasm after orgasm while I read my magazine or watch television... Or whatever else I feel motivated to do to you. I have an all new latex pencil skirt and low-backed halter top, complete with Cuban heeled latex stockings and garter belt for you to stroke, lube up, and uselessly hump away at. I may laugh at you while you fumble. I entertain a number of fetishes and kinky ideas and I am always impressed by creativity. If there is something you like, ask nicely. I am open-minded and free-spirited. I will be visiting Ottawa Feb 7-9. You can contact me via PM, at [email protected] or 416 605 3910 (call or text). Research me at http://www.missroxypowers.com and see if that puny little penis of yours gets hard enough to call. Sincerely, Roxy Powers

Not to get off topic here, but you're comparing escorts to streetwalkers. Apples and Bananas my friend...........

I got home a short while ago from a trip to Halifax. I ended up getting there a day late but had a really good time. We went skating on the Halifax oval, went to a very bad movie, (Hansel and Gretal) :), had some great Wii Mario Cart tournaments and I had short visits with a couple of very special friends. I am home in time to get myself ready for what I hope will be a really good Superbowl game. This coming week I travel again and that will be a future highlight I am certain.

I'm wondering if you actually turn over the emails you have found? This would mean that private information from a provider (her location etc) will be in the hands of non industry female and could result in harrassment, eviction or worse. Depending on the intentions of the woman, this could have dire unintended consequences for an email only provider like myself or my sisters in our industry. I have been on the receiving end of angry wife phone calls and even visits by them to my incall. I would not wish it on anyone. Our industry carries unnecessary stigma and both provider and hobbyists alike bear the brunt of the negativity. If it were me, I would do everything in my power to protect the other potential victims by eliminating information that would give this woman the power to cause serious harm to them. If that was unavoidable, I would not forward any of this man's hobbying to her. I would eliminate this aspect from the report. I would simply look at it as an anonymous good deed, collect my money and move on. The woman who has hired you obviously is not concerned with ethics or she would have been sitting in front of you with his wife as she hired you or would not have contacted you at all. Her actions are invasively disrespectful to her sister and her sisters marriage. Declining the case would simply allow her to take it to another investigator that would give her the information and perhaps put a provider in harms way. We count on the hobbyist to be discreet and protect our information by not keeping it for prying eyes to find and this man obviously failed to do so. As a hobbyist, you have an opportunity to correct his mistake. Perhaps this is an old school mentality but I was taught that we protect our own, first and foremost. Society as a whole does not respect or protect us. It is up to us to ensure that those of us in our community are kept safe to the best of our ability and when the opportunity arises, we should not violate an unwritten code... cat

Since you are a verified account (SP ONLY ACCESS) you have 100 photo spots. Standard accounts have just 25. Once you have filled ALL your photo spots the option to ADD more photos or albums goes away. Try deleting a old photo and see if that allows you to add more. ... looks like you have a whopping 10 albums but only 85 photos from my count. I am not aware of a LIMIT of how many albums (but it could have a limit and you may have reached it with 10) Other issue is if ALL your photos add up over 20 Megabytes in file size your cut off as well and need to either RESIZE your photos (Make them smaller and re-upload them to save size) or delete some to make room for new ones.

Ok, here's a tough one: does the Pope masturbate? ...I'm not sure I even wanna think about that one! What expression he would have to use? Pounding the Pontiff? Punching the little Pope? Strangling the one-eyed Cardinal?

I think about it ...A LOT! Sometimes a gracious, righteous masturbation it isn't very convenient. For example, when I'm shoveling snow, cooking bacon, talking with the next door neighbour, swimming, taking the dog for a walk. You get the idea. Now, if anyone can tell me how to do any of the above while juggling a chubby, I'm all ears. For now, maybe a few expressions will do: -- glaze a knuckle -- pushing the envelope -- knob polish -- Charming the one-eyed snake -- Playing tug-of-war with Cyclops -- shaking hands with my wife's best friend -- Choke the chicken -- Charming the lizard -- Practice one hand drumming -- Beat the puke out of a penisaurus -- Bash the bishop -- boxing the bald headed champ -- Tantalizing the turkey -- Taming the shrew -- Bopping the baloney -- Abusing the wicked stick -- Adjusting the antenna -- Aiding and abetting a known felon -- Applying the hand brake -- Arguing with Henry Longfellow -- Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel -- Badgering the witness -- Basting the ham -- Be your own best friend -- Beat the bishop -- Beat the bologna Beat the dummy Beat the meat Beat the pud Beat the stick Beat up your date (comment: hmmm, seems to be a lot beating goin on here) Beef tips stroking off Bleed the weed Blow your own horn Bludgeon the beefsteak Bop the bonzo Box the Jesuit Box with Richard Brushing up on your typing skills Buff the banana Bugger your hand Building upper-body strength Burp the baby Burp the worm Butter the corn Calling down for more mayo Calling in the secret service Caning the vandal Caulking the cracks in the bathroom tile Charm the snake HOLY CRap - it goes on and on! I didn't make this stuff up. I've only got up to "C" in the alphabet. There's actual websites dedicated to this stuff! And that's only for the guys.

A lot on cleanliness and hygene has been covered in this thread, nothing more to add; However, if a person is well showered; Still an unpleasent smell from a penis or a vagina can occur within the hour. Such smell will predominently smell like cheese or fish. If one encounters such smell, it is advisable to avoid any contact, since these smells indicate disease rather than a cleanliness issue. On another note, one is surprised to see both SP's and Hobyists participate in bare oral sex to begin with.

With all due respect, have you considered using baby wipes or a face clothe to refresh Mister J right before an encounter? Even a 2 minute shower could do the trick :) I do not know if you use your own glass at home to do this but I am positive no lady would like you to use this practice at her incall. Yes yes yes and yes lol I find it quite easy to deal with someone who might not use mouthwash at the beginning of our time together by slipping them a listerine strip while kissing but it's quite uncomfortable to spend time with someone who just took a shower and still smells like overworked underarms... Please, use deodorant after your shower; if you don't wear it on a day to day basis, that's your choice but when visiting a lady, I really think it is a must to avoid that nasty and unpleasant smell :icon_confused:

Regarding why some guys go around oblivious to their stench, I will quote one of my dad's sage sayings, " a skunk can't smell it's own hole".

seen her few times. She goes by the name Miranda at ALO. Very pleasant experience.

I have other work that I do, with website, advertising, etc, and I agree other companies to cold call to offer me their services. But they do this knowing that it is a wholesale company and the company accepts CCs, so they have done some research on the idea that what they have to offer is an alternative to what I already use. They want to offer a different CC processing and assure they can do it for less. They want to offer a different phone service and assure they can save me money, etc. The guys sandi talks about are doing mass emails to sps, regardless of anything they have researched. Does she offer outcalls? No. Then why email her offering service as a driver. Does she already have pro pics? Then by all means, send an email with your professional expertise, website, samples, references and contact info, but don't cold call her if you are offering her photography service, show her what you can do. And I don't think most sps assume these offers are to be in exchange for free sexual services. Those offers are a different thing altogether, they do come in for sure of course. The ones sandi is talking about are the ones who want to actually be paid, because now apparently living off the avails in a 'non-exploitive' way is legal or going to be legal lol. So they don't have to offer service for service trades now, they can actually make a buck. Fine, fair enough, but advertise those services. IF I am looking for someone because I need those services, I will do what any client does, either post my request for suggestions or look at ads. If I am sent an unsolicited text, phone call, email or pm, I will simply hang up, delete or ignore, because I am not looking until I'm looking.

I believe that if someone is using Cerb to advertise a service, the rules should be across the board. (Pardon the pun.) irrespective of the service itself, advertising should be limited to posts in the appropriate forums and the use of banner ads. I don't think an advertiser - whether a lady or someone offering to be a driver/security/whatever - should have two sets of rules. It doesn't make sense. If you are advertising, do it appropriately according to the rules. Posted via Mobile Device

When the ladies are looking for drivers, they are looking for professional drivers, not someone who just has a driver's licence and car. And unwanted soliciting via pm's and emails, that isn't professional. If you are a professional driver, advertise. If the ladies are interested in hiring you, they will. But just having a car and driver's licence, well just about everyone has a licence and vehicle, that doesn't make you professional And on a final note, the closest I could envision providing driving services, as such, is if I had an encounter with a lady at my hotel, and it's ended I would offer and be willing to drive the lady (only if she is comfortable enough with this) back to her place be it hotel or home and save the cost of a cab. I do emphasize it would be an offer, no pressure, and no strings attached Another rambling RG

Then, perhaps and as suggested in another post, those who are interested in offering their invaluable services to SPs should take the time to set up their business and advertise- not solicitate- like every one else does.

This posting is very warranted. Seems now there are some guys looking make a quick buck off us, ain't happening. All the people I have entrusted with my life, my money, my security, my investments, they were all here for me before the law changed. I think I will keep those trusted people around me as long as they want to be here. So, as sandimoon says, if you want me to take up your services, advertise like the rest of us! If someone wants your service, they will ask. Don't send us unsolicited pm's.

Most of the time when I offer duo it's because I've made out before with the lady in question just to be sure that we actually get along sexually:)