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If a client does not pay us for services rendered, as per our agreement, we are well within our right to ask them to make it up to us. If this individual chooses to deceive/rob someone else, those are his actions and he needs to take responsibility for that. Emma is not responsible for his behaviour and his actions. I think she absolutely did the right thing by demanding he make it up to her, and reporting him.

There are many disadvantages to being a woman, but there are advantages too. One of the advantages is that we are valued in the dating market. Simply put, we don't need to pay for sex and we can even charge for it. Also, this may be controversial and some will disagree with me, but I'll say it anyways. This is a huge generalization, but I believe that most men are never really fully satisfied by masturbation, whereas women can fully satisfy themselves and a vibrator can be more pleasurable than a man.

Evening everyone, It would seem I was a slow study when it came to the rules here. So after sticking my head in a hole like an ostrich for a bit, here I am ready to appoligise to all the fine ladies for Posting an AD incorrectly, and to the mods for an inappropriate Album Pic as well. Is this a regular Newbie thing, Or was I really slow at this? :spank: I'm bad!

Emma thanks for sharing this story. It's too bad this client has betrayed your trust like this. He clearly lying, as others have pointed out there are two flaws to his lame ass excuse. ATM's use current currency, while some times older notes slip through one machine is not going to spit out 3 old 100 dollar bills, just not possible. While were on the subject of 100 dollar bills, ATMs don't distribute 100's for the very reason that they are not viable currency for most day to day transactions as most business won't accept anything over a 50. Banks are responsible to exchange older notes for new notes to lessen the chance of counterfeit notes being passed around. Good for you for reporting this dude, clearly he has no respect for you so why should you bother looking out for him. As he will soon find out Karma is a bitch!

I could be wrong, but I thought banks DO NOT use old currency at ATM's anymore. Furthermore, where I bank and if I withdrew from the ATM a sum of 300.00 or 400.00 in fact 500.00 it is given to me in denominations of 50's and twenties I never had a ATM spit out 100's. If you go to a teller she will ask, what denominations you would like. I find his story full of shit, and he confirmed that by his comment to you Emma. He is a douche bag!

This may not be what you want to hear, but, why did you even try to let him make up for them. If he did then I would assume he'd want some proof and that would probably mean giving the counterfeits back, and then he might pass them on to some other unsuspecting mark. You don't get these from the bank, so he probably knew full well what he was doing. You'd be passing the problem onto someone else. It's great that you've followed through and his information is with the authorities. I am sure you're a very smart woman, but in this business you get fucked now and then. Lesson learned.

danrica, tag team her, really? Why do you say this ? IMHO that is a pretty rude comment.

For my lover Another beautiful day in Sydney, Australia, mid-twenties, breezy, sunny. My lover by my side on Bondi Beach, lying together on the warm sand, gazing out at the ocean. There are whales in the distance (yes, you can really see them from the beach sometimes), and closer up dolphins frolicking. She looks amazing in her tiny bikini, with those abs and breasts that I adore, and her radiant auburn hair. The star of the beach; no one comes close to her beauty, no one can take their eyes off her, but we're together, and we're soaking up the moment. After a day of whale watching and lover-admiring at Bondi, we go to an intimate Italian restaurant near the beach. They welcome us like friends, and offer us exceptional wine. We taste it and I gaze into her beautiful eyes. The meal is delicious, but I'm not paying the slightest attention to anything but my lover across the table from me. We make our way back to my flat, across the city, with Sydney harbour glowing at our feet, and the Opera House shimmering in the distance. But again, I see only her. She decides to do a lap dance for me, and teases me with her body, rubbing and touching gently at first, then more insistently. She takes me in her mouth, and is surprised by the suddenness of my response: it's been a long day of wanting and waiting for this moment. Off to bed, and I taste and probe her, and we kiss, and we kiss until I'm fully revived. Then this gorgeous body in my arms yields itself utterly to me, no holding back, no limits. Bliss, passion, explosions, then again, then again. The sun rises over Sydney, and over entwined lovers, and we're ready to start another day. (Reposted with modification from the Erotic Very Short Stories social group)

First, I do respect your opinion that cheating on your lover is wrong. But, first off, if that is the case, that is between the SP and her SO, just as it is between a hobbiest and his SO Two, how do you even know her relationship status, SP's don't put that information on their websites or profiles. It isn't our business, it's their private life Three, the SP may also be in an open relationship...she may have multiple partners and her SO may have multiple partners, and the SO may know his wife/gf is an escort. But even if he doesn't, that's not your concern Fourth, you are not her partner/bf/SO, you are a client Fifth, if you want to take the cheating on your lover to a absurdity, if you equate being an married SP seeing a client is her cheating on her SO, then the reverse has to be true too, a married client is cheating on his SO by seeing a SP, well are the SP and Client cheating on one another when she sees other clients, and he sees other SP's.....give me a sec, getting a headache now, need a tylenol LOL...absurd arguments do that to me LOL I would only worry about your own relationships, and enjoy the time you spend with a lady. Don't complicate it with what really are non-issues Just my opinion RG

Due to a recent date paying in counterfeit money i will no longer be accepting old money... meaning if you are paying me in 100 dollar bills they must be new. This weekend i received 5 old bills from 1988...these bills are harder to detect then the new ones for some reason. I went to pay for something and the lady checked the bills and 3 were refused...she trusted me thank God and told me to take them to the bank across the street..TD was the only one open on Saturday. They couldn't say one way or the other if they were counterfeit..{i know weird for a bank}. They are now in the mail to the Bank of Canada. I have the guys info for them as well if in fact they are fake. Just putting it out there that I am not afraid to tell the police about where i received them and how. I guess dude thought i was just some dumb chick he could pawn them off on...I gave him a chance to replace the monies but he only got nasty with me texting that he didn't give a fuck...that they are real and got them out of an ATM machine...ya whatever..lol...no way did he..especially old 100 dollar bills....anyway this is a warning for the ladies and the gents that these are out there and being passed around. Be careful and get yourself fimilar with how to detect counterfeit money. I'm getting the pen and whatever else i need. kisses, Emma

Very young children are bullied for not conforming to expected gender norms. Talking about it can only help.

I always thought when the guys hi fived over her back that was called an eiffel tower :p oh the things I learn on here Posted via Mobile Device

I like JuliasUndies because she has a great personality and I really really want to remove those undies !!

The only place I've ever seen $100 bills from a ATM was at a casino. Plus they were all brand new bills. He was definitely classless with his response, can't believe a regular client would treat you like that.

Our bank machines only give $20's, so for a date, especially an extended date that would make a rather large envelope to be carrying around. So, I go to a bank and get $100's but now after reading this I will always wonder if she will be wondering about their value as legal tender. Another reason that I really do prefer electronic funds transfer prior to the date. Alleviates more than one awkward moment for me. Sorry to have heard that story Emma. Give em hell.

It was a legal appointment at his hotel...i have met with this gent several times before thus i trusted him and gave him the chance to make it right. I reported it in the SP section and sent the money off to the Bank of Canada with the information to how i obtained it. I Could have went directly to the police but but i choose not to...as of yet. Now it will be between The Bank Of Canada,myself and the Police if indeed it is counterfeit. My reason for the post is to make others aware of the situation and to for everyone to check their money when receiving it. I gave him the benefit of the doubt and the chance to make it right..he refused...so he looses. I may be out 500 dollars but i may have stopped this from happening to someone else...kisses

A honest client would want them back, not to pass them on, but so he could legally get recourse by going to the source that gave the money to him or going to the authorities. In this case it shouldn't have been up to Emma to forward on the bills. The client is responsible for the donation, and the donation comes in legal tender. And yes, he probably didn't get them from a bank, but a person could unwittingly get money from stores, gas stations etc etc etc, believing full well it is legal tender I'm assuming in this case, in all probability, he knew what he was doing given his reply to Emma But I don't assume that if a similar such case happened with a honest client the client would know if he had legal tender or not. And as said before, an honest client would want to make it right Some thoughts RG

Lately my friends and I are big on hilarious euphemisms: Wanna take a ride into the bone zone? Ready to check in to the meat suite? Who wants to ride the train down to pound town? hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

panties and stockings soap and water clothes and the floor :icon_wink: lips and tongue :aol_cunnilingus: dick in hand :aol_poundit:

"I don't give a fuck?" Really? How can people be so callous! I hope this scum is treated likewise a millionfold. Emma, don't brood over this lowlife for not only are most people honest (as qwerty has written above) but also decent in the way they treat their fellow human beings. Cheer up, Emma.

Any one of us and CERB

I even said that to him..that maybe someone gave them to him...that it wasn't his fault but he insisted they were real and made from his sweat.{i bet they were}..then saying he didn't give a fuck...anyway i saved his text messages for the police to see.

Emma, sorry to hear about this. I did not know ATMs gave $100 bills, $50 bills yes.

Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Teen Spirit: What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Dnn't know, don't know, don't know Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin' And I don't know what I'm singin' Crank the volume, ears are bleedin' I still don't know what I'm singin' We're so loud and incoherent Boy this oughtta bug your parents Yeah It's un-in-tel-ligible I just can't get it through my skull It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?) With all these marbles in my mouth Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know... Well we don't sound like Madonna Here we are now, we're Nirvana Sing distinctly? We don't wanna Buy our album, we're Nirvana A garage band from Seattle Well, it sure beats raising cattle Yeah And I forgot the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse The lyric sheet's so hard to find What are the words? Oh, nevermind Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know don't know... Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin' But I don't know what I'm sayin' What's the message I'm conveyin'? Can you tell me what I'm sayin'? So have you got some idea? Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya! Sayonara, sayonara Ayonawa, adinawa Odinaya, yodinaya Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah Ayaaaaah!

So does this mean if an SP is suspended on CERB they can have their account reactivated? I've heard of hobbyists being suspended, and suspended only permanently.

We've all made mistakes in life and I'm sure this won't be the most dramatic. But highly respect anyone who knows and steps up when they did wrong. XOXO Cub

When I grow up I want to be a vibrator.

I too wondered that when I first started feeling the urge to meet travelling ladies and since I was under 30 years old I felt like I was S.O.L. However, I took the time or should I say the chance and contacted a lovely touring lady and explained my situation. Perhaps I should say I pleaded my case to this very accommodating woman. Anyway I took the chance, contacted her and explained things. I provided my age, available references, all pertinent contact info., etc. In other words I made sure she knew I was not some guy wasting her time and that I was not too immature to be considered. Funny thing was when we met she said it was a combination of the above mentioned characteristics as well as my writing style that helped convince her I was indeed "mature" enough. Moral of the story one can never be too polite and/or courteous when contacting someone whom you wish to meet! A special thank you to that travelling lady who I met two years ago in Moncton, New Brunswick!

I hate to say it but women don't have to hobby. I have a couple of young 20's something hot studs on speed dial when I feel the need. I think it is because men are visual creatures and they will go after what they want. Women don't have a penis so this is not something that drives them to want to have sex. Another reason is that a lot of men who hobby are married and they are either not satisfied at home or they just want variety so they will pay for it to be discreet rather than getting involved in an emotional affair which can be dangerous. Re: Why women don't have to hobby....The other night I was having a girls night out after the work day was over and ran into to one of her young studs she has on her speed dial while we were out. He texted her later and said he had to have me when he saw me. I think men are just wired that way with all that testosterone.

I am actually quite embarassed to admit this one. My guest paid me, and I set the money on the table which was near a candle, but I noted that it was not too close. About 10 minutes into our lapdance, we smelt burning. I checked everything in the room, and even checked the kitchen, and nothing was burning. We continued. 20 minutes in, I noticed from the corner of my eye a huge flame, and I screamed in his ear! It took 20 minutes to finally catch fire, but my money was burning. I grabbed it and ran to the bathroom to run it under water. I took it to the bank and since one serial number was intact, they were able to take it. I felt so bad for my guest, screaming in terror mid-sensual-moment, but we had a good laugh about it after.

This is not true. There are ladies here who do both, but for obvious reasons they tend to not publicize the fact that they may also work the streets.

tongue firmly in cheek... why the over 35 crowd gets the girl.... 1. Multiple shots on goal means a three day booking 2. We are extraordinarily grateful that someone will even stay in the same room as us when we are naked. 3. Nap time is on the clock. 4. Cuddle time may just be the best we can do. 5. Less likely to stalk, we barely even remember where we live. 6. While we remember to bring the envelope, we might not remember why we came. 7. We can help with history assignments in post secondary courses. We were there when it all happened. 8. Arthritis prevents us from being too grabby.

To put it another less blunt way, an sp who never provides personal information about the people in her life will never regret not doing it. Just as I would protect the privacy of my clients, so do I protect my own privacy and those of anyone who may be in my life at that time. I'm afraid we will simply have to disagree on this matter. I will never feel that the sessions with regs or new clients suffer from my not providing a life history for them, nor do we share a special bond with it. I will always feel that the sps who get into the most trouble with troublesome clients are the ones where the client is not completely sure of the boundaries, and takes any bit of special information as proof of her love for him. Its just advice I was given when I first started, and has always been part of any advice I pass on to new sps. So many tend to regret having told a new client too much about themselves, and find they have to avoid places or things they used to enjoy when he pops up there all the time.

I need minimum 1 hour notice...the reason why...well, stuff exist from there and it's way more enjoyable for both parties if it's clean and don't make a mess...

I thought for long whether I should respond to this thread as I was concerned that my response may offend someone or two. But I was asked this question (in another thread) and I am sure I am expected to give my honest response, no matter how unpopular it may be. Speaking only for myself and those who know me I am a very safe and cautious hobbyist (outcall only for legal reasons, No BBB whatever for safety reasons, no cim, no greek, no GB, no ...... for personal/moral reasons .... no drugs, no alcohol (recent), going for emotional GFE rather than list of services, preference for hugging and kissing rather than sex, which may appear strange to many .... and in many cases my views are in minority (like strong preference for natural kitties, preference for younger SPs, preferences for pale skin, very tall ladies, blue eyes, inner beauties....), so very likely my views below, like above, are in small minority too, but they are mine :-), and since I was asked I am going to comment as honestly as I can..... To me the sanctity of marriage is too important to be broken. Regardless of whether it is with the full knowledge of the husband and his approval, a marriage is a marriage. In my view, people marry to commit to each other and to each other only. Married people belong to each other and I don't wish to borrow or rent someone else's love for a short time as I would know for sure that while she is with me, she will be thinking about her real love (her husband) not to mention that I do not wish to be the one breaking the sanctity of marriage. That is why the word adultery applies only to married people in relationship with a person other than spouse and to my knowledge the definition even extends to cases where the spouse is fully aware of it. Beside I don't know for sure how the husband may really feel in his heart about this. May be it is a situation that severe financial needs forces him to agree to it and his heart may be bleeding because of that (have you seen indecent proposal movie). If I am in a relationship I will not hobby or see anyone else and expect the same from my spouse or GF, otherwise I would be a total hypocrite if I am in a relationship and see other ladies and expect my wife or GF stays in a monogamous relationship with me. ps - This post reflect my personal views and may not be shared by many.

I'm smaller than average guy and sometimes I enjoy a tall, curvy lady who is ,generally speaking, heavier than me. So I found and set up a rendez-vous with a lady I thought fit the bill. I asked for 2 hours of fun and she obliged. We clicked and had a great first round of fun...but when it came for round 2 I asked her to get on top. She was really getting into it and began to bounce up and down...hard...a little too hard. Next thing I new she came down so hard on one of my boys that I screamed out in pain...the kind of pain only a man knows. This unfortunately left my little soldier at less than full attention and I was not able to finish off the 2nd hour. When I got home I had a bruise, a funny story (that I have never told till now) and thankfully no permanent damage. :D