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Today's goddess for me is Sweetshay, awesomely beautiful and hot. She has enthusiastic recommendations and lots of admirers, including me :) Here's her reco thread: http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=37953 Another look:

Of course you are, but so are the rest of us. Welcome to Pervy Woman Central, a.k.a. Cerb.ca Enter, stay a while, some of us live here. Seriously though.... You may not be the Cerb status quo, Jenn, but you are a most wonderful addition. As Porthos stated, a trail blazer. Kudos! Now I prefer Outties as opposed to Innies, no offence, that's just me, lol. However, there are many SPs here who love to see ladies or couples as clients. You are already doing everything right. In this section, asking questions, receptive to feedback, honestly expressing concerns. A wonderful start. A couple of ideas on how you might reduce this, by no means a criticism, just observations from an SP viewpoint. On your profile, it says I am a w4w. Maybe you could put in along the lines of Bi-Lady Hobbyist or Female Client, something like that. You could tweak your board handle, too. At first glance, theDDD part seems like advertising your cup size since a few SPs do exactly that. Of course it could also mean you are a fan of Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives, but men won't assume that! LOL. As for the guy asking to share an SP, (seriously dude?) I share Angela's opinion, as it comes from first hand experience. Lol, wanna bet? If you followed one of us just one day in our lives, rest assured, you would see things very differently! You are a respectful guy, sadly not all are. You would be stunned at the amount of men who come to an escort board, looking to hire on as our photographer, driver, security, incall, be our boyfriend, all of which is code for " it'll be free then right? " And of course the one used so often I weep for the future is " I'm really hot, do I still have to pay? " No exaggeration. Jenn, you have no idea. At one time or another we have all heard variations of: " can I try you out first; what do you mean I have to pay you both; if you're already here can my friend take a turn too; I don't want sex, just a BJ; do you have student discounts; my rent's due, can you cut me a deal; I'm on a budget/pension/unemployment; I know your ad says 250, but I'm over my ATM limit & can only get 80....cool? " And I swear, every one is a real request. Welcome to our world! Unfortunately this behaviour is not limited to junior members & as for this: there is simply no excuse for not taking no for an answer. Sorry you had to deal with that. Jenn, you are new, yet clearly appreciate proper etiquette. With your considerate, respectful & open attitude, your connections with SPs, when you choose them, will surely be wonderful. I also envision your Cerb tenure to be a long & positive one. You offer the truly singular perspective ( and already have ) of being a woman & married & a client all at the same time. I sense your presence, opinions & contributions will serve as very illuminating & educational for all of us. In fact I am looking forward to it. Sincerely, Jenn, welcome & have fun! Sandi

Er... no, sorry. You're paying for the time, no matter happens during that time. And if a SP's policy is that she'd like to chat for a few minutes to break the ice before getting naked, or if she'd like you to take two minutes to have a shower before she puts your nether regions in her mouth, then our choice is simple: either go with that or see someone else. Anyone who really cares about this stuff can easily ask the SP before booking. In the context of this thread: I wouldn't expect this from someone who offered 15/30 minute appointments as short meetings just don't leave time for much beyond getting in, getting off and getting out, even without conversation and showers. However, as a general point, there do seem to be quite a lot of us guys who actually enjoy talking to the ladies we meet and getting to know them somewhat, and consider that to be good use of the time we're paying for.

I think a lot of posters are forgetting that you felt you were treated just as money and nothing more from this respected SP and i think this is wrong. And i don't think YMMV plays into this, the SP wasn't into the session and more into her friends. You as a client should receive 100% attention because that's what you are there for is to see her and for her to at least "show" or be "interested" in the session. I think most clients just ask for that and that's what i expect myself, that the attention is on you (client) for the 1hr or whatever the length is. And, ya, you really just have to chalk it up and probably just not see that SP again...that's all you can do. Maybe explain to her how you felt and get an apology from her? Best of luck in your next session.

Porthos beat me to it! Sometimes two people just don't click. Don't take it to heart and continue on :)

I think we all can sympathize with you. The ladies often put up with no shows or last minute cancellations, and that sucks for them. As a client, it certainly sucks when your carefully laid plans are burned by a provider. I don't quite understand when all I get is either nothing or "I'm really sorry!". Getting nothing at all is is not good business. Neither is an empty apology. I need a bit more to help me believe it's sincere. I don't need specifics, but a reasonable explanation would be nice. Something like: - there was a scheduling snafu but I've spoken to the lady who double booked me to make sure it doesn't happen again - I was delayed by traffic - I had a personal emergency - etc. When I'm going to be late for an appointment, I call to let them know. When I show up on time and have to wait 15 or 20 minutes, it kills the mood. Leaving me naked on a massage table for 30 minutes is really annoying! I have a hard time believing an apology is sincere when there's no explanation with it and no indication that measures have been taken to prevent it happening again. An offer of compensation, no matter how small, is not essential but is certainly an appreciated gesture. Agencies take note: when you screw up your scheduling, tell us you're looking into how to make it better (and mean it) and offer a 10% discount or something. Having the attendant of the day say something like "well, whaddya a want me to do about it?" isn't conducive to me coming back again. Provide an email address for feedback, and train everyone to know how to handle customer complaints. You're running a business. Act like one. Sorry ... Now I'm venting and hijacking your thread. But, my point is that cancellations are forgivable when the appropriate steps are taken to either notify before, or explain after. No shows are never forgivable -- unless one of you died en route!

I apologize for the length of these verbal meanderings and promise to keep the next 10 posts much shorter. :) Ahhh yes... the anticipation of meeting one of the wonderful ladies of CERB has been one of the best things about my discovery of this site last summer. Knowing that if the need (or more likely, want) of companionship arises, it can be satisfied some time in the near future (be it in hours, days, weeks, or in some cases potentially planned months in advance). I am a "limited availability" type of gentleman, which I say tongue-in-cheek, and with which I mean that I am very selective of who I choose to see. I also prefer to repeat, more so than try to set up encounters with as many women as I can within a given period of time. With those that I have a connection with, I like to develop deeper relationships over several meetings, and don't really understand the existence of a 15 minute option at all. It seems obvious, but to me, I am meeting with another human being deserving of respect and wishing to be treated as an equal. Even an hour or two is not nearly enough time to truly get to know someone, but if there is chemistry and a wish to meet again (and again), a deeper bond may result. All within understood boundaries, naturally. That said, my 'fantasy list' is growing week by week, month by month. Some of these lovely courtesans I have been in contact with virtually, but the stars haven't aligned yet to allow a meeting. All my encounters so far, limited though they have been, have been very enjoyable ;) and I would see any of those ladies again. I feel like I am about to make an acceptance speech, fearful of making the "Grande Gaffe" of leaving someone out. I am almost certain I will forget some. Ladies, please do not feel slighted in any way if you aren't mentioned here, as you are IMO all beautiful creatures with giving, understanding hearts; great conversationalists, fun to be (and play) with, courageous, strong, determined, and oh so feminine and delightful to meet. All of the ladies have so much to offer besides companionship and go about it with wit, finesse, exuberance and good humour. At least that has been my experience. So please bear that in mind. Cat - Her posts have always been so erudite and enlightening, and a joy to read, that I'd just like to meet the person behind the keyboard (actually, in front of, but you get the gist) simply for a meeting of the minds...a lengthy and stimulating chat about anything and everything; but in the end, I'm sure that wouldn't be quite all. ;) Angela of Ottawa - The most prolific member of long standing, she is in the highest regard here. Youthful looks, even though she is my age. One of her pictures reminds me of a 25 year old Helena Bonham Carter. Off the mark a little? I'm OK with that. :) Kind, down-to-earth, with plenty of insight and experience, which to me is very attractive. I could say so much more, but trying to keep it brief for everyone. Katherine - I'll actually get to meet fitness-minded Katherine at the end of this week at the social (as well as Angela and a full house of others). We've corresponded back and forth a bit a few months back. Looking forward to it immensely! Peachy - Just seems like an all-around sweet gal to meet and spend time with. Active on the board when her free time allows it and always helpful. Carley Chase - Well...where do I start? Welcome back, Carley! Glad to have you back on board! Can't wait to meet, in mere days! Sophia Varoushka - Classy and tantalizing. Great personality and charm. The dream of many a refined gentleman! Sweet Shay - A body that kills, with a wild and playful spirit. High octane kinda stuff. Well, I can dream, can't I? Dreaming is free (and harmless). Beautiful Anna - Recently discovered, as she is on a tour that will take her all the way across the country. Another amazing, mature, sensual woman that has hit my radar. Sorry about the bumps, hope you are fine again now. hehe ;) Maybe the stars will align. I would love to meet you some fine day! The list is incomplete and expanding and I really would like to pay homage not only to these few fine women, but to all the ladies of the board. Also, of course those that I've had the fortune of spending some wonderful times with. Fabulous, amazing, terrific! ... [to be continued]

Could you not turn your keyboard upside down so the 'M' key would do the job for you? :D

Well said Jade. I agree completely. It's also one of the reasons that I prefer longer appoints with ladies that interest me/intrigue me here on the board. Looks are important, but they are a starting point. I find many different looks and body types attractive. I don't understand short (half hour or 45 minute appointments) at all, and 15 minute appoints are just beyond my comprehension. Precisely, as you say, because the mind-body connection is lost. To be frank, I don't need or want to get off so badly that the lady becomes an anonymous means to an end. Porthos

I was just wondering if A provider was compensated for the panties, would you allow your gentleman guest to take them with him as per his request? An additional donation could be made or a gift card to cover the cost of replacing such sexy intimate attire. Just a horny erotic thought that tickles my fancy. Just call me the Perv ;-) lol.

I've been sitting here, reading some of the thought provoking threads regarding ettiquete, whether it be from an initial email, pm, initial meet and greet or an encounter. And one thing continually strikes me. In this service regarding intimacy, why is it some dont recognise the mind body connection? From the very first it begins with nothing more than a thought. Who is she? What does she look like? Will I find a gratifying experience? The excitment in a reply, the nervousness that comes with an initial encounter. Us ladies are no different. Our (my) hope is to seduce, enchant, charm, tease, entice and please you, not only your body but your mind as well. It shows. In the surroundings, the preparation, from the scent I'm wearing to the lingerie I've chosen. All to engage your senses. Sight, smell, sound, and then comes in the ability to have a thought provoking conversation. Now touch, once again, only a thought to begin with, I want to touch (her/him) here, or there. Ect you get the drift...lol I see no rush to reduce the pleasure that can be brought in an encounter from not taking the time to think about what will bring more pleasure. Even "that feels so good", is the mind only enhancing that pleasure. I may not kiss you during an encounter, but it wont stop me from hovering my mouth a half inch from yours asking you only to think about how much you want to.... We often want most what we cant have! lol Our minds are the biggest sex organ in our body. Why not utilize it to its fullest potential? Just my two cents :)

I have had those experiences as well bigdawg, way in the past, not anymore. It is a disappointment for us, especially if she is a) well recommended b) you both shared some detailed information prior to the engagement through pm's or emails how you would like the encounter to go,and it is major let down, that is a disappointment. I had my share of those and I simply don't go back to visit. THIS IS NOT A RANT...just some insight..... We are asked as gentlemen to be on time,have great hygiene,don't drink,don't come early and don't come late, and act accordingly and be a gentleman and have the envelope and put it in a discreet place. I have followed those golden rules, BUT..... I have waited patiently outside in my car,I always have great hygiene, I don't come late or early and always act accordingly like a gent. But have had to wait for her,or she had not showered, or she had been drinking as you can smell it off her. THEREFORE.... As I said I have had my share of those incidents, but no more for me, as I will not tolerate it myself. The lady is providing the service, and we of course provide the funds,gifts and our pleasant selves. SO.... it must work both ways.Not only all of this prior, but in the boudoir as well. It does take two to tangle and have great chemistry, and lately for ME things have been excellent, and those ladies I truly admire them for their service they provide to myself and giving themselves to me, and opening their place for me to visit, and I always will appreciate that. It is a two way street, and yes chemistry is very important for two people to mesh. One of my very reasons I thoroughly enjoy getting some good dialogue going on with a lady to get to know her much better through email,pm's and even text messages. But what you are saying, and stating, this provider neglected you throughout your encounter, and that's not right. YES I have been there too and know what you are saying..... Feeling badly afterwards,IT is a normal feeling where you wished a) It was better time with that provider. b) She put some effort into the encounter. (In your case here only) c) Yes you look at wallet and your account, and you are kicking your ass saying "Why did this happen to me" I could seen lady x,y, or z...yes been there! Thanks bigdawg for your post.

Im so sorry you had a bad experience. Its a shame when to people dont click, as everyone looks forward to the meeting and encounter that follows. It sounds like you have hd some wonderful experiences in this hobby and hopefully those are the fond memories you will hold onto and not the negitive one. Im sure your next encounter will be much better and replace the memory of this one in your heart. XO

I got a gift for a friend, a nice piece of jewelry.....went to pack my things up. Cant find it anywhere!! Grrrr, I hope I have time to go back and get another one! As I already told my friend I got a gift! Boooo...cant think of where it could be? Driving me insane!

The ladies are being paid for their time and companionship. I personally find that to enjoy an encounter it begins with conversation over drinks. This approach, "we're not paying you to talk" strikes me as a somewhat demeaning attitude towards the ladies, that they are nothing more than sex providers. It also reinforces the stereotype that seeing escorts is only about anonymous sexual encounters. Well to this guy the ladies are much more than just sex providers...they are paid professional companions. And a general comment about showers, you should always arrive freshly cleaned/showered/fresh breath right before an encounter. That is the client's responsibility. It's not the lady's responsibility to offer times and facilities to let you do so. You want a 15 minute encounter, arrive freshly clean, or if she allows you, shower at her place, on the clock Remember, you didn't arrive ready for the encounter, why should she make time for you to get ready. If she does provide shower facilities, remember her laundry costs and costs for soap, and make sure you give her a tip too. Keep in mind there is one rule ladies have called YMMV. So if you aren't properly cleaned, she is full within her rights to limit or provide no services at all. With all this discussion, I can see why I like encounters of at least two hours or more My morning rambling RG

That's a depressing attitude. I think a lot of people here are paying for the experience, which hopefully includes getting to know the other person a little bit. I find that without a personal connection the "non-talking" part is very empty.

Interesting. I'm pretty sure that [bP] became as popular and successful as it is because [CL] was forced to drop escort ads. Though it seemed rather dodgy in its early days, [bP] has become a fairly reasonable and inexpensive place to advertise. That aside, if the issue is the exploitation of underage workers or women who have been forced into the industry, I cannot understand why anyone thinks for a moment that making it even more difficult to advertise will reduce the number of minors or trafficked women. Driving them further underground only makes everything more dangerous, it doesn't eliminate the problem.

Red velvet cupcakes with strawberry butter cream frosting

Alice Cooper!!! (and I'm being forced to stick around for Iron Maiden....gonna be kind of step down after seeing Coop if you ask me). And looks like I may be seeing a few familiar (and very pretty) faces while I'm there! ;)

Coming home to a kitchen that was trashed by teenagers with dishes and food everywhere. I'm NOT cleaning it up!

I don't know, I have had three people solicit me even after I tell them I am not an SP. Even after I told them I was only looking for women and that I don't sleep with men who aren't my husband. But most yes are here for pay to play (I kind of like that saying) but I bet some of the men even try to negotiate with the SP's rates even though they say not to. There are people always looking for "cheaper" which is sad because most women I have viewed through CERB (their sites anyway, haven't made the leap yet) seem to be exceptionally classy and quite educated and lovely women whom I would say deserve every penny they get. Also each time I have been solicited by a man through PM it is a new account user, so maybe they don't know the ins and outs, as I too am still learning. Cheers.

I just sent a PM to all of those who are attending so if you did not get one then please let me know and I will resend. Old Dog - hey, they would not do that to me - would they? So lets see. Great city - CHECK. Location - CHECK. Good guys - CHECK. Hot Ladies - CHECK. Equal numbers of men and women - CHECK. Anticipation Level - HIGH A Maritime Social - Priceless.

congrats my favourite Old man! *cough* I mean young stud....;) I miss you so much!

Hitting a family's beloved pet dog with my truck and sadly he didn't make it :( Worst. Feeling. Ever.

Another dream duo with Ariel, this time in the company of the very hot and very interactive Sophia Varoushka, who came with me to the bar. The dancing got Sophia's juices flowing :), and she joined in the fun, sitting on my knee and holding me while Ariel performed. I quite like how Ariel performs (I guess that's pretty clear by now), and she really shines in these group situations. It's fun to observe the very different dynamics of duos, and this was an especially good one. A dancer and a former dancer, both enjoying themselves, and me enjoying their enjoyment. And enjoying myself as well.

First call was a success!!!! Awkward at first (On my part), but took everyone's advice and just jumped in. Hope you all are having a nice day!!! :) Pk

I dunno... It just works for me....

I do offer a 20 minute massage session, but it's manual only with no reverse. There are people who only want that. And that's fine. I offer it. What I don't appreciate are those who try to barter for FS in this type of session. Or worse, those who think they can just "go for it" once they're here. That always ends poorly for all! Always make sure you understand what's in the contract (and what isn't) beforehand. It will save some red faces and blue balls. One big concern I have with ultra short sessions is not being compensated for any time that the session goes over. And it's a much bigger deal with a 15 minute session than a 30 or 60 minute session. 5 minutes over in a 15 minute session is like ten minutes over in a 30 minute or 20 minutes in an hour. To those who want 15 minute sessions, can I ask what solution you would offer to this problem? Maybe pay for half hour, and get a rebate for unused minutes when you leave?

If requested in advance, absolutely! I have a guest that plays a "steal the panties" game. It started 6 years ago when I realized my panties had disappeared after he had left the first time we met. I TORE the room up looking for them and they had just vanished. I chalked it up to weirdness and assumed I wouldn't see him again, being a panty thief and all. When he booked a second appointment I planned on confronting him about the MIA panties but somehow I got sidetracked and forgot. When he left, my first visit panties where there but the second visit panties were missing! Every visit after that brought an invisible exchange of panties which continues to this day. Even if it has been months between visits, I always know I will see him again eventually because he has always has a pair to return... cat

Waking up suuuuuuper early and watching the sunrise as I catch up on CERB while eating jalapeno cheese buns with avocado. mmmmmmmm Posted via Mobile Device

I've been getting a lot of requests for these lately, and my friend who is new to the business has a lot of people contacting her assuming she offers them, which I don't understand. Neither of us do. About a year ago, I used to, but the reason I don't any longer is this: A fifteen-minute appointment forces the girl into being a clockwatcher. I had multiple 15-minute appointments not only show up 5-10 minutes late, but stay 5 minutes longer. Now on a longer appointment, a few minutes here or there are not a big deal. But when they turn a paid fifteen minutes into 20, or 25, the client should have been paying for thirty. For this reason, I will no longer offer those short sessions, I had too many of them end badly when I had to remind (sometimes repeatedly) the client that our time already ended.

Well, my time in NL is at an end. What a fabulous place. Whales, icebergs, fabulous food and wonderful people. And on top of all that, what a year in terms of opportunities to visit with some wonderful women. In terms of hobbying it has been amazing. I've had the opportunity to meet the delicious and delectable Emily Rushton. I've now seen her 3 times during her visits to St. john's. Each time was amazing. Fellas of St. john's, you are very lucky that this wonderful woman chooses to make the Rock such a regular stop on her tours. Another lady that is now coming to see us more often is Katherine. Wow, there really isn't enough good things to be said about this wonderful sensual lady. Strap yourself in for a wild and exciting ride when Katherine comes to town. Penelope Davis also visited St. john's for the first time. During her visit I saw her twice. She is a rocker chick, with a heart of gold. A sweet and delicate pixie, who will leave your body a quivering mass. A session with Penelope is an intense erotic experience that will leave you craving more. Most recently, Gabriella Laurence came to town and I was fortunate enough to see her for an extended session. Gabriella is sexy, smart, and her reputation as a top provider is well deserved. Do yourself a favour, make sure you book her when she comes back. after a session with Gabriella, your view of what is possible to achieve in an encounter will be forever altered. Incredible. Let's not forget local ladies. I was delighted to meet Katerina ... A sexy and adventurous spinner with an amazing body. She's back in Ontario for the summer, but hopefully she'll be back in the fall. And then there is the wonderful Julianna. What a body, and an all around great GFE. I only wish I had seen her more often. Julianna, thank you so much! It was truly a pleasure to meet you. Well, that was my year in NL. My recos for these wonderful ladies are in the recommendation forum. I certainly have a few regrets .... Not seeing Victoria Jolie and Keissy Henneissy are at the top of that list. To the ladies I did see, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You made this an incredible time for me. Guys, in one year I've written more recos than most native Newfoundlanders. Great ladies are here. Show them your appreciation by writing more recommendations. They deserve it. Well, it's back to the heat and humidity of southern Ontario for me, so I hope I'll be able to catch some of these lovely ladies when they tour that part of the world. Happy hobbying guys. You live in a truly remarkable and special place in the world. Porthos

Lee Richards! Seriously we've been talking back and forth for the past...year or so?and we've never meet because of distance! I was so sad when I had to cancel my trip to Winnipeg in March because of my upcoming move to Toronto. I believe that Lee Richards is Austin Powers wearing a penguin suit.I do not want to imagine him in another way.

I have a Telus prepaid account on my unlocked BB Curve and was wondering how best to access my Cerb PMs or my email from my phone. What sort of Telus prepaid addon or applications do I need? Thank You - it will help keep us better in touch! Kisses Taylor

NJ professor accused of running prostitution site - Times Union http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/NJ-professor-accused-of-running-prostitution-site-1434335.php New Mexico police say a physics professor at Farleigh Dickinson University had a hobby -- a sophisticated prostitution website that may have catered to as many as 200 prostitutes and 1,200 clients. David Flory, 68, was arrested Sunday at a Starbucks in Albuquerque on 40 counts of promoting prostitution. The professor and his wife live on New York City and have a vacation home in Santa Fe. Flory, a married father of three and a specialist in elementary particle theory, was being held on a $100,000 bond Tuesday. According to Albuquerque Police Lt. William Roseman, Flory "said he was not in this for the money. He flat-out told us his thing was he wanted to create a safe place for prostitutes and johns to get together. He called it a hobby." Read more: http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/NJ-professor-accused-of-running-prostitution-site-1434335.php#ixzz1Q20QnDXu

Hey Chavez/Chicas:) I love it, always calling it exactly as like you see it. I was going to nominate your post (tongue in cheek) of course. But that would be senseless sucking up so I won't :) Peace MG

I enjoy giving rep points to the ladies ad's since we can't comment on their ad's anymore,(no more fun :( ) But points for those ladies :) and comment in your rep points to her :)