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If you're going to participate in this hobby, you know there risks as there are risks with anything we do in life. I could go out and get hit by a car right now. Knock on wood of course. That's a risk I take by crossing the street. If you do decide to participate, know that we are adults and it is consentual. You play by your rules, your boundaries and your limits. No one can tell you or force you otherwise. However, if you feel guilty about participating or have an irrational fear and then think you "got" something even though you took all precautions and played within your limits that were very highly secure, please do not call up the SP you saw weeks ago telling her this. You know the risks and the rules and you still played anyways. I can't tell you how many times customers have done this to SPs and how many times SPs have told me and myself as well. The onus is on YOU as a customer! Not just SPs. We are not forcing you to have a session with us. We don't know where you have been or who else you've been with who haven't been safe. Don't look at us like we are dirty and filthy because it is insulting and it is the risk we all take in this industry. And many of us SPs are educated on STDS more so than many hobbyists. If you feel you have something, go to a doctor, not to us to give you a piece of mind. If an SP has an STD, she should not be escorting. Plain and simple. My assumption when men do this is that it's more likely guilt for playing in a playground they probably weren't prepared for or were worried about playing in but they decided to jump on the merry-go-round anyways. You took the ride and you can't blame anyone else for your own actions. Then again it is always easier to blame the other person especially an SP. Go see a doctor if you are that worried! Having said that, happy hobbying and play safe!

Emma and I have been talking about everything from the IMF (we're for it), gravity (we're against it), men (we're for them), authoritarianism (against it) and baldness (we're for it.) What? We're FOR baldness? Yes, we are. We've seen how you cute baldies go around apologizing for your bare heads and we're here to say, don't hide! I can't tell you how many times a guy has emailed me and admitted that he may not have all his hair anymore and it's not a problem. It's a man thing, and we like men. So stand up and be counted. Obviously, stand up and apply sunscreen if it's sunny and THEN be counted. Honestly guys, we and many other women have no problem with it. Please don't feel you need to be shy about it, it's all good. Just be your lovely selves. xoxo A and E

To crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women. (C'mon, it was such a perfect set-up. Somebody had to say it.) HEAR THE ORIGINAL

Greetings gentlemen, Looking to relax and unwind after a busy day? Seeking some sexy pampering to get you geared up for the week ahead? Or can I tempt you with a naughty lunch break? :icon_wink: Summer is here and so are day time availabilities! Excite your senses and join me for an erotic full-body massage that will leave you relaxed from head to toe and everything in between. Come unwind with a playful, sensual blonde... Let's heat things up with a steamy shower, perfect for getting acquainted, before moving on to a body-tingling massage, slippery bodyslides, and a tantalizing touch that is sure to leave you with a smile... As an independent massage provider, my location is private and discreet, just for the two of us, and is located in the downtown core. I can be reached by email at [email protected] for the fastest response. This week: Saturday July 7th: 10:00am-6:00pm Sunday July 8th: 10:00am-3:00pm Monday July 9th: 1:00pm-6:00pm Tuesday July 10th: 1:30pm-6:00pm Wednesday July 11th: 10:00am-6:00pm Thursday July 12th: 10:00am-noon Friday July 13th: 10:00am-5:00pm Saturday July 14th: 10:00am-6:00pm Consideration: $170/hr $230/90min $290/2hrs A little bit more... 5'8" 34B-28-38 Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a few lovely tattoos. Read what others have to say... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=A&t=63938 xoAmelia

I'm bald with chest hair...marry me And why does this scene come to mind A Seinfeld episode for just about everything RG :-)

:D :D :D Well by cracky Amelia I Love You ! Let's get married and shag like bunnies and have lots and lots of bald hairy chested wacky children ! or if you like we could skip the children part and just shag like bunnies ...... I haven't seen too many bunnies on the pill or wearing condoms but perhaps that is an option as well heh heh or..... I coulda said..... "I love your answer Amelia" ;) oops Bald since 21....clean shaven for about the last 15 years roughly and a forest of chest hair ;) It never bothered me actually as I have always had the "it's me....love it or leave it attitude" right, wrong or different. Cheers

For the last 9 years I have shaved my head every summer and have been told by many ladies that I look better bald. Sadly I have not had the time to do it yet this year. I want to shave my entire body except for my eyebrows. Time to get the "NO NO" hope that thing works!

I love silk and this piece is so beautiful and sexy: Additional Comments: More silk:

After an afternoon of reading on the sunporch, enjoying the gentle warm breezes, we got a bit of a rain shower. It wasn't enough to cool things down; just to make them steamy. So we went in the pool for an hour or so! We have these little chairs fashioned from foam noodes and netting that keep us submerged just to the neck for floating and lounging. Next is dinner. Not sure what we're having, but it will include homemade french fries with homemade ketchup. And probably a salad from our garden. With maybe meatballs? Maybe shrimp cocktail? Life is sweet! What makes yours so?

I knwo there have been several topics on this discussion but that brings me to the point on the topic. Why do you guys still ask to negotiate rates/services/guidelines For the last couple months I have had a member continue to make apointments with me and break them because he is ''nervous'' I explained to him that although I understand that this being his first time and nerves can be a factor, my time is valued and short notice cancelling is kind of an insult after the third time. I have to take some responsibility on this as well for giving him so many chances. But needless to say it is still not nice etiquette. Last night we were finally going to meet up for the last night on my special pricing. Than he wasn't able to meet my simple requirement of phoning to confirm the appointment because he doesn't want to use the cell phone his girlfriend and him share. I know we live in a world of high tech cell phone use but tehre are still pay phones in the area where I live that are able to be used. Than he told me that he would still come see me and pay my asking price but ONLY IF from the moment he got here til our hour is up that I ''suck his dick from start to finish even if he cums'' That right there to me was the end of my niceness. I explained to him that I am not a hoover and that is not how I operate my services. Than he tried to ask if instead of that option could he just pay me 100 dollars since he would HAVE TO take a cab to my place and back and thats going to cost money, and also would it be extra if he took a nother girl with him. Than I simply explained that I don't think I am the right girl for what he is looking for. And he send back a simple reply that says ''Ok :S" I guess that is supposed to be a confused face. What confuses me is how he is so confused? I have told him since we started communicating that I WILL NOT negotiate my rates nor will I accomodate his ridiclious requests just because he has to pay to make it to my location. I explained I am not in need for his money and I deserve what I ask for. I just don't get why after being told so many different times does he continue to ask such silly stupid questions! The most insulting thing is when he TELLS ME that he will pay me my requested amount but only if I do what he says for the hour. This is obvious not the type of client I want to deal with and I am glad in a way that he presented himself like this to avoid the awkwardness of dealing with this face to face but I find it extremely insulting that he seems to think because he is paying for me that I do what he wants or no deal.... Geez oh geez..

Hope you are feeling better soon Sophia!! Porthos

Did you also know Miss A that baldies have more testosterone... I mean come on what's not to like...I can rub my boobs all over their head...smooth captivating heads....mmmm

Thanks so much for your help everyone! I am now not even feeling well enough to work at all. Even a massage right now seems difficult:( I just hope I can get better soon:( Hope this is tempory issue and not a long lasting expensive dentist trip!!

He didn't say anything about negotiating. He mentioned that he always asks to verify. Simply asking if the rate is current does not necessarily mean that his second question will be, 'can I pay less?' Asking someone if they live in a freak world because they want to make sure they're paying you exactly what you ask is not the same as negotiating. And knowing WIT as well as I do (many other ladies know him well too), I would add that he's incredibly respectful. I know I would be horrified if I showed up for a service with too little money. If I ask beforehand, 'so it is such and such amount, right?', does not mean I'm hinting at a discount. It means I'm trying to avoid embarrassment.

How about toftt and post a reco! cat

I have severe reactions to the whitening systems and I rinse with the consumable aloe vera gel from Walmart. Just swish for about a minute and swallow! I use it every 2 hours until things feel better... cat

Wash your mouth with warm water and salt If using a commercial mouthwash, stay away from those with alcohol. Besides being a no no for a non drinker like me, I've been told they have a tendency to dry out your mouth whereas a non alcoholic mouthwash doesn't do so RG

Touch beat me to it today with some beautiful silk pieces, and as I was trolling around for another idea I came across this collection from Lise Charmel, which I found on http://www.lingerieform.org. Seems like a nice way to add a splash of color to a white summer dress!

You know why bowling balls and women appeal to men? Guys handle them, sometimes split, throw them in in the alley, and yet they always return. LOL.

Recommendations are here for a purpose after all it is called C-E-R-B Canadian Escort Recommendation Board. Personally I enjoy sharing my encounters, as I think others should do the same,but if they don't, that is their choice. Some encounters,and rec's are of the detailed kind, some others are not, but it is sharing to others that you had a great time. Some ladies may have pages of them some others not, but it is not the end of the world, some gents are perhaps gun shy of writing their experiences, or simply wish not too all together.

oh great! I thought you hand made them. I'll look tomorrow. Once I floated happily in a lifejacket worn as a diaper.. was a hoot

Crossing the Rockies at 18000 feet with autopilot on on a cloudless day with Vivaldi's Four Seasons playing on playing on the noise canceling headset and air traffic control keeping transmissions to a minimum.

OH MY GOD that's a hilarious image. Thanks. I swear I've just written a whole little one-act play in my head, with a client and an SP each stopping and starting the session timer beside the bed for increasingly ridiculous reasons. VERONIQUE GASPS and suddenly lifts herself up and slaps the timer button in a panic, stopping the clock VERONIQUE: Oh my god! I promised my neighbour I'd take her ratatouille out at 6:30. Just be a minute! MICHAEL flops back on bed, fumes briefly; then shrugs and starts checking his e-mail. ..... (later) MICHAEL suddenly CRIES OUT and flails his arms; VERONIQUE pulls back, startled and wide-eyed VERONIQUE: *What!?* MICHAEL: (slapping the timer to stop the clock) OMIGOD It's the season finale of Great Provincial Parks tonight and I forgot to set the PVR! (fumbles with phone to remotely reprogram his PVR)

Well, that settles that! Now all these potentially exploited women will just stay home and have wonderful, happy fulfilling lives and be treated with respect. Something tells me that the most outrageous exploitation in Canada is probably better than what they face at home or elsewhere. This doesn't fix any problem. It just limits opportunity and imposes prejudice on our industry. It smells suspiciously like another pander to the base, along the lines of doing away with the long gun registry. Oh well! Maybe all our terminated scientists and statisticians can get jobs peeling!

Oh, how are conservative federal government drives me crazy! Their actions make no logical sense, in that these restrictions will only serve to drive marginalized communities further underground thereby increasing the risk to all. Apologies, I haven't read all the posts and articles on this yet. But this really gets to me, the only ones to profit from this in the long run will be the politicians by way of the short-term media blitz it will create. This will do nothing for those really being trafficked because this does not address the long-term issues of poverty, violence and other factors which make someone vulnerable to abuse. Canceling or not extending visas takes away people's power and dignity to work as they choose. Quite literally driving them toward illegal activities, isolation and straight into harm's way. Also the adult industry is once again in the public's eye lumped together under the catchphrase "trafficking". These are really two vastly different issues. I will try to have something more constructive to say in a while. Right now I think I have to calm down with a nice cup of tea. PatrickGC

Aw.. thanks! I do try to not be labelled a 'retired' pornstar.. but to you Easterners.. I'm planning a trip out your way this summer. I hope in August. I will be available for videoing with clients as well for an extra fee if you're interested.

I'm sorry to hear this happened to you, a ladies phone should never be on during appts. Stick to reputable providers here on cerb with an established presence and lots of good reviews, us professional ladies know how to conduct ourselves in a way that is pleasurable and respectful to our clients:) Sorry to all the clients that still have to deal with this nonsense, turning your phone off is pretty basic, "escorting 101". These "providers" that still operate like this give the rest of us who try our best a bad name, and for that I am truly sorry.

I always leave my phone in another room and lower the volume so it can't be heard. Any lady who answers her phone while is session is not being very professional. With so many new ladies getting into the business (it seems every day here in Ottawa), it's not surprising this (amongst other things) is becoming a commonplace complaint from guys. How would they like it if their dentist decided to talk and text while giving them a root canal.

Hey, pretty new to this but an over sized t-shirt (and nothing else) would immediately work for me. Any early morning encounters i have had are pretty focused and i can only assume (knowing that it can make an *ss out of you and I) its the same for most of us. We wake up horny as hell (anticipation of meeting our fav smoking hot SP)...and are pretty focused on a bit of "ravaging"...to be honest. That's why early morning encounters are best with someone you are familiar with, no initial backwardness or uncomfortably, we can talk "afterwards" and its all good. With this in mind, a t-shirt nighty...(if you have a New England Patriots jersey sans...anything else...man, that totally works for me...) means lets get down to business...before the coffee gets cold...lol Reminds me..next time I arrange something like this...a football jersey is the best gift i could give her...(actually myself...). sorry, off on a tangent thinking about you in my football jersey...

Not being too shy about encounters (do not mistake shy with indiscreet) the following may be of interest. Recently, I was fortunate enough to be an active participant in a MFMF foursome. Individual e-mail contact was made with my fellow play partners to determine if they would be willing to be participants in this adventure. Once all had agreed then communal communications were made between the four of us to properly plan and co-ordinate our respective schedules. And you thought organizing a threesome was fun! At the outset you must know that I had only met and been intimate with one of the ladies: the divinely seductive Gabriella Laurence. I had met our fellow male collaborator, Bucken, once before and felt quite certain that this foursome would be enjoyed. For several weeks I had been corresponding with the second lady, the intriguing Georgiana Sweet, and she consented to join in the fun. The date and time of our encounter arrived and we all met at the designated place. Couch time was taken to become acquainted and get the electricity flowing. Celebratory toasts were made and then showers were undertaken to cleanse ourselves for the festivities. I leave it to your respective fertile imaginations to portray in living technicolour the variety of positions that four adults can accomplish on a large bed in the pursuit of carnal pleasures. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed themselves and many orgasmic releases were provided for all. Since we all had such a good time we are giving serious consideration to a repeat encounter. Oh joy!

June 13th, 2012 The Fat Bastard's BBM experience By Gabriella Laurence SOLO E.A.G.L.E Entertainment Ottawa- Acclaimed number one agency of 2011, Fat Bastards BBM have decided to expand their upscale resort due to the growing demand for their unsurpassed services. A few months ago, the owners finally agreed to hire the extreme cleaning specialist and certified professional organizer Miss Kelly from Hoarders in order to help them clean up the unused and most cluttered part of their resort. ...... Following a few long months of non-stop hard work from the whole Hoarders' team and a lot of beer drinking on the owners' part, the new section of the resort will be completely ready to accommodate their first guests by next week. In order to promote the most luxurious section of their upscale resort, Fat Bastards BBM has created a distinctive Grand Opening package for his most discerning female clients who wish to spend a few relaxing days at the resort: - 2 night accommodations in one of the finest grounded air planes which was recovered years ago at a crash site with a complete outdoor ensuite bathroom that includes his and hers toilet and a rare old fashioned rusted bathtub from the 1890s. Your choice of two male companions during your entire stay along with a 2 day/3 nights cruise along the coast of the pacific BMM backyard lake. ...... Package bonus: during your stay onboard, avid golfers will also be able to stop and enjoy a round of golf on one of the most impressive floating golf courses of the Ottawa region: Extra bonus feature: Homemade Jacuzzi hot tub and skinny dipping followed by an erotic massage and everything else your heart desires. No restrictions! For more information about Fat Bastard BBM (locations, transportation, services & rates) please call 1-800-hungry-for-you - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - All made possible by Miss Kelly from Hoarders

Well her reasons could be simple prejudice or something completely different, but what ever they are I respect her right to have them. In particular because this is posted under FS providers, I think it is every woman's choice to see or not see anyone they choose (clients also). Perhaps it isn't at all what it one might think, maybe she had an "African-American" boyfriend who treated her badly and she doesn't need to be reminded of this. Some more mature SPs won't see younger men? Hem, should we complain to the human rights commission based on age discrimination? In an intimate setting, racial prejudice is acceptable to me; (heavens, did I just say that, yes, I did and only because I am both stupid and fearless) but in fact it is the only circumstance under which I will tolerate or stand for it even if I don't agree with it. I think she has the right to discriminate on any bases she chooses (in this case only), most of which would be completely unacceptable under any other circumstance. I also think it is possible to not be prejudice but not believe in or be comfortable with inter-racial couples (when one of them is you).

The demand is more than modest.... The demand is increasing and the choice are getting better. As for a bj..... Let me tell you that a woman does know how to give a bj.... But a trans gendered ladie knows what it is like to get one.....so they know how to really give one. Posted via Mobile Device

The bananas I bought two weeks ago are still green. These are obviously not trustworthy bananas.

Has anyone gone to the masseuse in Hudson? I've started to see her postings on Kijiji Montreal and am wondering if she does more than her website advertises. I'm curious to know what she looks and sounds like and if she provides sensual massages.

In theory, yes, monogamy is the only 100% safe way But, as I found out in my past relationships, and others found out in theirs, the only person you really know is yourself...in other words monogamy works only when both partners are monogamous. Absolute safe sex, is by yourself...well the palm sisters are invited too. That having been said, how many guys that are nervous about seeing an SP would have no qualms about going to a bar or club, and pick up a woman who they never met before and whose inhibitions are lowered from drinking Just some thoughts for discussion RG

The only way to be 100% careful is through monogamy. This is only my opinion and perhaps my point of view, but the ladies who advertise on a site as respectful as this and other sites such as EC are not looking for a quick money making sceme to get their next "fix". They are intelligent, self motivated, confident women who enjoy what they do and take their chosen profession seriously. They are routinely tested, take all the necessary precautions and want nothing more than to provide a safe and sensual experience for both you and themselves. I would love to hear of any statistics, in this age of technology, where reputable online ladies have cause any STD's within our great community!

Thanks Mod for this common sense reflection. In these matters, each of us, SPs and Hobbiest, have to keep in mind that it is in the interest of all to play it safe. And we remains responsible for what we do and how we do things; it's not only a question of having fun, but a question of life, relationship and respect. Each time I read posts on CERB about these issues, I find that this community is meaningful.

Abstinence is the only 100% way to avoid anything being passed. Plain and simple. On the other side of the scale ... Unprotected anal sex is the highest risk. Your risk level goes down with every precaution you take or higher risk activity you avoid. Condoms are not 100% effective so risk is always present but most of the "Escorts" online here with us get themselves tested for STI/STD's regularly to prevent spreading any. Keep in mind... The last thing a reputable escort wants is to contract a STD! If she was to spread a sti/std it could damage her business, it could also force her to take time off work or could make her business end if it was a incurable std/sti. HIV is one of the lowest risks when talking about BBBJ/DATY other sti/std's can be passed this way however (Some that show no signs of infection). Know your risks, always use quality condoms and get yourself tested regularly. We don't really get drug addicted sex workers advertising online (They tend to spend the money on drugs not computers and advertising). Unfortunately all "Sex Workers" are grouped together into one BIG stereotype making a lot of men scared of sex workers in general as the media often portrays sex workers as high risk for STI/STD's. We have done polls here in the past with the members - look them up the results will ease your mind some if you have concerns.