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Most people on CERB won't be surprised when I say this... but I love pearls. I can make pearls work with any outfit, or no outfit at all ;)

Don't freak out, but the highlight of my day was my... NINJA POOP! The poop that disappears. The poop that didn't happen. The poop where when everything is said and done and you look into the toilet bowl... there's nothing there! It's disappeared into the hole...

I have always wanted to see a black choker on a beautiful neck.

Lol, I had no idea this thread was going around, I really don't check CERB very often except when I'm travelling to Ottawa or Halifax... anyways, I'm glad to be the inspiration for this thread, and I appreciate the kind words that so many of you have said about me. <3 Truth is, I'm extraordinarily lucky in a lot of ways, and I'm always accepted as female without any reservations or questions. I have friends, colleagues, and professors that I've known for years who haven't the slightest clue as to my medical history. Frankly, unless they're going to see me naked, I don't think it's necessary to share the intimate details of my past, so in my day-to-day life (and my activism for the most part) I simply don't bring it up. It's really only relevant to those that I plan to sleep with, and I find it can often become a distraction that takes away from the other issues in the discussion. My anatomy isn't the least bit relevant in regards to my belief that sex work should be entirely decriminalized, and when I talk about the topic in public forums, I'd rather the focus remain on the laws themselves. In terms of my own identity and how I perceive myself, I consider myself a woman first and foremost, with "tgirl" as a subordinate category under the superordinate category of "female". I think of tgirl as a similar term to "lesbian", insofar as both terms refer to a woman of a particular alignment or persuasion, but both fall under the broader category of woman. I really don't like the term "shemale", though, because that's usually meant to mean a person of a "third gender," who identifies as neither male nor female, but somewhere in between. I know that some people use this term to refer to themselves and I certainly respect their right to do so, but it's never felt like the right term for me, and I don't use it to describe myself in any way, shape or form. I'm just a girl with a unique anatomy and unique history, in a unique location on the amazingly-diverse spectrum of sexuality. As for surgery, I think of that as a private issue that I don't really discuss publicly, although I'll go as far to say that it's definitely on my TDL, as soon as the time is right. But in my personal and public life, I'm already accepted as the person I know myself to be, and that's a lot more important to me than my current anatomy. I'm also legally female in every respect, having changed my name and all forms of ID quite some time ago. Fortunately, I don't experience systemic discrimination due to my status, although that's unfortunately not the case for many of my trans friends. As a provider, it's extremely important that all my potential clients are aware of my services before making an appointment, because it's not fair to expect them to have a complete grasp of all the different terminology within the industry. I would feel bad if someone's lack of awareness led them to arrange an appointment where they're expecting a certain service, but not able to enjoy it. I think that's something that all providers should make a priority when arranging a get-together, just for ethical reasons, but for me, it's a safety issue as well. I've been fortunate that none of my unaware clients have ever reacted violently or negatively, but I know it's happened to others who aren't so diligent when making arrangements - and sadly, the law often gives a free pass to those who commit violent acts, and tends to blame the trans person for supposedly acting in a deceptive manner. :( Anyways, I hope that some of what I've written makes sense, and I'm happy to have been the inspiration of this discussion. From the posts above, it seems that at least a few people have expanded their horizons through this post, or at least learned a few new words and won't be likely to experience any unexpected "surprises." ;) Given that my long-term goal is to decrease the stigma experienced by sex workers, I truly feel that providers who are honest about their services and genuine in their approach can only help society view us in a more positive light. By trying to avoid misconceptions, I'm just doing my own little part to make that goal a reality someday, and I love how CERB has so many providers and clients who are doing their part as well. :)

Well Folks.... I think it is time to have a gathering at the lodge and invite all of our beautiful Cerb ladies to let us show you how much we love you :D We will cater to your every need ! You just pull up a tree stump and we will serve you beers and piggies in a blanket, entertain you, play some games and redneck twister and later in the evening a full body massage for each and every one of you ! I am very happy to announce that I have lined up an extremely sought after group of fellas that used to headline for Chippendales . One phone call from the payphone and an immediate response ... they are coming !!! Ladies....One of these studs is a member of our very own lodge. Lets see if you can guess who ladies !! ;) For those of you who aren't into dancers we also have persuaded RG to come and play the piano to entertain you ladies :) He sold his boat and with some of the money went and got some hair there. Following the entertainment Phaedrus will man the BBQ If we run out of Turkey burgers we can quickly whip up some rabbit stew. Keep in mind ladies there will be no hanky panky going on here !!!!! Old Dog has lots of birth control tape like he uses on Sissy for those that feel the urge to fool around !! Andy is dying to show off his new summer boots This guy, what's his name wanted to be in charge of the games....but he only likes wheel of fortune apparently so we didn't accept his offer.... Some of the other lodge members are working on the games .....stay tuned folks.... More updates to come !!!!!!

Two of the wonderful ladies here already are I believe wonderful accessories to each other and appear to complement each other beautifully. To Nathalie and Georgiana.

Ramsbottom, England

For what ever reason's Jessy's last 3 page recommendations were removed, so I will kindly say to all! in the past 2 months I have seen this lady over ten times plus! We got to know each other very well, and I would consider her a good friend and lover. She is a lady that will undoubtly make you come back more than just once. She is and has been a favorite of mine, and if I do find the time energy lately I will repeat with her at any given time when she is available in Ottawa. She is without a doubt a 10 +++ In my books and always will be, no worries from me folks I do like her ;)

I've hesitated to post in this thread, in part because I've been trying to figure out how I feel about recent events. To be honest, I'm still not sure how I feel. I would say that I don't find CERB very hostile at all. Certainly compared to other boards this is a haven of civility. Like any community, disagreements and differences of opinion will exist. I do think there may be a "board ethos", that is difficult to change (not that I think it needs to) and that sometimes people may feel they have to watch what they say. I hope that this would cause people to think about how they express themselves, rather than lead them to not express themselves. I must confess I felt quite upset by our recent departures, but as others have said, decisions are made for reasons we might only be able to guess at, and ultimately those decisions will simply have to be accepted and respected. Porthos

I have never smoked in my life. It wouldn't be possible for me to, as I react violently to tobacco smoke. And even marijuana, the couple times I tried it, I made a spectacle of myself going into coughing convulsions. So I'm asking because I really don't know, but today, for some reason, I wondered: What is it you get out of smoking tobacco? Do you get a buzz or a high, like with drinking or doing marijuana? Or is it more a tasty treat, like a banana split or a chocolate bar? Or is it more a fetish, something to do with your hands and mouth? My husband smoked, but just briefly (maybe a couple years, very casually) in his early twenties, but wasn't that into it and had no trouble quitting cold turkey upon deciding to. So he isn't much help. What can you tell me about the experience of smoking? Additional Comments: Oh, and also, how does smoking a cigarette differ from smoking a cigar? Why are cigars desirable?

Do you share your toys?

Cheese whiz on my toast this morning.....cheese whiz on my hotdog I just ate and probably cheese whiz on my burger tonight

I was wanting to get me one of these :D :dncdick:

This is my mother at a young age so you can see that I came by it honestly ;)

Is there a place that we can watch it online? at least the ceremony? I don't own a TV anymore :/ but I really want to see them!

I love simple things like a plain black ribbon around the next, or I simple silver ring on the pinky. If I want something more elegant I usually go with pearls or rubies (more pink than red, for me).

Have to say Ribs or Smoked Pork Shoulder for pulled pork. I have a few smokers and like to BBQ. though I have a grown quite fond of Canadian Beaver!

I use to sell real estate a lifetime ago. Man, there are people who want to dream outside reality. That guy was totally unqualified to buy your boat. Waste of time. Very unfortunate that you have to encounter people like this during the process. Words of encouragement - Keep going RG. You never know where you will make a sale. It may take awhile, but timing and persistence takes the prize.

Well my price isn't locked in stone, if someone had an offer that was reasonable I'd certainly consider it. But the guy who made the offer because of no financing wanted a fifty percent cut in price. And my price is actually what the marina suggested, my original asking price was going to be a bit higher Keeping my fingers crossed RG

Language is culture and culture evolves to suit the environmental, technological and political forces of the day. I think one doesn't need to learn to quit swearing altogether. I think one needs to learn to swear well to impress (sort of like dress to impress). I'm a passionate cusser. I don't do it often enough. I think we sometimes struggle in our little individual worlds and need to break out a little further to discover the variety, colour and invention of language available at our fingertips. It's not necessarily the words that we have at our disposal. Words are just the tools and by themselves, they are absolutely meaningless. Make a short list of the (special) words you use in everyday language and you soon discover that while each has it's own flavour, the depth of implied filth and insult is relatively similar. If you insert a rude word in a sentence simply to punctuate a random thought or motivation, then what have you demonstrated; your upbringing, intelligence, level of education, willingness to shock....What??? It's the culture and surrounding history that lends credibility and meaning to what you have to say. To truly appreciate how to curse well, you have to know and appreciate your own background or the background of your audience. My background is Scottish. Well...ok, not much to work with. Farm animals, alcoholism, assault, low-level thievery and a general hatred of the Brits come to mind. By themselves, each category has little amusement value. But - if you combine them, then you have the makings of really great material! Do your research. Be inventive. Enjoy your cussing, but for goodness' sake, do it well. Other people will appreciate its value and you will get laid more. Trust me, I'm a little Scottish Slug (take that you drunk-ass, thieving, sheep-loving British Bastards!).

I hope the sale goes smoothly for you RG. Have a great weekend! Cheers, Jafo

I can't claim to know much about boats or financing, but is this a good time of year to sell a boat? Especially one that someone would have to take out financing to acquire? It seems to me that if you sell your boat now, you will have enjoyed use of it for most of this year's season, but would also be able to spare yourself making payments on it all throughout the winter. (Which we all have our fingers crossed you can do.) But on the other side of the coin, if someone buys it now, he won't get much enjoyment out of it this year before he has to pay monthly payments for many months before he has a chance to enjoy it again. Like skydiving gear, I think boats are probably best sold for full going price early in the season. If you want to save the winter month payments, maybe lowering the price now would sweeten the deal. Just a suggestion! And again, what do I know ^_^

Sunglasses. When I was 10 I suffered a pretty severe accident which resulted in muscle damage and my pupil will not contract all the way so wearing sunglasses was mandatory. I have lost count on how many pairs I have. I had my dad build a custom cabinet to keep them in!

The ipad is great I still have my first Gen model and us it frequently. As great as it is, make no mistake it is not a computer but more of an accessory or appliance that will enhance your computer experience be it Mac or pc but an ipad is not yet at the stage where it could outright replace your current desktop or laptop. :)

A your living with a bunch of capers...how the fuck do you expect to stop swearing...lmao....even the cats have learned to swear... warning this video contains cuteness combined with extream vulgarity.

I am glad that you have made a great decision to come back, CH, my friend. I wish that WIT has left the door ajar and would make a similar decision in the near future. We need elite members like you two to guide us newbies here in cerb. Whatever decision you'll make though, I wish you all the best!

After hearing - out of the blue that she was coming back to Ottawa , and then seeing her ad. here in cerb, I got in touch with the lovely Claire immediately and booked an appointment to see her. Her returning to Ottawa was such a pleasant surprise and so unexpected that I must see this sweetie - one of my ATF's, without delays!. In fact, this was my third time to see this lovely sweetheart - the first two times were before she left for Toronto. Claire is indeed a very beautiful and adorable girl! She has such an amazingly beautiful and infectious smile! I could just sit and look at this pretty face and lovely smile for a whole day! She welcomed me with lots of hugs and kisses. Although this was the third time I saw her, she was as sweet and gorgeous as I had first seen her. Her lovely body was as toned, tight and her skin as smooth as I could remember her. Gone are the dark-rimmed glasses - they have been replaced by a lighter color rim. As a result, now she resembles a stunningly beautiful model rather than a cute librarian. We joked and laughed about the time during our second meeting just before she left for TO and how sad I was to say goodbye at that time. Spending time with Claire was just like spending time with a lovely girl friend, so uninhibited, so sensual and so much fun! We enjoyed everything that we had experienced just as our last two encounters. Everything that I had described in my previous recommendation still holds true and for me to cherish for a long time. I am so glad that she has decided to return to Ottawa and I hope that she will stay here for good since she will be my repeat and since I am already looking forward to our next meeting. Thank you, Claire, and hope to see you very soon!

I've been dying to see Emily/Claire again for weeks now. I cannot praise her enough. Sweet, gorgeous, and incredibly talented. Each time I see her it is an experience I can't shake. And now I hear she's a redhead? I'm not going to get a single thing done until I see her now! Please please PLEASE treat her right, folks!

Something stinky - er, mature - from Quebec, but I can't remember the name and I can't be bothered to find the wrapper now. And yes, I have crackers. And an apple. Extravagant, huh?

Cheese! Lots of cheese. I know it's not glamorous, but I really feel like cheese.

When you are about to say the word F U C K and want to change it around quickly just say F(uck).... crying out loud. It saved me a couple of time.

Just back from a hot session with Claire, now a stunning redhead. She was beautiful before, as a blonde, but wait till you see this transformation! Amazing!!! :)

I've met some really nice women so far. And most of my encounters were a lot of fun. The one's that I enjoyed the most were where there was more talking about common interest and kissing and cuddling and some post session emails communications. I'm not looking for a personal relationship, but like to see regular girls that really do care about me as a person and not as just a paying client. The sessions become more fun and relaxed as you get to know each other. It's an expensive hobby and I can only afford to see so many women per year and would like to go see women that I have a connection with as I find meeting new women hard as I am shy. Not as shy as I used to be, but still shy. And usually need a second session to be more comfortable with them. I guess I find it hard to judge if there is a genuine connection, because the SP's are all so nice :).

I have in the past accepted a reference from an agency on occasion (but it is only because I knew the owner) I will not accept anything except a reference from a reputable companion (as in paid advertising, website, board presence) My safety and well being and that of those I have previously met is way too important to me and that is why my screening policies have gotten stricter. As well with the bylaws in some cities, it is not worth risking anything for any amount of money. I am reference friendly and it saddens me when other ladies are not, as the gentleman will see who he wants with or with out your consent, you don't own the client and you should want nothing more than for him to be safe.

Not a dumb question and I've seen different meanins but the main one is when a girl calls herself a ''partygirl'' is that she has no issues with drugs/alcohol being used throughout the call Be cautious for this experience because as aware this is a mood altering substances and yuo cant be guaranteed the same experience as a sober SP

having a review on the other board. that is actually good. I was dreading about it, but yay I must be doing something good:D

I'd have thought that if the chemistry was that good, the client would feel it too, and come again un-prompted :)

Some thoughts, in no particular order. Firstly, people come and go all the time. That's the nature of the beast. And when people leave, they don't all go the same way, or for the same reasons. Some simply fade away, either by accident or design; some go cold turkey and quit suddenly. Some like to go out with a bang; some take the time to bid the rest farewell; and some simply exit as quietly as possible. Some want ensure it's hard to come back; some wish to leave the door ajar. All of this is really a personal choice, and I think it's up to us to simply accept and respect the choices that people choose to make. People leave for all sorts of reasons, too. Perhaps they just got bored. Perhaps circumstances changed, or they no longer like the way things are. Some get the boot. Some choose to share their reasons, some don't, some may give some reasons and not others... and, perhaps, some can't say anything at all. When all's said and done, I see little benefit in second-guessing people's reasons for leaving. It's nice when people choose to discuss those reasons - especially the people I care about - but I'm not going to spend a great deal of time speculating on the unknown. Of course, while everyone who leaves is a loss to the community, that community is constantly reinforced by new arrivals, too. There are now-absent voices that I miss, and there are those I never heard... but there are also newer arrivals who add huge value, depth, wisdom, empathy, sexiness, fun and downright silliness to our discussions. On the nature of the discussions we have here: I think there's a very fine balance between the suppression of legitimate, mutually respectful debate, and the suppression of unpleasantness, and I think it's well-nigh impossible for any forum to hit that balance all the time. In fact, given the existence of people who react badly to having their opinions challenged (not pointing fingers, just saying they exist), it may well be impossible to find it at all! And that's before you even begin to consider that many of us might consider the right place for that balance to be in radically different places. All in all, I think Mod makes a pretty good fist of a clearly impossible job. It should also be said that in general, people who don't like the way things are run here - or anywhere else, for that matter - will simply leave. We've had people leave CERB because they didn't like the way the board is run; some because they felt muzzled, some because they felt it was hostile. And I've heard people speak here of other boards that they've left, for similar reasons.

You will be missed greatly. You have helped me personally a great deal over the years and I always valued your opinion and contributions, i hate to see you go and hope one day you come back (your always welcome back). Best wishes.

Actually Angela and Cat were with me on the last voyage of the boat before it went up to the marina to be sold Seriously, it was a hard decision, but done on advice of my financial planner. But once the decision made to sell, I want it sold. I'll miss the boat, but I won't miss the monthly payments on my line of credit. Just hoping the guy gets financing to buy the boat...keeping my fingers crossed RG

This is something that`s been in the works for the past week. About halfway through the swear word I realize that I`m swearing so I end up saying alot of nonsense that starts with `f......` Thus far I've said: f.....arfing fuckapedia frouing shi...shu holy shirt and godclamit But the most successful swear replacement is 'oh curse word.' Not too subtle and I'm not sure I can get away with saying 'curse word me' during a hot session but who knows? Anybody want to curse word right now?? Thanks everyone for all the contributions. xoxo A

Michelle Jenneke: Australian Hurdler http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/michelle-jenneke-australian-hurdler-dancing-sensation-042218109--oly.html Sorry link would not work. Cut and paste....it is kind of fun with the music. WORKS NOW.

As talented as she is beautiful... quite a double threat! A sneak peak!

Just a reminder that if ANYONE offers you a discount or deal of any kind for a positive review/recommendation on cerb please REPORT them to me! ONLY give recommendations to those who deserve it. If you get caught posting a FAKE recommendation then it will be seen as a SHILL and your account would be banned (along with the person who is making these deals) If someone posts here offering a discount for recommendations I will issue them ONE warning and only ONE warning. Integrity of the recommendations is important to all of us. If anyone feels a recommendation is not justified please PM me and let me know. If enough people PM me I will REVOKE the recommendation in question and possibly remove the person if I feel they posted it as a SHILL.

I did bestow a pair of these on my favorite SP :) Additional Comments: Yes, Amelia & Porthos, bare feet can be sexy. To wit: Additional Comments: But these ALMOST bare stilletoes are almost unbearably sexy:

I will tell you a secret--all women love shoes because you're never too fat for shoes--they always look great.