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I would personally accept this request only if I've already had the chance to spend time with the gentlemen and already experienced his talented tongue and lips (and fingers with short and smooth trimmed nails) ;) I would turn down the request if it came from someone I haven't met before because I do want to enjoy the extended experience and not lay there for an hour (or more) pretending I am liking it if it turns out I would much prefer be doing something else during that time. And nobody says that it can't turn out that way (oral only) once the appointment is already in progress... It's called going with the flow, which I love and live by!

i,ve had a really tough year business wise and have been a little blue but a friend sent me this today and i thought i,d share it here ! Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio ... "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short, enjoy it. 4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and family will. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Stay true to yourself. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye But don't worry; God never blinks. 16.. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind. 17. Get rid of anything which isn't useful. Clutter weighs you down in many ways. 18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger. 19. It's never too late to be happy. But it's all up to you and no one else. 20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer. 21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special. 22. Over prepare, then go with the flow. 23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple. 24. The most important sex organ is the brain. 25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you. 26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will this matter?' 27. Always choose life. 28. Forgive but don't forget. 29. What other people think of you is none of your business. 30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time. 31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 33. Believe in miracles. 34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do. 35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now. 36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young. 37. Your children get only one childhood. 38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved. 39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere. 40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back. 41. Envy is a waste of time. Accept what you already have not what you need. 42. The best is yet to come... 43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. 44. Yield. 45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

Number one is do not respond to texts/emails/phone calls etc....do not acknowledge any contact. If he goes further and shows up at your location, do not answer the door. Ignore at all costs. If these actions do not detour him, call the police and if needed get a restraining order!

I ask this in all seriousness: Why not just assume that everyone with whom you engage in intimate activity has a potentially life-threatening STI? Acting on that assumption, you can decide to refrain from intimate contact with anyone--which is a perfectly reasonable choice--or to take all necessary measures to protect yourself from infection. Because no one is going to tell you honestly--especially if you're a complete stranger--that they have an infectious disease. Heck, even great clients whom I've seen for years haven't told me that they're coming down with a cold! The only person who is responsible for your sexual health is . . . you. Not the companion, not the client, not the spouse, casual-friend-with-benefits or the fascinating-person-you-met-at-the-bar. Just you. All contact with other human beings carries risks. I have little doubt that the lady about whom this post was made is both scrupulous about her sexual health and just as concerned about how healthy any potential client may be. If she's been in this business for more than 72 hours, she will have discovered that most men know little to almost nothing about STIs, what's safe, what isn't and how to take care of both parties while having fun. Sadly, most of the time, all paid companions hear arguments about why we should take risks that prospective clients consider to be negligible for their benefit. Learn about STIs. Here's a link from the "New to This" section.

Call me :boobies:...lol :cooter:

I'd be okay with that as long as the person doesn't have a 5 o'clock shadow. Not a nice feeling!

so long as the daty provider is well shaved and takes care to follow instructions if needed.. I'm open to an all you can eat buffet :)

I remember too Sophia, and I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Maybe if it's treated like it's supposed to be, as something positive, instead of spiraling into something negative we can have it again. And I'm sure we all learned something from last year. And the awards, just a way for members to acknowledge one another for their contributions...doesn't bestow any special powers LOL But lets keep our fingers crossed, I'm sure we can all participate in this positively this time RG

Regardless to where I live or travel my donation stay's the same and that is never an issue (the size if the city has nothing to do with it). There are plenty of ladies in Big cities with high donations and they do just fine - as it has already been said there is something for everyone, if you do not like a ladies donation move on to someone else in your budget, dont complain about it - or save up so you can see her.

She should tell him politely that she thinks there are other fish in the sea for both of them, and that she has no interest in seeing him or continuing to communicate with him further. Then ignore him. He'll eventually go away. Unless he is threatening her, I don't know why she should be afraid of him. I presume the OP is also a customer? If so, I wonder why she's bringing this to him? Looks like drama to me.

Here is a question for the SP's: Would it be okay to ask for a session of DATY, DATY & more DATY??? With some hugs and kisses thrown in?? What do you think?

Being TOLD that a tip would be appreciated.

Having a highlight two days in a row. Today's highlight is noting on the CERB stats that posts to the "Highlights of the day" thread out-number the "Things that suck" thread by 20% (1199 vs. 990). That can only be a good thing, right?

Folks, it all comes down to communication. On the giving end, I could go for hours or even days if she likes my delivery! Whatever makes her get off is what floats my boat. Receiving is the same. When I say go....go; when I say hold off a sec...hold off. Communication in sex equals an awesome experience!!!!!!!!!

After all the details are ironed out, I have gotten this charming question: " Oh, by the way, my friend is with me. Since I never use the whole hour, when I'm done, can he take a turn?" My response: " Well sure....just remember to bring your 2 for 1 coupons". Morons! Sandi

I think with a little chit chat, some cuddling and kissing before, during (need a few mins of recoup time in between gasms) and after an hour is perfectly alright

Not an injury of the person but rather a crippling injury to the furniture. It was shortly after I moved into my new place, and I had one of those metal bedframes on wheels that I had disassembled for the move. I suppose that when I put it back together it was a bit too wide- because the first time I had really, really good sex on it, the mattress and box spring fell through and one of the metal beams bent beyond repair. We almost ended up on the floor, and I was out a bedframe, but all we could do was laugh and high five each other. I have no regrets. I think that beds on wheels are a pretty dumb idea, anyway. Do you know how hard it is to keep up a steady rhythm when the bed is rolling around under you?

Although anything is possible, if the lady is irresponsible enough to advertise/work as an escort and she has an STD, I doubt she would be responsible enough to be honest and tell you yes she does in fact have 'a disease'. I get where you're coming from as far as being direct and getting to the point but I could see where a lady would be taken aback by that question.

Hey there ladies and gents, as you can see I am new to CERB and wanted to say hi and introduce myself! This is not an ad, and I apologize if it's misplaced or long-winded. I just needed to get this out there. Some of you already know me, but by another name... I used to be one of the top providers in Halifax, with many positive reviews and regulars that I adored. I decided to take a break from the scene, and seek out a more traditional career. I guess you could say I couldn't resist, I had to come back to the "work" I know and love! However, while I was trying my hand at the "simple life", apparently someone wasn't too happy about this. They either hacked my old email account or got information from an ex partner, and then twisted their "facts" to compose a malicious and untrue article. This article featured not only my SP name, but also my real name, and pictures of my face (not to mention some nasty lies). It both shocked and hurt me deeply. To this day, I don't know who did it or why they did it. Fortunately, anyone who really knows me and saw it, told me they thought it was utter BS, and even some strangers left comments defending me. It still didn't heal the wound caused by this unprecedented attack on my identity, but I realize there is nothing I can do but move on. I heard of people asking for me for months, wondering where I went, looking for any trace of me. I deleted everything I could related to the old name, and distanced myself as far from that identity as possible. I have nothing to hide or regret from you lovely hobbyists, and if PM'd about it I will tell you what my former name was; I just don't want my identity compromised again. If you know who I am, please do not post publicly about it - this is not a game and you will not win a prize. I need discretion just as much as the average hobbyist. I wanted to be a part of this amazing community once again, and see everyone who has missed me in the past few months, but I needed to protect my identity. So from now on, I will be known as Rose. Thank you for understanding. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

To echo Whiteman, I am also concerned, I am not offended but surprised to read MP's and CERB members be able to post such graphic details, and this is not the first ad or recommendation I have read in a week. The last thing we want is LE radars homing in on the MP's providing such services. Discretion must be paramount and recommendations read only amoung members. Please don't call me a prude, just lookin out for everyone's interest. She's indy, and I think that makes a lot of difference. If the lady being discussed was working at a MP, then yes, I'd absolutely agree. But independent ladies are bound by no rules save the ones they choose to make themselves, and can do what the hell they like. Nobody bats an eyelid if BBBJ is mentioned while we're talking about someone who advertizes FS. The only reservation I'd have if this was a YMMV service that she didn't advertize to everyone, but it doesn't sound like that's the case here.

History says that: "During her reign, Catherine the Great expanded Russia's borders to the Black Sea and into central Europe. She promoted westernization and modernization though within the context of her autocratic control over Russia and increasing the control of landed gentry over serfs. Catherine the Great promoted education and the Enlightenment among the elite. She kept up a correspondence with many figures of the Enlightenment in Europe. Catherine the Great is often remembered for her many lovers. She came to the throne with her lover Count Gregory Orlov's active support; while remaining committed to him she also took many other lovers." I met Katherine yesterday for the first time. She by all means deserves all the great recco's listed here. Our Katherine has certainly expanded my borders and by reading fellow CERB recommendations I'm sure I'm not the only one. Like the great Russian she has been known to educate and enlighten more than a few of us. Stay on the "throne" Katherine and keep all those "lovers" happy. I know I certainly am and will definitely be repeating. Your humble serf.

Roxy Powers is also visiting Ottawa soon. I've had the pleasure of meeting her and she's lovely, just an absolute gem. She has an ad up in the Ottawa section, and on her website www.missroxypowers.com she has recently posted about strap-on play! ;)

Well I have to agree with JoyfulC, just sounds like drama. But if that's not the case you don't always involve police only when you have a problem that can be prosecuted and will hold up in court. Often in such a case just having the police speak with the offender is enough to resolve the situation to everyone's satisfaction; most police calls don't result in court cases.

ha, well like Meg says, an hour isn't non-stop tongue action...and, its not like the entire act is spent on one spot on the clit or anything. Its all about keeping the roller coaster going...

Oh c'mon, ladies! Couldn't you at least offer a 15-minute AWE session? ;)

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Wages haven't kept up. I'm in the federal government which is downsizing. I'm certainly paycheck to paycheck, not rich, a working joe. To have encounters I have some added expenses those in big cities don't. I live in smalltown Ontario and have to travel to a big city (Toronto or Ottawa) which runs me $80.00 to $120.00 in gas to travel too (although gas prices fluctuate, and seems quite often the price goes up) Since I have to travel to a big city, I need to get a hotel. It's not an exaggeration, before I even factor in the ladies' donation, I'm looking at around $200.00 to $300.00 in incidental fees to embark on this lifestyle And when I get down about work, the economy, the news whatever, what keeps me up and smiling is this lifestyle, my monthly encounter, my monthly escape, most of the time a monthly memorable escape with a wonderful lady. And in the lull between encounters, I look forward to future upcoming encounters, and contacting ladies to see when they will be available and planning and scheduling new encounters with them. If you really want to see a certain lady, you will find a way. You might have to save up for a few months. And not to sound cold, but this lifestyle is a luxury and indulgence. You have to prioritize your budget, that's for sure. But I know I partake in this lifestyle on a regular monthly basis, and to boot, with disposable income, every encounter is cash only for me. No bills coming in the next month. Some long winded ramblings RG

Have a Nathalicious birthday!!!! xoxoxoxo Ohhhh... ummmmm... we started eating the cake already... hope you don't mind....

I'm not an SP, but... I think that could only work if the guy really knew what he was doing, and he was sure to spread his time around, exploring all the little towns and the countryside of that tiny female province. 'Cause if he's an amateur and he just spends all his time just hanging out at the capital, it's likely to turn into way too much of a good thing, moving from SexyFunTime!... to tedious... and then onto sore... and then even painful. If I was an SP, I'd probably just say "no thanks" rather than risk that experience. Guys offered the equivalent service the other way around for a solid hour might at first think it was an awesome idea, but let them try and then check with them an hour later and see what sensations they have left to report. Besides... isn't there a lot more fun in variety? Just sayin'.

That is unpleasant!! For me, spending the day discovering hidden messes that the person filling my shoes for the past year has left behind! Nothing catastrophic, but annoying and time consuming. Of course, this is keeping me from the work I need to be doing!!

More seriously than my last reply, going to the police is your best option. There is nothing illegal about being an escort, and the police understand that escorts can find themselves in vulnerable situations. They are far more interested in keeping wackos from committing violent crimes than persecuting escorts. There are lots of ladies on this board who have relied on the police to deal with harassing behaviour, and generally have found the police to be helpful. The fact that they are escorts has been irrelevant.

A good question! Enquiring minds want to know!!

Well I can answer this one. Today I went to see Sammy. it was sooo worth it!! She started with a sexy dance and I ended with less load in my pants!! lol Take the chance.... it will be the time of your life!!

Can I ask you something? Are you doing research or writing a book? Just curious.;)

Much like Phaedrus this is not one of my stories but one that I will pass on regardless. During a night shift about two years ago a man comes to the Emergency Dept. (I work at said hospital) complaining of stomach aches. The triage nurse assesses him and he waits his turn in the waiting room. This man spent his time standing and refused to sit, so naturally we all assumed he was too sore to sit. When it came time for him to be seen by the doctor he walked gingerly to the exam room and continued to stand while he waited for the doctor to finish with the previous patient. Once the doctor entered the room and asked the patient "so you are having stomach pains" or something like that the patient replied "no, actually I was having sex with my partner and while he was using a dildo on me it got stuck up there and I can't get it out!" I won't go into details of what happened next as it might give some of you second thoughts about anal play but I will say this, what I just said is a true story!

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Lots of ladies have no websites (I don't know this lady, but maybe she is new to the biz) Honestly sometimes in this business you may be the one "taking one for the team" as you put it. Secondly, asking that question is considered offensive and I dont know a single lady that would book you myself included if you talked to any if us like that. This is a business where you take a risk with anyone you spend time with, and regardless to the ladies health - do you really think she would tell you if she had an STD? I suggest you read the etiquette threads in the new to this section prior to contacting any future companion as will the way your going about things no one is going to reply to your request for an encounter.

Ha,Hawww!! Too good! Although...with that kind of turnover, I doubt Ralph and Sam would pass each other with "lunchboxes" in hand. ...and remember to listen for the [Puh-ching!] of the punchclock !

On Saturday night I had my third encounter, nay, more like a date, with Emily, when she came on tour to Toronto July 13-14 2012. And it was a four hour outcall to my hotel. Emily and I have hit it off in the past, and I thought an extended date with Em would be great. Great is an understatement. Without details, I can say Saturday night's date was the highlight of my summer, and summer isn't even over yet. I spent the afternoon in my hotel room, getting ready, watching the clock, my anticipation and excitement building, watching, waiting, getting ready and then, on time came the knock on the door. I opened the door and there was Emily, looking as young and beautiful as ever. I let her in and we greeted each other with a hug and kiss, oh ok, kisses. Now in complete honesty I have to say Emily's photos are not accurate. Emily is even more beautiful in person than her photos show. We went over to the couch, where I had a nibbler tray set up of cheese, crackers and some other munchies. I then went to the kitchen and got us each a drink. We got caught up on old times. I told her some things going on with me, and she told me things going on with her. Emily has a very colourful life I must say. I didn't know this but Emily is on the dating scene. But Em doesn't use dating sites to find a boyfriend, no. She uses Wal Mart. If you hear shopping carts crashing in a Wal Mart near you, and see an angry married lady yelling about a beautiful redhead trying to steal her husband, well chances are Emily is in town. I had to put my drink down while being Emily told me of her escapades at Wal Mart for fear my drink would spew out through my nose. She had other stories to tell, worthy of posting in the humor section on CERB, but I won't tell them, too many stories, not enough time. But more than once I had to put my drink down. You might have gathered Emily has a sense of humor. Well she does and then some. Not to mention being down to earth. She was even forgiving of me. I confessed I took one of her photos off her website and used it for wallpaper on my computer. And I sent copies of the photo to some friends who would appreciate the picture. She said it's an awesome picture, I have to agree. I'm not telling what photo it is, but Emily has my permission to divulge which photo I used off her website, so you'll have to ask her. Well as time went on we went to the bedroom to continue catching up. The snack platter was left in the living room, although I don't know why, Emily can eat crackers in my bed any time. We undressed one another and.....oh if I haven't mentioned it before, Emily is beautiful. Oh forgot what I was going to write with that memory fresh in my head. However the details of our catching up are private between Emily and me. After we finished catching up, we both were just lying in bed, Emily in my arms, and we were caressing one another. Doing what could be listed as a menu item (not that Emily has a menu), and I'll coin the term KCC (kissing, cuddling, conversation) We kissed/cuddled/conversed for awhile but unfortunately, as always, the time ended.....ended all too soon, and Emily had to catch a flight out. I drove her back to her hotel in my infamous pick-up truck and we kissed good-bye, leaving me not just with a memorable encounter, but a wonderful memory too If you are looking for a lady who provides a GFE and lets the encounter unfold naturally, contact Emily. If you are a visual gentleman, and you like her photos, give her a call, she is much more beautiful in person (some things a camera just doesn't catch) If you like ladies who are down to earth and have a sense of humour, give Emily a call, she is the proverbial girl next door (although sadly never next door to any place I lived). And for the gentlemen, we are very lucky. She has a busy schedule traveling from one end of Canada to another, living out of suitcases and hotel rooms so we get the pleasure of her companionship. Emily is a wonderful companion, a class act and most of all a lady, and should be treated as such. An encounter with her isn't just memorable, it is a fond memory too. And to Emily, thank you again for a wonderful date Saturday night. I'm looking forward to seeing you again.

Chanel Reign Carrie Moon

Indian curry normally uses yogurt whereas Thai curries use coconut milk as base - and I love them both!

If you ask what to call me I will ask that you call me Romeo. Nay. I will insist!

I may be one of the rare escorts who never asks for references. I was escorting long before the internet came into being never mind having such communities online where you could even consider this. I go completely by my gut and it has never steered me wrong.. even learned when I have a weird feeling but I was curious anyway.. that my gut was right about being dumb about accepting an appt. Know what I mean? Anyway.. newbies by all means book with me and I'll be your reference. I'm happy to give them but never require them. I see a lot of first timers.. if no-one sees them without a reference how are they supposed to get started??? Girls who are adamant about getting references have to remember that someone had to see them first :) FYI.. not to scare anyone but I had a long term regular client that indeed had an sp get jealous on him when he saw her sp roomate.. and called his wife so it does happen! I do however only accept new appts with a number I can verify.. why? because if you no-show I will keep your # in my phone so you can't pull it on me a 2nd time.

From a lady's point of view, this statement makes the warning bells go off. A statement like this shows that you have something to hide, in allot of ways. How is it incriminating to provide your board handle (condsidering that it is not your real name)? A hobby phone is fine, but something here makes me think that it would be a "Private Number". I am not trying to knock you for your thoughts, I am just stating mine, so please dont take offence to what I am writing. Yes, there are some ladies who have raised cause for concern in this industry due to there lack of indescretion, but that does not apply to all of us. how does providing a reference cause a problem, when you saw another lady on an alias as well? I ask for lots of details about who I may be visiting with, firstly so that we can establish a connection prior to visting, as well to ensure that you are who you say you are. There are too many problems that can arrise when visiting with someone new, and asking for a reference will usually prevent problems from happening. Be grateful you are in Canada and hobbing, allot of ladies in the USA require a peice of photo id before the encounter will happen. A reference, is alot easier that this. Just my thoughts, Emily