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Well, it's been far too long since I nominated a Goddess... so it seems appropriate to nominate someone I haven't seen for far too long: Jessica! Jessica was one of the first MAs I had the pleasure of seeing, and still one of the best. She's a beautiful person, inside and out. A moment, please, to reflect on this... Are you back? Good. And as an added bonus, she's willing to let things get extremely... messy, in the best possible way. I don't know who invented nuru massage, but I owe them a beer or three. Because... well, because this: Awesomeness. Very sexy awesomeness.

Thank you for the suggestion, but upon reviewing your post history I think I'll pass. I don't feel a forum is the appropriate place to advertise oneself. I also feel that suggesting all the other ladies are inferior, in such a personal industry as the one in question, is not very classy. Sorry.

I gave up golf and if you watch tv doggie style you can have sex at the same time! :bddog: but seriously.. I don't golf :) I have a pvr and I either do crafts or play on the net while watching tv. I fast forward through commercial literally cutting out 1/4 of the tv watching time. and yes.. I watch too much tv.

Google can help us avoid awkward social situations like the one above, when things aren't quite clear, clear is a homograph :) http://lmgtfy.com/?q=homograph

Redmana2 was saying that it is a turn off for him and almost a deal breaker if the lady provides BBBJ (anything unsafe). He was not questioning the risk tolerance of an SP that provides BBBJ... He's only saying that she has a much higher risk tolerance then he does. ;)

Wondering how everyone else feels. I've only started this hobby a few months ago and only seen one companion so far, with one more on the horizon. I'm starting to find myself dwelling on CERB and the hobby. I feel like this might get to interfere with my family life. I know, this probably sounds like a load of crap. What we are doing is in essence cheating on our SO. Do we deserve privacy? If anything happens its our own fault! I've thought about it, and I've realized I'm really just trying to have my cake and eat it too. The last thing I want to have happen is to lose my family. There, I said it. Putting aside the moral implications of the hobby and how if anything happens, we've brought in on ourselves, I just want to know how other guys out there keep it real. I'm afraid that I might say something in my sleep, or let something slip while I'm drunk. I feel I may be spending too much time farting around on CERB or with my @smith_wick Twitter feed. Maybe its just a matter of controlling myself. Is this just where I'm new to the hobby? Will things calm down for me over time? I'm realizing as I write this that this is more of a vent session. Forgive me for that. But I would like to hear other's opinions on how they keep it real. Is there something I'm not doing that would help me separate my hobby life from my family life? Or honestly, am I fighting a losing battle? Can I have my cake and eat it too?

Um, Cricket.

If you have the option of phone/text/email, that's fine, but some ladies insist on on-line booking form only as the method of initial contact and if you don't follow that protocol, chances are you probably won't get an appointment.

Due to popular demand, I will be once again co-hosting a fall social for both male and female CERB members in good standing on Thursday, September 13th in Ottawa. Since this is being organized by CERB members for other CERB members, please do not bother the MOD about this event. It will be held a centrally located venue in Ottawa. It will be in a reserved room of a public bar/restaurant. It will run from approximately 6:30 p.m. until closing time. There will be a variety of music played and dancing will be encouraged. There will be a limit of 50 spots available (ideally 25 gents/25 ladies), on a first-come, first-served basis to those members in good standing who have some presence on the board or in the hobby (if you have a low post count, but good rep, that's all we care about). There will be a cost for gents to attend and tickets will be available starting in mid-August. You will be able to pay by e-mail money transfer, postal money order or cash (in person). The price of the tickets will be determined at that time as well. This is to cover drinks for the ladies, appetizers, door prizes and other expenses associated with organizing these events. There will be no cost to the ladies to attend, however we will be doing things a bit differently this time. Due to the popularity of past events and the fact there are some ladies we had to turn away because we were full, if you are such a lady, you will be given first priority this time. I kept a list from last time. And ladies, for those of you who said you wanted to attend and then did not even extend us the courtesy of letting us know beforehand (or even afterwards) that you couldn't attend, please do not embarass yourself by asking to come this time. We have more people wanting to attend, than spots available and you had your chance, sorry.:confused0024: This also applies to the gents who I said could pay at the door last minute and didn't show either. I do not wish to make this a sore point or create any controversy - it's just something that had to be said. Moving on to a more positive note - looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new ones. This is a meet and greet social event in a public venue (no hanky panky :)) and as with past events, expect all attendees to behave accordingly. Remember, CERB members from all across Canada (and elsewhere) are welcome to attend. If you think you might like to join us, feel free to pm and let me know. Angela of Ottawa Your humble social organizer.

Hi Jabba, I gave up TV back in 2007 and don't miss it one bit. I often wonder where I found time to watch TV in the first place now. Why look at someone elses fake life on TV when you can go out and have a real one of your own? Life is short live it to the fullest. Kay

Puking baby on the bus..

An I like Mr. Nice for his continued presence and contributions to CERB (including trying to get this thread reset) and be darned if his CERB handle isn't pretty accurate, from what I hear and read he really is Mr. Nice :) And there we go again, with megforfun getting in their a few seconds before me so that's how easy it is for this thread to be jumbled, I like her for many reasons and I'll be dammed if I don't soon see meg-for-fun :) If she'll have me of course. Yes, and I also like her because she obviously got the drop on me :) Quick-draw meg-for-fun. Fastest post in the west (or Ottawa at least) :)

Today it involves reading Lullabies for Little Criminals.

There are lots of things that I am proud of, at many different levels. I am proud to be Canadian. I am proud of my children, more than can be expressed.

I've heard that she's the same girl that used to work at Michelle's for a while.

I choose a provider based on many things but they have to do with how i feel the chemistry will be, not on what her services are or are not- with the one exception of kissing-thats the only deal breaker for me, when it comes to Bj,s covered or not i,m comfortable with what she is comfortable providing,its her choice not mine and i,ll accept that !

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Well if it was meant to be humerous then an emoticon like :) or ;) or :D is always helpfull to convey tone! :/

Cristy's definition of the word "Homograph" was accurate. If that's the case, would Homonyms (words that are spelled different but sound the same, e.g. Flower versus Flour) also be considered anti-homosexual? You're not the only one - I missed it too. Absolutely ridiculous. Back to Cristy's thread...

Shag = carpet Shag = lets get busy baby Shag + shag = lets get busy ON the shag carpet baby ;) Yup....These 18 hour work days are getting to me .......

Jesus Woman ! That is a lot of shows ! Is your job a TV show critic ? How do you find the time to have sex and golf and all of those other fun things ;) haha

I had come accross her while in Ottawa but couldn't connect, persistence paid off since she rarely toured in Canada but throughout the country, low and behold one night she is in Toronto and I jumped at the opportunity...contact was easy, some screening and we were set to meet at the airport...it took over an hour during rush hour but worth it in the end I arrived to find a full of life beautiful woman who is now a brunette, her liveliness bounces out of her, she opene she door , greated me with a wonderful lfk,Dfk, dress nicely with those lovely breasts. On display. After laughing about how persistent I had been we jumped in the shower and it was wonderful, washing eachother, chatting Dfk, bbbj, playing and sucking on her gorgeous breasts... We dried off I determined I was going to make sure Dorinda had plenty of o's with me, my lips, my hands , my fingers, she was soaked and enjoyed one after another and it was beautiful to watch, her breasts shone and nipples hardened as she came over and over...no my turn, she worked her kisses all over my body to make its way to my stiff cock,she paid attention to everything, mu cock, balls, taint, it was wonderful, probably one of the best I have ever had...but I wanted to be inside her wet pussy, she covered me and started with mish, plenty of DFK and those breasts staring at me, but it was her lovelysoft plump ass that I wanted and turned her around and entered her soaking pussy....while she looked back at me I pumped and she played with her self, it was unbelievable...I came way to quickly but it was awesome...we rested kissed, laughed, played with each others bodies and she was back for more bbbj and we covered again and more mish...but I wanted to come on those breasts...so I ripped off the condom and straddled her and looked down on this beauty and as she played with my balls I came overhear fantastic breasts, one more round left, started again with a wonderful bbbj and bls....this time i came on her lips....this lady is why we hobby, fun, great GND and with a body of a woman that just won't quit I will see this woman whenever and as often as I possible can...so should you..

Almost always a deal breaker for me, but in the other direction. BBBJ, anything unsafe for that matter, is a real turn off for me except for when I'm in a relationship. I don't judge anyone and respect other's choices with respect to services, but for me that reveals that the SP's risk tolerance for safety is considerably different than my own. I've talked to many SP's about this. I've noticed that women from areas with a lot of competition often describe how much pressure is on them to provide BBBJ. So much pressure that they ultimately caved in to keep from losing business. I think that's heartbreaking, seriously. Do it if you want, that's cool, but if you don't then stand your ground. :) :condom:

The one that always comes to mind for me is wind: Both fast moving air and to crank something, instilling potential energy Additional Comments: Of course my favourite is set. A total of 67 different meanings according to Merriam-Webster's dictionary. 25 as a transitive verb 11 as an intransitive verb 24 as a noun 7 as an adjective

Tricky one, this. It's easy to get sucked in. To be honest, I think that getting sucked into spending a lot of time on CERB (or similar) is a serious danger and avenue to discovery. Disappearing for an hour or two every so often and keeping a bit of cash and a throw-away cellphone hidden isn't too hard, if you're careful... but disguising the fact that you're spending a lot of time on a regular basis on boards/twitter/email/etc is probably harder, especially if it's accompanied by an emotional withdrawal from your SO. And eventually you may well end up having that awkward conversation that begins, "Hey, what's that website you're always on...?" Perhaps you should also join a golf/fishing/whatever board or two and keep those open in another browser tab while you're here... So, yes... suitable caution and/or rationing may be a good idea!

lead (noun) / lead (verb) sow (noun)/ sow (verb) In these cases the pronunciations are different.

I'm in pretty much in the exact same situation as you - I've had one wonderful experience with an escort back in June and have arranged for another rendezvous later in September. I've spent some time on both CERB and Twitter communicating with a number of other wonderful escorts and hobbyists. I enjoy the discussions/interactions I have had so far, but also worry about the time I'm investing in this activity. I think the key will be to find the right balance between this new aspect of life and the other things that are important to you. That's certainly what I am trying to strive for. I appreciate both the things I have (a great job and loving family) and the excitement and anticipation of meeting some of the beautiful ladies on CERB. An additional unanticipated pleasure is interacting a bit more with other hobbyists around shared experiences. All in all, I'm finding it a wonderful addition to my life that I'm sure will be seamlessly integrated into my other pursuits with time and experience.

I love Big Brother, although I will say I was a little sickened by Dan's speech and I'm surprised there wasn't a chorus of laughter when he was done. I don't want to get too serious here, but I used to like Dan, he's so sleazy and smart, but him using the bible put him wayyyyyyyyyyyy down in my books. I am an atheist and I respect those who believe but when you use religion in a reality show you're a worthless piece of shit in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, it's great TV and I love it. I sure hope Britney doesn't get voted out although I fear it will happen, either way I will be watching.

Sounds sensible enough Cristy. Probably worth mention though that some very common STDs don't always present any symptoms at all. For example, the most common of all (in North America), Chlamydia causes symptoms in only 1 in 4 men and 30% of women, is very easily treated and when left untreated causes complications. So the most common one of all only presents symptoms caused by the damage it does when left untreated in the majority of people. I'm inclined to suggest that RG has it absolutely right, certainly if you are getting the blood work done anyways, why not throw these tests on there.

Careful now......folks will be in on our secret :) Peace MG

I don't know if anyone has seen this one, called "The Client List" There was a newspaper article in the paper last week about the series beginning it's second season. I don't think it made it north of the border and they were trying to get a slot here for it. The reason I mention it is because it revolves around this industry. The lead actress is Jennifer Love Hewitt, the story of young woman who takes a job at a massage parlor to support her family when her husband is unable to work, and soon finds her life spiraling out of control. Probably a bit of a soap opera.

Quick hijack....thought of a joke ;) A few years back in school Little Phaedrus is in class and the teacher says, "today we will be working on and learning words with more than one syllable" Phaedrus immediately says " Mas ter bate" The teacher looks and him, smiles and she says "Wow, Phaedrus ! That is a mouthful" Phaedrus retorts, "No you are thinking of blow job !! "

I think it's as much a matter of your personal comfort as it is about your level of risk. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't know of any widely accepted scientific formula for determining the exact frequency of testing necessary for any individual. It helps to have an understanding of how different STIs are transmitted (different STIs can be transmitted in different ways), the level of risk for transmission in your own sex life, and also your own body and what 'normal' looks like for you. To make a decision that is right for you, I would encourage researching STIs, their risk factors and treatments. It helps to take the mystery out of things. The HIV virus won't actually show up on tests until about three months after transmission. Certainly the sooner any STI is caught the sooner and often more effectively it can be treated. And often there's no way of knowing if you have an STI unless you get tested- it could lie dormant for a while, and show no symptoms. It sounds to me like you're keeping a good check on your health, but it all comes down to you.

Hey Boys Im back on Cerb :-) Come Visit me today for a mind-blowing massage experience!! Sensual and super Sexy body slides!! Working today 3:30 to 11pm ;-) Pls call the spa or msg me to book your appt xoxo Jordyn

I watched it (Copper) when it first aired on Sunday and I too enjoyed it. Another show that I enjoy is Longmire on A&E, you might consider giving it a go even though its first season has concluded.

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it's called anger management

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I think I am suffering from gynonudomania right now (the urge to rip off a woman's clothing)

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Holy shit I have so many shows on dvd!lol. In chronological order -Dark Shadows (horribly campy and addictive) -The Incredible Hulk (I'm an old school monster movie kinda guy. And this show had strong Jekyll/Hyde/Frankenstein themes. Very campy at times but that was half the fun) -Moonlighting (Bruce Willis. 'Nuff said) -Quantum Leap (cracks me up and gets me all choked up at times) -Forever Knight (campy canuck vampires....who don't sparkle) -Lois and Clark (I'm secretly a Superman fanboy) -X-Files -Millenium (another Chris Carter show which I actually preferred over X-Files. Lance Henriksen + Profiling serial killers = coolness). Hack - David Morse as a vigilante do gooder cab driver lol. More recent shows: -24 -Smallville (closet Supes fanboy, remember?) -Rescue Me -Masters Of Horror -Rome (one of my faves. I think I've watched the whole series over about 3 or 4 times now.) -Deadwood (bad ass westerns rock). -Dexter -Sons of Anarchy -Durham County (pretty good canadian cop show with Hugh Dillon, lead singer of The Headstones) -Spartacus (Lucy Lawless' boobies, Lucy Lawless in a threesome with another woman, Lucy Lawless getting "fluffed" by her own personal fluffer....do I really need to continue?lol) -The Walking Dead And I think that's it. A couple upcoming shows still being developed that I'm looking forward to checking out: Hannibal (set up as a prequel to the Hannibal Lecter series when he was still out and about before being locked up) The Incredible Hulk (being developed for ABC by Guillermo Del Toro who directed the Hellboy movies and Pan's Labyrinth and David Eick who was the brains behind the new Battlestar Galactica). Posted via Mobile Device

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In the part of your post that I highlighted I would not see him either! This particular member comes across as quite deceptive what with multiple handles and not so accurate references! It seems to me that this portion goes to the point that others are making which is why the hell would someone do this? Acts like these reek of underhanded dishonesty and in my opinion should be condemned to the nth degree! On another note you might consider being a bit more vague with members, SP's and locations. It isn't too hard to figure out some of the names involved what with you current location and a quick view of the advertisements section, etc.

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