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Interesting, I just had a birthday that puts me just north of sixty five, and I would argue that age is an important number. But, you see so many comments such as not acting your age or looking younger, the assumption being that somehow age is somewhat of a negative. I disagree, it's just another part of living. Sure, I'm already showing some physical signs that reflect the ravages of time, and are a precursor of things to come. I might not perform sexually as I did 20 years ago, but I know with the right partner I can enjoy the mutual experience probably more than I did in my youth, because the intimacy today has a far broader base, founded on experience. I think also with this journey, I am far less inhibited. The other aspect is rather more personal, now and evolves from the fact that I am now alone. I miss my wife, but have come to terms and developed a certain amount of freedom at this stage. Since I am quite comfortable off, I can afford to experience many new things. I've probably traveled to a dozen countries in the last few years. Rather than dreading the passage of time, embrace it. For most women, I think that they worry about how their beauty is affected. I think that this is unfounded, as I know women in their fifties and sixties that are absolutely gorgeous. They understand that beauty is not all skin deep, as they rely on a twinkle in the eye and a disarming smile as part of their arsenal.

Yes, yet another song thread. I was thinking about songs that still hold up, timeless masterpieces that never sound old or dated. You can play them today and they still hold the magic. I'll start with my all-time favourite: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (1975) Interesting Read about the origin of the Song: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Rhapsody

Younger CERB member here, chiming in to agree with what most of you have said. Experience and the passage of time are absolutely factors that can shape who we are, but there are many more. There are also traits that we seem to carry with us throughout our lives, our beliefs, our choices, our sense of style, our sense of humour, our strengths and weaknesses and the stories we tell ourselves when we're bored. I'm fortunate to have friends of all ages, and while I know they've all been shaped by their lived experience, however much or little of it they have, age appears to have no bearing on the diversity of personalities that I've encountered. I, for example, will probably never stop being wordy and introspective. I believe these to be timeless qualities.

I was always told by older females in my family that it is rude to ask someone their age. Is there a difference if an SP is 42 but she says 40? I could understand if you're advertising at 25 and you're really 35. Or advertising at 28 but you're really 43. That is just wrong. And some SPs are guarded because of their privacy. I think that is reasonable. I'm in my 30's but is a set in stone number really necessary? I use a fake name, do people have to know my real name too? Is there is a difference between 32 and 35 when it comes to looks? Most likely they could pass for a few years younger if they take care of themelves. There are some things in this business that are on a need to know basis. Unless you're really trying to fool someone which won't work anyways, I don't think it's a big deal.

I wouldn't let that stop you from the reading the books. Aside from the first season, the show tells entirely different stories from the books. And both are equally entertaining IMO.

People who expect your incall adress via email before even ever talking to them!

Hi Jabba: I don't think JFK, RFK, ...(or their murders) would have been on my priority list lol as I concentrate on those inflicting suffering on women and children. As another wish (unrelated to Jabba) I wish some people stop trying to impose their views upon others, accept diversity and respect other people's opinions which is as dear as theirs.

After yet another very long day, sitting down to check my email to find the first message is someone getting pissy with me because I didn't get right back to him in 10-15 minutes. (Like I usually do, IF there's any way possible.) I've had a very long, ugly, stressful week. My home is a wreck. I'm dirt tired. I haven't been able to work in a week. And I'm really not in the mood for someone who seems to expect me to jump when he snaps his fingers, and then feels entitled to tell me all about the great opportunity I just blew when I "failed" to (his actual word!). Yep, toots! Sounds like I really lost out big. »_«

I wish to never grow up. I wish to live in a house wall to wall, floor to ceiling of vinyl records. I wish i had been apart of the 50's. I wish i could write my name in the snow while peeing..... I wish Dorritos were breakfast, and chocolate was lunch and peanutbutter on hotdogs was okay everyday, and superkid ice cream was mandatory. I wish everyone was allergic to lying. I wish for many things. But im grateful for the 'as is' life too ;) They say if you have one foot in yesterday, and another foot in tomorrow, you are just pissing all over today. ;) Happiness is NOT a step away, or a wish away, its in what we have today. Roar!

I would agree with Igab, pimping is far more prevalent than most people think. The more high profile providers are sometimes independent but in my experience there are many who have a "man" in their lives that direct the business. It's naive to believe that it doesn't. In my 25 years, I've come to learn that pimps don't always wear fur coats or look like gangsters. I've seen husbands who are straight up pimps and boyfriends who offer no contribution to running the business but bleed the woman dry. Many providers have "handlers" that don't resort to pimp tactics but are still leeches. I've also met many providers who are not cut out for running a business but are great escorts. I am one of those and from experience I would recommend an agency to learn the basics and see if going Indie is something she's even interested in. If there was an agency in town that worked me, I still be there... cat

For me, this hobby is everything except the mechanical and the wham-boom-boom thing that will only take me off. Au contraire, IMHO, the fun of this hobby is to have a certain level of connection where something happens between two persons, and pleasure is the key. Physical pleasure or personal pleasure, but pleasure for sure. Hopefully, I hope that the lady will experience some pleasure with me, in a true fashion. This cannot be "all for me", it has to be a mutual something. I do not expect that all the time the SP will be turned on and loose control, no, I'm not that good (lol) but if it's only a mechanical encounter, I wont repeat. Some SPs evaluate the success of the encounter on how many times we cum; I value more the connection, the complicity and sexiness of the encounter, and for sure, the mutual pleasure we had. Really, if I feel that the person(a Sp or anybody) I am with has no pleasure of any kind with me, why I would repeat?

Most of my life I've tended to largely ignore birthdays. After all, you're only one day older than you were yesterday. So if 29 and 364 days wasn't bothering you, why should the next day when we "call" ourselves 30. Well, that held true for me until this year when I turned 50. For whatever reason it bothered me more. I think it was the realization that I'm now well past the half way point of my life, which does produce some introspection. Elderly family members in poor health and nearing death hasn't helped. At the end of the day, I've resolved to worry less, enjoy life more, and take the time for things that are important. And by important, I mean as defined by me, rather than defined by others. So everyday is a birthday, and enjoy it to the max. Porthos

OMG so weird that you just revived this thread because I was just watching the walking dead trailer for season 3 Oct 14th STOKED

A bit tongue-in-cheek: for somethhing's that's "just a number", a lot of the ladies seem awfully guarded about divulging said number. Age might not be very important in relationships between people, but this society does have a stigma against couples of very differing age. Remember the "rule" about being to date (your age / 2)+7? That's the societal norms at work. These probably started to keep dirty old men away from impressionable little girls, but are they still necessary?

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Yes I won't soon forget! LOL. Especially the last minute ones where nothing is planned, it just happens.

Umm, yup....I remember that afternoon, lol. Spontaneous, hot, sensual...and too short. My bday is coming up soon, might be time to treat myself again ;) E.

Why not wait until she arrives and get to know her a little. I have seen dogs with names that are entirely wrong, like my little guy who came already named. Just wait and see her personality. Nothing sillier than a rotti named Daisy who has no interest in smelling the flowers or an anxiety ridden terrier named Maximus... cat

I have been told I don't look my age, so I have no issue with letting people know I am over 50. That way I can enjoy the compliments. I am fortunate though. I never smoked, went in the Sun or had kids, so my skin tone is still good which is why I have bragging rights to perky breasts. I also believe I won the genetic lottery. My mom was half Irish and French and she always looked younger than her age until she got sick in her 70s. But appearance is not everything. Like Nicki says, it's all in your attitude and outlook on life. Sometimes I wake up and say to myself "Wow, just seems like yesterday it was the summer of 1978"? Seriously though, it is just a number. Enjoy today, because really that's all we have!

I like Calli Mae. My friend called her English Boxer that name. I love it! I know it's a coincidence with your escorting name but the name Cali is nice. Abby Jacey Scarlett

Reminds me why I love morning breakfast dates so much :)

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It is a beautiful fall day here and I am just off to start the cleaning out of perennial flower beds and to plant the 500 new tulip bulbs that I will be putting in. A perfect way to spend a day!

I wish that this thread would veer towards its intended light hearted intent

I wish I could meet each of the wonderful women of Cerb so that I can personally thank each one for the informative post and get to know them and make life long friends. i would love to massage and pamper each one of them as they have given so much pleasure to others as well as myself. They deserve some pampering themselves. I am curious at meeting the real person behind, the posts and the Cerb names. Most of them seem intelligent and giving of the time and advice to the Cerb community. They are non judgemental of race, size, or colour and dedicated to making us men happy in different ways, may it be sexually or just companionship.

I wish people would focus on the present and the future and what we can do to prevent history from repeating itself. No time machine required.

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I said by any means.... Yes I won't feel shame or guilty by shooting all those proven guilty of murders or rapes causing pain suffering on defenceless women and childred, before they commit the shameful acts. Yes some may say I am as bad as them..... May be right but the difference, I remove the guilty to save the innocent and innocent lives and innocence is what is significantly more important to me. How I could do it? Give me the time machine and I do it. I take them one by one. Btw, my list is much much longer than yours lol. Btw, my wish inspired by a very interesting movie I saw about a middle age woman whose life was completely destroyed by being kidnapped and raped for many weeks by a psycho found a time machine and went back and shoot the worthless bastard before he committed the kidnapping. She came back and saw herself being a very happy young educated married woman with two beautiful kids rather than a crazy drug addict who had become of her as a result of the kidnapping and rape. The cop who arrested her later herself was convinced to use the time machine to go back in time and follow up her work (after her arrest she never had the chance to go back and save lives including the cop's sister who was raped and murdered many years before....). All above said I think that time machine will always remain a wish for human race, otherwise people from the future (one million years ahead of us) would have come back and save human race from all these past and present sufferings........

Thanks again everyone for your words of wisdom. I make sure she knows that what she is doing is illegal. Sorry if I offended or annoyed anyone, it was not my intention.

Practice makes perfect! I wish I had the time and money to go gallivanting around the world and see and do all the things I want to see and do... yeah, I know, I'm selfish :)

Which would be why I stay away from the "Miss Universe, I wish for world peace" answers. Unless you are willing to confront the devil, the world will always be fraught with monsters.

I would love the pumpkin cheese cake recipe Sami and the upside down cake sounds good too. Gimme some cranberry dishes. I hate just plain old boiled cranberries and sugar! Agree with Angela. I mainly eat stuffing and moms coleslaw lol. Additional Comments: Oh, and I just found out that my brother's new g/f only eats fish....creative one person fish dishes welcome!

I wish I had a time machine to go back in time. Those who have committed crimes against women and children and historic dictators and mass murders and those guilty of genocide need to be stopped by any means and at any cost before they commit.

I don't think it's appropriate for you to tell me that I'm being "polyanna"; I recognized that my experiences in not knowing anyone who has been pimped are just as invalid as his experiences in 80% as they are individual experiences and not indicative of the general population. I am certainly not saying that there is no pimping, but I do think that 80% is a high estimate. We could throw numbers at each other all day long but at the end of the day, this is not a population that is easily surveyed, and those under the control of another aren't always at liberty to participate in this data-collecting just as the number of workers who are self-employed aren't always willing to identify themselves as being in the sex industry.

I don't wish to be anyone else or different but I do wish I had the ability to stop suffering, cruelty, cause human beings to always be kind and thoughtful, stop war, greed, and make escorting an accepted profession !

A client deciding when he got here, he'd like me to join him and the lady who's working at my place today for a duo. Ummm, I need more than 30 seconds to get ready.

Just give me a pan of stuffing. I don't need anything else, lol.

I, like many seasoned SPs I know have have mentored more than few ladies in our day. For myself, I can think of maybe only 3 (two from ground zero, and one other who came out retirement after a few years when the industry had changed) who were truly appreciative of my efforts and showed their gratitude in different ways and are now paying it forward themselves. Today I am more inclined to refer newbies who ask me, to resources for tips/safety measures etc. This may sound harsh, but it makes no sense for me to help someone else make money when most of us are just getting by in the present economy. (I don't know of any other industry where one would expect a professional to do that for free). As for the OPs friend, I for one, would not be interested in mentoring a girl who has already started off on the wrong foot. The fact that she is hustling in bars, disturbs me. There is enough knowledge on the internet for her to know better. If she truly is that naive, then she really needs to get on with a reputable agency. And she needs to be agreeable to following their protocol. I really do hope the OP encourages her in that direction instead of trying to get ladies on cerb to take that on. Opening a cerb account is not going to do anything for her if she has no idea what she is doing. She could in fact make things worse for herself.

His estimation is based on his experiences. I could very well say that I've been around for a number of years and that my estimate is 0% of ladies are pimped, which would be true for my own experiences but just as untrue as your friend's when speaking of the general population. It could also speak to the type of provider he seeks out, or the means by which he does so, or how he perceives a significant other's role/relationship.

It's funny how people always think of our work as the time we spend with our customers. That's the one part of it that, to me, doesn't seem so much like work. But there's a lot more that customers don't think of to this job. Everything from writing ad copy and designing our web sites, to making travel arrangements, to getting audited, to laundering the linens. I guess I'm pretty good at avoiding seeing people I wouldn't like spending time with, but one part of the job that I really don't enjoy (but have learned the hard way that I really must do myself) is answering phones and emails. That's where I'm most likely to encounter people I don't like. This is a business, and every independent is running a business.

What constitutes a real job? There should be no 'constituting'. A job done for services rendered equals money. End of story. And for those who don't think this is a real job, I swear I wish there was some kind of reality show for behind the scenes of our jobs and how we do it. I would be the star of that show! Some of the shit I have and still have to put up with, many of you would be amazed. Like running around for a pair of white thigh highs for a clothing request and you can't find them anywhere and when you do, the store doesn't accept credit cards!! And you have to be at incall location in under 15 mins before client shows up. And some of the things that are funny that clients never see. Like one time where I worked with another SP and she literally rushed in the condo coming from University with her regular streetclothes on. She saw her regular walking towards the building and somehow she got in the elevator before him. She made a mad dash to get changed but she had these knee high boots on and also had to get her tight jeans off. She was holding onto the door knob and I had her two legs like a wheel barrel in order to pull the boots and jeans off and the guy was already buzzed up.lol. I don't know how her and I did it but frantically, I threw a little outfit at her, she jumped in it and away she went. Meanwhile I was stuck in the other room for an hour. Clients never see things like that because once at the door, the pros have a smile on their face like they've just been waiting all day for you. Yeah right....lol. I don't sit around an incall location all day that isn't mine. Try booking an appt when you're working at home for another business and most clients of mine want right now or 20 mins later... So I know that if I want to make money that day the following is what's going to happen... Shower 3 mins....that is if you have waxed your legs and lady parts in advance and first client of the day before you even have a real chance to get ready because the positive part of it is clients are blowing up your phone at 9 am wanting to see you. Throw on lingerie ( sometimes incredibly difficult outfits where you have hooks to attach the stockings to and they never want to hook in properly), trow on sweat pants, t-shirt or little dress with no bra. Run for the door... hair is still wet by the way and not combed... no makeup... the makeup happens while you are driving and at all red lights. Including brushing of the hair. It takes 10 mins to get there so you are going a fast pace down the road passing cars and cutting them off including everyone and their mother while trying to put a fake eyelash on as part of a customer request. You park, run to incall location because you don`t want customer pulling up only to see you outside looking like you just swam the English Channel in track pants because the hair is still soaking wet. And worse in winter when you get isicles in it. You swing the front door open in a mad dash, your friend throws you mouthwash. You ask her if the bed is made like she was your maid. You race to take off the dowdy sweat pants, and now here is where the transformation begins... Check makeup.... blowdry hair a little just so you don't look like a drowned rat.... Don`t forget that I have long blonde hair that will one day be almost down to my ass so this is a big time consumer every frikken day! Next, check to see if you actually look good. You look for heels.. nowhere in sight. You yell at your friend to get the shoes.. by this time she appears to be my personal assistant or a gopher for a diva queen celebrity for the way I yell at her to get me my stuff...she throws them up from downstairs hallway and ends up hitting me in the head. BTW, the client already has the address and is about to walk up to the door. At this point, all of this has happened in less than 5 mins and the doorbell rings. . you race for the stairs and then bam. You trip and fall in 6 inch heels. You get up and dust yourself off and open the door with a smile like nothing ever happened and secretly praying to Jesus that your ankle won't be broken...And the appt hasn't even begun yet. True story.. The above is a day in the life of me when I'm working and not just this job since having another home business on the side. And try doing this a couple of times a day back and forth and (may not get paid in case they decide to stand you up with no notice beforehand) in the middle of it dealing with bullshit with other things in your life with running a household, family, other businesses. Everyone deals with bullshit on the job..just different versions of it. If what I go through above in the process of scheduling an appt doesn't coincide with what is considered a real job, I will tell people to blow it our their dittybag because I work hard! However I still enjoy what I do minus doofus' and morons as the good clients overrule them. I also get to the call the shots, how I run my business, I find ways to minimize bullshit and have gained quite a bit of experience ( and not just laying on my back) to deal with different customers, their personalities and their quirks. Sometimes, as in any customer service job, I swear I could blow a lid with the way a few in the minority present themselves to me. Instead, I shift gears to turn a situation around since I have become so accustomed to dealing with irrate people and situations on other jobs. . And then you just bitch to any other SP friend that will listen. lol. This job is often a walk in the park when it comes to dealing with people. I find that I am multifaceted and can adjust to any type of personality that comes my way. And then there is the business aspect of it... marketing. So far, I think I can give myself a pat on the back because I do go beyond customer expectations by treating the customer than just better. I go the extra mile for them. You learn a lot of things on this `` job`` and have no problem with it. I'm comfortable with the job, my sexuality and most importantly... me!

Echoing what many have said, the best sexual encounters occur when both parties are aroused and excited. When both partners sense each others arousal, it only serves to heighten the experience and for me leads to a mind blowing conclusion.

Well I'll throw my two cents worth in here. First, and this is just me, but I don't view this as a hobby or hobbying. I know it's an accepted term, so not a bash at anyone, but for me, how can human intimate interpersonal relations be viewed as a hobby. Collecting stamps is a hobby. This to me is a lifestyle. I participate in this lifestyle for one reason. After a real bad breakup back in 2007 (involved me being stalked of all things) I gave up on dating and relationships. But you need (not want, you need) human intimate companionship. After much thinking I knew I didn't want to go back to dating, but I thought I would try and see escorts, see if that filled a void. This lifestyle allows for the intimacy I desire without the strings attached of a conventional relationship. And I enjoy the intimate companionship the ladies provide, intimacy in the broadest sense of the word. Not just in the bedroom, but socially too. And surprisingly, something I didn't expect when I embarked on this lifestyle, but I have met a few ladies (within the confines of this lifestyle) that I would consider friends. And yes, I do like the reaction of pleasure from the ladies. Am I naive, no, I'm sure in some cases it's faked, but not in all cases. But even if faked, the ladies, (and yes they are first and foremost professional companions) do it because they want me to be happy with the encounter Don't know if that answers your question A rambling RG

Ooops! I'm guilty as well. I have only been with a couple of men who were only interested in getting themselves off all other men want it to be a mutually satisfying experience. If they want to try to make me feel good I'm going to allow and enjoy it, selfish or not, right or wrong. After all my acting skills are not good so one will know if I'm faking it or not, which I never do, just the way it is. I feel if a man isn't going to be able to make me "happy" and this is his goal, I willll simply and nicely turn the tables and concentrate on his body and make him forget about me, I've never had a complaint. I think it's better to be honest than pretend, but thats just me.

I enjoy a session with a SP/MA where i can give them a reverse massage and explore their body with my fingers and my tongue. I want the to come first before they have their way with me. I find it more fun to please my partner and I enjoy it when they moan with pleasure, and they finally shudder when they come. The SP or MA has probably spent several hours pleasing other men and may be tired. This is my chance to pamper them and let them relax for a while, before they have to work on me, Many times, the woman has returned the favour and more :). Like I said, I am a gentleman and the woman always cum's first :)

I'm under no illusions that everytime I'm with a lady that she is turned on by the experience. I also fully recognize that a professional will make me believe she is. Having said that, for me one of the biggest turn on's is a lady's arousal. If I don't believe that's happening, I'm not going to have a good experience. So for me, chemistry becomes vitally important, and the ideal session is always with a SP that, at a minimum, enjoys my company. If she actually does get into the experience and is turned on by me, then that is absolutely wonderful. Porthos

For me it just makes the experience all that much the better if it is mutual enjoyment and it usually, no almost ALWAYS is (unless I am dog tired or have something else going on or the SP does, everyone has an off day). Either that or there are some dam fine actors out there :) And I'd feel bad if I didn't make the SP feel good. It's never ever just about me. I'd feel bad if it was. In fact, if an SP gets a little selfish we (well at least me but I'm sure I speak for others) are very pleased. Yeah, I'll even go so far as to admit the truth, makes me feel more like a man to know I got it just right. An encounter that is all about me, no, not anywhere as interesting or enjoyable, not even appealing.

1. A little bit more than bisexual, perhaps ;) It's escorting that helped me rediscover how amazing sex with men can be when you're with someone kind, gentle, loving, and who listens and appreciates your body in a meaningful way. For a long time I thought that was only possible with women, but I think that's because men my age are immature lovers. I've almost exclusively dated women in my personal life, but escorting has been a great way for me to explore my sexuality with men. 2. I only offer full-service and fully-interactive duos with one person, and it's because I like her. Marketing was involved, sure... --coughs--... but I also just wanted to get into her pants? I think that's legit right? --laughs-- 3. My choice of a duo partner was a pretty organic process. I would only offer duos with someone I was genuinely attracted to which means I don't necessarily 'look'. Of course chemistry is important with the 'third leg', but that's the case with non-duo appointments too... :) sometimes there's chemistry, and there are repeat visits, and sometimes there isn't (although more rarely). That's why I trust patrons to do their market research accordingly and be wise in their choice of who they see/don't see.