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I just want to offer up my congratulations to Peachy on her 1000th post! You contributions to CERB are greatly appreciated and respected by all. I look forward to your next 1000 posts gorgeous!!! :D

Which pill would you choose?

My own lush and lavish labia are very sensitive. No teeth please, just worship and enjoy them with your soft hungry tongue... I like you to gently and tenderly lick them like soft and sweet flower petals. Just like flower petals in the warm spring morning, they will slowly start to collect divine dew droplets and become ever so moist. Then I like an alternation between having them licked and gently sucked. Spread apart my sweet lips with your fingers ever so gingerly to reveal even more special surprises for you. Spread them... as wide as you can. Lick them top to bottom and take them entirely into your warm mouth again. Soon enough, you will give some attention to what is under these sweet enticing lips too. My succulent lips will start off for you as a delightful light rosy pink... then as you arouse me and continue to lick and suck them, they will slowly engorge and grow puffy into a deep flushed cherry red colour. You continue to passionately lick and suck... The blood is rushing all around my luscious lips which offer protection and stand on guard for my sweet juicy love hole which is now begging for you... The next move is yours...

This is an out of the blue question, but I need the opinions of ladies I have had encounters with. For this question, definitely a lady's opinion carries much weight. Obviously the ladies I have seen know what I look like. My question, should I keep my haircut as is (bald on top, hair on the sides) or would I look good completely bald (like Kojak LOL) I'm half ways thinking about getting it all cut off, but still not sure. But to the ladies I have seen, and who's opinions I respect, well it might just help my decision making BTW if you prefer to not answer publicly on the board I understand, please feel free to PM if you wish to be discrete. But either through post or PM, your opinion is appreciated Thanking You Very Much In Advance RG

Once your horizontal in bed, height is no longer a factor. You can slide up and down each others bodies to be wherever you want to be!

I am 5'9. I enjoy meeting with ladies in the range from 5' to 6'5". It puts a wide variety of enjoyment and angles of pleasure into 69 ;) don't you think ?

When you go all bald, it means you control the look, not your hair. I think amongst women, we can respect that. So you don't appear like a balding guy unhappy with the fact, you look like a take charge owning it kind of guy who won't let that look (bare on top with hair on the sides) define you. That's projects a sexy attitude. :)

The lady I would like to highlight as my Goddess today is a gorgeous, vibrant, intelligent, witty young lady with a rockin sense of humor :) and ohhhhhh how I do love her smile !!!! I banter with her on Twitter....she puts up with me I guess ;) she rocks ! and not if but when I pass through her neck of the woods I have to meet her !! I must I must I must !! Kerri Sussex Cerb: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=68352 Website : http://www.kerrisussex.com

I'm a strong tea kinda guy. I drink lots of Roiboos, and if I have the chance for it, I'll drink Irish Breakfast (the tea for coffee lovers, as someone described it). Roiboos has lots of health benefits too.

Having grown up in the UK, I have a strong affection for tea. It is a way of life, even during my time in the military we would stop for tea if we could. My personal favorite is Twinings Irish Breakfast tea. Wonderful stuff!!!

I like to wear heels and some shorter guys feel insecure whem your taller then him. I'd rather be able to look a man in the eye while I wear my hot heals then give them up. But a shorter guy that has no problem with my footwear is fine too :) as long as their nice :)

I'm not good for much these days, but I can cook! Lousy weather, so I made around 75 cabbage rolls....who can say compulsive!? Turned out great, my Roma spirit was happy!!!

I haven't met you either RG, but I agree with Soleil! Shave it all off. I can tell you from experience it will grow back if you hate it ;)

Just saw this thead....anywhoo I can't think of a reply so here is a .......true story Notch once told me this ... So Notch goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" he says. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor. Perhaps the Cerb SP lady doctors may need to take a look at ya Notch.....they may say..."Lose the chaps" !! ;)

Although I have never had the privilege of meeting you RG, I can tell you that bald is indeed beautiful. And guess what? The best part is that if you hate it, it grows back! ;)

never have met or know what you look like...but i would say go all bald, cleaner that way i think. can always just try it and have the grow back if you don't like it, the hair on the sides anyway :)

Emily you have just put a new meaning DATY. I am turned on ready to go.

What do you think of this one?

Would ya look like this ??? That would make you a bad bad man ;)

Hahaha. Awww, marriage ain't that bad. Wait, yes it is!!! Make sure she didn't mistake your balls for her bowling ball! LMAO!

I am beggining to think i resent my life with my first wife.........FREAKING RIGHT I DO!! Posted via Mobile Device

Well said! When two people get together for an intimate "encounter" all that should matter is the time spent together. It's a fantasy. Don't spoil it with reality!

I hope everything works out for you but will you be able to get married and live with what you are going through? If not, delay the wedding and consult a counsellor for both addictions. BTW, not judging because no one here is perfect and we all do things for a reason. And I am in no position to judge. Here's the thing.. Can you live with this secret if you do get married? And ask yourself why you originally sought out this lifestyle? Was it an escape from being unhappy? What are you REALLY running away from? Dancers and gambling don't lead the path of a happy life unless you already enjoy life and have things in check. Find thee answers and the truth shall set you free.

The first question I have to ask which you have NOT cared to provide a specific answer to is WHY you are asking these questions? And why do you feel the need to know? Are you a journalist? Are you writing a book and need material? Or do you just have guilt issues with seeing SPs who are in relationships and/or those who have children? With the personal questions you are asking on an internet forum and SPs here not wanting to answer, why would she tell you point blank when asked in person? With the way you are acting right now, I would be scared too if I were the SP that you visit! And just to speculate here, if she felt open enough with you to tell you the truth about her life, she would have told you little details here and there. It's only natural when you feel comfortable in someone's company. Obviously there are reasons why she hasn't. She very may well see you as a threat. I've had one client in particular trying to do this as even went as so far to get my license plate but I really don't care. Equally important, I know enough pertinent details about him and I stopped seeing him because of certain tendancies like this. No escort likes secret agent/creep/stalker clients who feel that it's their mission to find out everything about them because they happen to take a liking to them. SPs definitely can get vibes from clients and feel them out. I have clients that I don't feel threatened by and they know a few things about my personal life. Others know nothing so what does that tell you? I am also not dating these men so this info is out of bounds if I don't care to share it. And this is where the line is drawn in the sand. I am under no obligation to disclose my personal details. And your job is very different than mine where you do the opportunity if you choose to be open with coworkers/clients about yourself. And why would an SP send you a PM with her personal private details instead of posting it here? And please don't send me a PM. Why would she even give you that info? It is posts like this that make a lot of SPs use cover stories and alot of reasons why we are viewed as being dishonest instead of being able to be ourselves. We do not post details about our private lives if we don't want to because it doesn't apply to the service we're offering. We're providing a fantasy and real life relationships and children basically ruin this fantasy. And we don't want to be put in an uncomfortable postion either. No one wants to hear how many kids you have when you're in the middle of something hot and heavy. The SPs that are professionals know NOT to do this. I really don't think you're going to get the answers you're looking for from SPs here or the SPs you see. And yes, your questions are inappropriate whether you'd like to believe it or not. This is one of the rules of etiquette in this business and the info you're looking for again is on a need to know basis. I don't need to know if clients are married, how many children they have, etc and vice versa. As long as I provide a good service, they have a good time and I get paid is all that is really important. This is the way this business works. Educating yourself on the protocol of a business that demands discretion can go a long way. )

That's as appropriate a question to ask as it would be for SP/MA to ask about guys' social/dating/married life on CERB and how seeing escorts affects it. Some things aren't asked in public, it's rude RG

I'm sure these questions were put out there with innocent intentions and with simply curiosity in mind. But they can be easily perceived as rather intrusive. I have had SP's volunteer this kind of personal info to me, but as Cleo says, only after a mutual trust and friendship had been built over time. And when I say they volunteered the info I mean exactly that. I did NOT ask for it. If I were to make a point of asking for this kind of personal info, IMO, that would be stepping over a line and would potentially damage the solid, trusting SP/Client relationship which both parties have worked hard to establish over time. Long story short....if the ladies wanted everyone on cerb to know this kind of info about their personal lives...it would be included in their ads.

Funny, but true. Whatever journey exists beyond this hydrous bag of cells, we traverse it alone. My God would approve of my visits, as they are mutually beneficial and rewarding and generally positive. My God accepts the human experience for what it is and gains wisdom from it. Kinda like the Hindus; we live our lives, hopefully do more good than bad, hang with God for a while and share the experience, then get shot back to some world somewhere and repeat it all over again and again and again. That or we just exist in some simulation somewhere and once the plug is pulled that's it. Who the hell knows! :) Either way, any way, this whole world is temporary, so f----king enjoy it while you're here! :) Wine and women, boys, wine and women! Not jaded; just trying to detach myself from attachment. They say it brings enlightenment, although I'd argue enlightment comes in a 750ml bottle and a 120 pound brunette! :) Perhaps some souls do collide repeatedly lifetime after lifetime and are meant to be together for eternity, who knows. I almost became a closet Hare Krishna like George Harrison, but that would violate one of my fundamental tenets, that all religion is bullshit. And besides, they sing and dance around on the waterfront like damn fools and that ain't my style. Also, no religion's going to tell me I can't have a rare and thick T-bone steak (local free range, not XL Foods); I find nothing wrong with occasional carnivorism as long as one gives thanks for the flesh and prays for the animal's soul, "Oh God! This steak is f------ing great! Thanks and God Bless that cow!" My God also appreciates the word "F----k". :)

Coming home to Charlie!{my puppy}

My pick for goddess of the day is the lovely and down to earth Emma. I had the pleasure of dining with her last week and she is just as sweet and nice as I had imagined!!