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Not sure what it says about me that both times I've read this thread title I've mistakenly read it as 'Your inner greek'....ha! I'm not even an 'inner' geek. I'm an all-out geek. I just now asked one of my best friends to come over for a board-game night this weekend. At one point, we'll surely put the board games away and play a bit of DDR. Ahhhh, good times.

I believe that every one has their "inner geek" so to speak. whether you love sci-fi or or computers. Lol or like me and absolutely making things sparkly and pretty with emoticons :) I also like video games. A few weeks ago I was hooked to one called Lollipop chainsaw. It's purposely made to be cheesy. You're character is a cheerleader on her 18th birthday and Zombies have taken over you you're mowing them down with a chainsaw. Call Of Duty Black Ops 2 has reacently hit my ps3 :) it makes my inner Gamer Geek Happy :D

Settlers of Catan anyone?

Free doesn't always mean good. And my personal partners aren't always available either. I can do my nails for free too, but sometimes you just want a professional. ;)

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While sitting on the couch playing on the computer, my newly-adopted dog (a ten-year-old pug!), climbed onto the couch cushion and rested his head on my shoulder. CUTEST!!!!

Since most of the big ones have already been said, I'm going to add: The idea that sex workers are bad parents, or that they can't be around kids (eg. as teachers) if they've had a past in the sex industry.

Actually... it's better to brush your teeth well before you meet someone, and then use mouthwash and/or gum closer to the time. The reason for this is that brushing (and flossing) can cause small abrasions in your gums (or larger holes, if your gums aren't in good shape), and that can lead to a risk of transmitting unpleasant things if you go down on someone when you've just brushed your teeth. So: brush a couple of hours in advance, and from then on mouthwash is your friend. That's never occurred to me! I imagine that it would sting like hell, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't try it... :icon_eek:

I agree 100 percent. Inner Geeks exist in us all! Let 'em out! :) My geek is pinballing ;) ..... and like Serena....i am an emoticon overloader! :) Giddy Up ;)

For me, I did not know what to expect when I started visiting escorts. I think that the fact that I have to sneak out of home and sneak into an incall and then back home again made me think that this was perhaps entering the underbelly of society. Nothing could be further from the truth. That side of society is out there, bit a minimum of research ensures avoidance. I do tend to stick with the ladies of CERB and have not regretted that decision. Whether I interact with them on this forum much or not, I watch their interaction with others and that provides me with an insight into their personality....huge for compatibility. I have been invited into hotel rooms, apartments, and private homes and have never been disappointed with the visit. If they are acting, they are doing it very well, because genuine enjoyment is hard to fake. Either personalities mesh or they do not. A visit with a professional escort is a no bs adventure in pleasure......100 times less fraught with peril than an affair. One other thing.......if anyone has a chance to attend a CERB social, I highly recommend it. I was an attendee in Halifax and got to meet, talk to, and observe my fellow guests. Meeting these ladies (and gentlemen) in a social setting was really a highlight for me.

A big misconception is that we don't pay taxes and are part of the "underbelly" of society. In general anything negative about a person is usually attributed to someone who is in this business-lifestyle- a preconceived notion for many. Unfortunately many people will continue to think negativly about this profession-lifestyle until someone in government has the balls to completely legalize it, allowing it to be treated like any other business. It should be understood that any business has and is run by people- good and bad. There are doctors, lawyers, CEO's, CFO's, judges, people in all professions that abuse drugs, cheat, shirk the tax man, yet anytime someone is involved in the "sex" industry red flags arise and misconceptions are made. For those who openly admit to this being their occupation continue to represent yourselves as the ladies and gentlemen that you are, eventually and hopefully it will be yourselves that dispel all those misconceptions. After all, if we hold ourselves to higher standards it will be hard for others not to.

What is in your opinion the biggest misconception the general public has of this industry?

Just kidding! But I did recently have the great pleasure of meeting the lovely Nikki Thomas and of being interviewed on her show 'Sex, Brains and Money'. Hope you like it!

So I was out at the mall shopping today and standing in the checkout line I overheard some woman chatting behind me that there is a new company taking over the Acadian Bus Lines trips is this true or was my nosiness all for nothing lol..

I don't go to SCs too often anymore after starting to see SPs. Having said that they certainly have their place in the world of sensuality. As well I've met some very sexy dancers who I just have to make exceptions for. In relation to services I never go in 'expecting' anything other than a nice dance. I provide all women I meet the utmost respect of whatever limits they may have. I let them know if I'm enjoying my time and have further interests...but keep it respectful. And in particular in a CR I view it as their surroundings and they are in control of what does or doesn't happen.

A belated but on going highlight. Two of my kids were home last weekend and will not be back until just before Christmas. They asked if they could put up my Christmas decorations since they have not done it for years. So, my house is fully decorated except for the real tree that we will get when they come for Christmas. Looks kind of nice in here. :) My outside lights are ready to turn on for December 1st.

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I shake my head every time I see SP's posting photos that are poorly lit or totally unflattering. Being a photographer myself, I wonder how offering photography services would be met? I certainly don't want to offend anyone.

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And to add to Berlin's post, that gentlemen who see ladies are also bad parents (or uncles in my case) I have a nephew I love, and being in this lifestyle doesn't affect my relationship with my nine year old nephew at all RG

As an SP, I have guys who want to turn it into a "friend" thing which I have no interest in. I always get the "You have the whole package" speech ( I'm a modest person so I don't think I'm the whole package) and I just laugh. Usually they only see certain sides and not me as a person day to day. I'm not interested in that. If I were to hire someone, I'm paying them to do what I want and most importantly leave afterwards with no strings attached. With free sex, there is ALWAYS something attached to it and I don't want guys calling me on my personal time. I don't have time for that.

A bunch of different kitchen utensils and pots and pans.

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Except that I think the very popular Barb's dancer is even better looking. :)

I see what you mean C_H......there really is a fairly striking resemblance....especially when MB has her hair blonde and when the "very popular" dancer in question had hers straight(er).

I thought half the point of an agency (from a SP's point of view) was to have someone to take bookings while she's with a client? Doesn't it completely defeat their purpose if they don't answer the phone? Or am I missing something?

Another misconception is that this is somehow an immoral, unethical activity. It is a mutually beneficial lifestyle. It is uncomplicated no strings no drama fun, not to mention it fulfills a real human need, physical intimacy. Yes, friendships can develop, but love stays out of it, meaning at an emotional level, risks to relationships shouldn't happen, as long as discretion is excercised How does that compare to "civilian" life where affairs take place. Not only sexual infidelity, but emotional infidelity too. And much more risk to damage/destroy existing relationships than seeing escorts. Also, I've, at work, seen a lot of female co-workers who have "accidental" pregnancies after a hook up (one night stand). My point, escorts are far more religious about safe sex than a lot of women and men in "civilian" life. Kinda goes against the stereotype about seeing escorts is high risk for STD/STI Some ramblings from a guy who has met many ladies in this lifestyle who are class acts that have enriched my life RG

Using the same finger for both anal and pussy play....with no handwash in between :shock:

Outdoor Christmas decorations and enough extension cords to go with them.

Personally, I've paid for it before. It's totally worth it when you don't want to worry about what's going to happen after, intentions, feelings, etc. And especially, as a woman, when you want an encounter that's going to take your needs into account, which so often does not happen in a one-night stand or a fling. http://ladyluck-thecompanionista.blogspot.ca/?zx=4891fa209a38698 This is a blog about straight male companionship from the female point of view.

Just about two months ago I had cataract surgery on one of my eyes. today I got new glasses, can see properly again, and don't have to use those clunky shades worn over the old ones.

Easy ... First One is LEGAL: Most people in Canada think prostitution in Canada is illegal. It is actually perfectly legal (if you follow the law correctly). It is not a "gray" area either... if done in private (not in a bawdy house IE. Regular place of prostitution) like a hotel room or out call to the guys house... with no public solicitation with someone over 18 and no one other then the lady herself is making money from the call... it's completely legal here in Canada. People need to stop watching American TV and thinking we follow some sort of American law! Second: Drugs. People assume that all ladies in this industry serious drug addicts and are in it to support drug habits. I have never met a serious drug addict who owns a computer - let along uses one. Third: STI/STD's Probably 100 times more safe with a pro who uses condoms as opposed to the girl you picked up drunk in the bar and "took a uncovered chance with!" most of the ladies practice safe sex as being sick with a sti/std is not good for business!! Fourth: Pimps and forced prostitution Steetwalkers and escorts are often grouped into the same group. Not the same! Fifth: Ladies taken advantage of. Often people think this is done against the ladies will or she is being taken advantage of...

Well I am sure you are not the only guy looking forward to this movie... but you are one of the few brave enough to admit it. I am really looking forward to the last Twilight movie. It will feature the war between the clans. I think it will be the best movie of the series. Cheers, Jane in Kingston

Nice to see some members are already taking advantage of this new feature.

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I have a dildo that I call Edward. It sparkle and will stay cold two hours if you put in the freezer. That,s the extend that I like Twilight. Twilight started 50 shades of Grey. They should have stayed as fanfiction. Not books or movies

lol how but having to pay for a cab cause the city transit is locked out til 2013 Additional Comments: greedy bus driving bastards lol. they already make 50k Additional Comments: ya I need a car walking in the winter time is for the birds.....well penguins I guess

I would think this would be obvious to anyone on CERB: I can't decide which SP to see!!!

Summer, thanks for the follow up. I'm not sure I still understand the reason to walkaway from the source of 95 percent of your income or that agencies are the problem because there are actually more indy ads every 12 hours , the escort agencies don't actually post multiple ads here outside of the 2 per day, to the best of my knowledge there is only one Agency girl who has her own account, that is also a paid account merely because she works with an agent. Perhaps you might want to consider the day parts when you advertise as time frames maybe be more effective and targeted to your clientele. Participating in discussions and popping into the chat room and shoutbox periodically are also effective and free options for your consideration. The reality is right now things are slow in the capital, for everyone. With public service cuts in play and more looming, along with the usual summer slow down and the fact that economic confidence still has not bounced back has it's impact on all business, especially discretionary spending like entertainment. I'm not sure what the answer is but I certainly don't think not advertising on cerb is the answer. Hang in there ;)

I honestly would not stress about agencies taking up space, and that your ad is no longer visible on the first page...This reason would not affect your business and I will tell you why :) I have been in this business for a long while, and I can tell you first hand, men will look through multiple pages, not just the first ;) ...and they usually start where they left of last (date wise in ad sections) Also, GOOD clients, the ones us ladies always look forward to having...they usually tend to do a little research first, they don`t just choose an sp based on first see, first serve...they look around to ensure they choose who they want.