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I swear I will someday be able to post again in the highlights thread, but........ Got a text out of the blue from a dear friend in her mid-forties today. She and her husband are the best friends you could ask for..full of life, honest, and there for their friends. Looks like it's our turn to be there for them. She took a tumble this summer and broke both bones in her right leg and has had a slow, arduous recovery, but since she's in good shape, she healed well. However, she fell because she had a dizzy spell and has had headaches for the past year. You guessed right......diagnosed with a brain tumor yesterday. I have no idea what the near future holds and they live 70 miles away. I have to go visit, but do they want company? Somehow I have to show them how much they both mean to me, but this is going to take some figuring out. Love and support without being intrusive.

I've been told often by men that I look like barbara eden.

The whole Issue is that cerb was created to get away from the negatives supported by other sites. It is not acceptable to bring another site's bs here. If a fight or act of redemption is deemed necessary, do it at the source! Airing dirty laundry in any way shape or form is not allowed here. God forbid that should change.

I have to admit.....I was super embarrassed when i first received the new $20's.... Cuz I laughed.....thinking it was a joke.....like play money. I was looking at it like wtf?! Then I remembered the other new bills (50's,100's)...... Ooopsie. Too Funny. Ish. ;)

Did you maybe think to post your post of support on this other site, instead of posting it on here where it really has nothing to do with this supposed post about her listed elsewhere

yup...right out of left field comes the antlerman with another well overdue....sillyness.... Now this should be kinda fun.... pick a new name that would work well for a CERB name......but it has to have a slogan from a commercial...in fact it has to be a product from a commercial.... Here is an example...... "Crest White Strips" Life opens up when you do........ or "Maxwell House" Good to the last drop............ hehehehehehe......

Almost everyday someone tells me I look like Kirsten Dunst.

I have an uncanny knack for saying exactly the wrong thing :(

al gore invented it....lol.

i look like the great just kidding i've never been compared to any one

Most often people have said I looked like Bruce Willies. Years ago I was told on a few occasions that I looked like Mickey Rourke from his "9 1/2 Weeks" era. And lately I had a few people mention Anderson Cooper, a chubby Anderson Cooper but that's just because of the white hair! If only I had some of the women and money to go with the resemblance!:icon_biggrin:

Phaedrus, Maybe if you post pictures of yourself in your underwear and invite your friends you might get something started. Or you may lose friends. Never seen you in your underwear, so I can't guess which is most likely.

Perhaps CERB is not the appropriate place to discuss what is happening on other boards/sites? There is a thread in the general discussion named Airing out the dirty laundry on cerb - Not permitted (Stalkers, tiffs, etc...).

As I approach my 50th I was wondering the other day what are an SP's thoughts on when a hobbiest like myself should consider packing it in so to speak. I believe a man in his 50's just like a woman of the same age can still be quite attractive and sexy in their own right. I have also found being with a more mature SP can lead to a better encounter sometimes because of their experience and the fact they know how to handle themselves in a more professional way. Now in no way am I meaning to imply that a younger SP can't deliver every bit as good as an experience as a more mature lady and lucky for us here on Cerb we have the best of both worlds. So my question really has two sides to the coin A: When should a hobbiest "retire" B: When should an SP "retire ' My two cents are if I'm still enjoying it and not repulsing my date I'm good to go...and if the SP I'm with is still turning me on then it's all good What are your thoughts?

Georgiana Sweet! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=65585 I finally had the chance to meet her this past Monday for breakfast during my trip to Ottawa and damn...why did I wait this long? (right I moved...)She is beautiful,has amazing boobs, witty ,intelligent,passionate and have awesome boobs ( I swear I wasn't staring at them...go with that) Can't wait to see you again Gia!

Good old fashioned roast beef and yorkshire pudding with baked sweet potatoes and broccoli and cauliflower in a cheese sauce ! served with a nice chilean carmenere

You just want to play with Siri I think :P

I am with telus also and I have this problem...Sometime I don'T receive calls or text...or something I receive 4 texts at the same time

If you do change providers, you should be able to port your number to the new provider. No need to change the number.

I never saw that before you said it. Now I can't stop seeing it. Except you have better teeth.

I have been told that I looked like Bobby Darin. Unfortunatley he died at a young age. I was in Pureto Rico and this girl came up to me and said you look like Bobby Darin. Ever since I was a teenager I was getting those comments.

I like it, I love the colours and think the new bills will last much longer than the old dirty paper ones. However, machines need to be updated in order to accomodate the new bills - I tried using a new twenty at an automated grocery teller and it wouldn't accept it.

I'd crawl over broken glass to have a piece of Christian Bale!

I used to get these 3 all the time when I was younger but I don't look like anyone anymore since my nose job.lol. It totally changed my face. Anna Kournikova Tiffani Amber Theissen Guess who this is? lol Sarah Michell Gellar

Bump, cause I feel bad for the ladies since us men have the boobies, fripple, generic that's so hot, and abs threads. So to kick start this back Cause at 60, I want to be that bad-ass

I thoroughly wish that no one responded...either for or against as this is NOT a cerb related issue

Actually, I hadn't insulted Berlin (who obviously has me blocked) yet, but she may find what I have to say now insulting. At least at this moment. She seems to me to be an intelligent young woman. I'm thinking she may one day mature to the point of being able to separate reality from wishful thinking and histrionics. Then perhaps she'll understand what I'm trying to say. It does us no service to lash out at communities that are fed up with street prostitution, shaming them and especially accusing them of being complicit in violence against streetwalkers. If you ask them how best to keep streetwalkers safe, they will tell you "get them off the streets." Don't believe me? Ask them. And I happen to agree with them. I don't see how you can make streetwalking safe. As for jumping on a high horse about nuisance, it's obvious some of our fearless activist SPs (who have decided to speak for all of us) have never worked in situations where morality was the trigger for law enforcement. In our present situation in Canada, in most places, if you're out of sight, you're out of mind. Consenting adults can pretty much do as they please in private. But I've worked places where there were cops dedicated full time to ferreting out prostitutes and their customers, no matter how they worked, simply on the basis of enforcing morality. I've worked in places where the cops would bust an SP and get her to turn on her customers, and vice versa. You want to change the laws? Be careful what you wish for. I find it interesting that no one has answered my points about how we should equate their arguments to things like drunk driving, speeding, littering, parking wherever one damned well pleases. You can say that there's always been street prostitution. The same argument goes for community complaints and the sweeps they trigger. I do worry about streetwalkers, and I don't for a minute believe anyone who puts herself on the street is going to be safer just because she can do it with impunity. Count me among those who prays these girls get busted before they get hurt, because as awful as getting busted might be, that's not the worst thing that can happen to them out there. I'll admit, there might be a better alternative to busting them, but that alternative must involve getting them off the streets. Prostitution isn't the problem. Streetwalking is the problem.

I could opt for KFC -- "Finger lickin' good!"

Going and going is Energizer bunny, I believe. Duracell is copper top. How about: Nintendo, Born to play. Additional Comments: Name might be odd but slogan works: Statefarm, you're in good hands.

Subway, "eat fresh" and "$5 foot long". Duracell, "Keep going and going"

People jaywalking on dark streets wearing dark clothing at night. OK, I know Goth is cool with some people, but the number of people wearing all dark at night in the street is amazing. Rick Mercer's Rant this week was on just this topic. Yeah, I know, I dress in a dark suit with a dark coat but I'm the one driving, not the one in the street!

Yes and no. One needs to set aside funds until there is enough for entertainment of their choice. At the end, it's about how one manages his hard earned money.

I really don't think it has ever been a religious thing. Just groups that happen to be from a certain background. The commander of the Munich massacre came from a Jewish Christian family, and a good number of Palestinians are Christian. I think it's been framed to be a Jewish Muslim conflict to simplify matters, as well as rile up support on either side. I don't see a resolution in the next 10 or 15 years. On one side (Israeli), the official demands are: To be recognized as a state To have all the settlements as the exist now and to allow for natural growth For Palestinians, it gets more complicated There are some that will only talk to Israel if the latter is willing to accept the 1967 borders, and in turn remove all settlements beyond the line Some want to go back to the 1948 borders at the creation of Israel And some will not accept Israel under any circumstance, and want things to go back prior to the 1940s when Israel does not exist. You have the Fatah and Hamas on the Palestinian side, and depending on your view, that means the two parties in power over their respective areas are moderate and extreme, or extreme and very extreme. You have governments in Israel going farther to the right since Rabin. And when an agreement was made, Rabin was assassinated by someone on the far right. Then as far as the youth go, which has been mentioned by some here, I believe are getting more entrenched in their parents' hatred of the other side. The Arab Spring consisted of Arabs being angry at one of their own. But many leaders invent up a fake enemy (sometimes a real one comes along), and it's citizens are united. The only division is how hated is the enemy. Arab youth, especially ones in Gaza know that the reason they can't leave is because of a blockade. They have grown up to believe it is Israel's fault, and they do not have access to the resources citizens in countries of the Arab Spring had. Israelis fear for their lives every time an alarm is sounded of indicating yet another rocket attack. And then there is Jerusalem. Once a wholly (as of the 20th century on-wards) Muslim controlled city, followed by the British, then in the Palestinian side, then after the 6 Day War, incorporated in Israel and proclaimed the capital, unloading a whole shit storm of new hate from the Palestine side. You have a limited number of countries who actually put their embassies there, while most remain in Tel Aviv. Go back beyond the 20th Century, and Jerusalem has gone from one control to another so many times, it becomes dizzying trying to recollect the order. The biggest problem? (In my humble opinion that is) It's not the borders. It's the pain and suffering on both sides. Imagine someone you absolutely love, a mother, father, significant other being killed by a drunk driver or murderer. Some are able to forgive that person, a lot don't. But the slightest bit of silver lining in that incredibly dark cloud is that you probably have other friends and family that can get you through this. Now imagine they are going through the exact same thing as you. Everyone you know feels the loss you are, and you know that in time, the only guarantee is that more are going to die. My bet goes to the Koreas uniting before there is peace here. (I'd like/hope to be wrong) And pictures, cause eyes Proposed partition plan, 1947 ------From a pro-Palestinian website------ 1946- They believe that the entire thing less some land is theirs UN Plan - second one from the left Israel wins the war at the formation of Israel, wins (legally or illegally) land from Arab opponents Picture on the right - More or less the state of things now

JustJack, I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but RG is a well-liked and much-respected member of CERB. If you don't appreciate his posts, that's fine; nobody's forcing you to read them. But please rest assured that snarky comments like the one you've just made will not change anyone else's opinion of RG's worth; they may well, however, change people's opinion of yours.

Now I have been asked to leave clubs before for being a bad girl, this leads me to believe we will be no better in our old age. New problems now to deal with, who will keep us perverts in an old age home? We will start a national chain retirement home for cerb ladies and gentlemen. I have been looking for a project. :)

I guess I just do not agree that street prostitution in and of itself causes problems. I think that street drug use, street gangs, street alcoholics, street homeless beggars, and street drug selling causes more problems, and has more of a social impact on the neighbourhood than a couple of ladies standing on a corner waiting for a ride. I think that, if you check the links regarding SW interviews, that the SWs receive far more problems from doing it (as in having garbage thrown at them by passing cars, along with insults, and along with the occasional bad date) than the neighbourhood suffers from them being there. For the past 30 years public solicitation has been illegal and LE has had the full force of the law behind them to crack down on SWs and their clients. And yet year after year, and sting after sting, and charge after charge, they are still out there. Because it doesn't work, none of those laws 'work'. None of those laws will ever work. It's time to use a harm reduction and real alternative solution to what people perceive to be the problem with SWs and their clients. Their clients are no more or less likely to be violent or problematic than an indoor workers clients, but the indoor worker has the benefit of being in a safe place when she answers the call, she has the benefit of talking to the guy prior to being in close contact with him, and she has the privileged position of just saying no. By the time most SWs are in a position of finding even half of that out about their clients, they have already driven away with them. The public solicitation laws and the enforcement and push back of the SWs has increased their danger, and increased the illusion the public has that they are not worthy. One thing Swedish SWs say is that due to the criminalization of their clients that they face far more risks in the work than before. That is a hard line crack down approach: reduced the clients in great numbers. But the SWs are still there, now working under a lot more duress and stress and much more vulnerable, and that is the result of the crack down laws. Before the crackdown laws the ladies had time to size up a client, they don't have that option now. And keeping in mind that a major number of SWs have other issues that drive them, like mental illness or addictions. After many years of being pushed around and charged and arrested by LE, that is the last place they go to when in trouble. These ladies don't have celphones and computers, and they don't have a place to bring clients (well, there are a couple of places now set up in Vancouver that does allow that by simply not forbidding it), and car dates really are their only solution. These are not the women guys are calling up to come and do an outcall to their hotel or home, and even if they did, these women would have no means of getting there anyway. We are talking about the 20-40 dates, not 200-400 :)

The Timmies near my place is under construction...no drive thru.

Just thought I'd chime in here with something not terribly related, but kind of. Instead of coffee, make a daily hot morning drink from water, 2 tablespoons Navitas raw cocoa and two tablespoons Navitas gelatinized Maca root powder. Let it boil for a few minutes, it gets nice and thick due to the starch in the Maca. I'll bet you'll throw away the Vitamin V ;)

I do incalls 95% of the time and I always have a shower when I arrive whether I actually need to or not - on occasion even after the SP has said it wasn't necessary. I think it serves to boost my confidence and the confidence of the SP. It also serves as an indication that I am concerned about this aspect of our encounter and I am determined to get it right.

Pizza hut has ads for a hotdog-stuffed pizza .... GRease and sodium galore.

Another Goddess for today. I'd like to propose the lovely, sweet, and oh so sexy Penelope Davis. As we all know, Penelope hasn't been as active on the board over the last few months as she has been busy attending to other things. I'm sure others would agree, she has been missed. I certainly know I've missed her. So to Ms. Penelope ... a lovely creature of the angels. She's in our hearts and thoughts, and I know we're all sending her our very best wishes.

...is... Amelia! She's a very talented MA. She's lots of fun to be with. She's sexy as hell. Her posts on here are always worth reading. What more do you want? Another pic, you want? Okay, that I can do...

I've been away for a while (very busy with work and life) and just going back through and catching up on some conversations, and this one caught my eye. I just wanted to comment that strap on play can be, I believe, either bdsm or more so-called mainstream fetish in nature. I have experienced it twice, and both in bdsm sessions. In that context, it was part of a wider scene that included the more accepted aspects of bondage, discipline and sado-masochism. It was delivered in a more forceful way and there was the exciting feel that I wasn't in control, that I was being "taken" and at the whim of the provider. In both cases there was bondage involved, which heightened that feeling. I thoroughly enjoyed those, and hope to do it again (soon!). Recently, I have been fantasizing about a different kind of strap-on play that would be much more sensual and sexual in nature. The idea of being with a beautiful, sexual woman, and all that normally involves, but for me to be the receiver of the penetration, is extremely arousing to me. That's one I haven't experienced yet, but would love to!

Well, it's been far too long since I nominated a Goddess... so it seems appropriate to nominate someone I haven't seen for far too long: Jessica! Jessica was one of the first MAs I had the pleasure of seeing, and still one of the best. She's a beautiful person, inside and out. A moment, please, to reflect on this... Are you back? Good. And as an added bonus, she's willing to let things get extremely... messy, in the best possible way. I don't know who invented nuru massage, but I owe them a beer or three. Because... well, because this: Awesomeness. Very sexy awesomeness.

... okay it's not such a secret. I LOVE this lady. Whenever we speak, she makes me smile from ear to ear. When I see her pics, it makes my heart go pitter pat. When I met her, I KNEW that all of my thoughts about her were absolutely accurate. She is the one and only.... Dorinda Bloom http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=D&t=10304 Miss ya hun!!!! xoxox

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is Dorinda Bloom. Another lady I have yet to meet but is on my to meet list. Beautiful and a contributor to this community. Here's what some gentlemen have to say about Dorinda http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=D&t=10304 A Photo Of The Lovely Dorinda oh ok, a second pic RG

Today's goddess, for me, is Kyra Graves, who's just attained official goddess status too on cerb. Her posts are insightful and intelligent, and she's also a beauty!! She was the very first person to post a message of greeting on my profile page, and I've always remembered that. Here are some of her recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10403&highlight=Kyra Here are links to her albums: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3230 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=2038 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=257 And here's to Kyra!

Three new pics from Kyra Graves, looking awesome http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083

By a special request, I'm reposting the story that I had posted, then removed. Please enjoy this tale... again. _______________________________________________________ Pooner Diaries: Truth (originally posted 14 July 2011) I know you've been reading these stories for a while now. And by now, I imagine that you're probably wondering about me. Who I am. What it would be like to be with me in person. You want to know the truth. So you've been reading these stories, poring over every clue, every detail. Trying to put the pieces together, and to figure out who the feathered enigma behind them is. I'm going to break it to you gently. You won't find the truth in these tales. Looking for the truth on an escort review board is a search for the proverbial needle in the haystack, a pointless snipe hunt in the electronic age. For as this business is the fulfillment of fantasies, entertainment in the most intense sense, my tales are light fabrications of the sexy kind. Like my times with the ladies, my tales are meant to be enjoyed, savored, then forgotten. Till the next time. What's that you say? You're still curious? Well, perhaps I'll show you the truth sometime. You see, the truth could never be anything I could say, or anything I could do in these words here. You might glimpse a glimmer of truth in an animated discussion over coffee, unrestrained laughter as I tell a funny tale. Perhaps there will be a spark of truth in a quiet walk together down a tree-lined lane on a hot summer night as we near your home. The truth is in my fingertips on the back of your neck, my lips grazing your cheek as I move closer to whisper in your ear. The truth is in my hands stroking your hair as I gently kiss your lips, as if it were for the very first time. The truth is in our thrusts together, wild and free as we share our pleasure. The truth is in the little explosions we both have, where the world is lost to us for the briefest of moments where we are together but alone in our joy. And the truth is there when we lie together, skin cooling, our limbs twined together. The truth is there because it is when we are together I am bare to you. I will have no words to hide behind then. It is then that you see my face, hear my voice first hand. You'll see me naked. Not just because we are skin to skin, but also because you've looked into my eyes and peered into my soul. It is there that you'll find the truth you seek, and who I really am. And like art, you won't know what the truth is, but you'll know it when you see it. And I know you'll find it.