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I swear I will someday be able to post again in the highlights thread, but........ Got a text out of the blue from a dear friend in her mid-forties today. She and her husband are the best friends you could ask for..full of life, honest, and there for their friends. Looks like it's our turn to be there for them. She took a tumble this summer and broke both bones in her right leg and has had a slow, arduous recovery, but since she's in good shape, she healed well. However, she fell because she had a dizzy spell and has had headaches for the past year. You guessed right......diagnosed with a brain tumor yesterday. I have no idea what the near future holds and they live 70 miles away. I have to go visit, but do they want company? Somehow I have to show them how much they both mean to me, but this is going to take some figuring out. Love and support without being intrusive.

I've been told often by men that I look like barbara eden.

The whole Issue is that cerb was created to get away from the negatives supported by other sites. It is not acceptable to bring another site's bs here. If a fight or act of redemption is deemed necessary, do it at the source! Airing dirty laundry in any way shape or form is not allowed here. God forbid that should change.

I have to admit.....I was super embarrassed when i first received the new $20's.... Cuz I laughed.....thinking it was a joke.....like play money. I was looking at it like wtf?! Then I remembered the other new bills (50's,100's)...... Ooopsie. Too Funny. Ish. ;)

Did you maybe think to post your post of support on this other site, instead of posting it on here where it really has nothing to do with this supposed post about her listed elsewhere

yup...right out of left field comes the antlerman with another well overdue....sillyness.... Now this should be kinda fun.... pick a new name that would work well for a CERB name......but it has to have a slogan from a commercial...in fact it has to be a product from a commercial.... Here is an example...... "Crest White Strips" Life opens up when you do........ or "Maxwell House" Good to the last drop............ hehehehehehe......

Almost everyday someone tells me I look like Kirsten Dunst.

I have an uncanny knack for saying exactly the wrong thing :(

al gore invented it....lol.

i look like the great just kidding i've never been compared to any one

Most often people have said I looked like Bruce Willies. Years ago I was told on a few occasions that I looked like Mickey Rourke from his "9 1/2 Weeks" era. And lately I had a few people mention Anderson Cooper, a chubby Anderson Cooper but that's just because of the white hair! If only I had some of the women and money to go with the resemblance!:icon_biggrin:

Phaedrus, Maybe if you post pictures of yourself in your underwear and invite your friends you might get something started. Or you may lose friends. Never seen you in your underwear, so I can't guess which is most likely.

Perhaps CERB is not the appropriate place to discuss what is happening on other boards/sites? There is a thread in the general discussion named Airing out the dirty laundry on cerb - Not permitted (Stalkers, tiffs, etc...).

As I approach my 50th I was wondering the other day what are an SP's thoughts on when a hobbiest like myself should consider packing it in so to speak. I believe a man in his 50's just like a woman of the same age can still be quite attractive and sexy in their own right. I have also found being with a more mature SP can lead to a better encounter sometimes because of their experience and the fact they know how to handle themselves in a more professional way. Now in no way am I meaning to imply that a younger SP can't deliver every bit as good as an experience as a more mature lady and lucky for us here on Cerb we have the best of both worlds. So my question really has two sides to the coin A: When should a hobbiest "retire" B: When should an SP "retire ' My two cents are if I'm still enjoying it and not repulsing my date I'm good to go...and if the SP I'm with is still turning me on then it's all good What are your thoughts?

There are a number of things wrong with that article: speaking for sex workers, demonizing clients, wrongheaded john-shaming and rehabilitation campaigns, reinforcing the idea that sex workers are commodities to be bought and sold, etc. They seem have taken as a given that "it is not OK to buy sex" and then worked from there. I wish they had given some kind of justification for that premise so there could actually be the dialogue that they purport to want. It's hard to talk with someone when their starting position is "you're wrong and awful."

Georgiana Sweet! http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=65585 I finally had the chance to meet her this past Monday for breakfast during my trip to Ottawa and damn...why did I wait this long? (right I moved...)She is beautiful,has amazing boobs, witty ,intelligent,passionate and have awesome boobs ( I swear I wasn't staring at them...go with that) Can't wait to see you again Gia!

I am with telus also and I have this problem...Sometime I don'T receive calls or text...or something I receive 4 texts at the same time

If you do change providers, you should be able to port your number to the new provider. No need to change the number.

I never saw that before you said it. Now I can't stop seeing it. Except you have better teeth.

I have been told that I looked like Bobby Darin. Unfortunatley he died at a young age. I was in Pureto Rico and this girl came up to me and said you look like Bobby Darin. Ever since I was a teenager I was getting those comments.

I like it, I love the colours and think the new bills will last much longer than the old dirty paper ones. However, machines need to be updated in order to accomodate the new bills - I tried using a new twenty at an automated grocery teller and it wouldn't accept it.

I used to get these 3 all the time when I was younger but I don't look like anyone anymore since my nose job.lol. It totally changed my face. Anna Kournikova Tiffani Amber Theissen Guess who this is? lol Sarah Michell Gellar

I seem to get Bruce Willis on occasion or Billy Bob Thorton a few times too..... I don't see it but maybe I need a new mirror perhaps ....one with hair again, no wrinkles or no bags under the eyes ever ! lol

Whoever the lady wants me to look like...as log as the lights are off.

I will, somewhat self-aggrandizingly, go with a sixty-ish Jean-Louis Trintignant !? (Seen here in 1994 with the wonderful Irene Jacob)

MOD....please delete this thread. Case closed.

I thoroughly wish that no one responded...either for or against as this is NOT a cerb related issue

Going and going is Energizer bunny, I believe. Duracell is copper top. How about: Nintendo, Born to play. Additional Comments: Name might be odd but slogan works: Statefarm, you're in good hands.

Subway, "eat fresh" and "$5 foot long". Duracell, "Keep going and going"

People jaywalking on dark streets wearing dark clothing at night. OK, I know Goth is cool with some people, but the number of people wearing all dark at night in the street is amazing. Rick Mercer's Rant this week was on just this topic. Yeah, I know, I dress in a dark suit with a dark coat but I'm the one driving, not the one in the street!

I really don't think it has ever been a religious thing. Just groups that happen to be from a certain background. The commander of the Munich massacre came from a Jewish Christian family, and a good number of Palestinians are Christian. I think it's been framed to be a Jewish Muslim conflict to simplify matters, as well as rile up support on either side. I don't see a resolution in the next 10 or 15 years. On one side (Israeli), the official demands are: To be recognized as a state To have all the settlements as the exist now and to allow for natural growth For Palestinians, it gets more complicated There are some that will only talk to Israel if the latter is willing to accept the 1967 borders, and in turn remove all settlements beyond the line Some want to go back to the 1948 borders at the creation of Israel And some will not accept Israel under any circumstance, and want things to go back prior to the 1940s when Israel does not exist. You have the Fatah and Hamas on the Palestinian side, and depending on your view, that means the two parties in power over their respective areas are moderate and extreme, or extreme and very extreme. You have governments in Israel going farther to the right since Rabin. And when an agreement was made, Rabin was assassinated by someone on the far right. Then as far as the youth go, which has been mentioned by some here, I believe are getting more entrenched in their parents' hatred of the other side. The Arab Spring consisted of Arabs being angry at one of their own. But many leaders invent up a fake enemy (sometimes a real one comes along), and it's citizens are united. The only division is how hated is the enemy. Arab youth, especially ones in Gaza know that the reason they can't leave is because of a blockade. They have grown up to believe it is Israel's fault, and they do not have access to the resources citizens in countries of the Arab Spring had. Israelis fear for their lives every time an alarm is sounded of indicating yet another rocket attack. And then there is Jerusalem. Once a wholly (as of the 20th century on-wards) Muslim controlled city, followed by the British, then in the Palestinian side, then after the 6 Day War, incorporated in Israel and proclaimed the capital, unloading a whole shit storm of new hate from the Palestine side. You have a limited number of countries who actually put their embassies there, while most remain in Tel Aviv. Go back beyond the 20th Century, and Jerusalem has gone from one control to another so many times, it becomes dizzying trying to recollect the order. The biggest problem? (In my humble opinion that is) It's not the borders. It's the pain and suffering on both sides. Imagine someone you absolutely love, a mother, father, significant other being killed by a drunk driver or murderer. Some are able to forgive that person, a lot don't. But the slightest bit of silver lining in that incredibly dark cloud is that you probably have other friends and family that can get you through this. Now imagine they are going through the exact same thing as you. Everyone you know feels the loss you are, and you know that in time, the only guarantee is that more are going to die. My bet goes to the Koreas uniting before there is peace here. (I'd like/hope to be wrong) And pictures, cause eyes Proposed partition plan, 1947 ------From a pro-Palestinian website------ 1946- They believe that the entire thing less some land is theirs UN Plan - second one from the left Israel wins the war at the formation of Israel, wins (legally or illegally) land from Arab opponents Picture on the right - More or less the state of things now

JustJack, I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but RG is a well-liked and much-respected member of CERB. If you don't appreciate his posts, that's fine; nobody's forcing you to read them. But please rest assured that snarky comments like the one you've just made will not change anyone else's opinion of RG's worth; they may well, however, change people's opinion of yours.

Joys of self-employment. 3 employees already have left for greener pastures (that's actually almost a highlight), 2 more laid off, myself and my son and one employee left.......and my son is heading out west in two weeks. Holy moly.....time to start looking for more help.

I vaguely recall hearing that it started as a chat forum on EC, and became popular enough that it was spun off into a separate site. But that's about all I know, and I may be wrong. I'd be interested to find out too!

Now I have been asked to leave clubs before for being a bad girl, this leads me to believe we will be no better in our old age. New problems now to deal with, who will keep us perverts in an old age home? We will start a national chain retirement home for cerb ladies and gentlemen. I have been looking for a project. :)

The Timmies near my place is under construction...no drive thru.

Ok, I guess if I'm gonna have a shot at this I need to pull all the stops and give you ladies a Full Body Shot.

Wonderful idea! And then, when we hit rock bottom, we can demand the government bail us out. I think you don't understand our business. SPs who treat their customers the way most businesses today treat their customers wouldn't be in business long. My biggest lament in life is that I'm treated better when I'm making my money than when I'm spending it. And that's a very sad comment on business today. The thing is, you're mixing apples with oranges. Corporations are entities that exist for one purpose only: to make profits. But SPs are not corporations. We aren't doing this simply to make money, but to make livings. Perhaps you should consider that we know what we're doing.

I do incalls 95% of the time and I always have a shower when I arrive whether I actually need to or not - on occasion even after the SP has said it wasn't necessary. I think it serves to boost my confidence and the confidence of the SP. It also serves as an indication that I am concerned about this aspect of our encounter and I am determined to get it right.

Pizza hut has ads for a hotdog-stuffed pizza .... GRease and sodium galore.

Another Goddess for today. I'd like to propose the lovely, sweet, and oh so sexy Penelope Davis. As we all know, Penelope hasn't been as active on the board over the last few months as she has been busy attending to other things. I'm sure others would agree, she has been missed. I certainly know I've missed her. So to Ms. Penelope ... a lovely creature of the angels. She's in our hearts and thoughts, and I know we're all sending her our very best wishes.

Time for another goddess! Today... Georgiana! If you haven't met her, you can probably tell from her posts here how intelligent she is, and from her pics you can tell that she looks damn good in her underwear :) But she's also a lovely person, and a huge amount of fun to spend time with. Also, she's a very talented web designer. Her own site is lovely... but she's put together some fantastic websites for other CERB ladies, too.

I've been away for a while (very busy with work and life) and just going back through and catching up on some conversations, and this one caught my eye. I just wanted to comment that strap on play can be, I believe, either bdsm or more so-called mainstream fetish in nature. I have experienced it twice, and both in bdsm sessions. In that context, it was part of a wider scene that included the more accepted aspects of bondage, discipline and sado-masochism. It was delivered in a more forceful way and there was the exciting feel that I wasn't in control, that I was being "taken" and at the whim of the provider. In both cases there was bondage involved, which heightened that feeling. I thoroughly enjoyed those, and hope to do it again (soon!). Recently, I have been fantasizing about a different kind of strap-on play that would be much more sensual and sexual in nature. The idea of being with a beautiful, sexual woman, and all that normally involves, but for me to be the receiver of the penetration, is extremely arousing to me. That's one I haven't experienced yet, but would love to!

And of course Gabriella Laurence

My CERB Goddess Of The Day today is Dorinda Bloom. Another lady I have yet to meet but is on my to meet list. Beautiful and a contributor to this community. Here's what some gentlemen have to say about Dorinda http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=D&t=10304 A Photo Of The Lovely Dorinda oh ok, a second pic RG

Today's goddess, for me, is Kyra Graves, who's just attained official goddess status too on cerb. Her posts are insightful and intelligent, and she's also a beauty!! She was the very first person to post a message of greeting on my profile page, and I've always remembered that. Here are some of her recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=10403&highlight=Kyra Here are links to her albums: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=3230 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=2038 http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=257 And here's to Kyra!

I have two nominations actually. The first one is Peachy who has been nominated already by Piano. My second nomination goes to Annika Reilly, an angelic beauty with the sweetest smile and the most beautiful body I have ever encountered - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=92826 and here is what folks think about her - http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=34238&highlight=annika

Three new pics from Kyra Graves, looking awesome http://cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5083