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Good afternoon fellow Cerbites, Some of you may have noticed that I have not been very active, both in the forums or advertising for playdates. For the last year I have been suffering from a misbehaving back involving several disks and vertebrae. They figure this was probably something I did when I was younger. Like falling out of trees etc Anyway, I was hospitalized for over a month this summer. I cant remember the dates but I do know that I went in when it was being a crispy summer and came out to a lush green one. When I had to start cutting out activities that I enjoy (BDSM (too painful) and Golden Showers (the medications I'm on)), it became evident that if I cant give my all, I should pay attention to my health. Saying that, it is best that at this point I take a hiatus from all the fun, and focus on my health and getting better. I have already surprised them with the fact that my inner core muscle is a lot stronger than they thought it should be. I wasn't about to tell them why (sex strengthens the muscles in your mid section quite adequately), but I had a little smile on my face. Unfortunately for the time being I am going to be one horny woman, hopefully distracted with working hard at getting better so when I return I will be the "new and improved" Chanel. Complete with new pics, new toys and sexy new outfits. I am looking forward to that day, as I will miss you all terribly. So this is not goodbye, but just a "see you soon". Chanel

I'm a guy. Ima little boy. I like boy toys. I like things that fly. I like things that roll. I like things that trip. I like things that go beep. I like things that have lights. I like things that have colour. I like things that make lots of noise. I like things that I can build, shape, grow, befriend. I like things that roll and pause and vibrate and roll again. I'm such a child. Not afraid to fess-up. I love toys. I have a favour to ask of you all & who are able. I like to donate toys for girls and boys so they too can live in the moment of discovery, excitement, joy and imagination. Be a child for a small time...just, just for a moment if you can. Take a toy in hand and be curious. Handle the shapes, admire the colours, get lost in the space, share the imagination with a sister, brother, Mom, Dad maybe even a pet. Choose with care and think of an unknown child with whom you would like to share a holiday gift. Think of donating this holiday season within your own capacity. What kind of toys do you like?

My newest tattoo :) (It's of my dog, with a 'pug life' banner under his face. HA! I rule).

I would like to nominate the delightful AmeliaMA--for her brilliance, wit, and gorgeous sexy ass ;) Check her out here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=59857

He's getting tired of hearing it, but they tell Tom Selleck he resembles me. Time for one of us to lose the stache.

How has Cerb changed my life? That is an interesting question and in fact one a question that I ponder over on a very regular basis. I really cannot say that it has changed my life, however it has become an important part of my life over the past couple of years. I will be very shortly leaving Cerb behind, for a while, and at that point I may better be able to answer the question. What Cerb has brought me is a way of meeting women that is totally opposite to what one comes across in everyday life. Here when I meet a woman a sexual encounter is virtually guaranteed and the social/personal aspect is something that perhaps may develop. In my other world when one meets a woman one knows that a social/personal encounter is virtually guaranteed and that a sexual aspect is something that may develop. Two polar opposites. It is a lot easier in the Cerb world because I am so much more confident with my social skills than with my seduction skills!!! Has it changed my life? I think the answer has to be a yes because anything to which I have devoted as much time to as this has to have an affect on my life. It has a filled a void and whether that void will be filled outside of Cerb is yet to be determined, but truthfully, I think not. I know that I have met women that have accepted me exactly for who I am. I believe that for the most part the interactions have been honest and without judgement and I ever so much appreciate being a part of a world that does not require the games that are normally played in traditional relationships. It is very refreshing. Some of the women that I have met have helped me in more ways than probably some of them realize. Two years ago being a part of this world would have been the furthest thing from my mind and it was a world that I truly did not even know existed. What I thought that I knew about this lifestyle was shattered with the first woman that I met and I am still learning a great deal about this world and about myself as I navigate my way. The story is not yet done.

Is it horrible to love, and drool, over an energy efficient Japanese vehicle? This isn't entirely the point of the thread, but I love the Elantra by Hyundai. It's a simply car, yet attainable because it's within my price range, sexy, and (as much as cars can be) relatively energy efficient! When my shit-box of a car finally dies on me, I will get an Elantra.

A ban on Christmas music in the stores and malls till the 1st of December.....

Hi. I wanted to start this thread to tell people how Cerb has changed or affected my life and to hear other Member's stories also. I first came across cerb over two years ago. I began just be reading the faq's and stories and posting's of all the cerb members. It became a daily habit as there are a lot of interesting postings and wonder stories by the members. A lot of interesting readings and getting to know the wonderful women of cerb's by reading their smart, witty and funny ad's and postings. After about 6 month's of lurking I decided to meet my first SP. Still it took several of weeks of research and reading recommendations before I decided on my first SP. I am normally a shy guy with limited experience as I have been married for a while and have not been with a different woman for a long time. My first SP was wonderful and kind and took control when i told her that she was my first SP. It was a wonderful experience that got my hooked on hobbying. I saw a few more times then met my second SP, who I became friends with and have seen her many times also, and continue to whenever she visits Ottawa, since then I have had many new and wonderful experiences with MA's and a few more SP's that I have repeated with. All of my experiences have made me a more confident man, and have encouraged to me to look after myself more. It has given me the motivation to improve my health and my fitness. At this point in time I am in the best shape of my life and still improving. I have recently spent most of my nights on Chat now, meeting and chatting new friends in the chat rooms. and having fun. I continue to meet new women sometimes, but usually repeat with a few regulars now. I have been told that they have seen a big improvement in my confidence since they first met me. It must be spending all this time with sexy beautiful naked women. I am interested in meeting the women that post interesting comments and also the new friends that I have met on in the chat room's. I am constantly in awe at the way these women treat me. And am thankful that they treat me with kindness and loving ways. I am experiencing things that I would never have dreamed off in my younger days. Spending time with these awesome women are the stuff that dreams are made off. So again a toast to the wonderful women of Cerb. Thanks to the women I have met for the wonderful times that we have spent. And I hope to spend some time with some of the women of cerb that i have not met in the new year coming. Cerb has become a part of my life now. and has become a daily routine to read the post and chat with old friends and make new ones. Let's here some of your stories now :)

I was in Brandon and had the extreme privilege, pleasure, thrill, etc, to meet with Chrystal. click here for her CERB Profile Or check her website here: www.chrystalelitecompanion.com Let me tell you gentlemen, this women is AMAZING!!!!!!! She is coming to Winnpeg for the next couple of days, don't miss her! Wow! I am sitting in my room after my time with her, and my body is still vibrating, she offers everything on her website and she does it extremely well! So glad I made the time to meet this amazing lady.

The rain fell out of the night sky with a light tapping on the car's roof as I sat waiting. I looked at my watch. She was 20 minutes late. The car's windows were already fogging over, and I pulled the collar of my coat closer to ward off the fall chill. She never used to be late. Quite the contrary, in fact. She once was thrilled to see me. You could just tell. Once, she even texted me that I should come over early, whenever I was ready. And she pounced on me as soon as I came in the door. Knocking me off balance as we collapsed onto her hallway floor, her tongue probing my mouth, her fingers already nimbly plucking at my shirt buttons. By the time we finally made it to her bed, she was wow. Just wow. But that was a long time ago. I don't know when it changed, or why, but it had with time. The last time we met up, she was just going through the motions. I could see that her mind was already somewhere far away, that she was already thinking about something just over the horizon. And the last time I tried to see her, she didn't show up at all. Oh, she apologized profusely. But she told me that in a text and wouldn't take my call. I don't think she trusted her voice not to betray her real feelings. That's okay. I heard her actions speak louder and much more plainly than her words anyway. It was a late fall evening. The darkness was enshrouding me earlier and earlier every day. It was dark now, and she was leaving me too much time alone to think. I thought of the good old days, when it seemed like we could never get enough of each other. She made me feel like she was there for me and me alone. Yeah, I know that wasn't true. At least not in this silly business we're in. But I believed it then, in the deepest recesses of my heart. So many men, and so many of the ladies in this business think that this is all about simply fucking. You know, healthy exercise, something to put a spring in your step and a glow in your cheeks. Just sex. Nothing more. Don't get me wrong. I've rather grown partial to fucking. But for me, there's so much more. It's not just about fucking. I want to feel like I'm special. I need to feel wanted. I want to feel like I'm part of the human race, that I'm not an alien observer dropped onto this planet, trying to pass as normal. She used to do that for me, once. I felt alive in her arms. Whole. I looked at my watch. She's 45 minutes late now. I don't think she's going to show up. In an instant, my phone was in my hand, ready for me to type out a quick text. I looked down for a moment before tucking the phone back into my pocket. I don't think there's any point now. I don't think that she's ever going to make me feel special, ever again. I started my car, and the windows started to defog as the fans blew. I looked up at her apartment building. Years ago, a friend gave me some very good advice. It was to never feel sorry for what had passed, but feel joy for what you had the good fortune to have appreciated. And tomorrow, I'll move on, scan those ads. Read those reviews. Call a stranger. But tonight, I need to go home and get out of my nice clothes. I put my car in gear and drove away.

Larry Hagman dead at 81. He will be missed! http://o.canada.com/2012/11/26/larry-hagman-dead-at-81-portrayed-notorious-tv-villain-j-r-ewing/

Tonight I'm making a beef roast with baked sweet potato and potatoes. I may make gravy and maybe some carrots :)

I'm a French swearer

Hey Boys, I am pretty much recovered from the accident, so Im ready to work :-) Working tomorrow 9-4 and thurs 9-4. Please msg me or call the spa to book your sexy hot appt ;-) Also Thank you all for the kind words and support during this time. Cant wait to see you all:-) xoxo -Jordyn

I not only donate to many animal shelters I also give toys to charity at christmas. It's hard to imagine a child waking up on christmas with nothing under their tree. My favorite toys are ones that make noise, sing or dance, anything that will drive my dogs nuts, lol.

A music blog I follow had a post today that had the headline: "No CIM for me in 2012" To quote Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Chicken has been marinated for awhile....butter chicken with basmati rice and papadoms.

Acne. I am 24 years old and I still loads of acne. It is SO pissing me off that my skin is a disaster

good morning gents, my name is crystal, i am 5'9 brunette blue eyed bombshell I specialize in sensual relaxation massage nude, body slides and a finish that will blow your mind so come, melt in my hands i am avaliable 9-4 today start your week off right, with this sexy delight. SPECIALS THIS WEEK. and MY specials for inroom donation 20 dollars off all week------ Make sure to say you saw this ad for the special to apply ------ west end location , 5 star service, clean upscale spa

Yes, I remember fondly Friday night was a time to look forward to every week. His Ewing was someone everyone loved to hate in that show. I hate that particular grin in his face. He was one fine actor and very talented - he will be missed. RIP.

You should write a proper rec on her in the Brandon section, I am sure she would greatly appreciate that. Over time recs in general comment areas get lost, at least if it is in the Brandon Recommendation area other gentlemen will always be able to find it.

A Keurig coffee machine and a Salton Ice maker at Canadian Tires, Price matched and got them for less then half, great deals.

Sitting in a livingroom with 6 teenagers.......and every one of them has their damned smartphone in their hand and ........silence. LOL

I do believe that we are smarter today overall as a species. In my eyes the advancments in technology is proof of that. But at the same time the world population has exploded and the earth is filled with people that have been protected from "Darwins Law of Evolution" thus creating a world population that has a higher percentage of dumb people that have been reproducing. IMHO both theories have some merit.

finding charlie {my puppy} playing with a butt plug...It was hilarious...I was packing for a trip and when I left the room he decided to unpack...There he was throwing the butt plug in the air and running after it...I need a new one now...lol so cute but so bad..

Sorry to hear that, FalconHawk. I've found it quiet sometimes, but never unfriendly.

Any car of my choosing? LoL -- I love the car / auto sport industry ... so lets go from mild to wild. Affordable sport :) Subaru BRZ - Link - BRZ Midrange: Lotus Evora GTE ;) - Link - Evora Money's no limit :D --drool...-- Linky Lamborghini Aventador - --still droooling-- In reality ... i would love the previous generation Acura NSX :D

I might have griped about this before but wtf, people that spend 5 mins covering over their dogs poo with rocks or leaves when it would take seconds to bend over and pick it up in a poo bag!

I am approving this post however I would encourage anyone interested in participating to first contact the "The Laurentian University" and verify this is legit. I did not.

Although previously mentioned, there are no pics of her in this thread ... Now there is ;) This one is my favorites...but there are many, many other gorgeous pics of her in her albums, this album is my favorite : http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5507

My friend who was just diagnosed with a brain tumor stopped in home yesterday with her hubby and daughter........so effing good to give her a tight hug. She's in Halifax tonight to prepare for meeting with specialists tomorrow to find out what's what. She's so very upbeat........pissed off and ready to do battle. Her motto is "let's get it on". She has so many friends that if the power of positive thinking is real, she'll win. I do hope for the very best outcome.

As others have said, you shouldn't get this at a spa (which isn't the same as won't) and it definitely won't be discussed here, as it's still technically illegal according to the licenses the spas have. And yes, your best bet is to see a SP who also does massage. Cleo was a MA for a while and is now a SP, so she might be worth asking.

A CERB group hug to all our western Canadian members ... particularly our friends in Manitoba and Sask., where it's set to get very chilly tonight. You folks may need some hugs to stay warm!!!! And don't forget to plug your cars in!!!

Having spent a year living in St. John's I was very blessed to see some amazing ladies ... both local, and also the wonderful women that toured St. John's. Since moving back to southern Ontario, I've found that I've been a bit away from the tour route that many of my favorites tend to follow. I must say I've been missing them a great deal. The first lady I saw in St. John's, and who really "reintroduced" me to the hobby, was Emily Rushton. This is a woman who epitomizes the term goddess. She is stunningly beautiful and a genuinely wonderful person. Bright, smart, engaging, and, of course, oh so sensual. The image of Emily, waiting for me on the bed dressed in lingerie that deserves a place in the sensual lingerie thread, is something impressed on my memory forever. Emily has been mentioned many times in this thread, which to my mind, just confirms her status as a wonderful CERB goddess. She has many gorgeous pictures in her albums. But this one I find particularly beautiful.

Roast pork with baby potatoes and a medley of winter vegetables, homemade apple sauce, garden salad. Desert was vanilla bean ice creme with home canned peaches. They taste like they just came off the tree, and the syrup is fantastic over the ice creme!

I have a had a lot of people say that I resemble Elizabeth Montgomery but my dear sweet RG says Ann Margaret Finally someone compared me to a celeb that is a bit more recent but I see NO resemblance (the two above are close :)) Amy Adams

And the best farmer in Canada or so I heard ;) Mr. Cometman who has been having a few difficult days.

Although definitely a Goddess, this is another thank you to Ann Margaret, umm, I mean Meg For Fun for bringing us this fun thread as a way to honour the ladies from CERB Here is Meg's profile http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=27470 A photo of Ann Margaret And a photo of beautiful Meg...a blonde Ann Margaret Thanks again for this thread Meg RG

I've been a member here since 2006, but was satisfied to lurk the site for many years. After my wife's death in 2005, my life changed enormously,and after coming to terms with it, I was left having to make a number of decisions as to how I wanted to proceed. I could go and find a new companion, or live a single life. I'd had a decent marriage, two great kids, and have enough money to have a comfortable life. Single life has the advantage of giving me a certain freedom to pursue many new experiences in life. So I opted for the second option, and about three years ago started to become a regular participant. I've met a lot of nice women, and ever once in a while one that I know I'll have as a friend and see for quite a few years to come. I've attended many a social event and today also count many of the hobbyist as friends. Lightning may strike and I stumble across a new partner, but until then this is one of the sites I rely on to find ladies to enjoy and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Thanks to someguy for this thread. My CERB story has some parallels with his. I have been married a long time (30 years) but the last several years have been without any physical relationship. The reasons for this are complicated. The root cause is an illness but there are other factors. Anyway, without going into detail separation is not an option, at least for now. About 3 years ago I accepted a position which meant that I would spend more time in Ottawa than at home. Months later while alone in my hotel room one night, after years of celibacy, I gave in to temptation and googled 'Escorts Ottawa'. After sorting through the chaff I came to the kernel of CERB. I had not seen any forum for this industry before and was unfamiliar with much of what I read but I was very intrigued. I should say that since this time I have looked at other forums and, because of the misogyny and trolls and flaming, I am convinced that I would not have stayed to look around if the general tone had not been a positive one. I registered and lurked for a few weeks and, finally plucking up my courage, contacted a well-reviewed mature provider. She responded immediately, which gave me a frisson of excitement, and I was hooked. In spite of a near heart attack level of nerves I met with her and, even though I was awkward and rusty, had a wonderful time. I was astounded at how much my outlook improved. I think I became a 'better' person to be around both at work and socially. Over the subsequent months I met with this provider a few more times and then she retired. I took this as a sign that this part of my life was over but I soon descended into the same funk that had gripped me in the previous years. After a time I found myself back on CERB and in contact with another provider. I saw her a few times and again, my demeanour improved enough for people to comment on it. I have since seen another provider or two and all my experiences have been brilliant. I believe that CERB is responsible for restoring me to being a full person again. As a side note, prior to my experiences, my only knowledge of this industry was through the occasional news story and ridiculous Hollywood movies (Pretty Woman, etc.). Without really thinking about it, I imagined that all sex workers were either drug-abusing streetwalkers or Valentino-wearing, champagne-swilling high end call girls. The time I spent reading CERB demonstrates the obvious fact that both SPs and clients are real people who run the gamut from well-educated and thoughtful to desperate and difficult. Of course there are sad stories, but that is true in all walks of life. In recent weeks I am spending more time at home and have become a more active member of this forum. I enjoy the interaction and the feeling of being part of a community of like-minded people. Thanks to all. TL;DR Discovered that having an active sex life makes you a more complete person (duh!) and that sex workers and clients are just regular people (double duh!).

Kudos to Christine/Joyful Spirit who started Lyla's list. It revolutionized the industry. terb and cerb owe a lot to Lyla and her pioneering.

I'll stick with my 2001 Ford mustang!!!

I have a couple highlights, please bare with me. One of the highlights of my day was the sense of calm I felt after teaching my tutorial. It was dreadfully boring, and I let the students go home early. We laughed and watched random videos that had nothing to do with the subject matter of the course, and I felt a sense of pedagogical pride because they did well on their quizzes. I doubt it had anything to do with me, but I was happy nonetheless. This week I organized my 'god knows what' drawers and organized my 'closet of shame'. I made decisions and acted upon them, and tonight... right now... I feel so calm, so good. My apartment is organized, my life feels organized, and I feel really amazing :) I'm finally getting a handle on things and feeling calmer. Another highlight of my day was reading this thread moments ago! Congrats Boomer! MrrNice2, I'm so happy you put up a Christmas tree near her grave... <3 It brought a smile to my face that you would do such a thing and knowing you personally, I'm not surprised!

JustJack, I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but RG is a well-liked and much-respected member of CERB. If you don't appreciate his posts, that's fine; nobody's forcing you to read them. But please rest assured that snarky comments like the one you've just made will not change anyone else's opinion of RG's worth; they may well, however, change people's opinion of yours.

Red letter day, my daughter told me that I'm going to be a grand dad. It's my first and I've been anticipating this for some time.

Although I have never experienced kissing in the CR I have had very intimate dances. As was mentioned let her guide you. Instead of groping her. Caress her with light touches that show her you respect her and almost tease her. Get to know her and if she feels safe with you it will in all likey hood be a very good dance.

This might sound a little on the corny side or the maudlin side but for me it is neither. Today I put a small Christmas tree up beside my wife's grave. I will put a few decorations on it tomorrow and the solar lights to begin on December 1st. She loved Christmas even more than I and last year when I thought about doing this it was an SP friend that told me to do it if that's what I wanted to do, so I did. It made me smile every single time I went by or went over to visit and I was smiling today. :)

My step father has been put on life support, this just happened late last night:( Hoping that this is just a few days, then will start to breath on his own....possitive thinking! I really hope so, as my Mother loves him dearly. He is frail man, not much to him. Hopefully his will to live is stronger than his body! Just wanted to share this, as I may be not availble for few days, time will tell:( I will remain at home for few days, but as the days go on, my Mother will need me to be there. Your possitive vibes will be felt!