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As a steadfast loner I seldom feel loneliness, or so I think. But I will say when I lost my father I started to have the feeling of being alone. Like my connection to something, anything had been severed. So perhaps I'm fooling myself, maybe this is loneliness.When a loved one passes a part of you leaves with them and the feeling of a "safety net" does as well. Thats the best way I can put it. We all need a reason to live, being loved is the biggest one imo, so if and when you lose that you can begin to question yourself, feel unexpected feelings, all in all it's very nice to have someone, a stranger reach out in understanding by writing threads like this, so thank you Nathalie, please accept my virtual hug. To anyone else that is feeling like they need one heres one for you too:)

That is a very touchy subject. I'm sure you heard of guys saying that they won't see a lady unless she has huge boobs. I find this to be unfair to any other lady that has regular breasts or smaller breasts, we are who we are and to be judged by the size of our penis or breasts is not fair at all. I see ladies of all types of body and love them all. If she likes to see a man with a huge cock and you are only normal size and she makes you feel inadequate just don't see her anymore and move on. Just saying...

Hi everyone :) .. I know I've said this before lol and sometimes it's not always easy getting out of the business lol but as of June 7th , 2013 . I'd like to make an announcement that I will no longer be a service or massage provider any longer as I will be getting married . I will miss each and every one of you deeply and only wish the best in the future . Hope to meet some of you that I haven't before my retiree .

I second that emotion! Nothing gets me charged up like a partner telling me they are about to cum and then telling me they are cumming!! Yikes! Moans and groans aside, when I hear, "baby you're making me cum" my own excitement ratchets up to an eleven on a scale of one to ten. So ladies, don't be shy. It's greatly appreciated.

So this is funny, 19 year old "bree" sends me a message saying I'm rude, and told mod that I shouldn't be allowed on cerb because I'm being disrespectful, mmm so she posts the deceiving, stolen, photos trying to scam the hard working gents of the 'Peg and I'm the one who's being disrespectful ? You can also find her advertising as 24 year old Presley in the classifieds, so is Bree or Presley, 19 or 24 come on sister get it together, lol. Winnipeg hobbiests are constantly subjected to this kind of crap, from indies and agencies alike it has to be the bait and switch capital of north america. Sorry you guys have to second guess everyone , you probably have passed up some gems along the way only to be left with these scammers. As a special thanks to "bree" for her concern that I'm being disrespectful I though I'd post a few more of "her" pics from her other ads for you all to see that she's not quite what she makes herself out to be. Bree, posting fake pics is a no no! http://tudoaki99.blogspot.ca/2012/12/gostosas-do-facebook-4.html http://www.wooot.net/photo?id=63 http://www.exgirlfriendpics.org/galleries/2851/hot-compilation-of-nice-and-firm-asian-titties.html http://luscious.net/c/amateur/pictures/album/real-girls_36341/id/3922577/@topless_in_yoga_pants_nice http://www.naughtyselfpics.com/tasha-self-pics/ http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/qubit10/General%20Nonsense%20forum/skintight_dresses_on_tight_bodies_640_06_zps78ee1167.jpg http://thechive.com/2011/07/12/burn-your-bra-in-high-res-23-hq-photos/ http://uberhumor.com/girls-in-yoga-pants-god-i-love-this-sexy-trend-60-pictures http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/humpday-great-ass.jpg

This is a wonderful topic worthy of discussion precisely for the reasons Nathalie describes. Boy, does this ever hit home for me. You can be surrounded by people and still feel alone at times. Sometimes I ask myself if these feelings are selfish ... Is it that I have access to a lot of people, but I only want to deal with them on my terms? In short, kind of a self-inflicted loneliness? I'm pretty introverted, so I don't think it only applies to extroverted people. I don't have answers, but I have the same questions! As to the SP/client relationship, I definitely think, at least for the guys that aren't just hobbiests for the physical release, that this is likely a major factor why they enjoy visiting with SPs of all types. Having that intimate interaction is just as important, if not more so, than the physical act itself. But that where things can get a bit dangerous (for lack of a better word) as that can lead to unrealistic expectations. Anyways, just my thoughts ... And a hug for Nathalie to let her know she's, most definitely, not alone.:icon_smile:

Thanks, Nathalie and Cristy. Although, CERB can have its naughty erotic elements, its fun side and its business purpose I've noted that there is a real undercurrent of "community" here. There are some real and genuine people, SP's and Hobbiests who do care about and respect those that inhabit this community. My thoughts on the sensation of loneliness is the sense that there is nobody that truly cares for us and loves us in our close proximity. Someone that in a relatively short amount of time you could "hug" if you needed to as Nathalie points out. You could be surrounded by others but if you don't have that sense that they truly care for you it won't matter. Throughout my life so far I've done far more travelling than I'd like and spent too much time away from those that "care". As good as technology gets with skype and facetime etc. nothing replaces that comforting physical sensation of anothers hand placed on you or arms around you. That "safety net" that Cristy mentions, that person that you know when you have a moment of weakness will stand up and be that strength for you. I am by nature a solitary person but there is a big difference in being alone and feeling alone. I like being alone but I hate feeling alone. This is a great thread for CERB because I think that its possible that many SP's dispite all the time they spend with clients might find themselves to be more isolated mentally than other industries. For me, constantly living in a state of connected detachment could be very hard. Thanks ladies for this insight and hopefully this thread in Cerb will allow us all to share those "hugs" with those that need them. Chuck

Look at this from a different point of view, I have been with a Cerb lady (no names please) and she had multiple orgasms but I never knew until we were done and she said that the 7th one was so strong she wanted me to quit because she could not take it anymore, but in another way it felt so good. I asked her why did she not tell me before and she replied that most man don't care if a woman orgasm or not and I told her it was not true. So please ladies let us know when you are getting pleasure we love to know we did something good.

My champion standard poodle was bred in January and went back to our fantastic breeder yesterday morning to settle in and get ready to whelp. She must really like it there because, early this morning, she gave birth to nine puppies! I feel like a proud grandmother! Photos soon.

Big hugs to you Nat, you are beautiful.

FELICIA,24. Outcalls only. 204-957-0561 - 24 Several matches, pic is from a stock image company. Sexy SaraH IS ReadY CaLL. 204-930-0134 Stolen from the gallery below: http://www.hottystop.com/southern-brooke-pink/ Bree, also advertising as Breezy Baby with same pics This pic is all over the place, not even a challenge LOL, but worth a look because she's cute http://images.luscious.net/665/topless_in_yoga_pants_nice_913174075.jpg Rose is New in town, BUSTY hot Asian Girl. Unique Style, WOW EFFECTS, 800-0687 - 2 Picture is of porn star Ai Bome. http://imgur.com/r/AsianHotties/owrg1 These girls bring all the girls on bp into disrepute. That's sad because there are girls who are honest enough to post real pics.

With her permission, Katherine has asked me to post this to let everyone know she has not been online and able to answer pms because she was involved in a fire over the weekend. She is doing fine and wanted everyone to know she will be back in Ottawa this coming weekend and able to visit with friends again. Please post any well wishes on this thread so as to avoid her mailbox from overflowing. Katherine, I for one am glad you survived the fire and are alive. A close call for sure. Reminder to everyone to check and maintain your smoke detectors. In this case there could have been a much different outcome. Come back to us soon, Katherine!

So I have recently fallen prey to the reality shows, particularly the kardashians. I was unerved when Scott -courtneys husband said she wasn't losing weight quick enough after having their second child. He said she was "his piece of machinery" so she should want to get back to her 93lb body. Jesus I wish I had been there! It doesn't happen just in this business-it- being guys who think we are just pieces of asses for their pleasure. What is wrong with these dick wads, yahoo's and ding bats.Where did their mothers go wrong. I know I probabbly shouldn't get so offended as I know they were probably just hit to hard with an idiot stick and don't know any better. I must say since I've been a cerb member I've been lucky and have only met respectful and appreciative gents, however I have, in my personal life, come across a couple of these yahoos. So I guess the point of this thread is to thank the good guys and ask them to reach out to those ding bats, dick wads and yahoos and show them how real men respond to and talk to women.

You will be busy taking in the sights of her in a skimpy number, she may then crawl over to you and remove her bra exposing her breasts Lightly touching, licking and barely touching her lips heading slowly up your inner thighs, followed by feathering her bottom lip and/ or tongue in unmentionable places. A light smacking of your cock against places nearly insinuating that she may give you what you truly desire, while gently caressing other intimate places..... there are sooo many ways to get a man "ready" without even getting a bj, if this is holding you back from seeing a provider, you need to stop worrying and go have a yourself a good time! I would focus your thoughts more on how are going to avoid being too excited once she is baring herself in the sexiest of lingerie and heels. If she knows what she is doing you will be hers to devour in her secret lair. She may tell you how badly she wants to take you all in.....while she then demonstrates her deepthroat abilities, lastly allowing you to fuck her face (if she does this) Those things and or a neverending amount of other little detailed actions that make any blowjob covered of not a truly unforgettable experience. It's no fun to tell all secrets..... go and experience it. A bj is only one part (in my case multiple times) of an encounter. xo

As someone who has made comments about loving a Mr. big I can also attest to loving cocks of all shapes and sizes. Size certainly does not guarantee a good time in bed I can attest to that as well. So to limit yourself is doing yourself a disfavor. Not all men are good at daty, some not at intercourse, no matter their equipment size, but there is always something that can be done that is fun and satisfying, especially when openly communicated between the participants. So no matter what your size go and play with confidence, we'll love you.

My opinion based on my experience and from what I have read on CERB is what ladies really want is a gentleman, someone who treats them with respect As for what the lady said to you, imho it was inappropriate, just as inappropriate if a man told a lady her breasts were not big enough or too big or well you get the idea We are all people with feelings and deserving of respect. It sounds to me from your post that she didn't respect your feelings. RG

To be clear, I don't have a dog in this fight in that I'm not in Winnipeg. But I found the query here to be odd. Why would anyone TOFTT in this case. If I understand the situation, the person in question has shown a persistent dishonest streak with regards to her photos. Why would anyone want to reward this behaviour by giving her money? IMHO, if you really want to address the issue of being the B & S capital of Canada, stop encouraging them by giving them business. Business people - male and female - will only do what successfully brings in clients. If B & S works, they're going to do it. If B & S does not work, they will find a new business model that does work. So in this instance, TOFTT actually is a disservice for "The Team". Just my 2 cents - which rounds down to nothing.

Introverted hug right back at you, Lovely One!

Like most, if not all of your posts, Nat, they are well-written and beautifully expressed. This one is no exception - you have fully and eloquently expressed the feelings of Loneliness, which most of us feel at one time or the other, whether we are SP's or hobbyists, or neither. Your post gives me an opportunity of returning you a big virtual hug and to others as well. Merci bien.

Fortunately, I think that lady might be the exception rather than the norm. Cerb is full of posts from SP's saying that size doesn't matter (to an extent). Read Emily J's (a self professed cock lover, LOL) blog for more info about "size" she's got a full blog entry related to this. As far as sweet versus rough and good guy versus bad boy its all a matter of taste and as long as there is mutual respect thats all that matters. (sometimes soft and sweet "good guys" like it rough and tumble too;)) Notch is right, with so many awesome women here on Cerb find one that appeals to your style and taste and have fun. Chuck

Best bet is to stick to Cerb ladies who are well reviewed. You get what you pay for in life and a SP is no different.

So in an act of mild desparation and spontanaeity, I broke the golden rule of the forum and went to see and SP who isn't known on the forum. Having searched all day, and trying to get in contact with some of the recommended ladies with no luck, I decided to try a google search which lead me to Exxxtreme Pleasure's site. Valerie's picture looked amazing, so I thought I would give her a try. I have been burnt once in the past by relying on pics and not forum reviews (pm if you want to know who), but I really wanted a session right then so I just went for it despite not being able to find any info on her on the forum. I showed up at the hotel expecting to be disappointed (like the last time I strayed away from forum reviews), but was very very pleasantly surprised when Valerie greeted me at the door. She was dressed in black lingerie and looked stunning. The picture on the site does not do her body justice, as they don't really show her lovely petit figure. I have a thing for young spinner girls, so Valerie was perfect for me (I think she's 19). I am not a boobs kinda guy, so I didnt mind that they were a bit small. I actually prefer smaller ones lol :confused: Don't wanna go into too much details, since I am not sure if she wants them to be revealed (you never know). She was a complete sweetheart, and we had a nice conversation and light kissing to get the session started. From then on the action started and didn't let up. She was a very open minded girl, who bent over backwards to make me happy (pun intended). We even got creative with some of the furniture in the room lol. I usually don't get a chance to do the MSOG thing in an hour (I'm slow), but I actually did with her since it was that good! She had really soft and cute little hands and really knew how to work them. Not that I have had that much experience, but I am pretty sure that it was the best I have had so far. Anyways just thought I would share that, since I really expected the session not to go well, but it ended up being absolutely amazing! Of course, I realize I am new to the forum so my post may not have much credibility, but feel free to PM me and I can give you more details of her and other ladies I've been with for comparison purposes. I will definitely visit her again! Tomorrow in fact... :D

Watch out Ottawa, she's back! The lovely and talented Sara McQuestion is back in town, and she will definitely definitely rock your world. I had the pleasure of meeting Sara on her last visit to Ottawa, and I am thrilled she has returned to us. So much so I've seen her again since her return. :) In this case, absence certainly did make my heart grow fonder of her because I had a fantastic time once again! Sara is an open, honest, intelligent and straightforward girl who will have you laughing hysterically within minutes of meeting her. Hell, I almost fell off the bed I was laughing so hard at her antics at one point! She is funny and fun and likes to have a good time, and she knows how to make sure you do too. Fun, quirky, off-the-wall, Sara is a real treasure, so treat her with respect, gentlemen, her mix of talent and personality are a rare thing. Thank you Sara, for several amazing times together, and I look forward to many more. :-D

I've heard the amazing Cat puts the condom on with her mouth and is so good at it, you don't even know she's done it! My advice to you, go see this sexy lady you're thinking of and RELAX. She'll take care of the rest :)

bcguy you took the words out of my mouth! There's a 50/50 chance she's got the same body type as the stolen pics, but the fact that she uses fake pics with no issue makes you question ( I would) what other deceptive and not so professional practices is she up to or capable of. There's other red flags that where mentioned earlier that sound the alarms to just stay away. Clearly she and her "manager" aren't interested in repeat business or providing the client with the promised services or quality. So why would anyone bother to waster their time and money when there are honest and professional providers more than willing to provide drama free experiences. Even in Winnipeg. Additional Comments: So this get's even funnier, sexybree opens herself up another account here (that's a no no as well) and sends me these two wonderful pieces of prose : hmm ya ok theres actually two girls one is me bree petite 19 n presley which is 24 booty so think again cow boy come c u for ur self if u think we so fake like cmon on straighten out with ur lame comments about me ur making me popular by writing ur lame stories thinkin im fake this n that like u think guys really care now n days pusdy is pussy welcome to winnipeg hunny boring mr cowboy u seriously need to get a life lol its so funny im independent with presley I swear I did not edit this at all, brilliant isn't it ? So I did dig a little further and there are some photos of a different girl on some of the presely ads, of course those photos are easily 3 years old and stolen as well! http://allhiphopmodels.com/jenny-tusabe/ http://t62ice.tumblr.com/ http://www.stewpig.com/babes/sexy/sizzling-sweeties-daily-dose-60-pics-10/2012/07/28/attachment/sizzlingsweeties27-11/ http://blog.livedoor.jp/heroaid-sumaho/archives/cat_145881.html http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/1359010/big_ass_girl_booty_big_butt_spandex_lycra_leather_leggings.html to bree, presely and their manager, guys do care about being ripped off and being deceived, but cleary you have no care or interest in what you get so long as you get cash and rush the guys out the door. You may be new to this but I'm not, there's no reason to use fake photos there's no reason to operate in a shady manner unless of course you're a shaddy character, which means more than likely you're up to no good. I'm sorry you don't understand why what you're doing is wrong but you do need to know that you are in fact the one who needs to get a life , shape up or ship out. If you show no respect for your client base by posting fake and dishonest and clearly misleading photos, then why should they respect you ? Keep it up, I love a good debate, you've just made this one even better, although I must admit it seems a little unbalanced kind of like bringing a pistol to a knife fight but I'll try to cut you some slack. :)

I hope if you had any pets in the house, that they are safe:( Awww, so sad to hear this Katherine:( I hope some of your things survived, some things are just not replaceable. Best wishes my dear!! xoxoxo, Sophia

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I really liked Audrey Eve's idea about making a smoothie out of the thing. What flavour of yogurt would go well with bloody meat jelly? Like Nicolette, I have seen the thing up & close & personal. MMMmmm, nope! Just like Brussel Sprouts - you can't convince me it's good for me....and I ain't gonna eat it (shakes head side-to-side with mouth firmly clamped shut)!! But to me, chowing down on the critter - it's like cannibalism...sort of. Do you remember the dinner scene from the movie Hannibal?

When I'm with a Lady that is my whole objective is for her to have as many orgasms as she can have. There is nothing better than seeing a Lady enjoying herself and letting go. It all is not about me. I love a Lady who loves to kiss a lot. That gets me into it right away. Then I work my way through to her earlobes down her neck with kisses. Then to her nipples licking the nipples and sucking on them and kissing the whole breast. Then kissing her belly and navel then to her thighs. Then kissing her labia and licking it till the juices flow. Then I spread her lips insert my tongue and proceed to lick her clit. There was one Lady that I spent over a 1/2 hr down south. I loved watching all the twitches in her body the moans and groans etc.. Watching her orgasm numerous times was amazing. I thought at one point everyone in the hotel where going to be knocking on the door. If a Lady where to fake it I would be disappointed. Instead of faking it just stop and tell me what you really would like. I'd rather have direction, every Lady is different in there areas of sensitivities. My thing is I know I will have an orgasm my objective is to make sure the Lady is enjoying herself too. It makes for a GREAT time for all.

Meh... it's all good. Period. Beats the option my ex gave.... No Period Sex and No Sex, Period. Carmen Electra? or Carmen Sandiego?

It probably works best on a slower day with a higher dancer to customer ratio. I don't know about you, but for me an SC is like being a kid in a candy store... every way I look there is something that catches my eye... and unless you have a specific dancer with whom you have a developed rapport, it's so much fun taking a dance or two from all of the beautiful naked ladies who catch your eye!!!

On this issue I have wondered as of late. I mean, all I can base my opinions on is what I have seen and experienced. For myself, what turns me off or "does it" for me is to watch and see the pleasure the woman is having. I am a person who always observes with intent, paying attention to details, noticing reactions to the smallest nuances. What works, what doesn't what is enjoyable what isn't. I have found that for alot of things most women are similar in what works well pleasure wise. The physical reactions or results are what tend to vary. I tend to concentrate alot of orally pleasuring my partner. Usually within the first 5 minutes or so...is when the first one happens. I get a little more focused on grip, pulling the body towards my face deepening my tongue pressing harder...usually a second orgasm follows. AS of late..that about where I get really intense...some have requested a break at that point and some have pulled my face inward and began to sweat and swear about the intensity! at the 20-30 minute mark I am wondering how she is doing to keep her legs up, she's usually reaching for hair or sheets or whatever she grab a hold of...this is typically where I have wondered where the difference is between who is faking and who is real? I am pretty quiet generally, but at that point or orgasm #3 I ask or am usually told that we must break, which is when I ask if she is ok and would like to continue or try something else...if requested I head right back to it without complaint. The last woman I was with claimed she had 6 orgasms over a course of 3 and a half hours of daty..damned if I know si i will go with her word! At this point, I have had varying reactions from.."damn..I need a few minutes breather" to geez..my freaking legs are numb..or comments about asking why I'm single to even asking if I was ever a male escort"(that made me laugh) so I guess my question or questions have always been...I have never sought comments like that so which ladies are exaggerating and if some are...why? Also, I have always figured faking involved moreso the screaming, panting, etc.. but its difficult to fake twitching, goosebumps...or when you see her juices flow! I don't know ladies..you tell me !!! Some ladies of cerb could also share there opinions with me on this!

The g-spot is the root of the clitoris and so many women can squirt from clitoral stimulation, g-spot stimulation or both. Including me!

Inappropriate??? Yup. Funny??? Yup.

And I could say the same about RG. He's one of the people that makes CERB a great place to be!

Well happy to see Megan is back with us. Welcome back Megan. I hope that your missed ones join back cerb too. Where are you WrinkledInTime, Seymour, Cumquat........ we really miss your posts and jokes and contributions.

Keep in mind ladies and gents that there are 2 types of orgasm, vaginal and clitoral. The most common one I have encountered are the clitoral and that is when you massage the clitoris with your tongue or finger(s), this one can be faked although I don't think anyone ever did with me. Next one is the vaginal orgasm (G-spot) and this one you can't really fake it, fluid is pushed out of the vagina with pressure. Any lady having this type of orgasm should keep a bottle of water near the bed in case of dehydration and to keep the fun going also. So to answer your question I LOVE having a women that is orgasmic the more she does the more I want to give her some.

As I get older, the more appreciative I have become of honesty and the expressions thereof. That being said, I too would like to reinforce the beauty of that expressiveness, the feel of nerves betraying control, the sound of excitement expressed in a myriad of tonalities. It's like a symphony reaching a crescendo... you feel the pace rather than set it, you sense that something magical is happening and you know that you are no longer just watching or hearing... you are a part of it. You are the conductor... and she is the orchestra and together you have created a masterpiece, if only for that briefest of moments. I love to know that we have done well - for your multiple orgasm is mine as well. I may have just one manifestation physically, but in my mind your body has given me many many more. Never apologize for giving me that gift.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Ricky Gervais bits:

I recommend Serna Blake, she is based in Moncton most often. I have met her and can say she is a lovely person, beauiful and intelligent! I am sure you will enjoy spending time with her:)

I arrived in Sydney last night and the forecast is for 27 today. Be home in two weeks, so I guess it's timed just about right.

I had a chance to drop by there and they where very friendly. Yes you have a choice of ladies when you get in there and there rates are the same across the board. If you want to know you should call and ask for the meet and greet appointment. Good luck I hope this works out for you.

Dead? are you sure? In my experience Saint John is a great place to hobby in view of the visiting and local ladies. As well, I believe the ladies find Saint John as a great place to work.

I, m with Mr Green pay for at least an hour and your free to leave anytime you want in that 60 mins at 37 mins 42 mins or 51-lol-this isn,t a parking meter-maybe its just me but when i see people looking for less time they seem to be looking to spend less -if its for ex. 300 an hour is it then 150 a half and 225 for 45 ? to get the more or less the same result ? I think the better question for the women at the end of the day is - is it increasing my botton line or decreasing it ? (no pun intended)

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BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.