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As a steadfast loner I seldom feel loneliness, or so I think. But I will say when I lost my father I started to have the feeling of being alone. Like my connection to something, anything had been severed. So perhaps I'm fooling myself, maybe this is loneliness.When a loved one passes a part of you leaves with them and the feeling of a "safety net" does as well. Thats the best way I can put it. We all need a reason to live, being loved is the biggest one imo, so if and when you lose that you can begin to question yourself, feel unexpected feelings, all in all it's very nice to have someone, a stranger reach out in understanding by writing threads like this, so thank you Nathalie, please accept my virtual hug. To anyone else that is feeling like they need one heres one for you too:)

That is a very touchy subject. I'm sure you heard of guys saying that they won't see a lady unless she has huge boobs. I find this to be unfair to any other lady that has regular breasts or smaller breasts, we are who we are and to be judged by the size of our penis or breasts is not fair at all. I see ladies of all types of body and love them all. If she likes to see a man with a huge cock and you are only normal size and she makes you feel inadequate just don't see her anymore and move on. Just saying...

Hi everyone :) .. I know I've said this before lol and sometimes it's not always easy getting out of the business lol but as of June 7th , 2013 . I'd like to make an announcement that I will no longer be a service or massage provider any longer as I will be getting married . I will miss each and every one of you deeply and only wish the best in the future . Hope to meet some of you that I haven't before my retiree .

I second that emotion! Nothing gets me charged up like a partner telling me they are about to cum and then telling me they are cumming!! Yikes! Moans and groans aside, when I hear, "baby you're making me cum" my own excitement ratchets up to an eleven on a scale of one to ten. So ladies, don't be shy. It's greatly appreciated.

So this is funny, 19 year old "bree" sends me a message saying I'm rude, and told mod that I shouldn't be allowed on cerb because I'm being disrespectful, mmm so she posts the deceiving, stolen, photos trying to scam the hard working gents of the 'Peg and I'm the one who's being disrespectful ? You can also find her advertising as 24 year old Presley in the classifieds, so is Bree or Presley, 19 or 24 come on sister get it together, lol. Winnipeg hobbiests are constantly subjected to this kind of crap, from indies and agencies alike it has to be the bait and switch capital of north america. Sorry you guys have to second guess everyone , you probably have passed up some gems along the way only to be left with these scammers. As a special thanks to "bree" for her concern that I'm being disrespectful I though I'd post a few more of "her" pics from her other ads for you all to see that she's not quite what she makes herself out to be. Bree, posting fake pics is a no no! http://tudoaki99.blogspot.ca/2012/12/gostosas-do-facebook-4.html http://www.wooot.net/photo?id=63 http://www.exgirlfriendpics.org/galleries/2851/hot-compilation-of-nice-and-firm-asian-titties.html http://luscious.net/c/amateur/pictures/album/real-girls_36341/id/3922577/@topless_in_yoga_pants_nice http://www.naughtyselfpics.com/tasha-self-pics/ http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/qubit10/General%20Nonsense%20forum/skintight_dresses_on_tight_bodies_640_06_zps78ee1167.jpg http://thechive.com/2011/07/12/burn-your-bra-in-high-res-23-hq-photos/ http://uberhumor.com/girls-in-yoga-pants-god-i-love-this-sexy-trend-60-pictures http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/humpday-great-ass.jpg

This is a wonderful topic worthy of discussion precisely for the reasons Nathalie describes. Boy, does this ever hit home for me. You can be surrounded by people and still feel alone at times. Sometimes I ask myself if these feelings are selfish ... Is it that I have access to a lot of people, but I only want to deal with them on my terms? In short, kind of a self-inflicted loneliness? I'm pretty introverted, so I don't think it only applies to extroverted people. I don't have answers, but I have the same questions! As to the SP/client relationship, I definitely think, at least for the guys that aren't just hobbiests for the physical release, that this is likely a major factor why they enjoy visiting with SPs of all types. Having that intimate interaction is just as important, if not more so, than the physical act itself. But that where things can get a bit dangerous (for lack of a better word) as that can lead to unrealistic expectations. Anyways, just my thoughts ... And a hug for Nathalie to let her know she's, most definitely, not alone.:icon_smile:

Thanks, Nathalie and Cristy. Although, CERB can have its naughty erotic elements, its fun side and its business purpose I've noted that there is a real undercurrent of "community" here. There are some real and genuine people, SP's and Hobbiests who do care about and respect those that inhabit this community. My thoughts on the sensation of loneliness is the sense that there is nobody that truly cares for us and loves us in our close proximity. Someone that in a relatively short amount of time you could "hug" if you needed to as Nathalie points out. You could be surrounded by others but if you don't have that sense that they truly care for you it won't matter. Throughout my life so far I've done far more travelling than I'd like and spent too much time away from those that "care". As good as technology gets with skype and facetime etc. nothing replaces that comforting physical sensation of anothers hand placed on you or arms around you. That "safety net" that Cristy mentions, that person that you know when you have a moment of weakness will stand up and be that strength for you. I am by nature a solitary person but there is a big difference in being alone and feeling alone. I like being alone but I hate feeling alone. This is a great thread for CERB because I think that its possible that many SP's dispite all the time they spend with clients might find themselves to be more isolated mentally than other industries. For me, constantly living in a state of connected detachment could be very hard. Thanks ladies for this insight and hopefully this thread in Cerb will allow us all to share those "hugs" with those that need them. Chuck

Look at this from a different point of view, I have been with a Cerb lady (no names please) and she had multiple orgasms but I never knew until we were done and she said that the 7th one was so strong she wanted me to quit because she could not take it anymore, but in another way it felt so good. I asked her why did she not tell me before and she replied that most man don't care if a woman orgasm or not and I told her it was not true. So please ladies let us know when you are getting pleasure we love to know we did something good.

My champion standard poodle was bred in January and went back to our fantastic breeder yesterday morning to settle in and get ready to whelp. She must really like it there because, early this morning, she gave birth to nine puppies! I feel like a proud grandmother! Photos soon.

Big hugs to you Nat, you are beautiful.

FELICIA,24. Outcalls only. 204-957-0561 - 24 Several matches, pic is from a stock image company. Sexy SaraH IS ReadY CaLL. 204-930-0134 Stolen from the gallery below: http://www.hottystop.com/southern-brooke-pink/ Bree, also advertising as Breezy Baby with same pics This pic is all over the place, not even a challenge LOL, but worth a look because she's cute http://images.luscious.net/665/topless_in_yoga_pants_nice_913174075.jpg Rose is New in town, BUSTY hot Asian Girl. Unique Style, WOW EFFECTS, 800-0687 - 2 Picture is of porn star Ai Bome. http://imgur.com/r/AsianHotties/owrg1 These girls bring all the girls on bp into disrepute. That's sad because there are girls who are honest enough to post real pics.

With her permission, Katherine has asked me to post this to let everyone know she has not been online and able to answer pms because she was involved in a fire over the weekend. She is doing fine and wanted everyone to know she will be back in Ottawa this coming weekend and able to visit with friends again. Please post any well wishes on this thread so as to avoid her mailbox from overflowing. Katherine, I for one am glad you survived the fire and are alive. A close call for sure. Reminder to everyone to check and maintain your smoke detectors. In this case there could have been a much different outcome. Come back to us soon, Katherine!

So I have recently fallen prey to the reality shows, particularly the kardashians. I was unerved when Scott -courtneys husband said she wasn't losing weight quick enough after having their second child. He said she was "his piece of machinery" so she should want to get back to her 93lb body. Jesus I wish I had been there! It doesn't happen just in this business-it- being guys who think we are just pieces of asses for their pleasure. What is wrong with these dick wads, yahoo's and ding bats.Where did their mothers go wrong. I know I probabbly shouldn't get so offended as I know they were probably just hit to hard with an idiot stick and don't know any better. I must say since I've been a cerb member I've been lucky and have only met respectful and appreciative gents, however I have, in my personal life, come across a couple of these yahoos. So I guess the point of this thread is to thank the good guys and ask them to reach out to those ding bats, dick wads and yahoos and show them how real men respond to and talk to women.

You will be busy taking in the sights of her in a skimpy number, she may then crawl over to you and remove her bra exposing her breasts Lightly touching, licking and barely touching her lips heading slowly up your inner thighs, followed by feathering her bottom lip and/ or tongue in unmentionable places. A light smacking of your cock against places nearly insinuating that she may give you what you truly desire, while gently caressing other intimate places..... there are sooo many ways to get a man "ready" without even getting a bj, if this is holding you back from seeing a provider, you need to stop worrying and go have a yourself a good time! I would focus your thoughts more on how are going to avoid being too excited once she is baring herself in the sexiest of lingerie and heels. If she knows what she is doing you will be hers to devour in her secret lair. She may tell you how badly she wants to take you all in.....while she then demonstrates her deepthroat abilities, lastly allowing you to fuck her face (if she does this) Those things and or a neverending amount of other little detailed actions that make any blowjob covered of not a truly unforgettable experience. It's no fun to tell all secrets..... go and experience it. A bj is only one part (in my case multiple times) of an encounter. xo

As someone who has made comments about loving a Mr. big I can also attest to loving cocks of all shapes and sizes. Size certainly does not guarantee a good time in bed I can attest to that as well. So to limit yourself is doing yourself a disfavor. Not all men are good at daty, some not at intercourse, no matter their equipment size, but there is always something that can be done that is fun and satisfying, especially when openly communicated between the participants. So no matter what your size go and play with confidence, we'll love you.

My opinion based on my experience and from what I have read on CERB is what ladies really want is a gentleman, someone who treats them with respect As for what the lady said to you, imho it was inappropriate, just as inappropriate if a man told a lady her breasts were not big enough or too big or well you get the idea We are all people with feelings and deserving of respect. It sounds to me from your post that she didn't respect your feelings. RG

To be clear, I don't have a dog in this fight in that I'm not in Winnipeg. But I found the query here to be odd. Why would anyone TOFTT in this case. If I understand the situation, the person in question has shown a persistent dishonest streak with regards to her photos. Why would anyone want to reward this behaviour by giving her money? IMHO, if you really want to address the issue of being the B & S capital of Canada, stop encouraging them by giving them business. Business people - male and female - will only do what successfully brings in clients. If B & S works, they're going to do it. If B & S does not work, they will find a new business model that does work. So in this instance, TOFTT actually is a disservice for "The Team". Just my 2 cents - which rounds down to nothing.

Introverted hug right back at you, Lovely One!

Like most, if not all of your posts, Nat, they are well-written and beautifully expressed. This one is no exception - you have fully and eloquently expressed the feelings of Loneliness, which most of us feel at one time or the other, whether we are SP's or hobbyists, or neither. Your post gives me an opportunity of returning you a big virtual hug and to others as well. Merci bien.

Fortunately, I think that lady might be the exception rather than the norm. Cerb is full of posts from SP's saying that size doesn't matter (to an extent). Read Emily J's (a self professed cock lover, LOL) blog for more info about "size" she's got a full blog entry related to this. As far as sweet versus rough and good guy versus bad boy its all a matter of taste and as long as there is mutual respect thats all that matters. (sometimes soft and sweet "good guys" like it rough and tumble too;)) Notch is right, with so many awesome women here on Cerb find one that appeals to your style and taste and have fun. Chuck

Best bet is to stick to Cerb ladies who are well reviewed. You get what you pay for in life and a SP is no different.

I've heard the amazing Cat puts the condom on with her mouth and is so good at it, you don't even know she's done it! My advice to you, go see this sexy lady you're thinking of and RELAX. She'll take care of the rest :)

Thanks Nat, I've been reflecting a lot about love, the nature of intimacy, and loneliness. Technology has changed things so very much. You can now share your thoughts, hopes and dreams with someone in real time, yet separated by distance. You can develop intimate friendships through virtual communities. In some ways the decrease in space brought about through the virtual can intensify the distance from those around you. Yet at the same time you don't feel as isolated when someone special is a text, a tweet or a pm away. Cerb is built on that possibility. Hugs to everyone who needs it and feels alone. I feel very blessed that I don't feel that way, although I understand how hard it can be.

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My name is robin. i work at barbarella's usually mon-fri during the day and sometimes on saturday. i can be a little shy when it comes to approaching someone with whom i'm unfamiliar with so please don't think i'm just snobby.. once there is a connection i'm a open book (a steamy, erotic book). i love to turn on men and seduce them with my sex magick. it comes from the heart as well as other places ;) i have a blog dedicated to erotic writing along with other personal stories or thoughts. feel free to get to know me a bit and visit me at the club. happy monday xo http://rainygirl911.wordpress.com/

I really liked Audrey Eve's idea about making a smoothie out of the thing. What flavour of yogurt would go well with bloody meat jelly? Like Nicolette, I have seen the thing up & close & personal. MMMmmm, nope! Just like Brussel Sprouts - you can't convince me it's good for me....and I ain't gonna eat it (shakes head side-to-side with mouth firmly clamped shut)!! But to me, chowing down on the critter - it's like cannibalism...sort of. Do you remember the dinner scene from the movie Hannibal?

Meh... it's all good. Period. Beats the option my ex gave.... No Period Sex and No Sex, Period. Carmen Electra? or Carmen Sandiego?

This happened to me recently when one of our cerb ladies was recovering from what seemed like a pretty strong orgasm ... just one little lick was all it took and ... bam ... got one right on the upper lip. Gentlemen ... let that be a lesson to you ... watch what you're doing down there as you never know what might happen! :icon_biggrin::icon_wink:

All the time!!! Its a complete myth that only g-spot stimulation works...its quite the opposite for me anyways....

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She is actually back or still in town tonight, ad on bp.....

Inappropriate??? Yup. Funny??? Yup.

More Roar Please. Slurp.

I have been very blessed, yes I said blessed!!! in meeting some very orgasmic ladies. I like the chatter back and forth and watching a lady rise with goosebumps,quiver and shake with a full body orgasm. Using your tools, and assets with a lady and thorough chatting to get to that height is mind blowing for both parties. I love giving a lady head, nothing like DATY for her, I love my smooth lips sucking and using my tongue and finger very gently, it's delicious fun! I enjoy so much more the foreplay for her, as that itself really gets me off too, where I would be dripping with precum (I usually will get a wash cloth and clean up in needed ;) ) , I get hard as rock, nothing more then satisfying your lady. I also find great kissing a orgasmic rise to both parties too. I love it :) When that orgasm is achieved, then it's time to reverse roles and I love it from both perspectives. You ladies are the best :)

I think all women are capable of mutiple orgasms.., having the right stimulation, parthner and many other factors... Most importantly is up to us ladies to be there not just in body but also in mind!! Be there in mind body and soul.. Enjoying the moment, and forgeting about everything else about out of the space and moment we are sharing with our parthner!

Keep in mind ladies and gents that there are 2 types of orgasm, vaginal and clitoral. The most common one I have encountered are the clitoral and that is when you massage the clitoris with your tongue or finger(s), this one can be faked although I don't think anyone ever did with me. Next one is the vaginal orgasm (G-spot) and this one you can't really fake it, fluid is pushed out of the vagina with pressure. Any lady having this type of orgasm should keep a bottle of water near the bed in case of dehydration and to keep the fun going also. So to answer your question I LOVE having a women that is orgasmic the more she does the more I want to give her some.

As I get older, the more appreciative I have become of honesty and the expressions thereof. That being said, I too would like to reinforce the beauty of that expressiveness, the feel of nerves betraying control, the sound of excitement expressed in a myriad of tonalities. It's like a symphony reaching a crescendo... you feel the pace rather than set it, you sense that something magical is happening and you know that you are no longer just watching or hearing... you are a part of it. You are the conductor... and she is the orchestra and together you have created a masterpiece, if only for that briefest of moments. I love to know that we have done well - for your multiple orgasm is mine as well. I may have just one manifestation physically, but in my mind your body has given me many many more. Never apologize for giving me that gift.

If my partner can be multi orgasmic during an encouner so much the better. We are meeting to have an enjoyable time. What better way! No, I do not think that a lady having multiple orgasms is faking. It is simply her body reacting to the caring ministrations of an attentive lover. What is really a turn on is maintaining your partner at an orgasmic plateau level as her body repeatedly spasms and squirts. Delicious! But a word of caution: please allow her to rest from time to time. There is such a thing as too many orgasms as her passionate parts may become too sensitive to stimulation. Once rested, you can then tease her and please her so that she may reach many more orgasms.

There's a new poem and an update about my future academic plans in my blog. Cheers, Nat

I recommend Serna Blake, she is based in Moncton most often. I have met her and can say she is a lovely person, beauiful and intelligent! I am sure you will enjoy spending time with her:)

I arrived in Sydney last night and the forecast is for 27 today. Be home in two weeks, so I guess it's timed just about right.

On my walk today it was so nice to see the water running knowing that the snow was melting. Thinking the tulip festivale is not to far away and the snow will be gone so I can start riding my bike

Politics aside... (yes, I vote NDP)... I LOVE this video from today in the halls of the House of Commons... :) RIP Stompin Tom! Can you imagine this happening at Capitol Hill in the US? Never! Just another reason to be proud to be Canadian! :) Also reminds me of this... . I actually saw it on CNN first... They thought it was awesome and wished that their own government would have such a sense of humour too. :)

It's easy to launch trial balloons in the form of "What if..." questions, especially online where no one knows who anyone is or what their ulterior motive may be. But if I've taken a room at, say, the PanPacific Hotel here in Vancouver and someone goes to the front desk and says that the lady in room 1811 is a prostitute and is entertaining clients there today, I expect the hotel management will laugh long and hard. "Prove it," they will say. "Start by first telling us who you are (and showing some ID), then tell us the name of the person registered in that room and give us a concrete reason to believe that this person is working there." What will you do? Provide your identification? Somehow, I find this difficult to imagine. Can you furnish the name under which the room is registered? I guarantee that you won't be able to do that. Will you be able to provide evidence that someone called Samantha Evans has invited you to consort with her at the PanPacific Hotel this afternoon? Maybe you can. But you won't have a room number and in any case the PanPacific has never heard of Samantha Evans. You can get frustrated and pound the desk. You can roll your eyes and storm around a little bit. You can say that maybe you have the room number wrong, but you know that there's a prostitute in the hotel and you want them to take action, to call the police or at least go and check that room or other rooms. This might be an interesting way to entertain yourself for about five minutes on a rainy Vancouver afternoon in the dregs of winter. But from the hotel's standpoint you will look like a spiteful boyfriend or a malicious ex-partner or someone who's just got it in for a woman who turned him down when he tried to pick her up in the bar. If I do say so myself, no one has ever visited me anywhere and complained about it afterward. Oh, wait. That's not true. See, I had this stalker awhile back.... The police took care of that problem for me. But otherwise, the gentlemen who visit me and who see my colleagues in similar circumstances are no more interested in causing harm to me than I am in harming them or anyone else, anywhere, anytime. We meet. They pay me for my time. We engage in mutually agreeable things, whether we have a meal, play some chess, debate what passes for politics in B.C. or indulge in a wide range of delectable, erotic activities. Usually it's a combination of things. And at the end of our appointed time, we part company amicably. It's that simple. It may transpire that the gentleman and I discover that we're really not quite as compatible as we'd expected. The meeting may go very well, but one or the other of us may not want to repeat. Maybe he was looking for a one-time encounter, nothing more. Astonishingly, a man could discover that a verbal, opinionated woman isn't his preferred cup of tea regardless of her other skills and assets. Whatever the reason, it won't be because one of us has robbed the other, or because either of us was assaulted or has ventured to blackmail the other. Fear-mongering helps no one. But if you believe that most people are out to get you, if you imagine that everyone is hatching some dire plan to bring about your ruin... sweetheart, this is not the right profession for you. You will either take foolish risks that bring about exactly what you hoped to avoid or you will take no chances at all and earn nothing. At the least, you will end up feeling bitter, used and degraded because that's all you expected to feel, no matter how much cash you've got in your hand. More than 99% of the time, if screened effectively, the client is not an enemy.

I do not know who invented that, but the "thong" bring something quite interesting to fashion.

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.