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Guys, I don't want to come off preachy or holier than thow but it seems lately a common concern that's been expressed to me from a number of Providers, is guys asking for deals or reduced rates, from a ladies posted rate. First off, it's not likely to endear her to your cause, because well it's pretty much an insult, in most cases I'm sure it's not meant as one, but think about it. You want to see a provider based on what you've seen and heard so clearly she appeals to you and you've gone to the trouble of checking out her website or profile and know what she's all about, but you want her to charge you less. How would you feel if your boss came up to you and said you're doing a great job, everyone around the office thinks you're great and we really appreciate the effort you put forward, but we can't pay you for tomorrow... would you mind coming in early though ? Pretty insulting, isn't it ? It's been said time and time again,this hobby is a choice and most certainly a luxury, if you want to see a lady who's beyond your normal price range that you can afford, then plan for it, save up, set a budget. If you really want to meet her and spend time with her, that's the best way to do it. We're actually pretty lucky here, there's a wide variety of providers who range in various affordable price ranges, while some may have a tributes higher than the norm there is usually a reason and they wouldn't be charging anything beyond what the market can bear. I'm not going to make the comparison to cars, wines or other luxury items, because it would be like comparing apples to oranges. The services these ladies provide are incomparable. If you do save up and see to a lady who is in a price range higher than you're used to paying, don't be shy to share with her in your correspondence that you've been saving up and looking forward to the encounter, that is more likely to endear her to you much more than asking for a discount and hey who knows, it might even earn you some brownie points ;) knowing that you saved up for the opportunity to meet.

Once in a while you come to realize that so many of our members really don't "get" the whole hobby experience, or rather, they understand that there are rules but believe they are somehow exempt. So let's help them. Let's give some handy tips to make this a more wonderful experience for all. This is a pleasant place so let's keep it constructive... and be aware that the rules shouldn't just be for clients, you can also add some helpful tips that may help a new provider too! Here goes: 1. Appointment time is at 2:00 pm, what time do I arrive? Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. What part of 2:00 pm is ambiguous? A 2 o'clock appointment means you are at her door at 2. Not 1:55, not 2:10. It's seems petty but when you screw up her schedule, you may be screwing up MY schedule. I may be the appointment at 3. I have things to do... and my schedule may not be as loosey goosey as yours. I may be using a very small window of time or I may have "commitments" that see me arriving like clockwork elsewhere. Regardless, when the little hand is at 2 and the big hand is at 12, be where you are supposed to be. 2. "I am awesomely wicked good in bed, and I often masturbate to pictures of myself nude, because I am that good looking. Can we negotiate a better rate?" In a word, No. Would you go to a restaurant and say, "I am a really good eater, can I get a better price on that steak?" Would you go to a lawyer and say, "I am an awesome criminal, can you represent me for free?" Would you go to the dentist and say, "My teeth are so bad that you should fix them all for $50!" A service provider gets paid at a set rate because she is a professional. She is good... no, not just good... wickedly awesome good, at what she does. Your part is the compensation, her part is the wicked awesome part. Pay the pretty lady and be happy. 3. Cleanliness is next to godliness. Ever step into an elevator and stand next to someone who smells like they have never met a bar of soap they liked? Ever met someone that looked like they were an extra in the Walking Dead? Have you ever gone into a bathroom after someone and wondered if they ate something dead? Step one. Go to the potty. Do your business. Wipe. Wipe again. Wipe again. and then, wipe again. Do the optical test. Last wipe. Is there any residue? If yes, start over. If no, then proceed to step two. Step Two. Shower. Clean EVERYWHERE. Rinse. Repeat. Did you pay attention to anywhere in particular??? Hmmm??? Go back to those places. Make em sparkle. (at this point I do suggest that artificial glitter is NOT necessary.) Get out of the shower. Towel dry (for pete's sake use a clean towel!)... apply a generous amount of deodorant/anti-perspirant. Brush your teeth. (if additional grooming is required, please do that too.) Step three. Clothing. Go to the place where you keep your clean clothes. No. Not the place where you put the stuff that you THINK you can wear again. The CLEAN clothes. You know that stuff that you just took from the dryer and folded nicely?? That's the stuff. Wear that shit. Uh oh... what if I have to do step one again?? Then repeat ALL the steps. Cuz skidmarks are not sexy. Febreeze showers are not acceptable. 4. I have to cancel, what do I do? Give your head a smack. With a hammer. Stop. Now take a pointy thing and stick it with great force into your upper thigh, avoiding the artery. Now, go to your car. Start it. Open the door, put your foot beneath a tire and have someone put that car in reverse. Cancellations? NOT COOL. We all know that shit happens. A death in the family. A sick kid. Decapitation with farm machinery. Thermonuclear war. Explosion of your planet from a death star ray. That shit is acceptable.... but you still owe the pretty lady an explanation AND a cancellation fee. When you cancel, providers don't eat. When providers don't eat they get distended bellies and look like kids from the CARE commercials. When you cancel, providers give not only you, but also your city, a bad reputation. This makes you masturbate more. Because you will never get laid again. Ever. You will over develop muscles in only one arm. Your clothes will fit poorly. People will figure it out and suspect you are the notorious masturbating king of cancellations. They will hunt you down and kill your family. Let's keep little Bobby and Joanie safe. If you make an appointment, keep that appointment. Your family will love you for it. 5. "I'm a little short on cash. Do you think she will notice if the envelope is a bit short?" In a word, yes. She will also point out that your penis is a bit short.... and that your skill level is a bit short... and that you cry like a bitch when you have your pathetic little man-gasm. Do you want that??? Do YOU WANT THAT, bitch??? Wow. That was a bit over-emphatic. Gonna step away from the computer and take a valium. BACK!!!! Where were we... yes. Shorting your provider. Not COOL. Remember, providers have special powers. They communicate telepathically. As soon as you walk out that door, she will know and so will all of her allies in the super friends. They will combine their superpowers and make sure that you never get wood again.... and if you do, it will be at inappropriate times... like at funerals or family gatherings or when talking to your grandfather or something like that. Seriously?? Give your head a shake. If you are short then GET the money and make sure you have it set aside BEFORE you book. You will have a wickedly awesome good time... just pay the pretty lady what you agreed to and enjoy! 6. Can I pay her in drugs? Hmmmm. Does your banker take drugs in lieu of money? Have you offered Rogers drugs in return for their cable/home phone/cell phone/internet bundle? When you get groceries at Loblaws, do they have a special drawer that says "financial equivalent in drugs?" You know the answer. "No, you addled-pated simpleton." Remember the distended belly part from above? Providers take cash because cash buys groceries, pays bills and looks pretty. Carrying cash will not get you arrested. Using cash is the engine that runs our capitalist society. "All you need is cash, cash is all you need." The Beatles sang that, I think. Your turn....

You will be busy taking in the sights of her in a skimpy number, she may then crawl over to you and remove her bra exposing her breasts Lightly touching, licking and barely touching her lips heading slowly up your inner thighs, followed by feathering her bottom lip and/ or tongue in unmentionable places. A light smacking of your cock against places nearly insinuating that she may give you what you truly desire, while gently caressing other intimate places..... there are sooo many ways to get a man "ready" without even getting a bj, if this is holding you back from seeing a provider, you need to stop worrying and go have a yourself a good time! I would focus your thoughts more on how are going to avoid being too excited once she is baring herself in the sexiest of lingerie and heels. If she knows what she is doing you will be hers to devour in her secret lair. She may tell you how badly she wants to take you all in.....while she then demonstrates her deepthroat abilities, lastly allowing you to fuck her face (if she does this) Those things and or a neverending amount of other little detailed actions that make any blowjob covered of not a truly unforgettable experience. It's no fun to tell all secrets..... go and experience it. A bj is only one part (in my case multiple times) of an encounter. xo

Negotiating, a nice word for it, more like haggling is the ultimate insult. A lady gives of herself in the most intimate interpersonal way providing a much needed escape for us gentlemen The value of the escape and companionship the ladies provide far exceeds any donation the lady would ask for. The ladies deserve respect and appreciation from us. Haggling isn't showing respect and is never called for, it's just an insult RG

With her permission, Katherine has asked me to post this to let everyone know she has not been online and able to answer pms because she was involved in a fire over the weekend. She is doing fine and wanted everyone to know she will be back in Ottawa this coming weekend and able to visit with friends again. Please post any well wishes on this thread so as to avoid her mailbox from overflowing. Katherine, I for one am glad you survived the fire and are alive. A close call for sure. Reminder to everyone to check and maintain your smoke detectors. In this case there could have been a much different outcome. Come back to us soon, Katherine!

Don't over think things. Get laid. Fuck, suck, lick, stfu and enjoy it. ;)

rule #1 Respect the ladies and treat them well.... Rule #2 refer to rule #1

Have to say most of the guys that I have had that unfortunate situation of either wanting a discount or see me today pay you next time (lol) is been through other sites where I advertise... But as we have amazing and lovely gentlemen in CERB, every rule has its exceptions... Most providers here I belive somehow always give back somehow, myslef from time to time offer discounted rates not only for frequet visitors but to everyone...to perhaps give a chance for those that may not be able to afford or for those who may think is too expensive, I give the chance for them to come try out and find out what they are paying for.. And show that is all worth.... :) funny story, very little comes from running those special rates, those who have already met me do not care and most of the time even if I happen to give a discount... They give the complete donation... So like in everything there is only a bad few apples, but that doesn't mean everyone is like that! I am very grateful for the gentlemen I have encounter and to be part of a community like CERB!

Seriously, this happens, people try to negotiate? So I'm honoured that an amazingly beautiful woman is allowing me to enjoy her company and other people are haggling? Give me a break. If you even have to ask the price then you can't afford it! Grow up guys. Thanks for calling them out Cowboy.

While it annoys me to be sure, I try not to flip out when guys try to negotiate, especially if I've never spoken to them before. We have to remember, not everyone comes from the West where it's generally frowned upon to haggle--in some countries it's considered insulting NOT to haggle. If they continue after I've said, "sorry, my rate is non-negotiable" then forget it.

Not much more that I can really add, but orgasms are my favourite thing in the world, and I am really good at them (lol) so I feel like I should be a part of this thread. I am reminded of a very cool orgasm video site: www.beautifulagony.com. It shows only the faces of men and women leading up to and while they are enjoying super intense self inflicted orgasms. It is very erotic. I am very orgasmic and can enjoy them in many different ways and have developed good control over my orgasms too. Sometimes I will cum quick and many times, and sometimes I hold out as long as possible for one super intense one. Both are equally fun. And as someone mentioned earlier, I also really get off on telling you that I am going to cum and am cumming as well. I consider myself lucky that most gents are eager to provide me with orgasms. And the ones who aren't... well they just give me more of an opportunity to please them (I enjoy providing orgasms too! :)) The only negative thing I can think of is that I have had people ask me if I was faking... i.e. "Did you really cum?!" and I didn't like that. Orgasms = Good. Just one or lots = Good. Yee Haw!

While I do spend a good amount of time on my own, I am actually okay with it because although I am alone physically speaking, I know it's not true otherwise. I believe depending on the circumstances and emotion we feel at the moment, it is possible to feel very alone. I have been there myself. Here's a cyber hug for those who feel lonely.

I got news for you sweety..., you dont know what you are missing by spending all the time in you back... the teasing that you can experience by being on your stomach and just letting the lady caress you and touch you in the right way and in the right places.... make you imagination run wild as to what come next...., since you can not see her all you experience is her gentle touch.... arousing you until you cant hold it anymore and then when you turn around..... just let it all come out....

In my view, one of the huge upsides of the internet in terms of the provision of sex work is that much of the information about providers and what services those providers actually provide is readily and publicly available, either via ads, reviews, or through interactions with the SP his/herself. This prevents any sort of surprise and minimizes the need for a negotiation of fees because the pricing is transparent and available beforehand so you can make an informed decision. To give an example in a different industry, I wouldn't haggle with my dentist about his prices, but I absolutely would decline to get elective surgery if I didn't think it was worth the price he was asking.

FELICIA,24. Outcalls only. 204-957-0561 - 24 Several matches, pic is from a stock image company. Sexy SaraH IS ReadY CaLL. 204-930-0134 Stolen from the gallery below: http://www.hottystop.com/southern-brooke-pink/ Bree, also advertising as Breezy Baby with same pics This pic is all over the place, not even a challenge LOL, but worth a look because she's cute http://images.luscious.net/665/topless_in_yoga_pants_nice_913174075.jpg Rose is New in town, BUSTY hot Asian Girl. Unique Style, WOW EFFECTS, 800-0687 - 2 Picture is of porn star Ai Bome. http://imgur.com/r/AsianHotties/owrg1 These girls bring all the girls on bp into disrepute. That's sad because there are girls who are honest enough to post real pics.

Thanks for posting this CK. And what's even worse? Now people you could call once in a while regular asks for a session but doesn't have the money and will pay another time? Excuse me? Have we met? Once the answer is no I'm told that basically this is goodbye. I will take a goodbye and never see that person again than being asked that. So insulting..I'm sure if I were that stupid to do that, I would never be compensated. I wasn't born yesterday. What a great way to make someone feel so uncomfortable. If a person can't afford this hobby, don't embarrass yourself and ask that! I know, I know I don't have to tell 95% of guys here this but this is what it is coming down to lately. This is my job and although I enjoy it, I still have bills to pay. No money, no honey.... Regards from a professional provider.. My name isn't Leon's or The Brick.

You can browse the SP's who are available by clicking on your city (which you find on the main cerb page by scrolling down and then clicking your city and then the section entitled ADVERTISEMENTS for FS ESCORTS) For example, if you were from Ottawa, you'd go here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=316 There is a wealth of info for newbies in the "New to this ? " section, found here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=207 Don't worry about being nervous, we are adept at making you feel comfortable!

A cumulative highlight ! Thank you Ottawa for an amazing couple days spent in your city. You are very gracious hosts and to all of the gals and fellas that I had the pleasure to meet....you are all amazing, fun and down to earth folks and I hope to see everyone again in the not too distant future :) Take care and hopefully next time I spend time with you here.....It will be wearing shorts and sandals :)

Have to admit that yes I get spring fever something with the nice weather and maybe seeing lady sheeding layers of clothes. So nice to see ladies walking in skirts again

For the Gent's that have been a frequent visitor, thank you for your support! BUT this does not leave a door open to say" ohhh baby I have been coming here for while now, can I pay $$ less then normal ?" Because I do tend to surprise my longterm clients and frequent visitors with a surprise gift of a lower rate or extra time, as a surprise gift of appreciation, but if you ask for it, seemingly feeling entitled to a discount, you most certainly will be looked over on the days that I feel like being extra generous!

i live alone also and at times it's lonely but i'll turn on the computer and on cerb is the chatroom and chatting in there it's not so bad then but holidays not to many around so that's when it's really lonely the worse time is winter when everyone is hiding inside but when the weather warms up lots of people around so not to bad then ethier

I was thinking more about the Aldous Huxley quote ... its such a sad, depressing, pessimistic thought. I dont think I agree with it as to accept it means that we all spend our lives in an internal state of confusion, not really understanding anyone. I think we do understand at least those we are close to, if not by words, by nonverbal cues touching and simply by familiarity. We understand others through the power of logic any a common understanding of how things work. Feelings are a lot tougher, so maybe there's some truth there. Those are some of the toughest things to express, and the inability to do so ... or at least the inability to find someone to listen ... can be the source of a lot of feelings of loneliness...

The problem ... Respectfully ... Ahem ... In a nutshell is that you are watching this crap ... Big smile. Change the channel and stop poisoning your mind! Most of it is made up to get a rise out of you. It's like buying a dog from a puppy mill ... As long as people buy dogs from them, they will keep churning them out. As long as people remain fixated on following the lives of idiots like this, so that the producers can generate ad revenue, things will never improve.

As a steadfast loner I seldom feel loneliness, or so I think. But I will say when I lost my father I started to have the feeling of being alone. Like my connection to something, anything had been severed. So perhaps I'm fooling myself, maybe this is loneliness.When a loved one passes a part of you leaves with them and the feeling of a "safety net" does as well. Thats the best way I can put it. We all need a reason to live, being loved is the biggest one imo, so if and when you lose that you can begin to question yourself, feel unexpected feelings, all in all it's very nice to have someone, a stranger reach out in understanding by writing threads like this, so thank you Nathalie, please accept my virtual hug. To anyone else that is feeling like they need one heres one for you too:)

I second that emotion! Nothing gets me charged up like a partner telling me they are about to cum and then telling me they are cumming!! Yikes! Moans and groans aside, when I hear, "baby you're making me cum" my own excitement ratchets up to an eleven on a scale of one to ten. So ladies, don't be shy. It's greatly appreciated.

So this is funny, 19 year old "bree" sends me a message saying I'm rude, and told mod that I shouldn't be allowed on cerb because I'm being disrespectful, mmm so she posts the deceiving, stolen, photos trying to scam the hard working gents of the 'Peg and I'm the one who's being disrespectful ? You can also find her advertising as 24 year old Presley in the classifieds, so is Bree or Presley, 19 or 24 come on sister get it together, lol. Winnipeg hobbiests are constantly subjected to this kind of crap, from indies and agencies alike it has to be the bait and switch capital of north america. Sorry you guys have to second guess everyone , you probably have passed up some gems along the way only to be left with these scammers. As a special thanks to "bree" for her concern that I'm being disrespectful I though I'd post a few more of "her" pics from her other ads for you all to see that she's not quite what she makes herself out to be. Bree, posting fake pics is a no no! http://tudoaki99.blogspot.ca/2012/12/gostosas-do-facebook-4.html http://www.wooot.net/photo?id=63 http://www.exgirlfriendpics.org/galleries/2851/hot-compilation-of-nice-and-firm-asian-titties.html http://luscious.net/c/amateur/pictures/album/real-girls_36341/id/3922577/@topless_in_yoga_pants_nice http://www.naughtyselfpics.com/tasha-self-pics/ http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg16/qubit10/General%20Nonsense%20forum/skintight_dresses_on_tight_bodies_640_06_zps78ee1167.jpg http://thechive.com/2011/07/12/burn-your-bra-in-high-res-23-hq-photos/ http://uberhumor.com/girls-in-yoga-pants-god-i-love-this-sexy-trend-60-pictures http://therynoshorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/humpday-great-ass.jpg

Yup you can see the pm's I got in the additional comments in the above post, early morning correspondence of this type never holds much weight. So as much as they've been outed they still continue to post fake pics, which really goes a long way to show what disregard they have for their clients. If that's how little they care about you, then think about how bad the service is going to be ? That is if you get any service at all, there's a pretty good chance their "manager" will show up to rush things along before you even get the mouse out of his house. more stolen pics from presley and bree http://hotselftakenshots.tumblr.com/post/26526790923/hot-self-shots http://banatarab.tumblr.com/post/31519980683/thickarabgirls-pink-bubble http://blog.livedoor.jp/heroaid-sumaho/archives/cat_145881.html http://tgfyp.tumblr.com/post/44732221109/submit-us-your-yoga-pants-pics http://freeselfshots.com/booty/booty-self-pics-june-23/ https://www.facebook.com/afong.lee.1 http://thickarabgirls.com/post/5162313877/homegrown-in-the-mideast http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146503343&page=1 http://safa.tv/10620.butts-so-perfect-you-d-think-they-were-photoshopped-21-pics.htm http://lookat-mybutt.com/bootyofthedayshorty-with-ass/ http://ffffound.com/image/11cc9218da618e97a104b3d45b60b252f010b420 http://so-interesting.blogspot.ca/2012/02/jenny-tusabe-queen-of-photoshop.html http://babescloud.blogspot.ca/2011/09/unbelievably-sexy-butts.html http://porn-blogs.greek-sex.com/2012/05/page/45/

Meg's got a good point but I'd like to add to it. When contacting an SP via email or PM be polite straight forward, follow their instructions for preferred contact methods and keep in mind that some of these ladies have alot on the go. They may not be sitting and waiting for your PM or email. Give them a chance to respond, I've been up to a week waiting for a response from some ladies due to their schedules and demands. However typically, ladies get back to you within a couple of days and many within the same day. So don't go getting all disheartened if you don't hear back from a lady right away. (I know first when I made the leap and I sent off that e-mail it was torcher waiting for that e-mail back from her but it was worth it!)

Happy Birthday Berlin!! I hope it's amazing! xo

Sending big hugs to Katherine and Malika and also to Andy, Jafo and Empty xox

You deserve a day that's ALL ABOUT YOU. Your Birthday is as good a day as any! Hugs to you Gorgeous. :)

Happy Birthday Berlin ! Have a great great day :)

Men peaking in August? I wonder whether it's related to bikini weather...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BERLIN! Hope you have an amazing day ;)

Happy Birthday Berlin.... May you have a wonderful day....

Honestly I don't think I would leave a voice message just cause I have in the past dialled wrong numbers and even sent a txt once. Very embarrassing although I laugh know that guy was like wtf... Wrong number dude. Man I felt like such an idiot. Lol.

As a man I can say I'm fortunate to not have this experience. Although I'm not one to flirt unless its with someone I now and the feeling are mutual, mostly for fun and joking around. I'll try and shed a bit of light on this subject anyways. I've heard my fair share of demeaning and rude comments toward woman, working with only men and most of them haven't gotten laid in quite some time. I think in this situation because there are other male around they feel it make them cool, and most of them wouldn't have the balls to even go up to them. So I'm going to say peer pressure is one reason some men or yahoos do it. For others I think it's for excitement or the thrill. I know personally if a woman flirted with me I have to admit It would make me feel good. I would feel noticed and desired but that just me. But seriously I think for some flirting with a women to them it's like another notch on their belt it goes straight to their heads in plural lol. But for them to have acknowledge by the woman they flirted they seem to get the idea that "oh ya I could of tapped that" or "she digs me I have a chance" it goes to their ego. But I always believe there is a time and place for it. Not in a taxi or from your accountant. Then there are those like cristy mentioned the one who think there gods gift to woman and think they are all that and can say whatever they want. I worked with someone liked that and quite honestly don't know how he would do it but we would get away with it I've even seen it work on a few occasions. I'm not trying to play the blame game but I think some woman may tolerate the behaviour which in a way, may allow them to continue. I do not condone such behaviour nor do I think it is morally right. As for upbringing I have to disagree I do not think that is the cause perhaps but I was not raised in a suitable environment and yet I treat woman with the same respect if not more that I would like to receive. This is just my opinion, and ladies we may be few but there are good men out there.

Hoping you have an amazing bday!

Happy Birthday ;) hope it's a awsome one

Happy Birthday Berlin! Have an awsome, super day!!

Happy Birthday Berlin, hope you have one fantastic day!!! :D

Happy Birthday!

My champion standard poodle was bred in January and went back to our fantastic breeder yesterday morning to settle in and get ready to whelp. She must really like it there because, early this morning, she gave birth to nine puppies! I feel like a proud grandmother! Photos soon.

I will compliment Phaedrus in the most appropriate way for him. Edit: Picture failed. I like Phaedrus because he is the epitome of being a gentleman and a scholar.

Congrats little lady!!

Congratulations on your upcoming marriage RG

Yes, I recommend Sophia. Sophia is available and she is great: https://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=38592. You can read her recommendations here: https://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showth...?ltr=S&t=43540

I did a google image search the first day she posted an ad. All 3 were sourced from somewhere else. One was a known actress, the other was from a "Be thin" blog (won't even touch that one) and I forget where the other one was from. Best to stay away. Has anyone seen Annabelle who posts on BP for Moncton?

And there is one and only, WrinkledInTime known to everyone as WIT. So kind and so intelligent and an all time best contributing member of cerb. The undisputed most valuable member, and most knowledgeable member. This thread (cerb Remembrance thread) is meaningless without a post about him. So, lets remember WIT and his enormous contributions to this board and this community spanning over several years. The one with all answers and the one who will be never forgotten, WrinkledInTime, you will be always in our memory and hearts and I think that I speak on behalf of all cerbites to say that we thank you very much for all your invaluable contributions WIT and we all hope that you decide to come back to cerb one day soon. cerb is not same without you.