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When someone helps out another when in need ! That always always makes my day :) Kindness like a boomerang...always returns...

I am noticing more and more clients that simply refuse to wear a condom for FS. They say "it doesn't work", try to take it off and say "just let me slip it in for a sec". It infuriates me. I just left a client balling. I am still crying. He is a high ranking executive with the local health authority. I mean really? He does not know me from a hole in the wall. He knows I work as an escort and he is willing to take a risk like that? Just came back from a country that is rife with disease. I have no idea of his history. The fact that he would even want to take a risk like this with me. In all my years of working in this industry, I have never had to deal with so many people who for whatever reason think that they should not have to use a condom. I would never offer this service, yet they just assume because I am a whore I will accept this type of treatment. This is MY BODY. It is my temple. I have people that love and cherish me. I may not love myself, but they do. Why do they do this?:icon_frown:

My champion standard poodle gave birth to nine beautiful puppies on March 10th. Juno, a brown girl, will be coming home to us at the beginning of May. Here she is, three weeks old:

Of course, there are good ways to manscape, and... less good ways. For gentlemen of strong constitution, or ladies of sadistic disposition... read on!

Car dealerships, I thought we -sp's-were the only ones that are supposed to get paid for screwing people!!

People that don't pick up after their dogs!!! Hate that especially those that do then throw the bag of poo to the side, so lazy!

Guilty....gone to the grocery store numerous times with pajama pants

It truly is a crapshoot and the house usually wins. BTW, you are not the house. In Ottawa, you pay more, and get less.Patience is a virtue, as you'll have to wait for that golden egg. Yes, Asian ladies are very feminine and delicate, just not the left overs that Ottawa gets. Stereo type mode: Chinese will tend to be service oriented, Korean are prettier, but thinks that they are some sort of princess, with very few exception. Advertised age is grossly understated by a decade or two. Body is good, face isn't If gambling isn't your thing, let the season guys do a TOFTT and report back. We usually have troopers here who would sacrifice themselves for the team. CH, Curiousm ... Just to name a few. Lots of troopers ... We're givers ;)

I like for the people I am spending time with to dress how they would normally dress given the day and time of our encounter. I will never ask you how to dress for our date and I expect the same in return. It is about being comfortable and giving off a great first(or second) impression. If your worried about standing out, take the environment that you will be visiting and dress to fit blend in.

In light of a recent post concerning a member going through the toughest part of life-losing a loved one. I thought I would start a thread that hopefully will help those of us going through or who have gone through the grieving process. I realize this is a tough and personal subject as we all grieve differently but in the hopes that this thread will bring comfort to some I ask you to share your ways of getting through the grieving process. In my time of need I wrote alot of poetry, went on alot on very long walks, talked alot to friends, family, to anyone who would listen. I just tried to keep busy because when I found myself alone or still I would feel to much pain. This thread is meant to support those who have lost a loved one-human or pet-love is love.

There have been a number of threads on this topic and the general consensus is that everyone is an individual. There are some hobbyists that would not be able to have a date without it because it adds so much to the time spent with the other person. This happens a lot with those people who have established a wonderful relationship with their SP/MA. There are those who will do it depending on the connection they feel with their SP/MA. No connection equals no kissing although there might be other intimacies such as soft touches or cuddling. Then there are those who just aren't into it for whatever reason...I've heard I don't enjoy it, I feel that's too intimate, want to keep things more professional etc. It really depends on the man/woman and their SP/MA. Relationships, sex and intimacy are such dynamic energies that you just never know what could happen in any given moment! I for one say YES PLEASE! lol but only if the gentleman in question enjoys that sort of thing.

For those in the Ottawa area we do offer this service at the FB BBM lodge there Pick your favorite number....Old Dog is in charge of numbers 1 - 9 cause that is the extent of his counting abilities Phaedrus will take it from there from 10 to 11 and then Andy has the rest of the numbers under control....although he can be dyslexic ....

Such a delicious topic! Normally there are two ways I approach CIM. One is to maintain a deeper hold and to let the cum pool and I swallow it all as I move up the shaft. The second is to maintain a shallower hold and let it slide down the throat. One let's you savor the flavor while the other does not. With bigger loads (and depending on the sensitivity of the man) you can do the "pool" a couple times or just let it slide down. I've never had a problem with a big load or gagging so I can't comment on that aspect. my assumption would be they are too deep for a big load and it has no where to go...imagine filling a narrow necked bottle too fast! Okay....NOW I'm thirsty!!! --rawr--

I prefer to have both on the same board but encourage posters to identify the type.

M.A.C. is a brand of makeup that I use.

Nicki, They were probably afraid that their pants that were 10 sizes too big would fall to the floor since they were probably already down around their ass in the first place. Another of my pet peeves. I know that you might be try'n to be all gangsta but haul up your pants and put on a belt you look ridiculous. Tool!

Annoying unreadable Captcha where you have to try 10 times to enter the two words because you can't figure out all the letters...

Self absorbed people. Additional Comments: Been there, done that with a sibling in the last year. Call them on their b.s and see how fast they disappear. They won't like the confrontational part when you tell them and you will then know where you stand with them. As the saying goes, "Make sure you're a priority in someone's life and never just an option to them." You sound like a good person and it is paramount that you take care of yourself first. I've been guilty of doing the same thing ( I'm a kind person and will help someone within my boundaries but if you screw me over, I am the ice queen and will freeze you out) and while I never keep score when I do a favour for someone, it is often evident after a while when people are self absorbed and one sided. Most won't admit wrong doing so ask yourself if you really want them in your life. I know when people are trying to take advantage and I find keeping these people at arm's length is best but when it's family it is often very hard especially when they are next of kin. Sometimes you just have to keep your emotions in check and at bay for a while until they realize what they are doing. Don't expect an apology and just move forward never repeating the same pattern again. I'd rather help out a stranger in need sometimes than with a family member who pulls this kind of behaviour.

I love to devour a man, his penis and balls, but I don't want to eat his hair, sorry just being truthful. You don't have to go bare but at least trim it back to where it won't interfere. Other body hair doesn't bother me though.

I have seen "Jessie". She is exceptionally attractive,friendly and easy to talk to. While I have visited her only once I would see her again in a heartbeat should the opportunity arise.Her pictures are accurate,indeed understated.If any CERB member sees her in the future then she must be encouraged to enjoy our network.

When friend or family member only calls when they need a favour. Being the nice guy I am help them out and don't hear from them until the next favour they need. Well that's it, I've had it find some other shmuck to help you out.

Good Hygiene always makes for a very nice time. Good Hygiene + Manscaping = My clients hitting the absolute highest mark on my YMMV scale. Always makes for an awesome time.

I had the pleasure of meeting SassiesWorld earlier today, Setting up an appointment was very easy through a couple of PM's and a quick phone call to confirm the time and location. As her add says she's in the Ottawa South / Manotick area which happens to be very convenient for me. Her pictures are real and her description is very accurate. When she opened the door the first thing I noticed were those amazing, smiling, green eyes, you could get lost in them, followed by the clothing request that we had discussed, and those nice large breast peeking out. As she led me to the "fun room" I couldn't help but notice her beautiful curves. She's not a spinner but definitely not a BBW either, her description of curvy is right on the money, with legs that seem to go on forever. We spent some time getting to know each other a little bit, she has a great sense of humour, and we were teasing each other all at the same time. She's a great kisser and can really get into it (something I enjoy), she's also very responsive and gets turned on very easily. Once all of the clothing came off we really got to know each other better. :p I won't go into all the details but we had a great time together with DATY, BBBJ, more teasing and pleasing, multiple positions... All in all a true GFE with some PSE thrown in for good measure. The hour I had booked went by much too quickly (we actually went a little over), but I will definitely be going back for more, and more, and more... :) Thanks SassiesWorld, I had a great time and I look forward to our next get together. (Psst, are you available later this week?)

Happy Birthday RG

Let me add my best wishes for your birthday!

And I prefer an electric groomer to get things started! Additional Comments: Yes, growth is a factor :)

This subject has hit me recently with events in my family. My dad has cancer (Stage III CLL leukemia, bone cancer and lung cancer) When he was first diagnosed, my reaction was normal, wanting him to beat cancer. When I saw him in January, he was skin and bones, if he looked any worse he would look like he came out of a concentration camp. He is alive, but not living. I've come to accept what the outcome of his cancer will be. I'm certainly not looking forward to that day, but I have accepted that it will come. When that day comes definitely I will be grieving. But even though I know that day will come, I can't yet grieve, till the day come. And grieving is part of the healing process. Now it is like being in limbo, not just for me, but for everyone, especially dad. Every time my phone rings my stomach churns, if it rings while I'm driving, I pull off the road to answer, just in case it is the call. The one positive is my brother, his wife, my mother and myself are closer now. Now my mother, not a case of grieving, but she had a cornea transplant. The surgery is over but requires post op follow up exams. So today I was in Hotel Dieu Hospital in Kingston, and again tomorrow, back down to Hotel Dieu. On the plus side, her eyesight is improving. On the down side, I'm beginning to really hate hospital waiting rooms LOL...ahhh it's the cycle of life A rambling RG

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Depending on your personality, you might want to ask about their English skills. I'm a chatty one and I really don't like having a big language barrier.

Happy birthday R.G. Hope you enjoy it.

Happy Birthday!

Have a fantastic birthday darling! Thank you for your priceless contribution to CERB :)

My darling RG, may you have a wonderful birthday! Kisses to you!

Happy bday and hope you have a wonderfull one and many many more to come. Jolie XoX

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Happy Birthday you sexy beast. Be extra good to yourself today!

And of course, and as always, check the cowboy's site (Cowboy Kenny Diary).

Have a great one RG!!!

I like to eat baby food. Mostly apricot and strawberry banana.

I can attest to what Luckyme said about Issy having a big heart and being very modest about it. I speak with Issy often and regularly and she never mentioned how she was there when a fellow cerbite was in need. It is obvious that she does this from the heart and she is not looking for any recognition in return. I am aware of her efforts towards food and toy drives and some other community minded projects. I am sure there are many more acts of kindness that most people are not aware of. IMHO Isabella is a true angel. Please treat her as such. BTW....she also happens to be very hot.

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I always appreciate a gentleman who is well trimmed... and shaved where it counts for extra sweet TLC :)

In early September 2012, there was a point that I actually thought that post 5000 was never going to happen. In fact, I wasn't really sure that morning would happen, at least for me. Labour Day weekend is supposed to be eventful. It's when we say goodbye to summer and get ready for the colder months ahead. Pack away the summer stuff and bring out the long sleeves. Close down the cottage. Make plans for the air conditioner and the patio furniture. My labour day weekend began with a sense of draining. I had no energy. Walking was an effort. A shower required a nap after. Drying my hair took my breath away. I knew something was wrong, but my stubbornness said, "sleep it off, it's been a tough summer and you are just run down." It was more than that. I had a major heart attack. It was weird... no sudden chest grasping pain... just a sense of draining... like superman with kryptonite. That's when CERB stepped up. I mean it. CERB saved my life. Isabella Gia and Barrhaven Woody came over and took me to the hospital. They waited with me in the waiting room and stayed there until they knew I was being cared for. But it didn't stop there. I was in hospital for a week. Woody came to visit. Isabella came to visit and then came again with home cooked food. Cat and one of her kittens came to see me daily. Bethany, Phaedrus, Luxe and Alger all came bearing cups of coffee, muffins and most importantly, love. Alger left work early to come and pick me up at the hospital to take me home. When I got there, Boomer and Mister T had made food and left it in my fridge. Angela had gone to get my prescriptions. There were messages from Annessa, Nicolette, Gabriella, Samantha, EMB, Meg, Sara, Malika and Dorinda... and a very special message from Amelia ;) I was in tears. You have no idea how much I love my CERB people. It's more than that though. My CERB people are not just relegated to a small hidden part of my life. They are central. I am actually tearing up writing this... but they are happy tears... I have had so many visitors and so many messages It's hard to mention everyone... dammit. There are so many people that have made a difference and still make a difference in my life. You all make a difference whether you think so or not. So to everyone I have mentioned above and these few more, I give my thanks, my love and my friendship. Areez, Wendigo, Jazzitup, The General, AreJayEll, Lee Richards, Andy of Halifax, Toine, Spud, Notch, RG, Melly, Touch, RoyalFun, Scott, Steve, Silverado, Lone Skater, Mr Nice ... great guys. The best. Passion Vitto, Julie Wilde, Georgiana, Nathalie, Sami, Nikki Thomas, Emily, Emma, Cindy, Peachy, Soleil, Penelope, Katherine, Sophia, Alyssa, Cleo, Jasmine J, Jazy, Kimmy, Evelyne, Kianna, Chantal, Claire, Berlin, Alexxandria, Shortcake, GeGe, Alanna, Kerri, Ava ... damn... there are so many.... but you ladies in particular fill my life with joy every day. I wish I could write the name of every person that has made this time less difficult.... but threads have a finite amount of space... and I am getting sleepy. If I missed a name it wasn't out of spite... it's because I am old. Anyhow... this thread is for you. You have made my life worth living in these past few months and years... you make me smile, you make me laugh and you make me want to share a bit of myself with all of you. And I am going to say it, unabashedly, unashamed and without any hesitation. I love all of you.

Ontario & Chuck007, check your PMs.

That isn't even slighlty weird, MacDog45. :-) These interactions are as much about connection as they are about indulging the passions. Intimacy takes many forms, only some of which are sexual. Wanting to kiss and cuddle with an SP, or otherwise connect in ways that are less hot and heavy and more about human emotional intimacy, is absolutely normal. :-) - Tess.

Of course the only 100% safe sex is no sex, but I would say that any health professional who makes one feel frowned upon for their "lifestyle" is not a professional at all. Judgement only adds to the stigma surrounding sexual health and is a major reason why people avoid getting regular testing, only helping these things to continue to spread. It is not a doctors or nurse's job to pass judgement upon your activities. For those interested in non-judgemental, confidential, discreet sexual health services, the city of Ottawa offers free walk in services for: confidential STI testing, counselling, contraception, STI treatment, immunization, and ample loads of reliable and trusted resource material. They also have very helpful nurses who are friendly, non-judemental and willing to answer any questions you may have. I posted about the Ottawa Sexual Health Clinic a little while back, with more information and what you can expect. Read more about it here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=117436

Kissing lights my fire and either puts me on slow burn or disco inferno! Touching, cuddling, enjoying the other person is an amazing exchange of energy that releases good chemicals into the brain and gives you that happy euphoric feeling. Sex is amazing, don't get me wrong, but everything else is just as good and sometimes even better. There is something called sensual intoxication which I have experienced. It comes from being so in tune with and connected to another person that the simple act of touching them (kissing, stroking, cuddling etc) can give you the same feeling as having a few drinks. It's pretty amazing.

I've noticed some new names of late making posts, taking the leap from lurker to contributers. I just wanted to thank you former lurkers for contributing to this board, and making the first steps to being a part of this community. Keep up the posting and again, thanks for contributing to this community Thanks Again RG

I also got to spend time with Shannon this week. She is a very nice lady, nice clean accomodations, ample assets and very good service. I will see her again for sure. Her schedule is a little more flexible now as well which will make getting to see her a lot easier.