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When someone helps out another when in need ! That always always makes my day :) Kindness like a boomerang...always returns...

I am noticing more and more clients that simply refuse to wear a condom for FS. They say "it doesn't work", try to take it off and say "just let me slip it in for a sec". It infuriates me. I just left a client balling. I am still crying. He is a high ranking executive with the local health authority. I mean really? He does not know me from a hole in the wall. He knows I work as an escort and he is willing to take a risk like that? Just came back from a country that is rife with disease. I have no idea of his history. The fact that he would even want to take a risk like this with me. In all my years of working in this industry, I have never had to deal with so many people who for whatever reason think that they should not have to use a condom. I would never offer this service, yet they just assume because I am a whore I will accept this type of treatment. This is MY BODY. It is my temple. I have people that love and cherish me. I may not love myself, but they do. Why do they do this?:icon_frown:

My champion standard poodle gave birth to nine beautiful puppies on March 10th. Juno, a brown girl, will be coming home to us at the beginning of May. Here she is, three weeks old:

Of course, there are good ways to manscape, and... less good ways. For gentlemen of strong constitution, or ladies of sadistic disposition... read on!

Car dealerships, I thought we -sp's-were the only ones that are supposed to get paid for screwing people!!

People that don't pick up after their dogs!!! Hate that especially those that do then throw the bag of poo to the side, so lazy!

Guilty....gone to the grocery store numerous times with pajama pants

It truly is a crapshoot and the house usually wins. BTW, you are not the house. In Ottawa, you pay more, and get less.Patience is a virtue, as you'll have to wait for that golden egg. Yes, Asian ladies are very feminine and delicate, just not the left overs that Ottawa gets. Stereo type mode: Chinese will tend to be service oriented, Korean are prettier, but thinks that they are some sort of princess, with very few exception. Advertised age is grossly understated by a decade or two. Body is good, face isn't If gambling isn't your thing, let the season guys do a TOFTT and report back. We usually have troopers here who would sacrifice themselves for the team. CH, Curiousm ... Just to name a few. Lots of troopers ... We're givers ;)

I like for the people I am spending time with to dress how they would normally dress given the day and time of our encounter. I will never ask you how to dress for our date and I expect the same in return. It is about being comfortable and giving off a great first(or second) impression. If your worried about standing out, take the environment that you will be visiting and dress to fit blend in.

In light of a recent post concerning a member going through the toughest part of life-losing a loved one. I thought I would start a thread that hopefully will help those of us going through or who have gone through the grieving process. I realize this is a tough and personal subject as we all grieve differently but in the hopes that this thread will bring comfort to some I ask you to share your ways of getting through the grieving process. In my time of need I wrote alot of poetry, went on alot on very long walks, talked alot to friends, family, to anyone who would listen. I just tried to keep busy because when I found myself alone or still I would feel to much pain. This thread is meant to support those who have lost a loved one-human or pet-love is love.

There have been a number of threads on this topic and the general consensus is that everyone is an individual. There are some hobbyists that would not be able to have a date without it because it adds so much to the time spent with the other person. This happens a lot with those people who have established a wonderful relationship with their SP/MA. There are those who will do it depending on the connection they feel with their SP/MA. No connection equals no kissing although there might be other intimacies such as soft touches or cuddling. Then there are those who just aren't into it for whatever reason...I've heard I don't enjoy it, I feel that's too intimate, want to keep things more professional etc. It really depends on the man/woman and their SP/MA. Relationships, sex and intimacy are such dynamic energies that you just never know what could happen in any given moment! I for one say YES PLEASE! lol but only if the gentleman in question enjoys that sort of thing.

For those in the Ottawa area we do offer this service at the FB BBM lodge there Pick your favorite number....Old Dog is in charge of numbers 1 - 9 cause that is the extent of his counting abilities Phaedrus will take it from there from 10 to 11 and then Andy has the rest of the numbers under control....although he can be dyslexic ....

Such a delicious topic! Normally there are two ways I approach CIM. One is to maintain a deeper hold and to let the cum pool and I swallow it all as I move up the shaft. The second is to maintain a shallower hold and let it slide down the throat. One let's you savor the flavor while the other does not. With bigger loads (and depending on the sensitivity of the man) you can do the "pool" a couple times or just let it slide down. I've never had a problem with a big load or gagging so I can't comment on that aspect. my assumption would be they are too deep for a big load and it has no where to go...imagine filling a narrow necked bottle too fast! Okay....NOW I'm thirsty!!! --rawr--

I prefer to have both on the same board but encourage posters to identify the type.

M.A.C. is a brand of makeup that I use.

Nicki, They were probably afraid that their pants that were 10 sizes too big would fall to the floor since they were probably already down around their ass in the first place. Another of my pet peeves. I know that you might be try'n to be all gangsta but haul up your pants and put on a belt you look ridiculous. Tool!

Annoying unreadable Captcha where you have to try 10 times to enter the two words because you can't figure out all the letters...

Self absorbed people. Additional Comments: Been there, done that with a sibling in the last year. Call them on their b.s and see how fast they disappear. They won't like the confrontational part when you tell them and you will then know where you stand with them. As the saying goes, "Make sure you're a priority in someone's life and never just an option to them." You sound like a good person and it is paramount that you take care of yourself first. I've been guilty of doing the same thing ( I'm a kind person and will help someone within my boundaries but if you screw me over, I am the ice queen and will freeze you out) and while I never keep score when I do a favour for someone, it is often evident after a while when people are self absorbed and one sided. Most won't admit wrong doing so ask yourself if you really want them in your life. I know when people are trying to take advantage and I find keeping these people at arm's length is best but when it's family it is often very hard especially when they are next of kin. Sometimes you just have to keep your emotions in check and at bay for a while until they realize what they are doing. Don't expect an apology and just move forward never repeating the same pattern again. I'd rather help out a stranger in need sometimes than with a family member who pulls this kind of behaviour.

I love to devour a man, his penis and balls, but I don't want to eat his hair, sorry just being truthful. You don't have to go bare but at least trim it back to where it won't interfere. Other body hair doesn't bother me though.

I have seen "Jessie". She is exceptionally attractive,friendly and easy to talk to. While I have visited her only once I would see her again in a heartbeat should the opportunity arise.Her pictures are accurate,indeed understated.If any CERB member sees her in the future then she must be encouraged to enjoy our network.

When friend or family member only calls when they need a favour. Being the nice guy I am help them out and don't hear from them until the next favour they need. Well that's it, I've had it find some other shmuck to help you out.

Good Hygiene always makes for a very nice time. Good Hygiene + Manscaping = My clients hitting the absolute highest mark on my YMMV scale. Always makes for an awesome time.

Inspired by the question on this thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=126713 I decided to do a little digging. Here is how you get American Netflix. And Hulu. And BBC's iPlayer. The three I've tested out, but I'm sure Pandora works too. 1) Download and install Firefox 2) Go to this link: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/media-hint/ And install I apologize in advance for lost productivity. As far as the legality of this goes, there is nothing in the books, so you're clear. And CBC and other Canadian based websites may not work, so download Google Chrome for Canadian stuff (And Canadian Netflix)

Just thought I'd post a thread here for anyone to post useful tips/pointers related to projects around the house. So feel free to ask for a tip or help or give a tip or help. One of my other "Hobbies" is that I build new and renovate old houses so I actually do have a fair bit of knowledge in this area. First tip for this thread: given that there are a lot of showers used every day in Cerbland I'd like to remind everyone that if you notice that you grout in your tiled shower gets wet during a shower it's probably time to seal it again. This will prevent water entry and mold and mildew from forming hense easier cleaning. Feel free to add or ask.

Happy Birthday RG. May the fish be biting all year...

So a serious question. Is squirting related to orgasm or a completely independant function? I've never experienced it and I suppose I could google it but given I got an expert focus group here it's just as well to ask. (please excuse my ignorance on the subject).

I new bedroom set! Hey Emily R now you'll sleep in Luxury when you visit!

Happy Birthday RG. Have a good one!

Happy Birthday RG, hope it's a great one! cheers.

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It's been said before, but I wonder this every time I see one of these "what about so-and-so on BP/CL" questions: why wonder about them? I mean, yes, I get the curiosity, the draw of the new - but still. Here you are on CERB. CERB is overflowing with charming and skilled SPs of every shape and size, catering to pretty much every taste. They are vouched for, reliable in their claims, and a known quantity - not to mention known quality. Why come here to ask about anonymous SPs posting in an unreliable forum? It's like going to the finest restaurant in town and then asking your fellow diners whether they know anything about the local McDonalds.

Good morning sexy boys back today only in bells corners I woke up feeling extra sexy today, I want to touch tease and treat you. lets play. bedroom baby blue eyes, C cup and slim athletic hard and tight body I offer full nude erotic massage, body slides that will blow your mind and a massage that will melt you like butter. prepare to be astonished. now-11 pm west end location

I guess that's why my handle is shaved. I got ride of all that hair years ago. I will never go back. I have had no complaints from the ladies. It is so much more sensitive this way. I had one lady who is totally SAFE after a few visits I have to. I said what. She looked at me and said I have to put your bag in my mouth. I said it's all yours. She hasn't looked back she loves it. I love the ladies shaved as well. I like to lick and suck all the parts of her down there. I will never go back.

Hey bud!! Have a good one on your BD. I hope you get to do all the things you love. RG you are one of the pillars of this site, many happy returns on your BD RG.

Wishing you a very happy birthday, RG. I hope it's all you wished for ... and more! FR

She never stopped, everyday she is posting with different photos but uses the same number. You need to do your research for sure to be sure you are meeting up with who you think you are. Many fine "honest" ladies on here, be careful on BP. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=125521 she's at it again

Happy Birthday and as the song goes "AND MANY MORE" Later

Happy birthday RG. Love having you on this board. It would not be the same without you! Meaghan

Samantha, that is one of the cutest puppies I've ever seen!

Watching paint dry Robert Deneiro or Al Pacino?

One of my pet peeves are people that say "the car was going at an excessive rate of speed" (especially if a po-lice officer uses this phrasing!) Another is people repeating back to me what I just said! WTF (and I damn well know they heard me) :roll: Sorry about the mini-rant. I'm a tiny bit better now. :) I guess my list could be expanded, but many good ones have already been mentioned. Keep growing the list! FR

( her prices and services, for me anyways, were unmatched by anyone. who else do u guys really miss? ) Jennifer from Erica's Place....

I had the pleasure of meeting Talia, for my first time visit to a massage parlour and I really enjoyed her company. She told me she was new but she definitely knew what she was doing. She made me feel at ease and made sure I was comfortable. I must say she has an astonishing smile and absolutely some of the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I left relaxed, and glad I went. I would repeat in a heartbeat.

I'm with Emily on this, if we are going somewhere dress to feel comfortable in that particular environment. If we are going for drinks at a pub that might be jeans and a nice top, if it's white table cloth dining then something a little more formal might be appropriate. When we are staying in then I usually expect you'll just be yourself. I think a date flows best when you can relax and unwind and most people do this best when they are comfortable in whatever they feel best in, for some that is a pair of khakis and a button down, for others jeans and a t-shirt and for others they may feel confidant and sexy in a suit. Whatever works for you wear it. As has been mentioned above and I would say you want to avoid is making your potential date uncomfortable, answering the door in next to nothing or nothing at all can make someone feel threatened. It's really very personal and in this business there is an immediate intimacy that is already implied by the time frames that we work under, when you force that to speed up past what some ladies are comfortable with, especially when they are entering an unknown space it becomes very uncomfortable. When we walk into an outcall we generally want a few minutes (at a min.) to get our bearings, to see that the space and you are safe and to feel comfortable. I have had people answer the door in nothing and I can tell you that when it's the first time I meet them I simply leave, for me it's not respecting my boundaries because I want some time to feel comfortable and safe in an unknown environment. I believe it would be the if you were visiting me and did not have a lot of information about me, you may want to take a few minutes just to be sure there wasn't anyone hiding in the closets waiting to rob you. ;)

I make my own wine and love to share it with my friends! How many bottles you get equals my love for you!!

Years ago I would never have thought I'd be writing this. I was not a kisser or a cuddler. It was just not something a provider did or I even heard of or was discussed here in Halifax, starting out with an agency. That has certainly changed for the better! My first time kissing and cuddling, I was hooked. That type of intimacy makes the encounter so much more intense and I find during that time when lips are locked and you're tightly embraced, time seems to stand still and we/I just can't stop kissing, there is so much passion in a kiss. When it comes to cuddling, that usually leads to more kissing and a connection on a much deeper level. I prefer to kiss and cuddle and adore soft lips and being held. I do have encounters without kissing and make up for it in other ways:icon_wink:, whether it be my choice or the very rare no GFE request. I make the most of each encounter and enjoy the intimacy to the fullest. Time for some intense kissing, cuddling and all that good stuff!!:icon_biggrin:

As an Angel/Paradise Spa Attendant (MA) I would say I am more than happy to shower with my clients... But if you would like a shower together to start things you are best to let your attendant (MA) know. My standard is that the start of the appointment shower is for hygiene sakes.... ensure your day is washed away so to speak. But I do have clients that enjoy a few extra hands to ensure they are all clean and that showers are more than fun when done together. For these clients... or one that requests I would love to jump in the shower with you at the begining of the appointment! At the end of my appointments I enjoy spending that extra time to clean off with my clients..... As it is a "total experience" that we at AT/PS are offering, if you would like to spend more time in the shower ( or really have any reasonale request) please ask your attendant(MA), and I am sure they would be more than happy to oblige you! Happy Hobbying..... xoxoxo Tiffany

I saw the ad for Karma last night and even though I had my weekend guest yesteday already I was very tempted to see this lady as my second guest as the ad was very gratifying and so were the very pale pictures of a new provider by the name of Karma from yoursecretdesire agency (YSD). As for the agency they are not that well known even though they do have quite a few good looking young ladies and have been around for a long while (2 years maybe). A few of their ladies have reviews (including Cassandra by myself) not that many though. The reason maybe they have for their own reasons decided not to be active on review boards. As for Karma she is a tall blue eyed pale blonde with a pair of medium to large size pale firm boobs. Her face was familiar so I asked her if she has ever been a dancer and yes she has. At my popular SC (Barbs). That is where I must have seen her. She is very friendly. Very very polite (she must have said thank you so much to me at least a hundred times). Very sexy kitty (typical of a tall blonde) and sweet too and blue eyes and pale skin though with several tattoos. She is a safe GFE. She does her best to satisfay. She is outcall only for now but may do incalls too if there is enough demand for incalls. For those who love dancers she dances at Barbs and with the same name Karma (please remember the law as we speak not to mention about her new escorting job in a public place like a strip bar). Thank you Karma and YSD for the lovely Sunday afternoon.

Lots of make-up, lighting and a good photographer can make photos deceptive. This is part of the fantasy however (build anticipation) and I can see why sometimes when you have these wonderful sexy/elegant photos it can cause some disappointments (why really professional photos can sometimes be counterproductive) but we do NOT condone the ladies for using REAL photos that are deceptive... that would not be right, but some feedback in a productive way would be nice. For instance if the lady have all elegant photos for instance and she showed up in track pants, hair rollers and rubber boots (maybe sexy for some?!?) I could see some serious disappointment as the ad and photos should represent how the lady presents herself.... if her photos on the ad were in a elegant dress, makeup and hair done... one would expect that is the way she normally shows up at calls. Anything other would be bad and misleading unless discussed ahead of time.

I'd like to add Juicy Jessie to the list and give a second mention to a few previously mentioned beauties! In no particular order: Zoe Zee, Emily, Kaylee Kisses and LeighXOX are all gorgeous locals that consistently deliver the goods! Posted via Mobile Device