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I don't think total honesty is really required in this hobby/biz. After seeing some SP's several times sometimes personal stuff will come out after trust has been established....I think that's normal, and perfectly acceptable.....depending on the client and the level of mutual trust that has been built It's happened to me a couple occasions that SP's have voluntarily divulged very personal information to me after a trust has been established, and that's perfectly ok.....actually it's kind of flattering to be trusted that much by an SP. And it ads to the intimacy. But it's not a requirement to a good session. Long story short, total honesty isn't bad per se......but for me personally, it's not necessary. If a lady wants to open up to me I'll be more than happy to hear her out...but it's not something I expect. And depending on the client, being too honest may in fact be a bad thing and could even be potentially dangerous. As for the amount of honesty you want to divulge on cerb, I don't think anything I read could possibly turn me off, unless like Brad says, it reveals the person to be a total schmuck lol. But Emily J raises a very good point that pretty much anybody with an internet connection can read what's on here. Something to consider. Like Cleo said, everything we initially need to know is included in the ads and recommendations, the rest we can find out when we meet her....and by the rest I mean the lady's personality, intelligence, and sexual preferences. At the end of the day that is really all we need to know about her.

Don't be fooled by men who threaten to "crucify" an SP by writing negative reviews. You don't need reviews to survive in this world. Provide honest service and they'll come back, reviews or not.

I think you need to be yourself in order to succeed in this business - but that doesn't need people need to know everything about me. The 'Cleo Catra' I project is an honest portrayal of me - she's a part of me. BUT, that's not my name...and I don't tell everyone everything about me. That would be too much like dating, and I'm NOT dating my clients. My clients know as much about me as they need to know to decide if they want to see me. Once they see me, they learn more, and decide if they'd like to come back. In every encounter, we learn more about each other...what sexual buttons to push, how to draw that orgasm out, how to tease, excite, play. And in the process, we talk and learn details about each other on a personal level, which heightens the intimacy of our time together. And I love that. However, if I had a fight with my best friend right before a client shows up, I'm not going to tell him the details of that fight. I might say 'You know girls, ugh! Always silly fights', then move on to our session. If I have giant bills looming and I'm stressed about money, I'm not going to go into details of how I didn't manage my finances well this month, but might say 'Budgets dont' always work!', then move on to our session. Etc. The man is coming to me for his own escape from reality, his own fantasy, his own sexual desire. For all I know, his wife may have broken down that morning because SHE had a fight with her best friend, so he's coming to me to escape - so the last thing I want to do is lay on the details of my own personal drama. I like being part of a fantasy, of having this world where I lay my personal dramas aside for an hour or two, and escape to this sexual, sensual world between the sheets.

Admittedly, I could lose 20-25 lbs for health reasons even though I'm considered healthy but the way I am built, I will never be stick skinny and I've come to accept that. I hit 110 lbs one time and my face looked sickly and gaunt and was told I looked like a 12 year old elf. I'm the only one in my family with boobs, ass, an hourglass figure and am proud of it. I don't listen to haters or those assholes on other sites who tell me I'm too fat. I really couldn't give a flying fuck. I'm an attractive woman and my track record in this business speaks for itself with my long list of regulars and new clients. Self acceptance is one of the greatest freedoms I have ever experienced!

How have I stayed out of this thread so long....I LOVE boobies!!!

I always say....''different strocks for different folks'' thats why there is a place for each and everyone of us! older, younger, thin, curvy, muscular....gents can have their pick ;) Feeling good in your own skin makes you beautiful :)

I wanted to take a few moments to thank not only the gentlemen but the entire Cerb community for one of the best changes I've seen since my return to the hobby ( had been gone since 2008 )... During the pre-chatroom era ( circa 2005-2008 ) I was often chastised for being an SP who wasn't a size 0. I'm a size 12. You know who else was a size 12? Marilyn. I don't need to write out her last name, you know damn well who I am talking about. Over the last few months, I can see that the diversity of cerbites has increased greatly, which shows in cases like preferable women's sizes no longer being a biased, one-sided affair. Even if women my size are not your cup of tea, the respect shown concerning "to each their own" is staggeringly exceeding my expectations. Thank you cerbites for believing in "all women are beautiful in their own way" !!! An especially BIG thanks to the mods also, as this chastisement was allowed to take place on "the other board" which is the main reason for my switch to this one only :) I love your no tolerance for BS! ________________________________________________ FOOD FOR THOUGHT: 1. Marilyn Monroe's body measurements: Height: 5'5 Weight: 118-140 lbs Bust: 35-37 inches Waist: 22-23 inches Hips: 35-36 inches Bra size: 36D 2. Dove's "REAL BEAUTY" campaign: http://www.dove.ca/en/Social-Mission/About-the-Movement.aspx 3. Definition beau·ti·ful adj. a) Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight. b) Excellent; wonderful. beauti·ful·ly adv. beauti·ful·ness n. Synonyms: beautiful, lovely, pretty, handsome, comely, fair All these adjectives apply to what excites aesthetic admiration. Beautiful is most comprehensive: a beautiful child; a beautiful painting; a beautiful mathematical proof. Lovely applies to what inspires emotion rather than intellectual appreciation: "They were lovely, your eyes" (George Seferis). What is pretty is beautiful in a delicate or graceful way: a pretty face; a pretty song; a pretty room. Handsome stresses poise and dignity of form and proportion: a very large, handsome paneled library. "She is very pretty, but not so extraordinarily handsome" (William Makepeace Thackeray). Comely suggests wholesome physical attractiveness: "Mrs. Hurd is a large woman with a big, comely, simple face" (Ernest Hemingway). Fair emphasizes freshness or purity: "In the highlands, in the country places,/Where the old plain men have rosy faces,/And the young fair maidens/Quiet eyes" (Robert Louis Stevenson). 4. Most importantly: BEAUTY LIES WITHIN THEY EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

Just trying something out here, to see how it goes. The winner will face off against a new contender the next day. Open of course to anyone to post a new contest on the thread. I'll start us off. Girl One: Girl Two:

To clarify my earlier comment, when I refer to honesty I suppose the more accurate way of framing it is that I appreciate someone being genuine and real.... To a degree. I don't need or want to know your real name initially. If a level of trust is reached then I would be flattered but its not important. Your name, birth date or any other personally identifiable information is rightly yours and none of my business. The honesty pertains to who you are as a person. I'm attracted to a person as a whole, not just a set of attributes or menu items. Chemistry is important and true chemistry requires a level of authenticity and human connection, at least that is my opinion. Genuine, authentic and honest. Let me know who you are as a person. What you like. How you think. What you believe. Just don't tell me everything and certainly not right away

If you are new to this hobby NEVER see ladies in your home unless they have stellar reputations backed up by recommenadations from guys that you trust. Seeing a lady you know nothing about in your home has disaster potential especially if something goes sideways. As for the extra charge, that is normal if it is an SP that also maintains an incall. If the SP has an incall to maintain, then coming to you costs her extra money in transportation cost, especially if she has a driver. As well if she comes to see you that takes extra time away from her "office" so even though you are only paying her for 1 hour if it takes her 30 minutes to get to you and then home, you are actually tying her up for 2 hours. SP's that don't maintain an incall likely shouldn't charge more on top of their normal rate as they don't have the monthly overhead associated with an incall and the transportation, driver, etc. is jsut part of her costs of doing business. Cheers

From what I have read from the many recommendations and of course from the advertisements, Emily J is certainly one to check out although I haven't yet had the pleasure of doing so myself. Some of my favourites include (in terms of the quality of the bj) although not all may offer CIM (have to check with the SP) Cleo Catra (amazing!) Nicolette Vaughn Sexxy Rebecca

Honesty is generally appreciated. Getting to know someone on a personal level is pretty important to deepen my attraction. Intelligence, humour, kindness are just some of the very attractive qualities that can be revealed to heighten a connection. Drama and negativity should not be shared and are certainly turnoffs.

I think Phaedrus used the phrase 'edited highlights' when describing what he revealed about himself on CERB. That is, of course, what we all do. I believe it is what we do every day in all of our dealings with other people too. I suppose that I might slightly emphasize or play down certain aspects of my personality with one group and then do the same for other aspects with other groups. I am not ever false, but society needs some sort of lubrication to work and I see courtesy and friendliness as that lubricant. It's only when you deal with real a**holes that the whole machine seizes up and breaks down. I consciously try to remain my unaffected self as much as possible when I deal with everyone, including SPs. It is too much trouble to do otherwise and can lead to too many problems if you don't. Speaking of lubricant . . . Oh, wrong thread.

I feel that there is a core of information that we share about ourselves. Both online and with our clients. Yes, I give truthful information about where I grew up, where I have lived, where my home base is. Also some information about my personal life. However, there is some information I will not divulge except to those that I have seen for a long time and I feel I can trust them. I had a longtime client that asked me for my real name. Something was off, and I told him my "other" working name. Sure enough, he contacted me once and called me by my "other name", which really creeped me out. What would have happened if I gave him my real name? Of course, that ended our relationship as I felt he had overstepped my boundaries. Maybe I overreacted, but I felt that he had taken something I told him in confidence and abused it. So, yes, honesty is very important, but you still have to protect yourself and be aware of what information you divulge and to who.

Just for the record, everything on CERB is now open to everyone, which includes all non-members. You do not need an account to see anything here. :) Account is only necessary to post. Profiles and albums can be hidden by users themselves, but all threads and posts are visible to everyone with an internet connection.

My preference is the VIP location and the west end on Carling.

I don't believe in brutal honesty. That involves numerous things I try to stay away from and I agree people can be rude and hurtful under the guise of "helping" or "being honest". I also believe that non full disclosure is not dishonesty as no one has the right to your information if it does not impact them in any way, shape or form. I think we have perhaps taken a rather sad turn here....

Thanks for the thread. I'm a size 16 and 5'11", 190 lbs.. so I'm not a small girl either.. but I love my curves and so do my friends and fans :) You go girl!

Actually douche bag and sex offender Remember, any unwanted sexual contact is a sexual assault. Seeing a professional companion doesn't give a guy carte blanche approval to do any sexual activity he wants, the lady's boundaries must be respected RG

I'm creating a special citation for beautiful bums, limiting pics here to cerb-approved photos to avoid hassles. I've been running a 'favorite pics on cerb' thread, but this one is more specialized. My first two citations go to Belle and Jazy. Belle: And Jazy:

FELICIA,24. Outcalls only. 204-957-0561 - 24 Several matches, pic is from a stock image company. Sexy SaraH IS ReadY CaLL. 204-930-0134 Stolen from the gallery below: http://www.hottystop.com/southern-brooke-pink/ Bree, also advertising as Breezy Baby with same pics This pic is all over the place, not even a challenge LOL, but worth a look because she's cute http://images.luscious.net/665/topless_in_yoga_pants_nice_913174075.jpg Rose is New in town, BUSTY hot Asian Girl. Unique Style, WOW EFFECTS, 800-0687 - 2 Picture is of porn star Ai Bome. http://imgur.com/r/AsianHotties/owrg1 These girls bring all the girls on bp into disrepute. That's sad because there are girls who are honest enough to post real pics.

Reading the various threads there are a few where guys are speculating on whether or not certain masseuses provide "extras". I would advise you to be very careful about how you go about determining this. Why? Well just out of curiosity I'm having a massage from an RMT yesterday. My regular gal has gone AWOL so I thought I'd try out a lady who is a friend of my assistant. We're chatting away and the conversation turns to how some guys think RMT's are MP's. She is really angry/disgusted by this so I know which side of the discussion she is on. Anyway she tell me a couple of stories about how guys have come on to her. She then tells me about how a friend of hers had a guy grab her hand and place it on his penis. The girl freaked and called the cops. End of story, the guy gets charged with sexual assault, gets 6 months supervised probation and had to attend therapy. As well, he's now on the sexual offender's registry so good luck with that. I'm not saying anyone here is that stupid. Just be careful how you approach this subject when not sure how the lady will react. Cheers

Hi there, My name is Little Amy and I am new to Cerb and to the Ottawa area and I just wanted to take this time to introduce myself and say hi to you all. I look forward to making some new friends and meeting some of you.

I'll chime in with my two cents worth. I think it's fair to say in this lifestyle there something for everyone. Me, for example, just a sexual encounter I would find empty, but for some other guys, that is all they want from an encounter. I much prefer a longer encounter, but one where you spend time getting to know one another. And if there is a connection/chemistry, then the lady and I will repeat, and likely we will open up even more with one another. And there is nothing more special, JMHO than being intimate with a lady you have allowed to get to know you and she has allowed you to get to know her. And to establish that connection, well you both have to be somewhat open and honest with one another, and also be discrete, and respect each other's privacy A rambling RG

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Welcome to cerb. This is a great site and has great resources. If you ever need any help, feel free to pm me. xoxo

Myself I prefer that the person I'm with is honest it make a for a better time. When I say honest I mean they don't have to lie. For example if they enjoy something or not, doesn't it make it better if they are honest and tell you. If we start chatting I hope they are honest but hey I don't know I'm no mind reader. Being honest doesn't mean they have to disclose everything. If there uncomfortable or don't want to talk or do something just say so it won't hurt my feelings, I'm terrible at reading people so I prefer honesty. I can see thought some who prefer it the other way around. Like Cleo Catra said some client might not want to hear her problem, they just want to escape reality into their own fantasy. That totally in the hands of a provider, personal I would be more than happy to listen and offer my advice, but that just me. When it come to their ads I would hope what they say is honestly a reflection of themselves. Same goes for how the portray themselves but that a two way street, as a client I should be honest if the lady has questions for me. If a subject become to personal and feel like I don't want to talk about I'd just say it, what would be the point of lying.

Very witty!!!! Great sense of humour. I think a lot of readers missed your point --- the analogy you used to express that point! Love it! Makes me want you...LOL

For a first time session, I prefer the lady to take the lead, take the first kiss, undress me, I am shy, and if I don't know the lady and don't know what is allowed. I like the lady to set the mood for the date. If there is chemistry and it looks like we are getting along, I will get more involved and take more control. It depends on the woman and YMMV. But I am not a aggressive man and am happy to have the lady take the lead. I've always had an enjoyable time. They seem to know what they are doing and how to treat a man :)

I used to live in Fredericton, now i'm in Ottawa... there is definitely a demand for it. Its a small niche but a nice one. I would love for more pregnant SP to be around.

Denise Milani:

I sincerely want to thank all who responded as I've been surprised and thankfully educated and now informed. This above response was the main reason I thought men wanted to give up "the lead" I had no idea and feel rather silly for it, for not realizing that men need to be desired and need to see and feel that on a session. I guess I still have old thoughts and ideas such as- if a guy gets sucked and fucked, excuse my bluntness- that he'll be happy. Obviously, and hence the gfe, men want passion just as much and maybe even more than women. Thanks for enlightening me. For me the wonderful and most exciting aspect of these relationships is the learning process, As in life every moment/session is a new one and something can be learned from it. To the men that like to be dominant or take the lead-yum!!:biggrin:No matter the role one takes on understanding one another is the first and most important step, then chemistry, then fireworks, then big smiles-enjoy everyone and thanks.

38. Living Social Deals, Groupons, Senior Discounts and Student Bus Passes. Ummmmmm.... no. No. No..... and no. You think this is a joke? Seriously. It's not a joke. Don't get me wrong, it's funny as hell, but some guys have ACTUALLY asked whether any of the aforementioned were either available or applied to the fee structure. Soooooo.... ummmm... gentlemen.... when you call one of the wonderful providers asking for one of these discounts, you will now be scorned. Scorned and humiliated. Scorned, humiliated and chastised. Not a candidate for penis cooties, but definitely out of the running for a bacon sandwich. And you deserve it. 39. Surprise!!!! Sometimes, surprises are great. Like, ummmm... necklaces, and rings, and pendants and earrings ... pretty much the entire jewellery food group. Gift certificates are good too. Live animals... sure... maybe, no. Not really. Unless they want a pony. Girls love ponies. Okay not ALL girls love ponies. And it's hard to sneak a pony into an elevator. Other surprises... hmmm. That's between you and your provider. And sometimes... yes, sometimes you need to let your provider know when you are fixing up a surprise. Like showing up in size 18 lingerie. Lingerie is cool. Don't get me wrong. Lingerie can make you feel pretty (so I'm told.) But showing up in lingerie may be a bit disconcerting. She might even giggle. A LOT. She might be wearing the same lingerie as you and feel uncomfortable. She may admire your lingerie. But... and this is a big but (not that your butt looks big in lingerie) if you had told her that you were going to wear a frilly teddy and a peekaboo bra, her reaction may not have been so... ummmm... giggly, or frightened... or a combination, friggly (that's right, I made up a word.) Some providers may be COOL with surprises.... just not all of them. It's better to get to know someone a bit before showing up in a unicorn mask replete with a special horn. Just making a suggestion!!! 40. More alternatives to Bacon sandwiches Nope. Ummmmm... maybe.... mmmmmm, nope. Motorbaconboating!!!!!! Kinda greasy... but OMG... motorbaconboating. Okay the bacon can't be fresh out of the pan, needs to be dried on a paper towel.... but my GOD. Motobaconboating boobies would be awesome. Oh I am a genius!!!!

I just want to say to all those write in their blogs, I really appreciate it. I'm not sure what it really does for anyone else, but for me it adds another layer of comfort with this industry. I think it's also really professional, a great method of marketing, and has time and again surprised (in a nice way) about the topics I've read. So thank you to all you fabulous ladies.

Did you know... ...The Clitoris is the only body part in either females OR males, in which it's only function is pleasure? :) ...the "glans" which is just the tip that you can see has over 8,000 nerve endings, nearly twice the amount on the head of a penis? ...only less than one quarter of the clitoris is visible and the internal parts rival the size of an adult penis? ...the clitoris will grow up to 4x between when a women hits puberty up until after 30 years of age? ...ancient cultures used to worship the divine vulva as the gateway for all of human life? Yup, it's pretty amazing! :) <-- All that yellow is the clitoris!

Orgy? LOL. Three women, one man.. I would classify it as an orgy. I once did an appt or I should orgy with one man and 9 other ladies. A few were SPs I did not know and others were swingers in his social circle who were sexually comfortable with themselves and towards others. It was his dream, he had the financial means and lifestyle to do so and he was in heaven! It was all about him that night. However, that's a lot of people to be involved with in such an intimate way in terms of every lady having a productive role while not being left out. He had it all planned beforehand and in agreement through various discussions with all ladies in terms of how the session would be conducted but in a way that just flowed naturally and not scripted or directed verbally. It's all in the planning and would be best to discuss what the customer's goal is in this case. In my case, the session was a success, everyone had fun and it was interesting to say the least!

" Some women are fine with being objectified regarding services and others like myself are not." This is actually the most important issue here for me. I have opinions about BBBJs (hey, I'm a guy, I like them, what would you expect) but I don't want to reduce my opinion of an SP to a yes/no option on a particular physical act. Yes, I really enjoy BBBJs, but only some of the SPs whose company I most enjoy are comfortable with them, and that's fine, that's part of the package. It sometimes seems, with new members, that they have not yet entirely taken on board that CERB is not simply a site for hobbyists. "Locker room talk" is not the correct standard of discourse. (Though having spent a lot of time in locker rooms, I'm willing to say that such talk isn't actually all that common there.) That said, I don't mean to criticise OP, who actually was trying to be inclusive with his initial question.

She was/is there this evening/tonight. Aso is Andrea, who I think is another favourite of yours :-) Additional Comments: Things were humming along there tonight, Friday evening. There seemed to be a few parties, with quite a few female customers, who were happy to tip on stage from time to time. And today is shooter girl Ashley's birthday, so she will no doubt keep the party going. As far new girls, I met a charming new girl tonight by name of Megan. Hasn't been dancing for that long, and said she was nervous going on stage, but she did a great job and looked terrific. Very curvy natural figure, tanned slightly exotic looks (I'd guess Portuguese if pushed - I didn't ask), and not too shabby on the pole tricks. Refreshingly open and genuine to talk to, and fun in the CR too. I look forward seeing her again. She's also a Cerb lurker, and with a bit of luck she'll register and pop up and say Hi!

Kris makes an excellent point. I am amazed (maybe embarrassed is a better description) that there are so many guys that want to hit on the RMT's thinking that deep down inside, these girls MUST be itching to jerk a guy off for a change.. And as for guys that think they are going to find an RMT that will jerk them off and then process the billing thru their Blue Cross coverage?? OMG... Please, do us all a favor. Stop imagining that every RMT that advertises is going to miraculously provide you with a happy ending. These people are in this business as registered practitioners. This pisses off the RMT's, their Association, and the cops. Give it a rest, fellas...

I understand you questioning this but providers are not about to discuss their management of these situations in a public forum as it simply gives a client with this intention insight into how to circumvent our safety measures. I gently suggest you find a good agency, learn the ropes, earn your stripes and if you go indie and still have questions you will be granted access to the private area where our important issues are discussed. This game is sold, not told. Let the people making the money off the phones teach you. It's their job... cat

Saw this. Thought it was interesting. Voila!

Yes, it's a new thing. We have had a LARGE increase in new members trying to SHILL post recommendations (Mostly asian ads that are known bait and switchers) so I just made a minimum to post a rec... that stops the lame shill accounts and also gives some credibility to those who make it to 5+ posts and 5+ days. I may make a page that explains the moderation period more clearly and set it so that all new members are asked to read the page. I just don't have time right now to set that all up

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.