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Just wanted to remind everybody with the hot days we've been having its not acceptable to leave pets, babies or even helpless elderly in a car while you run errands. Leaving a small crack in the window doesn't allow sufficient air circulation to keep it cool enough to stay in a car for long periods of time with out a/c. Yesterday I went to The hardware store and some inconsiderate person left there dog in the car with a crack in the window. So when I got in the store I kindly asked a clerk if they could kindly make an announcement over the intercom. The girl wasn't sure she could do that so she contacted her manager meanwhile I continued on my way to pick up what I needed. I was about 15-20min in the store never heard an announcement. So when I arrived back outside the dog was still in the car. I noticed that the door was left unlocked and I opened the door then proceeded to tie the dog to the vehicle and gave it some water and left a note on the windshield of the car. I stated if you hadn't left your door unlocked I would have left you a Brocken window instead of this reminder not to leave your dog inside a car on a hot sunny day. I heard on the news that in ottawa you can contact the animal humane society and they would come and help the animal. Since I was on the Quebec side I wasn't sure who to call and beside how long would it of taken them so I took matters in my own hands. Probably wasn't the best idea since the owner could have came out causing a confrontation which for me, I try to avoid those type of situation but I did what I thought was the best idea at that time.

I don't mean to hijack this thread, and for that, I apologize Empty83. I simply wanted to address this concern by RyleeLove. Rylee, everyone practices safer sex differently, and we (at least I hope I can speak collectively here) do not tolerate judgment about these types of practices on CERB. The only safe sex is no sex at all, which isn't very fun. That being said, people (be they SPs or not) make educated decisions about their sexual health and evaluate risk based on a huge array of factors. Is it possible to get an STI from unprotected oral sex? Yes. However, the statistics are incredibly low, and there are various things people can do to mitigate that risk. It's definitely not a safe sex nono. It might be for you, but not for all. In terms of the original question, I find it very sexy when a partner achieves orgasm, no matter how that happens :) Personally, I don't offer some of the acronyms listed there, but it's definitely hot to see both men and women orgasm.

I posted this in 2011 on here. This simple act of kindness saved me long ago... This is a most difficult question to answer. In my life I have seen some of the most vile and disturbing acts anyone can ever imagine. I've served in Bosnia 3 times, Croatia twice, Kosovo twice, Afganistan twice officially and 4 times on short stays, and Iraq twice. Recently early in the summer, I was also in another war zone. This is an experience I would not wish on anyone, what you see in the movies gives you no concept of the realities of war. I was very happily out of it all, when I was asked last fall to go back and take on a slightly different job. Is this something that I regret, no. It was a very difficult decision to make, and I made it for the right reasons. Why, because protecting those who cannot protect themselves is always worth the risk. So what is it that inspires me? A moment in time, I sometimes ask myself if it was even real. During some of the worst fighting in Iraq, something outstanding occurred. We were in Az Zubayr, it was I figure around 6am. Fighting had been raging all night and I was on almost no sleep for 3 days. I came around a corner with the young soldier who still serves with me today, weapons were up and ready. I still don't know what caused either one of us to hesitate, something didn't feel right for whatever reason. As we came around the corner there was a little girl standing there. I don't know why she was there, she must have been maybe 6 or 7, but she smiled at us. Both of us lowered our guard just so she knew we would not hurt her, she reached down and picked two little flowers that were growing next to the wall and walked over and gave them to us. The young soldier and I looked at each other in amazement....how could something like this happen here, in this place, under these circumstances? Then she smiled again and walked away...I still wonder how any of it was ever real! Well it was real, I still have that flower tucked away in a very safe place. It reminds me that no matter how terrible things can get, there is always something that can make you smile and remind us, there is some good in this world! My grandfather said to me as a very young boy, "Do what's right, not what's easy". I live by those words every day, and will never give up hope on humanity.

ooh, ahh, hmmm, yea, ohhh....... well just plain yummy, what is better than an orgasm! I love watching a man cum, and no Empty its not part of the job its part of the enjoyment.:)The point of having sex, for me that is, is to turn my man on, to make him feel as good as possible, to make him have a toe curling big O and I'll do my absolute naughty best to accomplish that goal because as I said, there is nothing hotter than watching a man cum, on me or in me:bj2:

I plan to NOT get out of my pajamas, unless it is to take them off completely and receive a gentleman caller. Otherwise, my plan is to: * snuggle my pets * watch The Sopranos * order delivery (it's a holiday, no cooking allowed [unless it's on a barbecue]) * masturbate Not necessarily in that order, and repeat tasks as needed

Considering the recent discussions here on CERB about fat/skinny body shaming, I wanted to share this amazing website that I came across today! "The Nu Project is a series of honest nudes of women from all over the world. The project began in 2005 and has stayed true to the original vision: no professional models, minimal makeup and no glamour. The focus of the project has been and continues to be the subjects and their personalities, spaces, insecurities and quirks." It is quite a remarkable collection of photographs of a wide variety of real women. It is a showcases and celebrates the beauty in ALL women's bodies, in their natural state. All unique and beautiful in their own way! :) www.thenuproject.com Enjoy!

I have always been more a giver than a receiver... In many ocations I have open the door of my home to friends that were new immigrants to Canada and helping people in general fulfills me.. I care lots about my friends and people around me... But there was this one particular occation last summer, I came home, after work, went to the liquor store to buy some wine, just as I was leaving I noticed this old gentleman just sittinmg on the ground with his little doggie, asking for some food for his dog (not even for him) he wanted food for his little friend... I am not a person to give money, so I went into the grocery store right beside me.. Grabbed a big bag of doggie food, and a hole cooked bbq chicken some salad and home fries... Brougjt them out to this guy... His eyes watered and he was so thankful, I then asked him if he had a home.. He said yes, I ll have to walk there now because I don't have money for the bus, I asked him where it was, it turned out to be very close and on my way home, so I told him come with me I will drop you off... We had a little chat on the way... I was very moved and as soon as I dropped him of I broke into tears... I gave god a big thank you for blessing me with good health and all the other perks, sometimes we take for granted just the fact that we are able to eat every day...

No Empty it doesn't bother me as my clients choices don't affect my ego nor my pocket book. I don't rely on this as my sole income so I am able to live comfortably without this , I'd have to be a bit more frugal but my day to day expenses have been covered. I think you are being smart by taking a break or stepping back form a provider you have become attached to since most sp hobby relationships are started for monetary reasons or some kind of kink, not for finding a mate. I guess I'm wired perfectly for doing this as I just don't go there I don't attach to people that way, I love the company of men from time to time but love it when they leave as well:)

I'm sorry Empty that you have to be so guarded with your feelings when hobbying and its never alright for an sp to lead anyone on. When I first started meeting cerb men I always mentioned to many before they left the name of another woman, and, in all cases I was asked why I wanted to give my business away. I explained that I just wanted them to be aware that there were other beautiful ladies if they didn't want to see me again. I must say their reaction confused me as I thought referring and recommending was part of the experience. I am always happy to meet with nice guys repeatedly, if they so choose, if they don't that's fine too. Either way its never taken personally. In this lifestyle one should understand that most providers are in this for monetary reasons, not to form emotional bonds.

Hey Folks Well I'm proud to say that I preformed my very first Sounding session today. It wasn't as difficult as I thought it would be. My client certainly enjoyed the new experience. Here's a link to more info on Sounding: http://www.thechaingang.com/article/sounding-male-sexual-pleasure-318/ If you'd like to try a new sensation on your Willy.. PM me for more info. It's really not as bad as it "Sounds"..haha Take Care Ms.Samantha

Think its safe to say almost all men love seeing a lady during orgasm. Whether watching her moan and squirm, even some who squirt. So I've never that of it the other way, understanding give a man an orgasm is usually part of the job but is this a turn on? What do you woman like about? I've been reading some of the threads on here cof/cob/cim and understand that some men enjoy this. I personally never done intentionally done that. Do woman enjoy this or is it more of a tolerance and allow this to please the man? What's your thoughts?

Hey Empty, Just a suggestion here, but have a look at Social Groups and spend some time on the Oral section (& others) and check out the facial shots and mini videos. It great research time well spent.

During the day whenever I have a thought about someone who makes me smile or excites me or whatever, I like to drop a note just so they know I was thinking of them. Sometimes it's nice to know that you're on someone's mind. Sometimes it's the little things that mean the most! Miss Sophia V.....YOU are an amazing and special lady and you never fail to impress me with your inner beauty!

Additional Comments: A little too much tung.... Additional Comments: Additional Comments: Beating the heat....

Most clubs should be! Some might just have slightly reduced hours though. Barb's, for example, isn't opening until 1pm and won't have a lunch buffet.

I think that giving other ladies a heads up is a good idea and it is done. It isn't a bad date listing per say but a "take this booking with caution" for the girls that have to pay per use on the rental of their space whether they do the appointment or not. Some girls share space, others rent hotel rooms etc and if they know there is a chance he may flake, she may prefer to book him on a day when she has another solid appointment as well. It will also allow her to make an informed decision in the event she has 2 requests for the same time and one is potential NC/NS. Ladies that have a fixed incall over head can decide if they actually have the time to waste before booking the appointment. Many of us will take the chance if we don't have something else more promising to do but there are days that a WOT can completely screw up our schedule AND our needed income stream for the week so if we have knowledge that he's a bit flaky we can make an informed decision. Short of him laying in intensive care or the morgue, there is no reason that someone couldn't contact the provider in the 12 hours following a NS except a blatant lack of respect for our time... cat

Thanks Empty, this is so important to pay attention to. So please, please when you see a dog, baby, left unattended in a vehicle, especially in the heat of summer report it and follow up to make sure the idiot, yes idiot that committed this offence, and I say offence because in Nova Scotia it is illegal to leave a dog unattended in a car, is found and reprimanded properly. And may I thank you for doing what was right:) as it only takes minutes for a care to heat up to unbearable temperatures.

I love watching a guy a cum .. afterall I worked so hard for it I want to enjoy it too

As I've gotten older I've seemed to unintentionally develop a non-ejaculation orgasm which has the usual intensity :). The real fun is the second one which seems to ratchet up in intensity and the subsequent ejaculation volume is prodigious. Cool :) Peace MG

Well, the main thrust of the article seems to be that people continue to be exploited despite the legalization of prostitution in Germany. I don't think this is entirely surprising; you can see exactly the same in other legal industries where a lot of immigrants end up (e.g. construction and agriculture). Even legal immigrants can be very dependent on the people who brought them in due to language and cultural barriers; it's worse, obviously, for those who aren't in the host country legitimately.But you don't see article written about the construction and agriculture industries, because they're just not going to get the same reader interest as one focused on prostitution will. This is a problem with cheap and immobile labour, not with prostitution per se. It has more to do with the proximity of a wealthy economy (Germany) and poorer ones (Romania, Hungary) with relatively easy transport links and immigration procedures between them. That's always going to lead to potentially exploitative employment. Although the article spends a great deal of time bewailing the fate of young ladies in Germany, and the fact that there seems to be little political will to change the law again, it really makes no serious effort to examine or propose alternatives. Sweden and Holland get a brief mention. New Zealand isn't mentioned at all. Decriminalization (rather than legalization) isn't considered in the slightest. Neither are conditions in jurisdictions in which either prostitution or activities relating to it are illegal. All we get is some vague idea of a Utopia in which prostitution is illegal, and all the girls magically vanish. I can't shake the feeling that what the authors really want is for prostitution to become illegal again, and then the next article can just say, "Well, it sucks, but what they're doing is illegal so it's their own fault and we don't need to care." That might assuage their middle-class guilt, but it won't help anybody.

Quite apart from what Nat said (which which I agree 100%), it's entirely possible to have orgasms without oral sex being involved. I suspect autofellatio is beyond most of us guys, and yet I think it's not too much of a stretch to assume that most of us manage to achieve orgasm while alone. And there are plenty of MAs around who create - and presumably enjoy - orgasms from their clients on a regular basis, too...

I think if women saw one another as men see us we may be less critical of one another. There is no one that is harder on another woman than another woman. Men don't see our flaws the way we see them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but the beholder should realize beauty comes in all shapes,sizes and colors and true beauty isn't always visible.

Just a lovely post and reminder about a woman's beautiful natural look. We are all victims, men and women to the Hollywood glamour look. Some men really believe that a woman ought to look like the pictures we see in mags, TV and of course the wonderful net. Thank you to those that do not, I have visitors tell me all the time not to fuss and fume with my "look", they are coming to visit me not my dress and all that adorns. Thanks guys!! :icon_smile: I am just as much a victim as I fall all the time and forget that I am beautiful just as I am. Seems these days there is always something that needs fixing or doing extra to shine. It is much nicer to shine through our love and actions than the dress or body we present. Such a delima isn't it for all of us?

There is documentary tonight at 9 on TSN. It's about how hockey is bringing both Arab and Jewish children together through sport. I know, a somewhat political documentary on a sports channel! I have been waiting to see this for some time now. I have served, snooped and lost too many friends in the Middle East over the years. Anything that can be done to make this world a better place warms what is left of my soul. Someone asked me the other day why I joined the British Forces? I joined not to fight, I joined to save lives and save this planet from destroying itself. I know that sounds grandiose to many, but that was how I felt and still do to this day. There is hope in this world and no matter how dark the night gets...you can see the stars! http://www.bellmediapr.ca/Network/TSN/Press/TSN-Original-Documentary-NEUTRAL-ZONE-Examines-Hockeys-Role-in-Bridging-Conflicted-Communities-in-the-Middle-East-

Fake. Her pictures are of Monique Luchese

There was a very popular masseuse her in Ottawa, that had a barbers chair. She could offer a trim and gave a very nice pedicure before going upstairs for a massage. I know this is more in the line for a beautician but I know that I would see her for the pedicure, a treat as it's a service I wouldn't normally partake in.

In the east end from 2-9 ..Don't miss this sexy blond ;) 5'2 natural 34Cs all over you...call 613-523-6199 or PM me personally let's make this day even hotter !

Folks come and go including favorites and regulars so personally I think ABP (always be prospecting) is a good thing to do. Peace MG

A great thread, Empty! For my part, I prefer to see only a small number of ladies, and mainly have repeats with my one or two ATFs. I do see the spice that variety can add, so I do mix it up a bit sometimes. As for getting too attached: I believe in being myself and showing (not holding back) my emotions. Ladies that can play along with me are very much valued -after all, it is fantasies that we are living out-, and yet I am fully aware that this is just for the time booked. Once a client leaves, the temptation to hold on to their feelings is there, but you have to compartmentalize them. It is a special type of relationship where you might (but not necessarily) have a deeper attachment, even a friendship, but you must as a client (and as provider) be vigilant in maintaining the boundaries. That's not to say that emotions don't sometimes lead to full-blown 'civilian' relationships, but this is quite rare indeed and not something to expect! And for my last point: Successful providers (especially with their regular clients) don't mind offering suggestions of their friends that a client may be a good fit with (no pun intended) without fear that their income stream is negatively impacted by you booking someone else for a change. I've had this happen (you know who you are) and think that's pretty cool, kind and magnanimous when it's offered. Just my nickle's worth... FR

Happy Belated Birthday jafo105! Hope you got to enjoy your day :)

Happy Birthday!!! may you have a fun and wonderful time :)

Happy Birthday Jafo! Hope you had a good one!

What are you waiting for? Come spend some time on wednesday 10 - 4 with a beautiful blonde barbie doll!! I have all of the skills and the will do drive you wild!! I love what I do and it shows Come let me tease and please you until you want to explode! and you will ;) PM me or call 613-523-6199 to book I cant wait to get my hands on you!!! xo Kelly

Thanks for all your input guys and ladies, I must admit I've learned something today. I was under the assumption that the whole cumshot was just hyped up in porno and some woman do enjoy it. I was under the impression it was all part of the fantasy. Thanks:) Now is there something specific you like about it, I'm sure guys may have there own different body reactions beside cumming during orgasm? In my experience, I've found that when someone else is in control of my orgasm its much more intense especially after I cum and they don't stop right away they go on a few seconds afterwards. Rather than me controlling it I stop after orgasm and when I can't take it no more.

For me it isn't an either or. First I love how so often a photo will show the personality of a woman. So many great examples on CERB. Because really her photos, her posts, her website, chat time....are all the elements that come together and build a desire to want to meet someone. So really if the pictures are clothed or nude...it is really a small part in my decision process. Now I will admit I do look. And I also really appreciate the ladies who have a variety of different shoots. Again to me it shows their different styles and moods. Perhaps more important is how the woman feels in whatever shoot she has developed. Confidence is a huge attraction for me so is I feel that in her pictures then again it is someone I'll want to spend time with. So do what you feel good about. And it will show you at your best. That is what catches this cubs attention. Thanks for asking.

Sheena Easton Strut http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcAJ9siMseA RG

I watched Skyfall 2 nights ago...i had read some comments on here and thought i'd give it a try...definatly the best James Bond i seen so far!

Having a psychological/psychiatric assessment first seems like a good idea, but there is a double aged sword with that. And that is the mental health community is predisposed to think that wanting to take/end your own life is a behaviour needing psychological intervention in order to prevent the person from taking his/her life. Also how do you differentiate between someone depressed, and someone who is down because they are terminally ill and in pain, and no longer alive, just living and would prefer assisted suicide to alleviate the suffering and to die with dignity The point raised is a good one. RG

I hadn't realised it made that much already, insane!! I was thinking the same thing in regards to the shared movie universe, which would be awesome! Also, I don't know about you, but I can't wait to see Lex Luthor make an appearance :D

This is when you bring on SOAP week: Sexual Oral Anal Pleasures week and massage of course. Thankfully I know within a day of when I'm going to start to give a heads up to those who want more. Ending is a little trickier but I take that into consideration. It's all good but I wish Aunt Flo would have a little more consideration and stay for a shorter visit and leave when I want to kick her out. Nothing makes me crazier then not being able to get it on when I want!

The agency is legit. They have been in business for several years, which is an eternity in this business, and they have many happy regular clients. They also have a lot of great ladies who generally enjoy what they do and have good working conditions. However, the ladies often come and go, so don't wait too long! ;)

There might be some demand, but apparently not enough. There have been several threads in which SPs have pointed out that when they make special trips to Cape Breton because of posts like this, they have difficulty getting enough bookings to cover the cost.

You know, its perfectly fine to not have any kind of love or attraction for bbw`s. But I am puzzled as to why you even bother to take the time to respond to a bbw thread that is asking for references for bbw service providers, only to indicate that you do not know of any and that you are also not attracted to them. Please note, I am not offended by the fact that you are not attracted to us- just get a little offended when people go out of their way to indicate something negative on something that is supposed to be positive :)

I think it must be legalized but with stringent conditions to prevent abuse- such as children putting pressure on parents to undergo the process so as to gain an inheritance. I am certain it will be legalized by mid-century in many first-world countries. In the meantime those who have not had somebody dear to them afflicted with a terminal illness and undergoing severe pain must cease pontificating about the sanctity of life. I am reminded of the holy and pure and protector-of-life judge who, at sentencing, humiliated the late Dr. Kevorkian for having helped a terminally-ill patient take her life. I wonder what the judge would do were she or someone dear to her to face the same circumstances as the individual who turned to Kevorkian for help.

As others have said, it's very important to discuss this with your nearest and dearest while it's still a future possibility, and before it becomes a real issue. I had a couple of long conversations with my parents and siblings about this over Christmas (festive, huh? :) ) - my parents have done quite a bit of thinking about it, and have made a point of making sure their wishes are clearly and unambiguously written down. Those include both courses of action that are currently legal (DNR, withholding treatment, etc) and those that aren't yet but may become so (a graceful exit with active assistance from a third party). It also covers the circumstances under which others may take control of their affairs, and who those others are. I've done the same. It's all a bit morbid, but I think it really ought to be done... and if you haven't had these conversations with your own families yet, it might be an idea to do so. If nothing else, let them know your wishes (after all, you never know when you might be incapacitated), and remember that when the time comes, written instructions are far better than a badly-remembered conversation from several years ago. And if you find it tough to broach the subject with your own parents, it may be that telling them your wishes will get them to at least think about the question. Of course, the big problem with all of this, when you're dealing with a person who's on the way out, is the potential for abuse, especially when there's nothing written down; it's an unfortunate fact that there are those who will abuse this sort of thing to get rid of people with malice aforethought, and any legalization of euthanasia would have to address this. Finally, my recollection from previous reading on the subject is that it happens all the time, even without being legal. It seems that many medical professionals have had that moment when the family, or the patient themselves, look you in the eye and ask, "Is there nothing you can do?"... and you know exactly what they mean. And so, if the doctor is willing, a dose of the painkillers that the patient's already on is given, but the doctor forgets to record it on the chart, and so the next doctor to come round a few minutes later repeats the dose... and what happens, happens. It would certainly be better if there were some sort of legal way of doing this.