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I actually think cocks are beautiful and love cock shots. However, as an introduction or without knowing my preference is rather inconsiderate and disrespectful. I'm completely about the whole package of a man and love to get to know his mind as well as the rest of him. Personality for me is paramount because there are so many areas of attraction, connection, compatibility, likeness and pleasure involved. Once I get to know you, by all means surprise me with some lovely nudes especially if you put a little thought or effort into them. I am a lover of erotica so this plays right into that. Mind you if you back up and include a playful smile or gleam in your eye along with a cock shot, I will let a big *RAWR* escape my lips but those shots,especially in this arena, need a degree of trust.

You'll also see some ladies chime in here about COF/CIM (Like me, I looooooove cof) http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=138039

Wrong, wrong, wrong.... run him down.......with a big net in one hand & a box of condoms in the other.... men love that! Well, I have been known to go up & lick a random chest, but I have recently been informed by the local constabulary that this is considered " pushy ". Puritans! Seriously though, I once saw 2 hot guys doing Hydro work & I just blurted out, " Is it wrong that I'm turned on by dayglo orange?" Got a good laugh followed by, " Hell, no!". Just the other day, I was in the line at the drug store, grabbed my stuff, looked back & WOW, what a hottie. I actually did a double take. He's looking at me like I 'm nuts but I couldn't help it. So I say, " Man, you look like a younger Jon Hamm", which he did. He got a huge smile on his face, looked at his buddy, back at me & said, " Thanks, I'll take that". I gave him a 2 thumbs up & said, "Tell your Mom, good job!" & walked away. I think men appreciate a sincere compliment as much as we do. As long as their wife/GF is not around. Bitches be crazy. If Junior Jon Hamm had asked, I would have given him my address & a key to my apartment! Alas, no. Maybe next time! Fun post SS! Sandi From a woman that had me pass a note in study hall to the cute zygote cooking our wings......seriously? And I don't need a big hamm... I need a big sausage. Get it straight! :icon_razz:

You are a very beautiful lady inside and out and are a great supporter of all the wonderful ladies Canada wide. You are caring, compassionate as well as sensual and so very inviting. I love your fun and playful streak as well. I'm sure many have benefited from your contributions and smile because of it. Looking forward to many more, happy you are here!

This is a question for everyone. I'm curious at what point in the process of arranging an encounter are your nerves most on edge? Though perhaps 'anticipatory' or 'expectant' would be a better word. Basically, when does your heart start to beat just a little bit faster? For me, it's actually the wait after I send an initial email/pm that gives me a bit of the jitters. I spend what is probably a silly amount of time writing, rewriting, editing, deleting, going for a walk, and then writing again that first message. And I still end up wondering if I didn't include enough information. Or perhaps too much! Or inadvertently said something inappropriate. I still find myself holding my breath a moment each time I check my messages to see if there's been a reply. And my pulse never fails to pick up when one does arrive!

Probably a good idea. I dropped in briefly and was rewarded with a (somewhat) rare Saturday sighting of the always exquisite Jenny and I have to say I've never seen her looking better onstage.

Seeing my niece for the first time in almost 7 years. Even though I only saw her for about 30 min, it brings joy and peace of mind she is doing well living with her father after the tragic death of her mother. Hopefully this will be the start of finally getting to see her more often.

I could sign my name, Notch Johnson Phd(Pretty Huge Dick) but I do not want to make myself feel superior to anyone else. All kidding apart I can't talk to people that have or think they have more brain then the average joe, it's like their sh!t don't stink.

I still get nervous at times, mostly with new clients! Phone calls for me are nerv wrecking...I'm always worried, will i sound ok...will my English be good, will he detect my nervousness...and when i hear a comforting voice, i calm down and i can express myself with ease. then its the opening of the door, minutes before i can walk up and down check and recheck everything, room ready check, hair ok check, then i peak outside to see if a gentleman is walking up to the door, heart beats faster, finally a Knock on the door, I feel excitement... then the eye contact, i welcome with a smile, sometimes a hug, sometimes a kiss, sometimes both :), then its all good ;) Like RG said, and i think its the same for us ladies...the day you wont feel anything, either nervousness or excitement or whatever you want to call it...its time to move on....

All 3 are equally safe or unsafe depending on YOUR choice. If you choose to do bbfs with any of the 3= unsafe. If you choose to do cfs with any of the 3= safe or as safe as can be. We as hobbyist really don't know what an SP does in her private or professional life, as the SP doesn't know what we do in our private lives. But the fact is we are both equally dangerous to each other. Lets face it, every encounter can be like a game of russian roulette for both. All we can do is be as safe as possible.

Watching CNN's news anchor Erin Burnett (Out Front) and the way she is not afraid to openly display her emotions always makes my day:-) Any other Erin Burnett fans out there?

One thing to consider is that there are many different types of intelligence. When we say intelligent we usually think of good at school or puzzles, but there are others such as musical or visual. I suspect that a lot of SP would probably rate as gifted in interpersonal intelligence (i.e. dealing with people).

In general what I have found is the more intelligent the person, the less I have in common with them, higher strung and less fun. Again, this is what I have noticed. My SO's father is a retired nuclear physicist who's favourite show is Bugs Bunny. I can talk to him all day without feeling dumb. My boss has his masters degree in mechanical engineering and he bores me to death on a regular basis. Being highly intelligent doesn't make you personable or interesting.

Sometimes super intelligent people (ie Mensa Top Of The Class LOL) may be really intellectually gifted, a genius, but they can't fit into for lack of a better word, the regular world...sort of a square peg in a round hole. Back when I was in university a prof of mine was talking about a friend of his (they got along I guess because they were both geniuses) He said his friend, also a prof was really intellectual, but had problems functioning in day to day society, for example taking a bus (OC Transpo a struggle) He just saw the world differently I guess But to answer the question, if a lady is comfortable with a guy interpersonally isn't that all that matters. I know some ladies with degrees who are in relationships with guys who are in blue collar jobs. And some of the smartest, ok not academically but common sense wise are people who in one case has high school, the other didn't even finish school. And no one should worry about what anyone else thinks, as long as you are happy and the guy is happy too And the most important thing isn't how smart you are, but are you a good person, and that transcends intelligence. Don't know if that is an answer or not But for the slower of us here, a picture RG

Youtube - 1. Go to any video. 2. Pause it. 3. Click anywhere outside the video. 4. Type 1980. ...very cool thing happens.

Absolutely! I remember when I first started escorting, I considered dancing and ruled it out because a girl actually had to know how to put on a show and I have 2 left feet! I loved the performance and the showmanship the headliner would bring and the club girls would constantly try to up their game so maybe they could headline one day. A couple of weeks ago I was at a club here, it was a very quiet night for both clients and girls; the stage was empty. The manager and I were kibitzing and he motioned to the stage suggesting I go up. I told him I would rather put a man on that stage and have my way with him than dance. (yes, I'm that bad a dancer). He laughed and replied "just pretend there is a guy there! That's all the girls do." and I realized he was serious. It was a sad realization for me. The game has changed and not for the better in my opinion. An art was lost... cat

as a burlesque dancer who works in the strip club i agree with you on the SHOWS part....these days, if a girl isnt doing magnificent pole acrobatics (which is definitely stage-worthy) girls just go up on stage and shake their asses or play with their naughty bits on stage and if someone REALLY dances or, heaven forbid, puts any sort of costuming or choreography into her act all it gets is eye-rolls from the other gals or club-goers...like they're "trying too hard" or something....thats why I'm super excited when i get to do a burlesque show outside the club because people hoot and holler and cheer as skin is about to be revealed and theres way more creativity than just laying down a blanket , getting down on all fours and spreading your legs.

You are beautiful inside and out with a fiery spirit and strong individuality. Your posts are thoughtful, caring, sexy and sometimes they just make me laugh (which is a very wonderful quality). I have enjoyed reading your words and exploring your perspective and I hope to keep enjoying for a very long time. You go girl!! *kiss*

Well I'll step out on a limb here and say you aren't in love with her You are infatuated with her, you like her but are also in lust with her Do you really think you are in love...try this. See her for a few dates obviously only if she agrees. No sex, no massage, no happy endings....just dinner and movie type date First will she charge you or will she see you as a conventional "civilian" date Second are you infatuated with her because of sex or because of the person she is I'm guessing she liked you as a client and opened up because she trusted you, and you vice versa. She may even consider you a friend...a friend who is a paying client For your sake and hers stop seeing her, no offence you don't seem able to emotionally handle this situation And stop the boozing and drugs they won't help you at all just start a downward spiral compounding your existing problem See NA and AA if you have too Good Luck RG

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Well done Meaghan, hope to see more of your post. Reaching your first 1000 post is a milestone! Congrats!

Congrats Meghan on hitting the 1000 post mark.... Keep up the great contributions....

Approaching a man with a compliment without looking desperate is to do it in a subtle manner and finding a reason to strike up a convo with him. For instance if you're in the produce section at a grocery store and you're both picking out vegetables, say something about the vegetables. Be friendly but not overly. Make it seem natural with eye contact and smile. Then you can sequeway into something about him having a nice smile or whatever it is you find attractive. However, it has to be a quality that isn't sexual. Men like women who appear to be in control in a confident way without coming on too strong. Then walk away and don't look back. If he's interested, he will make an attempt to continue contact with you. Engaging men and being friendly with still a bit of mystique and a touch of playing hard to get always work. If they're interested, they will want to know more. ;)

I am wondering if she is more responding to ambition and pursuit of interest more than intelligence. It doesn't always take a high IQ to do well in school, but it does take drive, ambition and interest to keep doing it long enough to get some letters after your name. She may also be attracted to high school drop outs who are highly successful entrepreneurs. The point is more that she likes a guy who has interests and ambitions beyond beer and hockey, and is working on achieving those goals. I test well on IQ tests, but lack the ambition to stay in university to the PHd point, but also lacked the desire to write papers, do research, make the reports look the way people want them to look. Sometimes creative people also have trouble focusing on these kinds of things as well, not that they can't do it, more that they don't want to do it, and would rather spend their time doing other things.

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I was in to ness today , seen Jane as May was booked for a few hours , Jane was looking very good as usual , her massage started as normal and about ten minutes in the towel was on the floor that was covering my butt , she gave my backside a good going over , as she moved down to the legs her hands kept brushing the sensitive area in between my legs , by this time I was at full attention .. About 35 minutes in She asked me to flip . I thought for sure she would grab the towel off the floor .. To my surprise she didn't right away , here I am in all my glory and she just smiled at me .. Then she did grab the towel and placed it over me , she started to rub my belly and with in no time he was peeking out of the towel , she kept brushing her fingers over him . She went on to do my legs and kept teasing all the while then to the arms .. I was thinking ok nothing was going to happen .. Once she finished my arm she started on the belly again .. Sure enough next thing I knew she had a grasp on my happy place .. She just smiled at me . I smiled back .. Needless to say I left a very Very happy man

After meeting many new women over the last 3 years. I find myself now almost two different people. The everyday me, is a hard working family man,usually shy with women. The Cerb me is a lot more confident with women and caring of them. I find that I can talk to the women of cerb about more things then I could with my wife. I have experienced more in life in the past 3 years then all my years in my personal life. It's also easier to get naked and have sex with a complete stranger. And women seem to actually enjoy my company, as they ask me to stay longer and some have made me dinner and continue contact thru chat and PM's. I also have a lot more cerb friends that i chat with then in my own life now :).

YEah Lee but you have so many friends, I believe you may have to limit yourself, we are all jealous, sound and responsible ladies but Lee can you take care of all of us?? Kisses to you my love! Additional Comments: and.. joking of course!!

Excellent post Brad. Not sure how I missed this one. Halifax eh? I should buy you a beer some time. I'm so frekin nervous to make the commitment I haven't done anything yet. I'm used to building a relationship with someone and having a strong base before we move to the next step. Contacting an SP bypasses all of that and I'm not sure if I can get over that part. It would be great if you cold spend 3-4 hours on a "date" before hand to get to know one another but I can't afford to do that and I don't think I could just jump into bed with someone without knowing them first. This is my dilemma and I guess I'll have to get over that. This is why I like spending time here and try to "get to know" some of the fine women here and maybe that will help me get over my nerves. Having said all of that BS, the last strip club I was at in QC I was asking about the back room. Maybe it was the 2 for 1 beer that night...

My recommendation is Oasis Spa on St. Laurent, only a short drive from Trainyards. The location is upbeat, clean and pleasant. Both Vitto and Alexxandria are great! They are usually at Oasis at least once a week.

In all the times I have gone she has never offered her Own services for massage but then again I have never asked if she would .. Might have to ask next time I go .. But I have talked to her husband a lot so it might seem a little weird for me

Congrats on hitting the 4000 post count! I always enjoy reading your contributions....

SS, you must be talking about phone inquiries without pictures? I have often wondered this as well. As an agency girl, we spoke directly with the clients and gave descriptions. I would always be accurate with 5 days on both weight and measurements but would still get asked "So are you slender or heavy?". Because I was a 34DD-27-34 guys would say "So you're small breasted?" (Duh! 34 is my rib cage NOT THE SIZE OF MY BREASTS!) or "You must weigh more than that with measurements like that." and I would just shake my head. Numbers are irrelevant unless you know the bone and muscle composition of an individual. Growing up, my best friend was the exact same height and weight as I was but wore pants 2 sizes smaller because she was solid rock muscle. I think because men as such visual creatures but have a more linear way of thinking, they like the numbers to try and sort out if we are what they think they like... cat

I went swimming with sea turtles today! Frikken sea turtles and a big mother sting-ray; it doesn't get much cooler than that.

Long may your big jib draw Emma! It's always a joy to read what you share. You are as wise as you are beautiful! ;-)

Congrats Emma !!!! Allotta helpful posts !!! Allotta sexy posts and ads !!! and some crazy assed shit posts too !! hehe We love em all and keep them coming :) xo

Woooooweee! Congrats!

Congratulations Emma on your 4000 post milestone Looking forward to your next 4000 contributions RG

Ever since my early twenties I was attracted to a man with s&p or completely grey hair!

Despite being in a cast and trying to work, this client made my day when he said: "That's okay my dear. It's not like we're going to be doing any dancing".

Congratulations and best wishes to you, Emma, and a special thank you for your many contributions here.

Emma, congrats on 4000 posts. Great contributions and I look forward to many more!

Brad, strong post. I'm pretty much nervous during the whole process....pain over e-mails and texts...the pre-meeting ritual of cleansing my entire body to the edge of taking off a layer or two of skin...trying to look "relaxed" as I pace around the block so as not to be too early...Its Hell...straight up Hell! But more often than not, once the door opens I am met with a big smile and a great personality....this site holds some truly outstanding ladies...of which I am truly grateful. So, bottom line is my nervousness is always in my head...making me shake my head often afterwards saying to myself..."what was I soooo nervous about".

For me every step of the process is filled with anticipation and excitement. but there are two steps of the process that stand out to me, the first is when I am getting ready for a playdate, the thrill and anticipation is a wonderfully positive experience, the second is the knock on the door. Actually that's not quite correct, it is stepping thru the door...the point when we first meet and the lady sees me for the first time...in the back of mind I am worried that once she sees my worn old mug she might send me packing...but a welcoming hug and kiss let me breathe a sigh of relief, I have never thought much about this before but it reminds of being a nervous young boy again, and it is actually quite refreshing to realize that there are things still make can me nervous and excited.....probably has a lot to do the whole experience and why I enjoy it so much. I appreciate hearing the ladies point of view on this, it is good to hear that they feel some of same excitememnt and nervousness that we do, although it is unfortunate that they have the added fear of their safety, that is something we, as men must try to alleviate by being as open and upfront about everything that we can.

I am Double Agent Lee 007 !!! I shag awesome and beautiful ladies just like Bond does :) mmm hmmm Sorry if that sounded bad ;) I borrow permanently from the rich and give to the poor. ! I am an International Man of Mystery and I love Alotta Fagina !!! I am also ..... Batman !!!!!! I am sooooo busy

While all sound so sexy...if I am to be selfish I need to SEE it! On the body, from the side on the ample buxom with facial and possible lip/mouth contact :). CIM is too male selfish lmao as in I have no visual...they claim men are very visual....some of us are too. I call it the money shot and I wanna see!

Thanks everyone for the mention :) It is indeed one of my favourite pastimes, and I like to think I am perfecting my craft all the time! hehe I also agree that there is lots of ladies who are known for their fabulous oral skills and enjoyment of the art. OttawaK, I also recommend you browse the Oral Lovers Social Group, as they is some awesome and very naughty BJ pics of some of the ladies who have been mentioned on this thread! ;) :bj2: Anyone else who wants an invite, don't be shy! ;)

Tyaxoxo at Urban Vibe has an ass to die for - sculpted. Not to mention she is gorgeous - but that ass, oh that ass.

I think we all have multi identities and many ways of being in the world. I'm an escort, but I'm also a lover, sister, friend, student, and yogini. Some things aren't relevant in certain contexts, and we all have things we would simply prefer not to discuss. All of my friends and family know what I do; unfortunately, being able to live life openly is a privilege only few share in this industry. The only time I've ever lied is with an intimate partner who did not support me seeking my financial independence through escorting. Suffice it to say, we are no longer together. For some people, the 'double life' is necessary for their mental, physical, and emotional health. It's not necessarily bad, and it doesn't necessarily cause dissonance. For some, it can be very healthy and I've heard many gentlemen echo (both on the board and face-to-face) that the experiences they have with service providers help create and maintain a balance in their lives... Despite the 'double life' at times (managing/mitigating risk and making sure not to get caught), I think that's a really beautiful thing.