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I need to give my brain a good scrubbing. I saw the post title and immediately thought of labia :biggrin:

I don't mean to be rude but what the %^*#^ is with all the bbfs requests? I took some time off and since I've come back, so many men have requested bbfs "even if I pay you more." NO... No, no and NO!! I will not offer bbfs (although I do bbbj) but that's a whole different story. Did I miss a memo somewhere? What's going on? I've been around for a while and I have NEVER had this many requests. People, please play safe, get checked regularly and please don't participate in bbfs! It's not just about pregnancy or bacterial infections! There are serious viruses out there! I'm just shocked by the number of requests, as if it's normal. Please, don't let this be the norm...

Of course finding a serial killer should be investigated but to say that it is a waste of taxpayers money to investigate a police officer who has broken the law and the trust of the public is ridiculous. From the article: "Beebakhee is facing six counts under the Police Services Act, including insubordination, corrupt practice and deceit."

Hi Gents, Don't let the ink deceive you, I'm as sweet as they come and even more playful! Spending the afternoon at Paradise and I would love some attention ;) Come in for a relaxing full body massage and let me help rub those worries away. you can find me at 1902 Robertson Rd. until 7:30 tonight. For bookings call 613-820-8887

Thanks to everyone who commented in my last thread about what to do for a client retirement. I did a bit of a whirlwind tour and saw some of my favorites from the past and some new and some who I hadn't seen enough. I've sowed my wild oats and now it is time to take care of me. I have now come to the conclusion that it is time to do something else with my free time. I had lots of fun. Thanks to all the SPs who were there for me these last three years. Although I may pop in from time to time to say hi, it will be as an observer, not a participant. Bye and thanks.

Luscious Tianna, with thanks. We've been having a very hot pm exchange. :)

Isn't the proper answer, Replying to this post? lol

Cleavage is like the sun. You can glance at it for a second, but if you wear sunglasses, you can look much longer. :icon_cool:

It does seem bbfs is offered more and more these days or at least that's what we've been led to believe. I do think where there's smoke there tends to be fire. I recall not that long ago that a bbbj was unheard of, at least publicly and now it seems to be the norm vs the exception and often a deal breaker. The advent of come and go girls using a cell phone and bathroom selfie's could be the driver but I'm not convinced that is the only driver. In a small market like Winnipeg I think competition is also a factor, traveling girls have obviously found a lucrative market here and one just needs to look at the number of local vs traveler ads on ec ads to verify this and must be taking a lot $$$ out of the local market. Increased competition causes lots of reactions, competitive pricing can be one, using rumours of certain sp's providing bbfs to discredit them is another, we've seen outing's of sp's to family, friends and landlords and we do have a rep for cancelling and no shows which can in some cases be caused by friends of or jealous sp's, come and go girls who don't care about long term business or other issues. It could simply be a new generation of players who are fine with it and the risks involved. Due diligence by both the provider and the customer has never been more important than it is these days. And that has taken some of the fun out of the game at least for me. Peace MG

This morning while I drink my coffee and read the boards here, I?m struck by how many complaints we have about the guys who take advantage of some aspect of our services and then treat us badly. There are active discussions about men who: Try to negotiate or bargain clearly-stated non-negotiable fees Try to pay less than the agreed fee after they arrive Try to get services that were not agreed on before the date Complain about our screening questions Don?t bother to take a shower, brush their teeth or trim their nails before seeing us Assume that we're likely to rob them Threaten to write bad reviews and/or aren?t believed when they write good ones Insult us, our need for safety and even our looks when we don?t give in to what they demand No one is forced to read our ads and websites, look at our photos, contact us, discuss our services with us, or meet with us. It?s all voluntary and initiated by the client. The client has needs, feelings, preferences and curiosity, but why do so many refuse to take responsibility for themselves? What they express as anger, self-righteous indignation and personal entitlement is really projected self-hatred. I want to sit these men down and say: If you don?t want to see a paid companion, don?t do it. If you decide to seek out a companion, that's your decision. What you want is not what everyone else may want. That?s usually a wonderful thing. Recognize that we?re not like cheap candy that you can buy daily. We?re more like fine dining to be enjoyed occasionally. Plan accordingly. If someone?s prices are too high for you, either wait until you can afford her, or find someone else. Meanwhile, don't blame her for your lack of funds. Recognize that she charges what the market will bear. That means that there are plenty of others who can afford to see her. Always be polite and considerate. No matter what. Even if you feel confused, disappointed or insulted, be polite. Remember that companions are human beings, just like you. We have needs, desires, dreams and things we?re worried about or afraid of, just as you do. We will protect both your health and our own. Fair is fair. If you're worried about your safety, know that she's concerned about her safety, too. No matter who or how important you are or think you are, the one who is taking the most risks is always the companion. Always. Relax.

Saw an ad on BP for Brandi Quivers, and was advertising a special that I was interested in. This girl is hot as rocks, her pictures do not do her justice! Very small with great boobs and a great ass! Her location is clean and comfortable and I will gladly return and highly recommend! She even offer duo's! I think she is one of the many great Halifax SP's that have slipped below the radar, but once you see her you will return!

The Reuben sandwiches from Golden Rooster (Kingston) and Nate's Deli (Ottawa) are amazing.

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long blonde hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for 6 months now... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile :icon_razz: Feel free to check out my profile! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only please Schedule September 24th - September 29th Thursday 3:30-11pm Friday 3:30-11pm Saturday 3:30-9pm XOOOXOOOX

Being originally from Montreal, I too enjoy the classic smoked meat on rye! :) But sans sauerkraut and I prefer the yellow French's mustard for this application. I also really enjoy Italian deli sandwiches. Nicastros on Merivale is my favourite and have been going there for years. Crusty Italian rosemary & roasted garlic ciabatta, spicy capicola, mozza, spicy pickled eggplant, and piled high with fresh crunchy veggies. But in the end, I cannot escape my simplistic nature when it comes to food, and to this day, the way I have fond feelings for the food I ate regularly as a child. I think my all time favourite is a toasted tomato sandwich from the garden or farmers market, on whole grain bread with Hellman's mayo and fresh cracked sea salt & pepper. So yummy. Always paired with a tall glass of ice cold milk! :) It does a body good!

TODAY 3:30 - 11!! Fellow hobbyists If this is your first visit be sure to check out... RECO'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthr...?ltr=R&t=82591 PIC'S http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6979 I am a M/A with an INCREDIBLE drive.. A nautarlist at heart <3 ME in the buff = YOU leaving happy I am petite (5ft' - 32D - 107lbs) but my presence and personality are larger than life. ( Don't be nervous ) I have a soft approch and a HARD finish. My techniques are magical And I love to entertain. Lucky you ! My Schedule: Wednesdays: coming soon.. Thursdays 3:30- 11 Fridays 10 -11 Sundays 10-9 Exclusively @ Angels Entertainment in a relaxed environment 613-274-7073 to book or PM me

No smokescreen, she will actually take you for a walk into the woods, good times really..

Congrats on your 2000 milestone. Here's to many more posts!

Hello Gentlemen My name is Cherry. I am a young and beautiful 20 year old. I have Blond hair, bright blue eyes. My petite and fit body is very fit and flexible. I am 5'2, 110 pounds and very tanned baby soft skin! I am new to massage but I enjoy what I do. I am very outgoing, open minded, sensual, playful and I have a lot of class. My services include full body massage, Hottub sessions and reverse massage and I cater to some fetish's! Everything that goes on in our session together is 100% confidential ! & I'll tell you all my fantasy's if you tell me your's You can find me in the West end of Ottawa, Paradise Spa. This week's Schedule Thursday 2:00 - 11:00pm To reserve your playtime with your little girl 613-820-8887 If you have any question's contact me derectily thru email or PM me [email protected] xoxox

We Most certainly have been having a very hot and steamy pm exchange Thanks for the Post Luv xxo P.S Im adding my fav bum pic of myself Hope you don't mind :p

Explicit Pleasure & Wild Experiences With A Beautiful, Naughty & Erotic Angel! *EXTENDED HOURS!, SPECIAL RATES & MORE* Gentleman, Are you looking for a sensual yet seductive experience with an MA Goddess ? I am beautiful not only on the outside but the inside too! Beauty & Brains! what a bonus . I love to please and tease and value the favour of being equally pleasured. Sounds like fun doesnt it ? You will love to come feel my touchably silky, smooth skin, round firm behind, firm naturally 36C big luscious boobies and feel the erotic pleasure of my services. I allow you to explore it all with me, lets go on some new adventures that will surely take your mind and body on a trip. My Appearance: 23 year old, long haired brunette, dazzling sexy hazel eyes, lightly tanned, silky smooth skin, I stand at 5'3, 125lbs with curves in all of the right places, 36C perfect tittys!, gorgeous face features and i am Italian & French of nationality. My Personality: very outgoing, playful, sensual, erotic, seductive, naughty, bubbly, sweet, kinky, classy and open minded are a few words to describe me. My Services: -erotic nude massage -great conversation & atmosphere -An ending that is sure to leave you more than happy! -reverse massage -duo massage (2 girls, 4 hands) -soapy showers for 2 -topless massage -multiple experiences -pearl necklace/russian release -cob -dirty talk -foot fetish/worship -strip tease/lap dance/pole tease (if requested) -toy play for you & I both (if requested) -fetish's & role play (if requested) -outfits, heels, stockings, exotic wear/lingerie (if requested) & much much more, feel free to ask me My New V.I.P. Package: Only for the discerning, classy and upscale gentleman at my discretion. My package includes many many different services for one price! All services depend on comfortability together and are YMMV! I recommend a 45-60 or even 90mins session to fully enjoy each others company, relaxation and un-rushed play time. For more information regarding the services please text or pm me. Fees: (Door Fees Only) 30mins: $50 45mins: $60 60mins: $80 PLUS tipping in the room (Please PM me) (Door fee rates for duo massage also available, please PM me) Location: (Thursday) Merivale & Hunt Club. (Incalls Only). Clean, discreet, upscale & professional. ATM on-site, Free parking, fresh towels, a/c & heated, showers in each room & hygienic products for you & I both. Schedule for this week: (Thurs. Sept. 26th-Fri. Sept. 27th): (I do not work Saturday or Sundays unless posted) Thurs: 10am-7pm (Angels) Fri: 10am-5pm (Angels) EMAIL. PM ME. CALL. TEXT for more information or to book your sexy session with me! 613-600-3943 (no blocked calls pls) [email protected] Personal Website: taylordevine.escort-site.com Angels Touch: 613-274-7074 Paradise Spa: 613-820-8887 CRAVE TAYLOR BOYS! XOXO MUAHS! CIAO FOR NOW

Ready to Satisfy that Sweet Tooth of Yours?! Try some Strawberry Shortcake! Natural Red Head, 5"4/5"5, Deep Blue Eyes, Skin of White Silk, 34DD, Hour Glass Figure, which means Amaaazing curves ;-) Let me show you my sweet side that has a kick to it ;-) Available today at 3049 Carling Ave...across from the coliseum theater 3-10pm Callbto Book Now! 613-204-2584

She is legit and a very nice lady, I have seen her a few times..

High Class Nice Ass Hot Style Sexy Smile Luscious Thighs Bedroom Eyes Tempting Lips Killer Kiss Oh Baby, Can you Handle This My name is Tiffany. I am 5'11" tall, Athletic Build with blond hair, hazel bedroom eyes, and a smile that will drive you crazy!! I believe in the simple pleasures of life, and love sensual experiences!! From the moment I walk into a room with you, you will feel the connection between us. From the first soft flirty move I make to a finish that will leave you weak in the knees, you will be thanking yourself for spending time with me! You will always leave my room felling relaxed and with a smile on your face!! Come and Experience the Sensational and Erotic twist of a NURU Massage Contact Me Text me at 613-277-4328, Call the Spa at613-274-7073 or PM Me To Ensure My Availability! Schedule Thursday September 26th: 10:00am - 4:00pm Friday September 27th: 10:00am - 4:00pm Sunday September 29th: 10:00am - 9:00pm Exclusively at Angel's Touch Massage 65 Bentley Ave. 613-274-7073 See More of My Pics Here http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?u=76755 What others have to say about time spent with me http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=111731 Sexy isn't always about boobs or butts, It's the way you Walk, The way you Talk, and The way you Think.

You scrub your brain and I shall scrub your labia ....... Deal ? ;) and yessss....apparently due to budget restraints...Rogers has gone back to using birds for signal instead of satellite signal....... thus.... they have a flapping problem. Birds be sick :( can't flap today No wait ! That is for cel service flapping problem ! Rigggght !! R You having landline problems Chanel ? I will pop on over and deal with that flapping problem and shouldn't take more than 2 days .... ish but by cracky I will be there till the job is done !!! Disclaimer .... I am just the flapper fixer guy....If your phones do not work after I leave ... contact the phone company.....not on your phone cause it doesn't work.....use somebody else's phone.....

Happy Happy Birthday Isabella !!! I hope you had a most awesome day like you deserve !! xo

A girl by the name of Alexis on BP stole my ad also using stolen pics ... She literally copied and pasted it exactly what I wrote ...Not impressed at all, what can I do do she can change it ?

A lot of guys tip an agency girl for the exact reason you mention, they know you do not keep the entire amount. I'd guess that some think since an indy keeps all the money that a tip is not needed. I do not subscribe to that line of thought, I tip the same regardless of agency or indy. If the service warrants a tip, to me it does not matter if the SP is indy or agency. As a general thought, most of the SP I have met on my visit to NB have certainly earned a tip. Having a real fun time here, will hate to leave. Not only are skills worth tipping, I'm meeting some very genuine and interesting women. Thank you all!

Happy Birthday Isa! A great and kind person I've been fortunate to get to know. Missing You! Enjoy your special day! XOXO Cub

Wishing you a successful recovery :)

Happy birthday, Isabella!

Take care!!! Xxxxx

Put your post here. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=122 You'll get better exposure. Good luck.

All the best for a speedy recovery! You will be missed, but keep in mind how exciting your return will be!! ;) Kisses XoX

It is nice to know that the people who reported him were listened to. I hope sps take note that even if the wheels turn slowly in these cases, that your local LE will investigate these reports even if the one being reported is an officer. I'm not sure why the connection to PK. The article mentions his # showed up as calling an unnamed agency twice, which as anyone making appointments knows means nothing. A phone call isn't an appt, and two phone calls doesn't mean an appt either. But to me this guy crossed the line not because he was LE, not because he wanted (or said he wanted) to give safety talks to sps, and not because he didn't force free sessions on the sps on arrival. Everything I object to about this guy is he posed as a client, made an appointment, and showed up to the appointment, while posing as a client, making the sp lose real business, by thinking she has a paying client show up. Some sps go out of their way to provide and pay for an incall when meeting clients, it is a big cost to them in order to see this guy posing as a client. None of them were compensated for having their time wasted, and if they did tell him to stop doing that, it is my understanding that he ignored their comments and just carried on doing it. This is the kind of thing that gets someone listed in a blacklist, imo, and rightly so, so that other sps' time is not wasted, and they do not book any appointments with someone who is taking time away from legit clients. But in any case, knowing incalls are technically illegal, can you imagine the stress and fear that has to run through the minds of any sp expecting a legit client and opening the door to a uniformed officer, and possibly his cohort? Damn right he needed to be reported for misconduct.

Why have I yet to learn that trying to be helpful with a different perspective does not equal good....dense!

Take good care and be good to yourself . Wishing you well :)

We have miss you but certainly wishing you a good recovery xoxo

take care , all the best to you .

Happy Birthday, Isabella! I hope it's all you wished for ... and then some! :)

Happy Birthday Isabella.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISA!!! xox Kim

Happy birthday!!

The Nova Scotia Section has some new and other advertising options for the many types of Providers. Go check it out and Providers now we have more options and ability to advertise what we love and enjoy providing!! A big thank you to Mod! You Rock!!!! Big Hugs, Lexy

Thanks for the info you 2, and the OJ all over myself Kathryn. Effin (excuse me) Rogers is going to be in my neighbourhood for the next 2 days AND in and out of my house!! How very inconvenient to me...and I had the embarrassment of having to cancel a playdate. Mother Nature is none too pleased the the moment. There will be no labia flapping in my house today or tomorrow. :icon_cry: Looking around for that confounded Hitachi! Additional Comments: And of course, I couldn't resist changing my Avatar! :icon_wink:

The Ottawa Sun printed sensationalism and passed it off as news? Shocking (insert sarcasm here).

All of the Mp/Mas' listed are wonderful, but if I was visiting, and had only one experience available, then the Jessica experience is not to be missed.... Her hours are curtailed for school, but good luck

Congrats on your first 100 posts!

+ a million points for usage of the word "gaul" in a post. lol nicely done! I agree that they should do a study - I grew up in the country, and when I moved to the city I was surprised at how rude and cold people could be... people out in the sticks aren't generally like that, in my experience.

8. Safety first If you are a guy you KNOW that wearing a condom is akin to drinking beer with a straw. It's not as good as without but in the end, it's not that bad. Wearing a condom let's you go home to your significant other and not wear one. It's as simple as that. It also lets your wickedly awesome provider also go home to HER significant other (if applicable) and not have to demand that they wear one. It creates that safe barrier between both of you and the great unknown. The likelihood is that you are both very clean and very safe... but why take the risk??? If I can only make one super serious point in this entire thread, it's this. STDs are ugly. HIV is heinous. AIDS is deadly. Nuff said on dat. 9. Fragrance I know it's aesthetics, but we all like to smell good. Many of us have a particular scent that just works with our body chemistry. Not every commercially available scent is good. Ice Blue Aqua Velva is a manly scent that many of your grandfathers wore to cover the fact that their homes had no running water and that they could only bathe monthly. Aqua Velva, Brut and Hai Karate should not be worn by any man with a birth date after 1919. Bay Rum is used by pirates to kill scurvy and to keep other lonely, lusty pirates away. Anything that you purchased prior to the millennium should probably be used as drain cleaner. Febreeze is not an acceptable cologne. Scent should be used in a delicate fashion. You should be able to smell it only at very close range. Ohhhh... and your twig and berries do not require the assistance of any eau de cologne. No. They. Don't. Spray cologne on your arm. Now lick your arm. Lick it again. And again. And again. And again. Now give that arm a suck... oh yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about.... lick that arm until it gives you the goods... STOP. What does your mouth taste like? That's why you don't spray stuff on your tackle and bait. Ohhhhh... and here's a tip for both ladies and gents: If you are somebody that has sensitivities to fragrance PLEASE let it be known at time of booking. We all want to have a sexy time. Runny eyes, snotty noses and swollen tongues ... not so sexy. 10. First contact. Ohhhh the jitters. You have seen her. She is beautiful. She has two of those, and one of those and a great one of those... she has a beautiful mind, she expresses herself so well.... she's funny!!! She's profound. She's smart. She's perfect!!!!!!! I gotta write her. I have to PM her and ask if we can get together. I went to her website and checked the rates and the menu (like all SMART hobby guys do ;) ) ... and now I am ready to write her. I know what I want... I have the money put aside (thanks for reminding me of that Old Dog!!)... I am .... FUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK.... what do I write??? Dear Alotta Fagina ... I have a 10 inch meat girder pulsing with lusty intent <THWACK> ... you're right maybe I was exaggerating, thanks for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 7 inch purple python of love poised and waiting for your girl cave <THWACK> ... okay... maybe that sounded a little stalker like, but I do get kudos for being more accurate. Thanks again for the head smack. Dear Alotta Fagina... I have a 5.5 inch throbbing man stick just waiting for you to... <THWACK> ... okay... WTF??? Why do you keep hitting me???? Try "Hi Alotta, I saw your website and would be very interested in meeting you next Tuesday afternoon. Please let me know if that works with your schedule! Thanks, Happy Hobbyist." Simplicity works. You aren't writing a Penthouse letter... you are booking with a professional provider. She knows you are interested. She will see your penis. (There I said the penis word. Whooops said it again.) No need to go into goofy graphic detail... plus when you write that stuff, you get that creepy smile and that's frickin' scary ... stop it now. 11. Bacon Sandwiches. Providers - you know it. Bacon sandwiches save lives. It's not necessarily a deal breaker but I think it definitely would be a pot sweetener if you had bacon sandwiches as a mandatory refreshment at your incall. I like mine toasted with lettuce, tomato, mayo and a little salt and pepper. Cut into triangles, but you don't have to cut off the crusts. MegForFun cuts off the crusts for me but that is because she loves me. Bacon sandwiches will improve your business and will put you that much further ahead than providers who only provide ham sandwiches or cheese sandwiches and much further ahead than providers who don't make any sandwiches. Bacon sandwiches just make good business sense. wait there's more.... later ;)

Thought I would bring this back to cerb where you can find a zillion great bum shots like this one.... http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=5997&pictureid=38236