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"all inclusive" at a resort DOES NOT include getting your butt hole licked. Why should it for an SP? The actual term, being used correctly, means that all services that are available are at this ONE COST. Some of you seem to have this term twisted. Perhaps you're confusing "all inclusive" and "all included" ? "all inclusive" IS NOT the same as "no restrictions" or "all included". I can offer every service under the sun and half of them could be extra cost... I'm offering everything, but I am not all inclusive, am I? ^ False.

I'm with Alexxxis on this. All inclusive simply means no extra charges. Doesn't mean nothing is off the table but simply that there are no extra fees or surcharges, hidden or otherwise.

www.claireheavensinottawa.com Back from N.Y.C and although Halloween is long over.... Claire's Candy just got a whole lot sweeter ;) Come Taste ;) Availabilities for Next week Tuesday-Friday ULTIMATE GFE Experience. Rates are ALL INCLUSIVE! 120-30MINS, 150-45MINS, 180-60MINS Please TEXT only 613-899-5879 Interested in what others have to say? Check out over 180 of my Incredible recommendations: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=60113&page=19 Wanna view MORE pics then my CERB profile has to offer? Visit my website at www.claireheavensinottawa.com If you have sent me a PM in the last month- I am currently catching up again on replies and Thank you for your patience and interest in me ;)

Hi Harvey. If I may say:) most are here for business first but also, at least I'll speak for myself, for pleasure as well and to enjoy the company of a nice gentleman. I offer three different types of encounters so I need to know before the fun begins what encounter we are going to enjoy. As they all include different erotic activities. I like to give my gentlemen friends a choice and get the business out of the way in the beginning then there are no misunderstandings leaving us both relaxed and ready to enjoy each other.:)

Sometimes little birdies tweeter in my ear and they say such wonderful things I must respond. I want to send a very happy Cerbiversary (like that word) to Cato. Five years he's spent indulging in the fun and frolic of this place and this life, cultivating memories, friends and sharing many a naughty pic. So I say, here's to 5 more, hope they're better then the first!!!

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for 9 months now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2 and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, clean, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Schedule Nov 20th - 22nd Thursday 3:30-9pm Friday 3:30-9pm Please PM me or simply call 613-820-8887 to book an apt, CandyXO

Come get your spank on!! I have a sexy little booty that's just dying to be spanked!! Come pay a visit and give this ass the spanking it deserves ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Paradise Spa located in the West End. Today from 9am until 5:30pm Friday from 3:30pm until 11pm Saturday from 9am until 4pm Sunday from 10am until 9pm Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887

Cato, has it been five years already? Congratulations! The ladies love a man with endurance.

First things first.... i am happily married and not looking for a relationship. That said.... i think if you had asked me if I would date an SP a few years ago I would say no and if I did I think i would have said that I would not be able to date her if she continue as an SP. Now however after I have met more wonderful ladies and learned so much from them about the industry I think i could date an SP and be ok with her continuing in the business.

Doesn't high-end mean better quality? I honestly just don't get why some think having rates like the ones brought up by the OP ($1000) is what makes a provider high-end. I have been to places with affordable prices who I would consider high-end based on how great they treated me as a customer and also have been to businesses with less affordable prices that I would not consider high-end as I never felt like I was treated the way a client should be treated. I may be wrong but my opinion is, going back to this line of work that the amount someone charges, the clothes one wears, how much make up one has on, etc should not make a provider high-end. Professionalism, respect toward a guest, and that kind of stuff is what should define that as again from my perspective that's what equals better quality.

HELLOO GENTS TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA :wink: FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM A M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING :) I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. AND I AM A TRUE CANADIAN BEAUTY. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. I AM PETITE (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE ONLY TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING ;) Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT ;)

I have not yet had the pleasure of an overnight...but it us certainly in my plans... for me it us not about the extra time for sex...lol who am I kidding...i will be long done for the night be fore her... i want that time after with her in my arms I want to watch her sleep and feel the warmth of her body in the bed next to me... i want to breath in her intoxicating smell all night.... i want to feel that great bum against my cock as we spoon....but most of all I want to wake in the morning and have the first thing I see be her beautiful face...and the first words I say to be Good Morning Beautiful and for it not to be a text.

HELLOO GENTS TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM A M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. AND I AM A TRUE CANADIAN BEAUTY. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. I AM PETITE (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE ONLY TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT

Thank you for five great years of contributions!

the only visits I,ve ever had that were disappointing be it an "ad on " or any other unexpected cost was when I jumped into a meeting without doing my due diligence ! when the little head gets in front of the big one things tend to go wrong- hmm kinda like real life !

Gege, I started crying when I saw the pics... That's how happy I was!

If your looking for a younger plump flower to take away those stress bumps...Im your lady :) In my prime and waiting until 3:30 today. To book an appointment, you may call 613.820.8887 or private message me :)

Happy 5th Cerbiversary Cato!

Happy 5th Cerbiversary Cato !!! Have a great and wonderful day...

Good Morning Gentlemen, I'm Sasha, a young fit and playful MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun, open minded and comfortable to be around so let's make this experience as enjoyable and naughty as your fantasies.. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round booty, brunette with blond highlights, golden tan, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Full erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery body slides reverse body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens Duos Some fetishes ATM available on site Schedule: Thursday: 9am-7:30pm Saturday: 9am-4pm Sunday: 10am-9pm http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=146238 Join me for some hot steamy fun call: 613-820-8887 or 613-614-2117 -Sasha xxx

Cerbieversary!!! I love it....heres to that *cheers*

An impressive video indeed. But this follow-up may be even better: http://ca.movies.yahoo.com/blogs/wide-screen/channing-tatum-parodies-van-damme-epic-splits-video-170024542.html :icon_lol:

My CERB Name came from a quite some time ago when I met a lady who liked for me to put an ice cube in my mouth and perform oral on her....it was pretty nice... so when I needed an online handle it seemed like a good one.

PARTY TIME.. ARE YOU READY? Friday November 22: It's our 1st Annual Movember Event - 12 to late as always. Non members and guests always welcome but must RSVP to this event. The ladies of CMJ have started a MOSPACE - help the CMoJae'rs win the MoSister awards by donating on our page : http://ca.movember.com/mospace/7277985 For the entire month of November we will be donating $5 from every reservation for this great cause. Everyone who donates to our page or to us directly at the club before our party on the 22nd of Movemeber, will be entered into a draw to win a 3 day, 2 night trip to VEGAS - Accommodations, $500 of Vegas spending money and a FREE companion airfare. WEDNESDAY NOV 20TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM MISHA 3:00PM - 10:00PM STACY http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=6695 THURSDAY NOV 21 11:00AM - 6:00PM KIKI 3:00PM - 10:00PM KIKI FRIDAY NOV. 22ND MOVEMBER PARTY! ALL HOSTESSES ! CALL OR PM FOR DETAILS Party Schedule: 10:00AM - CLOSE MISS INARALEE 10:00AM - CLOSE BRIANNA 12:00PM - CLOSE CHASITY 12:00PM - CLOSE MANDY 12:00PM - CLOSE COURTNEY 3:00PM - CLOSE HOLLY 3:00PM - CLOSE MOLLY 3:00PM - CLOSE KIKI 3:00PM - CLOSE MONICA 3:00PM - CLOSE CASSIE SATURDAY NOV 23RD 9:00AM - 3:00PM STACY 11:00AM - 6:00PM BRIANNA 3:00PM - 10:00PM SEPHORA SUNDAY NOV. 24TH 9:00AM - 3:00PM STACY 3:00PM - 10:00PM CHASITY

Back to praising my favourite item of female attire (because its so easy to imagine removing it). This gal, Grace Miller @ Garden of Eden, is gorgeous and she's a lot of fun. I've seen her. This photo is of a new gal, Gabriella @ Garden of Eden who I haven't seen her, but I do love the way she wears a skirt and stockings.

I wish "Ford Nation" would take the time to read that, but the sad reality is that, - like former supporters of George W. Bush in the USA - those that have made up their minds based on rhetoric and catchphrases don't want to be bothered with factual information.

I don't think there is any naivity in finding the erotic appeal provided by a MA.... possibly it is simply an excellent example of having one's eyes opened.... so to speak.

Is mine big enough? :b

There seems to be a common misunderstanding that massage parlours offering hand jobs/happy endings are not providing prostitution services and therefore are not classified as "common bawdy houses" under the prostitution laws of the Criminal Code of Canada. The following comments illustrate this point of view. "Note however, that in some places (like Ottawa) some massage parlors are licensed by the City and thus have a permit to operate, as long as they only go so far (ie no oral or FS)." "You cannot get "full service" at a massage parlor, that would be illegal." "... to Offer BJ or FS to the gentlemen... this would make the spa a brothel which are clearly illegal..." Since many cities license erotic massage parlours/body rubs, and everyone knows what goes on inside them, it's understandable that this would lead to the mistaken belief that everything is legal. A hand job is a sexual service. Providing sexual services for money is prostitution. Any location where prostitution commonly occurs is a common bawdy house. Therefore massage parlours commonly providing hand jobs... are providing sexual services... and therefore are engaged in prostitution... and therefore the massage parlour is a common bawdy house. There's a legal distinction made between "erotic" services and "sexual" services. (I know, I know... it's a fine line ;-) ) Municipalities can regulate "erotic" services through zoning and licensing. These include strip clubs, adult video stores and massage parlours for example. They can't authorize "bawdy houses" since the Federal Criminal Code of Canada prohibits them. Another way to understand this is that a lower level of government can't adopt laws which are inconsistent with those of a higher level of government. This is a basic principle of constututional law. Therefore a municipal massage parlour license can't authorize a massage parlour to provide sexual services, including hand jobs, because that would make it a "bawdy house" and bawdy houses are illegal under Federal law. As stated in a Library of Parliament Research Publication on prostitution, "... municipalities walk a fine line between federal and municipal/provincial jurisdiction and must be careful not to take any measures that might deal with actual prostitution. Part of this balancing act consists in maintaining the illusion that escort services and massage and adult entertainment parlours are not fronts for prostitution-related activities." As for why massage parlours don't get busted, it's for basically the same reasons that the police look the other way with most indoor prostitution. If you operate discretely and the neighbours aren't disturbed, the police aren't going to go looking for trouble. They've got plenty of other crimes to investigate where there are real victims. This includes prostitution where there is real and obvious harm being done such as underage prostitution, violent pimps, and foreign sex workers who are trapped without their passports. Since it is so rare for police to bust a massage parlour, this gives the impression that they are all legal. But, they do get busted occasionally, so what causes the police to take action in a very few cases and look the other way in the majority of cases? I've attached a few links to news stories about massage parlours that were busted. These were all in inappropriate locations that drew complaints (next to daycares, ground floor of a condo). There are of course other examples of massage parlours being busted. These usually involve foreign women working in massage parlours who are being victimized or under aged girls. It's not my intent to scare either massage attendants or clients with this information. Clearly the vast majority of massage parlours generally operate without any problem. I do however think that we should all be knowledgable about prostitution law (and sexual health information) so that we can assess the risk of our activities. Avoiding massage parlours which are likely to draw complaints from neighbours is a simple step to take. The upcoming Supreme Court of Canada decision on prostitution laws will likely affect the current legal status of massage parlours as bawdy houses. So if you work in or frequent a massage parlour, you should be interested in the outcome of that case. http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/839283/inside-a-calgary-bawdy-house-evidence-of-happenings-at-massage-parlour-found-online/ http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/massage-parlour-busted-in-residential-building-1.1240820 http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/police-lay-prostitution-charges-at-gatineau-bawdy-house-1.574116 One final point. When massage attendants and clients discuss sexual services/price in the private massage room of a massage parlour this is not considered public solicitation. The private massage room has the same status as a hotel room. It's a private space, not a public space.

My post is not intended to insult you either and I can understand why anyone would want to save money BUT we are talking about a very sensitive subject and a business unlike any and a business that from one to another NO one can compare, nor should they want to. So to say because one charges $$ the other should and because it costs $$ in one city it should here. It sounds like you are the type who picks are a girl based more on her rates than any other criteria, so this posts leads me to believe. Which I find sad as many ladies that charge beyond the rate which you think is "fair" are made to feel as though, as you said, they are charging to much. Your last sentence I find well I'll just say funny!! If I charge less I'll get more business? NO! Back when I first dabbled in this business, back when the rate was 1/2 of what I now charge, I was told I had one of the best bodies out there, by men and women, and my service was very good as well. Back then men were still complaining and surmising as to how we should go about getting more business etc. So my point is-no matter what a lady has, no matter the quality of her service, no matter her location, or year, there will be someone complaining about how, where, when or why we should charge what we do, see this amount of clients, do things this way or that way, and it's always said by someone who isn't in the business, by a man, by someone who doesn't get that many of us are giving you a piece of ourselves, a very personal, honed, proudly offered, experience, well taken care of piece of ourselves. This " piece" isn't to be taken lightly nor should it's cost or value as it goes well beyond the dollar and it is and always will be incomparable, well at least to those who seek out a lady for more than just her hourly rate;)

I used to work with her at TOC under the name Porcha. Sweet girl, service wise I heard a tad rushed but given the TOC environment we always had to make sure we never went over our time. All I can say is shes a sweet girl, a fire cracker at times but can't confirm services or quality of services. Pics are 100% real, that is her. She has changed her name a few times and not sure why, but she has gone by Rylee since August-ish so seems to be the name she is sticking with. Sorry if that doesnt help much..

Given our population differences, I actually think Halifax is lucky to be as blessed with as many wonderful ladies as it is. Ottawa has over twice our population so you'd expect their to be more ladies there. And while I'm sure population is the main factor, I find this chart interesting too, which states Ottawa (at least in 2010) had the highest medium household income for a Canadian city. You'd have to think that being a city with a bit more disposable income helps! The Maritimes are also a more expensive place to travel to compared to a lot of cities. If you're in Ontario or Western Canada there are many places a lady could visit for less money than the cost of a flight out east. Geography just isn't on our side there. If there is someone you'd be interested in seeing travel our way, I think sharing your interest and wish with them is the best you can do. As Meaghan says though, offering a deposit is probably a good step, as it would be a great way to show your seriousness, as you can bet ladies typically receive many more invites and expressions of interest than they do actual bookings!

take it as flattery CC - not right but flattery....

I've always found wantonness' to be very sexy. When I'm with a woman who is clearly turned on and wants me, there is nothing better. I've spent some of the most erotic times with partners who many would not call classically sexy, or even cute. I'm not the prototypical stud type, but when I'm with a wanton woman I feel like a sex god. IMHO there is nothing sexier than feeling like a sex god who is wanted by a sex goddess.

I agree. The picture she has been posting lately on BP is not her. She sounded fun and nice on the phone . But then when she e-mailed me a few of her actual pics, I immediately recognized another person who was the subject of some controversial discussion here. Along with her so-called twin sister whose age was never the same according to the quantity of drugs taken right before posting an ad. My guess is that we won't see this ad again. Keep your eyes open though. Another one who is discrediting the profession by her misconduct. I know they are only a few like her. The majority are just professionals, in the best meaning, trying to make a living in all honesty.

Mine is that moment afterwards where we are lying beside each other catching our breath. I close my eyes and let my senses go into overdrive. I feel her warm soft skin up against mine. With our arms wrapped around each other. It's as if I'm feeding off of her energy. I feel all warm and my mind and thought begin to slow along with my breath. With every exhale she make I can hear and feel, which send a light shiver down my back and begin to get small goosebumps. I can feel a light tinkling feeling inside my head. All my worries and stress melt away as I nothing in the world is greater than this moment. I begin to remember what it feels like to be alive and loved. As the blood flow through my body its almost as if I'm being striped of all the negative stuff and being healed. The power of this intimacy is so strong and soothing I try to savour it for as long as I can.

I'm actually quite happy with people using any term of endearment for me. Even if it is just a habit or reflex (I know a few people--mostly from down south--that call just about everyone "darling" or "sweetie") it's all fine in my books. I try to assume the best possible motives with people, and unless someone's intent is to be insulting, I'm happy. The tone used can make all the difference. In the right context, just about any name can be complimentary. How playful, genuine, friendly, or passionate the name is spoken/written is more important to me than the name itself.

When I first started, it was through an agency. There was a gentleman who called regularly & when we were asked to call him to try & book, it was stressed that we only use his name. He was a travelling businessman who met new people all the time & hated anonymous platitudes. He felt them terribly impersonal no matter what the industry & only ever called us by name too. Super guy, great manners. Since then, I only ever address a gentleman by his name in any & all communications & make an effort to use it often. Of course, I have been known to scream out " Holy Christ " or " Sweet Jesus " mid happiness. But that I can't stifle & so far, no one seems to mind .:wink: Sandi

I love it when a man refers to me with a "term" so long as its complimentary I'm happy to hear it. As far as me referring to a man sometimes, I use babe or sweety, but I get the sense that a lot of men just like to hear their given name:)

Yah, cash is best, not just for ease of use, but there is just something sinfully alluring and exciting about giving a lady an envelope with a wad of cash in it! Now, when I travel, I prefer email transfers for at least the deposit for a date, just in case I or she can't meet for some reason. Of course, we musnt forget the tip envelope either!!

Was a SHILL account - I moved it to this warnings area

Perhaps I'm unusual, but I really don't care what someone I'm visiting wears. I find that if I don't make requests, the ladies will usually choose something that they're comfortable in... and people generally seem to look hotter when they're wearing what they want, rather than something they're not entirely sure about.

I speak only for myself when I say this, but, perhaps calling us "sex workers" is not the best way to make us comfortable. Maybe other SP's agree with me here (or not, who knows?) SERVICE PROVIDER or ESCORT is much better. Don't forget that many SP's view it as selling you their time, not sex. Just food for thought!

If I may be so bold!A rich guy with a big dick that wants to f--k me hard and then offers me cake afterwards!

12-Going to Bass Pro Shops shopping...one of the few times a man can say he is on a shopping trip, and still keep his "man card" LOL Oh wait, when I see ladies in Toronto or Hamilton, I sometimes stop in at BPS RG

This thread should be mandatory reading for all new Cerbites and a wonderul comfort zone when one needs a little pick me up! As a guy with more than a few grey hairs it sure highlights reinforces the old "you can never stop learning" adage. G11