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"all inclusive" at a resort DOES NOT include getting your butt hole licked. Why should it for an SP? The actual term, being used correctly, means that all services that are available are at this ONE COST. Some of you seem to have this term twisted. Perhaps you're confusing "all inclusive" and "all included" ? "all inclusive" IS NOT the same as "no restrictions" or "all included". I can offer every service under the sun and half of them could be extra cost... I'm offering everything, but I am not all inclusive, am I? ^ False.

I'm with Alexxxis on this. All inclusive simply means no extra charges. Doesn't mean nothing is off the table but simply that there are no extra fees or surcharges, hidden or otherwise.

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Hi Harvey. If I may say:) most are here for business first but also, at least I'll speak for myself, for pleasure as well and to enjoy the company of a nice gentleman. I offer three different types of encounters so I need to know before the fun begins what encounter we are going to enjoy. As they all include different erotic activities. I like to give my gentlemen friends a choice and get the business out of the way in the beginning then there are no misunderstandings leaving us both relaxed and ready to enjoy each other.:)

Sometimes little birdies tweeter in my ear and they say such wonderful things I must respond. I want to send a very happy Cerbiversary (like that word) to Cato. Five years he's spent indulging in the fun and frolic of this place and this life, cultivating memories, friends and sharing many a naughty pic. So I say, here's to 5 more, hope they're better then the first!!!

Hello Gentlemen.. My name is Mandy! I have green eyes, long dark hair, and a naturally fit body...I am a classy girl, and I take care of myself very well. I've been working in the massage industry for 9 months now! & I love what I do... My services include sexy body slides, full body massage, reverse massage, teasing, shower for 2 and lap dances if requested!... I am very easy to talk to and have a great personality... So why not come enjoy my beautiful behind, tight body and 36C natural breasts, you will be sure to leave with a smile! =) Feel free to check out my profile & peep my sexy pics! You can find me at Paradise Spa, conveniently located in the west end of Ottawa... It is an upscale, clean, classy and discreet spa!... Rooms include large mirrors, music, showers, and black lights to intensify your sensual experience... In calls only! Schedule Nov 20th - 22nd Thursday 3:30-9pm Friday 3:30-9pm Please PM me or simply call 613-820-8887 to book an apt, CandyXO

Come get your spank on!! I have a sexy little booty that's just dying to be spanked!! Come pay a visit and give this ass the spanking it deserves ;) I am a tall red head with a model type body that will leave you speechless without a doubt. Sexy longs legs and stunning blue eyes that will leave you breathless. A mind blowing experience that will have you coming back for more time and time again. My services include: full body massage, body slides, reverse massages, showers for 2, and I am very open to couples sessions and catering to the ladies :wink: Come see me today and get your mind blown at Paradise Spa located in the West End. Today from 9am until 5:30pm Friday from 3:30pm until 11pm Saturday from 9am until 4pm Sunday from 10am until 9pm Call to book some sexy time with me at 613-820-8887

Cato, has it been five years already? Congratulations! The ladies love a man with endurance.

First things first.... i am happily married and not looking for a relationship. That said.... i think if you had asked me if I would date an SP a few years ago I would say no and if I did I think i would have said that I would not be able to date her if she continue as an SP. Now however after I have met more wonderful ladies and learned so much from them about the industry I think i could date an SP and be ok with her continuing in the business.

Doesn't high-end mean better quality? I honestly just don't get why some think having rates like the ones brought up by the OP ($1000) is what makes a provider high-end. I have been to places with affordable prices who I would consider high-end based on how great they treated me as a customer and also have been to businesses with less affordable prices that I would not consider high-end as I never felt like I was treated the way a client should be treated. I may be wrong but my opinion is, going back to this line of work that the amount someone charges, the clothes one wears, how much make up one has on, etc should not make a provider high-end. Professionalism, respect toward a guest, and that kind of stuff is what should define that as again from my perspective that's what equals better quality.

HELLOO GENTS TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA :wink: FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM A M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING :) I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. AND I AM A TRUE CANADIAN BEAUTY. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. I AM PETITE (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE ONLY TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING ;) Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT ;)

I had the pleasure visiting with Victoria from Paradise yesterday. She is fun to be with, great sense of humour, easy to talk too, and can be quiet flirtatious too. I'm sure there is a following of gents that have seen her pictures, and yet I'm surprised how quickly I snapped up time with her. She is amazingly great in the room with a gent, she has one very beautiful body, in fact I asked her if she worked out and her reply was "No I was just blessed with these legs and ass" . Blessed, well I guess SO! and I was so happy to giver her a massage, what a treat, of exploring her body, my big soft hands to her soft skin, nothing like seeing erect nipples and goosebumps rise on a lady's skin. Oh my bad, here is a visual for all you intrigued visual creatures... :) Thanks Victoria, you were a lot of fun to be with :) I will see you again!

Things that turn you on:D Not from an SP/client point of you, but what make you go all goo-y inside when it happen. Yes I know good manners, good hygiene and the like...but what make you wet/hard/omg I am going nuts? for me: -the gasp/yelp when a guy or girl with a strap-on when you first enter a women -the long deep and hard stroke -growling -the look just before the first kiss when you really love/like/attract to someone -belly buttons with piercing:D -the small of the back -deep fingering at place that are not suppose to happen... your turn:D

Watching a man jerk off I think is very erotic, it turns me on! Yet I find a lot of men reluctant to do this when visiting, why? Is it shyness, do some feel its a waste, meaning, they want the woman to do all the touching? Mutual masturbation can be a lot of fun, can't it?

I have not yet had the pleasure of an overnight...but it us certainly in my plans... for me it us not about the extra time for sex...lol who am I kidding...i will be long done for the night be fore her... i want that time after with her in my arms I want to watch her sleep and feel the warmth of her body in the bed next to me... i want to breath in her intoxicating smell all night.... i want to feel that great bum against my cock as we spoon....but most of all I want to wake in the morning and have the first thing I see be her beautiful face...and the first words I say to be Good Morning Beautiful and for it not to be a text.

HELLOO GENTS TODAY I AM WORKING 3:30 - 11 PM COME UNWIND IN THE SEXIEST WAY..WITH A MASSAGE THAT WILL MELT YOU LIKE LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN A HOT CUP OF COCOA FIRST VISIT? PLEASE READ A LITTLE ABOUT ME: I AM A M/A WITH AN INCREDIBLE DRIVE.. I HAVE A SOFT APPROACH AND MY LAVISHLY SENSUAL TECHNIQUES ARE INCREDIBLY, BLISSFULLY MAGICAL FOR TOTAL WELL BEING I HAVE AN UNSTOPPABLE DESIRE TO GIVE AFFECTION.. AND I AM A TRUE CANADIAN BEAUTY. AWESOME DIPPED IN AWESOME, COVERED IN SEXY, GIRLIE SPRINKLES, YEP. THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP! ME IN THE BUFF = YOU LEAVING HAPPY.. I AM PETITE (5FT' - D CUP BREASTS - 100ish lbs) BUT MY PRESENCE AND PERSONALITY ARE LARGER THAN LIFE. IN MY WORLD YOU ARE ALL VIP'S..LUCKY YOU! FAQ: (*WORK IN PROGRESS) Q:WHAT EXTRAS DO YOU PROVIDE? A:I AM HERE ONLY TO GIVE YOU A HAND HOWEVER, I CAN OFFER YOU A NURU GEL MASSAGE AS AN ADDED BONUS! IF YOU HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS TECHNIQUE AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE LEGIT WAY IT'S DONE, I OFFER THAT GENUINE SLIPPERY MASSAGE THAT HAS PEOPLE TALKING Q: DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? A: I APPRECIATE APPOINTMENTS MADE IN ADVANCE BUT CAN ALSO BE REACHED LAST MINUTE. *MORE TO COME.. 613-274-7073 TO BOOK OR PRIVATE MESSAGE ME ENTERTAINMENT IN A RELAXED ENVIRONMENT MY SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY'S 3:30-11 THURSDAY'S 3:30-11 FRIDAY'S 10-11 SUNDAY'S 10 -9 I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT

Communication seems to be so damn difficult! It really would solve a lot of problems don't ya think!?

the only visits I,ve ever had that were disappointing be it an "ad on " or any other unexpected cost was when I jumped into a meeting without doing my due diligence ! when the little head gets in front of the big one things tend to go wrong- hmm kinda like real life !

Gege, I started crying when I saw the pics... That's how happy I was!

Good Morning Gentlemen, I'm Sasha, a young fit and playful MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun, open minded and comfortable to be around so let's make this experience as enjoyable and naughty as your fantasies.. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round booty, brunette with blond highlights, golden tan, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Full erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery body slides reverse body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens Duos Some fetishes ATM available on site Schedule: Thursday: 9am-7:30pm Saturday: 9am-4pm Sunday: 10am-9pm http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=146238 Join me for some hot steamy fun call: 613-820-8887 or 613-614-2117 -Sasha xxx

Cerbieversary!!! I love it....heres to that *cheers*

If she records it may be when you enter the house, I doubt she records the sessions but I will confirm next time I see her. I can only see a downside if any recording took place in the spa itself. Anything she records could then be used against her!! She's smarter than that!

An impressive video indeed. But this follow-up may be even better: http://ca.movies.yahoo.com/blogs/wide-screen/channing-tatum-parodies-van-damme-epic-splits-video-170024542.html :icon_lol:

I think that this type of question would be better off asked when talking to the individual ladies when arranging a meeting.

Congratulation on your 5 year milestone Cato. I have greatly enjoyed reading many of your discussions and fantasizing over the ladies you posted. I hope there will be many more years of that for... well, years to come hehe

Congratulations Cato on five years here. Looking forward to your onward presence for the next five years RG

Hello Boys! Ever wonder if those randy rumors are true about red heads? Well they certainly are my case! 1 in 1000 True Gingers are HOT..and I'm lucky to be one of them :-) I'm fun, flirty, free-spirited, frisky, kinky, sweet, sultry and sinfully seductive.. I'm Beckie :-) I'm 25 years old, 5"4/5"5, Scottish/Irish, deep blue cat-like eyes, porcelain white silky skin, Long Natural Red Hair and 34DDs Real. Come to me..let me take care of you..experience how a Real Red Head can make you feel... 3049 Carling Ave Luna Spa 613-204-2584 Available until 10pm

I wish "Ford Nation" would take the time to read that, but the sad reality is that, - like former supporters of George W. Bush in the USA - those that have made up their minds based on rhetoric and catchphrases don't want to be bothered with factual information.

I don't think there is any naivity in finding the erotic appeal provided by a MA.... possibly it is simply an excellent example of having one's eyes opened.... so to speak.

I've seen a lot of providers, but something always brings me back to Maya. She's sweet, dirty, dark and mysterious. She's a woman, not a girl. I love that. After experimenting with a lot of newer talents in the city, I called Angel's Touch today and booked a quickie 30 min with Maya. It's been a while since we've hooked up and she greeted me like the old friend I am. :). Massage was good, lighter than I remembered. Conversation was all over the place but we settled on comparing notes on recent experiences of mine (which always gets her turned on). Ending was riveting. This lady's got skills. Of course I will repeat. She not a spinner, of those who are wondering, but the pics on the site are hers. Go see what experience brings to the session.

A hug from someone I care about.

There seems to be a common misunderstanding that massage parlours offering hand jobs/happy endings are not providing prostitution services and therefore are not classified as "common bawdy houses" under the prostitution laws of the Criminal Code of Canada. The following comments illustrate this point of view. "Note however, that in some places (like Ottawa) some massage parlors are licensed by the City and thus have a permit to operate, as long as they only go so far (ie no oral or FS)." "You cannot get "full service" at a massage parlor, that would be illegal." "... to Offer BJ or FS to the gentlemen... this would make the spa a brothel which are clearly illegal..." Since many cities license erotic massage parlours/body rubs, and everyone knows what goes on inside them, it's understandable that this would lead to the mistaken belief that everything is legal. A hand job is a sexual service. Providing sexual services for money is prostitution. Any location where prostitution commonly occurs is a common bawdy house. Therefore massage parlours commonly providing hand jobs... are providing sexual services... and therefore are engaged in prostitution... and therefore the massage parlour is a common bawdy house. There's a legal distinction made between "erotic" services and "sexual" services. (I know, I know... it's a fine line ;-) ) Municipalities can regulate "erotic" services through zoning and licensing. These include strip clubs, adult video stores and massage parlours for example. They can't authorize "bawdy houses" since the Federal Criminal Code of Canada prohibits them. Another way to understand this is that a lower level of government can't adopt laws which are inconsistent with those of a higher level of government. This is a basic principle of constututional law. Therefore a municipal massage parlour license can't authorize a massage parlour to provide sexual services, including hand jobs, because that would make it a "bawdy house" and bawdy houses are illegal under Federal law. As stated in a Library of Parliament Research Publication on prostitution, "... municipalities walk a fine line between federal and municipal/provincial jurisdiction and must be careful not to take any measures that might deal with actual prostitution. Part of this balancing act consists in maintaining the illusion that escort services and massage and adult entertainment parlours are not fronts for prostitution-related activities." As for why massage parlours don't get busted, it's for basically the same reasons that the police look the other way with most indoor prostitution. If you operate discretely and the neighbours aren't disturbed, the police aren't going to go looking for trouble. They've got plenty of other crimes to investigate where there are real victims. This includes prostitution where there is real and obvious harm being done such as underage prostitution, violent pimps, and foreign sex workers who are trapped without their passports. Since it is so rare for police to bust a massage parlour, this gives the impression that they are all legal. But, they do get busted occasionally, so what causes the police to take action in a very few cases and look the other way in the majority of cases? I've attached a few links to news stories about massage parlours that were busted. These were all in inappropriate locations that drew complaints (next to daycares, ground floor of a condo). There are of course other examples of massage parlours being busted. These usually involve foreign women working in massage parlours who are being victimized or under aged girls. It's not my intent to scare either massage attendants or clients with this information. Clearly the vast majority of massage parlours generally operate without any problem. I do however think that we should all be knowledgable about prostitution law (and sexual health information) so that we can assess the risk of our activities. Avoiding massage parlours which are likely to draw complaints from neighbours is a simple step to take. The upcoming Supreme Court of Canada decision on prostitution laws will likely affect the current legal status of massage parlours as bawdy houses. So if you work in or frequent a massage parlour, you should be interested in the outcome of that case. http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/839283/inside-a-calgary-bawdy-house-evidence-of-happenings-at-massage-parlour-found-online/ http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/massage-parlour-busted-in-residential-building-1.1240820 http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/police-lay-prostitution-charges-at-gatineau-bawdy-house-1.574116 One final point. When massage attendants and clients discuss sexual services/price in the private massage room of a massage parlour this is not considered public solicitation. The private massage room has the same status as a hotel room. It's a private space, not a public space.

I have been following this thread from the start and really it almost seems like and out right war. The main difference between SP Services and MA services are that EXTRAS ARE NOT ON THE MENU WITH AN MA. You are paying over all for time spent with a LADY, she will tease and tempt you in the way decided by the nature of her business Title. Myself, I chose to be an MA because I am more sensual and don't like to think that I need to force an appointment with a predetermined check list of activities that NEED to happen for my client to be happy and feel like they had the best experience. I prefer a natural organic sensual time spent with a gentleman that treats me like a lady and respects the rules of an MA working in a Massage Parlour. As it has been stated many times that Ladies working Indy have more freedom to blur the lines between what an MA can offer, but that is not everyone's cup of tea. IMHO if you want an organic sensual experience than an MA may be the option, and if your looking for a Check List of specific services then an SP is more on the mark for what your looking for. Cost may be a bit different from SP to MA but ultimately your paying for time spent with a Lady and how she makes you feel.... should that price tag change based on services???? That is a question that only you can decide for yourself. And to Clarify GFE MA is a Feeling NOT A LIST OF SERVICES!!!!! It is a connection that you feel like you know the girl and that she genuinely takes your feeling and desires and acts on them. I am PROUD to call myself a GFE MA, but not at the expense of Gentlemen seeking my services thinking that they will get more mileage because I state I offer a GFE experience. My take at least Kisses All XoX

Well, as others have suggested... visiting one of the ladies from CERB always does wonders for my stress levels. :) Failing that: stress usually stems from situations you feel you can't control. To balance that out, try picking a small task you've been neglecting but CAN deal with, and tackle it. This could be something silly like organizing a crazy cupboard that's always driven you nuts, or fixing something around the house, or really scrubbing your bathroom top to bottom... or something more fun like cooking a nice dinner using a new recipe you've been meaning to try. Anything, even a small thing, as long as it's something you can grapple and finish. Sometimes exerting just that much control over your environment will not just distract you, but provide a tiny triumph that can help to pull you out of the worrying frame of mind.

I've seen her picturs are real wasn't the best I've had wasn't the worst either I'd go back and see her she was friendly her place was clean

When I first started, it was through an agency. There was a gentleman who called regularly & when we were asked to call him to try & book, it was stressed that we only use his name. He was a travelling businessman who met new people all the time & hated anonymous platitudes. He felt them terribly impersonal no matter what the industry & only ever called us by name too. Super guy, great manners. Since then, I only ever address a gentleman by his name in any & all communications & make an effort to use it often. Of course, I have been known to scream out " Holy Christ " or " Sweet Jesus " mid happiness. But that I can't stifle & so far, no one seems to mind .:wink: Sandi

I love it when a man refers to me with a "term" so long as its complimentary I'm happy to hear it. As far as me referring to a man sometimes, I use babe or sweety, but I get the sense that a lot of men just like to hear their given name:)

Yah, cash is best, not just for ease of use, but there is just something sinfully alluring and exciting about giving a lady an envelope with a wad of cash in it! Now, when I travel, I prefer email transfers for at least the deposit for a date, just in case I or she can't meet for some reason. Of course, we musnt forget the tip envelope either!!

Was a SHILL account - I moved it to this warnings area

Well Al .... if I used my debit or credit card on my last couple trips to Otown ....whoever saw my bank statement would call me fatty and wonder why I wasn't 800 lbs because I obviously ate a whole fuck of a lot of poutine and fries at Janet's place and in the Champagne room ;) hehe

Perhaps I'm unusual, but I really don't care what someone I'm visiting wears. I find that if I don't make requests, the ladies will usually choose something that they're comfortable in... and people generally seem to look hotter when they're wearing what they want, rather than something they're not entirely sure about.

I speak only for myself when I say this, but, perhaps calling us "sex workers" is not the best way to make us comfortable. Maybe other SP's agree with me here (or not, who knows?) SERVICE PROVIDER or ESCORT is much better. Don't forget that many SP's view it as selling you their time, not sex. Just food for thought!

I always like names like Georgia and Georgina, and was originally looking at George for a last name. I picked Georgiana because studying 18th Century Europe and Britain is a bit of a passion for me, and Georgiana was a fairly common name in England during that century. I choose Sweet because I have a weakness for names that are also common words. (I also have a weakness for sweets, so that might have influenced the decision as well.)

12-Going to Bass Pro Shops shopping...one of the few times a man can say he is on a shopping trip, and still keep his "man card" LOL Oh wait, when I see ladies in Toronto or Hamilton, I sometimes stop in at BPS RG

I have been working continuous overtime since April 24th, 2000. I don't think she has caught on yet... other than the whole divorce thing.

This thread should be mandatory reading for all new Cerbites and a wonderul comfort zone when one needs a little pick me up! As a guy with more than a few grey hairs it sure highlights reinforces the old "you can never stop learning" adage. G11

Woman on her stomach or hands and knees, my tongue sliding from her pussy to her ass while she fingers herself to orgasm. Drinking her as she cums. Getting lost in the lust.