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I find it interesting that no ladies have chosen to respond here. Perhaps it's because they share my view about cybersexing with new clients; it's a no no. 99.9% of the requests are complete wastes of huge amounts time. Just my experience. Not something imo to be encouraged with a provider you haven't met yet, it will most probably leave a most bitter taste on her tongue. If this is something a man craves, he should seek out a cam girl... cat

How do you value your a(lone) time? How do you feel about being alone and/or lonely? How do you feel about the attachment we have to our cell phones, laptops, and ipods? I feel like we're constantly connected to something that may/may not be real. I feel like this 'connection' (virtual or otherwise) might infringe on our abilities to connect with people that are right in front of us. For example, I really miss just sitting on the bus and smiling at people. Being completely and utterly receptive to the present moment. I miss the time when it was more acceptable to start a random conversation with someone, before we all started hanging out with our cell phones. This is a really cool video that might inspire the thread - have fun with your responses:

I had the opportunity to meet the lovely Savannah Lane recently when she was on tour. We had chatted about getting together before, but our schedules never met up. However on her recent tour through NB we finally got the chance to get together. Savannah is a great conversationalist and we chatted via text throughout the day before our date. She sent me some lovely pictures to whet my appetite. Savannah's pictures on CERB are beautiful, but they pale in comparison to how she looks in person. Savannah greeted me at the door looking gorgeous in a short skirt. Within seconds of entering her room, she hugged and kissed me like a long lost boyfriend. We sat on the couch and chatted for a bit, before she grabbed me and began passionately kissing me. Savannah is a fantastic kisser and both of our hearts were soon racing. We couldn't keep our hands off each other deeply kissing and groping each other. We shed a few articles of clothing, deeply kissing and exploring each other the whole time. Savannah took my hand and lead me to her bed. Naked and breathing heavy, things only continued to get hotter. I won't go into details as YMMV, but I will say that Savannah is a passionate and responsive lover who loves to receive as much as she loves to give...and she loves to give! Blissfully spent, we lay naked in the bed for a while and chatted some more. Savannah is a mature and intelligent companion, and a generous and passionate lover! If you are looking to spend some truly un-rushed intimate time with a smart, sophisticated lady who truly understands passion, do not miss Savannah when she comes to your town!

You can dazzle them with your brilliance or baffle them with your bull shit. To me, those people appear confident but only one is. I am neither. I do not consider my self to be overly brilliant (I do ok) and I am definitely not a bull shitter (I don't like those people so if I was a bull shitter, I would not like myself). But I do consider myself to be confident in that I know my limitations and am confident enough to admit when I don't know something or when I make a mistake. And that is no BS.

Information abhors a vacuum. So, while some specific boards may come and go, I think there will always be an inclination for clients to gather and share local information somewhere on the 'net, and it makes business sense for SPs to interact with clients where they gather. Corrupt practices might appeal to dim-witted board admins, but it's a short-term con that inevitably erodes trust and damages the longer-term investment of the site itself. Given the value of anonymity on both sides in this industry, risking users' trust is an incredibly dumb move. Such places will weed themselves out naturally, and be replaced by somewhere people trust and value.

Like anything they'll come and go, but a necessity? Not imo, we could do fine without them:) They have their positive aspects and negative. There will always be those out to destroy others, and review forums are the perfect place, so is the internet in general. People love gossip, will listen to it, believe and play into without doing any research, it appears. If a hobbyist tells another," this girl is bad" well ... If posts are made that "she is a star", well... Sadly, too many believe hype, what is written and not enough put more value into finding out for themselves, believing what they see not just what they hear. I have always felt that this is a very personal, private business and it should be kept between those engaging but that is not what's popular apparently so even I've had to change my way of thinking and follow the rest:( I think they are here to stay and will only multiply, but that's just my opinion:)

Loneskater, I agree with what you are saying. I think however, it is important to each donate to a charity you feel comfortable supporting. Instead of waiting for someone to say "hey, drop off your toys at xxx place", do it and donate where you live. This way, the children get their donations, and in the end, it has nothing to do with "where" it comes from.

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Just read this thread for the first time and all I could think was WOW. I know this should not be surprising to me as pretty much every lady in this industry that I have met has been a people person but I am still impressed with the support you ladies show to each other the rest of us could learn something from this community.... I tip my hat to you all.

All the way!!! Good Afternoon Gentlemen, I'm Sasha, a young fit and playful MA who loves to massage and can do it for hours. My sensual erotic massage will relieve your tension & leave you more than satisfied. I'm very fun, open minded and comfortable to be around so let's make this experience as enjoyable and naughty as your fantasies.. I'm petite 5'4, athletic 120 lbs, perky b34 bust, nice round booty, brunette with blond highlights, golden tan, seductive lips, hazel bedroom eyes, 100% natural beauty.. Services: Full erotic body massage Reverse massage Slippery body slides reverse body slides Shower for 2 Hot tub fun Relaxing music Fresh towels & linens Duos Some fetishes ATM available on site Schedule: Friday: 3:30pm-11pm Saturday: 9am-9pm http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=S&t=146238 Join me for some hot steamy fun call: 613-820-8887 or 613-614-2117 -Sasha xxx

Keep in mind there was a court case not too long ago which stated that the photographer owns the pic not the person who had her pic taken. No wonder paparazzi make money! How many ppl ask the photographer before sharing pics on the net!!!

Correct. Posting something on the Internet does not affect the rights of the copyright holder. That would be you if you took your own picture. Under the concept of "fair use" or "fair dealing", a person can copy that picture for their own personal use. Canadian law has explicitly allowed this since 1999. They can't sell, trade or otherwise claim ownership of the image. There is also a "research" exemption. I suspect reposting copyrighted images in the "Best of .." threads could be considered research. :) I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure posting a copyrighted image and claiming it is you is a violation of copyright law.

Once you post on the Internet it's in the public domain. If you don't want them copied or shared, don't post them. What many teens don't get when they post selfies of themselves is that these race around the world and there are no controls. The legal world has had very little influence for a lot of years...that's why they used to call it the Wild Wild Web.

Accidentally flinging the curtains open with my hip as I was making the bed topless and only wearing a pair of yoga pants. I'm sure someone saw as it was night time.

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I have also observed that there is one openly confident type who appears confident but when in actual fact, they really don't know that subject well. They just have the delibrate habit of putting out a confident facade to garner respect and to gain advantages.

When I use Tineye, I actually don't download or copy the photo. I have a browser plugin for Tineye that allows you to right click on a photo and Search for the image on Tineye, so there is no copying involved and therefore no infringements, if any exist. I rarely ever use this for any posts on Cerb, but do for pictures posted on the other sites that may not have the same reputation as Cerb. Just today, I checked a number of photos and found quite a few that are very questionable. If they are questionable to me then I usually move on. Some are so obvious it is hilarious. My two cents. PS. I have never right clicked on any of your photos Cristy

Come join me in the west tomorrow 11-7 for a truly genuine experience. Sensual massage, body slides and a steamy shower...training duos also available with new hostess Ericka, a voluptuous dirty blonde! Sure to make your temperature rise on a chilly day! Next week as always; Monday 10-4 Wednesday 10-10 Friday 11-7 613-523-6199 or pm to ask for training details.

Friday Marlie 9-4 aka "Marvelous Marlie" Pandora 9-4 aka "Pandora" Salina 9-4 aka "Salinaflower" Lydia 9-4:30 NEW Tianna 9-4 aka "Luscious.Tianna" Victoria 3:30-11 NEW aka "victoriascrt" Mandy 3:30-9 aka "Candy Mandy" Nina 4-11 aka "Nina Dream" Riley 3:30-11 aka "Riley Parks" Sasha 3:30-11 aka "Sasha-Paradise" 2 New MA's just hired ....Lydia aka "Alexis" previously from Blue Ivy Spa & Lamora's Spa Lydia description http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8241 And Lindsay brand new cutie to the business description http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/album.php?albumid=8246 ****TOY MOUNTAIN http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/toy-mountain It is fantastic to see that more of our Cerb Community is taking part in our Toy Mountain Adventure :wink: More toys for the children! Let's all make a difference! Come show your support to the less fortunate children in Ottawa this holiday season. From December 1st-14th,2013 we will be contributing $10. from every 1 hour or longer massage session to Toy Mountain......you are also welcome to give a cash donation at the spa! New Online Ad check it out http://www.cerb.ca/classifieds/ottaw...op-ladies.html New Sexy Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ NEW Nina Pics http://www.angelstouchmassage.ca/site/the-angels/ninas-profile/ Come for a 4 hand massage in our getaway room....an experience you will never forget Ottawa's Best Room! Regular Room spacious and in room shower Single Massage: 30 minutes $55. 45 minutes on special for $65. 60 minutes $80. 90 minutes $120. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage: 30 minute on special for $80. 45 minute on special for $100. 60 minute on special for $130. Getaway Room Fee: Room Features a hot tub,6 ft custom shower and fireplace for your enjoyment Single Massage: 30 minutes $70. 45 minutes $85. 60 minutes $100. 90 minutes $150. Session time @ Discretion of MA Duo Massage/Couples Massage: 2 Attendant 30 minute $100. 45 minute $120. 60 minute $150. Couples Massage: 1 Attendant 30 minute $70. 45 minute $85. 60 minute $100. HST included in all door fee prices Longer Session times available and at the Discretion of MA Tianna's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=136941 Mandy's Recommendation http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=120757 Salina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=144753 Jamie's Discussions http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=104412 & http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=J&t=114727 Sasha's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146238 Nina's Recommendations http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=N&t=148577 Victoria's Recommendations****NEW RECOMMENDATION http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?ltr=V&t=156766 ****All MA's trained by Massage Therapist! Top Massage Guaranteed! Jamie

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Maybe this could just be an incentive thread (or a challenge) to get a local interest in supporting kids at this time of year. Each person chooses their individual interest and gives there and then maybe posts about it depending on whether they feel comfortable doing that. I agree that as a collective group, we would probably be frowned upon leading a charge for kids but the thought is good and pure and I for one am grateful to those who support the IWK... you are appreciated. I always believe in the magic and meaning of Christmas. Let's all do something to make a child smile.

Well I am a huge supporter of Christmas Daddies , I give to Salvation Army regularly , plus I support lots of kids activities. As a business owner my company raises money for kids for Christmas and IWK. Having said that ,I don't think that I will support a cerb movement to raise money for Christmas kids. I don't think it's appropriate for a group like this to be raising money for kids because of the nature of this groups principle reason of existence . Second reason is that I like to keep my real identity away from other members so how would you collect the funds? There are lots of groups that raise money for Xmas gifts for kids so I suggest we all support the ones already in existence .

Best bet, unless CERB rules as Meaghan outlined, ban a help wanted section as you envision it, would be to PM the Mod explaining that you would like a help wanted section and what exactly a help wanted section would entail. Likely he along with town council would consider it if within CERB rules RG

Good movie, GREAT car chase scene I think I'll watch it this weekend Right now on AMC is the Godfather and then Godfather II...guess what I'm watching RG

be ready to live a real body to body exxxperience Who`s in to join me ? " You and me" means: non rushed session sensual shower together fun strong massage amazing bodyslides reversed massage "you, me , and her" means: interaction between girls reversed massage a lot of tease and so much more :wink: and an atmosphere that will make both of us soooo horny :wink: my session with you is focused only on you.... not the clock I am here to tease you to please you and make you dream.... 613-274-7073 xoxox __________________

Thank you Eva for your first milestone. Keep it up! xoxo

@Claire. I think I'll have to take you up on that offer to visit your recovery room...

Pay back the fuckin' money you borrowed... from me.

CERB is a place that you can ask questions that would otherwise go unasked, and receive frank & honest answers. Where else can someone ask "how do I make my cum taste better"?

Had some amazing text chats with some service providers and received so very nice pictures but never anything I would classify as Cyber-sex.... well at least my clothes stayed on during the chat. In regards to the question of Cyber-sex increasing or decreasing the likelihood of my booking with the lady I would have to think it would as I can't imagine taking advantage of a ladies time if I was not serious about booking. Certainly if i chatted with an SP from another part of the country it would increase the chances of me contacting her if I traveled there at some point. Just to be clear view am not suggesting that SP's should be expected to have Cyber-sex as a prelude to bookings.... i fully appreciate that this is the ladies livelihood so I should not expect to take advantage of her time. There are ways to express your thanks to lady who does this for you. :)

The first time I bought Habanero peppers was about 15 years ago. I bought 10 of them at Loblaws and went home to make a spaghetti sauce. I chopped them up and added them to the sauce (yes, it was a veery hot spaghetti sauce). After I was done I headed over to the bathroom to wash my hands. On the way, without thinking, I reached through my boxers and scratched my balls. Needless to say, I was in the shower with the water on for the next 30 minutes. Gives new meaning to the words "Great Balls of Fire"! Polydeuces

These are the Golden Rules developed by Dale Carnegie. Principles from How to Win Friends and Influence People Become a Friendlier Person Don't criticize, condemn or complain. Give honest, sincere appreciation. Arouse in the other person an eager want. Become genuinely interested in other people. Smile. Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves. Talk in terms of other person's interests. Make the other person feel important - and do it sincerely. Win People to Your Way of Thinking The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. Show respect for the other person's opinion. Never say, "you're wrong." If you are wrong, admit it quickly and emphatically. Begin in a friendly way. Get the other person saying, "yes, yes" immediately. Let the other person do a great deal of the talking. Try honestly to see things from the other person's point of view. Be sympathetic with the other person's ideas and desires. Appeal to the nobler motives. Dramatize your ideas. Throw down a challenge. Be a Leader Begin with praise and honest appreciation. Call attention to people's mistakes indirectly. Talk about your own mistakes before criticizing the other person. Ask questions instead of giving direct orders. Let the other person save face. Praise the slightest improvement and praise every improvement. Be "hearty in your approbation and lavish in your praise." Give the other person a fine reputation to live up to. Use encouragement. Make the fault seem easy to correct. Make the other person happy about doing the thing you suggest. Principles from How to Stop Worrying and Start Living Fundamental Principles for Overcoming Worry Live in "day-tight compartments." How to face trouble: > Ask yourself, "What is the worst that can possibly happen?" > Prepare to accept the worst. > Try to improve on the worst. Remind yourself of the exorbitant price you can pay for worry in terms of your health. Basic Techniques in Analyzing Worry Get all the facts. Weight all the facts - then come to a decision. Once a decision is reached, act! Write out and answer the following question: > What is the problem? > What are the causes of the problem? > What are the possible solutions? > What is the best possible solution? Break the Worry Habit Before It Breaks You Keep Busy. Don't fuss about trifles. Use the law of averages to outlaw your worries. Cooperate with the inevitable. Decide just how much anxiety a thing may be worth and refuse to give it more. Don't worry about the past. Cultivate a Mental Attitude that will Bring You Peace and Happiness Fill your mind with thoughts of peace, courage, health and hope. Never try to get even with your enemies. Expect ingratitude. Count your blessings - not your troubles. Do not imitate others. Try to profit from your losses. Create happiness for others. The Perfect Way to Conquer Worry Pray. Don't Worry about Criticism Remember that unjust criticism is often a disguised compliment. Do the very best you can. Analyze your own mistakes and criticize yourself. Prevent Fatigue and Worry and Keep Your Energy and Spirits High Rest before you get tired. Learn to relax at your work. Protect your health and appearance by relaxing at home. Apply these four good working habits: > Clear your desk of all papers except those relating to the immediate problem at hand. > Do things in the order of their importance. > When you face a problem, solve it then and there if you have the facts necessary to make a decision. > Learn to organize, deputize and supervise. Put enthusiasm into your work. Don't worry about insomnia.

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After reading her sensual recommendation, the thought of joining Emily J in a duo with Cleo Catra quickly rose to the top of my list of fantasy duo pairings. :)

Doesn't high-end mean better quality? I honestly just don't get why some think having rates like the ones brought up by the OP ($1000) is what makes a provider high-end. I have been to places with affordable prices who I would consider high-end based on how great they treated me as a customer and also have been to businesses with less affordable prices that I would not consider high-end as I never felt like I was treated the way a client should be treated. I may be wrong but my opinion is, going back to this line of work that the amount someone charges, the clothes one wears, how much make up one has on, etc should not make a provider high-end. Professionalism, respect toward a guest, and that kind of stuff is what should define that as again from my perspective that's what equals better quality.

Why is it that when you have available time your favorite SP is busy... but as soon as you are home with your wife the SP has a cancellation and you can't go. Wait... i know because I was too stupid to pre book :)

No disrespect to any lady who can charge and get $1,000.00 an hour... good for her but I have to think that the amazing ladies who charge $300 to $400 an hour who are on here are every bit as captivating and wonderful. So either book multiple hours....tip large or bring her great gifts.

heyy babe my regular mentioned her shes nice from what I've been told outcalls are great dunno about incall. I've heard of UEA before although last time was years ago and they used to bypass fredericton and go directly to nova scotia im unaware if its the same ones as before or new owners/business ect.

Cerb's own Charlotte Mae, with thanks. From her latest ad

Do to the rules of this board I can't comment on someones inability to give a decent (being nice) massage, so I'd suggest you give her a try for yourself... If you feel generous bring her a gift (maybe some clean sheets). Search the name "Shannon" (in wpg) for a truly relaxing and enjoyable experience. Hope I didn't break any rules.

Why is it that there is a debate about whether the G spot exists or not? Clearly it does....

I am not going to choose one particular oon or even a couple........ Each lady writes what she thinks she likes and puts herself out there with every word. Posted via Mobile Device

For me, 'home' is wherever my little fluffy family of felines is. As soon as my big kitty brushes his big fluffy tail against my leg, I'm home :)