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Gah! As someone with a background in IT and who currently owns her own computer shop, please don't go freaking out. This has been around for years and is, in fact, scareware. It plays on the immediate human response to try and get money. IF people read it, they will realize that if you indeed have committed said nefarious acts, the RCMP isn't going to let you off with paying $200 or $300 via Ukash. They are going to come and drag you, kicking and screaming, to jail. Read EVERYTHING!!!! Secondly, virus protection programs are bullshit. None of them are going to protect you 100%. Not one. No matter how much you pay or don't pay, you will not be protected 100%. Virus makers get around these programs. In addition, when you install something it is going to tell you you have some insane number of viruses -- otherwise, are you going to give them money to get rid of them? In addition, it is NOT very often you actually have a "virus". 95% of the time it's junkware or adware. The number one way to avoid this? Educate yourself on what to watch for, what to avoid, what are safe sites etc. Of course, there is always the possibility of being at the wrong place at the wrong time (which is usually the case with the RCMP Virus). But I haven't had virus protection for 20 years and I have had a virus ONCE in that time. Another point to consider... Most popular virus programs (Avast, AVG, Norton, McAfee, Kapersky) take about 20% of your computers resources. Most of the computers I see in my shop cannot handle a 20% performance reduction. Yes - I'm saying that virus protection programs can do more harm than good! IF you insist on having one, and it's a good idea while you learn what to avoid -- Microsoft Security Essentials is great. It doesn't use as many resources, it's FREE, it doesn't expire. It does JUST as good a job as any of the paid ones - so why pay. By the way - PM me if you'd like porn site suggestions where I have NEVER gotten a virus!!!! :) If anyone ever has computer questions, don't hesitate to PM me, ok? Your sexy geek SP... ;)

I recently started to see ads for Sophie that peeked my interest. Soon after her first ad, she joined our community here on CERB and this made me want to make a connection soon. So this past Friday I saw that she was working, I had to make contact. I emailed her as her ad requests and introduced myself and asked a few question. Sophie promptly replied and her email asked me for my phone number and a time she could call to discuss further. This process is a little different for me, however I absolutely understand her desire for discretion and her process for booking. It doesn't matter how many times I meet a woman I am always a little nervous. Being nervous was short lived though as soon as Sophie opened the door. I was met by this petite sexy woman with a big hug and kiss. Sophie is extremely friendly and intelligent and this led to conversation with her being very easy and interesting. We proceeded to talk for awhile getting to know each other which led to her starting to get playful with some kissing and touching. Now, as for the naughty part of our encounter I won't get into the details. Every encounter is going to be different and of course a YMMV situation. I will say though, that Sophie is very sensual, a great kisser and I absolutely loved exploring every inch of her. Sophie was very adept to my needs and desires and accommodated them perfectly. Sophie works a limited schedule, but I would highly recommend to anyone. I certainly plan on repeat visits as often as time permits. Thank you Sophie for the memorable and enjoyable time. It was an absolute pleasure meeting you and I look forward to much more time spent together.

Unless the client specifically told the sp to let him know when she is going to be back in town, and then ONLY by the method of communication he specified - the answer is always NO. Lots of threads on this too. Not too many things everyone on this board agrees with, but this is the one thing everyone seems to agree with.

Things has been pretty shitty for me lately with my dad who is really sick and other personal things...can I has a hug? or 10?

Well, that was a smashing experience. Jordan is a super friendly girl with a high sex drive. Definitely not a spinner type. But warm, welcoming, and accommodating. An orgasmic experience all around. The most fun I've had in a long time. Say no more....nudge nudge...wink wink...

Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance. Additional Comments: Of course she can contact me anytime.... phone....text....bbm....drop by the house....after all communication is important. But remember we need to consider my wife so: You are looking for Bond.... James Bond The code words for your in town is "Congratulations you have won a Cruise" to arrange a time to meet say "are you interested in a time share" if you leave a number to call back add one number to every digit of real number. if its about the Duo we were trying to setup just say "there are 3 options for the time share" Wait..... as I think about this.... maybe it would be best to not contact me unless we have set it up in advance.

I am a husband. I am a father. I am a friend. I am a child of God and believes the Lord works in mysterious ways. I am not perfect!!. I am addicted to anything salty. I am the year of the tiger. I am an autumn baby and the sign of Virgo. I am a winemaker and a wood worker. I love olives and grape season. I am a work in progress and always discovering something. I am a fabulous cook. I am a powertool hound. I am often wondering what happens next. I am proof that time heals all wounds. I am living and I am learning. I love thunderstorms and fear losing the people that I love. I am lost without my wrist watch. I am urban and I am an avid outdoorsman. I am a believer that everyone has a story. Mornings are for sleeping in or making love. I am an aviation fanatic, civil and military. I believe in guardian angels and I am thanking my lucky stars. I am a frequent visitor of any hardware stores. I am a perpetual Mr. Fix-it. I am more than just a beast of burden. I am a man of mystery and I have of lot of TLC to give. I am a potato chip junkie. I am a gentleman mechanic. I am happiest when I am behind the viewfinder of my camera. I am a satisfied DIY'er. I can give you the shirt of my back. I am on the information super highway. I am here, in plain sight, even as big as I am, I can still be unnoticeable . I am most comfortable in the kitchen. I am inviting you to enjoy a glass of wine with me. I am a good listener. I am a believer of treating people the way that I want to be treated. I am inspired by my friends. I am trying to let go of memories of situations that took advantage of me, I need to give the overflowing love that I have. I need someone to thirst for the love that I have to give. I need to be appreciated. I need to be listened too. I need to be understood. I need to be held. I need to be spoken to with respect. I need to be reminded of things with dignity. ...and I am wishing you were here..

If you told them it is fine then Yup. If you didn't then Nope. Every lady that knows me or is in contact with me ....whether they have met me or not knows they can contact me 24/7 but that was because of my Okey Dokey. I wouldn't expect it otherwise. There are unwritten rules that are not always followed or are missed because they need to be read between the lines. This is one of them. It is very important to have clarity one on one with each provider and client relationship in my humble opinion.

Sure!!! Sounds like fun :) xo

Absolutely !!! I also love the hustle and bustle of Xmas ....shopping ONLINE from my office where crowds and pushy peeps are not PISSING ME OFF !!!! hehe For all of my family or for my sexy Cerb lady friends that get lingerie to your door..... If I can't get it online I hope you like a gift card ;) haha

I felt like a million bucks today, why, because I spent an hour with a goddess named Violet, who was so perfect in every way. She works for an agency, called Guilty Pleasures. Now this is not a typical agency, it is almost an amalgamation of independent escorts. It is run by women and the girls all work together, they look after each other, they all get all very well, in fact they are a like a family. They treat their clients very well, and their getting along with each other helps that. Fantastic service from the agency, although an atypical one in a very good way. They are pretty new, I think only about 2 months on the scene, but despite being new, they don't act it, they are pros, and better than some of the "established" ones out there. Ok so I wanted to get this agency part out there, I think that it is important to know. Time for the girl. AKA the best part. I found the ad on BP. Rates are not listed except for 15 min, but a quick text answered that, 140 for HH, and 200 Hr. And there were pictures of this girl Violet, very nice looking. But in real life, those pictures forget about them, when she opened the door, jaw dropping stunningly beautiful. On a scale of 1 to 10 in the pics she is an easy 9 or 10 cutie, in real life, boom automatic 20. I get in the room, and just feel comfortable with her like you should. I love everything about this girl, her skin and flesh are so soft, such a good kisser. Great to talk to. These words are failing me, I can't say enough good things about Violet. Oh Wow, I think that sums it up nicely. Definitely trust and like Guilty Pleasures, would want to see Violet again in a heartbeat.

I understand stevecurious...thanks for help. And thanks suites escapes.

Do ladies still really do this? Good grief. It screams "desperate for bookings..."... just a lil bit, doesn't it?

Seeing this is Sunday.... Maybe she is done for now, many ladies if hotels, they usually check out by noon...so if you are txting her after her leave time then she probably figures no need to txt back. I know for me, if I am leaving Sunday, and get a txt at 3PM..I just may not see a reason to txt back...and would hope that next visit you might try to pre-plan your visit time?

I worked on a government grant, well I was paid every week. I was 16 and the supervisor was 17. We did things like clean beaches, ( laid on the beach) cut grass, (smoked it) and also helped the elderly. Poor people I am sure we did more harm than good. Anyway that was my first job and I was paid $117 and some change. I also put every penny in the bank and a few years later I made my first investment with it.

These empty threads are a great place to get away from the it all, roll in the mud and contemplate what is in store for us .

Oh, poor Lee, the pitfalls of menopause. Eat some chocolate & have a good cry. There there! Sandi :icon_lol:

Well...... first and foremost I am a Dad. I am happily married for close to 30 years and have always considered myself to extremely lucky to have had the wonderful supporting family that I do. I am a successful man in my profession and enjoy my work.. while I can retire soon I will most likely continue in some way. I am a quiet person but that should not be confused with being a push over. I look for and respect integrity in people. I don't have agree with someone to respect them so long as their position is based in their personal integrity. I think I am a kind... caring and generous person. through out my life I have been involved in my community as I feel it is important to give back and pay forward. As my physical appearance... let's just say I am your average 50 something guy...lol... if it comes down to just looks I fear I will lead a lonely existence. I would hope that people who meet me would walk away knowing I am a family man who cares about others and is fun to be around.

Gents, I am now down to my last ticket for the Christmas Social!

I had a chance to meet her last week for the fist time! she is a cutie, very friendly, welcoming, and a great kisser... she worshiped all parts of my body... from head to toe.... a very impressive service and i am definitely going back to her regularly... this is a type of girl that I enjoy my time to spend with... btw, she is independent and this the link to her ad on BP for more info: http://newbrunswick.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sugar-n-spice-n-everything-nice-28/1599580

You do not need a personal shopper, do you, Savannah???? :-)

I Too have seen, and cleaned up, the uKash virus, got 3 clients infected in one week a few months ago. One suggestion is to NOT use Internet Explorer, use firefox or chrome. As for backups.... Web backups may be convenient, but slow, especially uploading a large amount of data, residential internet has different upstream speed vs downstream, not to mention bandwidth caps. And even restoring gigs of data after a problem can take long time. I myself have a NAS drive connect to router with automatic backup of select folders, Plus another external drive that I connect for monthly second backup, then store in fireproof safe.

Thank you to all the gents who have paid their tickets over the last few days! I just wanted to let everyone know that i'm down to my last 2 tickets!! Loneskater and i will be finalizing our snacks menu as well as getting everything settled (food order and drinks for the ladies) this coming tuesday with our venue. Cheers!

Got a call tonight. The boys are talking a bike trip to the rally in Sturgis in August (http://www.sturgismotorcyclerally.com/). Holy crap.....somehow, I am in. Two weeks on the road and likely 8000-9000 kms. Have to start doing squats.......this butt has to get toned up.

He's not refusing to go, he is unable to perform his job because of his condition and as such has been accommodated to administrative duties. If he is not replaced, that is not his fault but his employer's. There are two separate issues here: his PTSD and inability to perform his job duties, and how he is choosing to use his prescribed marijuana in dress uniform. I agree that turning in his reds appears to have been staged and overly dramatic, but why do you bring up the eagle feather?

Snow I don't mind. Truthfully. It is beautiful, brings great joy to children's faces. It is FUN. We adults can all act like kids again when the snow falls. Living in rural Newfoundland has taught me to appreciate snowshoeing, drinking tea outside in the woods while having a "boil up", skidooing, and just generally playing in the snow. You are NEVER too old to build a snowman or do snow angels :) Shovelling I don't even mind... I used to rather enjoy it growing up in Saskatchewan and trust me, we had our fair share of it there lol. I'm a bit spoiled here as we don't seem to get much. The occasional dump of snow but otherwise, it's fairly mild on the Avalon Peninsula. Let's face it - we are Canadian. Snow is part of who we are. The cold and lack of sunlight that is associated with snow? Now THAT I can do without. As someone who experiences seasonal affective disorder, I miss my sunshine very much and would MUCH rather be in heat than cold. But... I faithfully take my Vitamin D daily, and I love living in Canada -- so I have learned to appreciate all of the seasons. So, I say - let it snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!! PS - Why do you think Canadians are so horny? We need to stay WARM through more months of the year than we need to cool down! LOL !!

Hahaha I kinda of agree with it!!! I remember when I was a Kid back home... It looked so pretty on TV... always wanted to see it live... and play in it... and It looked so much fun to make snow angels... BUT THIS IS TEH REALITY NOW... Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited.It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. Oct. 14 - Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colours and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here. Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here. Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada. Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here. Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. Friggin snow plough. Dec. 22 - More of that white **** fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. *******. Dec. 25 - Merry F'ng Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-***** who drives the snow plough,I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the friggin ice. Dec. 27 - More white **** last night. Been inside for three days now except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white **** and it's so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the **** again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is? Dec. 28 - That ****ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the **** this time. Can you believe that he missed it by 24 inches. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already broken six shovels shoveling out all the **** he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one over his bloody head. Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those stinkin' beasts should be killed. The bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had exterminated them all last November. May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted out from all that blody salt they put all over the roads. ?? May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada WELLL no I have not yet moved to Florida or Back home... Still Here... Darn... one day one day LOL This are a a few FAQ: 1. Why did you move to Canada? I have no F... Clue... 2. Do you Like it here? Yes I do... But Not the winters... 3. How was your first winter? Aweful.., I spent indoors witha broken ankle.., I fell walking on the snow... 4. Are you used to the winter now? No not really.. But I have learn to accept them and try to vacation in between and take breaks from it.... Many People has told me.. you just have to get involved in winter sports and activities... My answer is I get cold easy.. and I do.. My feet and hands can freeze easily even when wearing High quality winter clothing... (i even bought electric heated boots once LOL). I was born and raised in South America and I was not Built for this weather.., Unlike FORD i was not Built Though... LOL!

Big hugs to two people today. To Cometman who has two tractors down. If I was there, I'd help keep you warm in the one missing the glass plate in the cab. And To Malika - thinking of you and what you're going through with your dad. I can relate and sending you my positive thoughts.

Hi Angela, I have not had the pleasure of meeting you yet, but maybe we could try organizing one with lots of time for a heads up (pun intended lol). About the nature of the party: you're right that classic bukkake is guys jerking off on the lady's face. A variation of course is that BJs are provided, which is what I've organized a few times. This is taken into account in cost. Both parties are equally fun.

I've got two dogs I'm responsible for, hopefully they'll out live me. So to take a chance at causing them to be homeless and without an owner would be just to selfish and irresponsible. Especially when one has already been passed from home to home. Anyway, the more money you have the more fake friends, trouble, headaches you'll have, not to mention a higher tax bracket so more taxes you'll have to pay. I'm happy to have what I have:) Death will come at the appropriate time naturally, I hope. No need to invite it any earlier;)

I agree too. You should NOT report photos unless you are 100% sure they are fake you could slander or hurt someones business who does not deserve it (and it would force me to suspend you for doing that)

It's the ladies that make CERB a great site. Without the ladies, it would just be a bunch of guys which I think would be sad.

Just had a chat with a member SP who told me she had a wonderful cure for sperm retention headaches.... she said it was an oral treatment that needs to be repeated daily and the only side effects are some people can experience trouble swallowing during the treatment and it it can leave a bad taste in some people's mouths..... Just tooo Funny... made my day

If you're looking for recommendations I think a bit more info is needed. Your "regular" might not be someone else's regular. As for kissing, as Cristy said, it too is a VERY personal like/dislike. When you find someone who fits your kissing style and passion, who can transport you to the brink of ecstasy with their lips it's a beautiful thing. Start with attraction, move to meeting then try the kiss. Good luck in your search....SUCH a worthy goal! Kissing is *rawr*

It appears that payment is by CC, BankCard or via a website.

Aside from the few drivers without snow tires it always seems that the first real snow fall of the year catches drivers by surprise. It is like everyone forgot how to drive in the snow. Two or three more days of snow on the ground will give the majority time enough to relearn what had been forgotten since last March. Till then, keep your head down!

Not cool at all. I am sorry to hear this. Some just don't seem to understand the idea of discretion. This is a total LACK of it, and the result you experienced is why no one should ever send out a text or phone call without invitation first. Sorry to hear - hope nothing serious happens as a result of this big mistake.

I am so sorry this happened to you . I work very hard and I know most other ladies do as well to protect our male friends on Cerb. This is a good reminder to all of us to be extra careful. I know there have been times that I have wanted to send a text to some people I am close to, however the voice always says no, no. Best to wait until we hear from you and make sure we are alone in the room. I hope you have been able to recover from this unfortunate incident and can carry on! xo

I have seen an "Anastasia" there on occasion, but it is a name that fits a number of the ladies there. Can you give more details as when you last saw here, the shift she was working and a brief description? -Alg

I've met up with AngelMoncton93 a few times over the last little bit, here in Moncton and have to say she is the real deal. Great conversationalist, mature beyond her years and fantastic when it comes down to business. Gives great full service, can't wait for our next appointment :)

Do hobbiests know how nice it is to hear that it's not all about them? Believe me...THAT'S a turn on for sure.

I can't explain me in writing damnitt ! This is a simple quote I always liked and I try my damndest to live my life by... not always possible but I manage to do it most of the time.

A big warm hug to you Sophia, you are a sweetie. It will take a little time, but you'll get through this. Thinking of you! {{{{ Sophia }}}} FR

Hugs to Sophia. And hugs to Lee and his Dad, too.

Common adult industry sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, and glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, as defined in the dictionary, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts. AMP = Asian Massage Parlor analingus = licking anus Asian = analingus Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup ATF = all time favorite ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth. attempts = trying to orgasm Aunt Flo = menstruation, period B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian balloons = breast implants BB = bareback = without condom BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth) BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial BBFS = bare back sex BBW = big beautiful woman BCD = behind closed doors BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism. BF = boy friend BFE = boy friend experience birdwatching = BBBJTCWS BLS = ball licking and sucking Blue Jay = blow job blue pill = Viagra BSB = bus stop babe butter face = everything looks good, but her face BTW = by the way cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less CD = cross dresser CDS = covered doggy style CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club CIM = cum in mouth CL = craigslist.org CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse. Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers cups of coffee = releases = orgasms DATO = dining at the o = analingus DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, in Hayward, CA Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees donation = payment Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only) DDG = drop dead gorgeous DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue DIY = do it yourself (masturbation) DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth ECR = el camino real EOM = end of message. No text in message body. escort = a temporary companion for hire facial = cumming on partner's face FBSM = full body sensual massage fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice FIV = finger in vagina FKK = Frei K?rper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club. FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US. FOV = finger outside vagina French = BJ French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion FS = full service = BJ + Sex Get Brain = blow job Get Comfortable = get completely naked GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor GND = girl next door Greek = anal sex, back door GS = golden shower = urination play GSM = g-spot massage happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom HDH = high dollar hottie HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release HH = half hour HM = high mileage HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven HWP = height and weight proportionate hooker = prostitute IMHO = in my humble opinion interpreter = condom Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks ISO = in search of kitty = vagina Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess. LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH) LE = ellie = law enforcement LK = light kissing, closed mouth LOS = land of smiles = Thailand mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District Missionary = man on top, girl on back mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair MP = massage parlor MP = multiple pops = multiple releases MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club non-pro = not a professional provider NP = no problem NSA = no strings attached OWO = oral without condom OWOTC = oral without condom to completion papasan = male manager of a massage parlor party hat = condom PIV = penis in vagina PL = Pathetic Loser PO = phone operator (for making appointments) PS = private show (Dance) PSE = Porn Star Experience PV = private viewing (Dance) RA = relaxation assistant raincoat = condom RB = myredbook.com rimming = analingus RMP = Russian Massage Parlor ROB = Rip Off Bitch Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away Reverse massage = you massage her Roman shower = vomit play RPG = role playing games Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck SC = Strip Club self-service = you masturbate SF = San Francisco shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer SO = significant other SOG = shot on goal = one release SOMF = sat on my face south of the border = gential region southern france = BBBJ SP = Service Provider SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA spanish = ATM = ass to mouth spinner = very petite, thin girl STD = sexually transmitted disease stroll = path frequented by street walkers SW = street walker TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth TG = transgender TGTBT = too good to be true Tina = crystal meth TJ = Tijuana TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave TLD = topless lap dance tossing salad = analingus Troll = rude and hideous PL Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider. TS = transexual TUMA = tongue up my ass TV = transvestite UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ UTR = under the radar WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this) XOXO = Kisses & Hugs YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others. 1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service 411 = seeking information 420 = 4:20 = marijuana 69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time $ = $100 $$ = $200 $$$ = $300 $$$.5 = $350 (get it?) incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates. outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room. two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.